Teri
1. Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your pants? Yes, my mom gave me permission once when I was about 5. We were at a park that had no bathrooms and she didn't want me peeing outdoors, so she told me to just go in my pants.
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child while playing house house, etc.) Yes, my friend and I used to have Hold-It contests pretty frequently and I usually lost.
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you didn't want to stop doing whatever you were doing? Many times. My parents made me come in the house when the street lights came on, but if I went in to go to the bathroom or anything else within a half hour of when the lights came on I had to stay in, so I would try to hold it until then, but I frequently peed my pants because I just wasn't very good at waiting. I peed my pants like that at least once a week until I was about 8.
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while you were sick? Not that I remember.
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while in the hospital? No.
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear? Not exactly out of fear exclusively, but one time when I was walking home from school in second grade I had to poop pretty badly and got startled by a dog. I was surprised to notice shortly thereafter that I had pooped in my pants.
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom? Yes, we only had one bathroom in our house and I peed my pants several times because one of my parents was in the bathroom when I had to go.
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car? Many times. As I said, when I had to go, I had to go NOW, and waiting until we found a rest area or gas station was frequently impossible. My mom carried a change of pants in the car for me until I was in fourth grade and I used them more times than I would like to think about.
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an airplane? No.
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public toilet? Yes, if a public toilet smelled bad I would pee in my pants rather than use it. Also, if we were travelling and I saw that the rest area had outhouses instead of real toilets I would pee my pants on purpose before I got to the outhouse.
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by accident or on purpose? No.
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.) No.
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable to get undessed quickly enough? Yes, my mom sent me to kindergarten in coveralls one time and I peed in them because I couldn't get the straps off quickly enough.
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren't allowed to go? Yes, in first grade the teacher told me to wait until recess (probably 10 or 15 minutes) and I peed my pants before recess started.
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be a pain in the butt.) Only once, when I was 6. We were at the grocery store and I had to go, but my mom told me to wait until after we had checked out. I intentionally peed in my pants and made sure that I got it all out so there was a big puddle on the floor while the cashier was ringing up our groceries just to make the point that when I said I had to go, I meant it.
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no toilets available or because the toilet was broken? Yes, at the park I mentioned in Number 1, I peed my pants several times. So did most of my friends who would rather not pee behind a tree.
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie theater rather than miss the movie? Yes, during Return of the Jedi (Star Wars). A two-hour movie, a large Coke, and a seven-year-old girl added up to soaked jeans and one very wet theater seat.
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too tired/lazy to get out of bed? A few times when it was cold in the house I peed my pants rather than walk down the hall to the bathroom.
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you? No.
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends during a sleepover or party? I had so many accidents as a child that I'm sure I peed my pants at more than one party, and I distinctly remember that I pooped in them at a friend's sixth birthday party rather than use a strange toilet.
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn't hold it any longer? ;-) LOL!
Poo Pants
First post for a while.
I was covering the office between 5 and 8 on my own and I saved up the need to wet for as long as I could. I was almost dancing when I shut the door and made myself comfortable in the public area ona plastic seat. I burst and the warmth soaked through my briefs, and trousers in a second and burst through like a fountain before it slowly subsided. It dripped on the floor and soaked about half way down my thighs. It was great. After a while I stood up and let a large load push into my briefs and I watched the bulge grow as I looked in the mirror. I had to squat a bit to get rid of the bulge and the poo slipped between the top of my legs and rested against my balls. The walk home took an hour - my jacket hid the wet stain - and when I got home I enjoyed myself in the shower. The load had been quite firm but really sticky and my underpants and shirt were plastered! I had forgotten just how lovely it is to wait and then be able to enjoy it. Must do it again soon!
Poo Pants
Boots
Hello all, I am a 20 year old male, and have been lurking for a few months. I don't have many stories to shed, but I thought I'd take part in... |
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Emma & Brooke's 20 questions!
1. Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your pants?
- Once when I was about 5, but only to pee.
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child while playing house house, etc.)
- No
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you didn't want to stop doing whatever you were doing?
- Yep, once when I was about 7, I was playing wiht my friends and had to take a dump so I just did it in them, a few others did too. Weird.
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while you were sick?
- When I was 6 I had the flu and at a friend's bday party, I filled my pants.
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while in the hospital?
- No.
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear?
- No.
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom?
- Yep, once I was locked out of the house and peed my pants (7-8 years old)
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car?
- A couple leaks, but never any full out accidents
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an airplane?
- No.
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public toilet?
- No.
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by accident or on purpose?
- This is one thing I can thankfully say I have never done.
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.)
- no.
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable to get undessed quickly enough?
- Once when rushing home from school in grade 4 I had to pee something wicked and go to the toilet, but couldn't get my zipper down fast enough
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren't allowed to go?
- No.
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be a pain in the butt.)
- I don't think so.
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no toilets available or because the toilet was broken?
- Nope.
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie theater rather than miss the movie?
- No, but I have seen a few others do it... is it worth it? I don't think so.
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too tired/lazy to get out of bed?
- No.
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you?
- Luckily no.
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends during a sleepover or party?
- No, but my best friend in grade 2 completely crapped his pants in front of me at a sleepover. I may post about this later.
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn't hold it any longer? ;-)
- I'm getting to the urgent point, but pants wetting isn't cool at my age, heh.
There, I think that's all for now.
Boots
Goober
Does anybody know the difference between costipation and irregularity. Or is it the same thing. Please explaine.
Terry--->Poop Is My Thing<---
1. How often do you get constipated?maybe once a month.
2. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 2 days!
3. After just being constipated, and it finally comes out, how do you feel? really relieved!
4. Do you fart when you poop? OH YEAH!!
5. Do you take as long as neccessary to poop, or do you go fast and try to be done quickly? as long as nessesary.
6. Do you have to catch your breath after pooping? yeah i push alot.
7. How often do you get diarrhea? once a month
8. Do you enjoy pooping?yes very much.
9. Explain how you sit when you poop? where your underwear is, pants, how you sit, etc.? I usually sit down and take off my pants.
10. Do you find pooping relaxing?not at all
11. How many times a day do you poop? maybe 6 times.
12. What was the biggest poop?you have to be more specific on that one.........
13. Do you grunt and moan when you push? yes all the time
14. How do you know when you have to take a crap?I get cramped and gassy.....
Sunday, February 16, 2003
Rachel
Hi everyone,
this is my first post and i love going for a poo in the male bathroom at school i am 15. I usually go for a poo in the male bathroom after detention. i find it arousing when a girl farts in front of me and i love pooing in front of them. I also love pooing with my dog, when no one is at home i love seeing turds coming out of asses am i the only girl like this?
Love From Rachel
italia
I like to read about people who, especially during childhood, pooped their pants by accident, or saw someone pooping his or her pants.
I will read those stories.
Thank you.
ItalyMephisto
Whenever I see a female I find atractive part of me wonders what it would be be like to take her out on a date and be all nice to her. and another part of me wonders what she would look like sitting on the toilet with her panties streatched around her thighs,knees,or calvs leaning forward taking an huge shit.
Anthony K.
Can someone please give me the do's and dont's when usng a doorless stall. I saw one near where I live and I want to use it.
Yesterday's dump: Sit dow. Fart. Two long turds sip out. Messy wipe and then done.
Patricia
One saturday night i was babysitting for my sister and her husband. When they arrived home late in the evening, my sister rushed upstairs to the loo. Sod it i said, i was just about to go up there as i need a wee. My brother in law beckoned me into the kitchen where he produced a small bucket from under the sink. Why don't you go in this he said with a smile, she'll be ages yet, she's having a good clearout.
By now i was getting desperate so i agreed to go in the bucket. I pulled my jeans and knickers down to my knees and squatted over the bucket. As my wee started gushing out from between my legs, he walked round in front of me and gazed at my vagina which was is not very hairy but by now in full flow. I called him a perv and asked him what he was playing at, to which he apologised but said he always wanted to watch a girl pee but my sister would never allow him in the bathroom when she wanted to go. By now i had finished and asked him to me some kithen towel. He tore a piece off and offered it to me. I let him carry on wathcing me while i wiped it dry and pulled my clothes back up in time to hear the toilet flush upstairs. He quickly poured the contents down the sink and rinsed.
Three days later i called round to see my sister but found that she had gone out. However my brother in law was there so i stayed and had a cuppa. I felt the urge to have a poo but tried to ignore it. He said he was just going for a wee and made for the stairs. I thought, payback time, and followed him upstairs. I waited until he had started and crept in behind him, walking round the side and looking down at his penis while his wee came squirting out the end. He seemed comfortable with it and carried on. After he had finished, he flushed and started to walk out. I said sorry, but i can't hold on any longer, and lifting my skirt up i pulled my panties down and sat on the toilet. Almost immediately a loud fart came out followed by a large turd forcing itself out of my bum. Christ he yelled, your having a poo. Yes indeed i am, i replied. He asked if he could stay. I told him he could and i supposed that he wanted to watch me go. His eyes bulged with excitement as i leaned f! orward while my bottom produced another. When i had finished i got some tp and wiped my bottom clean before getting dressed. He thanked me profusely and wished that my sister would let him do that. I told him that i would have a discreet word with her for him.
Hermione
Aleesh I am a 48 year old divorcee from London.
Your survey answered as follows:-
1. How often do you get constipated? "2 or 3 times a month"
2. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? "13 days"
3. After just being constipated, and it finally comes out, how do you feel? "More comfortable!"
4. Do you fart when you poop? "Yes often"
5. Do you take as long as neccessary to poop, or do you go fast and try to be done quickly? "Never hurry"
6. Do you have to catch your breath after pooping? "Yes"
7. How often do you get diarrhea? "once every 3 months"
8. Do you enjoy pooping? "Yes - especially passing large diameter turds"
9. Explain how you sit when you poop? where your underwear is, pants, how you sit, etc.? "Pants below my knees. I always sit"
10. Do you find pooping relaxing? "Mostly - unless turds very hard and large"
11. How many times a day do you poop? "Twice a week - sometimes once a week"
12. What was the biggest poop? "2.5 inches in diameter and 10 inches long"
13. Do you grunt and moan when you push? " Yes"
14. How do you know when you have to take a crap? "Rectum aches"
Katrina
Aleesh:
Crapping is not my main thing. I am more into peeing and bladder strength and capacity, but I will try to answer your survey as best I can.
Again, please pardon the caps lock, but I want to make sure that my answers are set apart from the questions.
1. How often do you get constipated?
HARDLY EVER. I CAN ONLY REMEMBER 3 OCASSIONS.
2. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for?
IT WAS ABOUT A DAY.
3. After just being constipated, and it finally comes out, how do you
feel?
IT FELT QUITE GOOD, BECAUSE THERE WAS A HUGE LOAD.
4. Do you fart when you poop?
YES. ALL THE TIME.
5. Do you take as long as neccessary to poop, or do you go fast and try to be done quickly?
I ALLWAYS TAKE MY TIME TO MAKE SURE THAT I AM COMPLETELY EMPTY WHEN IT COMES TO BOTH POOPING AND PEEING.
6. Do you have to catch your breath after pooping?
NO. I AM IN EXCELENT PHYSICAL SHAPE AND HEALTH, AND I USUALY FEEL ENERGISED AFTER A GOOD DUMP OR PISS.
7. How often do you get diarrhea?
AT A GUESS I WOULD SAY ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR.
8. Do you enjoy pooping?
NOT AS MUCH AS I ENJOY PEEING BUT YES. I DON'T PAY AS MUCH ATTENTION TO POOPING AS I DO TO PEEING, THOUGH.
9. Explain how you sit when you poop? where your underwear is, pants, how you sit, etc.?
PEEING OR POOPING, I SIT WITH MY LEGS APART EXCEPT FOR MY ANCLES WHICH IS WHERE MY PANTIES ARE. I LEAN FORWARD, AND BEAR DOWN.
10. Do you find pooping relaxing?
IT CAN BE A TERMENDOUS RELIEF WHEN I HAVE TO POOP REALY BAD, BOT OTHER THEN THAT I DON'T QUITE KNOWHOW TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
11. How many times a day do you poop?
USUALY ONLY ONCE.
12. What was the biggest poop?
I DON'T QUITE REMEMBER, BUT I HAVE PUSHED OUT SOME TURDS THAT WERE ABOUT 3 INCHES AROUND AND ALMOST A FOOT LONG.
13. Do you grunt and moan when you push?
ONLY ON THE RARE OCASSIONS THAT I WAS CONSTIPATED. AGAIN, I AM IN SUPERLATIVE PHYSICAL CONDITION SO PUSHING OUT HARD, BIG LOGS IS WRATHER EASY FOR ME.
14. How do you know when you have to take a crap?
I USUALY FEEL AN URGE IN MY RECTUM LIKE MOST ANYONE ELSE. SOME TIMES THAT URGE GETS QUITE INTENSE, BUT USUALY NOT PAINFUL UNLESS I HAVE DIAREAH.
I hope those answers are satisfactory. Now I have a surbey about peeing that I would like the girls here to answer.
1. How often do you pee through out the day?
2. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being incontenent to 10 being comparable to me in holding and capacity, how would you rate your bladder control?
3. If you were to have a bladder holding contest with your boyfriend (or girlfriend if you are gay, or bisexual like m e)who would win? Did you ever have such a contest? If so, who won?
4. On long road trips, who has to stop most frequently to pee, you or your boyfriend?
5. What is the longest time you ever went without peeing?
6. What is the longest time you peed?
7. On a scale of 1 to 10, (same scale as question 2) how would you rate your bladder control and strength when you were in Grammor School? High School?
9. When you were a child, how did your bladder control compare to other kids your own age, including siblings, cousens, friends and class mates?
10 FINALY, how far can you project your stream, and how does it compare to your boyfriend's?
Matthew (m, 17)
Spent last night at my gf's (also 17) parents house (they were away for the weekend - so we had a great night with not much sleep!)
When we finally got up I was desperate to pee and my morning dump wasn't far away from the delivery zone either. I told my gf I would have to stink up the bathroom and she said not before I do so she obviously had to have a poo as well. I said let me have a quick wee then so she said OK. She came into bathroom with me and watched me pee (she's done that before - says she likes to see experience everything that comes out of my tool!)
B4 I had even flushed she said I really have to go now and put the seat down. B4 she even sat down there was a gross smell of poo and a loud plop - she really must have had to go.
I made to leave but she said you may as well stay now as I wont be long and you need to go. There was only one more plop then she wiped her bum sitting down and got up and flushed. Although at first I thought it was gross to watch her poo I must have been turned on in some way because I had got a bit erect.
By then I did really need to empty my bowels and she said you can now return the favour and let me watch. I wasn't that comfortable with this as no-one had seen me on the toilet since I was really small so I said do you really want to I'd rather be private. But she said don't be a prude we know everything else about each others bodys so why not this. As I had to go and she wasn't going I shrugged and said whatever don't blame me for the stink.
My dump was huge, the first turd must have been almost 30cm long and felt like it was 10cm wide although I s'pose it was really only 4 or 5cm. It just kept on coming and I must have pushed out another seven or eight smaller turds which all made really loud plopping noises. The smell wasn't too bad - my gf said what were you worried about the girls at my school do smellier ones than that.
Finally I was done and had that wonderful empty feeling that you get after a really good poo. I got some tp to wipe myself but my gf said hey let me do that 4 u. I said omigod that is gross but then thought why not so I leant forward so she could wipe my hole. As usual with me there was only a bit of a shit mark and I was clean after the second wipe. I pulled my CKs back up and washed my hands.
We then went back to bed for another hour (nudge nudge wink wink) then had breakfast and I came back home. Thinking about it now I think it was really cool and I hope it happens again but I did have bigtime doubts at the time.
Emma & Brooke
We haven't posted for a while but Brooke and I noticed that there aren't nearly enough childhood stories or posts from kids/teens on here so we came up with a list of questions to encourage more of those types of stories. For most of these questions pee or poop will work. If you can't remember details a simple yes or no is ok but we really would like to have details. Obviously we don't expect everyone to answer every question. Ok fellow toilet fans let's play...
Emma & Brooke's 20 questions!
1. Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your pants?
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child while playing house house, etc.)
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you didn't want to stop doing whatever you were doing?
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while you were sick?
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while in the hospital?
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear?
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom?
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car?
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an airplane?
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public toilet?
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by accident or on purpose?
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.)
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable to get undessed quickly enough?
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren't allowed to go?
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be a pain in the butt.)
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no toilets available or because the toilet was broken?
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie theater rather than miss the movie?
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too tired/lazy to get out of bed?
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you?
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends during a sleepover or party?
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn't hold it any longer? ;-)
Hope to see some good responses, Brooke and I will post ours either tonight in a seperate message or tomorrow.
Love,
Emma & Brooke
*Aleesh*
hey i've got another survery.....pleaz katrina take it and anyone else who wants to
1. How often do you get constipated?
2. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for?
3. After just being constipated, and it finally comes out, how do you feel?
4. Do you fart when you poop?
5. Do you take as long as neccessary to poop, or do you go fast and try to be done quickly?
6. Do you have to catch your breath after pooping?
7. How often do you get diarrhea?
8. Do you enjoy pooping?
9. Explain how you sit when you poop? where your underwear is, pants, how you sit, etc.?
10. Do you find pooping relaxing?
11. How many times a day do you poop?
12. What was the biggest poop?
13. Do you grunt and moan when you push?
14. How do you know when you have to take a crap?JW
ANNE- Just want to say I sympathize COMPLETELY. I suspect the people that advise you "not to worry about it" just don't really help. Chances are you are probably just a little uncomfortable seeing others grunt and grimance makes you just slightly uncomfortable also...am I right? I can't tell you how to stop the grunting, like PRG said, its all part of hard work, but I might have a suggestion that will help. Do you wash your hair every day? Any chance you could wash it BEFORE your BM? Wrap a towel around you head after you wash you hair. Make sure its free to "fall" over you head and shoulders. When you're on the toilet straining, let it fall. It should cover you face and give you some sense of a bit of privacy. What ever you do don't let it stop you from having the bowel movement you NEED, when you NEED it. Holding back will only lead to more problems than just the need to grunt.-- JW.
dylan
hi guys i havent posted in a while. been busy with school. i have another story about poop from back in 7th grade. our school went on a camping trip for science class at a camp called camp indianhead. we stayed in cabins but they didnt have any bathrooms. there was a public bathroom in the middle of camp. i liked this girl named chelsea. we had school activities most of the time but one day had time to play. most kids played ball but chelsea and me decided to go exploring the woods. we went a long way from camp and found this one area of the camp that looked like real old. it had tents like indian tp's but they were all broken and falling apart. it was called pineland and there was a sign that said beat drum 10 loud times before entering pineland. no one was around and chelsea and me were running around and laughing. after a little while she stopped playing and sat on the ground holding her stomach. i asked if she was ok. i thought she might be getting sick or something. she! said she had to poop real bad for about the 2 days but hated messy bathrooms and said the other kids would laugh at her so she wouldnt poop back at camp. she said she was going to try to wait until after she got home but there was still one more day left and it hurt. i said just do it here on the ground because nobody was around but me and i didnt mind because i liked her. she seemed shy but i told her it was no big deal. she undid her belt and pulled her pants down around her ankles, and squatted. she looked really embarrassed and her face turned red but i held her hand and said dont worry. she said ok. i heard her make a quiet grunting sound under her breath and she peed really hard. just as she got done peeing she closed her eyes and squeezed my hand and made the quiet grunting noise again. i looked between her legs and saw a dark brown poop starting to come out slow. it was bumpy and one lump fell off while it was still coming out. the poop was really big and it took ab! out 3 minutes to come all the way out. the tip touched the ground while it was still hanging from her butt. it made a thump noise when it fell off of her butt and hit the ground. it was more than a foot long. one little marble of poop came out after the big poop. it didn't smell hardly at all. she didnt have any toilet paper but the poop was so hard i dont think it left any marks on her butt. she had a pretty butt and pretty underwear. after she pulled her pants back up she hugged me for helping her. bye, dylan
Bridget
Anne- Emitting vocal and facial expressions while shitting is completely natural, just as it is while performing any other effortful task. Everyone goes through the same process so it's nothing to be embarassed about. I'm sure your roomates have had plenty of difficult motions where they've had to openly exert themselves as well... But if shitting in front of others does make you indeed uncomfortable, then perhaps you should wait for a more private moment... Or you could always try a method that would allow you to shit with less strain...
Vinterwulf- Loved your account of watching your friend as she pooped... Aleesh, also loved your story about pooping in the presence of your friend...
As for the survey, I never take off all my clothes to poop, (which is kind of ironic because I usually prefer a person to be nude while they're pooping...), I don't pee or poop in the shower... Only time I've pooped, is if I've just been to the toilet beforehand and a small leftover piece dropped out... Most of the time, I'll pee before I poop but often, a little more will come out at the same time as a turd or right afterwards... I've had to pee a few times to submit a urine sample... I've never had to stay at a hospital long enough to poop in a bedpan... I simply sit on the toilet to pee and poop and I've never aquatted in the woods or over anything else....
Punk Rock Girl- I agree that with all of the reality shows on the airwaves these days, that it was only a matter of time for shots of women on the toilet to be depicted... As for all the media focus regarding shitting being on men, I kind of disagree on that... If you look around the Internet, most of the poop related sites display women in their pics... I've rarely seen shitting sites whose subjects were men...
Amy- You're lucky to be dating mostly marines and military guys. Too bad they won't shit for you though... There would be nothing better than watching a nude military stud pushing out nice huge turds!!!
Joe Stool- In answer to your survey, I never release loud sounds of exertion, my biggset turd was probably 12 inches long, 3 inches wide, usually, my turds are mostly oval and medium hard, my pushes are usually closed mouthed with a few sighs. As for a general description, Im 29 years old, 5'4, 120 pounds, with shoulder length, dark blonde hair and light brown eyes...
Well, sorry about the lenght of this post... Just trying to reply to everything that was of interest... Good poops to all!!!
Beth
Anna: I'm going to a woman's conference and have to share the bathroom with 3 other girls. I came up with the idea of doing the same thing. Could could ask your roommates to hold the conversations till later. :)
This is my chance to see girls going to the bathroom! Nude butts! Wish me luck :)Elena
ANNE
Used to have the same problem around my husband.(We've had many problems involving that but now we're more open about it) Anyway I used to read a magazine to take my mind off of it. Whenever i had to put lots of effort into it, I'd appear to bring the magazine closer to my face (I need glasses mind you) and the mag would cover my face as I winced.Corase nowadays..I strain and grunt all I want and even stutter as I talk, trying to get the"job done". You need to relax...maybe you should just let nature take it's coarse and by that I mean let it slip out on it's own. Besides your friends put effort into it, so what's the problem of you doing it. If not..you could always go out and find a public bathroom to do your deed in.
ANYway, anyone seen the preiveiw for the remake of the movie Willard? It's about rats and well I HATE RATS!! There's a scene when you see a woman about to sit on the toilet, she puts the lid up and turns around undoing her pants.(from the veiw you'd get..from like the floor, you'd see her rump..much to my husbands delight..however it cuts away to a scene of rats coming out of the toilet.)
ELENAAlexa
1. How many women take off all their clothes to pee? crap? Not me.
2. How often do you piss in the shower? I try not to, unless it's REALLY an emergency, and then I'll move the cover thingy and squat right down over it, to make sure there's no splattering. After all, it's a dorm bathroom!
3. Have you ever pooped in the shower? Nope.
4. Do you women pee before, after, or during pooping? Before or during.
5. Have you ever peed in a doctors office? Yes.
6. Have you ever pooped in a bedpan? No, but I'd love to try it.
7. Girls, do you squat while peeing in the toilet? woods? Depends on the conditions of the toilet. I don't like squatting unless it's necessary, because the seat could get dirty, However, if the seat's _already_ dirty, I'll lift it and squat. In the woods, I always squat.
8. Have you ever squatted on the seat? How do you squat on the seat? I did once I read this survey(seriously, just left the computer and ran to the bathroom to try it, since I had a crap to take). I pulled my sweatpants to the knees, and lifted the seat and squatted on the bowl, facing the tank. It was hard keeping balanced, but nice, as I dropped two thick logs, each a foot long and about three inches wide. I had accidentally left the door unlocked, and a friend of mine came in. She said, "Oh sorry," looking kinda embarrassed, even though she's not really modest about toilet functions either. She asked what I was doing, and I said, "Trying something new." She decided to do it too, and liked it as well.
9. Do you sit, squat, or stand while peeing in the toilet? See 7 and 8.
10. Do you sit, squat, or stand while pooping in the toilet? 7 and 8.
JARED: Saw your post. That was one dump that Mallory did. Keep it coming, please!
Two days ago, I had a dump that was one for the books. It was in my favorite mid-jogging spot, the bench. It was quite a bit colder this time, though, and my buns were quite frozen by the time it was over, but I let out this amazingly enormous coil of heavily compacted, heinously scented, more-than-ready-to-come-out-days-ago feces. It would have undoubtedly clogged any toilet I could have tried to deposit it into, so I'm glad I decided to choose the great outdoors.
Alexa
Dream Clown
Hey, I'm new here, cool stuff happens at this site.
In response to Punk Rock Girl's comment about the Blind Date Uncensored video, I don't think that she was taking a dump, because I saw that one show where the girl was into farting or whatever, So yes, she was in the bathroom, but I'm pretty sure she wasn't having a bowel movement.
Speaking of girls having bowel movements, where are all of you? Why is it that I never get to see anyone on the toilet? I have one friend that would probably consider it, but I'd be too shy to ask. Help please!
Tawny D.
AMY and BRIDGET, thanks for your encouraging comments. It's nice to know there are other girls out there who have the same fascination with watching boyfriends dump as I do. I also understand that I'm luckier than most to have a boyfriend who allows me to watch (believe me, he was the first who willingly allowed me to do so).
It's been over two weeks since he began letting me watch him dump, and pretty much every time he's had to dump and we're together (and have privacy), he lets me experience it with him. Well, except for last Friday night. We had gone to this Spanish restaurant, and although he loved the food, it gave him the shits real bad. So when he went into the bathroom and I started to follow, he said, "Not this time, Babe. This one's not going to be pretty." I told him that I didn't mind. But he was clearly uncomfortable with the thought, so I backed off. Why ruin a good thing? (Although I secretly listened from outside the door; it was a real loud, farty shit.)
The other thing I noticed is how quickly I adapted to the smell. At first it was way too strong, and it took everything I had to keep from reacting poorly and possibly make him self-conscious about it. But now it's become familiar, even pleasant almost.
And aside from the post-Spanish-restaurant shit-blast on Friday, his crap has had an amazingly regular consistency. Always with a firm, knotty turd coming out first, followed by a slightly softer one. Anything that comes out after that is almost creamy.
Amy, as for your question, he generally doesn't show any signs of excitement during the actual act, but afterwards is a whole different story.
Mark BB
ANNE: When I was a kid, I was terrified of taking a dump in front of people. I was able to go in a stall as long as it had a door, but when I was in grammar school, the stalls didn't have doors, so it was only in an extreme emergency that I would go. It really sucked being so self-conscious. But I worked on it over the years, and finally had to test my openness when I was at summer camp. The latrines had a trough-urinal and three bucket-style toilets, one right next to the other, with nothing seperating them. It was either sitting on the pot in front of three or four other guys or going in the woods. I decided to NOT go in the woods, and force myself to shit with other people around. Slowly, my anxiety began to subside.
At one point, we were hiking deep in the woods, and there was a check point where you would turn around and head back. Behind some bushes there was a makeshift latrine set up, similar to the ones at camp (three bucket commodes built into a pine box) with one tiny difference: it was totally out in the open! There was no building around it, just the box and a small metal cabinet filled with toilet paper and a bucket of lye.
Well, I had to shit, and told the other campers (boys AND girls) to give me a minute, I had to take a crap. I decided this would be some sort of rite of passage. I pulled my pants down just far enough and sat on one of the "toilets". It took a few moments, but I finally was able to push out a few chunks. I heard a couple of girls giggling, and out of the corner of my eye could see them peering around the bush watching my take a dump. But, I just kept my wits about me and finished what I was doing. I rolled off some paper, wiped my ass a few times and pulled up my pants. I sprinkled some lye into the hole and joined the group.
Two of the girls asked me how I could poop with a big group of people standing just feet away. I said "What's the big deal, everybody poops." Secretly, however, my heart had been racing! But, in the end it was no big deal, and slowly over the next few years, shitting in front of people, even of the opposite sex, became less and less of a problem for me.
That's how I would handle you're situation. Just slowly ease your way into it. The more often you do it, the less embarrassing it will become. And you'll finally hit a day, perhaps, when the bathroom will be full of guys and you'll still be able to storm right in, drop your pants and dump a load while chatting with them. Hope that pep talk helped!
Bryian
To Punk Rock Girl: Enjoyed your story..lucky there was more tp in the other stall for you. I've seen that AD for blind date..don't think i've seen the one about the toilet. I did see jackass the movie too.
To Mark BB: Loved your story..wasn't there any other bathrooms in the school that weren't being renovated and that had stalls and tp?
To nikki: Liked your story..sounds like you were really burting to pee!
To Vinterwulf: Liked your story about your friend letting you watch her poop..cool
To Jim: Liked your story.
To Potty Pooper: Liked your story..where did you guys pee at?
To wetguy: Loved your story about having to pee on that trip bad.
To Zip: Liked your story about the frat house..that sounds cool
T.S. Michigan To Traveling Guy: I think You got it wrong about L.B.J. After The Kennedy Assasination, Johnson was so scared to go and take a dump in a Public Restroom, He had Secret Service Agents stand guard outside His stall.
Eric in Chicago
Jim and others: the vast majority of gay men would be as creeped out by the behavior of those toilet peeping toms as you were. While lots of things can be sexual turn-ons to some people at some time, I've never heard of another person's self-centeredness being one of them. And that's exactly what such creepy behavior is.
Wednesday, February 12, 2003