Julie
hey im julie and i have been lookin on here for a couple weeks, i like it a lot. i, like it seems many here do, really enjoy the experience of a nice poop! i poop once a day usually, sometimes every other day, and my time for my daily poop is one of my favorite times. today, however, my poop time was ruined, as well as a good pair of panties, because of my mom. i had needed to poop for a little while but i was really busy today, with school and trying to get stuff done. i love the feeling of really having to poop when im busy doing something at home because then it just feels so much better when im on the can. it is probably a great risk on my part to wait until i'm aching to poop before i go to the toilet, but i love the relief. anyway, today i had just gotten done putting together a diagram for my economics course, and i was practically pooping my pants because i had to go almost the whole time and had been working for 3 and half hours, and for the last half hour or so I was regularly letting off little warning farts. i hurried out of my room, taking each quick step carefully and headed toward the bathroom, I really had to go!. i rush in already putting my hand towards my waist to undo my jeans, and there is my mom cleaning the toilet. MY toilet. i was furious, like i couldn't wash my bathroom on my own time, now she is intruding during my poop time! i asked her if she'd excuse me because i really needed the toilet (SERIOUSLY), and what i got from her was a little cluck of tongue and an eye roll, and "can't you use the one downstairs?? i'm trying to get this cleaned up!" aside from being very territorial with where i poop, i sure as hell wasn't gonna try to get all the way down there considering how incredibly bad i had to go. but i had no choice..i made a quick move to the stairs. i rushed down the stairs, but as soon as i reached the bottom an incredible stomach cramp halted me. i stood there in agony as i then felt my butt cheeks spread and a large solid poop started to push its way into my panties with a crackle. A wave of heat came over my body from being alarmed and my heart raced a little. my jeans were tight and i could feel the poop smooshing and spreading all over my butt as well as my jeans bulging out. the first poop was huge..it took 15 seconds to come out at a continuous speed and spread all in my panties and made a considerably large lump on my butt. as if that wasn't enough, it was hardly even half the load. before icould even think about the first poop that i had just let make a home in my underwear, the second one was on it's way. i hadn't moved teh whole time the first poop was coming out, but now i didnt have a cramp, so i started to walk with my legs rigid toward the bathroom, but the feeling of walking while pooping was terrible, so i stopped again in the middle of the hallway and hunched forward slighlty to finish pooping my pants. 3 more poops came out, all about half as big as the first one, and the load completely filled my underwear. The bulge on my butt was enormous and the poop pushed its way into my crotch too, it was the strangest feeling ever. i have never pooped my pants in my life until today (diapers don't count.)i also couldn't help wetting myself when it happened, too. I didn't even fell myself peeing, I just looked down and my cheens were wet on my crotch and the insides of my thighs down to my knees. That wasn't much of a surprise though, i was your one out of every five children who had bladder troubles when I was younger. multiple wetting accidents in elementary school and some in middle school, and I was a frequent bed wetter until 14 and I still have the occasional soggy underwear mornings even now at 18, but no more than twice or three times in a year since I was 14. But even with a horrible bladder control history, i can honestly say i have never pooped my pants before. but it felt somewhat...well..exhilarating and still relieving to have to go so badly and then lose it and make a mess in my pants, but i was still very shocked and embarrassed. my mother apologized telling me she didn't realize it was an emergency and if i told her iwas going to have an accident she would have let me in the bathroom. well, too late then. i was pretty disappointed because that felt like it woulda made for a great time sitting on the toilet.
i have to admit, even though i didn't want to go in my pants and it isn't normal to do it and i didn't enjoy cleaning up, the actual experience of pooping in my pants felt really good...i don't know why..
has anyone else ever accidently pooped their pants and kind of enjoyed it? I've always hated peeing my pants and despite how many times I've done it it still upsets me when I have wetting accidents, but pooping my pants today was very very different…I don't know why I feel like I want to do it again. I guess it's because I've always enjoyed the feeling of pooping, but I don't know why it would feel so good to go in my pants. God I really want to poop my pants again…but that would be so weird if I started doing it on purpose..
TJ
To Pissypants: Thanks for replying to my survey. You gave some great responses. I look forward to reading your stories when you start posting them again.
Until next time,take care everyone!
Yours truly,
TJ
Smelly Kellie
Hi!
I'm new to this site, but I think it's awesome. I am a 23 year old female from Ohio. I'll try to post some interesting stories in the future, but for now I'll answer TJ's survey. (By the way, I hope you like my name; since my name's Kelly, and yes, my poops are often smelly!
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc) I'm 23, 5'6, light brown hair, pretty slender
2.How often do you take a poop?
At least once every day. Once in a while I'll go twice or even three times a day, depending upon how much I eat.
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width)
They're usually pretty good sized. I almost always start pooping with a larger, long piece (maybe 2 inches around and 6-8 inches long). Then I usually still have some good sized pieces to do.
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop?
Five or six typically.
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc)
Usually very firm, but rarely uncomfortably so.
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc)
I almost always drop a log and then some bigger chunks. I rarely get more than one log out.
7.About how long does it take for you to poop?
Depends on if I'm rushed. I can get it done in maybe 3 minutes if I'm hurrying, but I always like to take my sweet old time. I'll sit on the toilet for an hour sometimes reading a magazine or the paper.
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop?
Sometimes I'll go right after my morning shower, but usually it's right when I get home from work.
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc)
Even though I LOVE using public facilities, I usually just end up going at home. But on weekends especially I'll make a special effort to go in public, such as when I'm shopping.
10.Overall, do you like pooping?
I love it. It's amazingly pleasurable (almost sexually so), relaxing, and great for relieving my stress. After all, the toilet is the one place where no one will bother me.
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa?
As far as watching me go I could do it in front of any girl and I could watch any girl too, but I would probably not let a guy watch me (although I could see myself watching a guy). As far as listening goes, I'm often kind of loud when I poop, and it's too much trouble to try to be quiet, so I just relax and let whatever needs to come out come out. Everybody's heard the sounds, smelled the smells, etc.
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in?
I'll only hold it in if I'm really busy, otherwise I'll usually just go. Unless of course I'm planning on pooping somewhere exciting.
13.What foods do you usually eat?
Anything and everything, in moderation.
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops?
Not really. Taco Bell never fails to give me diahrreah though.
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out?
Big firm pieces. I also love to fart, especially in public restrooms.
I'm happy to be here, and I will post real soon with some stories!
Love, Smelly Kellie
Biker Trash
I had a really unnerving experience yesterday. My grandfather passed last Friday and we had his funeral yesterday morning. I had driven 2.5 hours to get to where he was, and then we had the funeral and another hour drive to get to the cemetery for the rites. Anyway, it was approaching 3:30 or so and I hadn't peed since I had got up, nearly 12 hours earlier. After the rites wear said and we began lowering the casket, I realized I wouldn't make it any longer, so I left to go for a walk. The cemetery was wide open and flat, and out of respect, I couldn't exactly hide behind a tombstone, so I walked to the edge of the road and pulled myself out and peed on the road. I really didn't care that the cars passing had a full gratifying view of me. I felt better and I was 3.5 hours from home, so I knew nobody knew me.
Louise--I, unfortunately, have only one female friend that is as open about peeing as I am. However, she doesn't always like to share it. Anyway, the first time I saw her pee was several years ago and the last time was last Saturday. The first time was after I hadn't seen her in a few months and I had just picked her up from somewhere and we went to a party. We were still sitting in my car out front and catching up on time lost when she admitted she had to pee something severe since she had been drinking off and on all day. She pulled her jeans down to her knees in the car seat, then opened the door and barely made it to get her rear end over the edge of my floorboard before the pee started flowing. We kept up our conversation like nothing was happening.
I have seen her pee several times since then, all of which have turned me on something fierce, and I have peed in front of her, though usually I stand with my back to her as we are best friends and we don't do this for intimacy. This last Saturday, though I saw her peeing, it was a "normal" pee and she was sitting on the pot with the door open.
Do you like your toilet at home? I hate mine, because it does not
flush my shit sometimes and I get pissed. I need one from work. One of those hi pressed toilets. They flush anything.Hilary
Anyone have any peeing stories? I would love to hear them because I"m a pee fanatic as oposed to a pooper.Dave
Are there any Ladies who like to pee outdoors??
I always pee in the shower.anonymous
This is my first post and I have to say, pooping is fun. I poop in the shower because I have a very large drain. It's the best feeling ever.
Bryian
To David white pants and Ryan: I really loved your stories
The other day i rented the movie goodboy about the talking dogs and there was alot of poop,pee,fart humor in there with the dogs. Then there was a part where the boy went to the bathroom and you see him come out of the bathroom(you can't tell if he peed or pooped) and his dog said.."No you didn't did you" "I drink out of there
oldpoop
Good morning. Tried sending this yesterday but lost it. I took a trip recently, visited my cousin, went to a convention, spent time in airports. Right now I have to poop, but will hold it while I write this, if I can. Plane trip (one layover) from here to there was uneventful, but I noted that in one airport the bathroom stalls had gaps behind the partitions; taking advantage of reflective tiles, I caught glimpses of a couple of gentlemen's bottoms, but saw nothing more. Arriving at my cousin's I was given a nice bedroom to myself; it had an attached bath suite. The tub and toilet were a medium brown, close enough to poop color to pique my interest. Sure enough, as I was going to bed, I felt the urge; had a fair-sized movement, three decent turds. They were slightly lighter and more yellow than the toilet bowl, but still fairly close. I left them in the toilet overnight; by morning they had softened a bit. I did my morning poop on top of them; it was a little larger, not much harder. Since I was going to a meeting that morning, I had to flush; it was interesting to see how close the color was to the toilet bowl. I went to the meeting; visited the men's room; saw, in one toilet, a single fairly large deep brown turd. After the meeting, I went to have lunch at a mall with my cousin and some other relatives; got there early, went into a nearby store, used the bathroom, and again had the chance to see a couple of bottoms via reflective tile. Both men sat well back, so I couldn't see them poop. I could hear, however, and one of them dropped several nuggets followed by a good splasher. I then went to lunch (generous, Italian), went back to the house to change for a banquet, then attended that. After another night at my cousin's, I had an early-morning poop into the brown bowl; nothing special (long and slinky), and again fairly close in color. Then quickly to the airport. Airport security was tight and slow; after it I had to go again. In the men's room was one stall with a b.m. in it; fairly soft, several medium brown turds curled around each other. I pooped on top of that, leaving several more fairly similar ones, so it looked like a single movement somewhat larger than the original. I left it there. The flight to the next airport was brief, but I was able to catch an earlier flight than I had been ticketed for, so I had more time in the middle airport, where again I took advantage of reflective tile. This time I saw a couple of young men defecate. The first, an airport employee, came in and raised the seat, then turned around and sat on the rim of the bowl. His first turd was very thick, knobby, dark and hard; he took his time, and it hung in place for several seconds before descending silently into the water. The second turd was not quite as thick, a bit smoother, but still hard, dark, and smooth. It was longer, too, and I could see it enter the water while still emerging from his bottom. It, too, entered silently; he wiped and left (flush was automatic). A bit later a young man of Asian extraction sat well forward on the seat and sent out several soft turds, very dark brown and of some length. The rest of the trip home was uneventful. I did notice that my stools have been softer and smaller than usual, probably due to less fiber in my diet on the trip. My first supper at home included spinach. My poop the next morning was fairly long and smooth. Looking into the toilet afterward, I was amazed to see that the end of it was dark green and looked almost like a dark green flower on the end of my curly turd. That was my weekend; happy pooping, everyone!
cute guy
what up people.i like to pee outside.
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Louise (from France)
Yesterday I partially missed a very public scene of a man pissing and probably a woman before or togheter with him..
on my usual way back home from work I choose a narrower but less trafficated street.
Moving slow in the narrow road I see a man standing near a dumpster and a lady standing besides him in front of the dumpster..I immediately tought he was peeing from his stance, but then I thought it was impossible because it was a too exposed area, in fact they were standig sideway to the passing cars and people. I thought that if he needed to piss he would go behind a car or the next row of dumpster, where he could be more hidden...
my cousriousity insipied me to try to have a look anyway. I stopped in front of a large doorway and got out of the car pretending i was toalking on my cell-phone. I assumesd a position where I could see him well without beeing too clear what i was watching..It was too late, I saw the few last spurts of pee coming out of his soft and average sized penis (well wxposed to the view) ant then he shaked his willy many times while the woman next to him was watchigng..
they were a sort of gipsy couple, but not typical gipsy because they were dressed in european clothes. I saw that the woman was adjusting her bag and jacket, probably she pissed in the corner near the dumpster (well exposed anyway)before his man, but i can't be sure...than they trow something in the dumpster and took a newspaper from a box of old paper near the dumpster...and went on walking ..
I was astonished because he (or they) pissed in a very exposed point, instead of going just some meters around to have at least the partial cover of a parked car, and because the woman was opnly watching his man pissing in front of the passing car....sorry i arrived a bit too late!!
kisses
Lol
Louise
Linda
Yesterday afternoon I had a great dump. I had eaten curried sausages the night before and curry always makes my turds solid and hard to push out. I really wanted to take a shit in the morning but I didn't have time so I held onto it all day (I don't like going at work). When I got home, the first thing I did was go into the toilet. I pulled down my pants, sat on the toilet and did a wee. Then I grabbed a magazine from my pile next to the toilet. I started to push and I felt my anus open. I could feel a solid, wide turd coming out. I was reading an article in the magazine as I squeezed out a rock hard, very wide poo. It took about 10 minutes to push it out and it burnt my arse. After that I pushed again and some more softer poo came out. Then I wiped my bum and pulled up my pants.
This morning I got early up to get ready for work. I had a shower and before I got dressed, I went to the toilet for a wee. I sat down on the toilet, did my wee and then I could feel a massive turd pushing its way out. I pushed as hard as I could and a big poo splashed into the bowl. I pushed again and two more, smaller turds came out. I kept pushing because I could still feel more poo in me but it wouldn't budge. So I wiped my butt a few times and pulled up my pants. About half an hour later, I went to the toilet again and pushed out the rest of my unfinished turd from earlier.
When I got home from work, I had to take another dump. This one was very firm and I had to really strain hard to push it all out.It took me a good 15 minutes to squeeze it out and my arse was burning afterwards. I enjoyed my poops immensley today because they were firm and they took lots of effort to push out. I did three of them and they were all equally enjoyable. I hope I have more like this tomorrow.
Penny
Hi I am back
I saw a the survey and so here goes
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc)
I am 50 years old brown hair slim and fit. My friends say I am well preserved!!
2. How often do you take a poop?
Every day and if after a party night and lots of eating and drinking maybe another two during the day. My body detoxes (sp) quickly.
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width)
Can't measure but I start with a little hard plug, round and then a spluttery wet mess. Not the runs but a lot of wind and soft poo and noise.
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop?
About three loads per sitting. First lots and then little additions as the bowel sends down more to get empty. Not turds but wet messes.
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc)
As above first a little plug then usually very soft and mushy and windy.
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc)
See above
7.About how long does it take for you to poop?
First one in the morning is too short. I love to poo so sit until I am finished. 15 to 20 minutes.
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop?
5.15 am We are farmers so the day starts early and then at any time after that. Being female I can slip a load if I go for a wee. My husband gets very shy if he needs to poo and other men are in the gents. He does not like being seen going into a stall.
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc)
I love to poo outside and being a farmer's wife I get to do that regularly. Also next to the road while traveling or at outdoor events. Canoe marathons, riding shows see previous posts. Nothing nicer than the breeze between your legs and hunched down dropping a load.
10.Overall, do you like pooping?
YES I love it!
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa?
We conduct walks on the farm and a lot of the city ladies have never pooped or peed outside so I am happy to show them otherwise they end up peeing into their boots or panties and pooing on the waistband of their jeans. I show them to step out of one leg of their jeans and panties and hold them well to the side. If at a shopping mall love to make a big noise and listen for a comment. Some ladies do comment after hearing me. Things like: "Poor girl must be sick" or "Best get finished that one is going to smell"
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in?
I can hold if need be but take the first opportunity to offload. As mentioned earlier a lady can have a quick poo while peeing if in the company of others in a ladies loo.
13. What foods do you usually eat?
We eat everything. Healthy farm cooking lots of roughage and tasty meat dishes.
14. Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops?
I poo big and noisy anyway. My husband says I shit like a horse.
15. What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out?
I love a good noisy poo. When the little plug is sometimes a little difficult to get out and moves slowly there are nice feelings that occur. I have seen this mentioned in other posts.
Roberta
I was just wondering: how many of you have ever pooped without peeing? Almost every time I poop I pee also. That's all for now.pissypants
Hey all. I'm enjoying the awesome stories. I thought I'd answer TJ's survey..
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc)
I'm 20 years old, 5'5", with short brownish red hair. I'm a little bigger than most ladies (size 13ish).
2.How often do you take a poop?
I typically poop about 3 times every two days, so in other words, at least once a day.
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width)
My shits are never really very big around, maybe like 1-1.5 inches in diameter. My poo is usually loose, so I'll do maybe half a dozen short (4 inch?) logs.
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop?
see above.
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc)
My poop is usually very soft and mushy.
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc)
I guess I'd say somewhere in between chunks and logs! They are like mini-logs; I rarely get anything longer than 6 inches.
7.About how long does it take for you to poop?
If I have to hurry, I can do it in under 5 minutes but I really love taking my time with it when I can. I'll even usually take some reading material or a crossword puzzle in and spend 15-20 minutes.
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop?
It happens a lot about an hour after dinner, but other than that not really.
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc)
Most definitely!! When I home, I prefer to poop in the basement toilet because the one in the upstairs full bathroom just gets clogged too damn easily and I get tired of plunging it. Plus, due to some weird trick of the light that I've yet to figure out, the lone ceiling light fixture in the space reflects off me in a way that creates a shadow of me on the wall. So I like to hover several inches above the seat and dangle my butt over the bowl and watch in silhouette as the poop falls from my rear.
At school, there is one particular classroom building I've happened to have class in every semester so I love to use this one bathroom that's on the side of the building that gets kind of deserted at different times of day. I even have a favorite stall.
Even in my residence hall, I have a favorite bathroom and a favorite stall. I could go on and on. Basically, whenever I find myself in an unfamiliar building for the first time, I like to scope out the facilites to see if they have pooping potential.
10.Overall, do you like pooping?
YES!
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa?
I'm quite a shy person in many respects so I don't usually like it. I never have let anyone watch me shit since I was in gradeschool but of course there have been occasions when others heard me. The only person I don't mind overhearing me is probably my dorm roommate because we've been friends for a long time. There have been a few times when we have sat in neighboring stalls and passed magazines back and forth under the partitions! We can carry on ordinary conversations against the background noise of the plop plop plopping and it doesn't phase us. (I think it weirds out the other girls on our floor to see us do that, though, lol!)
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in?
I enjoy holding pee in for hours at a time fairly often but I DON'T hold in poop if I can help it. When I get the urge, I don't hesitate more than half an hour maybe. Naturally there are occassions when it's simply not convenient to go (in the middle of class or a shift at work) but I'm lucky enough to have excellent control so when I do have to hold it for a while I am able to do so. I'm lucky enough to say that I've never had a genuine poop accident (and no pee accidents since I was in kindergarten).
13.What foods do you usually eat?
All kinds of things; I love food. I'm Italian so it's kind of genetic for me I think! I guess some favorites would be chicken, beef, pasta, cheese, ice cream, etc.
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops?
Not that I've ever been able to discern.
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out?
As long as I am alone or very secluded (again, I'm fairly shy), I actually get a kick out of producing really smelly poop. When the scent lingers long after the toilet's flushed away the mess, it reminds me of the feeling of relief I relish above all.
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Hope you enjoyed my answers. I swear I will post some stories soon! Until then, happy bathrooming all!
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Checkfiend
Anthea, that story was really touching, it sounded like you had a great relationship after a rocky start.
Haley, redheads in general are really cool, but you take the cake. I love it when girls actually WANT other people to hear them go. And big poopers always impress me. Keep squeezing them out (both the big ones and the stories about them).
Amanda, you sound like you have a good deal there. He likes to watch, and you like to show. A perfect symbiotic relationship, much like mine with one of my friends, who, I might add, is a bit of an exhibitionist. Bill sounds very nice in terms of personality too. I understand that it must have been a bad situation for you when you had the accident, but it seems he was helpful to you when you needed him.
Lots of poop accident stories lately, so here's my own. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
This happened between my senior and freshman years (I'm a freshman in college). My friend Anna and I were hanging out at this park that is by our houses (we live near each other) and we were just talking when she expressed her desire to use the bathroom. No real warning, she just suddenly said, "I gotta find a bathroom quick," and kinda grabbed the picnic table we were sitting at. If it was later in the evening, she probably just would have slid back and dropped her shorts right there, since we sometimes go in front of each other, but it was about 7 PM, and it was still pretty light outside. There weren't too many people around, maybe two or three joggers, so we weren't noticable, but we would have been if one of us had their pants down and was pooping off a park bench. "Let's go over to the bathrooms then," I said, because the bathrooms are actually kinda nice there. There are four one-person bathrooms, obviously all unisex, so you generally don't have to wait long for one to be open, especially on a night like the one we were there. As we went up to the bathrooms, Anna started walking slower and slower, with her legs together, and taking tinier steps. "What's wrong?" I asked. "I'm about to s*** my pants, that's what," Anna said, kind of giggling. "Well, walking like that won't get you to the bathrooms any faster," I said. "Sorry, dear, but I think we're a little late for that," Anna replied, blushing a little. "Do you have any tissues or anything like that?" I reached into my pocket and pulled out a couple of paper towels that I had for some reason (I'm not sure why) and handed them to her. She bunched them up and stuffed them into the back of her shorts. "Oh, you haven't gone yet?" I asked. "Nope, that's just insurance," Anna replied, and she resumed taking baby steps toward the bathrooms. "Well, if you have insurance, you might as well walk normally, or just go here," I said. "Nope, I'm gonna make it," Anna said. "Oh really?" I replied, poking her in the stomach. By now the pressure had built up so much that a loud fart ripped out, ending in a squelchy sound. Anna's eyes widened and she stopped dead in her tracks. "That wasn't just air." I smiled. "Didn't sound like it. Well, you might as well let loose now." I placed both hands on her quivering stomach. She bit her lip and took hold of my forearms. "Yep, might as well." I pressed with both hands, and the look of relief on her face was near-indescribable. Just by watching her face, I could tell when she started filling those shorts and when she finished. I could also hear some squishing around and movement behind her, and the smell was noticable but light. "Ugh, thank goodness I wore granny panties today," Anna said once she was done. I went around behind her to survey the damage. The addition was noticable; it seemed as if she had three slightly pressed oranges in the seat of her shorts. However, nothing brown was visible, as the paper towels had done their job. Once we got to the bathrooms, she disappeared for a while, then came out with thumbs up. We went back to her house, and watched a movie for the rest of the night. All in all, everyone was happy. Anna had gotten that load out of her without messing up her panties, and I got to see my gorgeous best female friend drop a deuce in her shorts.
There's my pants-pooping story, and it's not *mine* per se, as it was Anna doing the pooping, but the last time I pooped my pants was when I was 4, and I can't remember that. Also, not really an *accident,* since she let me press her stomach, but she did lose control right there, and in that respect, it was an accident. So there you have it.
Later days,
Checkfiend
Linda
Last night I had a dream that I was staying at my parents' house (I don't live there anymore). In my dream, it was early morning and I was still in bed. I needed to take a dump but I held onto it and went back to sleep (this was still part of the dream). I woke up a few hours later (again, this was part of the dream) and I could feel a big turd in my pants. I was wearing long sleeved pyjamas, with knickers (panties) so I thought maybe my knickers had crept up my bum crack and that was what I was feeling. I felt the back of my knickers and sure enough, I had done a massive shit in my pants. It wasn't particularly long but it was very wide. As I was still in my bedroom, I got up out of bed and went to the mirror to see how big the bulge was in my pyjama pants. It was bulging out enough to be obvious. I pulled my pyjama pants down to have a look at the turd and it was sticking out of my knickers. The top of the turd was quite soft and sticky and it had made a mess on my pyjama top. There was also poo stuck to my back. The turd wasn't loose in my pants, some of it was still stuck in my anus and the turd in my knickers hadn't broken off. I could hear my parents talking to some other people in the lounge room so I couldn't just go out there to go to the bathroom and clean myself up. I decided to go back to bed with the turd still in my pants (and some still up my arse)
Like I said before, this was all a dream but it was so realistic that when I woke up, I had to check that I hadn't done a poo in my pants..............impatient pooper
Hi everybody, I just found this site and it looks like a great place to hang out for some light reading :)
I've been constipated for the past 3 days or so. Probably it's my fault because I got up one morning for school and I had to shit something terrible, but I was running a bit late so I didn't have time. I had no problem holding it all day, but when I got home I guess my turd had gotten all dried up and it wouldn't come out. I've been going to the toilet to poop like twice a day for a couple days now, but all that seems to come out is some medium sized soft stuff and a bunch of gas. That massive log is still just sitting there :(. Very frustrating.
Anyway I've gotta go now. Happy pooping to all of you!Sentinel Chicken
Nicky -
Great stories. Thank you for sharing with us. I am from Florida also. I'm a bit older (college), but nice to hear from other Floridians, even if it was embarrassing for you. If you have any other stories about accidents, please tell them.
SC
Ariana
To Haley - Congradulations on your big poop!! I wish I could poop that big sometimes, lol.
To Patricia - I hate to poop in public too! If I suddenly get the urge when I'm like at a restaurant or at the mall, I'll try and hold it in for as long as I can b/c I like my privacy when I poop.
I recently tried a new "position" when I went into the bathroom to pee. I think I did this on Wednesday evening...it's Friday night now. I was home alone, doing homework, when I realized that I hadn't peed since the middle of the afternoon. I wandered off to the upstairs bathroom, pulled my pajama bottoms and my white cotton panties down to my ankles, and I was instinctively about to sit on the toilet. I stopped, suddenly, and thought of a different way to pee. I stood in front of the toilet, facing the bathtub which was in front of it and walked backwards slowly, trying to position myself over the toilet. I bent my knees slightly, put my hands on my knees, and started to pee. My pee splashed a lot and a few drops of water splashed up on my thighs, but I cleaned it up after I finished. As I started to pee, I even did it on the floor a little, but I managed to control it a second or two afterwards. I finished peeing, wiped myself, and put my clothes back on.
Just thought I'd share that, b/c that's pretty exciting for me!
goodnight everybody!
Mr Hanky
Hey I like this site!! somepretty funny shit been going on! I nearly crapped my pants reading them!!!
Well when I was younger I used to crap everywhere and anywhere, behind the sofa, the bed, even the cats litter tray, anyway my sister had a tyre swing and was out on it one day. She was swinging away when I came over and did a big fat turd right underneath it.
It gave me great joy to watch her try to get down off the swing while trying not to land in my shite. Well she got down without landing in the shit (excuse the pun) so I later crapped in her bed! funny, coz she never said anything about it, I asume she thought she may have done it herself!
JJ
You know these situation when you hide, you are the only one who think like that and actually all the world can see what you are doing?
This Saturday me and my buddies decided to some place for hiking.
It was about 4PM and we were on our way to the parking lot where out cars waited for us. Not too far from the parking lot, there as a group of bush. The bush could hide everything from the ones in the parking lot, but behind them it was just an open field. This is where we came from.
Right behind these bushes there was a 40 something lady. She was short red hair and about 140lbs. She was facing the bush with her full ass pointed at our direction. She was squatting high, her elbows on her knees pulling her underwear between her legs off the line of fire...
This woman was pooping like a cow!! Her pussy was dribbling pee all the time while she kept on pushing loose turds form her asshole. She started with a strong gushing pee while her butt hole opened up and let go 2 soft light brown turds about 5inch long and about 2 inch thick. They slid out of her ass smoothly with no effort. Then her butt hole remained open, and thinner (about 0.5 inch) turds kept on falling out of her. The odd thing was that her hole looked much wider then her turds, and it looked pretty clean though the turds were very soft. She took her time and was like that for 30min or so, and the turds kept on sliding out of her. Each time a turd fell, she dribbled more pee....We counted about 10 or more of these mini turds. The last turd she held her butt cheeks open and gave it a push.
She wiped once her pussy and her ass once with one tissue... then she noticed at the 3 of us standing about 20 feet from her laughing all the time. She gave a scream, pulled her clothes up rushing back to the parking lot. She almost stepped on her pile while running away, but she didn't miss her puddle..hahaha.... She stepped right on her pee..
TJ
To Ash D and Mel D.: First of all I want to thank you two for answering my survey. It was amazing to find out just how big your dumps are and that you both like letting out really huge ones the most. I also love the fact that you both enjoy pooping a lot and are open to letting others watch or hear you while "in the act" and vice versa. If only there were more girls like you out there...
Anyways, I really enjoyed reading your most recent stories I look forward to reading all of your posts in the future.
To Chelcie: Thanks for replying to my survey. Your insight was most helpful.
To Amanda: I thought that was a really great thing of you to intentionally take that poop in front of Bill in the woods. I wish I could get that lucky. I'm sorry to hear about the accidental one you had in Bill's car, and I really commend Bill for not minding you having to poop in his car. I would probably do the same if I had a girl with me in the same situation. I look forward to your next post.
Take care everyone, and keep the good posts coming!
Yours truly,
TJem dubya
Hi again, thought I'd let u nkow what happend after my last post.
In my last post, I was talking about how I'd pooped in my underwear and then I was gonna go clean it. After I sent that message, I pulled down my underwear and also took my shorts off. The lame thing is, when I pulled down my underwear to take them off, the poop pile fell out and landed on my plastic rolling chair mat with a soft thud. I had to pick it up, dump it in the toilet, and wash my hands. Then I took some tissue and kinda cleaned up the plastic. I then took a shower. When I was dressed again, I got 3 different cleaners to make sure that plastic got good and clean. I don't think I'll go poop again like that for a while, at least not if the poop is soft.
Fluidity
Louise, you wrote, "A funny episode yesterday at work..." and I loved it. That was a delightful report and I hope you have many more such conversations that you can share with us.
I drive a woman and two men to and from work and sometimes at the end of the day the woman is rushed to join us. On some occasions she appears at the meeting place and reveals that she has not been able to pee all afternoon. I usually tease her about it but usually "let her" go before we leave; my heart wishes that she would have to wait the 45 minutes of our drive home. Unfortunately, she has a very strong bladder and when she has had to wait it is apparently without any difficulty.
Best wishes,
flu
Randi
HI EVERYONE:
I was just wondering. How many of the younger women and girls
here have trouble with "piles"? Have you had sergery for them?
It seems like every week the L Word will show some someone on the
toliet.
FOR THE MOD: Will the gallery and phone ever work again? I miss
the picture.
I'm looking forward to more of women's college stories.
I usually don't have any but I did hear a young woman poop
when I went to use a restroom at a high school.
Later.
Randi
Sunday, March 14, 2004
David White Pants
A poster recently sked if anyone had had an accident through fear. My first ever crapping accident was when I fell off my bike on the way home from school with my mates. I was about 15 and we had been fooling about a bit and I came off and this man in a car almost ran me over. I just lay there for a second or two and my mates came running over to me and I realized that I was making a big puddle - i was gushing in my briefs and I never even tried to stop - thats how shaken I was. I stood up and I felt a bump in my briefs as a huge dump dropped into the crutch of my briefs - it was actually quite firm and sticky. My mates thought it was a laugh me pissing myself but I never let on I had dumped.
Since then I have had about one genuine accident a year - I am mid 20's now. Sometimes if I really need to go and know I am not going to be discovered I do a dump and quite enjoy the feeling but I do not do it often. I do quite often wet my pants on the way back home after a drink and my mates have all left. I have done it some winter evenings when they have still been with me and no one has noticed. I like the fel of the hot piss soaking into my pants and then the way they cling to you.
My genuine accidents - and fakes - are usually driving home after a day travelling for work. Its usually because I leave it too late. I have always worn white briefs since the first time at the accident. I had mostly worn boxers until about that time and after that I always wore briefs. If I have a deliberate accident I have to be fairly sure it will be quite stiff and not soak and stain through my trousers. Generally I pull off the road and stand by the car and just let it happen - sometimes if genuine you do ot have the luxury of choice and sometimes I have had to lift my bum off the seat whilst driving and let in squeeze in.
My worst accident was what I call a choccolate custard poo - where it just forced its way into my pants and squeezed up and down my crack - around my balls and up around the elastic of my briefs. I seemed to slip and slide on it and when I got out of my cr i knew my trousers were stained really badly. I got to my flat withput being seen but that was dreadful.
Sometimes when I have done an intentional shit it has quite turned me on and I have enjoyed myself when I have got home. I read a question from a poster a while back asking if anyone wore their shirts inside their underpants - well I did when I was at school until the day I had my accident but I realized then that it was not a good idea and since then I do not often get caught out.
David White Pants
A poster recently sked if anyone had had an accident through fear. My first ever crapping accident was when I fell off my bike on the way home from school with my mates. I was about 15 and we had been fooling about a bit and I came off and this man in a car almost ran me over. I just lay there for a second or two and my mates came running over to me and I realized that I was making a big puddle - i was gushing in my briefs and I never even tried to stop - thats how shaken I was. I stood up and I felt a bump in my briefs as a huge dump dropped into the crutch of my briefs - it was actually quite firm and sticky. My mates thought it was a laugh me pissing myself but I never let on I had dumped.
Since then I have had about one genuine accident a year - I am mid 20's now. Sometimes if I really need to go and know I am not going to be discovered I do a dump and quite enjoy the feeling but I do not do it often. I do quite often wet my pants on the way back home after a drink and my mates have all left. I have done it some winter evenings when they have still been with me and no one has noticed. I like the fel of the hot piss soaking into my pants and then the way they cling to you.
My genuine accidents - and fakes - are usually driving home after a day travelling for work. Its usually because I leave it too late. I have always worn white briefs since the first time at the accident. I had mostly worn boxers until about that time and after that I always wore briefs. If I have a deliberate accident I have to be fairly sure it will be quite stiff and not soak and stain through my trousers. Generally I pull off the road and stand by the car and just let it happen - sometimes if genuine you do ot have the luxury of choice and sometimes I have had to lift my bum off the seat whilst driving and let in squeeze in.
My worst accident was what I call a choccolate custard poo - where it just forced its way into my pants and squeezed up and down my crack - around my balls and up around the elastic of my briefs. I seemed to slip and slide on it and when I got out of my cr i knew my trousers were stained really badly. I got to my flat withput being seen but that was dreadful.
Sometimes when I have done an intentional shit it has quite turned me on and I have enjoyed myself when I have got home. I read a question from a poster a while back asking if anyone wore their shirts inside their underpants - well I did when I was at school until the day I had my accident but I realized then that it was not a good idea and since then I do not often get caught out.
Mike
Hey guys.
I let out a poo yesterday. Here is what happened.
I felt a poo, so I went to sit on the toilet. I started to pee, which lasted about 10-20 seconds. I then farted. It was a nice loud fart. I then heard crackling as my butt opened up, and a nice 5 incher plopped out. I then stayed on the toilet for a bit because I felt more poo. About a minute later, I pushed out another 5 incher, but this was very narrow: the first poo was nice and fat. It plopped beside my first poo. I got up, wiped, flushed, then left.
To Buzzy: I too prefer nice long poops as I previously stated in a former post. But this one time, I decided to see how many individual poops I could cut off of a nice long poo. Thanks for replying.
Well, that's all for today.
Keep pooping everyone!
Take care guys.
Louise (from France)
JAYPEE
Happy you enjoyned my anecdotes...
I peed in the sink in front of my collegue-friend 2 years ago...we had a meeting and a small party with many people of uor firm and a lot of customer....
We were in the large all (onference area) on tehfirst floor of our building...
The room ahve only on toilet for men and one for women, so we had a samll queque of ladies waiting after the meeting ended....
WE use to wait inside the bathroom room for the stall to get free...2 or 3 women at maximum could be into the rooom at teh same time...
I was in line and jocking with my friend collegue and a much younger one. When we reached teh bathroom room, teh jounger collegue was the first to get into the toilet stall to piss...the previous woman got out so i told my friend taht i have to pee badly and it was better she colosed the main door too...so she locked the door and I pulled down my thong and sat ont the small sink and did a long adn noisy pee...she was a bit astonished but joked about...when the other girl got ut my freidn went into the toilet stall to relieve...while we were washing our hands she told to our younger friend that i pissed in the sink...She smiled and said nothing.....
Please tell some pee anectodes to mee, too
Biker Trash,
Do you have some of your "peeing in not supposed" places experience with a girl going with you ro you seeing her doing this (a friend, girlfriend, wife,sister, etc..)-tahnks
Roberta,
Do you have any funny or best rembered episode about peeing in th eshower with your friend (when, where, if other women saw you)...thanks
thanks again to all
kisses
LOl
Louise
Ryan
Have you ever pooped your pants out of fear YES
I was on the way home from school one evening when I went into a book shop and like a prune I nicked a book and put it in my pocket. I was about 15 and in uniform. I was tapped on the shoulder outside the shop by this store detective and I almost died. I just lost it - I could not have stopped if I had tried. Warm piss began to gush down the inside of my trousers and I felt a giant dump filling up my briefs.
The guy said - I think you have had your lesson - give us the book back and clear off. I did what he said but my wet trousers were so obvious for all to see I almost began to cry. The shit was quite stiff and rolled about between my legs - I remember I reached in the top of my trousers and pulled the undertpants waistband as high as I could and squashed the poo firm against my bum and walked home. Several of my mates saw me and when I got home my mum gave me a hard time even though I did not often mess myself.
Since then I have never even thought of nicking things and I have been lucky with accidents since - I have never been found out.
Nicky
hey i'm nicky and i just found this place today cuz i wanted to find somewhere to talk about an accident i had yesterday and one i had las summer. im 14 female from florida and a freshmen in high school. anyway here we go!
yesterday when i got to school i had to go poop. i didnt want to use the girls bathroom at school so i was just waiting. well by the time i got to english class my stomach was cramped pretty bad and i really had to poop, i knew i wouldn't get through the next 3 periods and make it home with out going in my pants, so i planned to get to the bathroom as soon as i could! well we're reading the play king lear by shakespeare and we had to act out scenes from it during class, and we got started right away. we were doing 5 scenes and iwas involved in 3 of them. i couldn't leave to go to the bathroom because we were starting, and i couldn't leave in the middle of it. i was in the first scene. i was really having to poop the whole time and it was a really long scene and i was soo uncomfortable, but i got through it. unfortunatley we were getting started on the next scene right away, because it was gonna take the whole class to get through all 5. i was in this scene too. i was sooo miserable, i had to go so bad and i didn't manage to hold it through the whole scene. i started pooping my pants when i was just waiting on the side and there was literally only 2 more lines left before i had to go in to the middle of the room to do my part, and i was still pooping my pants! i was in such a panic. it wasn't messy diahrrea or anything it was just a regular solid poop just going into underwear at it's own comfortable pace and i couldn't hold it back. i had jeans on so when i went out in the middle of the room, aside from the smell everyone could clearly see by the back of my jeans that i was pooping my pants, and i started crying. my teacher let me leave. it was the most embarrassing thing ever and my underwear was light pink so i think when iget them back from the laundry today they will still be stained...i hope not.
the other time i had an accident was last summer. i got this really cute bathing suit, it was only a one piece but still cute, i liked the color and the design and it had cross straps that had these rings on it that closed it together. i was at my friend amandas house swimming with two of our friends ali and rachael. when i as swimming i suddenly had to poop, but i just tried to hold it in because i was embarrassed to poop at amandas house with the other girls there. well it got to the point where i was about to poop in the pool, so i had to get out. i REALLY had to go. i told amanda iwas going in to use the bathroom, and she told me i had to towel off before going inside. i toweled off as fast as i could but i swear the poop was starting to come out right then! i pee in my bathingsuit all the time but when you have to poop its a whoooooole new story. i got done toweling it off and started to rush to the house without it being obvious that i had to poop. i got in and rushed in to the bathroom, opened the toilet lid and turned around to sit and quickly put my hands to my hips to pull my bathing suit bottom down because my poop was on the way out right then! major problem though. i was wearing the one piecer!!!! when i went to pull my bathing suit bottom down and nothing happened i panicked..i stood up to get my bathingsuit off, but it was no use, i completely pooped in my bathingsuit right there. it was horrible..i managed to peel my bathingsuit off without letting the poop get everywhere and cleaning myself off wasnt bad sicne my body was already wet, but when i cleaned the poop out of my bathinsuit there was still a brown stain shwoing through on the outside, because the suit was light blue. when i was all cleaned off i put it back on turned with my back to the mirror and looked to see how noticable the stain was. it was clear as day, so i just wrapped my towel around my waist and went down to the pool to get my shorts out of my back and put them on, but when i took my towel off to get my shorts on my friend ali saw the stain and said something to amanda...it was soooo horrible.
Rex
Well, I haven't posted in a while, but I'm still faithfully reading. Well, I posted once, but it never made it up.) I've got a funny story about clogging my toilet. My apartment has a very small bathroom and the only real shelf is right above the toilet. The flush handle is quite low, and below the shelf, so I have to bend over and reach down to flush it. As I was standing back up, I knocked Regina's (my girlfriend) toothbrush off the shelf and into the toilet while it was flushing. The toilet I have is one without a water tank, but rather one of the commercial looking ones with just a valve assembly that flushes very strongly. So, when the toothbrush fell in, it instantly got sucked up into the hole. Oops. I thought it was gone, but no, I later realized. The toilet started clogging all the time, and couldn't get cleared out by a regular plunger. I had the maintenance guy come and he cleared it out with a big drain snake. A few days later, it clogged again, and I realized that it was probably that damn toothbrush that was still stuck in there. I told him when he came, and we tried different things to get it out, including clogging the toilet on purpose with paper towels and seeing if we could pull it out. Nothing worked. Finally, he took the toilet completely off the floor, set it upside down and started dumping water through the back. Finally, after we worked a wad of paper towels completely through the toilet backwards, it pushed the toothbrush out. So I've learned a lesson from this: Always close the toilet lid!
I've noticed that there are a lot of discussions about how often we poop. Everyone seems to have an answer, but has anyone ever changed how often they poop? I decided a while back that I would rather poop more at a sitting because the feeling of relief when doing a big poop feels so good. So I started going every other day instead of every day. Amazingly, except for the first two days of not pooping, I now don't feel the need to go every day any more. Just every other day. And I like the results, too.
Oh, and for whoever it was that asked, I do pee in the shower almost every time. I used to not do it, but Regina always does it, so I picked it up from her!