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13. yeah and fantasize women shitting opposite me
14. when i shout "I need a shite!" and i fart a bit
15. nope
16. if im forcing out a stone probably but ive not had that misfortune yet
17. depends if anyone is in the house
18. sitting and telling the shit it wont go and meet all its brothers in the sewers if its a bad boy and stays inside :-)
19. cry as in boohoo or Hallelujia?
20. randomly, not very often
21. sitting with my pants down
22. i do actually if theres nothing coming
23. see above
24. girl im not related to: yes please. anyone else: you can just eat what im making
25. girl im not related to: go ahead. anyone else: go eat what you made
26. dunno
27. sometimes
28. never


Jason the poop lover
To Amber: You sound like a good looking girl. I'm also 19. I'm 6 feet, short, black hair, and brown eyes.
To tia: I am responding to your questionaire:
1. I enjoy pooping so much, I could do it forever. It's one of my most favorite things to do.
2. I just sit there like I'm sitting in a regular chair, but when I have to, I lean forward or to the side. Leaning forward helps get the doodoo out, and leaning to the side is sometimes comfortable.
3. My stomach hurts when I have diarrhea. It hurts very very very bad.
It's rare for my stomach not to hurt when I have diarrhea.
4. I doodoo once a week.
5. If you mean how long time wise, the longest is 2 and a half hours. If you mean length, I guess a foot and a half or so.
6. Pooping is the most relaxing thing I do. Sleep is also very relaxing, but I'd rather doodoo.
7. I grunt a lot while pushing. I don't yell when it hurts, but I do say "ow" if it hurts bad enough. I say it quietly, though.
8. I've only been constipated once in my life. I wrote about it in an earlier post. I saw some posts from others that I would expect to be constipation, but they were not. Do you know how to make your doodoo come out 3 feet long and 4 inches wide without breaking? I want to try it to see how it feels.
9. When I was constipated, I doodooed for 2 and a half hours. That was the longest I ever doodooed.
10. I don't yell in relief, I sigh in relief.
11. My stomach does not hurt when I don't doodoo.
12. I'm gassy most of the time when I have diarrhea. Rarely when it's hard.
13. I do look forward to taking a dump. It feels goooooood! There's nothing like taking a dump. All I want to do is take a dump. I could do it forever. That's how good it feels. I get disappointed when i finish taking a dump.
14. Two signs I have to go are pressure in my butt and it feels like it wants to come out, but not like it does when I have to go bad.
15. I lie down if I feel like it because of relief.
16. It's very rare for me to have to catch my breath, but if I do, I catch it quickly.
17. I like to take as long as I can to doodoo. I want to saver the moment because it feels good to doodoo. I like taking my time anyway.
18. I lean forward when it's hard to get it out. I push as hard as I can to make it move when that happens.
19. Not really. I don't cry when I doodoo. There were times when it hurt bad; either my stomach or my butt. When it's my stomach that hurts bad, I rush to the bathroom and wait till it all come out. When it's my butt that hurts bad, I tough it out and/or enjoy it, depending on the pain.
20. I have diarrhea one to six times a year depending on health.
21. The most comfortable position is sitting up with my arms on my legs and pointing forward or being crossed. I slant forward a tiny bit and relax.
22. No. I don't see how that would work anyway. I find it more uncomfortable to push on my stomach than helpful.
23. No. I just push and move around when I need help pooping. Finishing pooping is the only way I can get rid of the stomach ackes, which are usually there when I have diarrhea.
24. I don't like anyone with me while pooping because I want total privacy when I poop. I also want to concentrate on how it feels coming out and how to get it out. But, I wish I could watch a select few doodoo.
25. I'd rather work on pushing it out myself. When I doodoo, I don't like to be bothered. I end up doing fine pushing hard anyway when I have a tough time doodooing.
26. No stomach massages for me, unless it was part of a general massage.
27. My stomach hurts when I have diarrhea. My stomach hurts while the diarrhea is coming out, although there were times when it no longer hurt onse it started to come out. My stomach very rarely hurts after diarrhea, and only for a very very very short time, unless I have to go again. My stomach never hurts when my doodoo is hard. It would be surprizing if it did. It might be uncomfortable before and while doodooing when it's hard, but that's it.
28. I think I posted about this before, but it only happened once. I was 6 years old when it happened. 4 came out and it felt like I was done, so I got up to wipe, but as I was getting up, I had to doodoo again. It felt almost like I didn't doodoo at all. I sat back down and 2 more came out. The first 4 took ten minutes to come out and the last two took 5 minutes to come out. It felt good when I stood up and had to go again. I think that was one of the best feeling bowel movements I had in my life. It was hard and somewhat smooth and somewhat spiky. It was one of the few times I felt like having an orgasm while doodooing. Lots of piss came out. The piss was yellow and the doodoo was brown. The doodoo was 6 to 9 inches long and 2 inches wide. That was one time I never wanted to stop doodooing and I was very disappointed when I was finished because it felt so good. I felt very relieved. I felt relieved for a half hour. I don' think I'll ever forget that moment. That is one! of few defacation moments I'll never forget. There's no way to describe how good it felt.
Lots of questions, Tia, but there's your answers. Nice name, Tia.


Hey Infantry PFC, you and me both want to watch a woman doodoo. I wish I had ideas that would help me. Maybe if you are alone with female army troop, you can watch her. Is that possible? It would be funny to hear what the other army troops would say if that happened. Good luck in your army career.


John
Had just finished having a wash this morning and suddenly got a strong urge to shit (I had had a pee before washing). I had not yet got dressed so sat on the toilet nude.

Anyhow the urge translated into a substantial and rapid shit, leaving me feeling very satisfied - all very normal.

But the strange thing was - no odour whatsoever. Anyone else had an odour-free shit. I would be interested to know.


Bryian
To Althea: I liked your story about your cousins having to "doo doo"..cool!

To PeteSkeet: I liked your camp story

To somekindofchick: Liked your story..how old are you? if your young and live at home w/ parents, did they find out? and what did they say?

To Eric in Chicago: I liked your story about eating all that candy and getting the shits

To Andre: Well i usally verrys with me..sometimes i stand to wipe and sometimes i sit and wipe...i like going under the crotch that way.

To James: I liked your story...i had diahreaha the other day and i haven't had any since sunday morning and late yesterday and today i have been farting a bit too like you

To Davie: I liked your story

Gotta run bye


Lawn Dogs Kid
DAMSEL: I'm happy you enjoyed my wee for you. I certainly enjoyed your wee for me ! Love from Andrew

LOUISE & STEVE: Nice of you to say you enjoyed my wee story. And yes, I have seen that hilarious advert !! Eleanor says she is sorry her last post didn't make it, because she wrote to you two especially ! The house sale is coming along, and she is hopeful of being moved in within a couple of weeks. That means she will become a more regular poster in a couple of weeks ! Love Andrew.

ROBBY, ANNIE, SARAH & MEGHAN: You lot are full of wonderful stories ! I can just imagine Alan running in with a baseball bat ready to hammer the intruder molesting Sue, only to discover you two weeing together !! Also loved the story about Ellie pooing in the sea !! Hope no one trod in it though !! Love from Andrew.

RIZZO: Hey man. You're lucky ! You get a big hug from Ellen as well as Kendal today !! Love Andrew.

LINDA GS: I have to say reading Kendal's story to Cousin made me blush, let alone him !! Don't know about mooning him though. I think Kendal will probably draw the line at that ! Loved your gushing wee story, and looking forward to the next time I get led away by the hand !! Take care babe, Love from Drew xxx XOSXOS

Kendal had me stand outside while she had her poo this afternoon. She said to me that it would be good practice for me in preparation for listening to Eleanor. So she left the door open a little, enabling me to get my ear up to the opening. I have to say that it does help when the door is open a bit !! Anyway, I heard the rustle as she lifted up her school skirt, and the scrape noise of pampies being pulled down legs, then a gentle pat noise as she settled her bottom onto the toilet seat. Almost immediately, there was quite a whistle and splattering as she poured wee onto the front of the bowl, which then began to tinkle most beautifully as the intensity died down and dropped more into the water instead. Then came the final few drips. And then the silence ! Now it was my turn to miss heartbeats !! And this was Kendal, not Eleanor !! After around 15 seconds or so, I could faintly make out a gentle crackling noise, quickly followed by a gentle flop. Then Kendal breathe! d out, like a heavy breath. Then more silence before a second gentle flop, and then a most distinct plop ! I heard her breath out again, but it was different. It was the sort of sound when you are trying to stiffle a giggle !! Again there was silence, no movement at all, and then a final small plip sound. Then she said, "O.k you can come in now". I peeped around the door. She sat there with the happiest of smiles. "How was that ?", she enquired. "Excellent", I said ! Which only made the already broad grin on her face widen still. Then she reached for the toilet paper and rolled off several sheets to begin wiping herself. She tore this into two, and laid one half across her knee, while she attended to herself with the rest of it. Then she picked up the half on her knee and used that as well, before inspecting it. Obviously unhappy, she wound off more paper, and after a couple more wipes she was happy and done and got up to pull her pampies back up again. At which point she ! then asked "Are you ok ? You don't normally stay while I wipe." This was true. I often stay for wee wipes, but not normally for poo. It somehow seems wrong to watch her pay all that attention to herself. And yet for some reason I just stayed. Now I felt a bit guilty. She obviously noticed and said "Its ok. I didn't mind. It was just unusual, that's all. Anyway, I did invite you in when I had actually finished, so I suppose it seemed natural to stay" ! I gave her a hug ! As often happens , my little princess provided the answer to her own question ! Nevertheless, I do think I'll leave her to it another time. Having resolved this issue, we both went off to fetch Ellen from her friends house. When we arrived there, Ellen was on the toilet pooing. She had decided she couldn't wait any longer for us to arrive ! Kendal went in to her, but of course I stayed out to talk to Mrs X while proceedings were completed so to speak. When Ellen came out she announced "I had two big poos ! today !". Her little friend looked shocked, then looked at her Mum, and then said, just as she had probably been told herself no doubt, "We don't all wish to know that, thank you !!". I just laughed. So did Mrs X thankfully ! Kendal and I then explained to Ellen as we walked home that although we were quite happy to hear any details she wished to tell us, it might be an idea to keep quiet in her friend's house. Ellen then said "Why ? She always tells me what she has done !!". That made us both laugh ! Then Kendal said "Maybe she does, but I bet it isn't when her Mummy can hear her !!".


Tony
Tia, here are the answers to your questionaire (my answers in CAPS)

1. Do you enjoy pooping? VERY MUCH INDEED! SEE OLD POSTS FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS!
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? SITTING UPRIGHT ON THE TOILET PAN
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? NOT VERY OFTEN Are they severe? NOT UNLESS I HAVE SEVERE DIARRHEA WHICH THANKFULLY IS NOT OFTEN
4. How many times a day do you poop? AVERAGE ONCE A DAY AFTER LUNCH
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? A BIG JOBBIE 18 INCHES LONG AND VERY FAT
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? VERY AND AROUSING TOO!
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? YES, OO! OO! NN! UH! Do you yell in pain when it hurts? YES
8. How often do you get constipated? SOMETIMES, SAY 4 OR 5 TIMES A YEAR
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 5 DAYS WHEN IN BED WITH A BAD CHEST COLD AS A TEENAGER
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? SOMETIMES, I GO YES! YES!OH THAT'S BETTER! RATHER THAN YELL
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last? I ONLY HAVE ????? ACHES IF ITS DIARRHEA, THANKFULLY VERY RARE FOR ME.
12. Are you gassy when you poop? BEFORE I DO A MOTION I FART A LOT
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? VERY MUCH SO! ITS ONE OF THE HIGH POINTS OF MY DAYS AS IT HAS BEEN SINCE I WAS A KID.
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? NO STOMACH ACHE, BUT FARTING AND THE LOVELY FEELING OF A BIG JOBBIE IN MY BACK PASSAGE
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? YES, BUT NOT BECAUSE IM WEAK OR TIRED BUT FOR OTHER REASONS! :)
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? YES IF IT WAS A BIG HARD ONE I TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? YES I LIKE TO ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER DOING A BIG SOLID MOTION.
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? I NEVER TAKE LAXATIVES EXCEPT THE LUBRICANT LIQUID PARAFIN (MINERAL OIL IN THE USA) WHICH DOESNT MAKE THE STOOLS LOOSE OR CAUSDE DIARRHEA BUT JUST LUBRICATES THE RECTUM TO EASE THEIR PASSING. INSERTING KY JELLY OR ANOTHER LUBRICANT HELPS AS DOES RUBBING MY ?????
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? YES, WHEN I WAS A KID OF ABOUT 12 I DID A BIG FAT JOBBIE WHICH HURT AS IT STRETCHED MY RING AS IT CAME OUT. HOWEVER THE PLEASURE OF DOING A BIG 12 INCH LONG PANBUSTER WHICH STUCK IN THE PAN SOON CANCELLED THE PAIN!
20. How often do you have diahrea? THANKFULLY VERY SELDOM AS I HATE DIARRHEA!
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) I SIT UPRIGHT WITH MY FEET ON THE FLOOR. MY RIGHT HAND GUIDES MY PENIS SO MY PEE GOES DOWN ONTO THE PAN AND MY LEFT HAND PUSHES MY ????? TO HELP IT OUT.
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? SEE ABOVE, YES THIS HELPS A LOT.
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? YES OR MY WIFE THERESA DOES IT FOR ME AND VICE VERSA
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? I LOVE THIS AND HAVE DONE THIS FOR YEARS WITH FRIENDS OF BOTH GENDERS. SEE OLD POSTS FOR 4 YEARS BACK. THERESA AND I DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, etc.? I LIKE THIS TOO AS IN 24 ABOVE AND I DO THIS WITH AND FOR MY WIFE AND OTHER CLOSE FRIENDS OF A SIMILAR INCLINATION.
26. After a long, hard poop, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? YES I DO!
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? I DONT GET STOMACH ACHES AS SUCH. AFTER A REALLY BIG SOLID MOTION I FEEL A CONTINUED SENSATION IN MY GUTS, NOT UNPLEASENT, AND SOMETIMES MY RING WILL THROB IF IT WAS A VERY FAT AND HARD JOBBIE
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)? SOMETIMES THIS HAS HAPPENED SEE OLD POSTS ON "INSTALLMENT MOTIONS" NORMALLY THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN A SESSION. I WILL HAVE DONE MY MOTION. WIPED MY BUM, PULLED UP MY BRIEFS AND TROUSERS AND GONE TO THE DOOR WHEN I FEEL THE NEED AGAIN. USUALLY THIS IS A SMALL SOLID JOBBIE WHICH WOULDNT COME OUT AS I SAT DOING THE MAIN MOTION. I SIT BACK ON THE PAN, "OO! AH! PLONK!" WIPE MY BUM AGAIN, PULL UP KNICKERS ETC AND OUT. OCCASIONALLY WHAT HAPPENS WITH SOME PEOPLE ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE BEEN CONSTIPATED IS THAT THEY WILL DO THEIR BIG MOTION SOME BIG HARD TURDS THEN THINK THEY HAVE FINISHED, GET OFF THE PAN THEN DOWN COMES A SOFTER BUT STILL SOLID AND FORMED LOAD WHICH WAS BEHIND THE LOG JAM OF HARD JOBBIES. THEY WILL HAVE TO SIT DOWN ON THE PAN AGAIN AND PASS THAT LOT. THIS HAS HAPPENED A LO! T WITH MY WIFE THERESA WHO HAS THEN PASSED A COUPLE OF SMOOTH FAT CURVED SAUSAGES ON TOP OF THE HARDER BALLS AND LOGS SHE PASSED AT FIRST.


Andre, that's why I wear nice snug briefs, CKs, Speedos, Sloggis, etc, Support for the testicles and a nice smooth soft seamless front for the penis. I hate boxers. The last time someone, NOT Theresa, gave me a pair as a present, not knowing my underwear preferences, I thanked them out of courtesy but used them as a wiping up cloth in the toilet! A fittingly dishonourable use for these hideous and uncomfortable garnments!

Infantry PFC, far be it from me to advise a soldier on this but you may have to pay a "working" lady for that pleasure. I was very lucky meeting my wife Theresa through Moira and George, friends of a similar interest. Theresa of course is also very much into such matters.

Adrian, Theresa did a nice big motion this morning before she went out to work. (Im working at home today, VAT return and all that)due soon. At 7.30am after coffee Theresa said, "Tony I need a motion". As usual I accompanied her to the toilet. She hitched her pleated navy blue skirt up to her waist and pulled down her pink Sloggi Briefs and sat on the pan. A loud fart, a long wee wee hissing and tinkling, then, as I gently pushed her plump ?????. "AH! OH! YES ITS COMING OUT TONY! I heard the crackle then KUR-SPOOL-LOOMP!" AH! THAT'S BETTER!" I looked down the pan as she stood partly up. A lovely big mid brown jobbie lay in the water. It was 12 inches long, typical of Theresa's poos, and 2.5 inches across. Knobbly for most of its length then smoother for the last 4 inches and tapered to a point, a "naval shell" shaped jobbie. It's still there as I will buddy dump my own motion on top of it later when I need one. It was what I would call a typical Girls jobbie. The smile o! n Theresa's face sure showed that she had enjoyed doing it! I wiped her bum as I always do, she pulled up her knickers and dropped her skirt and and giving me a big kiss went off to work.


Monday, May 20, 2002


tia
Here's a questionaire to fill out to see how many people poop like u!!!
1. Do you enjoy pooping?
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM?
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe?
4. How many times a day do you poop?
5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
8. How often do you get constipated?
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for?
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief?
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last?
12. Are you gassy when you poop?
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)?
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired?
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping?
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible?
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative?
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
20. How often do you have diahrea?
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.)
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop?
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company?
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.?
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage?
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped?
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)?


Bryian
I went to a party last night which was catered by a company in a hall last night...Didn't have much fun. I ate appitizers and this wild lettuce salad...Big mistake. I was in the buffet line getting dinner when my stomach totally started felling funny(like i knew i was gonna need a toilet) and i got gasy. I was hoping it was just gas. I got my dinner and i put my plate down and i ran to the bathroom..all i managed to get out were a few balls. Then i came back sat down and like 5 min again i felt like i needed the bathroom again so i went. I was having cramps and diahreah. Has any one had this happen to them at a catered party? I only went 2 times while there...luckly didn't have to stop on the way home. But this morning i had to go again and i haven't gone since. Hopefuly it will dry up a bit. I did wipe alot. Oh i almost forgot...i also understand a few other people didn't feel good at the party w/ this naussea and cramps and diahreaha..maybe it was the food what do you ! think? And after that salad i ate, i couldn't eat too much had a few bites of the main course..that was it

To Jimm: I think we both had the same thing. How old are you? and are you still having the indigestion/diahreah

gotta go bye


grant
diarrhea girl-my dad chews gum at work all day and when he comes home he farts loads.


Althea
Jason, diarreah girl: When I was little sometimes diarreah was frightening. In high school, it was an adventure. But, I would sit it out with a book or a newspaper. See my earliest posts.

Jason and Andre: My boy cousins used to stand up when they made doo-doo. My neighbor Joey and I grew up together and I watched him stand up to make doo-doo at his house and mine. I used to stand up, if I was not comfortable using a strange toilet. Joey visited my house when I moved on the block. He was a year older then me. I was 6; he was 7. He told me after lunch he had to make doo-doo. He took me into the bathroom, opened his belt and zipper, pulled down his white FOLbriefs and jeans to his ankle. He bent over the toilet and evacuated a 13 inch piece of doo-doo. It was thick and brownish gray. He told me he sometimes liked to stand for some reason. I gave toilet paper from the roll and he wiped himself once.

Ephermal, Kendal, Elen and Joseph: I had the same results with an enema when I was little. Plus, I used to baby sit boys, so I watched them go to the toilet. My two favorite boy cousins never had a false alarm. When they went it was the real thing.




PeteSkeet
Hey ya'll-
Ahh, today I finally thought I was going to have a good shit. It pisses me off, I haven't had a good shit in over a week. I'm used to having them everyday. Anyway,I ate dinner and smoked a cigarette. After the smoke, I felt a tremendous urge to take a shit. I tore my clothes off (I shit naked, always have, always will), and let out a gigantic farm. Then some constipated little turds came out. They were pretty small. I was so shitty (no pun intended). Well, there is always tomorrow. I think if it doesn't get better I'm going to take some fiber laxitive. Doesn't being constipated suck?

NEALY-- I really loved the camp story. That seems like that had to suck a fat one. I went to camp when I was 12 and had bad shit experiences. Once I was shitting and this dumb kid kept talking to be. I was like, look, DON'T f???ING TALK TO ME, I'M TRYING TO SHIT!!! Another time we went on this campout and had really spicy chili. I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I was going to shit my pants. Since I am very bowel shy, it scared the f??? out of me. Luckily the pain subsided and I went back to sleep. Thank for sharing your story.

By the way--the girl at the top of the page is hot today. I like those little tan lines. I wish I was in the bathroom with her!
Talk to ya'll later,
PeteSkeet


somekindofchick
here's another story:
the other day i was in my bathroom and i decided to try to poop my pants on purpose. i had to go fairly bad. i decided to put on these disposible pants i have for when my period is on. i started to push standing up, and half way through i decided that i didn't like it so i pulled down the pants carefully and tride to finish my load over the toilet. next thing i know i farted and dropped this monstrous log on the rug that goes around the toilet. it was 4 inches wide and 6 inches long. i picked it up and dropped it in the toilet. i tried to flush it down but it stopped up the toilet. once i got it to go down the toilet wouldn't stop running so i took the lid off the tank to stop it from running but when i pulled up on the bulb it broke off. so now i am out a toilet in the house. it's not that big of a problem since we have two other toilets. more later :)


Eric in Chicago
Adam: in someone your age, blood on the TP is usually the result of superficial bleeding around your anus, either from wiping so hard that you scratch yourself (the skin in that area is very thin with lots of blood vessels near the surface) or from a slight tear in the anus as a result of passing a hard poop. It's worth mentioning to your doctor at your next regular checkup. I said "in someone your age" because when you're older, it can be a sign of more serious problems like hemorhoids or even colon cancer, so if you're over 40 and there's no obvious cause, you should contact your doctor within a few days.

James: from what I've seen in this forum, straight guys are just as likely to be interested in another guy's dumps as gay guys, perhaps even more so (possibly because straight guys have less opportunity for intimacy with other guys).

dj pooh and others: Sugarless gum is usually based on sorbitol, a poorly-digestible carbohydrate that acts as an osmotic laxative (draws extra water into the intestines) if you consume enough of it. It's the same substance that gives prune juice its laxative effect. When I was a kid, I used to eat Velamints, a sorbitol-based candy, to give myself the shits. I'd eat 3 or 4 packs and about an hour later, I'd start farting and then I'd get stomach cramps. After another hour, the cramps would get real bad and I'd get on the toilet or put on some old shorts and go in my back yard and squat. Either way, I'd shoot out a couple chunks of solid stuff, then a pile of mud, and then I'd have water gushing out of my butt. I'd have to shit maybe 4 or 5 times after, and it would be all liquid. I heard some kids would have contests where they'd eat a bunch of Velamints and see who could hold it the longest.


Rhythmking
To Adam:

If there's blood on the paper when you poop, you should see a doctor ASAP. It could be something minor, like hemmorrhoids, or it could be something very serious. Don't wait on this - and don't be embarrassed either.

Please let us know how it goes.

Rhythmking


CD
PUNK ROCK GIRL: Use one of the major search engines and do a search on "Japanese POW camps". You'll find all the info you need about those hell-holes. This is REALLY off the topic of this site so I won't say any more about this matter.


On a topic more suited for this board, how many of you suffer from hemeroids? For the last 3 or 4 days I've had a minor flair-up. Not enough to cause real pain during BM, but certainly enough to make sitting here, typing this message, a fidgety & uncomfortable affair.
This bout came as a bit of a surprise since my 'roids usually become inflamed a) when I become careless in my wiping habbits for a time or b) when I'm REALLY constipated. Neither of which is the case this time.
For me, Prep-H works very well for these minor bouts and I must admit that I do enjoy the mushy feeling of the gel as I go about my business. (Though my underware gets soild with the stuff of course. It makes cleaning them a mandatory affair - i.e. no wearing one for an addtional day.)


Cheers!!

CD


Annie and Robby
Hi Fellow Toidyteers!
The girls are cooking pasta so we thought we would post! Later Annie and the girls will be trying their travelmates with clothing on!! I told them to drink loads of tea and water! They will report soon!
Here is another travelog story! About 11 years ago Sue, Alan, Annie, and I were in Norway visiting Alan's friends. Well, Sue and I had never been. It was during the midnight sun season and it upset our sleep and bladders. One night we were all bedding down and Sue said"Oh god, I have to wee!" I let her out of bed and she ran to the toilet. I heard a yell and she had flung herself onto the bowl but had missed. She landed in the floor and wee was pouring out of her!! It looked like a fountain. It was 1am and still light. I took out my willie and started weeing trying to hit her stream. It landed on her! She was screaming and laughing at the same time. Annie rushed in with Alan holding a baseball bat. They took in the scene, starting howling with laughter, and Annie joined in by dropping her knickers and letting fly. Of course Alan didn't join in. Wee was all over the place and we were covered! We all got towels and a bucket. We then started cleaning up the joint! While all! this was happening Alan suddenly dropped his shorts and sat on the toidy. He let out this raucious trump! We couldn't help it! We laughed so hard we started weeing again. Well, he dropped three cullompted logs and wiped up. We were up the rest of the night! Alan's friends couldn't believe what had happened. It is precious memory!

We don't want this to be horrendously long so we will write our replies in a separate post! Lots of Lovexx and hugs to: Ina, Cyber nieces Kendal, Ellen and Cyber "nephew" Andrew, Rizzo, Eleanor, Steve, Louise, and Damsel, Todd and Diana, Ephermal, PV, Jane and Gary, Carmalita and family, Diva, LindaGS, Tim and Sarah(Josie and Loewie), David(Berlin), Elena, Cousin, Ellie and Little Lou-if you can read this, please write us!

HAPPY WEES AND POOS!
ANNIE AND ROBBY


Hi everyone- sorry I haven't posted in a while, but I've been a bit busy lately. I don't think I'll post as often as I used to.

Anyway, onto the toilet latest from me!

I pooed twice last week, both were big and firm, as usual and thouroughly enjoyable! When I pooed the other day, I decided to just stand up above the toilet, but bent over slightly and let it go. I had to give it a bit of a push first, but It was great coming out. I did about 4 poos, all in good length size (about 5/6 inches roughly). I might try different ways of pooing to try and make it a bit more fun!

MEGHAN AND SARAH - I bet you two do great poos! I would love to buddy dump with you two as it sounds like it would be a great experience! (I've never done a buddy dump before :-( ) DO you never mind if a lad sees you on the toilet? I was just reading a bit of your post were Rupert went a bit 'red' and to be honest I've got to feel for him cos I would have felt the same! (I'm very shy, and find the sight of a girl on a toilet a massive turn-on!) Anyway, I hope you keep well.

NEALY - I'v got to feel sorry for you and all those other poor girls who had to put up with that bad case of diarrhoea. That must have been awful - however did you cope?

There seems to be a lot of diarrhoea stories on here recently In my whole life I've probably only had one case of it, and even that was years ago (prob when I was 7/8 - I'm 18 now)

Thats all for now. Bye!


Infantry PFC
Yes I am in the Army(see some of my earlier posts).Can't say where though, that would be TMI. maybe another time.

Today I was working and I had a crazy thought. I was looking at all the very beautiful women in the mall and it was then that I started to wonder about when the last time some of them pooped was. My few encounters with women pooping have not satified my desire so not only see a woman poo but to smell it too. I guess I was beating myself up over it so much, that I decided to go for a drive. On my pointless journey I kept asking my self: Why is it that I cannot find a woman who wants to share her BM's with me? It seems that it is not easy do for me.
I need advice about my current situation. Where should I look for such ladies? or what other way to I try to get what I want without spending money? Are there any good common places any one can think of?

I went to denny's for breakfast before work today too. There was a very attractive woman waiting to use the ladies room when I walked in. Since Denny's was busy, I had time to observe: A waitress had to pee very badly,(I heard her say pee) so the woman let her go ahead of her. She saw me looking at her (I can't help it. I have no girl, and I am at that age...20)and she smiled a brief smile at me while she waited. not long after,(5 minutes) the waitress came out of the ladiesroom and she went in. she was in for about 10-12 minutes. I wished that I was invincible so I could fulfill all of my desires when it comes to bodily functions and the opposite sex. She came out and looked to be in much more comfort than she was before.(think she was pooping?)
All I really want is to have the experience that some guys that post here are having with either wives, or fiances, or girl friends. Life is already not so easy so, I would just like advice on how I could possbly tip the scales in my favor.
Does anybody have an Idea?


Andre
I gots a question for all of you guys that wear boxers. When you run with them doesn't make your balls and dick jiggle every wear. And doesnt that feel uncomfortable?

Bryian
There were tons of people and boy do I mean tons. But It was more men than women because you know it was Mothers Day weekend. And I n for you do you stand to wipe or do sit down?

Where are you Jordon havent heard from you for a long time.


Dork
Corpologist I agrree most guys hang on the left. I think it is because most are righ handed and then they reach to the left to retreive their cocks and it is easier that way. I've asked this question many times on this forum,but no-one will talk about which side they hang on. You would think it is ataboo subject that can't even be discussed here.


Bryian
To somekindofchick: Intresting that the schools administration let the girls use the guys room..how old were you at the time?

To James: I liked your story..sounds cool

To Outhouse Scott: I liked your accident story

To {_DOUGHBOY_}: Liked your story...real cute about # 3 LOL

To Adam: Don't know what to tell you..i guess i'd see a doctor if i were you. How can you post here if you can't see? And does any one have to help you in the bathroom?

Gotta run getting ready to go out tonight


Tim (and Sarah)
RIZZO: Hi dear friend! Thank you for your concerned words. Do not worry about asking about things. I hope you know, I donít mind talking about it, especially to you. I had another very small growing, which was found during a check up a while ago. It could be removed right there and the doctor told us not to panic, but decided for more treatments. Itís bearable though and I can work inbetween. We agree itís very important to keep the spirits up. Itís not only important for us but also very much for the kids. We think Josie sensed our worries and started having accidents with wet sheets at night again, a thing that had long passed. We talked about her worries with her and after we woke her a few times at night for a quick wee into the potty it stopped again. Still we were grateful Peter and Robert spent lots of time with them, when I was obviously unwell. Sarah and me share the same sense of humour and we try to have laughs even in difficult situations. You should tell us more! stories about your sons from when they where kids. This one made us laugh so much. Thanks! Here is one from our rascals in return: When Josie was already toilet trained and Loewie wasnít, he started pooping in his nappies while they were playing on the floor. He squatted and grunted his load out and it started to stink. Josie called for help and said to her brother: "Donít you think itís disgusting to poop in your pants? You need your nappies changed.." His dry reply was: "Nope and let me squeeze a bit more..." Lol. On the other hand, I remember Josie a few years earlier running around in the garden. She suddenly stopped and came running to me, wanting to be lifted up. As soon as she sat on my knees I saw her straining, obviously starting her buisness. I asked her laughingly, why she came to my lap for her poop? She replied with a grunt, a fart and a hug and said: "Itís cosy...". We all laughed. Yes, we see to the kids learning many languages. We loose a bit of privacy thou! gh, cause Sarah and me talk English, when we think itís not for the kids.... Of course they prick up their ears as soon as they hear us speak English...They often got contact with native speakers as we have got friends and relatives. They also learn a bit of French from Robert, who is French Canadian. They think itís funny, French people say "wee" for Ďyesí... I have to say that the most important thing for me to be still quite jolly, is having this wonderful wife by my site. I am so happy that Sarah is willing to share all this with me. Sarah talked to Peter about this site the other day and he said, I would remind him of a guy after his coming out, regarding my excitement being able to share my interest. I very much understand what he meant. Lol. Whatís even better is that Sarah says she also gains from it. As feeling good about having done a good poop eg, without the "guilty" feeling, that itís disgusting, is a great, freeing experience for her. Thanks again for all your! care and hugs from me and her love back from Sarah.

More replies tomorrow. Love to all our friends


Adrian
Yet another interesting masthead (Sunday). Never before have I seen a toilet with a picture or photograph afixed to the underside of the seat. Has anyone else come across that sort of thing before?

I once remember hearing a story about a man who'd been away from home for quite some time. On his return, natured called and he headed to the bathroom for a wee. Lifting the seat up, he saw written on the underside the legend, "Hurrah there's a man in the house!" No doubt his dear wife was making humorous jest at the almost universal male custom of standing to wee and lifting the seat up for the purpose.

Adam, on a more a serious note I think you should see a doctor without delay if you're passing blood when you have a motion or your motions contain blood. I wouldn't expect the problem (if there is one) to be serious in a young person but it is nevertheless very important that you get checked out. The doctor will need to know whether the blood is bright red or dark red in order to help him or her determine where it is coming from.

Sarah. Congratulations on your doctorate! You must have worked very hard for it indeed.

Tony. I agree with you about cubicles having doors. Generally speaking they should have doors unless they've been removed due to vandalism etc. On a separate note, has Theresa done any big jobbles lately?

Best wishes to all, especially Annie & Robbie.

Regards

Adrian


Ephermal
I have a story from last night. So, since it was a Jewish holiday, I wasn't using the lights. My friend was over and it was about midnight and I had a huge "gotta take a nasty shit" cramp. She must have noticed I started looking uncomfortable (probably thought tired) so she left and I went to the bathroom. I was wearing only a skirt and shirt and panties and bra. The shirt was fitted and I took the skirt and panties off quickly and sat down on the toilet shutting the door. I let out a fart which released a soft 2.5 inch by 10 inch log that was falling apart. I knew this because I opened the door to look and I also wiped with the door open and while I flushed to make sure I was clean and it went down. It felt really good and strange to be in the dark and have to "sneak a peek" literally because my housemates were home and awake and the bathroom is in the central hall/entryway to the house. I felt really brave.

Jimm--when that happens (uncontrollable wet farts), use pads like women use for their periods. Cloth ones are supposedly better and healthier, FYI, and can be made specially to cover the back (like "nighttime" ones). You can order them online, so it's completely anonomyous and they can think it's for your "wife." Keeps your underwear clean, washes easily...and absorbs potentially embarassing stains.

Jon--I, personally, can only shit when I have to. I can definately not shit on demand. It amazes me how so many people here just happen to go at the same time as friends.

Kelly--I've tried to soap trick and it doesn't make me poop, but it makes my anus sting really bad. What am I doing wrong? I'd love to be able to use this when I feel constipated.

Adam--if you are visually impaired, how can you read the posts and post? Just curious. Also, you should talk to your dad about the blood in your stools since you seem to be really open with him. See what he says.

Meghan and Sari--YES! Very done! Now I'm just packing to go home later this week...You 2 are very special too. I guess the dorm won't be so bad. I'm just not looking forward to a random roommate my senior year. Long unrelated story that will give too much personal info so I'm not going into it. I'll share anything interesting next year.

Have a good week everyone.


wHoA!
Hi there, just wanted to share the experience i just had today. I had been meaning to go to the loo for a few hours but kinda got delayed, when i sat down on the seat I could feel my bm coming. I really had to push and it took forever to come out. It was actually starting to hurt my anus as it slid through, it was so huge. Man, what a relief it was when it finally dropped.Although it hurt a bit , it felt really great. Took a while to get down the bowl tho. Has anyone else had these really big ones?


hsrghs
do girls find it erotic or just fun to poop pee or fart in front of guys? if they offer should i watch? if iget caught looking should i admit to it? do girls like it when guys poo around them?

if any girls could answer i would appriciate it possiblly PRG since i have read everyone of your contris, you sound educated in the pooping matters. thanks.


James
Tonight after a big dinner I had to poop. I sat down on the loo and let out a 7 inch log, a 3 incher which curled and 4 small lumps with no effort. I strained some more but no more came out, I wiped 11 times then I looked at my load which floated round the bowl. I put my pyjama pants back on, flushed and sprayed with no brushing neccesary this time.
Everytime I shit I always have a habit of putting the seat up after I have flushed. I don't mean to do that but the habit still remains from when I was very young and I did not want anyone to know that I have done a BM. But then again no matter your race, religion, sex, age or size everyone farts, pees and poops. I am just not very open about it. Over the last few days I have been doing huge farts very frequently. Remember last week I posted about having diarrhea? I have got over that but maybe the farting is the post diarrhea part. When someones around I hold it in and let it rip afterwoods because I never fart in front of anyone.


grant
yo damsel you've given me an idea! let's all describe a piss session! here's mine...

i'm wearin baggy blue shorts, a black nike shirt and nike trainers (or sneakers as i believe theyre called in da US). i walk from my room and go like 1 metre to the bathroom. i walk in, look at myself in the large mirror for no apparent reason and unzip my flies by the toilet. i take out my dick, piss and make stupid faces at the mirror. im trying to dare myself to jump as i piss, but i always dare 2 do this and never do it. which sucks anus... i shake my cock to eliminate any spare urine, put it back in and zip up my flies. i flush, leave and stub my ingrown toenail on the bathroom door, walking into my room in intense pain. ouch.


Davie
I go running a lot and sometimes the action of running really makes me want to have a poo. So I always take a wad of toilet paper with me and have quite enjoyable poos in the woods. On one of my routes I go across a playing field. There is a pavilion there with toilets attached. I often nip in the gents mainly for a rest (a real restroom!) or to have a wee or to read the graffiti. It's been closed for months but today it was open. So I nipped in and had a look in the one cubicle. It was worth it. The push button to flush the toilet had stuck, and the toilet was chock a block with shit. The most recent addition on the top of the pile was a massive turd, sturdy and nobbly one end, smmoth and tapered the other. It was dark brown and smelt very meaty. That's not all. On the floor there were two pairrs of soiled underpants. One was a pair of black briefs - large size. They were caked with poo inside.
The whole place really stank. Most would find this quite gross. But for me (and I guess most of you) it gave me quite a buzz.




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