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Hey, I saw there are a few farting surveys on here. I've talked about my best friend Clare in previous posts and I decided to get her to do them as it would be fair to say I've heard her fart a few times in the past. I didn't tell her they were for this website, I just told her I'd seen them on the internet somewhere. Clare texted me the answers to these and I put them on here. Its a good job we have unlimited texts! after a little bit of probing, she agreed and found it funny as she knows how random I am. Bear in mind when reading that this is her talking to me.

1. Do you think farting is funny? only when you do it and go all embarrassed.
2. What's your reaction when random people fart in public? I try to move away if I smell a fart in public if its rank.
3. Have you ever farted in public before? well, yes but not often and I really try not to.
4. What's your longest fart? ehh, one of those ones you do after a pee probably.
5. Did you ever fart in class at school before? not sure, maybe at primary school but never at high school
6. What are your and other people's reactions when someone farts in class? embarrassed for them, its just rancid when someone does that
7. Based on your opinion, in a relationship, when should couples start farting around each other? If I had a boyfriend I honestly don't think I could ever fart in front of him and I would hate it if he farted in front of me
8. Based on your opinion, Which gender do you think farts more? Guys or Girls? guys fart more on the whole but having said that girls fart a lot, when we're with the girls we all fart at least once in the night.

1.)Are you usually gassy? ehh, not overly gassy. it all depends on what I've eaten or when I was last at the toilet.
2.)How often do you pass gas? On average maybe 3 times a day but it could be more and there have been days when I've not farted.

3.)Do you pass gas in public? unless I am really desperate and it's hurting me then no. I'll try to go to the toilet if I'm desperate for a fart though.
4.)What kind of farts do you rip?(long, loud, silent, etc)I don't have a specific breed of fart. I think you'd agree that they were loud. I probably do a combination of them all depending where I am, what ive eaten etc.
5.)What food gives you the most gas? indian, I genuinely try not to eat them. Im on the toilet all evening and then farting all night after one haha.
6.)Are you embarrassed passing gas? yes. its not a very lady-like thing to do is it.
7.)Do you pass gas around people? I fart with you all the time. only really close family, friends and a few of my football teammates.
8.)Have you ever passed gas while talking to someone?
9.) Worst gas you've ever had? during some big football matches when I am nervous
10.) Any misc stories you might have: no

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: SC it sounds like Lizzy gave you a great show.

To: Lara great story

To: Hermes great story about Paige she sounds like an interesting girl.

To: Claire and Crystal great stories.

To: Jemma it sounds you just made it to the toilet in time.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Post Title (optional)To Kyra and Clare

Thank you for posting your confessions,I thought for awhile I was the only one who held their poo. I posted a few weeks ago about myself who also is a chronic poo holder. Even while I am typing this message I am holding it back. It is early in the morning here and I often need a poo as soon as I get up. I have chores to do when I get up, such as feed a heap of animals.So generally speaking I hold from the time I rise, for the duration of my chores, morning coffee then breakfast.

I often loose the urge and when it comes shower time and getting dressed I just don't go to the toilet. I try to hold it throughout the day when I am at work . My panties sometimes have skidmarks from holding too long,especially in the morning before I shower. But in my previous post I mentioned that I was working on a Saturday morning, I had just began working there. Well I needed to poo pretty badly the whole time I was there . On my way home it got pretty desperate, I thought for a moment I was going to crap myself in the car. I have done that before, it was awful, but relieving .

Soon as I parked the car in the garage and got out I just lost it. Completely loaded my panties and wet myself as a bonus, joking lol. I always enjoy the immense relief it gives me.

I had better head off to the toilet and do a few things , I can feel the pressure building now.............. Bye all hagd Debbie xx


Post Title (optional)To Claire

Sorry I left the "I" out of your name last time , you are more than welcome to post a few of your experiences . Seems like we have something in common.................Debbie

To the person who asked about today's sit on the loo.

Actually, today was unusual one. Usually, I start with big hard motion which break up into pieces, maybe 4, or 6. But today was very soft motion which fell out of my bottom. I felt very comfortable because my bottom open very wide with no effort, and stayed open about 5 seconds while motion poured out. Then I stayed on loo about 5 minutes and relaxed, and sometimes small motion came out. Then I flushed because the loo was full. Then I sat down again and after about 2 minutes my bottom opened very wide again. And big soft motion came out again. About same size. Then some more little ones and then finished. I used toilet shower, then dried my bottom, then flushed and came out feeling good. About 13 minutes, maybe.

To the person who said about in the West there is same taboo.

Are you man or woman? Because in Japan, and Korea, it's OK that man stay in the loo long time and do a lot of motions. But woman has to finish quickly and do only tiny motion. Only woman. But my parents never say such a thing. They also stay long time.



another accident

Hi. Im back because I wet my pants again. My mom wants me to wear my Attends pullups during the day for awhile instead of just at night as I have done my whole life. I had an accident at church tonight. I kept trying to hold it because it seems like people stare at me if I walk out in the middle of service to go the toilet. Maybe I just think they stare but it feels that way. I kept holding and holding and finally my mom was like "do you need to go potty, Christa?" She didn't wait for me to answer she just whispered, "go to the bathroom right now." But I had waited too late, and i was already peeing down my legs and on the carpet. All I could do was tell her my pants were wet and try not to cry. She took me back to the bathroom and helped me change into the dry panties and pants I always carry in my bag. On the way home, a few hours later (we stayed for potluck),we got stuck in traffic and I had another accident. Now my mom wants me to wear my pullups all day for awhile. I try not to have accidents. its not like im lazy. I just don't know why I still wet my pants so much.


Recent days

Hello out there, poopers & writers! About two weeks ago I had a brief--and very rare--bout of constipation. On the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th of April I had very difficult bowel movements, and not as many as usual. Up to that day, I had been having two b.m.'s per day, occasionally three; but on those three days it was a struggle to do that. I would go in and sit, but nothing--or perhaps a few plunky pebbles--would come out. I finally had to sit for what seemed like hours, but was really perhaps ten minutes, to get a decent amount of poop out. I didn't bleed or anything, but I surely felt exhausted afterwards. I hoped this was not going to be a new norm of my pooping. I had corresponded with a friend a few states north of here, and she told me that when she was constipated, she never did anything drastic, but just let nature take its course, and sooner or later her normal bowel movements returned. I did the same, and nature did, indeed, take its course. On the 4th, my first poop was large, but terribly difficult to get out. I sat and strained; I stood and hovered and strained; I got up on the toilet rim and squatted and strained; I even put some liquid soap on one finger and inserted it into my rectum to aid in expelling my poop. Finally it came out, but what an effort!

An hour later, I felt the urge again. Knowing that my first movement, though large, was nowhere near all that was in there, I went in and sat on the toilet. To my great relief, I was able to go immediately: six smooth slightly-thinner pieces came out quickly, a medium-large bowel movement, and after it I felt empty. Since then I have had no more constipated movements, though my pace has definitely slowed somewhat. This morning I have already pooped: four thick hefty pieces 3-5" long plus a little pleeper; nice hard push to start, but easy exit after that. It was a good, satisfying movement, and I expect I may have another one later, possibly after breakfast.

Do you ever have what feels like a good bowel movement and then, while sitting there, after a pause feel that you have to go again, and do some more? I call those feelings impulses or waves of poop, and that happens to me maybe once or twice a month. Yesterday one of my movements started with about seven smooth, decent-sized pieces. As usual, I continued sitting to see if that was all; about three minutes later, my rectum filled up again, and I pushed out several more smooth pieces. After that, I felt finished, so I wiped, flushed, and left. Of course, I looked in the toilet before flushing; that was a large bm, just in two separate impulses or waves. How often does that happen to you?

Mystery Poster

Interesting Bathroom Situations Survey

Hey, I have an interesting survey about some bathroom situations.

Situation 1: You're sitting at home, watching T.V., and your favorite program has just come on and is well away from commercial break. You feel the desperate urge to pee. You cannot pause the show or record it or do anything else on those lines. What do you do?

Situation 2: You're in line for your favorite roller-coaster and you've been waiting for a long time and finally, you're almost there but get a sudden,desperate urge to pee/poop. What do you do?

Situation 3: You're getting dressed and are at this stage, completely naked. You feel the urge to pee come over you. You do not have time to finish getting dressed. What do you do?

Situation 4: You're in class and you feel the urge to poop and you're desperate to go. You ask your teacher to let you go but he says you can't go for another 30 minutes until class is over. What do you do?

Situation 5: You're staying for a sleep-over with your friend and her brother. After dinner you watch a movie or two and fall asleep. You wake up tied to a chair. Your friends put laxatives in your dinner and then tied you to the chair while you were asleep. The laxatives kick in and you desperately need to poop. What do you do?

I hope you enjoy my survey.

Steven A

Church Retreat

Hey guys, I'm going on another trip in a few weeks for my church. It's a church retreat to ???? from Friday night to Sunday morning and we will get back to our church sometime Sunday afternoon. Other people and I are staying in cabins and I might have another story/experience from this trip. The cabins have showers and toilets for each room. I have gone to ???? before and I have some bathroom experiences including me clogging one of the toilets in the cabins, but no one ever knew it was me. I will post my experience when I get home from my retreat.

Esteban: I have taken a crap with other males in doorless stalls or where there were no stalls. I was great. I miss it.

Dude in Distress
I am recovering from one of the most strenuous craps I have had in quite some time. I am prone to really hard, WIDE craps. This one poked out about an inch and a half and was totally stuck. Nearly an hour went by before I finally passed it. I have found that applying pressure on the taint/perineum REALLY helps when nothing else works. It also makes it less painful.

Thursday, April 17, 2014


Hey, Zip

Nice to see you posting. I haven't been here in a while because the great beach men's rooms with the doorless stalls have all been renovated from Malibu down to Mission Bay, as far as I can tell. There are a couple in parks relatively near me, but they're not used very much. We need to get back to the feeling that men are men, and taking a dump is a communal experience.


Our Buddy Dump Plus One

Last fall me and my friend Lorenz, who is a year younger than me, he's 12, decided to put some miles on our bicycles since the weather was good for it and it was a Saturday morning and we didn't have anything else to do. So we rode about a mile over to the high school, where our district's stadium is, and there's this really nice track there that you can ride on. Sometimes, we even race. Well Lorenz rode over to my house at 9 and he's always right on time. He had a large water container with him, of which much of it he had already drank, so it was no surprise to me that we stopped in at the coin operated laundry so he could wee. By the time we arrived at the stadium, I could feel my daily poo coming on. He said he did too because drinking lots of water washes his poo out. I guess I hadn't thought about that too much, but admitted it probably made sense. So when we got the school and opened the unlocked gate to get in, I told Lorenz we should go down to the bathroom building. It's right next to the locker rooms. Lorenz, who I've written about because he hates wet toilet seats, said the bathrooms might be in pretty bad shape because there had a been a district playoff game in the stadium, the previous night. I told him that might not be a case because fans would use bathrooms by the concession stands at the top of the stadium. Lorenz said that too many guys have bad aim and wee over the seats.

I noticed that the womens bathroom had a padlock on it. So we walked around to the other side of the building and Lorenz found that the guys bathroom was open. He invited me to come in with him and since we hadn't seen anyone else in the stadium, I thought it would be OK. Once we rounded the wall, we were stunned. There was the old man, who looked to be in his 80s and had a cane standing up against the toilet tank, sitting on the toilet taking his poo. His yellow boxers were at his shoe level. We both gasped and apologized at the same time. He joked that he had been out for a walk and that his prune juice was doing him good. Me and Lorenz laughed and went back outside. While waiting we both had a hard time holding back our laughter, but then we heard a flush and knew the guy would be coming out. The cane helped the guy walk pretty well for his age, and then like an emcee, he used his cane to gesture that the bathroom was all ours.

So me and Lorenz went around the wall again and found two very open toilets. No stalls. No doors. Two toilets that were large and with black seats that were still larger and the shape of a horseshoe. Lorenz offered to take the one on the right just as its flush cycle was ending. He dropped his jean cutoffs and blue boxers to his knee level and I saw him closely watching what I was going to do. I just decided to do my normal thing. I pulled my shorts and undees down quickly as I seated myself. With one blast and within 10 seconds, I had dropped my poo into the bowl. There was a little splash. I turned and tore some toilet paper off the rear wall roll and made two wipes. The second was clean and I turned to Lorenz who was really surprised I had gone that fast. He had repositioned himself a couple of times, and he rocked forward and started to push. He stood up an inch off the seat just as his largest piece cleared and you could hear it drop. He said something about not liking his butt to be all splashed up because his dump was usually pretty heavy. I noticed as he pushed it out, he would take his organ off the front of the seat, and point and bend it into the bowl. I stayed seated until he was done, which was about five minutes later. He used like five wipes and closely looked at each one. Then we spent two hours on our exercise ride.



One night i began driving one of my many gfs, Lizzy home from a dinner at a of course, Mexican restaurant. She was one of the many girls that i dated that was comfortable with releasing stinky farts and dropping huge dumps along with occupying the toilet for most of the time I was with her. During this time on the way home she began releasing some loud and wet farts. Midway through she held her stomach and said "oh' a loud shart came out of her and she said that she really needed to shit. After a race to get to a bathroom she saw that the women s was closed for maintenance. Her stomach was still gurgling and she started to release some farts. She held the bottom of her ass "If I don't shit soon I'm going to explode". I snuck her into the men's bathroom and we moved into the handicap stall. I sat up on the bar so no one could see my feet and I could lookout for her. She ran into the stall and riped her pants down. She had shit stained underwear and her beautiful butt was pale and a little flabby. She turned around and was pretty hairy. I looked closely and she said "Sorry, haven't shaved down there in a while.' An eruption in her bowels came as she sprayed the toilet bowl with her poop. She held her stomach and spread her legs to try and relax but she was having major explosive diarrhea. "Oh My god the tacos killed my stomach, I'm gonna being taking this dump for an hour". But right then, a guy walked in. She immediately stopped pooping in fear of something happening. She held it but the strain in her face was present. The guy started peeing but then Lizzy farted. The guy looked around nervously but just saw Lizzy's legs under the stall. All of sudden she whispered, "Can't hold it and released an atomic bomb of poop in the toilet.
The guy soon looked closer at Lizzy's legs and said "Your a girl." She said Yeah I really really had to go. The man understood but then smelled the bathroom. he walked out in disgust and shortly after wards another huge log dropped out of her ass and she farted quite frequently. After wards she got up and wiped intensely. We snuck out of that McDonald.


last week, I was walking home from school as usual but this time I was with my Friend Tabitha and her little brother Toby who is in first year at our school. Clare wasn't with us as she had left earlier on in the day.

Tabitha is a bit taller than me, slim, blue eyes, long brow hair, toned body and is really pretty. Her little brother toby is a little cutie, he has short blonde hair, is a little bit smaller than me and has a similar body shape to his sister, quite toned.

I didn't have to pick up my little brother that day as he was off ill. I had previously told Tabitha about me and Clare's toilet sessions in the primary school while we waited for my brother to finish. As we approached the primary school, Tabitha said to me "I need the loo, should we have one of these famous toilet chats in here?" and gestured towards the school. I agreed as I needed a pee and depending how things went, I could do a quick poo. Toby was walking between us and when he heard Tabitha say this he said "oh that's good, im bursting for a poop, I'll go in here too". Tabitha burst out laughing at this.

We went through the front door into the toilet bit. We walked Toby over to the boys toilet as neither he or Tabitha had gone to this primary. As we arrived at the boys toilet there was a notice on the door saying 'closed for maintenance'. At first Tabitha said "toby, wait outside for us or you can go home" Toby then said "Oh No, I don't want to wait until I go home, I was ready to poop there, im bursting now" he was looking at us slightly nervously, it was quite cute haha.

Tabitha was a little bit agitated by him I think so she hesitantly said "for god sake come in with me then Toby to the ladies, im so sorry Lara" I just told her that I had a brother too and could sympathise with her.

Tabitha was laughing as she walked in and saw all the tiny toilet cubicles. Tabitha took a cubicle with Toby as she didn't want someone to see him on his own if they came in as it looked a bit better if he was with her. I took the first cubicle and they took the second one in. Tabitha said "let me go for a pee first then you can get on" Toby said "okay be quickish though".

I decided that I was going to do a quick poo in the time it would take tabs and toby to use the loo. I saw Tabitha reach up her skirt to pull down her black tights to her knees. She then pulled her black knickers to her knees also before shuffling her mid-thigh length skirt up to her waist and slowly positioning her thighs on the tiny pan. Toby was just standing in front of her. I pulled down my tights and thong as well as rolling my short skirt up also and sitting on the loo.

I heard Tabs doing a powerful pee, I was only peeing at this point too as I thought I would start my poo when Toby was doing his. Tabitha concluded her pee and I concluded mine. Tabs did a loud fart to which her and Toby laughed at. Rather than wiping as we were both expecting, several splutters of poo ran out from Tabitha's bum into the water. As soon as this happened, Toby said excitedly "did you poop there?" Tabs hesitantly said "yes toby". As soon as she said this, Toby without any hesitation looked over the wall at me and giggled while saying "Tabitha's having a poop, she's pooping!" I stood up slightly and looked over at her and smiled. her face was red with embarrassment.

I think she was embarrassed as she didn't do anymore. She pulled off 5 pieces of toilet paper together and wiped her front and bum I assume as I was on my own loo at this point and didn't want to look over. All of a sudden I saw Tabitha's head and shoulders rise as she danced around to pull up her tights and skirt. she then told toby that he could go now.

I heard toby pull his trousers and underwear down, he then sat down. Tabs was standing in front of him and was looking between me and toby. she smiled and nodded towards Toby as if telling me to look. I did stand up and peeked over and said "hi toby" just to embarrass him. His trousers were at his ankles and his boxer shorts were at his knees. he had his legs slightly open and had his hand between his toned thighs just so no-one saw his privates-even although he had seen ours :/

the first few loud and smelly turds came from Toby's bum, you could hear them crackle as they fell out so I think they were long. I strained a teeny bit as I did a series of small, fast bullets into the pan. Tabitha heard it and faintly laughed and said "are you?" I smiled and nodded. Toby asked Tabitha if I was doing a poo before erupting in giggles, standing up and looking over the wall at me and saying "are you pooping Lara hahaha". Tabitha sharply turned away and screeched "TOBY, Sit back on the loo and leave Lara alone for god's sake!".

A minute or two later as we were recovering from the giggles Toby shouted to me "Lara, would you do a synchronised plop with me and Tabitha could count down" Tabs and I were dying of laughter but I agreed and Tabs said she would count us in.

"3...2....1..plop" toby did a solid big piece which plopped but mine was a bit disappointing but toby found it hilarious.

I was done now so I started to wipe as did Toby. I pulled up my tights and skirt and I saw Toby pulling up his boxers and trousers.

On the way out, Toby said "I'm coming to the toilet with you guys again that was funny" I must admit it was the funniest poo I've ever had haha

Dude in distress

To Linda

Yes I often have to break it off when I can't get it all out. When I know things are going to be difficult- I try to use lube in advance. But the worst is when It starts coming out and gets stuck. Usually I am able to get things moving by squatting and pushing down on the spot below my tail bone above my crack. Sometimes tho when I am REALLY stuck and desperate- I use my fingers to press around my hole to help things along. Does your room mate manually assist you? If so how?


What come in will come out

hi all, thanks Brandon T yup,

The next day when I woke up from surgery I had my room all decorated with flowers ballons and get well cards, and sitting in the chair sleep my love, so I was feeling a urger to my bowels, so I push the help button, so the nurse came asked what's wrong I said need to poop, she said oh medicine worked than, she said one second came back with a bed pan, mmmm I said is there a way I can move out of this bed she said sorry hun your a fall risk right now, I asked can I get adult diaper, she said okay came back with it, she help lift me up little bit pulled down my panties and slide on the diaper after that I start quickly filling the diaper, all done I said, then more nurse came in with wheelchair slowly pick me up put me in the wheel chair poor Marcus sleeping through it must been overnight, so I had go to the shower so. few nurse held me up straight while grandma nurse lather me up with the sponge front to back, and while that, I start peeing on accident so after they clean me they place a diaper over me and hospital gown and hospital socks on my feet, when I got back Marcus was awake and they filled him in what's what, that's all right there so far happened in that morning


@ Annie

Annie - Great stories, really enjoyed your contributions. Do you poops produce a lot of stink too? Have you always enjoyed pooping or is it something you've grown to like as you've gotten older?

Jasmin K

Constipation and others


Just time for a quick reply,comment and update.

Hi yes my friend does also wear high heels to help her strain harder, we use each others heels when we are at each others houses. In my house I have a pair that stay in the bathroom for those unexpected occasions - unless someone moves them - my sister uses them and goes to her room before taking them off.
When my friend did the huge log she was squatting on the floor over some paper. She was wearing heels that time as it makes squatting easier.
I got my poo out the other day - hard and dry and took about 40 minutes.

JW and Linda
You mention adaptor seats that go on the toilet seat to make it better for a smaller bum to sit on, yes we had, and still have one of those in the bathroom for when visiting young cousins etc come to stay. I have to say that as a young child it was much more comfortable to use the adaptor seat on the toilet than to try balancing on the proper toilet seat, which your bum went right into and didnt hold your cheeks open. The special seat was much more supportive and made long sits more bareable.
I used to put it on the toilet during bad bouts of constipation up till I was 9 or 10 ish - that and having my feet raised meant I could strain really hard
I dont think it contributed to my constipation problems, rather it helped me go. I must say I remember hating the potty and prefered the adaptor seat.

Linda you are lucky that you only bleed after you do a poo, I quite often end up with a bleeding bum just from straining before any poo comes out.

I thought that I was heading into another bout of constipation, not having managed a decent poo for 2 days and getting really sore. Today Ive had three sessions on the toilet and finally managed to get it all out in the last session. The first session was after breakfast, It didnt help that I was rusing as I was meeting my friend in town and had to wait for my sister to finish, strained for 40 minutes
and produced a couple of little pebbles. I wore some very tight jeans shorts in town which with how sore my bum was probably wasnt the best idea but by lunch time I felt pressure in my bum so went to the toilets in the shoping centre (mall) and tried again for 20 minutes and did another few pebbles which made my piles (hemorrhoids) really bulge out alot, I suppose the big load of poo trying to push down was pushing them out more. Anyway I wiped and after a couple of wipes and padding there was no dirt or blood but my piles were really bulging out, any way I pulled my black bikini style knickers up and my shorts and could feel the swelling of my piles pressing against the shorts as they pulled up between my bum cheeks. A couple of hours later I went home and went straight to the bathroom, pulled my shorts down and off, - they were a little stained and removed my knickers and sat straining and straining and after several little pebbles splashed in the water eventually a log emerged inch by inch with each strain. It took an hour and I did 1 piece about 6 inches and very nobbly and another about 4 inches and smoother but hard.

I am now wearing a skirt as I have a sanitary pad in my knickers for obvious reasons and will have to see if I can do another poo in the morning.

Jasmin K

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Natasha as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty great poop and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Shitlover first welcome to the site and great set of stories it sounds like had an intresting accident and it sounds like you had a really great poop outside and alot of it from the sound of it and I bet you felt really good afterwards as well and refreshed as well and I look to reading more stories from you cause it sounds like your gonna have a few thanks.

To: Annie as always another great story it sounds like you had a really great poop and it sounds like you really had to go alot to and I bet you felt pretty great once you were done and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Megan great live pooping story it sounds like you had a good poop and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Abbie as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty good as well as big poop I bet you felt great afterwards to I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Secret Pooper as always another great story it sounds like you really had to go pretty bad and just made it to the toilet and I bet you felt pretty good once you were done and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: George as always another great catch it sounds like she was kinda desperate.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site

Tuesday, April 15, 2014


Hermes gets a Helpmate at Work

I thought I'd drop in and say hi.

Special hello to Jemma, Brandon, George , Megan and John B.

The posts by George remind me of someone who used to work at our place.

(she left over six months ago so I am at liberty to post this story)

As I explained in some of my previous posts, there is a disabled unisex lobby toilet at the foot of the lift-shaft in the East Wing.

It is known by all of us as "the toilet of terror" as the sounds of
everything anyone does in there seems to be amplified and
standing outside the door, it is virtually the same as actually being in there.

In the past,the useless and disorganised filing system was situated
immediately outside this toilet door, and given that it was entirely
normal for people to be looking for something for several minutes,
the chances were that someone would be heard using the toilet.

About eight months ago, in a meeting it was agreed that we had
to do something about the filing and re-organise it.

The job fell to me. I was to be assisted by a member of the nearby X Department.

My helpmate was to be a young woman who I will call Paige.

Paige was a rather chubby nineteen year old blonde with a freckled round podgy face and wore her hair in bunches.She always wore black trousers with either a red or green blouse.

Paige was a very helpful and friendly employee. Sadly, poor Paige suffered from Chronic Flatulence Syndrome (the first and only time I have met a sufferer) and an Irritable Bowel, so she was prone to farting in the office and had to excuse herself every couple of hours, when in her words she "needed to do a plop"

(I have not heard it being called that in many years, but I digress)

I arranged with Paige to meet her at her desk at 10am so we could then go next door to sort out the Filing Department.

I went across to the East Wing and I passed the lobby toilet and noticed that someone was in there.

I heard a sigh and a loud BRRRRUPPKAPLOP as a woman farted and pooed on the toilet just as I walked past.

Paige was not at her desk, and her colleagues said with a giggle that she had gone to the toilet and had left the message that she would be with me soon.

A couple of minutes later Paige appeared from the direction of the lobby toilet and said "Sorry to keep you Hermes, I was doing a plop to sort my insides out before we started".

A strong smell of poo came from Paige's plump bottom as she checked a couple of things out on her desk before joining me to sort out the filing.

We got off to a good start and had been going around 45 minutes, when as Paige got up from the floor, she suddenly farted with a loud BOOOOWRRRUMMMMP! She giggled and excused herself.
"Thank you for sharing that with us Paige" was a catchphrase used in the X Department whenever Paige farted -usually several times a day, and I used it myself at this point. The X Department looked kindly on Paige's absences from the office and the frequent eggy wafts coming from her desk and and tried to make light of her problems, which she appreciated. Other departments were crueller
referring to Paige as the "farting chav girl" -Paige was a former "wild child" from a council estate, turned office angel.

I was glad that the Filing Department was open plan, because as well as a distant whiff of poo, there was an eggy aroma coming off Paige. Any way we kept on going and just before we broke up for lunch - as part of the deal I was to buy Paige lunch in the canteen.

As Paige got up off the floor again (she was sitting cross-legged on the floor like a Buddha writing labels for the boxes, there was a loud raspy BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP from Paige's bottom and she giggled again.

Anyway we walked to the canteen in the West Wing and Paige and I had lunch. Paige enjoyed her food and had two large plates of pasta and four large garlic breads.As we returned to the East Wing, Paige farted loudly with a BRAAAP_WAAPPPPP_WAPPPP as she walked along.

We were about to settle down when Paige said "I am busting for a plop, can you give me five minutes?" She went into the lobby toilet and shut the door and locked it.

I heard her whip her trousers down and the snicker of her pants coming down. I heard Paige plump her chubby bottom onto the toilet.

Paige peed furiously for ten seconds then there was a BRAAAPP as she farted on the toilet.

There was another BRRRAAAPPPP as she farted again followed by the sound of Paige straining on the toilet.

She went "UHHHH_UHHHH_UNNNN_SPLUUUUUUUTTT_PLOPPLOPPLOP" as a very loud trapped fart and three poos blasted out of Paige's bottom.

There was a BOOOOOWRRRRAPPP_KERPLONK! as Paige did a raspy fart and a larger poo fell out.

There was brief period of quiet followed by Paige grunting and then a SPLUUUUTPLOP as another trapped fart and poo blasted
out under pressure.

Paige pooed out a loud of nugget -like poos.

By this time Paige's "five minutes" were up, and she shouted from inside the toilet that she needed a few more minutes.

I told her to take as long as she needed as I had work do myself which I would not need her help with.

I got on with it and for the next few minutes I did not her Paige doing anything on the toilet.

The quiet was suddenly interrupted as Paige did a BRRRAAAAPP_KERPLOP! followed by another BRRRRAAAAAPPP_KERPLOP!

Paige sighed on the toilet and there was a PLOP-PLOP_PLOP_BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP! as Paige finished with three plops and a very long drawn out fart.

There was a very brief rattle of the toilet roll holder as Paige wiped herself and I heard her pull up her pants and trousers.

Paige flushed and washed her hands before joining me to continue our work. In the hour remaining Paige did not fart, which was just as
well as there was a much stronger poo smell this time coming from the rear of Paige's rather tight black trousers.
In no time at all we had finished and we high-fived each other as I thanked her for her help.

Once Paige has disappeared I needed to pee, and I went into the toilet. As I am involved in Audit work I guess I should give a "true and fair view" of the gory details, so for those interested in such matters, floating in the water, were two of Paige's poos which had not flushed away. One was sausage sized and the other was golf ball sized.There were large brown stains in the bottom of the pan. As my Bullitt Mustang driving Amy Adams lookalike friend KC-who was an expert on all things pooping and was prone to gassy dumps herself would have put it -"the pan had been given a good freckling"

Our work meant that the filing department would be much more efficient from now on, and I always thought of Paige whenever I walked past there.

Paige got a job somewhere else shortly afterwards and often wondered how sympathetic her new colleagues would be to her bowel and farting problems. I hope she is doing well and is appreciated.

Bye for now, take care, keep those posts coming.

Hermes x

Migraine Loverer

stuck poop

I have a question for those of you who have or who often are at the widest, most difficult part of the stool, the part where you are on the break of crying from the pain and frustration. Do you ever pull/dig it out? Have you ever had some else pull/dig it out for you? Is there a difference between pulling a stuck turd out, and digging it out? If you have been in those kinds of situations, could you please tell the story? I'd love to hear it. P.s. Does anyone hear dream about being constipated and having someone helping them out? I once had a dream where I was really badly constipated and I was crying from the sheer pain due to the wideness, thickness,dryness and everything else that makes a poop unbearably and agonizingly painful. My first grade teacher was holding a bowl full of pistachio nut, the very thing that got me really constipated in real life when I was very young. I had the dream when I was in first grade I think. I've had a few others like it.
Thanks for reading,
Migraine Loverer


In Reply to Kyra

Hi All,

I've been enjoying this forum for a few years and decided to finally post in reponse to Kyra's meesage.

First a little details about me - I'm 33 years old nearly six foot with an athletic build, work professionally as a Director and have long sandy blonde hair.

I enjoy holding my poo in as well for as long as I can now as I LOVE the feeling of the building urgency. I think I've always done this unconsciously but things really kicked off when I was 19 at college.

So after waking up from a big night out as a student I decided to go for a run, nothing major but about a 3 mile run down near the canals close to my student halls.

After waking up I felt like I had to go but decided to hold it in, I was going to need a shower after my run anyway so it wasn't a big deal. After getting dressed in an old t-shirt and grey sweat pants pulled over some peach coloured boy shorts I set out.

After about 10 minutes I was approaching the dirt path through some woods towards the canal, my favoured spot to run in. At this point the running had started to churn my ???? a lot and the pressure to poo was getting very strong.

Running always made me fart and as I was completely alone on the wooded path (as the weather wasn't great) I just let them out loudly. A few times I had to quickly clench as my large poo from several days was close to pushing out into my pants.

A few hundred metres on, and running through the woods I had to stop for a few moments as I realised I was not going to be able to hold my poo in for much longer, but I was too far from the Halls to go back and use the toilet.

As I sat down on a log to help push the poo back up I farted loudly and felt some wetness spread across the seat of my knickers. I knew holding my poo this long was a silly idea.

So looking about I decided to find a bush away from the dirt path to poo outside, and of course as I was about to carefully stand up a lady walking her dog came past. So I had to desperately not let on I really, really had to poop.

After she left I moved way from the path to find a suitable spot but the tree coverage was fairly low, so I could not squat without being seen from the path.

At this point I had to take small steps while clenching to try and not completely fill my pants. I headed down the muddy bank after seeing some dense trees to poo behind and I lost my footing, slipping down.

I tensed up unconciously as I slipped down the hill and felt my ass stratch wide as a large firm warm log quickly filled the back of my knickers.

Slowly getting up I felt the bump in the back of my pants and just felt the urge to leave the area of my embarissment. I made my way to the path along the canal, walking with poo in my pants. I was feeling dizzy with a massive surge of adrenaline on what I had just done.

As I headed back, a single guy walked past me, hurrying in the rain. And I couldn't help but think - 'you have now idea the lady jogger in front of you walking past has just pooed in her knickers.'

I got back and cleaned up and couldn't stop thinking about the whirlwind of feeling I felt holding my poo in before I had an accident. Ever since then I have realised I've always enjoyed holding my poo in until I can have large firm loads on the verge of an accident.

Since then I always love to do it when appropriate and have had more than a few close calls in my business suit when at work and in meetings! Will give you more examples if interested!

C x


huge poo in the bus station waiting room.

so today I went shopping & got the bus.
having finished my shopping waiting for the bus home I was desperate for a poo. I had such a ???? ache & I hadn't pooed yesterday...
I was clenching my butt in my little mini skirt & was soon touching cloth.
I had to poo in the waiting room.
I went through, locked the door, pulled my skirt & g-string down & plonked my big juicy ass on the seat.
immediately I let loose ... plop-plop-plop!!! ... plop-plop-plop-plop-plop-plop-plop....plop... plop...plop...plop...plop...plop...... plop-plop-plop-plop.... PLOP!! I wiped my messy butt 5x & flushed leaving loads of skid marks everywhere. Pulling up my g-string & skirt & feeling 1stone lighter!!!
Washed my hands & left.
more soon J xx

Hello again. Today, I was at Brooke's house. Another girl from school, Lisa, was there also. She and Brooke are friends, but I don't know her that well. Anyway, we were all in Brooke's room, doing our revision. I started to feel the urge to poo, so I told them I needed a short break to use the loo. They both said they needed a wee as well and a break sounded good. I was a little embarrassed, because I barely knew Lisa, but I said "Oh, uh, well, you two can go first, I actually need a poo."

Lisa went to the en-suite and did a fairly quick wee, then Brooke did the same, and it was my turn. I went in and sat on the toilet. I weed a little bit and then turned my attention to pooing. I barely had to push before my poo started coming out. It was a long one that came out quickly. Then, with a little effort, I pushed out two more shorter pieces that were slower coming out. It was a very messy poo though, and I needed eight wipes to get clean. I flushed and washed my hands, and then came out to get back to doing my revision.

The rest of the time, nothing interesting happened, but when we were all finished, Lisa said she needed the toilet again. She went in the en-suite and shortly after, I heard four quick, heavy splashes. They must have been loud for me to hear them even through the door. She came out just a few minutes later, having done a fast poo.

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Brittany first welcome to the site and great set of stories.

To: SC great story it sounds like that girl gave you a really great show and a great memory as well.

To: Megan as always another great pooping story.

To: George as always another great catch.

These next ones might be repeats cuase my last post hasnt shown up yet.

To: Annie great story about your big curly poop I bet it felt pretty good and I bet you felt good to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Jemma as always another great poop story it sounds like you just made it to toilet with seconds to spare and it sounds like you had a good poop to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Crystal as always another great pooping story it sounds like you really had a good one to I bet you felt pretty good once you were finaly done and I look forward to your next post thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site

Train Station

Fart Survey

Fart Survey

Hey, I have a fart survey for everyone.

1. Do you think farting is funny? On occasion haha I just think it's a normal thing that people do. Heck, I wish it was as acceptable as burping.

2. What's your reaction when random people fart in public? Ignore it and then ponder it later.

3. Have you ever farted in public before? Yes. I usually do the silent ones if there are a bunch of people around. Sometimes I can get away with the slightly louder ones if I am lucky.

4. What's your longest fart? Haha mine can get pretty beefy so maybe 10 seconds

5. Did you ever fart in class at school before? Probably when I was in kindergarten.

6. What are your and other people's reactions when someone farts in class? Look to see who the culprit was.

7. Based on your opinion, in a relationship, when should couples start farting around each other? When they are mutually comfortable with each other. I would even say three months into dating could be a good time to do that.

8. Based on your opinion, Which gender do you think farts more? Guys or Girls? I think guys fart more. However, I'm a woman and I fart a lot haha

Fart story: I recently passed gas in front of one of my guy friends for the first time. It was funny because he had done it in front of me before so I returned the favor after holding this one in for two hours. We were watching tv and I announced to him that I had to fart. He laughed and said, "Okay, let it rip!" I lifted up a bit and I pushed out a huge, bubbly fart! It had a little bit of a smell to it but not too bad. I told my friend I felt much better and I am pretty sure that I literally blew him away with the magnitude of my fart!

Gas Survey

Felt like doing another one of these!

1.)Are you usually gassy? For the most part, yes. Especially when eating anything with high amounts of sugar.

2.)How often do you pass gas? Probably 14-20

3.)Do you pass gas in public? Yes, but it's usually the silent ones.

4.)What kind of farts do you rip?(long, loud, silent, etc) Most of the time, it's loud and stinky.

5.)What food gives you the most gas? Anything high in sugar does it for me.

6.)Are you embarrassed passing gas? In public, yes. I try not to do it unless I really can't hold it anymore. Around my girlfriends, yes. Guy friends, I'm not embarrassed. And when I'm by myself at home, I am not ashamed. I let it rip and enjoy it.

7.)Do you pass gas around people? Only around family and guy friends.

8.)Have you ever passed gas while talking to someone? Yep! Haha they have never noticed though!

9.) Worst gas you've ever had? Most recently, I came home late from work and decided to have cereal for dinner since I wasn't hungry. An hour later, I was letting out farts very frequently. They were the type of farts where I had to lean to the side and pass because they were so beefy and loud. Eventually, the biggest fart that I let out during that time gave way to a stink and the beginning of a BM. I made sure to get to the bathroom to do my poop there. Not going to lie, it felt good to pass that much gas, even though my room stunk haha

10.) Any misc stories you might have: Another story: Along with the gas, I get loose, stinky poop when I eat high sugar foods. This is the worst when I am at work. Thankfully, I have been able to release in peace when I have had to go. I am just always worried about the stench that I produce afterwards haha

I'm still enjoying farting when no one is around. It's so liberating! Haha

Steven A

To Tyler Plus About Disney World Band Trip

Hey everyone, I got back from DW today and I wanted to tell you how it went but first, I'll respond to Tyler.

To Tyler: I have not tired other sources of fiber but I will when I have the chance to do it. Also, I don't really feel my poop inside me, but I know it's there, I just get urges.

About Disney World: I had a great time at Disney World. The ride down to Disney World was long and it was hard to sleep on the bus but then I found a good position to sleep since I was sitting by myself. We stopped at rest stops every 2-3 hours to use the restrooms and hardly no one used the bus bathrooms but I used them. There was always a long line for the girls' restrooms and a short line for the guys' restrooms. I seemed to go poop more than once a day; 1-2 times a day and one day I went 3 times to poop and so far today only once I went. I think it was all the walking we did witch made my bowels move more than usual. The ride down was the same thing and nothing much different happened. In the hotel room, the occasional guy stuff with the bathrooms happened like stinking up the bathroom and other stuff guys do. So, that's what happened at my Disney World Band Trip. I will go during my senior year because we skip a year and I will have another story with that. I will post again soon.



(OK so I'm new here so cut me some slack. I know this may be weird and gross to you guys but I love shit and piss. I love it. So don't judge me.)

So, since I want my real name to stay private you can simply call me Roxy. I'm about 5ft 10in with black hair.

OK, so when i was 19 I was at a hiking trip with my friends over in Wisconsin. We had picked a pretty deserted place so the only source of using the bathroom was those nasty and small stalls that have spiders, wasps, and the occasional dragonfly. Anyway, after a long first day of hiking and swimming, we where staving. We cooked ourselves some hot dogs and went to sleep. Now, me being overly hungry I had had about ten hot dogs. Well as I lied there, my stomach began giving me the warning signal that I needed to shit and piss. Me, knowing how big my bowel movements are and how nasty the bathrooms are decided to hold it since it didn't seem that bad. I went to sleep finally after deciding on what to do. All I know is I woke up to the worst smell in history, some shitty pants, and a half covered in shit shirt. After the long process of cleaning up and friends laughing I won't forget it, though I'm a little proud now.

So, I was on the bus correct?? I was 21 and coming home from work. Sadly the place I work at is far from where I live and I don't take time (or money) to buy a car. Anyway at work I had eaten four bowls of three bean chili. Well on the bus those three bowls of chili caught up to me, hiving me a nice present of cramps and growling stomach. I still had an half hour before I was at my house so I did my best to hold it. After 15 minuets, with my cramps getting worse and my bowls full, I couldn't hold it much longer. I got off at the next stop and waddled my way, looking for a covered place. I managed to find a small building and I went behind it. As soon as I pulled my pants down and squatted, the shit I had been holding for three hours came spilling out and big and thick logs. As a specially big log began pushing its way out, I began letting out loud grunts and groans. After five minuets or so I finished and turned. Then I began pissing on the big logs of shit, wetting them immensely. I pulled up my panties after I was done deciding to wipe when I returned home. I took a glance at the multiple logs and puddles of piss on the ground and began walking away as if nothing happened. I caught the next bus home, ran inside, and took a nice and long bath.

Mark the Shark

24 year old girl survey response

My response to: 24 year old girl
Survey for Men

1. Are you circumcised? Yes.
2. Are you from the USA? Yes, east coast.
3. What types of underwear do you wear? Boxers. Used to wear briefs as a child but turned towards boxers as a teenager.
4. When you sit and poop, do you hold your penis down? At home, I place my penis at an angle underneath the rim of the toilet seat. In public toilets, I'll hold it down. I'd rather not let my penis touch anything in public bathrooms.
5. Do you usually stand to pee? Yes. I'm a guy. Why sit to only pee?
6. How old are you? 34
7. Did you have peeing contests with other boys when you were a kid? We used to hang out in the woods and pee outside a lot. No real contests. I remember one time playing hide and seek and hiding with a girl. I had to pee so bad, I just whipped it out and started going. The girl was trying to do the appropriate thing by saying she won't look and hiding her face. I wasn't shy and said it was ok to watch, as I had to pee so bad, going in front of a girl was preferable to peeing my pants, which was the only other choice that time.
8. Do you use urinals? I prefer using stalls.


Urgent massive dump

Hiya :) Haven't pooped since 2 days ago but about 20 minutes ago I did. And man did I have to go! I just had lunch a couple of hours ago and just barely finished my coffee before I got the "Gotta go NOW!" feeling so I literally had to rush to the bathroom to avoid shitting my pants. I got my pants down and my butt on the toilet just in time. And of course, reached behind me for the Garfield comic because I figured it was going to take a while. My stomach was hurting quite a bit. It felt full and uncomfortable yesterday but I had no urge to go. Well my bowels definitely unloaded A LOT of shit!

It felt like a massive amount of soft shit came out and a huge pile of mush too. It took about 10 minutes to unload it all. My stomach was hurting a lot so I made sure to sit there and wait in case more needed out. When I was done I wiped my vagina and wiped my butt once because I knew it was going to be a messy one and I would need a shower. Well I was right!

There were about 3 long curlyish poops each about a foot long and a big pile of mush! No wonder my stomach was hurting! I flushed the toilet twice (once to get rid of the poop and again to get rid of the skidmarks) and then showered, redressed and came to write this. Hopefully after this cup of coffee the rest of it will come out. No doubt there will be a LOT. But I'm notorious in my family for my huge dumps lol. I've done poops this big since I was a little girl and I am now turning 28 in June! 5'11" and 190 lbs. Well after this poop I dropped 5 lbs!

Happy pooping!


What come in will come out

Hey everyone, just came home from hospital been in it all week, so had a quite some stories that I remember, so first story happen Tuesday night cause I was rushed to the hospital, complaints of several stomach pains, so on my way the paramedical staff was asking my papi all kinds of stuff, trying tell them I had use bathroom they told me almost there, so got there rushed me in the ER, doctors and nurse, removing my clothing, feeling like okay, so it was appendix bust on me, so they did emergency surgery on me, but while I was in surgery I guess they gave me something knock me out cause I felt empty and my step mom was wipping me, so that's all right now more to come


Hey Bryan in NYC!

Thanks! I definitely enjoy buddy dumping and doorless stalls. Too bad there are fewer and fewer of them around. Funny how I used to be so shy about it when I was younger. I still dump in the doorless stalls at the park near my house, but I don't get too many guys who do the same when I am there. It is just a small window of opportunity, because I don't want to be that creepy guy hanging out in the park restroom! Lol!

I actually like it best when I'm having a conversation with a guy while I'm taking a crap. He's standing there just chatting away and I'm taking care of business. Usually it is with strangers. I remember the time when there was an empty doorless stall at Sears and there was a good looking young guy, probably 20, who was standing in front of it. Waiting for the stall with a door. I asked if he was going to use it and he said no, he was waiting for the other one. He watched me wipe the seat, drop my jeans and briefs and have a seat. He said something about me being brave for using that toilet without a door and I said it was available and I had to go. We talked very briefly for about a minute until the other stall became available and he said have a good day and went into it.

A couple of times I've had friends talk to me when I'm dumping. That is a bit more odd, because I see them again, whereas strangers I only see once. These friends have seen me poo, pee, wipe. They have seen me with my fancy colored briefs around my ankles, heard crackles, farts, seen my junk, and poop on the paper and in the bowl. One buddy I hang out with sometimes at festivals watched me poop lat time we were there. If I have the urge to go again (and I probably will), he can watch me again.

I also like Esteban's stories. A man after my own heart, lol!

Post some SF your stories here too, Bryan in NYC!

Sunday, April 13, 2014

I'm actually pooping right now, squatting on my bathroom floor and pooping on the floor. It's uncomfortable for my legs but so liberating when it comes out. My anus is just getting used to the fact that I can poop squatting over the floor again after a week in a hotel. I'm constipated though which is a problem because I have to strain and push over the toilet and then quickly move to the floor when the turd is about to come out.


I'm back

Hi everyone, sorry I haven't been able to post for absolutely ages, I've been doing some travelling in my gap year and have been away for a while.
Megan- glad to hear you managed to make it to the station without needing to have a poo on the train.
Jasmin K- hope your friend recovers from her constipation soon, it sounds like a monster poo she had round your house the other night.
Natasha- sorry to hear your constipation is bad at the moment and you've been having to strain to get your poo to come out, I know that feeling well. To be honest I'm lucky if I manage to have a poo more often than every three days myself so I know what its like having to push really hard to pass a fat, dry log. At least the other day when you needed a poo at school you were able to ask to use the toilet as soon as you felt the urge and it wasn't such a struggle as the time before, its really embarrassing if you're on the loo at school pushing out a hard poo and you end up grunting, that used to happen to me sometimes and it was really awkward. As you said, holding it in would probably have been a bad idea as you might have found it alot harder to go later on. I know that it's much better for me if I do my best to use the toilet as soon as I start to want a poo, when I was at school it was fine if I could go for a poo at lunch break but I used to put off going if I felt the need after lunch when I was back in lessons, I take a while to have a poo and it would have been embarrassing being out of class for 15 minutes or more as it would have been pretty obvious what I was doing!! The trouble was it was then even harder to go once I got home.
Anyway, back to my latest story. Today I got up late and lazed around in my nightie and dressing gown. I ate breakfast and then started to feel a small urge for a poo, I realised I hadn't been for a couple of days so I thought I'd better go to the loo straight away, and anyway I was getting quite desperate for a wee. I took off my dressing gown, lifted my nightie and pulled down my orange spotty pants and sat. I started to wee, it hissed and fizzed down into the bowl and I moaned with relief, it felt so good to relax and let it come flooding out! As I was weeing I farted loudly a couple of times and could feel a poo nearly ready to come. After I'd had my wee I stayed sitting and started to push, the poo was soon poking out of my bum. As it began to slide out I could feel it getting wider and I knew I'd need to push even harder so I took a deep breath and bore down, I did a long hard push and couldn't help grunting at the end. I must have kept that up for about 5 minutes, I could feel the log moving out a tiny bit each time and eventually it started to speed up a bit and then it dropped, making a loud plop as it fell into the bowl. I felt another log making its way out and started to push again but luckily that one wasn't as wide and it only needed a few gentle pushes to get it to drop. I sat for a bit longer and felt empty so I took some paper and wiped my bottom, it only took a few wipes to get clean. I flushed and then took off my nightie and pants and had a shower, as I looked in the mirror before getting in the shower I saw I was a bit red in the face from all the pushing but I felt a lot better for having dropped a massive load! Am around for a bit now so will do my best to post an update soon, bye for now!!

Secret Pooper
Hi everyone, I just thought I'd share a LIVE poo with you all. I've got a bit of a bellyache tonight as I've passing a lot of smelly wind since about 7pm tonight. I've just pulled down my denim short skirt and light blue panties and have plonked my bum on the loo. Oooh! My belly feels crampy and bloated and I've just let rip with a few short wet smelly farts and boy do they smell bad lol. Followed by a couple of loose mushy pieces of poo which drop out of my bum ... PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! There's a couple of seconds before I drop more smelly sludge from my bum which all land in the bowl with PLUP! PLUP! PLOP! PLIP-PLIP-PLOP-PLOP! I know I've still got more poo up my bum to drop out because I can feel it easily ... PLOP! PLOP-PLOP-PLIP-PLIP-PLIP-PLOP! Needless to say it is quite smelly in here now I have to say.

Right I'm done! Boy did that feel good. Time is now 11:10pm and I've been on the loo for a good 20mins but I feel a lot more relieved to say the least. Just gonna have a quick look behind ... Yep as I expected lots of browny/green chunky pieces in the bowl a few smears of poo in the bowl but that's expected I suppose.

I have been comfort eating a bit more lately because of feeling depressed and low recently and this no surprises make me do HUGE smelly BMs. If it's not the comfort eating then it's the crying :,-(. But sometimes eating is easier you know.

Going to tear off some loo roll now and wipe my bum .... It took only 2 wipes and my bum was clean. I got up off the loo, pulled up my denim short skirt and panties and flushed the loo and went to wash my hands.

Before I go a quick few mentions...

To Brandon T: Thank you I'm glad you loved my last story about having a good clear out it certainly was a really good and satisfying poo to just sit and expel. I always love reading your stories too they're fascinating.

To Jemma: Excellent story about your poo at a service station sounds like you really did need to go for a good poo. All your stories are just FANTASTIC. Never get bored of reading them at all.

To Linda: I also love reading your stories they have me gripped to your trials and tribulations with constipation. Keep them coming.

Anyway that's all from me for now, I'm just going to go back to my couch, curl up and enjoy the rest of my claret.

Good night all :-) x


Post Title (optional) To Dude in Distress

I get constipated just like you. I have spent many times on the toilet, struggling to get a poo out, that gets stuck in my anus. I often have an inch of poo poking out, that gets so stuck that I spend over an hour on the toilet, same as you. When I'm having a VERY hard time with constipation, its not unusual for me to spend 2 hours on the toilet. Do you sometimes have to break the poo off when it won't come out, no matter how hard you try?? I hate doing it but occassioanly, it has to be done. Sometimes I have to walk around my house or bedroom, with an inch or 2 of poo sticking out of my anus, that is rock hard and completely stuck. I only do that if my housemate isn't home. Do you do that too??

Please share some of your constipation stories with us. I can relate to being in distress on the toilet, trying everything to get the turds out!


Post Title (optional) To JW and Jasmin K:

To JW: I don't think the special seat on the toilet made any difference to my constipation - I think that even if I had used a potty instead, my constipation still would have been bad. I don't remember using a potty when I was learning to use the toilet, just the special seat on the normal toilet. I definitely remember my Mum shoving soap enemas into my anus though. My Dad is also prone to constipation and he is often backed up. Some of my aunts get badly constipated too. So it runs in the family. I also know that my brother has trouble and one of my nephews has hemarrhoids, like me.

To Jasmin K: I haven't had hemarrhoids for that long, only in the last few years. It was about 3 years ago when I discovered I had them. I was bleeding from my anus so I went to my doctor and she confirmed hemarrhoids. She told me they were quite bad and bulging out. She also told me that I would have skin flaps when they healed - it must be like scar tissue. She also told me that I need to stop straining on the toilet (I know I do too much straining)and stop getting constipated all the time (easier said than done!!) They haven't been too bad lately but my anus still bleeds a bit after I do a poo.

I had a very stressful week and I ate way too much chocolate. I'm now very constipated and I haven't done a poo since Wednesday morning and its Saturday today. My housemate has gone away for the weekend so I have got the toilet (and the whole house) to myself. I'm thinking about sitting on the toilet soon to try for a poo. I will report back after my poo.

I'm actually pooping right now, squatting on my bathroom floor and pooping on the floor. It's uncomfortable for my legs but so liberating when it comes out. My anus is just getting used to the fact that I can poop squatting over the floor again after a week in a hotel. I'm constipated though which is a problem because I have to strain and push over the toilet and then quickly move to the floor when the turd is about to come out.

Anatomy student

To Stephen A

Hey, have fun on your band trip! I played trumpet in high school and we traveled via charter bus to Disney land (I think that's the one in FL.)
I was in the 9th grade at the time. This girl sat behind me on the bus, a junior. She missed her boyfriend and I ended up holding her hand for a very long time. It was so stance how I could feel all tge emotions she was feeling from simple contact. She eventually fell asleep.
By now, I had to piss like a racehorse. I made my way to the back of the bus and entered the bathroom. The lock didn't work and the light works in tandem with the lock, so I held my glob with my right hand and my phone with my left to see what I was doing. I leaned against the wall, braced myself with one leg, and used my elbows to hold still. I'm proud to say that I did not miss in pitch black darkness going down the in restate at 60+mph.
Later on the trip, I hung out with katie (the girl I dated that took toilet clogging poops) before we started dating.
My friend Greg was my buddy to ensure I didn't get lost vice versa. We had to stop by the bathrooms and it took like 10 minutes. When he came out he told me he shit a ton of bricks and a quart if blood.
I had loads of fun and several unique expiriences. I hope your trip is as much fun as mine was.
Also, we marched in the Disney parade and I got to wear our brand new uniforms. The old ones smelled like pee due to the urea in sweat and them being dry clean only.


To BlondeBeauty about antibiotics

For many people, the use of strong antibiotics such as Cipro or Amoxicillin leads to diarrhea rather than constipation; I know that is so for me. The antibiotic kills the good bacteria as well as the bad, so the probiotics that usually work in your intestines are gone, leaving a liquid mess inside. Certain types of yogurt have the good probiotics, so as soon as you can eat, have some yogurt to restock your intestines, and soon the diarrhea will be replaced by normal solid stools. For me, what usually brings on constipation is pain killers, especially anything as strong as Percocet, which deadens the nerve endings that normally tell me, "Hey, your rectum is full--time to empty it!"

It is truly a blessing to return to normal b.m.'s after an illness or injury gives either diarrhea or constipation. There is nothing quite like the satisfaction of feeling a big solid thick turd leaving your body; one of the private gifts of life.

Old Fart


If it is only twice in 8 years I wouldn't worry about it much. We are raised to believe adults never have accidents. The fact is they do happen. To some more than others. I'm in my later years and have come to believe it is the very rare person that never has an accident. In my later teens I developed IBS. In early twenties I was craping my pants about twice a month. I carried extra matching pants so I could do a quick clean up with no one the wiser. Now I'm down to about 4 time a year. As to your specific "has it ever happened to" question; At age 40 at Seattle Central Community College I was in one of the study areas when a small urge became a sudden need, I was holding tight figuring I'd be OK when suddenly my body took over and suddenly pushed. It was not intentional and my 1st thought was "Why did I do that". I quickly got my daily turn in paper to a classmate and got out of there with only the classmate knowing and she guessed it cause of a prior time when giving her a ride home from school. I just went home.
Another time I had come home from leave while in the service and snuck into my old bedroom and went to sleep till my parents woke up. Early morning I was dreaming when I woke mid dream to a large soft load filling my underwear. Fortunately my parents were still asleep and I was able to get to the shower at the far end of the house and clean up before waking them with perking coffee.
The slight yellow (baby poop) color would indicate that either something you ate or some likely minor bug was affecting you. Unless this starts happening to you far more often you will likely never figure out the cause and I doubt it becoming more common is likely. As for your boss and especially your boyfriend they handled it quite well. In my experience that is not common. Be happy the reactions weren't worse and consider it a nuisance that went down the drain with the load.

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Brittany first welcome to the site and great set of stories.

To: SC great story it sounds like that girl gave you a really great show and a great memory as well.

To: Megan as always another great pooping story.

To: George as always another great catch.

These next ones might be repeats cuase my last post hasnt shown up yet.

To: Annie great story about your big curly poop I bet it felt pretty good and I bet you felt good to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Jemma as always another great poop story it sounds like you just made it to toilet with seconds to spare and it sounds like you had a good poop to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Crystal as always another great pooping story it sounds like you really had a good one to I bet you felt pretty good once you were finaly done and I look forward to your next post thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site

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