Leah
Re: Walking in on people on the toilet
Reply to jameson:
Not really much to report, I still get constipated but it's not that bad now, now for a little memory.
I have been walked in on several times in life, and vice versa but there is one very embarrassing story that comes to mind.
Years ago I was at a music festival, I was getting food in between bands and I found this Mexican food van, I can't remember what I ate, but whatever it was went right through me, and I found myself very quickly bursting for the loo with a burning feeling in my aching stomach and I quickly ran over to the porta-loo line and joined the queue, which was for a long line of porta-loos
The line went down pretty quickly and I ran in to one holding my bum when it became free, I half locked the door, because I could see the lock inside the lock I thought it was fine I yanked my miniskirt down around my ankles with my thong and blew hot poo into the bowl as soon as I sat down.
I was causing a real stink and blowing up the porta-loo and I could hear people talking outside, and then the door flung open as hot lava was coming out of me, a Young man just laughed at me as I covered up my privates and the door closed itself and I locked it again, and everyone outside burst into a fit of laughter! I pretty much died of embarrassment but at least I had diarrhoea in private, or kinda of private
I did not go back to that food stall ever again.Andrea
My debut
Last summer I had a breakthrough in my toilet history. I was visiting a popular training area for rock climbers. I knew that we would be staying in tents, but not that it was real wild camping. That is, no shower or toilet.
We washed ourselves in a nearby small lake. Our toilet needs had to be met outdoors, which simply meant that we had to squat in the forest, even when we had to poop.
I had never done that before. Peeing in the bushes, yes, but pooping, no. The first few days I didn't think much about it, thinking maybe I would just happen to find a toilet one day.
But deep down I knew that sooner or later I would have to make my debut as a wild pooper. I often saw human feces in the best hiding places in the forest. Yes, and then I saw occasionally, or actually quite often, some of the other climbers squatting with their bare bottoms, not only women, but also men, a clear signal that this was how it had to be done, even when you had to shit.
No one talked about it. It was kind of obvious. It was just how it had to be done. On the fourth or fifth morning it was my turn. I woke up with a really bad stomachache, and I understood why. Something had to come out, my colon had to be opened.
I put some toilet paper in my pocket. Luckily it was early morning, so not many people were up yet. I wandered to a place in the forest where I had seen others go for such purposes.
Yes, there was both used paper and old and new feces, so this was clearly one of the accepted places for such deeds. Pants down and squatting, my human waste was delivered to nature in a matter of seconds. Some hard tubers and an incredibly long cable.
Smiling, I walked back. I had made my debut. The feeling was pleasant. From a distance, I saw the nice French woman squatting. As I passed, she said with a smile that yes, it must be done! Yes, indeed, I replied smiling, and thought that if a 60-year-old French lady can do it, then why shouldn't a 19-year-old Swiss woman be able to do it too.
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Bianca
Hey. My poop was a bit solid for a while, but became loose today. Yesterday Mom smelled my poop even with the bathroom closed. My bottom was itchy after pooping once, but is better now. Bye
trekkie
Emily, you sound very well adjusted and able to take your accidents in stride. I hope you stay confident and know that you're awesome.Imogen
Loose anus accidents
Hi there,
I'm Imogen. I'm 24, 5'3" and chubby.
I also have a very loose anus…
I've always had trouble controlling my bowel movements, which is strange because they're actually incredibly solid and formed logs, and very rarely wet or diarrhoea.
For context, I very commonly am nude when I'm at home, and recently I have been experiencing a few accidents wherein I will be minding my own business, and then will feel a lump of feces start to emerge from my backside.
By the time I realise what's going on, it's already dangling out of me and I am left with no choice but to pinch off a log onto the floor- or into my undies if I happen to be clothed.
I know it's because my anus is unusually loose… I spend a lot of time accidentally turtleheading anyway… but I'm thinking it may be time to consider wearing a nappy for the sake of keeping my floor and clothes clean.
If anyone has any recommendations, or if anyone else also lives with a loose or weak anus and wants to share their stories, that would be appreciated.
Bye for now!
constipation story
Hi there! I have a question for those that read regularly. Do you have a favorite constipation story on the forum? Or do you have a favorite constipation story to share about yourself?Rachel
Walmart Shoppers
Today is Friday and I took the day off work to get some things done around the house. I decided to go get groceries around 9:30AM and as I was driving I passed a good fart. I then realized that I had not had my usual movement today. I didn't think much of it as my husband had given a good pounding back there last night that can constipate me or in this case loosen me up. I didn't feel the urge and got to the store and started shopping and passed gas a few times and then.. I realized they were damp and I felt a rush of juiciness that needed to exit and NOW!! I made my way to the womens room and took the third stall out of 6 (the first and last two were occupied). I got seated and squeezed cheeks as I knew this was going to be loud I cursed my husband under my breath for the deposit that he made. I was waiting but I guess that was the case for everyone in there. Finally either stall 5 or 6 let a long dry fart and started peeing. Then I heard a soft splatter from stall 1 I was still too embarrassed to let go. I waited for them to leave a couple came in and peed and left. I was finally getting close as the last one was at the sinks. AND>>>> To Be Continued.Speedy Pooper
Two day poop
I usually poop every morning, but sometimes I miss a day. On Friday and Saturday I ate lots of pasta, potatoes and beans, a lamb quesadilla, and lots of fruit. On Saturday morning I felt some poop in my rectum but it wasn't ready to come out yet. So I just let it be. Saturday night I was letting off lots of stinky farts. I knew on Sunday morning the poop would come out. Sure enough, when I woke up this morning (Sunday) I could feel some small movements in my stomach. When I got out of bed, I could feel two days of digested food slide into my butt. I quickly sat on the toilet and pushed gently. About 10 seconds after I sat down, a log broke off with a nice plop. The rest of my poop crackled out. About 15 seconds after the first poop, my second poop plopped gently into the bowl with a nice fart. My stomach felt so empty! I saw a log running across the toilet with a second log sticking out of the drain hole. I love having big, quick poops that leave me feeling so good!Jameson
Walking in on people on the toilet
The other day I went to this restaurant I go to every now and then. Before I left I went to use the restroom. When I walked in there I a guy on the pot who had apparently forgot to lock the door. He was like whoa hey! I just said sorry had quickly walked out. Then the guy farted really loud on the pot and it made a loud bellowing sound that echoed all throughout the restaurant. I couldn't help but laugh as did several other people in the restaurant. I did feel bad for walking in on the man and I decided to just use the restroom to my next stop. It seems like I usually have an incident like this a few times a year since I'm in public alot. Most public restrooms already have their door closed wwhether anybodys in there or not so I don't knock before going in. I was wondering if anyone else has this problem or has any stories about walking in on people or getting walked in on yourself.?
Sunday, March 9, 2025
STEPHEN . P
Last night at eight thirty after working in the garden needed to poo,so went into the campervan and used the pottie,then went into house and went to bed.Three times I had a wee in the BRANN Q toilet bucket during the night.This morning the phone alarm woke me I pulled down my pants and sat on the VOLRATH bed pan immediately had a wee,two minutes later a bowel movement ,wiped with SHADES KITCHEN TOWEL.
I put on my dressing gown and took the pan to the bonfire every where was frozen so unable to rinse,left it by the water butt .I made my usual tea and drank then had a bowl of WEETABIX. needed another BM so went back to the bedroom aNd sat on the THETFORD 245 POTTIE and done a NUMBER TOO
I have been working all day in the garden and have just been in the shed and had another NUMBER TOO IN THE THETFORD 66
Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Tully
Constipated
Feeling frustrated and gross.. I just want to poop. Its been a few days and im starting to get uncomfortable and embarrassed. Maybe my roommate will massage my colon but im shy to ask, it just feels so good when im constipated like this, and even if it doesnt make me poop it really gives me relief i need. I ate alot of food today so im worried tomorrow it will be even worse if I cant get the poop out, more and more will fill up my bowels. I sat on the toilet pushing for 20 minutes this morning but nothing came out. Looking & feeling bloated and heavy in the stomach..
STEPHEN . P
EIGHTY BOWEL MOVEMENTS
I woke this morning had a wee in the BRANN Q toilet bucket then pulled the bed clothes from the bed for washing and threw down stairs .I went down to kitchen and made and drank some tea the went into the garage took the spare ADVENTURIDGE POTTIE to the campervan ,went back in house and carried the bedding to the van.made a flask of coffee carried it to van with the soap powder and money then went round the back and had a wee on the lawn.As I was walking to the van ,I had the urge for a BM so I went into the garage and had a NUMBER TOO on the THETFORD 66 wiped with twelve sheets of KIMBERLY CLARK interleaved toilet paper.I went to the van and drove to the laundry loaded the machines and sat in the van drank my coffee read a book then collected my washing.When arrived home hung washing on the line then went indoors washed brushed my teeth then needed to have another BM .I went back to the van and had another NUMBER TOO .i have now had EIGHTY BOWEL MOVEMENTS THIS YEAR .
Traveler
I had a pee emergency / wetting accident on a bus trip
last week, I had a one day bus trip that I was to go on to the Twin Cities to the mall Of America. I had an early morning church function earlier that morning so I was dressed up with dress pants, dress shirt & green crew neck sweater. I went from church to the bus tour company where we were to leave on the bus. Upon boarding the bus, the tour guide informed us the restroom on board wasn't in service & they had just learned that so she said they would be making a couple stops along the way & that if anyone really needed to use a restroom, they could stop for that.
They made one of their stops earlier on to get a bite to eat at a Texas Road House along the way. I had some food & a couple beers, perhaps one had been enough. Anyway, after we were on the road for a while, I realized I needed to pee & told the woman sitting next to me that I was going to go up to the front of the bus & let the tour guide know so that they could find a place to stop. She said " I would if I were you so that they know!" I went up & talked to to the tour guide & she said "There is a town that we can exit off & stop at in about a half hour." So, I went back to my seat. The lady next to me asked me what I found out & I told her they were stopping in about a half hour at a town. She said " Are you going to be Ok that long?" I said "I'll have to be!" She asked me " I don't suppose you brought a change of clothes or anything if you would happen to miss the restroom?" I said no. She said "Yes, I didn't think so, not like one would. I don't know what you would do if you happen to get short taken."
So I was just sitting there & all of the sudden, I had quick little spurt of pee. I was like " Oh!" The woman next to me said " Are you ok?" I told her what happened & she said "Oh Honey, that means you're goanna miss in your clothes!" I said " What am I going to do?" She said "I guess all you can do is sit through the accident & then figure out what happens next!" A couple minutes later, I started going in my pants. I said "Oh no!" as the flood went into my pants & was pooling in my seat, Just then, the tour guide came back & said "We'll be stopping in a couple of minutes." the lady next to me said: "Too late!, he just had an accident!" She was like: "Oh no! but, we will figure out what we do next" as she turned to me. At this point, the accident talk was starting up with people around us so it was so embarrassing. They stopped at a wal mart where the tour guide went in after talking to me to get me what I needed to change my pants & underwear & socks which got wet also. I was able to change & get cleaned up best I could on the bus in their restroom with some supplies she got for me. I just paid her for those items. Overall. it worked & I could go on with the day, but what a saga! I don't need to go through that again!Turns out, the lady sitting next to me works as a nurse & later told me she realized I was not going to make it & have an accident. She said to me later "Don't worry about it, this stuff happens & it's ok!" then she kind of giggled & said " Gee, you were wearing a nice enough outfit for that to happen to you in too!" referring to my dress clothes.
Emily
My aunt and cousins from out of town are here staying with me and mom this week. They're both younger then me, with one being 7 and the other one being 10.
Last night, we were playing Uno together after dinner and I started to feel like I might need to poop. I tried to hold it but the urge was getting worse. I didn't want to go in my diaper infront of them, so I told my cousins I was going to get a drink and walked over to the kitchen and had a poop accident as I stood at the sink.
I tried to let my mom know but she was busy talking with my aunt so I went back to finish playing Uno with my cousins. After about 10 minutes, the older of my two cousins asked the younger one if she had an accident. She looked embarrassed and said no. I don't know if she still has accidents or not, but I think she may based on the question her reaction.
We kept playing for another 30 minutes until my mom came over to check in on us. She asked if I could stand up for a second and pulled the wasitband of my pants and diaper back, and then asked me to come with her for a change. She took me over to my room and got me changed into a fresh diaper and I went back to playing Uno and everyone acted like nothing happened.
Annie
Hopefully can poop later
Just finished lunch (a plain Chinese bun, kiwi and other fruit). I already had a cup of coffee (black) at breakfast so I'm having warm water now. Hopefully that can help move my bowels. I can't simply go for a walk since the brain surgery and I think the stroke in 2013 caused memory loss. So I can't get to and from places without someone with me. It sucks because that takes away some of my independence. Hopefully later I can poop without it hurting me or blocking the toilet. My caregiver won't buy or keep a plunger here because she complains about germs and viruses. She's a very stubborn, set in her ways woman. Oh well. I hope everyone is staying healthy, happy and safe.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieSTEPHEN . P
Yesterday evening I had a wee before I left house and drove twenty one
miles to attend a club meeting.Upon arrival had a wee and washed my hands before joining the carvery.When we had all finished eating the meeting started,and lasted an hour.
After the meeting I had a wee then drove home,upon arrival took off my jacket the took a bottle of milk from the fridgeas i poured it into the saucepan I had the urge to BM.I went back into garage lifted the lid on the THETFORD 66 POTTY a quick rinse opened the slide paper towel on back of bowl opened the slide again ,the undone my belt undone my trousers down with my pants then sat down.One minute later pooped had a wee then the next five minutes had a good shit.
I wiped after resting for a few minutes with KIMBERLY CLARK INTERLEAVED TOILET TISSUE which I keep in an airtight food container .I dressed then turned round to flush by placing my foot on the lever.the bowl contained a large pile of mushy poo I poured a pint of water into the bowl and used the brush then put my foot onto the lever again.
I went back into kitchen washed my hands then boiled the milk sat in chair and drank before going to bed.I used the BRANN Q TOILET BUCKET once for a wee during the night and again when I woke this morning
I went down stairs then I had to have a NUMBER TOO so went back to the THETFORD 245 POTTIE in the bedroom and had a NUMBER TOO
Tricky
Re: Tundra, Survey
Q1) How often do you need to have a bowel movement?
A1) Typically, 3-4 times daily, almost always within an hour after each meal, sometimes a 4th time late in the afternoon before dinner or at night after dinner.
Q2) How long does it usually take you to poop?
A2) Typically 5 o 7 minutes each time. Most commonly, I produce a 1 foot long by 1 to 2 inch wide solid cylindrical log that only rarely causes a clog.
However, if I haven't pooped in more than 24 hours, it can be an epic 15-30 minute long crap that requires lots of time to void and lots of effort for the cleanup job after it leaves a big and smeary mess all over my butt, with an uncomfortable likelihood of clogging the toilet or not being able to be flushed down.
I keep a coat hangar next to my home commode to break everything up so it doesn't clog, but do not have this luxury when I need to poop at work or poop when out in public.
Q3) Do you sit or stand to wipe?
A3) I always wipe sitting down. Less than 5% of the time, after particularly messy movements, I'll choose to stand up after I've wiped sitting down to get into every last crevice. I don't ever stand to wipe when using a doorless stall or partitionless toilet when other people can see me though, no matter how messy my butt is.
Q4) Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?
A4) Both. I start back to front for the first wipe, keep wiping until I no longer see poop smears on the paper, then switch to front to back and repeat. If I still can't get clean after all of this, then I'll stand and get deep in there to clean. I like keeping my asshole clean. I never get skidmarks.
Q5) Have you ever used a doorless stall to poop? If so, where?
A5) Yes, many times. I've pooped in doorless stalls or partitionless toilets at my former middle school, former high school, various parks, various campgrounds, a bus station, a convenience store, a courthouse, a bowling alley, and many other locations. I have used such facilities so many times that easily more than 100 strangers have seen me sitting on a toilet in a public restroom mid-poop since the age of 12.
I never did like pooping with no privacy, but I did so if needed and I expected that no one else was going to come into the room(and usually would get walked in on anyway). Unless I was at my middle school or high school where bullies were a worry.
I got used to using such facilities after I took an emergency poop at a bus station in front of a line of people waiting for me to vacate the doorless stall(See Page 2882, "Nowhere else to go... my intro to shameless pooping"). This was the event that made me stop hesitating to use these sorts of facilities if I needed to poop and that is what was available, regardless of who else was present in the room. Prior to that event, if I had to poop but it was not an emergency and was presented with doorless stalls or an open toilet, I would hold it if someone was either already in the restroom or I thought it was likely someone would walk in on me.
Today, I can poop anywhere and in front of anyone, as long as the facility is clean.
Q6) When you were a child did you poop at school?
A6) Elementary school: Once a day.
Middle school: I can count on one hand the number of times I ever pooped there due to doorless stalls and no privacy, and almost every day had to hold it until I could get home. The exceptions were when I was constipated, or had an emergency that forced me to choose to use a doorless stall/open toilet as the alternative to filling my underwear.
First high school: Same as middle school.
Second high school: Once or twice a day, as there were doors on the stalls and adequate privacy. I shared many a poop session with fellow students doing the same, without hesitation, shame, ridicule, or embarrassment, and even used a half-stall in the locker room that I could see over as I sat on two occasions without anyone thinking any less of me or harassing me for it.
College: Same as my second high school, except there were no half stalls here. All the toilets in college that I used offered decent privacy, except for one that had a massive 2 inch gap between the wall and door(I might tell that story another time).
Q7) Was it acceptable to poop at your school, or did kids who pooped at the school get teased or bullied?
A7) Elementary school: No. More than once, kids imitated my noises, made fun of me, kicked the stall door open on me, climbed onto another toilet to look over the stall at me, or threw wet paper towels over the stall at me. While 99% of the time no one physically bothered me while I pooped, it was very much looked down upon and I was almost always made fun of, harassed, or ridiculed in some way for it whenever someone knew I was doing so. I still pooped anyway, because I was not going to hold in a full colon of solid nastiness poking at its unavoidable exit all day long in discomfort. I eat and poop a lot, and did so even back then, and was not sitting in a stall vulnerable like a fool with my pants and underwear on the floor for the fun of it. It was necessary.
Middle school: No. This was made worse because all the boys' bathrooms had doorless stalls, and the locker room and stadium bathrooms had no stalls at all where the toilet users were entirely exposed. I saw kids bullied every time they had to poop, and knew the same would happen to me if I was caught. It was a very uncomfortable two years of me refusing to poop at school because I did not want others to see me on the toilet and bully me.
First high school: Same as middle school.
Second high school: Yes. I pooped at school regularly here, with fellow classmates in the room knowing who I was and that I was doing so, probably 100+ times, often pooping with fellow classmates. Other than the occasional friendly joke or comment, no one harassed, bullied or ridiculed anyone for doing so here. Even when I was a new kid at this school, the very first time I pooped here in a crowded Boys' room, the group of students hanging out in the restroom who saw me enter a stall, drop my pants, and loudly crackle out a massive log were polite to me about the situation even though they knew what I was doing, which made me comfortable pooping at this school from then on(See Page 3088, "The day after I ate too many lima beans").
College: Same as my second high school, minus the awkward introduction to my fellow classmates.Annie
Had a hard but quick poop
Got up this morning, feeling very bloated and uncomfortable, went to the washroom, brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. A cooked breakfast was on the table though needed to be microwaved. I did and I looked at the coffee machine. Nothing. After breakfast I took my morning medications, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs to my room. 5-10 minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took off my pink flip flops, opened the door, walked into the hallway, put the beige flip flops back on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, walked in, closed the door and walked to the toilet. Pulled my black sweatpants and green boy shorts underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a hard poop that came out quickly (I think my breakfast of hot dates, sweet potatoes chunks helped. My poop seemed to fly out). Pushed back my sweater sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the rest of the toilet paper and started wiping. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. I didn't want to accidentally get a skidmark or a smudge of poop in my underwear (my caregiver does the laundry and she will mention it if she sees it). I put the dirty toilet paper into the toilet (between my legs), stood up, pulled my underwear and pants up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a small to medium sized poop in the toilet, medium brown. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure, washed my hands, turned off the tap, left the washroom turning off the light. Walked to my room, opened the door, walked in to dry my hands on the towels in here and walked upstairs to get more toilet paper since I ran out. I put the empty roll on the counter. My caregiver was cooking. Went downstairs with the toilet paper, turned on the bedroom light, took the beige flip flops off, opened the door, walked into my room, dried my hands on the towel, put the pink flip flops on in here and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. Good stories everyone.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnniePrincsss Toadstool Peach
Lots of Hot Gas and a Massive Big Poo is ready to be let go!
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I went to use the bathroom this morning. lunch I head over to the bathroom, lock the door, went over to the toilet, there I lifted up my dress, pull down my panties to my ankles, give my bottom a little wiggle and then sit down on the toilet adjusting myself and squatting on a footstool as I read my newspaper tapping my high heels as I felt some rather hot gas build up inside my body rubbing my pubes then I felt a big push as I slowly felt something oozing out of my bottom poo hole. I was rather thick I had to admit Ouch Owch Oooo Owwwie. It's coming out real slowly. "PAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPPPP CRRRRACCKLLE PLOOP PLOP SPLASH KERSPLASH PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK!!!" It was a lot of thick poo. But just as well I don't have to pee today. I better wipe this complete mess fast and maybe check for skid marks just to make sure. OK see you guys soon bye bye now.trekkie
Emily, you sound very well adjusted and able to take your accidents in stride. I hope you stay confident and know that you're awesome.STEPHEN . P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
I have just got off the ADVENTURIDGE pottie in the campervan after having
a NUMBER TOO .It felt so good as I really had the use of my bowels.The weather is now improving so hopefully I will be pooping every morning in the van
To VioletIndigo
Violet, you mentioned you think a full bladder helps you poop. A potential reason for this could be related to the way pelvic floor muscles work.
When you go to the bathroom, the pelvic floor muscles relax, which tells either the bladder or bowels to contract, depending on your needs. If these muscles are being relaxed properly, they'll often do so togehter. So if you pee first when you go, when your bladder begins to empty, your bowels may begin to push your poop out due to the entire pelvic floor relaxing. This is also why many people pee whenever they poop, since that muscle requires far more relaxation that the ones controlling your bladder.
Hope this makes senseBianca
Hey. My poop was a bit solid for a while, but became loose today. Yesterday Mom smelled my poop even with the bathroom closed. My bottom was itchy after pooping once, but is better now. Bye
Forest pooping - childhood story
Hello to all,
I liked the story of Chris D., two weeks ago. In the past, there have been nice youth-memories on outdoor pooping on this site, which I enjoyed reading a lot. For example the stories by Daniel (page 183), Ian (page 1811 and 2674), Jason (390), Logger (392), Mickey (1642), Luc (692), IndiGuy (1162), Mark (1531), and so on.
I hope people will post more of this kind of stories.
I've written down a (slightly edited) childhood-memory. Here are the first two parts (of seven in total). English is not my first language, but I hope it's still an enjoyable read. Please let me know what you think, and please post your own stories.
(Part 1)
Me and my friends played in the woods a lot. With some friends I had some pees together, but none of us had ever pooped out there. Those who had to go just went home for a while, and I think we were very good in holding our poops.
But one time (I think we were about eleven or twelve years old) I was playing in the woods with a boy (Lukas) and his brother (Tobias, two years younger than us), building a fort.
Then at one point Lukas looked a bit uncomfortable and asked us: "Do you think it's possible to do… you know, just a bit more than a pee, here in the woods?"
His brother started smiling, and I answered, "Yes, it should be possible. In some countries they don't even have toilets. How so?" Of course I had some suspicion about why he asked. And indeed, he said, "I have to make a poo."
"Don't you want to go home?"
"No, it's too urgent."
"Well," I said, "Then you have to do it here in the woods. Come on, I will show you how to do it." (I had, like Lukas, no experience, but I just wanted to watch, that's why I offered to 'help' him.)
"No," he said, "You cannot watch me doing my poop."
But then me and his brother tried to convince him: if he would let us watch, we would tell nobody that he pooped in the woods, and we would collect leaves for him to wipe with, and we were just boys among each other, and so on.
He finally gave in. "OK then. Where should I do it?"
(Part 2)
We were building our fort in a secluded part of the woods with thick bushes, so Tobias said: "Just do it right here." But Lukas said: "No, then we have to smell my poop the rest of the afternoon." (He was seeing the humor of the situation at this point, even seemed to start liking the idea of relieving himself in the woods.)
We then wandered through the woods, searching for a good spot. We wanted to make absolutely sure that we couldn't be seen. Every now and then Lukas said we had to hurry because it was so urgent (to be honest he could have walked back to his house by now, but luckily he didn't consider this an option anymore). At one point he even started holding his bum.
Then we saw that the path we were walking on had a little turnoff that led directly into some thick bushes. We quickly followed that path and after a few yards we reached a secluded open area in the bushes. Much to our delight, there was a fallen tree there, with the trunk laying horizontally about two feet above the ground. "This is it!" shouted Tobias.
Lukas was already lifting up his jacket so he could reach the edge of his pants.