Nu and Carmalita
Hi, it's Nu:
As I'm writing to you all, Carmalita is on the toilet taking a really, really big dump. She's been there for about 5 minutes already which is a long time for her. She's so hot because she just got out of the shower and is naked and leanign forward with her head down, grunting. I can smell her poo wafting in here. It's kind of creamy rich, but easy to take.
So Teddy bear: you are a vietnam era vet? I remember my mother talking about it. She had a really hard life. Wehn we were kids I remember we had no problem using the bathroom in front of each other adn I got to see my mom poop many, many times. I also got to see my brothers poop often and they would see me. We used to do lots of picking for extra money, you know, like fruit and vegetables. My mom would take us all into the bush for a poop or pee so she could keep an eye on us. My mom would always make these nice, coiled up piles.
...Malita just plopped a big one, I could hear it from out here by the computer. She's giggling at me.
I agree that I am lucky to have met Carmalita. She does take some giant dumps, that's for sure. Mine are so-so. However, there are times when I'll crap out about 5 pounds worth! With teh photo session with Dan, I wasn't pooping or peeing on the toelet, only posing. The pics are for my portfolio because I am a model. He did take some shots of Malita though, and tehy came out gorgeous. I also do videos, mostly lesbian, but haven't posted them, or pics anywhere.
Malita just dropped a couple more. It's starting to stink in here now, I need to open some windows! She's still on the toilet, what a dump!
We've met some new friends. One girl name Joanne, I don't know if Malita has mentioned her or not yet. Angie is still around, only very busy. Tesa came over last night and slept on our couch. Oh well, that's it for me. I'll leave the computer up until Carmalita gets done with her poop. Bye!
Hola! Carmalita here,
Nu's spraying air freshener all around. I see she's already told you that I've been on the toilet losing weight. One turd was super fat with cracks and splits all over it.
RIZZO: I'm so haaaaappppy to see you again!!! Peein' in the surf! That sounds so cool dude. I'm missing the beach. It feels like forever since I've had a serious pee in the sand behind some dunes. I always like to hold it at the beach until I have to pee for about 2 minutes! I get a big buzz from being caught.
TEDDY BEAR: I've just always pooped a lot like that. It's usually not the length that surprises me, but the width of them! As far as the fire goes, my asshole's been trained to take it baby! Mi popí would give us chillis when we were niños and we loved them. It was really special because we'd sit on his lap and he'd feed us these green chillies. Now, I love the fire! What's weird is that things like macaroni and cheese, or italian food will really make me do some serious poos. If I eat chinese, or Thai, or the vietnamese dishes that Nu sometimes makes, then my poos are extremely gassy, loose and smelly. I really, really loved that story about the vietnamese woman squatting and squeezing out those turds! Hot! How lucky for you to see that. I really love to watch Nu when she has to push out some stubborn ones because her face contorts and she grunts really hard, especially when we're outdoors when she squats and really works at it. Plus, Nu is such a dazzling beauty that i! t drives me crazy! She has a beautiful face.
Guess that's it for now!
Love,
Carmalita
Amanda
Hey everyone, I have been interested in this site, along with my sister Alyssa. First off, I wanna describe myself. I’m a 14 year old girl, brown hair, and I’m about 110 lbs. My sister Alyssa is 13, she has dark brown hair, and she’s about 5’2”. I’m also a cheerleader. We are really open in front of each other about peeing and pooping. We both usually poop sometime in the afternoon or in the evening. She takes a longer time to poop, but I poop more. My pieces are bigger. We both usually wipe from about 2 - 5 times after we finish going. I do have story which I would like to share with you. First, I wanna take this survey.
To Carmalita -
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poop? Hmm...umm...Shiri Appleby and the male main character from Swim Fan.
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poop? I don’t know.
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping? Yes, by my sister.
4. Have you ever “killed two birds with one stone” by doing another thing while pooping to save time? Yes, math homework haha!!!
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop? To my ankles.
6. How would you describe your smell? Neither mine nor Alyssa’s poop really smells totally bad.
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping? No.
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? It doesn’t really matter to me.
9. Can you describe your average turd? Not really too thick, about 6-12” inches long, hard. Sometimes it will come out of my butt real quickly and sometimes it will take a little pushing. Oh, Alyssa just came by the computer.
She said hers is really thick and takes alot of pushing. I described myself earlier. By the way Carmalita, it’s Alyssa now. I’ve read alot of your posts and I wanna know like how you pee? If it’s not too much trouble, could you possibly take me through the process of when you sit down from when you wipe and flush? Thanks xoxo, I love your posts!
Okay, it’s Amanda now. This past week, we had spring break so we were home. Yesterday (Friday), my dad had got up and gone to work. On Thursday evening, my mom told me and Alyssa that she would have to go to my dad’s work and help out, because a few of his employees couldn’t make it. That was fine with us that she had to go. She said that she wouldn’t be home until about 4:00 pm. Anyway, it was around 2:00, when I suddenly got a strong urge to poop. I was watching T.V, and Alyssa was in her room doing something. We both share a room, and the bathroom is right next to it. I turned the T.V off, and walked upstairs. As I passed my room, I told Alyssa that if anyone called for me, I’m in the bathroom. “Yeah, whatever,” or something like that, was her reply. She can be a total bitch sometimes, but I deal with it lol. I stepped into our bathroom, and closed the door behind me. I didn’t lock it or anything. I walked over to the toilet, and pulled my pants and pur! ple panties down to just below my knees. As I bent down to sit on the toilet, my panties slid to my ankles. I was really comfortable sitting on the toilet that day for some reason. First, as I always do when I have to poop, I gave a slight push, and felt a nice big piece up there. “Crickle...splicckk,” it went, as the piece emerged from my hole. Just then, my sister came running into the bathroom with the cordless phone in her hand. “Here she is,” she said, as she handed me the phone and smiled. “Hello!” I greeted them. It turned out to be my friend Lizzy from school. I wasn’t really in the mood to talk, because I wanted to concentrate on my poop, so I didn’t really say anything. The conversation was silent, when all of a sudden I heard water running in the background. I asked what it was, and Lizzy said that she was peeing. I was totally amazed by that. I really couldn’t concentrate, so I told her I would call her back. After I placed the phone on the tiled fl! oor, I pushed again and that big piece fell into the water and landed with a “KER-PLOOOOMP”. I then started to pee, when my sister came in. She said she had to poop, and asked if I was almost done. Well, before she came in, I caught a glimpse of the piece, which was about 10” inches long. After I finished peeing and wiped, I flushed the toilet while still seated. I then reached down and pulled my pants and panties up and snapped them once they reached my waist. I stood up and went to the kitchen with the phone in my hand. The clock above our sink in the kitchen read: 2:14. So, it had taken me 15 minutes to have my poop. Instead of going into the bathroom while Alyssa was pooping, I called Lizzy back.MICHAEL M.
I had been thinking of writing this little story for a long time about what happend when I worked in the High School in the summer months.
When in the 11th and 12th grade, the school would post applications to do summer cleaning of the school and painting and window washing. The Job paid Min. wage at the time and it was not bad, as I could earn a few bucks for new clothes and the likes. So I signed up and right after the first weekend we started work, me and a dozen other guys. Some painted, some cleaned floors, did other jobs and so on. I had the job of washing windowns, that I hated. At first it was no big deal, but the water got to your hands and the solution made it worse. They didnt provide gloves or anything. So heres what happened
I was washing windows in one part of the school classrooms on a ladder and then I was asked to go paint and wash windows in the girls restroom. I was up on a ladder painting the ceiling first and then using a roller to paint the walls. In between time I would paint the window frames that were high up on the wall and then wash the windows.
This one day was thursday, the music teacher was holding summer rehersal with the band. All the students that came in were in the auditorium where they practiced. You could hear the music and they started about 10AM until noon and then after lunch another couple hours.
Not thinking a thing about any of this, Im working on a ladder as usual painting the ceiling in one far corner. Suddenly a loud clatter and chatter and noise and 5 girls burst into the girls room. I totally forgot about them using the bathroom and no one told me either.
They went and chattered and carried on, dropping their pants and clothes and going into a stall to pee or whatever. I could hear the girls piss and the pee splashing into the water. They would get up, pull up their pants and wash their hands (some did) and more came in.
I was frozen on the ladder as I could not get out before the first bunch had already come in and in a flash having to pee bad downed their drawers and turned and plopped down on the toilets.
I was transfixed on top of the ladder in the corner high up and no one saw me, that is until my paint brush on top of the paint can hanging by the bail (or handle) fell off onto the floor. Flopp! Several girls looked over, what was that? They looked and saw the ladder and then me on top. There was four girls still in there doing their business or going to. With a scream seveeral of them pulled up their panties and ran out the door half dressed, jeans still half down. Two were in a stall peeing and they jumped and ran, and I noticed they both were wetting in their panties leaving a trail out the door. Their shorts were wet down the front as they went out the door. I came down off the ladder and noticed some puddles by the toilets and a trail out door.This was a bit exciting for a 17 yo of course.
Oh oh, now what do I do? Nothing I thought, just keep working and see what happens. A little bit later, the lady janitor that was working cleaning elsewhere showed up. I worked for the janitor, he was my boss and assigned me to the work. This woman was a real dragon, a real ******* nasty one that really seemed to have a permanent case of PMS. She came in and asked what I was doing there. DUH. Working of course.
Why were you in the bathroom when the girls came in? I said no one told me otherwise and no sign for the door. She said I should finish another day she hissed and walked out.
Later I saw the boss and he had grin. He said didnt anyone tell you there would be band practice today? Nope. well he didnt say anything. No one actually said anthing afterwards although I heard a little buzz around the school about a boy in the girls bathroom
So thats my story from one summer, it wasnt fun though having to go back to school and start the 12th grade not having a summer vacation.
But I did scare some girls and made them wet panties though, I had remembered that for a long long time.
BeachNut
To Carmalita's survey:
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo? Cameron Diaz
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo? my girlfriend (have seen her do it before, though)
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping? By girlfriends, yes.
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? (such as shaving, brushing teeth, putting on makeup.) Brushing teeth, reading, other things.
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop? Down to ankles
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell: a. nuiscance b. unpleasant c. rodent killer d. death by gas chamber? Depends on what I've eaten. Probably rodent killer (c.) would be the worst it has been recently.
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping? Good question, nope, not yet, but might :)
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? (ex: white, AA, latino, asian, etc.) I like whites and Latinos pissing or pooping.
9. Can you describe your average turd output and then describe yourself so I can know you better? Age, how you look, etc.? Shit maybe twice a day, not great loads usually, but I'd say normal output. Sex is male, age is 22, brown hair, greenish eyes, 5'10", 175 lbs.
Happy goings all!
Raging Urophile
I would like to get some responses to the following scenario.
You are enjoying a large meal and/or some drinks at a busy nightclub or restaurant. Suddenly, you get a raging urge to drop some fecal matter and you can't hold it. You walk hurriedly into the restroom and there is only one stall that is occupied. In 60 seconds , you will shit your pants . Do you,
a) shit in the urinal,or,if you are female, run into the men's room to shit in their urinal if no stalls are available.
b) Run into the opposite sex's restroom and risk having security notified.
c) run outside and shit in public in front of others. Or
d) shit your pants.
I have on occasion been in a busy nightclub with only one men's room stall. I would assume that this has been an actual scenario for many people. If you have a true story, I encourage you to elaborate.
I was wathcing David Allen Grier on TV and he said he was in the YMCA and some kid would take a #2 in the pool and he thought that quailified as a terrorist act. He also said at the end of his marriage he peed on the carpet and he expected his now ex wife to clean it up
Also at my dads we follow the old rule "if it's yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down" My mom would never allow that
wetguy
To Bryian - No, I must have missed your story from a few pages back. I'll have to go back and look for it when I get a chance. And to answer your question, I think there was one lady who probably saw that I was pissing my pants in the parking lot that day. Like I said, I kind of squatted and just let loose with the flood, and I think what I was doing was more obvious than I wanted it to be. I noticed one lady looking at me briefly, then she got in her car. Perhaps the puddle forming at my feet gave me away!
Beach Nut - Liked your story about your girlfriend pissing in the sand dune. My favorite part about going to the beach is the chance to piss myslef in my bathing suit and not even care. I love doing this!
To Penny - Liked your story. I am 17/m and a high school senior, and I have also never taken a dump in a school bathroom. I've had to go pretty bad a few times, but I've always managed to wait until I get home.
To shy dumper - Interesting story from the mall!
Today I was at a wedding - my female cousin got married. It was the first time I'd been at a wedding in 4 years and I had forgotten how enormous the wedding gown is. My question is: How does the bride possibly get that thing off to pee during the day? It must be a real hassle. Anybody have any experience with this?
-wetguy
Vicarious
Hi there...
It's been a few years since I've posted--but have been lurking nicely for a while...
Am going to do 'Malita's survey in a minute--but I have to comment on the joys of working in a PortaKabin... I do some consulting work for a company that's based largely in a modular office. The office is indistinguishable from any other from the inside--but not the toilets.
The walls are paper thin--and as the mens and ladies are back to back--and there are 75% women in the area of the building I work in--the sounds coming from the back are absolutely unbelievable! It's a real fringe benefit--particularly when there are so many women of shapes, sizes and ages--all gorgeous in their own way. I haven't timed my departures to coincide with a flush--so I haven't put number 2 and 2 together--(and the outside noises can drown out the toilet noises at times) but I do enjoy my periodic visits...
In the meantime...
For guys and gals:
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
Can't think of one--here are some contenders though i'd like to see (and would prefer to smell)...
* Sophie Dahl
* Kate Winslet
* Sally Field
* The women of ABBA in their
To Matthew: Loved your story..would like to hear more!
prime
* Geri Halliwell
* Auu Sang Kyu Ki (the Burmese woman nobel laureate)
* Condoleeza Rice
* Dawn French
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
Famous is relative--but some of the posters here include
* Malita
* Jill (British train pooper par excellence)
* Moira
* Hermione (from way back)
Also--any of the ladies who work in my portaKabin, and my lovely fiancee...
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping?
No
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? (such as shaving, brushing teeth, putting on makeup.)
Yes. It involves visualisation of some of the women listed above.
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop?
Ankles, generally
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell: a. nuiscance b. unpleasant c. rodent killer d. death by gas chamber?
None of the above. Would call it 'robust, earthy yet pleasant in a musky sort of way'
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping?
Wish...
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? (ex: white, AA, latino, asian, etc.)
Again a ranking
1) Blondish/nordic, medium round bottom 150-175lbs, 30-ish,on the 'swedish double toilet'
2) Dark/mediterranean, shoulder length hair, petite yet curvaceous, 40-50ish, astride a hole-in the ground in Paris
3) American college gal, short hair, normal figure, stark naked in the fraternity bathroom (as no ladies facilities available, dumping proudly nonetheless)
4) 30-something Jewish woman with long curles and with a double-wide tush, jeans still touching seat
5) 40-something executive woman in suit--plain/androgynous face but with feminine shape
6) Prim english matron-type; grey haired 60-plus with expansive bum, reading Hounds and Horses on the loo
7) 30+ mother type, generally roundish with long ponytail, with sweatpants down to knees
Would like to see all of them producing firm, dark brown, 4-6 inchers; though a 'two pounder' would be cool--particularly from #5 or #6
9. Can you describe your average turd output and then describe yourself so I can know you better? Age, how you look, etc.?
37 looking like 30, said to look like Jim Belushi and sound like Loyd Grossman on Crack (brits will get this)... Turd output--varies depending on Atkins discipline,
Thanks for this...
PS: When will we see the real Griot survey results???
:)
Vicarious
Anne
1. Do you participate in cross stall chat?
No, I don't.
2. When do you think its OK to talk to someone else in the stall?
only while peeing.
3. Why are people moved to talk to someone else in the bathroom?
Don't know, maybe because they feel too embarrassed when it's too quite???
4. Are you male or female?
Female.
1. Do you like someone with you when pooping? M or F?
Sometimes I like it (when I know, that it doesn't smell to bad), Boy or girl, doesn't make a difference
2. Do you like to be with someone when they're pooping? M or F?
Yes, I do!!! :-)
3. Do you like to read when pooping?
Sometimes.
4. On average, how much do you poop, size, smell etc?
Average three to six turds, about 3" to 7" in length. I smell quite mild except when I have an illness or during my period, when I really smell bad.
5. How long do you normally take to poop?
About 5 to 10 minutes.
1) How old are you? 30
2) Are you male or female? female
3) Have you ever pooped your pants? yes
4) Have you ever pissed your pants? yes
5) Have you ever pooped your pants at school? no
6) Have you ever pissed your pants at school? no
7) Have you ever pissed in the shower? yes, I always do
8) Have you ever pooped in the shower? yes :-))
11) Where is the wiredest place you have pooped? in a lake...
12) Where is the wiredest place you have pissed? behind a church...
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping? yes, in the woods...
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? Sometimes I have to go during breakfast, so I eat on the toilet...
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop? To my knees.
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell: a. nuiscance b. unpleasant c. rodent killer d. death by gas chamber? b
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping? yes, my boyfriend
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? a nice, small person, that looks very pretty and seems to be very clean
Andrew
jennas bro--- i loved ur post man! i want to hear much more about your sister. great descriptions too..
Alfreeda
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? (such as shaving, brushing teeth, putting on makeup.)>>
I checked my messages on my cell phone, thats about it.
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop?>>
All the way unless I am in a public bathroom.
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell: a. nuiscance b. unpleasant c. rodent killer d. death by gas chamber? >>
Unpleasant.
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping?>>
No!
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? (ex: white, AA, latino, asian, etc.)>>
I like Latino and Asians mostly.
9. Can you describe your average turd output and then describe yourself so I can know you better? Age, how you look, etc.? >>
I am in my thirties, not that tall really and have a few extra lbs on me but not fat. I have dark brown hair and eyes and olive skin. When I go to the bathroom it is usually 7 inches long, and 2 inches wide and medium brown color, medium soft and I only do one piece per time. Usually I go once a day but sometimes once in 2 days. I usually pee and poo at the same time.
TV Guide
Man I love The Simpsons, and I seem to see many toilet scenes in this show. Here's one I saw today on "Homer The Heretic":
Since Homer is staying home from church, he stays warm in bed for a while longer, since there is a blizzard outside. He really needs to go to the bathroom, so he takes a leak with the door open, since no one else is in the house. Anyways, what is the need for taking a leak or dump with the door closed while nobody is at home? No one is going to see you, of course.
To Simpsons Fan: I have actually seen that episode when Bart burps and Marge farts a long time ago. It's called "Beyond Blunderdome", and it is also the episode which Homer and Mel Gibson create a killing spree ending to "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington", which KILLS THE PRESIDENT AND DISGUSTS ALMOST EVERYBODY OUT! Anyways, thanks for reminding me about that.
I also watch Beavis and Butt-head videos I rent from Hollywood Video, since the TV show came to an end in 1998. One toilet scene is in "Vs. The Vending Machine", which Beavis loses guard from the vending machine by hearing a woman go to the bathroom and saying words like "Plop." Right when Tom Anderson (Beavis and Butt-head victimized neighbor) is about to get a snack, Beavis goes right from hearing the woman on the toilet to telling Mr. Anderson that the vending machine is broken.
In "Washing The Dog", Butt-head sees a sign that says $1 PER LOAD, and he tells Beavis, "Look, Beavis. It says 'load'" and the idiots start giggling. They also say that when their hear the word "wipe". I can tell that Beavis and Butt-head like toilet humor a whole lot.
fart gurl
i love to fart when i go poop in a public bathroom i try to fart if someone is next to me yesterday i felt a massive fart coming when i was pooping so i ask the girl in the next stall for toilet paper as she handed it to me i ripped a huge fart she said eeeeewww i said ifarted get used to it
Jennas Bro
To Carmalita -
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poop? Alicia Silverstone
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poop? This really hott girl in my grade named Amy
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping? I've left the door open, and my sister has walked in, I don't know if thats really spying
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? Yes, homework and Jenna was in the bathroom trying to find something and helping me
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop? Both me and Jenna to our ankles
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell? Actually, there's not that big of a smell
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping? No
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? Anyone, I guess, but I've only see white people poop
9. Can you describe your average turd output and then describe yourself so I can know you better? Well, I usually poop one big piece and a smaller piece. I'm 13, bleached hair, and about 5'2". I like to play sports too.
To Beach Nut -
Hey I like your stories alot! I basically like any stories that have guys spying on girls pooping. I'm glad you came to this site and shared all this with us. If you have any more spying stories about girls pooping, please share them. Peace.....
alex
Teddy Bear - Great story, reading all these types of stories makes me wish I were so lucky. I have been over analyzed for about 2 years now and still have not seen anything (except for porn, but that really cant replace the actual thing). Oh well, perhaps some day I'll see it as a mixed blessing
Penny - Loved your story. I think that pooping is something we all just have to get over and put put of our minds. I used to be like you, but then for a period I found it kind of exciting to poop in public. I dont make any noise or anything, but sometimes I would wait for an opporitunity to go at school (or where ever) because of the thought that someone could come in and discover I was taking a shit and not be able to do anything about it, lol. The problem with that, tho, was that I started to hold it too long waiting for a chance that I had enough time to go at school. So really, you should just forget about it, and say "this is natural, who cares"
Jennas Bro - interesting. you watch your sister pee / poop only and then you said you didn't want to see her shower. so does that mean you are comfortable seeing her naked and really want to see her on the toilet, but not turned on by it? or are you only turned on by toilet stuff.
BeachNut - I had a similar experience to your field day. We took a trip in junior high several hours away on one of those couch buses with the tiny bathroom in the back. We were traveling all day from about 5AM to much after dark, so I guess many people ended up pooping either on the bus or at someplace public, although I didn't because for my whole life I have never been a once a day pooper, at some times im only once a week. Any way, back then I wasn't as in touch with my interestes as i am now (too bad) so I didn't pay too much attention. Some people were making fun of others for the smell, etc. (I'm not sure if anyone was really in there for a long time, or if they just were picking on random people). Anyway, this one girl went in there that night on the way back, and it seemed she had been in there long enough to assume she had at least peed, if not pooped. But she came out reporting to someone near me that there was no toilet paper (which they already knew) and was! handed a box of baby wipes. She then went back in the bathroom for a few, and then brought the box back. Do any girls know if she would still need to wipe after pulling up her pants (for a pee) or would it be safe to assume she just pooped and then wiped after getting skid marks?
Bryian
To Carmalita: 1. Nick Carter 2. Some one hot from work 3. No 4. Yes..brushing teeth 5. Past my knees 6. A. Nuiscance 7. No 8. White guy or kid.. 9. Ave turds are 7-8 inches and im 5"3 and white
To anonymous lurker: Sounds like a cool movie
To Penny: Loved your story
To BeachNut: Loved your story..when i was that age we had those kind of field days..never did we have to pee/poop in the woods. Did you ever see any turds or any one going to the bathroom? Loved your story from the beach too about watching your g/f pee..cool
To Eric in Chicago: Yeah green is my fav color too!
To Matthew: Loved your story..would like to hear more!
To Jennas Bro: Loved your story..have you ever been caught spying on your sister?
To Teddy Bear: Enjoyed your story
To jen: Liked your story
JOE C
jennas bro- when you watch your sister.. do u see her from a side view or front view? do u watch anyone else like your mom or dad or guests of the family?
Carmalita - I always figured you look something like the girl behind the "e" in the collage. Great survey. Here goes, quickly...
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
Actress Parker Posey.
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
A certain female acquaintance. I've heard her poop, through an adjacent restroom wall, but I've never seen her.
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping?
Once, a long time ago, by some kids. Nothing traumatic.
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? (such as shaving, brushing teeth, putting on makeup.)
Yep, like brushing teeth or washing my face. Only when in a hurry.
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop?
My favorite Q here. Mid-thighs.
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell: a. nuiscance b. unpleasant c.rodent killer d. death by gas chamber?
Normally, a., but I can easily get to d. once in a while.
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping?
Nope, but it's an idea that seems as cool as it does weird!
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? (ex: white, AA, latino, asian, etc.)
I'm into humanity, so I'll take any and all. No guys, though, thanks.
9. Can you describe your average turd output and then describe yourself so I can know you better? Age, how you look, etc.?
I really don't want to do that, in the name of anononymity, but you wouldn't find me the hardest guy to look at, if that's not immodest.
Take care, all.
Saturday, April 26, 2003
Adrian
Carmalita & Nu. Liked reading about your latest exploits. It sounds as though you've both been dropping big loads. Glad to hear things are okay with Jake.
Cassy. I don't like using public loos for #2 and prefer to make a habit of going at home if possible. However I can (and do) make exceptions in emergencies and need to go badly. Whilst I'd prefer not to take a motion at a friend's house (for their sake not mine) I would do if I had to and matters were becoming uncomfortable. I would certainly urge you to try and overcome your phobia about going for a motion elsewhere than at home if you possibly can. Have you thought of seeking professional help with this matter?
alex. As you say, the line between what is appropriate and what isn't is a fine one. The important things to remember are that you mustn't ever do anything that frightens or embarrasses other people or involves breaking the law in any way.
I had a really big motion after tea yesterday and did a massive panful. Nothing much today though apart from a bit of wind - which probably isn't surprising.
Regards
Adrian
Sheila
Hi, everyone,
I've realy had a dreadful time with my period this month and to continue my day when I was at work and trying so hard to have a shit. Later in the day, about eleven I got the urge to go again and this time I asked Vera to come with me. Again I had to squat on the cubicle floor to squeeze some hard turds out. Vera squatted down with me encouraging me to squeeze harder. I was so thankful for my friends help and encouragement, and after almost twenty minutes I had shit enough to make my stomach ache ease up, the straining made me bleed heavy and I had to change my tampon again, but at least I left the cubicle feeling much better than for at least a day and a half.
Carmalita: Hi, I love so much to read your posts and I've missed reading them until this week. This is the answer to your survey questions:
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
(Maragret Thatcher a british politician, she really turns me on
and I love to see her taking a big shit).
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
(My best friends Vera and Ruth, and my husband Greg).
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping?
(Not to my knowledge0.
4. Have you ever killed two birds with one stone while pooping?
(Yes. I sometimes look at my work cases).
5. How far do you pull your pants down while pooping?
(To my knees, lower if I have to strain hard).
6. Answer to my smell?
(a Nusiance, b, unpleasant during my period).
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping?
Yes. Greg often. Vera and Ruth also quite often.
8. Favourite type of person to see pooping?
(My friends are all white, but I also meet plenty of Asian and
South American girls in my work, and I really love to see them
on the toilet having a shit).
9. Average output?
(Maybe six or seven large turds, more if I'm going softer and
more runny. I'm 38, brunette, shapely figure, possibly a pound
or two overweight).
That's all for now, I'll be writing again soon, my blessings and best wished to all writers, love to all, Sheila (South Wales).To CARMALITA FROM AUSSIEROD........ I'm glad you liked my post, always love yours, you really seem to enjoy your poops like I do! The Latino lady I used to live with a few years ago we developed this strange but satisfying ritual. Our bowels often operated in sync, that is we often needed to poop at the same time. We only had the one toilet in the house, so that posed a little problem. Luckily neither of us were toilet shy, so we came to an arrangement. I would sit on the toilet first, then she would sit on my spread legs facing me with her arms around my shoulders. We would both dump & pee together, of course she would pee over my dick , her legs were always across mine. Until she learnt where to place her bum she misfired on the odd occasion. But once perfected, it was really easy.......she could not hold her poops for long. We are both "first thing in the morning poopers" which was part of the problem.
Another time we were travelling around Europe, for a short while we stayed with her aunt in rural Italy for a few weeks. We must have eaten something that did not agree with us, because one morning we both had the the trots. Because we were staying with her aunt we really did not want to buddy dump. So I went in first, very soon after she was hammering on the door for me to hurry up , I had just sprayed the pan with loose shit. Some of it had splashed back onto the cheeks of my bum, so I had a BIG cleanup to do. Suddenly the door burst open she came rushing in lifting up her skirt, luckily she often did not wear panties. Just as she parked her oliveskinned bum over the bath a jet of loose brown poop shot out of her hole spraying the taps , tiles & the bath as well as running down her legs. What a mess, took us a good 30 mins to clean the bath & her legs.
Tell me do women feel aroused when they have the need to poop or pee............I know sometimes when I have to poop, especially when I am at home I may hang onto it for awhile. This can arouse me quite alot, why I do not know, however it often results in my masturbating on the toilet. Are there other posters out in Poopland who have the same experiences?????????
Twice Shy
Hola, 'Lita--
I will answer your survey:
For guys and gals:
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
I think my favorite would be Joseph Stalin, adding his contribution to the Motherland.
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
It would have to be the math teacher I had a crush on in high school, Ms. Snodgrass (that was her name; I hope she doesn't find this). She was going to law school in 1976.
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping?
I don't think there has ever been anyone that curious in my immediate surroundings. I may have been seen shitting into a regulation 6"-deep trench, back when I was in good enough shape to go backpacking.
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? (such as shaving, brushing teeth, putting on makeup.)
Sometimes I will scratch my enormous mid-section, scraping the lint that has formed under my pannus while wearing my business clothing. I would make a dandy Southern sherriff, I think.
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop?
I drop trou' as far as they will go, to mid shin or lower. Of course, when someone (such as myself) ends up pointing his accessory the wrong way and pees on the floor, my clothing will inevitably mop some of the excrement up.
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell: a. nuiscance b. unpleasant c. rodent killer d. death by gas chamber?
My answer will be b.)(2 of 3)--unpleasant, of the knowingly rotten origin. It is an engaging stench, at least to my own olfactory and VNO nerve endings.
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping?
I've kissed my supervisor's butt by putting official business on the floor to read during the process.
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? (ex: white, AA, latino, asian, etc.)
I want to see pompous caucasian men; world-leader types. Bill Clinton, maybe, or Jimmy Carter.
9. Can you describe your average turd output and then describe yourself so I can know you better? Age, how you look, etc.?
I am a generally obese office worker, 41, of European ancestry, with BMI=37.5. As to that other BM characteristic, it's usually a mess of coiled and semi-straight, variably-formed hunkiness. Not often comes the monlithic log. Mine is a slurry-port, for the most part.
Going to the john, as Forrest Gump might say (the movie is currently running on ABC on my receiver), is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you will bite off and have to live with.
Carmalita
Hola mis amigos,
It's funny, but if you look at the masthead photo collage, the girl behind the "e" in toilet (3rd left from top) looks kind of like me, only I'm way darker.
JANE: Hola sweetie!!! A triple dump, wipe, and wash! Qué atractiva! I wish I could've joined in. I always love hearing from you Jane. Thanks for your sentiments too. Everything is fine with me. The only thing that's making me loca is the studio apt. It's too small. Compared to that big house we were living in. I need to find somplace fast. Give Gary a kiss for me, and I send you a hug querida.
TEDDY BEAR: Dude! you'd be more than welcome to watch me poop. I don't mind if guys watch, I even like it most of the time unless it's really super smelly. I don't know why I can do such huge dumps, but I have known many other gals who can too. My aunt Elena can poop elephant turds! So can my friend Tesa. I eat lots of Mexican food that I make myself-the authentic stuff! It's full of protein and gives me hard, compacted and lumpy turds that are huge. In fact, as I write this, I have to take a huge Mexican food poop. Besos a ti.(kisses to you).
I see that Nu has finally posted again. She told about Thursdays day hike in the Gorge. I really had to take a big dump and was surprised at some of the turds. Yes, there were a lot, but quite a few of them were pretty small. She was crouched down behind me counting the plops as they came out. She said there were 12, but only 2 of them were huge, and there were a couple mediums in there too. I did lay what I call a "2-pounder". A huge, snakelike turd that coiled around. It was so fat, and felt so good coming out, especially with the cool breezes blowing on my bare ass. Nu pooped after me and she laid a nice long one that crackled and made a ton of noise as it squeezed out of her cute cheeks.
For the record, I don't like Jake's new gf, and she dosen't like me either. She's really stuck up, and a great big....no, I won't say it. Besides, 'Jake and Jenny'? That sounds ridiculous. He can do much better than her. That's it for my bitching off topic.
Nu's on the toilet stinking up the apt. Her poo smells like chicken. It's a real noisy, splattering kind of dump too, but it's not diarhea. She says her turds are solid. They sure stink though. She's smiling at me right now, she must know I'm writing about her. PLOP! There goes another chicken turd. I'm serious. It has a kind of poopy, cooked chicken aroma. I have to go pretty bad myself, but I think I'll give the bathroom a few minutes to air out.
I'll write a little survey while I'm waiting.
For guys and gals:
1. What famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
2. What non-famous person would you most like to see taking a big poo?
3. Have you ever been spied on while pooping?
4. Have you ever "killed two birds with one stone" by doing another thing while pooping to save time? (such as shaving, brushing teeth, putting on makeup.)
5. How far do you pull your pants down when you poop?
6. Which answer would you use to describe your smell: a. nuiscance b. unpleasant c. rodent killer d. death by gas chamber?
7. Have you ever seriously kissed anybody while pooping?
8. Who is your favorite type of person to see pooping, or would like to see pooping? (ex: white, AA, latino, asian, etc.)
9. Can you describe your average turd output and then describe yourself so I can know you better? Age, how you look, etc.?
Well, Nu's finished, and the bathroom's about as aired out as it's gonna get. It's now my turn to go sit on the toilet and get rid of yesterdays food before I crap in my panties! It's gonna be a BBBBBIIIIIIGGGGGG one, I can feel it! I hope it stinks too! Aren't I mean? LOL!!!
Abrazos y besos a todos! (hugs and kisses to all)
Love,
Carmalitaanonymous lurker
Anybody looking for poop scenes in the movies, there is a good one in the movie Tart. The scene goes like this, a girl is pissed off at some of her friends and they are in a hotel. So, she takes a ice bucket and squats over it and poops it. There is some wiping and you can tell she is wiping her ass. After she gets through the ice bucket, she hands to her friends in the other room and they say ewwww, gross so you know its poop. Its a pretty good poop scene and the movie is Tart.Penny
I am a 15-year-old girl who has always avoided dumping in school bathrooms - that is, until two weeks ago, when I made history big time.
At that time, I was in a math class, and I was enjoying it. Then, all of a sudden, I began feeling anal strains. I tried ignoring it at first and kept on focusing on my classwork. My condition kept getting worse, and five minutes later, I felt I would not last long. So I decided - against all odds - to go for my first ever dump in a school bathroom. I tried asking for permission, but my teacher refused at first. Then, I said, "I can't hold it any longer. If you don't let me go, I would probably make a big mess and disrupt the class." Surely enough, my teacher gave me the green light. I walked into the bathroom and saw my friend, Patricia, at the sink. We greeted each other while I made my way into a stall. I cleaned & put down the seat, pulled down my pants, and sat down. Three seconds later, I let out a huge fart and then pushed out a 11" turd that made a remarkable splash into the water. Patricia heard it and responded in disbelief: "Ew! Why would you want to take ! a disgusting shit in a school bathroom?" This set off a series of exchanges:
"I really can't hold it longer. This is much better than having an accident." I replied.
"But isn't it disgusting to shit here?"
"That's not logical enough. Of course, you may want it clean here, but would you want to have an accident and disrupt the class?"
"No."
"This is why I decided to evacuate my bowels here right now."
"Oh."
Patricia left the bathroom at this point. After this, I pushed out several smaller turds. Then I wiped, flushed, pulled up my pants once again, and left. Of course, by this time, the bathroom stunk so much that the next girl who wanted to use it said, "Ew! Let's get out of this place." and headed to the bathroom downstairs.BeachNut
Advise, then an old story about a field day.
To Help Here (p. 1113 I think). You might try shaking your dick till it stops leaking, then put it back in your pants. Or push harder near the end of your piss. Or when you think you're done, grab some TP and wipe the end of your dick till nothing shows on the TP. That might be more sanitary than shaking your dick.
Story time! This one dates back to when I was in third grade. I'm pretty sure many readers here went to schools that had field days, where you go outside the school to have various types of races, sack races, and stuff of that nature. Well, at my elementary school, we had ours in a HUGE field that is behind the school. A single walk around the entire field is probably two miles, that's how big it is. It's maybe a quarter of a mile from the nearest building at the school. I don't remember a great deal about the actual field day itself, but I know it was when I was in third grade. We were out there all day, of course, so naturally people had to go potty. The teachers had TP with them and they didn't want any students straying away too far (ie. the school buildings). So we all had to ask permission, then we would be given a little wooden "bathroom pass," and we would venture into the woods and find a spot to do our business. Many of the girls were of the squeamish! variety, so this makes for a somewhat humorous situation. One girl held it in for most of the day and it was obvious she had to piss really bad. She was jumping up and down and squeezing her legs tight together. She held it and held it and held it till finally she went to the teacher and got a pass. She came back from the woods looking very relieved but very embarrassed. Another girl, one I had a huge crush on at the time, also went in the woods, but she seemed comfortable doing it. She went kinda closeby to where I was sitting watching the activities on the field. Of course I tried to catch a glimpse of her pissing, but she was obscured by a bush...drat it all! The best incident was the most squeamish girl I've ever known...she was squeamish about EVERYTHING. Her name was Meghan. She had to shit. She begged the teacher to let her go to the school building and go, but the teacher started to hand her the TP and told her to go in the woods behind a tree. She was v! ery uncomfortable with this thought, and said she'd try to hold it. Time went on, and much like the girl who had to piss really bad a bit earlier, she eventually ran up to the teacher, got the pass, got the TP, and ran deep into the woods. She came back about a half an hour later crying and saying it was absolutely disgusting. Her friends tried to comfort her, but I don't think she recovered for the rest of the day.
That's all folks. Happy goings!
Eric in Chicago
Shaun: How old was your friend who took the massive dumps?
Bryian: Green is my favorite color of shit, though anything other than brown comes in second. If it's brown. my favorite color is medium brown.