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Hello everyone. This is my first post here. I see there's another poster named Hailey. Even though my name's spelled differently, I'll put my last initial, to prevent confusion. Anyway, I'm 14 years old, turning 15 in a few weeks. I'm a brunette with blue eyes. 5 foot 7 and about 155 pounds. I'm on the swim team at school, and I eat like a horse in order to have the energy. I estimate that I take in about 3500 calories every day.
And as you all know, what goes in must come out. I take a dump once every day, usually in the evenings about 8:00. And it's always very big loads. I've blocked the toilet a bunch of times, so it's good that I have my own bathroom and toilet brush
Today, I'll share the story of today's dump. It just happened a little over half an hour ago so it's fresh in my mind. I was on my computer chatting with my friend Emily when I felt the familiar urge. I told Emily I'd be back shortly and headed to my bathroom. I completely removed my shorts and panties and sat down, shifting a bit to get comfortable. I peed for a while before setting to the major task at hand.
I farted kind of loudly and then felt a turd begin to emerge. It felt kind of thick and it came out a bit before breaking off. At that point, I began reading my magazine while I continued pooping. I let out a thinner turd but it was a really long one. I had to partially stand up to let it keep coming out. After that was a turd very similar to my first one, about the same length and thickness. About then I had a lot of gas. I farted a bunch of times, each one seeming louder and than before.
After my gas attack, I let out another turd. It was medium length. I finished with another long turd and a long silent fart. I felt much better, and I got up to look at my creations. I saw three sandy brown turds in the center of the bowl, two curved almost like parentheses ( ) each about six inches long. Nestled in between them was a slightly longer turd, maybe eight inches. Laying across those three turds, diagonally, was a dark brown turd which doubled back on itself making almost a J shape. Altogether, I'd say that turd was about a foot long. And finally, curling around the outer edge of the toilet was my really long but skinny turd. It was the brightest color of brown of all my turds.
I was pretty sure I had blocked the toilet, but I tried flushing anyway. I normally flush during my load at least once, sometimes twice, but I forgot to today. Sure enough, my load wasn't going anywhere. The water turned brown and started to rise. I thought it was going to overflow, but it stopped just short of spilling on to the floor, thankfully. The water got sucked down the drain and a small amount of clean water came back in, but all my turds were still there.
And by then, it was really stinking in the bathroom, since there was very little water and my turds weren't in it. I got the toilet brush and started working at breaking up my turds. I flushed and got most of them to go down, and some more breaking up and a second flush took the rest away. Then I sat back down to wipe and flushed away the paper.
So, there you have it. The story of my most recent poop. I hope you enjoyed reading the story.
2 dumps todayHi all. I posted yesterday about my giant shit that clogged the toilet. Well now my body is doing the polar opposite: soft crap. Not quite diarrhea but not really formed and firm either. I guess my body got rid of the hard, built up crap in there so now it's trying to get rid of whatever is left. I pooped twice so far today.
The first time I had stomach cramps and felt like I needed to fart but I didn't just in case of a mess it could have made. Which was a smart decision. When I sat down on the toilet a loud wet fart came out and a load of noisy, mushy crap came out with it. Phew. So glad that I decided to make that decision instead of leaning sideways and letting go of the "fart". That's a mess I would NOT have wanted to clean up.
The second time happened less than ten minutes ago. I had stomach cramps again so I repeated the process of pulling down my clothes, sitting and grabbing the magazine. All I had to do was give a gentle push and I was done. It stunk like wet soil and required a lot of wiping to clean up. There was a turd about 6 inches and a pile of mush in the toilet.
Guess my body's cleaning itself out (finally)
It happened a couple of times that as I was snooping on my friend's phone, I witnessed her conversations about pooping with her boyfriend. I found it rather hilarious, since talking of pooping is still a bit of a taboo! The conversations went like this:
Her: My ???? hurts! 💩
Him: Oh :( Didn't you poo yesterday?
Her: Yes, but it wasn't all :(
Her: I'm pooping 💩
Him: I dropped a few logs today 💩💩 and by the way I'm flushing more times now
Her: Yay, my ????'s empty now!
or even this, my personal favourite:
Her: Gotta go pondering
Her: It's super urgent!
<a few minutes later>
Him: Emptied your ????, honey? 💩💩💩💩
Her: Yup, did it 💩
Does anyone else have similar experiences - snooping on a friend's phone and accidentally reading their conversations about poop?
Also, I find it awkward to imagine friends pooping. I mean, that's not something you usually witness (although this website seems to prove me wrong!), that's not a thought you usually entertain. It's just... weird, don't you think?
To: AliciaYour post was most interesting...would love to hear more about the two of you. Do you happen to know if you are "identical" and/or "mirror image" twins? In the case of "mirror image" one of you has your organs reversed from the other. In the case of your colons, I believe that would mean that one of you has a descending colon on the right side of your body and the other on the left. I've always wondered what effect, if any, that had on bowel movements? For example does on of you have more problems going than the other?-- JW
comments & stuffTo: Angela B first welcome to the site it sounds like you and Christina both had really good poops and it sounds like you both really had to alot to and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Annie as always another great story it sounds like you had a really good poop and I bet you will pretty good once the rest of it is ready to come out and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Some QuestionsFor Jake:
I'm very self-conscious. I would have been freaked out by that guy with the phone too. Because most of the school toilets have no doors here in the U.S., we lose even more privacy as we sit and try to cover up as much of our privates as we can. It's demeaning when guys are standing in line waiting for a stall and just staring you down as you sit. My dad's suggested (and it works) me pulling my underwear and slacks or jeans up to mid-thigh level so that I expose less of myself when I'm seated and crapping. It also helped this past winter when the seats were cold because the top windows of the bathroom are opened by the janitors to let the smoke out. Because I'm one of the few guys who put toilet paper as a liner on the seat before seating myself, that has also caused me to be verbally abused by the others. But I'm trying to break myself of that habit that my parents taught me and when the bathroom is busy, like most of the time during class breaks, I'm sitting butt-down on the seat, but I remain very self-conscious about that. Something tells me I should at least wipe the seat down like you do. How long do you take doing that? Do you look at the toilet paper to see if there's any crud on it?
From what you wrote, it sounds like you had a tough time too in your high school bathrooms. What were the toilets like? What helped you become more confortable about your body and going in public when needed?
Since I assume you have more privacy like stall doors than the guys do, does it creep you out to see eyeballs staring at you in the space between the door and cubicle sides? I've avoided a couple of park bathrooms and walked the 4 or 5 blocks home to crap because the cubicle sides in each stall had a hole drilled in them. My kid sister who is 8 thought I overreacted and didn't like having to follow me home while I crapped in my own toilet.
Unusually big with a schedule change.So today is the 30th of April, and before today, I last went to the bathroom on the 28th. I normally poop at 15h00 or 3pm, but today I got up at 6h00 (6 am, I'm going to use military time, sorry, it's easier for me), and at 9h00, I felt the urge to poop. I wanted to hold it until 3 pm, but I decided since I hadn't pooped yesterday and I held it another day, I might cause some issues. So in the midst of thinking, I casually walked to the bathroom and sat down. It felt normal starting out, with gas, and I started pushing, and it took a while to push out and it felt thick. In the middle of the turd, several farts begin to slip out, as the first half dropped in the toilet, then the second half shot in the toilet following.
I was hit with a very strong, odd smelling stench. It wasn't bad, it was a normal poop smell. But I didn't expect it to be that strong, I had only skipped over one day.
When I got up to see my work, it was unusually big for something that someone would poop out every other day. When I was smaller, it looked like something I would maybe poop out if I was constipated for a whole week or more. But no, I was pooping similar to this every other day.. I looked at the turds. There were 2. The one on the right was very fat (at least 3 inches accross, but it was smooth, so no wonder it didn't hurt), it was smooth, and was coloured like peanut butter. It was curved upwards onto the back end of the bowl and was 7-8 inches. The other turd, on the left, was much much darker, and was about the same in length, but it was a half of an inch skinnier. I was worried since how fat they were they'd get stuck sideways, or even lengthwise against the drain, so I used the plunger to pull the turd on the left behind the last one.
I flushed the toilet, and they both went down. But not without leaving a ton of skidmarks. .__.
End Stall Em
Help's question: getting stuck poop out in public bathroomHelp's question struck a chord with me: they were on a toilet at Target and their poop was half in and half out and wasn't about to budge.
This has happened to me three times, twice in recent years. If I'm sluggish and I haven't been able to poop in three or four days then it can become a problem for me. Simply said, my crap is too solid, hard and sometimes painful to release. In December I was stressing over exams and about 10 minutes into my two hour Biology final, I could feel my crap readying itself. I could also smell it a little bit. I had another 145 multiple choice questions to answer and I knew my TA would not let anyone in our section of the auditorium leave the room. So I focused on the test and when I finally got done, with perhaps two minutes to spare, I turned my bubble sheet in and immediately got myself to the nearest bathroom and onto the toilet. I stayed seated for 15 minutes, but I could not get any momentum back. I couldn't even fart. My car was already packed for my six hour drive home. I stopped and filled my tank, got the largest superdrink (I think it was 60 ounces) and I downed it as I drove. After it got dark and I was getting drowsy, I stopped at another station and got my coffee jug filled. I went in and peed a really fierce stream, so strong that the lady seated next to me referred to it as a Southern "cloudburst".
After my drive resumed, within a half hour, I started farting and I could feel my crap coming down. I saw the next rest stop was 23 miles and I thought about pulling over and squat crapping between my car and the road, but the cars whizzing by in the dark on the interstate scared me and I was afraid I could get hit because I had seen some really scary DVDs in drivers ed class. So I sped up because I wanted to get my butt onto a toilet ASAP or sooner. Finally, I turned off onto the rest stop drive, turned my engine off and trotted to the bathroom entrance. I took the end stall, quickly dropping my blue jeans and black thong, and putting myself onto the cold seat. I didn't even worry about latching the privacy door because there was nobody else around. My pee stream started slowly and picked up while I could mentally follow my monster as it slowly slid through me. It slowed a couple of times while I sat, but additional farts helped the head emerge, and as I stuck my elbows into the top of my thighs, the slid resumed. Even though I was comfortable on the average size black seated toilet, I again tried what worked for me once when I was in a similar situation in high school, I threw weight onto my knees, spread my legs as wide as I could even though it hurt me, and continued to push with all my strength. After about a minute I was out of breath and my butt hole was being expanded beyond my pain, but my 30-something incher along with some blood finally was in the bowl. My pain was as bad as I've ever experienced, as I looked into the bowl one more time, then pulling my clothing halfway up, I waddled to the stall to the right, where I dropped the seat, seated myself and let the pain subside for a few minutes. Then I used about a third of the almost full toilet paper roll to clean myself. My first three or four papers included some blood, although in diminishing amounts. I knew when I got back to my car I was going to get a pillow out of the trunk to sit on because I was really sore.
I flushed my toilet paper, which cleared the bowl very sluggishly. Then I went into the other stall, leaned over and despite putting a lot of weight onto my arm, was unable to get the flush to activate with the exception of a few burps and some swirling of the water. So in answer to Help's question, I feel the best technique is to take the pain and to do everything you can to keep the crap from stalling. It takes longer, and the pain is worth it, especially if you're away from home as I have been on three occasions when this has happened.
Hi, I'm 13 and and new to this site. My daily poop usually happens after lunch after all the weight was added.
So this happened today when I was in 3rd period. I haven't gone since Monday, and I've been feeling so backed up since then, so when the urge hit me and pressure started to build, I was excited to finally get it out of me. I asked my teacher to go, and rushed out the door. When I got there, an eighth grader was being at a urinal, and I was forced to take the middle stall out of the 3. One had piss all over the seat and toilet, and the other someone had broke the latch from kcking it in. So I went inside and someone had not flushed, and all I could see was messy toilet paper and brown water, i flushed and sat down. Right when I started straining to get the log out, someone rushed in and took the first stall. They closed the door and sat on the pee covered toilet. Immediately after that he released a giant blast of mushy poo i peeked through and saw it was a fifth grader. then it was my turn. the turd was so huge, it wouldn't come through. It was rock solid and i started squeezing so hard i let out a moan. It started to poke out, so i took a break. I then started again and pushed little by little. I took out my phone ans saw that it had Benn 10 minutes and class would end soon. i thought i was almost done. I just squeezed a bit more and the monster came out. It looked 2 and a half wide, and at least 10 inched long. By then the other kid was gone and dint flush. I didn't need to wipe since it was so dry, and I knew if i flushed it would clog, so i left it. When i came out another seventh grader was waiting for my stall, and I said 'its all yours' I washed up and left feeling so much lighter
Today I was in a lecture and by the end of it I really needed a poo. Everybody seemed to be heading to the washrooms after class and when I got there all cubicles were taken. One girl was waiting, a girl named Liz that I have talked to before. She's a brunette and bit of a hippy chick. Even though it was a pretty chilly day, she was wearing a poncho and flip flops. We smiled and chatted briefly and then the middle cubicle became free and she went in. Right after, the door of the cubicle on the right opened as well. Out came a skinny blonde girl from my class who I know can be really snotty. She looked right through me as I went in. I locked the door, put my bag on the door and pulled down my jeans and blue panties. Then I noticed that there was pee all over the seat. Yikes. I bet the blonde is one of those girls that thinks her bum is too precious to sit on a public toilet, hover and sometimes shower the whole seat with pee. I pulled off a bunch of toilet paper and carefully wiped the seat. When I sat down I still felt like I was sitting in pee, but by this time I needed to go real bad and couldn't wait. I leaned forward, pushed a bit and then a big turd stared to crackle loudly out of my bum. It was really long and when it finally plopped into the toilet I let out a big sigh, which embarrassed me a bit. Thankfully, Liz was also pooping and I heard some plops and small farts from her cubicle while I was pushing out my next turd. Then I started to pee and I could hear Liz strain a bit and then the sound of a larger poop splashing into her toilet and a louder fart. I pushed out two more small poos and a small fart. I felt done and by now the cubicle really smelled like poo with a strong poo smell coming from Liz's cubicle as well. I pulled of some toilet paper and wiped my front and then my bum several times. I flushed the toilet and couldn't help but leaving a big skidmark, as there was no brush. When I was washing my hands, Liz had started to pull of some paper as well. Later on my way home, I saw the blonde girl on the train. I tried to glare at her as much as I could for making me sit in her pee, but I don't think she noticed.
Chloe B and Sophia W, I really like your stories!
Cane-shaped crapHey all. Had to pee earlier before getting ready to go out for a few things with my husband. When I wiped I noticed dark brown poop on the toilet paper so I sat back down and pushed slightly. A fairly big log came out easily with a loud squelching noise. It only took me about a minute to get it out. I stood up to wipe and to check out what I did. There was a dark brown (but soft) cane-shaped shit! And it smelled horrible too, like wet soil. Blech! I guess it is my body's way of getting rid of everything that's been built up. My stomach has been feeling a lot softer (and better) now that I'm pooping basically every day.
To Angela B
Great story! Well written. Are the other girls who work with you open about their bathroom habits and comfortable pooping at work?
To CatherineIt may also depend from how's the weather like for someone. Actually, next week the first strong and long summer-like heatwave of the year is inbound where i live. I often tend to have firmer stools after the first heatwave. That's an interesting point to discuss for sure, anyways i'll see what happens.
Friday, May 01, 2015
SuppositoriesAll of you with poops getting stuck and those of you that are afraid to take a laxative due to unpredictability, should try Glycerin suppositories. they are awesome, it works in about 15-30 min., no diarrhea and no after effects. Plus you know when it's going to work and you never have to deal with a stuck turd or not going for a day. You simply pop one in, wait and you. Jack, they have the in the UK too. here in the USA they Fleet brand ones work better than the off brand. Let me know how you all make out. I think they will really help and you'll like them.
Today I was in town and visited my favourite cafe again, the one with the open loos. After I was done eating I needed a wee, but not a poo yet, although I knew I would fairly soon. I went into the loos. There was a brunette woman of about 30 on the loo nearest the door, with her trousers and knickers halfway down her thighs, and another washing her hands. I went to the loo to the right of the woman, on the same side as the door, and lowered my skirt and red knickers and sat. I could hear her weeing, and I started to do the same. As we emptied our bladders another woman entered and sat opposite my neighbour. She was a brunette too and about 35, and positioned her trousers and black knickers below her knees and halfway down her legs, resting her hands on her bare thighs.
I finished my wee as my neighbour wiped herself and flushed, being replaced by a redhead of about 30 who sat next to me, her skirt and blue knickers at her knees. I didn't need to have a poo, but I decided to sit for a while in case the urge came or I wanted a fart, and in any case I wanted to observe for a bit longer! I heard both other women weeing after I finished. I was quiet, and made myself look as though I was waiting for something else to come out. After a minute they both finished weeing, and sat quietly. I wondered if they both wanted a poo. The woman next to me got up after a minute and flushed after wiping. Under cover of the flush I'm sure I heard a fart from the other woman! After drying her hands she left, and I started to smell a faint aroma of poo. Evidently the other woman was having a poo and had waited for some sound to cover her noises. I heard another quiet plop from her as I waited to see if I would need to do a number two as well. Another woman came in, about my age, and sat opposite me, her jeans and black knickers at her knees. She started to wee as I heard another splash from the other woman. I pushed a bit, but the poo inside me wasn't ready to come out yet. After a minute we all started wiping at the same time. I got a good view of their legs and pubic hair as they did, and I washed my hands and left.
Later on, I felt the urge to release my poo, and popped into a shop to do it in their loos. I went into one of the three cubicles and was able to drop off my half a dozen pieces in privacy since nobody else came in while I was going. When I was sat making sure I was done, though, I heard the door open and two girls come in talking. One of them giggled a bit and said, 'it smells as bad here as at school anyway!' Since it was just after the end of the school day, I figured they were two schoolgirls from a nearby school. Judging by their comments, I guessed they didn't fancy using their school loos to do their business during the day, and that now they needed to use the ones in the shop to take care of whatever they had to do. They went into the other cubicles and I heard them sit. The one next to me had let her skirt drop to around her ankles. I heard wee from them both, and then a fart and two plops as one of them began to release the poo she had been holding in while in class. Her friend giggled and then I heard her let out a turd as well. I wondered if it was something they did regularly- stopping into the shop on their way home every day to make their poo because they didn't want to do it at school and held in their urge. I wiped and left them to it, hearing another couple of plops as I did so.
Hello everybody, I'm angela. I am 26 years old, I weigh about 200 pounds, I have brown hair, and I am a loud and big pooper. So I work at the Cheesecake Factory and today I was serving people and my stomach growled asking for a poop. I went to my boss and asked if I could leave to go to the bathroom for a poop. He said I could go so I walked to the ladies room. There was only one girl who looked my age in the bathroom but it clearly looked like she was pooping. So I took the stall next to her. I pulled my jeans and pink underwear to my ankles and sat down. The seat was so cold. The girl next to me grunted very loudly and farted and I heard a big ploppy splash in her toilet. I started to push and grunted very loudly and farted and poops started coming out of my bumhole which sounded like plip plop plip plop plip plop and then stopped I was farting the whole time during that. The woman next to me asked if i was okay. I said I was, just a big poop. She said yeh me to. And then I noticed it was Christina who works with me. We did a little chit chat, then she started grunting and farting. She said she couldnt get the poop out of her bum. For another 20 minutes me and Christina were dropping big pieces of poop grunting and farting. We both wiped. I pulled my jeans and pink underwear back to my waist from my ankles. When Christina came out her pants were still at her ankles because she needed paper towels to wipe her bum since there was no toilet paper. I could see her vagina in full sight. While Christina pulled her bum cheeks apart to wipe I saw her bum crack and hole and looked like she had diaheria. Thank you for reading and listening to my story. There'll be more stories on the way. Bye bye, love Angela B
Steve A's questionsThese are my answers to Steve A's latest questions which are very good. This is a very real situation because we can hear the two-way radio on our school bus and pretty regularly in our city me and Nathan hear a beep on the radio and drivers are told of a bus accident, stalling, fight on the bus and police being called, a sick student, and what we thought was kind of funny--a driver misjudging a turn and the bus being stuck up against a traffic light pole. We both hope those kind of things never happen to our bus.
Question l: Stuck bus, no bathrooms, but water bottles available. I say use the water bottles for weeing, but there's another thing that might be overlooked: every bus I ride on this large black trashcan up by the driver. We could crap into it, but since its rubber, we wouldn't be able to sit on it so we would have to hover over it. I have seen one guy hurl into it. The driver let him sit on the steps by the door so he would have some privacy.
Question 2: Do I think girls/women are more open about bathroom habits today? Why not. Everyone has to go to the bathroom so why be so secretive about it. Not wanting to use or be seen using a public toilet is like sooo 19th century. In some of the back pages of this forum I've read older posters talking about parents forcing them to sit on the toilet for a half hour or so before they left for school. Then there were other threats used to get them to not use bathrooms away from home. I'm thinking like what????
Question 3: What's the worst traffic jam I've been in and did I have an accident? Its happened a few times during the severe snow and ice storms that start during the school day. However, I've been good about going just after school before I get on the bus. My friend Nathan has had a couple of close calls because he doesn't like to crap at school unless the seats are clean and he isn't going to be hassled by others because most of the guys stalls have no doors. The worst situation one afternoon in January was the 2 1/2 hours we spent on the bus during an ice/sleet storm.
Question 4: Do your bowel habits change while you are on vacation/trip?
Not really. But my family doesn't travel that much. However, when our Student Council visits other schools each month and I have to use different type bathrooms, sometimes it takes a little longer for me to get things going. An example was in February when we visited another school and each toilet cubicle had a large plastic holder with seat papers on the wall behind the toilet. I don't regularly cover the seat, but I decided to try. I must have fumbled with it for three minutes or so before I got in on the seat right. I accidentally got the cut-out tab part wet in the bowl so I had to throw it in and then pull off another. My poo, although soft as usual, was slower in sliding out. As I sat, I noted that two or three users on each side of me didn't even bother with the paper and sat themselves right down. Why they have them I don't know.
Question 5: Do I fear of having an accident in public when I have to go in public? Sometimes, but most of the time I find a bathroom and get myself on the toilet as soon a possible. At movies, I usually try to go some before the film starts. At the mall, after we're at the food court, I'll go in because I know where the bathroom is and I might as well get my wee out of the way.
comments & stuffTo: Alicia first welcome to the site and great about you and your sister Kate it sounds like you have some good stories to tell and it sounds like you had a really good poop and luckily your sister was there to rub your stomach and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Chloe B as always another great story it sounds like you had some pretty good poops that day and it sounds like your sister was having a pretty rough day hopefully she felt better quickly and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Sophia W as always another great pooping story it sounds like you had a really good poop and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Karen C that sucks at least you made it to the toilet each time and didnt have any accidents and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Cristina great story and I bet that woman understood and problay just flushed and did her thing or did here thing then flushed.
To: Abby great story about your big poop at work I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Poppy-Olivia great story.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Extreme Diarrhea During my Periods!In response to the question as to whether or not other girls/women get extreme diarrhea during their periods, I would have to say, absolutely, YES!!! Some of my worst cases have been around that time, and so have some of my worst pooping accidents in my adult life!!! But those would all be several long stories, in and of themselves!
I find it ironic, too, since a lot of men have some idea that we women either 1.) don't poop at all, being the mythical creatures they think we are, or 2.) stop pooping at menarche, then resume after menopause. I find it very maddening that, at age 31, rather than enjoy the rest of my finite number of days left on Earth, I must constantly deal with not 2, but 3 potentially painful bodily functions that require me to sit on a toilet and use lots of paper!
Hey guys! I'm back!
Grad school had me crazy busy but at last I'm free! No story for now. I'm just catching up on everything! Just a quick drop in. I have a few really good stories to tell.
Awkward Moment & SurveyHey, I posted a couple of months back about an awkward experience I had when I was younger. Haven't posted for a while because not much has happened until the other day. I'm 21 from the UK.
So, as I said before, I really don't like having to use public toilets for anything except peeing. I find it embarrassing. The other day I had stayed over at a friend's house and was pretty hungry, so we went out to eat. As soon as I was finished eating, I began to feel an urge (I hadn't been for a few days) and knew what was coming. This is the point most people would excuse themselves and go use the toilets, but he'd obviously know what I was doing if I was gone for a while. So I held it in.
Walking around was hard, but I managed to act like I didn't need the toilet until I said goodbye to my friend. The second he was gone far away enough, I let out a long fart and hurried off to the supermarket nearby. I went in and walked around the aisles for a few minutes, farting a bit more; I didn't want any of the staff to think I was just there to use their toilets. Eventually, I came to the toilets and as soon as I was out of sight hurried in.
There were two cubicles, nobody in either of them, thankfully, and I went into the last one and locked the door. As I was pulling off toilet paper, though, the door opened and somebody came in. I groaned and crossed my legs while I wiped the seat, as I heard them start peeing. While they were washing their hands, I sat down and waited to hear the door open and close. I heard them pull off some towels and dry their hands, and then heard the door close.
Immediately I farted a few times and it started coming out. I bore down a bit as it stretched me; it was fairly big, obviously for the time I had waited. I went up on my toes as it finally curled out and landed in the toilet with a splash. Another splash followed straight after and then a couple smaller ones. I leaned back on the toilet and sighed, quickly flushing as I could already smell the odour rising up between my legs. Then I wiped a few times, flushed again and left the cubicle.
To my surprise, there was a guy stood at the sinks on his phone, not really doing anything, just looking at his phone. I felt myself go red. How long had he been there? He kind of glanced up at me then back at his phone and made no move to leave or go anywhere. I awkwardly walked over and washed my hands without looking at him and then left the bathroom, but he was still in there.
I think he had opened the door and pretended to leave. I'm so embarrassed at the thought that someone just stood there and listened to me having a poo. Maybe it was his fetish or something, maybe he was going to go smell the toilet seat or something when I left. Ugh. I mean I guess I don't mind if someone got their jollies from me doing that, but I was just ashamed. Another reason to not want to use public toilets I guess.
1. When you see a teacher or another adult on the toilet and they see you, do they start up a conversation?
When I was in school here in the UK, teachers always had seperate toilets. I only know this because there were a few times in high school where I couldn't hold it and had to sneak into them to use them, but thankfully, nobody ever caught me.
There was a time in college where a science teacher was in the cubicle next to me while I was having a bad one. While I was gripping the front of the seat and quietly straining, they out of nowhere asked if I was "okay" - in other words, asking if I was constipated. Pretty embarrassing.
2) Are they embarrassed by having to crap without the privacy?
I never heard of a teacher ever getting caught doing that at school.
3) What do the guys say, if anything, when they are in line and see a guy spraying over the seat?
There have been a few times i've heard guys come into cubicles and moan a bit before wiping the seat when they see the pee everywhere, but i've never heard anyone confront someone on it.
4) Then, when its their turn, do they wipe the seat off, hover, or place paper over the seat?
Again, here in the UK we don't really "do" doorless toilets (thank god or I would never be able to go anywhere but home), but you can tell sometimes still from the next door. Like I once heard this kid run into a cubicle next to me and pull his pants down, and after a few moments there was this absolutely massive plop - obviously he was hovering. And the guys who paper the seat you can normally tell because it'll take them a few minutes before they sit down.
Question for the guys who post here: how reluctant are you to poo in a public toilet? Do you hold it in until you're desperate or do you just sit there and go without caring at all? I'm curious because sometimes I feel like the only guy I know who feels awkward about it.
Clogged toilet with massive poopHi all. I went poop a few days ago and managed to clog the toilet then. That was Sunday. Then earlier today, after a few days of being able to pass nothing, I had a really strong urge after my lunch and coffee. My husband was taking a long time in the bathroom though and I was turtleheading, almost pooping my underwear and PJ pants. I was doing everything possible to keep it in. Finally he came out of the bathroom and on the way into the bathroom I said to him "Have to poop really badly. I hope I don't clog the toilet again." Easier said than done! I got all my clothes down, sat on the toilet and got the book/magazine we keep in the bathroom. Then I relaxed and gave a gentle push. It didn't take much to get it out. A huge turd stretched my hole and went into the toilet with no splash. I knew it had to be giant, considering my bowels haven't been co-operating with me lately. I was considering taking a laxative (Sennokot) that I had in the house but I didn't want the unpredictability of when it would start working, especially since we had to go out today. Didn't want the "uh-oh!" feeling or to risk shitting myself. I wanted to take care of my bowel needs at home, on my nice clean toilet, on my own time.
Anyway, I pushed a bit more and nothing else came out so I was done. I stood up to wipe and it was messy, requiring about 4 wipes. I was right. The turd was absolutely MASSIVE! It was dark brown and about 2-2 1/2 feet long. I knew this one wasn't going to go down without a fight. I tried flushing and YUP. Just my luck; the toilet clogged...AGAIN! And this was after drinking lots of water, strong coffee and eating tons of grapes. I had to get my husband to take care of it since we have a stupid, complicated plunger instead of a normal one.
I do feel better though there's still more in there. This morning I kept ripping really loud farts as I was waking up. I usually have bad gas in the morning anyway. lol. My poops have always been giant, even as a little girl. I remember pooping my underwear in my grandpa's truck when I was about 4 (couldn't hold it anymore) and they were sagging. It was like I had a brown tail lol. It was about 2 feet long. For a tiny 4 year old that's huge. And there was no way I could hide that from my mom, grandma and grandpa. Not fun to have to scrub the underwear in the sink.
Mr Clogs glad you liked the story :) I was pretty amused by that interview too. I'm sure if he actually did it he would look a lot more embarrassed and uncomfortable rather than laid back and walking funny. Like in my dream. In the real-life interview though I didn't hear any farting or gross squishing noises, he didn't have a weird look on his face and I didn't see any bulges (though they didn't really show his bum) so I know he didn't actually crap his pants. Meh. *shrugs* Shit happens haha.
Hopefully if I keep up with the healthy eating, water and trying to avoid junk food I can avoid clogging the toilet and poop more often. Though at times it feels good to pass a big solid motion. Still prefer doing a soft one though (though you have to be careful of wet farts. Had way too many of those shart accidents).
Happy pooping, hopefully!
To Michael - How big is big?Hi Michael. Those were large bowel movements for sure. I've posted on and off about my OCD with pooping. I'm 34, Mediterranean ethnicity, and 6' 1" tall and weigh 185 lbs. I am pretty sure that I have large bowel movements on a consistent basis, as my diet is high in fiber and I stay active and fit.
I have two bowel movements daily, one in the morning and one in the evening. They average 12-18 inches of poop, but are usually soft stools, but not mushy. When I miss one of my regular times, I can produce some large poops.
I've written about those on the forum, on pg. 1817 for sure, and others in April and September of 2010, and then one from October of this year. Those were some of the biggest...
I guess what's large depends on our diet, our body size, our appetite and metabolism, and the health of our digestive system.
I thought I'd do a survey. Without further ado, my responses.
Would you rather be constipated or have diarrhea?
After my recent episode of diarrhea, the former more than ever. Having my first accident of adulthood was an experience I'd rather forget!
Do you poo in public?
Yep. My parents taught me to use any available toilet for whatever I needed to do from the time I began sitting on them. High school was rough, but I eventually became more comfortable with my body and going in public when needed.
Do you get constipated or have diarrhea more often?
I tend more towards constipation, though it's hardly ever serious enough to warrant any intervention.
Do you like the auto-flush toilets?
I'm not really a fan of the auto-flushers at all to be honest. Between the awkwardness of potentially wet cheeks if the flush goes off while the user is still seated and their tendency to do no favors to people who prefer to wipe standing up (like me) I'll pass.
Do you like unisex bathrooms?
Yeah, they help overcome the constructed repression of gender binaries. We all have to go, after all.
Have you ever laughed so hard that you've tinkled in your pants?
On a couple of wine-fueled instances, yes.
Clogged a friend's toilet--yikes!Anyone ever clog a toilet at a friend's house?
I've done it at my house a few times, but never at a friend's house. This was a first for me.
I often have pretty big poop, I just always have since I started puberty basically. At home my parents never caused any clogs, but I would clog it a few times a year. Never had anything overflow, the plunger was enough.
But today at a friend's house I did another one of my patented big logs in the toilet (it was worse than usual because it was 2 days' worth of poop lol). I should've flushed first before wiping, but I didn't. And it was too much. The toilet filled almost to the top--clogged. I was so mortified. I got out the plunger, but it just wasn't working and I was afraid to move the plunger too much lest the water splash. Anyway, after like 10 minutes of that, and a little bit of panic, I finally got it to go down. I wiped up the smallest amount of splash and there was no overflow thankfully.
I was in the bathroom for so long...and I'm sure the noise of the plunging could be heard. Luckily my friend and his parents didn't say anything, but wow -_- I'm so embarrassed to go back there now lol.
Anyone else experience something like that?
To PatI experience the exact opposite. I need to hold it back in order to have bigger and relieving movements, otherwise it's a small movement. Forgotten movements never happen to me. If you're a man and you eat a lot of different food it really gets challenging doing this over time, so my biggest hold time as for now is 3 days. Lately, i tried to break this limit, but on the fourth day's early morning i started suffering a bad bout of flu (which however only gave me a really bad sinusitis) so i felt too much miserable to keep holding it in and went. Even then, i felt a major urge, even if i've never experienced turtleheading (must be due to my PT level).
I've never felt it get stuck, however, even after holding it in so long. It would literally rush out of me and it's still hard but it won't hurt. And i don't experience farting when having that kind of movement, unlike a lot of posters here with similar experiences (mostly women though, and mostly due to forgotten movements or lack of urge, although a few have held it in).
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Forgot to poop yesterdayI suffer from occasional bouts of colitis. Also, living off of bar food tends to lead to some interesting poops. I usually go in the morning.
Every once in a while, I forget to go in the morning. This only happens when my colon is in tip top shape so I don't feel major urgency. The next day, however, when I wake up, it's a memorable motion. It's quite hard to start, and often gets stuck.
Anyone else have this problem?
Me and my SisterHi, I'm Alicia and I have a sister named Kate. We are twins who do everything together: We sleep in the same room, like the same boy, and tell each other EVERYTHING. The only thing we don't do together is: we don't have the same classes. But we walk to and from school together. We both also go to the bathroom together. We live in a small apartment with our parents, and it has only one bathroom. This is a sample of Kate and my usual weekday morning:
6:00 am: The alarm clock in our room goes off. Kate and I wake up. Jumping out of bed, I grab two smoothies that we made last night out of the fridge. I kiss my mom and dad good-bye, as my dad is a lawyer and my mom is a nurse and they go to work now. I then go back to our room. We drink our morning smoothies. I pack our backpacks while Kate makes our beds. We will have selected our clothing the day before, and me leave them on our bed.
6:30 am: we go to the bathroom. We place our clothes on a shelf above the toilet. We both remove our pajamas. If it is Monday, Wednesday, or Friday, then we will fold our pajamas and put them on our beds. If it is Tuesday or Thursday, we will put in in the hamper. Then, one of us will sit on the toilet and begin to poo. While one of us poos, the other will brush their teeth and wash their face. Then, they will do their hair (we both have brown hair almost to our waists). We will chat while this is going on. Then, when the one on the toilet is finished, the relieved one of us will wipe and wash off our @$$ in the bathtub while the other begins to poop. When we are both ready, we will get dressed and go to school.
On this particular day, Kate defecated first. When she was done, I had my hair in a cute braid down my back. When it was my turn, I sat on the toilet and began to push. A thick log fell onto Kate's pre made mess and I sighed. Then, I pushed lightly again and runnier poop came out. Before long, I was attacked with a case of diarrhea. Liquid poo was trickling out of my butt. Kate came over and rubbed my stomach. When I was finally done, I wiped, cleaned off, and we walked to school.
Day full of poopingHey guys it's Chloe and today I'm gonna tell about about my interesting day full of pooping experiences. Also a big thanks to Sophia W! I like your stories too!
So yesterday I woke up and immediately went to the bathroom and got dressed. After breakfast everyday I always poop but today my sister had beaten me to it ( she's 13, about 5'5 and has blonde hair and a good figure) I knocked and told her to hurry up but she said she was having diarreaha so I had to hold my poop in.
When I got to school I went to the girls bathroom and found it full. A lot of girls choose to poop in the morning. I waited a good 10 minutes and then I ran out of time and had to get to class! I could hold it in but it was pretty uncomfortable. I got to class and asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom and he said yes. I went down to the bathroom and there were only 4 people in there and all were peeing. I took a stall and pulled down my jeans and Victoria's Secret navy panties to my knees. A long snake curled out of my butt and landed in the bowl. I noticed I had a small skidmark in my panties but that's normal when I hold in big poops. I farted and heard a girl at the sink giggle. I didn't really find it offensive because I mean hey I had to poo. I let out another fart with a turd and heard the girl go "EW gross!" But I didn't care. She left and I was the only one in the bathroom by this point. I wiped 3 times and left the toilet unflushed. I returned to class and didn't have to go until soccer last period. After workouts I had to pee and went in to the locker room bathrooms. There were 5 stalls and took the 2nd. I pulled down my shorts and peed while a girl that is from France who moved here was taking a dump in the first stall. She kept on grunting followed by plops. I stayed on the toilet just to see her exit. As we exited I saw her buttcrack as didn't pull her shorts all the way up and I was tempted to say something.
Later that day I was at dinner with my family and my sis went to the bathroom. She apparently had had diarreaha 3 times at school and had to again. I went to check on her and found her in a stall. She had purple panties at her ankles. I heard mushy poop squirt out of her. She was slinking up the bathroom! I asked if she was ok and she said her stomach really hurts. I heard her fart and heard some water splatter the toilet. The people walking in and out gave us looks of either sympathy or awkwardness. After another round of diarreaha she rolled of the toilet paper and wiped about 7 times. She flushed and washed her hands we went home and gave her some medicine to help her stomach. At home I was getting ready for bed and I felt the urge for one final poop of the day. I was in a tee shirt and had on these pink VS panties with zig zag pink stripes. I pulled them down to my ankles and let out a long poop snake. I then let out 3 turds. I pooped out a final mini log and wiped 5 times and went to bed. Hope you guys enjoyed my story! Bye!
Huge dump/sore anusThis past weekend, I went to several parties with my friends in a local college town. It was pretty crazy and of course I wasn't exactly eating very well or very regularly. That kinda screwed up what is usually pretty regular pooping for me. The first day I took Pepto Bismol (because I was feeling sick from drinking a lot) and it caused me to have almost black poop--it was really weird looking. Either way, after that I didn't go for a couple days.
When I finally went, I had such a big poop. It was one of those ones where I just sat on the toilet pushing for a while and nothing was actually coming up. I kept feeling my anus starting to open, but then the turd wouldn't come out lol. Finally I got it to poke out and after that it wasn't so bad, but it felt huge and it took a while to fully get out. When I looked in the toilet (because I always look), it was like a foot long and a couple inches wide (it smelled terrible). After my anus was so sore, it hurt when I was just walking -_-
Took a little while for that to go back to normal lol. That's what happens when I don't go very often, but I keep eating a lot.
Response to Sonya Sue's questions (guys in public toilets)1. When you see a teacher or another adult on the toilet and they see you, do they start up a conversation?
At my school, most of the stalls are doorless. I've only seen one teacher pants down on the toilet. It was in one of the largest bathrooms, about 15 stalls, and during passing period lot of guys had to walk past him. A couple waved and gave him shout outs. He had his slacks and boxers all the way down to the floor and he looked pretty relaxed. Once at the mall, I saw 2 construction workers crapping away and talking to another in two adjacent stalls. At the urinal, with my backs to them, I could hear them joking around. There was some cussing and one told the other he had eaten too much and that's why he was having trouble getting it out. And at the park when I was riding my bike and I stop to pee, I've seen it several times. Some are joggers and in a 1:1 situation in a small bathroom most just say Hi or comment on the weather. One guy was in a business suit, and had thrown his tie over his shoulder so it wouldn't get wet from the front of the toilet bowl. When I walked into the 1-staller, he immediately apologized as he was blasting out his diarrhea. He said something about drinking too much the previous day and not wanting to chance it by holding it until he got to his next appointment. I had to hold back my laughter as I directed my stream into the urinal.
2) Are they embarrassed by having to crap without the privacy?
At my school, I know I am. But it is much more than that. Those of us who are younger and physically smaller are hassled by the older guys whether we're at a urinal or on the toilet. Some guys hold their craps until after school and then they go at one of the fast food places as they walk home. Some hold it until they get home. Three of my friends are on the science team with me and they go across the street and crap before coming back to school and our science team work sessions. They've told our teacher who is a woman and she is very sympathetic. I've also seen a type of buddy system used between classes at my school. One guy's on the stool and a friend stands in the doorway to give him privacy. The problem is that when the friend finally gets on the toilet, the tardy bell rings and he has to hold it.
3) What do the guys say, if anything, when they are in line and see a guy spraying over the seat?
This is a big problem at my school, but I've seen it at arenas and elsewhere too. It is not just really young kids fumbling with their organ as they start their stream. I've seen some guys deliberately blast away on the seat like they are spraying it down to kill insects. (My uncle's an exterminator and I've gone with him on a few calls). If I say anything at school, I'll get hassled even worse by the older guys so I just stay quiet. At the mall, there was this boy who was so young that it was probably the first time he was allowed to go in on his own. I walked in just as he dropped his drawers and underwear all the way to the floor, and I could see that he aim probably wasn't going to be good. I walked in around him and quickly threw the seat up. A guy standing behind me thanked me and made a comment about him not wanting to get his butt waterlogged.
4) Then, when its their turn, do they wipe the seat off, hover, or place paper over the seat?
Back when I was pre-school age and my parents took me into public bathrooms, they would place toilet paper strips over the sides, back and front of the toilet when I had to use it. I somewhat remember mom getting mad when I moved around too much and got off the paper. Now that I've started high school, I'm trying to get away from covering the seats because it causes me to be hassled by others and there's usually not that much toilet paper left anyway. Also the toilets in G wing of my school have those pre-cut squares to wipe with and there's no way they are going to stay on the seat. Some guys wipe the seat off first, but most don't take the time. A couple of times at the mall, I've walked into a stall, seen a wet seat and gotten another stall to crap in. Then some guy, comes in and plops himself onto the seat and in to someone else's pee. I just don't understand that, but its none of my business, I guess.
Another story of todayThree minutes before I left the house, I felt a slighte urge to poop. I quick went to the bathroom and pushed a small piece out. In school I did a pee in both breakes. They were quick. The second time I peed, the girl left of me farted the whole time very noisy. After school I went with some friends in the town and we looked for clothes, some other stuff. We went to a Burger King because we wanted to visit the toilet. But before wet ate a bit and drank a coffee. The toilets there were clean but they have just a metal bowle, so I did not sit on it. I was in squatting position over it and I think my two other friends did it too. I put some paper in the loo because of splashes and I did not need to push and my poop went out of me. My very segnificant and soft sweet pepper poop fel with loud thuds on the paper. I was in the stall far left. To my right my friend F. peed very urgently. Beside her was A. and she did also a poop but with a soft moaning and straining. I needed very much of the thin paper to whipe. When I flushed I feared the toilet will flood, but it did not.
Now before sleeping I needed to pee and poop again and so did my sister combine shower and peeing before going to sleep. I closed the lid after I was done with one log. I hope she does not forget to flush.
Does someone of you pee or poop often outside?
Do you use unisex toilets and if, do you only pee or also poop?
Answers to SurveyThese are my answers to the survey:
1) Would you rather be constipated or have diarrhea?
Constipated, definitely. Though it is easily the more unpleasant of the two, it is easier to contain.
2. Do you poo in public?
Sometimes. Though I prefer not to, Sometimes it can't be helped.
3. Do you get constipated or have diarrhea more?
I would probably have to say diarrhea.
4. Do I like the auto-flush toilets?
Um, No! What is the satisfaction of pooping without looking at your work? auto-flush gets rid of that.
5. Do you like unisex bathrooms?
They are what they are. Except for that time when I had diarrhea and a man walked in on me.\
6. Have you ever laughed so hard that you've tinkled in your pants?
Yes. Many times.
End Stall Em
Steve A's Survey/My AnswersI haven't posted in more than 3 years, but I've maintained my interest in the matters discussed and have been a regular reader of the board. By the way I'm 19 now and a freshman in college.
Steve A's Survey:
What would I do if I was stuck on a bus with no bathrooms on board? I'm allowed a bottle or 2. Actually this has happened to me. I'm a bowler and our high school's team did combine with five other schools to charter a bus to take us to state, regionals and nationals. It was nothing but a cheap school bus which was all we could afford. The driver would stop at a rest stop about every two hours or so but in the rural areas that was not always possible. So we agreed not to draw much attention to it and use our water bottles. I was amused by some of the guys who were comparing how warm their urine was in the really cheap water bottles. What did they expect. Our coaches son who was 8 and traveled with us was especially inquisitive and told me not to grip my bottle too hard because it might leak.
Do I think girls/women today are more open about their bathroom habits?
Yes. I especially think its true among those of us who are younger. Perhaps it can be called an element of bonding, because unless we try to cover it up or hide it, its something we all do and have in common. My attitude has also been shaped by my grandma who surprised me years ago when she was so open about her bodily functions, occasional use of laxatives and her suspicion that one's bladder contracts as bit as they age. We've traveled a lot each summer and she has few inhibitions.
What is the worst traffic jam I've been in and did I have an accident?
I was in 5th grade and our bus had stalled because the engine just gave out. We were in a rural area which is the route the driver took to avoid a lot of traffic jams that were caused by road construction. It was in the fall and the afternoon of open house for parents that evening.They want to clean and then keep the bathrooms clean for parents on such days. Our designated bathroom was locked early right after school and I hadn't wanted to do my crap on class time because we lost 1/2 merit points if we signed out for the bathroom more than once a day. So I had been holding my crap. I was desperate and luckily that day I had worn a dress, so at the last possible time I grabbed my lunch bag which had some crackers and an extra apple in it left over from lunch. I lowered my underwear just as much as necessary, and with just my tailbone on the seat, I let go of about a 6 inch turd. Then I quickly pulled my underwear up. Luckily the immature boys sat toward the front of the bus (forced to by the driver). I used my foot to slide the bag under the seat in front of me. I did it slowly and pushed it against the side of the bus so that there was less chance of it tipping over. I had to lie twice to my mom about it. She believed my story about the school running out of toilet paper (due to my skidmarked underwear) and that I had lost my lunch bag.
Do my bowel habits change when I'm on a vacation/trip? Yes, and that's why me and my grandma have had so many discussions about it when we're traveling together. I get "clogged up" (her words) and she takes laxatives to prevent it from happening to her. We were at movie once when I was like 6 or 7 and I remembered how she chuckled when two guys were joking about the size and smell of their "dumps."
Do you fear having an accident in public when you have to go? Only when the lines are long and there's not movement. Grandma's a retired professional woman and very well educated. In situations that are avoidable, she encourages me to try to go when restrooms are open and available. She says that helps "mitigate" problems that might arise later.
P.S. It's great to be back on the forum!!!
Huge blowout, probably mild food poisoningHey guys, sorry it's been so long since I've posted but that's really a good thing, right?
I believe I had a mild form of food poisoning that probably took some time to incubate. Last friday after work a little boy from next door (we'll call him "Justin" to protect his identity, he also takes drum lessons from me once a week and he's my brightest pupil, I think of him as almost a nephew) came over just as I was parking my car after I came home from work and invited me over to his house as his family was having a big bbq dinner to celebrate the end of the cool weather. How could I resist the great southern cooking? (They're from Alabama and really know how to eat, I just LOVE southern food!). I was famished and too tired to cook so how could I resist?
Okay, so I told the kid I'd be over as soon as I showered, washed my hair, and got into some comfy clothes, and he told me to just throw on some jeans and a t-shirt so I did just that. When I got there the kid and I threw the frisbee around with some of his siblings and cousins, and during the course of it all I drank a few beers from an ancient coleman ice chest.
The meal was a small beef steak along with slow BBQ/smoked spare ribs with the most delicious hot/spicy/savory homemade sauce, creamy-sweet coleslaw, loaded baked potato, blackeyed peas with hunks of bacon, crispy corn bread, and best of all the collard greans with hamhocks. The mom knew I'm a big fan of onion rings so she made a large "loaf" of beer battered onion rings and set that dish right in front of me with a big bottle of Hunt's ketchup which is my favorite. And for a double dessert there was a slice of hot peach pie with a big slice of melted cheese on top and after that a creamy homemade banana pudding made the old fashioned way with vanilla wafers and real bananas and a scoop of vanilla ice cream with a tall glass of ice cold milk. I couldn't resist--I had to have seconds!
After dinner we sat around a while and talked, I was feeling more than a bit stuffed. I was offered a glass of homemade blackberry wine and after that at around 10:30 I felt really "weird" and sleepy so I excused myself to go back home. I then changed into my nightgown to get ready for bed and tuned into an old episode of Perry Mason on DVD. Stomach felt funny so I fixed myself an alka seltzer, drank it, then went outside for some fresh air. Soon I felt like I could vomit so I went back inside and wound up dozing off on the sofa while watching Six Million Dollar Man also on DVD. It was the Venus Death Probe part 1 episode.
Woke up at 3 in the morning, promptly burped or "vurped" next thing I know my mouth is full of puke then I hustled to the kitchen to spit it out in the garbage disposal. Seconds later I felt another rush up my esophagus and heaved most of my dinner into the garbage disposal several more times, it was uncontrollable; tasted really greasy and awful and I don't think I can eat fries or onion rings for a long time now which I actually see as an advantage, rigtht?. When I stopped throwing up I didn't really feel better but ... . Went to the bathroom to wash my hands and face and get cleaned up, slipped into a pair of slacks and a clean t-shirt and sneakers to go out and throw away the kitchen trash bag I'd also thrown up in plus the pukey rags I'd used to clean up the sink and surrounding counter. Didn't know what caused me to get sick, maybe too much rich dessert, maybe it was the fried food which I'm not used to, too much greasy food in general, food that's different from my normal diet, I don't know.
Needed some gingerale to settle my stomach so I drove to a local 24 hour convenience store, the clerk asked me if I was alright, he said I looked kind of sick and pale so I told him I just ate something bad for dinner which was true and left it at that. Got home and started sipping the gingerale and soon after that's when the diarrhea started. The gingerale stopped the nausea but at the same time pulled the trigger for the diarrhea! I blew massive loads of my dinner out the other end and the funny part is that when I looked in the bowl I saw whole large collard leaves (when I was eating them they were small and stringy and looked cooked, but when they came out my other end they appeared not much different than they would have looked when they were growing in the garden!!! How weird is that!). I blew the stuff out my other end and there were these huge collard green leaves that had expanded out and looking at them in the bowl they were in perfect form!!
I was freaked out. Had explosive diarrhea about every half hour until around 8 in the morning, thankfully by then all the collard greens had for the most part passed through my system. Had to call in to work to let them know I would be late coming in because I was sick and I'd be a few hours late. On the way to work stopped in at Wally World and got some Immodium, didn't help at first but fixed me right up by around noon and I was able to finish my shift witout incident, but my stomach still felt upset until Sunday afternoon. A co-worker who knew I was sick "invited" me to a burger for lunch just to get a reaction from me so I told him okay I accept as long as he doesn't mind if I crap all over his new truck! So yeah, the guys got a good laugh out of my misery. Still wish I knew exactly what got my stomach sick though. I'm thinking it was probably just too much greasy food at once. What do you think?
Laest bathroom experience this morningThis morning I got up about 7:15AM and needed to use the bathroom. I had to pee so I grabbed a cup that I keep in my room to pee in at night. So I peed my morning urine into it filling it about half way, the cup holds 32 oz. by the way. I could feel a bowel movement coming, so I had to make a trip to the bathroom. I was going to poop in the cup but decided to poop on the floor. I put some toilet paper down the floor and got into position. Since I just got up, it's hard for me to poop on cue, so I had to give a bit of a push to get things going. I made some turds averaging about 5 inches in length on the toilet paper while squatting down. I had to control the flow because some got on the tile floor, luckily it was hard and dry. I remained squatted on the floor for the next few minutes squeezing the rest of the poop out. My knees were getting tired so I scooped up the poop and dumped it in the toilet and squeeze one more log out. I wiped up, poured the piss filled cup in the toilet, washed my hands and brushed my teeth and brewed me a cup of tea. Squatting has helped out a lot, along with healthy eating, drinking tea, water and no heavy soft drinks like sodas and stuff. I have to wait to use the bathroom, my folks is using it now and I have to pee again.
How big is big? A question for allMy name's Michael. I'm 18 years old, and I have posted under here before, but not in a few months. Before that I went as Ricky and posted my story about pooping in my last house after I moved, and that was quite a shit. And then before that, I posted as Tym, I only however, posted once or twice on that name.
I'm a runner, I was. I still run time to time, but not as often, as school is almost out now. I'm tall and lanky, have some muscle, but barely, if any body fat. Sometimes I think I have too much control over my body, haha.
Anyways, for the past couple of months, I wanted to ask you guys a question. How big do you consider "big" or "large" for you?
I shit usually everyday, to every other day, and it's usually one large log that sits in the toilet. Very rarely do I poop out more than one turd. However, my poop to me is normal, and healthy. However to many people in my past it's "huge" and "large". People ask how long it's been since I gone, and I just say a day, or two. My BM's are usually anywhere from 8-12 inches long (Thank you ruler/toilet paper), and about 2-3 inches thick. I try to keep low off of junk food, and exercise at least 3-4 times a week. (Bah, yeah right.)
Today was no different. I had pooped yesterday, but it was long and skinny. It was about 1 inch thin, but a 12 inches tall. I had been farting and cramping all day, and I wanted to poop at home, at my normal time, 3pm. I'm not afraid of using public bathrooms, I just don't want to feel rushed, and to be honest, I feel weird if I leave class, then come back, and people know I pooped. Heh.
I stopped by the bathroom during my last period, and it was locked so I had to go to the next hall over. I opened the door and I smelled the usual shit smell. This hall in particular, always has someone shitting. And there were 2 stalls occupied out of the 3. I went to the first one and blowed my nose, and threw the tissue in the toilet. Right then the boy from the next stall over just stood up and left, without flushing. I stood there till he left, then went into the adjacent stall. I was dissapointed, it was just a small rabbit turd.
Back to today, I had jogged earlier today, so I hoped that would move things alone. At my usual time, which is 3pm or 15h00, I headed to the bathroom. I felt some cramps, but not too many as I sat myself on the toilet. I began to push and felt a very sharp pain on my hole, but I leaned forward and pushed. I heard a "ttttttttttthtttttt" sound as it slid out, as well as a couple of farts. When I farted the third time I heard a big splash, and then another one right after. I pushed after that, but there was nothing left. I sat back up, only to notice a very strong poop smell. I stood up and turned around to see my work.
The turd was a darker, cocoa brown. It was 2-3 inches thick. (I put the toilet paper next to it, and that's what it measured.) and one piece was 8-9 inches long, and there was a big piece sitting next to it about 4-5 inches long. All in all it was a good poop. I wiped my ass, and had no qualms about flushing, since my toilet can handle very large loads apparently, it isn't the strongest, but the hole is so big nothing gets clogged. I reached down and pushed the handle, and it all went down the drain, although the second piece had a bit of trouble, leaving a few skidmarks.
A great shit indeed! Now I'm sitting here farting.
To Amy (and Lisa)Very interesting story! Would love to hear more from you about your daily habits, particularly about the times when you and your sister are together when one (or both) of you is taking a dump.
Does Lisa always have a crap first thing in the morning? What about you, Amy - what time of day do you normally have one?
I live in Europe. I have a story not about myself but about my sister. Together with two of her best friends she went for a long biking trip last summer. She told that they often had to go to toilet somewhere in nature, behind a bush or like, not only to pee but also to poop.
So here's a story it's not too crazy but a bit embarrassing.
I was waiting in the waiting room of my hospital for a routine blood test and check up. There were a good 20 people waiting for this test as they hold it only on a Wednesday. And if you miss your call you could be waiting for a good hour or so to be called again.
Anyway I needed to use the bathroom and wanted to be quick as I knew I would probably be called soon. I went to the toilet and lucky enough had a nice poo, it was one perfect log. As I was wiping I heard my name being called so I wiped quickly and luckily it was quite clean. I flushed and pulled up my pants. As I was getting up to leave I saw my poo come floating back up. I tried to flush again but the toilet was slowly refilling so I just left and hoped nobody was waiting.
Unfortunately the worst possible person was standing right there waiting to go. It was the woman I was sitting beside and was talking to for a little while in the waiting room. I left anyway and had my blood test. When I returned I had to sit beside her again as my scarf was on the chair. We talked a bit more but I new I was probably going red, I was so embarrassed because I knew she seen my poo. I don't know why but it's just embarrassing knowing she seen exactly what I produced, smell and everything. The fact that she can put a face on the poo I done.
Bridget: I enjoyed your last post about you and your friend getting back at your old boss and your latest one about your friend taking an enema and pooping into the plastic container. Keep the posts coming.
Annie: I enjoyed your post about clogging the toilet and the Paul Hester interview.
Monica: I enjoyed your post about pooping on the balcony.
Shelly: You're right about that title. I enjoyed your details of that encounter. All I can say that's love and dedication.
Well that's all for now, keep the posts coming. If I have something to post, I will share.
I had take a dump a at work today I got there first thing this morning I just drunk my monster energy drink then a hour later I lean to the side and let a silent but deadly fart then my belly started rolling then I runned to the bathroom I sat down and dropped a 12"long 4"wide and then drop a second turd then I let another big fart then I wipe
Regarding the teachers using student toilets discussion, I don't remember ever seeing any of my teachers using our loos, but some of them probably did because the staff toilets were at one end of the building, and quite a long way from some of the classrooms. I saw the female teachers going into the staff loos quite often, though, and once or twice when walking past the door as someone went in or out I could see the three cubicles inside, which were sometimes occupied with knickers and skirts down around feet! Once I saw my chemistry teacher hurrying from the science building, which was separate and had no loos, to the main building, seemingly in a rush and looking like she was searching for somewhere to do an urgent wee or poo! A couple of times my English teacher told us to carry on working by ourselves for a bit because she was desperate to go to the loo, to do a poo I suspect, but I never saw a teacher in the students toilets myself.
To Tlana, a Question, and A story Similar To Bridget's Oneok, first Tlana, in my opinion, I think that the student should get to us the stall first because the teacher doesn't have a specific time that he or she has to get to class. Teachers can be a couple minutes late whereas students at my school get detention if they are late for class. At my school there is no staff loung and bathroom. Everyone uses the same bathroom and the teachers eat in the lunch room or in their classroom. Using the same bathroom as a teacher can be quite embarrassing sometimes, especially when you are the school nerd and teacher's pet like I am.
Now for my story, So I read Bridget's story and wanted to try something similar. On Saturday I filled myself with 2L of the laxatives and started to play POTTERMORE which I am obsessed with at the moment. I was aiming to hold it for 30 min and actually reached 37 min. At that point I had to go and ran to my bathroom. As soon as I sat down I exploded with brown water. It was extremely relieving. I didn't even bother wiping. I just got into the shower and cleaned up. Any way, that was my little experiment.
(Girls Only Anwser Please)
Lastly I was wondering if anyone else got extreme diarrhea while on their periods?
That is pretty much it,
comments & stuffTo: Bridget as always another great story it sounds like she had a really good and desperate cleanout and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
A few comments
Hi, my name is Hailey. I've been reading this site for a while now and I'm amazed with all the interesting stories this site has to offer!
A few quick comments:
Bridget: I really enjoyed your story about leaving such a present for your boss with your friend Selena. Sounds like you both had fun doing it! Please tell me more about that interesting message you got on Monday. What was your bosses' reaction to your new additions to his office? Also, nice story about using the enema with your friend. Must have been Really hard for her to hold in nearly 3L of water for over 20 minutes. How was she like while holding it? And I love your posts! Please post more stories of this kind. Thanks.
Erin (Riley's Mom): Great story about your daughter peeing in the car. You're so supportive of her! Since she peed in her pants and panties, did your daughter have to clean up afterwards? Do you plan to have her do this again soon?
And please post any more stories you have!
How to get stuck poop back inWhat do you do if youre having trouble going poop in public and gets stuck?
I've been sitting on the toilet at target for 2 hours and there's a huge poop stuck halfway in halfway out and won't buldge.
I'm sweating and getting nervous because I don't know what to do. I'm going to call my doctor but how do I get it back in so I can get out of here?
Monday, April 27, 2015
Questions for Siford & guys on the forumYou give us some interesting information, Siford. When you see a teacher or another adult on the toilet and they see you do they start up a conversation? Are they embarrassed by having to crap without privacy? What do the guys say, if anything, when they are in line and see a guy spraying over the seat? Then when it is their turn, do they wipe it off, hover, or place paper liner over the seat? There could be a lot of story possibilities here. Who wants to start?
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