Nils
Response to Francessca
Now, that's amazing, to say the least! I didn't ever even pee during my school days. And back then, I never thought anyone would go #2 at school. It just didn't seem normal.
STEPHEN P
KEEPING REGULAR
Last night I slept in the campervan , used the resident ADVENTURIDGE
porta potty three times for a wee . The alarm went off at 7 am , had a
wee, put on my jogging bottoms ,fleece and shoes got out of van and
collected polypropylene bed pan from car and took to kitchen .
I made my usual mugs of tea ,answered e mails on computer etc .As I
was making my second mug I needed a BM , took bed pan from bag which I had covered with a co - op flimsy carrier , the kitchen roll from carrier I put on floor besides , The mugs of tea placed on floor ,
lowered my jogging bottoms and pants , sat on bed pan .drank first mug
of tea,as I reached for second mug had a wee two sips later put down
placed my hands on floor and pushed and pooped , had another two sips
put down mug had a wee then pooped again I sat for another three mins
dribbling wee and drinking tea , raised myself up and wiped.
The potty I took to bonfire . pulled out the bag and dropped into bonfire a small amount of wee tipped on garden then washed under water butt .I returned back to kitchen with the pan went upstairs and brought the portta potty down emptied in outside drain (wee only) returned to bedroom, went to campervan emptied and cleaned potty , I returned to kitchen had a large bowl of ALL BRAN as it is SUNDAY tore four sheets of
shades kitchen roll from dispenser one sheet in bottom of pan sat down
a few minutes later had a shit , raised myself up wiped and disposed in bonfire washed under water butt the returned it to car .
Now I have campervan and many potties ,the bedpan does not get much use .Most days I use the ADVENTURIDGE potty in the van ,as to date is now over one thousand times .I have always been regular and find I poop
better on a potty thirteen inches high as I am in squatt posion knees raised , just like pooping in the woods.
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Francessca
Hi, I'm Francessca. I'm 14, 5ft2 and slim with wavy dark brown hair.
Starting high school last year, I found myself getting over my fear of school toilets and found myself to go number 2 more often. Anyways, my last story was during my lunchtime. I was munching on my ham sandwich when that familar heaviness in my bowel started up. Making my way to the toilet, I found them to be empty, these are the old fashioned types with pale pink walls and black u shaped seats.
Picking the stall at the end, I pulled my skirt and white lacey knickers down and sat on the cold seat (these toilet blocks are outdoors for the record), Immediatly a quavering fart exited my bum and one soft piece. I had a long wee afterwards and then the rest, slightly sloppier pooh came out with a few muffled farts. At that point, someone had entered and I could hear them sniffing the air, I don't blame them, I had left a strongish smell and my bum felt wet. The other girl from the sound of it was preening herself and as soon as the hand dryer went on, I let out my last bit. After the girl left, I ripped some toilet paper out the dispenser and wiped 5 times before using some scented tissues to finish off (I'm conscious of my bum smelling), finally flushed, washed my hands and left.Mikey From WI
Answers to my survey
~Bed Wetting Survey~
1. Do you or have you ever peed (Or pooped) in bed?
Every night
2. Did you enjoy it? How old were you?
I like it but don't like when it gets cold.
3. How often do you or did you do it?
Every night
4. Did you try anything to help it such as diapers or pull ups?
Yes, Diapers and the doctors
5. Have you told anyone or has anyone found out?
My whole family knows. (My Mom tells people and it's really embarrassing)Annie
Finally went to the washroom though now water level is low
Hi everyone. Got up this morning, went to the washroom and went upstairs for breakfast. Enjoyed eggs wrapped with a tortilla and a bowl of homemade soup and a small jar of black coffee. Took my time drinking a jar of water afterwards downstairs. Soon I felt pressure and an urge to poop majorly so I went to the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black pants and light pinkish purple underwear down and sat. Gave a gentle push and a lot of poop came out. Was done within about a minute. It was pretty hard but it was a relief to have it out. Reached over for some TP and wiped well. Stood up, pulled up my pants and underwear and looked. It was dark, looked pretty hard and semi big. Flushed and it went down though the water level is low. Washed my hands, pulled up my pants and underwear and left the washroom. First thing I did was go upstairs and inform my caregiver/longtime friend about the toilet situation and she reassured me that that's normal. Whew. Am drinking more water to soften up the rest of my poop so I can go easier later and not risk clogging the toilet.
Happy pooping (hopefully)
Annie
Keci
Answers to poll
1. When you do laundry, how bad must a poop stain be before its just not a skidmark anymore, but a real poop accident?
Most times stains can be reduced by about 50% in just one wash on hot water. When we first moved into our apartment, I asked Cody nicely a couple of times about soiled undies. He kind of denied it, then I showed him the evidence after two wash cycles. Three pairs went into the trash, but I make note of it and gave him more than enough replacements at Christmas. I do know that he's embarrassed, however.
2. Do you throw out underwear? How badly skidmarked does it have to be before it is retired?
Partially answered above regarding Cody. I have thrown out a few of mine, too, but usually when there's a mess in a public toilet. It has happened once at the park and a couple of times at the college where I'm taking classes. I just roll them up and throw them in the trash can. A couple of girls have noticed me doing it, by why mess up my nice jeans or carry a smell with me? Almost equal between pee leaks and crap and the long lines to navigate to get my buns on the toilet.
3. Do you use a laundromat or home washer and dryer? Do you get self-conscious about people seeing your skidmarked or pee-stained underwear?
There is one laundry room for each 48-unit building. One little girl, helping her mother next to me, saw me drop some underwear (Cody's) and was kind of inspecting it for a moment. Her mom yelled at her and apologized to me.
4. Have you ever used a pad and when you take it out in the bathroom, it has a bit of poop on it?
Happened to my best friend our senior year in high school. She was somewhat surprised it could happen. I was too.
5. Do you prairie dog?
Not recently, but it was a problem in middle school. My crap was ready to blast out while I stood in the long lines, especially between classes, and as soon as I took the warmed-over seat, I would push what I thought would be an easy stool, but to no avail. Sometimes there was even small evidence in my panties of it happening.
6. When you were a teenager of kid or as an adult, have you ever received a chocolate wedgie?
Yes, when I was seated on the dressing bench in PE and I stood up, a girl behind me who was a couple years older, grabbed my undies and pulled me backwards and I lost my balance. It got laughs from some of the girls, but it left me in tears. I told our teacher, but she just used some big words about not taking pranks seriously.
7. Did you ever wet yourself while sleeping, but not enough to wet the bed?
Yes, it happened the first time I slept over with a guy. He insisted that I and he sleep in the raw, but I refused. Great decision, because I woke up while it was happening and vaulted off the bed. Nothing on the sheet. He didn't wake up.
8. Have you ever had an exhausting day and looked at your underwear and noticed a pee stain or skidmark?
Just yesterday. Coming home from work I had a long ride on a city bus that hit heavy traffic. However, I felt I was holding my pee. when I got to our apartment and took my seat on the toilet, I noticed a circular stain about the size of an old 50 cent piece in my panties. Cody thinks it was from one of the beers my department had at a going-away party for our manager.Midwesterner
Survey Answers
I hope everybody is doing well lately! I thought I would answer some surveys today.
Mikey's Survey:
~Bed Wetting Survey~
1. Do you or have you ever peed (Or pooped) in bed?
I'm sure as a little kid I have, and I have pooped in bed a couple times as an adult.
2. Did you enjoy it? How old were you?
I did not enjoy it at all. My latest time I was 27.
3. How often do you or did you do it?
As little as possible!
4. Did you try anything to help it such as diapers or pull ups?
No
5. Have you told anyone or has anyone found out?
My wife was in bed with me the last time! Luckily she is a very kind and understanding person.
Thanks guys! Hope to be posting on here more!
PS- Whos your favorite person on here? Who has the best posts that I can read?
I really enjoy reading Kristi's posts myself!
Skidmarked from Columbia's Survey:
Poll:
1. when you do laundry. How bad must a poop stain be before it's not a skidmark anymore butt a real poop accident?
I would say it would have to be actual poop in the underwear.
2. Do you too throw out underwear? You know instead of putting them in the washer. How badly skid marked it has to be before you retire your underwear?
It would have to be a full on accident for me to throw out underwear.
3. Do you use laundromat or home washer and dryer? Do you get self conscious about people seeing your skidmarks or pee stained underwear?
We use our own washer and dryer at home. I don't really care that much since it's just my wife and her female cousin who lives with us. We are all very comfortable around each other.
4. For women only have you ever during your minstrel use a pad and when you take it out in the bathroom it has a bit of poop on it?
N/A
5. Do you prairie dog?
Generally not
6. When you were a teenager or kid or as an adult ever received a "chocolate wedgie? For those who don't know... It's when your underwear gets up your butt naturally or through a bully right after pooping!
No
7. Do you ever wet yourself while sleeping... but not enough to wet the bed?
Probably as a little kid, but not in my adult life.
8. Have you ever had an exhausting day and looked at your underwear and noticed a pee stain and skidmark?
Yes, but nothing out of the ordinaryThunder
No 2 Accident
I have been constipated (nothing new) but if I get a build up it puts pressure on my umbilical hernia..so it swells, gets an unusual colour and is very painful .
I tried a suppository yesterday with no success so I took my laxative tablets last night....this morning no urge, and ther4efore no success...I had three doses of osmolax during the morning....about a half hour ago I was out the front of the house and got the urge so thought I better give it a try....give it a try...it hit so hard that I lost control and filled my Depends with you know what...I sat on the pot and had a good evacuation but there is still a heap inside me...I cleaned up with paper towels and threw the lot in the garbage....my stomach and hernia is still very sore but I think I will be on the throne again and will end up with good results . So Skidmarked from Columbia...that is a skid mark!
ThunderMina
correction to yesterday's post
Hi Everyone, Mina's memory was jog last night and now memory of motion in South Japan is more fresher.
Mina now think, last motion (after Mina used paper) was not splat splat splat, but splat splat bururururuururururu.
And when Mina and Momoyo look in hole, Mina's pile was, left half was mountain of turds with shape, right half was mountain of mushy. We can understand, because Mina was face to left to do her motion.
Of course we also looked at Momoyo's pile, but I don't give detail here, because I don't have a permission from Momoyo.
Mina will be 32 this Monday, so 3 crushes said, we will have big ceremony tomorrow, we don't really have time Monday because Monday is work day. 3 crushes will sing Happy Birthday while Mina sitting on loo to do motions, and Kazu will play flute! This morning Mina didn't do motions so perhaps tomorrow's one will be very big size. Maho also didn't do. Kazu did, but it was rather small one, and she finish after only 5 minutes.
Love to Everyone.
Kazu Hisae Maho Mina
Sarah B.
To Sam
Thank you for your response. In answer to your question, yes, absolutely it smelled in there. Not overwhelmingly, but it smelled like a well used restroom. But of course that can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on how you feel about it. Natalie and I used to like to go in there after a guy had used it and we would usually notice a smell. Not only the smell of pee but also the smell of fart.
Emma two
Two poos in one morning
I was desperate for a poo when I got up this morning and Sarah was in the bathroom trying to push out a huge constipated poo. She was taking ages and I told her to push harder as I was going to poo myself if she took any longer. She said she was trying but it was a big one and it was hard to move. Ten minutes later I heard a load plop followed by two more and Sarah sighed in relief. The mental picture of her poo coming out while I waited for her to finish made me feel even more desperate than ever and I had a lot of difficulty holding my own poo. By the time Sarah wiped her bottom and flushed the toilet I was seconds away from filling my knickers. I just prayed she hadn't blocked it because I would have definitely pood myself. Sarah came out and told me to leave it for about ten minutes because of the smell and I told her she must be joking because I would poo myself of I waited that long. I went straight into the bathroom and I was immediately hit by the smell of Sarah's poo. I didn't care about that and I pulled my pyjamas short and knickers down together and threw myself on the warm toilet seat. I relaxed and immediately felt relief as a torrent of semi solid poo shot into the toilet and the smell of it was nothing compared to the smell of Sarah's poo. It was such a relief and after a nice long wee my relief was complete. I wiped myself six times before I was ready to flush the toilet and when I got out of the bathroom I looked at the time to find I was running late for work. I had to run for the bus but I missed it and by the time I waited for the next one I got to work half an hour late and I was busting for a poo again. I went to the toilet and had another big poo in the toilets and I couldn't believe how much I did this morning. It was then I remembered it was a week since my last poo.
Nils
Unbalanced shits
Hey folks. Lately, my BM's were completely out of rhythm. I had gone three times yesterday, and it was always a small amount. Is there something wrong with my diet? I ate lots of Indian food. It wasn't diarrhea by any means, it was all solid, but it's strange that I couldn't get it out all at once.
Jocelyn
Reporting the death of a former member.
It was my mother Jane. She died this Monday at age 54. She had made two posts on Toiletstool in 98/99. She often had to battle with peeing accident, and it was embarassing to us, but we would love her still. I'm 39 nine now, and had a few accidents too.
She had me and my twin sister Jennifer when she just turned 16. She had to raise us alone with the support of her parents. Sadly, she was diagnosed with colon cancer last year and lost the battle. May our thoughts and prayers be with her.
She leaves behind her parents (our grandparents), two siblings, me and my sister, five grandchildren (two from Jen, three from me) and one great grandson (from Jen's daughter Alexis).
R.I.P.
Jane Smith
December 1, 1968 - February 20, 2023
Skidmarked from Columbia
Replies to some posters
Ultra runner - yeah I heard a lot about runners poop... I also have had that experience. My skidmarks looked like I just had a poop accident! How bad were your skidmarks?
Anne from Australia - yeah wetting the bed can be surprising. For me when I was 10... Was hiding it from my parents so I don't have to cleanup in the morning. And to have some form of dignity! I heard recently it helps to... NEVER use the toilet unless you KNOW it's not a dream. ;) Also... Do you have health problems like IBS or you just make mistakes more often than most people?
Rosalyn- yeah it's a relief to have no skidmarks after having no toilet paper to wipe with butt (pun intended) BROWN PAPER TOWELS! Think how ironic you being a babysitter, having a poop stain in your underwear. I know it happens to me (and sometimes I hope nobody can smell my slightly dirty butt).
Mina- yeah of course you don't get skidmarks :( because you're perfect! Kidding. Anyways I know about Japan... And the bathrooms outside the home like in school and public places normally only offer toilet paper.
So my guess is yeah the "washlet" as you call it probably works butt (again pun intended ;) you are gifted.
Poll:
1. when you do laundry. How bad must a poop stain be before it's not a skidmark anymore butt a real poop accident?
2. Do you too throw out underwear? You know instead of putting them in the washer. How badly skid marked it has to be before you retire your underwear?
3. Do you use laundromat or home washer and dryer? Do you get self conscious about people seeing your skidmarks or pee stained underwear?
4. For women only have you ever during your minstrel use a pad and when you take it out in the bathroom it has a bit of poop on it?
5. Do you prairie dog?
6. When you were a teenager or kid or as an adult ever received a "chocolate wedgie? For those who don't know... It's when your underwear gets up your butt naturally or through a bully right after pooping!
7. Do you ever wet yourself while sleeping... but not enough to wet the bed?
8. Have you ever had an exhausting day and looked at your underwear and noticed a pee stain and skidmark?
Mikey-
1. Yeah of course I've pooped and peed the bed even since being an adult! But it's rare.
2. The peed bed I didn't enjoy... but of course I was relieved! I actually didn't pee the bed just my underwear or shorts got wet.
3. No I haven't worn pampers or diapers since 7 or 8.
4. My parents knew but other than that my cousin knew. My other girl cousin might have knew but it didn't matter she was 5 or 8 and still wore pullups to bed at that time.
5. My favorite person on here?! Everyone here is my favorite. but so far when it comes to post. Obviously.... Jenny aka Skidmarked from Seattle! I liked her post so much my name is inspired from her. She taught us just because people might have skidmarks or in some situations even after wiping some people could "smell you". You can still be professional and classy. And she told me that it's normal to have a skidmark.Hank
Introduction
Hi, my name is Hank. I'm a GWM, 70ish, in good health and shape, relatively handsome or so I've been told, recently lost my partner of 40 years. Found this site about a month ago and have had crazy enjoyment reading these stories touching a subject that has been vividly part of my life. The surprise is the ages of those having "urgencies" which I would have thought relegated to us "older geezers." Fortunately, I do not share that with them, but still subject to the unexpected moment shopping, walking, driving. I chose to take Malika's survey to show what I expect every day, sans that dreaded unexpected. Thank you.
1. how often do you have to poop? Every day ? Every 2 days ?...
At least one every day. I usually have a bowel movement mid-morning and depending on what's for dinner, a second but smaller bowel movement shortly after dinner.
2. how many turds do you make? or are they small pieces?
Depends. One movement might be a single long turd that curls in the toilet bowl or ends partly in the drain. Another might be several turds with some gentle flatulence while I'm having that bowel movement. Virtually no one escapes having a runny movement occasionally.
3. do you have to press until the first turd comes?
After I let some flatulence out, I just relax and let Nature take its course. If I struggle too much, I feel I didn't have a complete bowel movement.
4. Does it make a loud splash when the turd falls into the water?
I have those low volume flush toilets. One or two movements may plop, after that they don't. If it's one long movement, one end is in water before it drops.
5. how long does it take you to poop?
Usually 5 to 15 minutes, some longer. I work at home, so no rush. When I feel the urge, walk to the bathroom bringing something to read, sit on the toilet, relax, and have a bowel movement when my body is ready to release.
6. Do you moan when you poop?
No, but I may give a barely audible "sigh" after each turd drop.
7. do you like to go poop?
Yeah, a daily ritual I'm very comfortable with.
8. what is the consistency of your turds and poop?
With my high fiber and roughage diets, moderately soft, well formed and easy to pass.
Friday, February 24, 2023
Roxxii
Can Exercise Balls Help With Constipation?
I have a question. I've heard that bouncing on an exercise ball is supposed to help induce labor in pregnant people but I wonder, is it a useful way to help relieve constipation as well? I get constipated a lot and I was thinking about getting one to see if it would help stimulate my bowels but I wanted to see if anyone on here has tried it first.
Funny Dump
Hi everyone! I used to go by Rose, but I decided (just now) to go by my last name instead because there's already a Rose on this site. Anyway, something funny happened to me.
For lunch today, I ate a cheese sandwich, a banana, and two little things they were calling 'beignets'. (It was Mardi Gras at the school, apparently.) I mention this because I don't know if this combination of food led to my poop or if it was something else. Anyway, I got off my therapy session to do homework when I had to poop. I poop naked, so I take off all my clothes, turn on the fan in my room, crack the bathroom door a little bit, and dump. It all came out without any real struggle, and it was a big piece long enough to where it stuck out of the water a bit and one small piece. I looked down and was amazed by what I saw.
The end (the part that stuck out of the water) was dark brown, while the rest was a more standard poop-brown accompanied by some lighter brown pieces stuck onto it. I had never seen anything quite like it before. I considered taking a picture of it (which was something I've been considering with previous dumps for a bit now) but I decided against it and wiped my butt. Miraculously, there was nothing on the paper.
So, I suppose what I'm trying to ask is, has this happened to anybody else? Why do you think it happened?
Oh, and Rose: I'm with Avery. I would love to hear those snow potty stories!
Okay, that's all for now. Thanks!Skidmarked from Columbia
Replies to some posters
Ultra runner - yeah I heard a lot about runners poop... I also have had that experience. My skidmarks looked like I just had a poop accident! How bad were your skidmarks?
Anne from Australia - yeah wetting the bed can be surprising. For me when I was 10... Was hiding it from my parents so I don't have to cleanup in the morning. And to have some form of dignity! I heard recently it helps to... NEVER use the toilet unless you KNOW it's not a dream. ;) Also... Do you have health problems like IBS or you just make mistakes more often than most people?
Rosalyn- yeah it's a relief to have no skidmarks after having no toilet paper to wipe with butt (pun intended) BROWN PAPER TOWELS! Think how ironic you being a babysitter, having a poop stain in your underwear. I know it happens to me (and sometimes I hope nobody can smell my slightly dirty butt).
Mina- yeah of course you don't get skidmarks :( because you're perfect! Kidding. Anyways I know about Japan... And the bathrooms outside the home like in school and public places normally only offer toilet paper.
So my guess is yeah the "washlet" as you call it probably works butt (again pun intended ;) you are gifted.
Poll:
1. when you do laundry. How bad must a poop stain be before it's not a skidmark anymore butt a real poop accident?
2. Do you too throw out underwear? You know instead of putting them in the washer. How badly skid marked it has to be before you retire your underwear?
3. Do you use laundromat or home washer and dryer? Do you get self conscious about people seeing your skidmarks or pee stained underwear?
4. For women only have you ever during your minstrel use a pad and when you take it out in the bathroom it has a bit of poop on it?
5. Do you prairie dog?
6. When you were a teenager or kid or as an adult ever received a "chocolate wedgie? For those who don't know... It's when your underwear gets up your butt naturally or through a bully right after pooping!
7. Do you ever wet yourself while sleeping... but not enough to wet the bed?
8. Have you ever had an exhausting day and looked at your underwear and noticed a pee stain and skidmark?
Mikey-
1. Yeah of course I've pooped and peed the bed even since being an adult! But it's rare.
2. The peed bed I didn't enjoy... but of course I was relieved! I actually didn't pee the bed just my underwear or shorts got wet.
3. No I haven't worn pampers or diapers since 7 or 8.
4. My parents knew but other than that my cousin knew. My other girl cousin might have knew but it didn't matter she was 5 or 8 and still wore pullups to bed at that time.
5. My favorite person on here?! Everyone here is my favorite. but so far when it comes to post. Obviously.... Jenny aka Skidmarked from Seattle! I liked her post so much my name is inspired from her. She taught us just because people might have skidmarks or in some situations even after wiping some people could "smell you". You can still be professional and classy. And she told me that it's normal to have a skidmark.David P
Latest News
Here for some latest news
I haven't posted in ages as there isn't much to say. I think i have somehow beaten my constipation completely. I am not sure how it happened as I haven't changed any of my eating and drinking habits and actually don't eat much fiber or water but for the last 3 or 4 weeks I've actually been going for a poo everyday and sometimes twice a day other than every other day or every 3 days like before. The poos are much softer and slide out of me with hardly any pushing. But the smell of my poos lately have been so so smelly it is vile. I don't know what has changed but recently I have beaten my constipation and become quite regular as it happens. Going twice a day is ok but It is annoying since I don't get everything out in one go. Sometimes the second time can actually get quite mushy and takes a while to wipe clean.
Bye for now
David P
Braidy
Responses to stories
Wpunk:
Yes, the multi-stall gender neutral bathrooms are becoming more plentiful. Many are a single-stall, but I've used those with 3 or 4 toilet stalls already occupied. Because I'm a college coach for two women's sports teams, it is inevitable that we have to use them in our travels each season. We do our thing, wash our hands, and then leave ASAP.
Poop Poster From Columbia:
I sometimes get skidmarks in my undies. It is often when I'm time-pressed such as being on a trip with my team, making a quick highway rest stop the only stop for the last leg of the trip, with 14 young ladies waiting for a toilet stall to open. So I'm the first to be seated, and then I hurriedly wipe (if there is sufficient paper available) and then I head out to fill the tank on the van.
Avery:
I enjoyed your story. I believe there is some validity to what the mom told her daughter. As you get older you may not poop everyday, so when you do your load is going to larger, hence the bigger and more painful expulsions. I agree. A first opportunity, whether you're home or away, sit down at the first opportunity to poop. That will greatly minimize the huge poopoos. I know that goes against what some of us (me included) were taught: hold it until you get home in 10 or 15 minutes. But with the addition of a traffic jam, that time can at least double. Then when you finally get home and sit, the urge is gone. That's what causes constipation issues later.
Sky:
Welcome to the site. Please clarify one thing for me--what happens if you are on the toilet and actually going and another user walks in, what do you do? Through fear (for a short time) and then experience (for several years since then) I do not allow myself or my bodily needs to be interrupted. Several times during my morning walks in the park with our two dogs, I will be seated, taking my crap with one dog tied around each of my ankles, and a jogger comes in. Often they are surprised I'm in there and they are apologetic, but I tell them there's no need to go outside and wait their turn. If there are two more open toilets around me, I tell them to take their pick. Experience, I guess, has helped me lose my inhibitions. Not all will agree with me, but door-less and stall-less toilets don't always have to be avoided. In fact, some nice conversations have been had as we've taken care of our needs.Jenny
Pooping from work
Good morning,
I am having a relatively uneventful morning at work. Even though I have a lot of work to do, long story short it's a lot of "hurry up and wait," and I cannot do anything until something else happens in a few hours. So basically I am at work and I have time for a good poop which is about to happen now....
ahhhh <big poop!>...I am at work in a single room bathroom so my skirt is hiked up to my hips and my tights and thong are pulled down to my shoes...I just dropped my second turd and it feels soooooo good! There was a minimal plop because the turd Wa so big but you can hear the crackle from my hole and it smells too! Good thing it's just me . here is the third... and fourth. That actually did not take long but the bowl is pretty full. my butt feels like a mess but its only going to get so clean with the toilet paper her at my hospital/clinic…. Time to wipe
I have wiped 4 times and the paper seems pretty clean, I am going to try to wipe two more times
Blake
Some Replies
From Male:
Hey Blake loved your story. Are you knew to this site? Not sure if I've seen you post before. Was curious when you said you pulled up without bothering to wipe, did you find skid marks later in your underwear? Is not wiping a common thing for you after pooping?
Reply: I'm not very new, I've posted a few times in the past but never got any responses, and yes later I did find skid marks in my panties, It was quite a messy dump. It's not very common for me to do that, I usually wipe very thoroughly.
From Mina Kazumi Maho Hisae:
Blake, we like your outhouse story. We never have experience but when Hisae was girl, loo in her house was similar little bit. Could you flush in outhouse after huge motion or did you leave your motion just that way? Your grandfather seems he is very kind person.
Reply: you can't really flush an outhouse….there's usually just a pit underneath the toilet that the waste drops into, so yes I just left it. And yes my grandfather is really kind.
MikeyPee
Re: Blake, An Outhouse Story
An outhouse story -
This is an old story (but, of course, I'm old), but is pretty funny (I think).
I was born in raised in a large, East coast city, but both of my parents were originally from Detroit. In the summer of 1958 (as I said, this is old), my family spent about three weeks driving to Detroit and central Ohio to visit my parents' families. My father's family lived in Detroit, but they owned a summer cottage in northern Michigan which I'm guessing was purchased a few years earlier in the mid 1950s.
After spending a few days in Detroit, we drove up to my grandparents' home, "up North." At the time, I don't think the Interstate highways were completed, so it was all state highways and I want to say it was a three hour ride and by the time we got there, I needed to poop. It just so happened that on this particular day, the installation of a septic tank was being completed, but the indoor plumbing wasn't quite ready to use. So, I had to use the outhouse which may have been fifty or so feet away from the house. I don't think I even knew what an outhouse was (I was 8 at the time), and so this was an entirely new and, thankfully, unique (as in, "one time") experience for me.
For many, many years I was always reminded of the fact that I was the last person to use the outhouse.
Wednesday, February 22, 2023
Ultrarunner
Midways in a 7K run I felt the urge to take a dump. I understood that it had to be done somewhere in nature. When I spotted some dense bushes along the trail, and no others was around, I went back, pulled down and squatted. But before I managed to finish my duty one of the other runners, a mature woman, came about. She just smiled and took thumbs up and disappeared. Obviously she was looking for a suitable spot to take care of business too, because on my way back to the trail I spotted her white bum among the bushes.Mikey From WI
Im new here!
Hey Everyone!
I'm new here, i've read a few stories here and there but not really explored much of the Site.
I'm a guy and I'm 16!
anyways... Just a quick story about me, I've been bedwetting since I was born and have not stopped. Even the doctors can't explain why I still pee in bed all the time!
~Bed Wetting Survey~
1. Do you or have you ever peed (Or pooped) in bed?
2. Did you enjoy it? How old were you?
3. How often do you or did you do it?
4. Did you try anything to help it such as diapers or pull ups?
5. Have you told anyone or has anyone found out?
Thanks guys! Hope to be posting on here more!
PS- Whos your favorite person on here? Who has the best posts that I can read?Wpunk
Multi Stall gender neutral bathrooms
Hey folks, Wpunk here. I'm a 30-year-old guy living in a larger city in East Tennessee, and I have a question. Does anyone have any experiences in, or thoughts on multi-stall gender neutral bathrooms? There is one in the library of the university I go to for grad school, and it is always an interesting experience to use it. I was just wondering if anyone else had encountered this situation, or had any stories or experiences to share.
Rosalynne
My first babysitting job
I was in 7th grade when I got my first babysitting job. This girl Darika, who lived a couple of blocks from us, had a single mom who did some traveling for her work. So Darika would stay with us for a 2 or 3 day weekend sometimes.
Darika, who was 7, liked to show her independence. I had to get firm with her when she was going to use the bathroom at our house because we had a 5 block walk to the theater because we didn't want to be late. She complained once or twice, but understood my reasoning. She had a good, some would say high energy level. We got to the theater in good time. To save time, I took her to the entrance to the bathroom, told her I would buy the tickets, and then meet her at the entrance of the bathroom when I was done. When I got there she was not waiting for me so I walked into the 10 or 12 toilet room looking for her pink shoes. Finally I found her, peeked in on her just as she was sliding off the seat. As she turned around to get some toilet paper (it was outside her reach) she got her feet and underwear tangled. She took the seat as I knocked and asked to come in. She had peed and had poo floating on top of it. I could see some poo hanging from her bottom. I tore off some toilet paper and wiped her. She seemed to object, but I could hear the ads running. I cleaned her rather fast and as she pulled her clothing up I plopped myself onto the warm seat. I blasted out a long pee that I had been holding. She seemed fascinated and entertained by that. I explained that would keep us from having to leave the movie. I tightened the ties on her sweats, but noticed there was a pee mark about the size of a quarter on her crotch. I didn't want to demean her as my mom has demeaned me, "Rosalynne Rae: when are you going to effectively wipe yourself?, "Why didn't you pee before we left home because these public toilets are always going to be dirty?" and about four others which were not my favorites.
Darika and I shared a 20-ounce drink and a large popcorn. She seemed to enjoy the animated feature, but my gut was slow in processing all that I had eaten. It didn't help that I hadn't crapped since 2nd hour on Wednesday. About every two weeks I take a couple of laxative tablets to clean me out. Now the junk I had consumed was acting up. When the lights came on I took Darika's hand and told her I needed a toilet bad. She asked if I was going to wait until we got home and I swear she sounded just like my mom, only 40 years or so younger. I was leading Darika through the crowd as fast as I could. My only prayer was that there would be no line for the toilets.
We got to the closest toilets. While most were busy, just weaving through the crowd, we lucked out when Darika pointed out a busted door and lock that was not occupied. I told Darika she was going to be the guard. Stand against the door with her weight against it. Unfortunately my premium belt was acting up and with a couple of cuss words I shouldn't have said, I lined myself up over the pee-filled toilet and without flushing it, I dropped myself straight down onto the seat. Darika laughed at the thump, but I told her the alternative would have been much more horrendous. Within a half minute I had filled the bowl and I looked between my legs to affirm the evidence.
As I sat knowingly that I was amusing Darika I asked her to open the door, run quickly outside to the sinks and to pull off like 10 brown paper towels. I threw my right hand into the door to prevent getting any surprises. Darika came back with the brown towels pretty quickly, I grabbed them from her, and had her resume her guard watch. I stood, used my right hand to flush my bowl, and when the cycle was done I retook the seat, put the towels atop the toilet paper roll (so inferior that my right thumb would pierce right through it during a wipe). Darika watched me as I took each towel, ripped it in thirds via the folds, then folded it over, before I did my wipe. I took me about 5 minutes to clean myself of the soft crap. About halfway through the process I stood up and did a flush because too many of the towels will clog even the best commercial pipes. Then I reseated myself and did the remainder of the wipe. Darika was so patient with me I just wanted to hug her.
When I was done, Darika said she had to do a pee. She did with no problems, and then we started our walk home. Later that evening after I had said good night to Darika on the downstairs couch, I hurried to my room to take off my undies and see if the "new" paper towel wipes worked. No skid marks, they did. That was especially significant since Darika and I had also gone on a short bike ride.
Nothing like a bike seat to test a wipe!
Mina Kazumi Maho Hisae
Maho's interesting (?) motion 2 weeks ago
Hi everyone, we promised you this story, it is a bit old now.
Most interesting part (for us, we are sorry if you bore) was Maho's face. When she is pushing from her beautiful bottom (OW!), she has very special face. We know that face because it is on bookmarks which Maho made long time before.
Mina had side view because she was beside Maho, but Hisae and Kazumi had front view.
When Maho pushing, she made special face, and when her turd splash into loo PLOP (it was very heavy), she made smile for about 5 seconds, then serious face again and push push push.
She changed face 6 times because she dropped six heavy plops. Then she stand, crushes admire what she produce and admire her beautiful bottom, then Mina flush, Maho sit down again. Special face at once.
Hisae said, "I want to kiss that face." Then Kazu said, "You had better to wait. You will give Maholin difficult time." Maho stopped to push, gave little smile and then special motion face again and push, and Plop five times, then little ones.
Like we wrote in before's post, we all dried Maho's beautiful bottom (OW!) after she wash because we love her so much. And her motion face is so lovely. But Mina's motion face is similar, crushes said. (And bookmark also say.) Kazu's motion face is little bit different because she always give little smile when she pushing. Hisae has variety faces, depend on energy level.
"Why you write pants about my bottom?" Maho growl. Mina don't care. It's OK crushes pinch Mina's bottom a hundred times in a day.
Thank you Thunder for sweet words. You are always kind to us. Avery is more interesting than us we think. But you always say good things.
Blake, we like your outhouse story. We never have experience but when Hisae was girl, loo in her house was similar little bit. Could you flush in outhouse after huge motion or did you leave your motion just that way? Your grandfather seems he is very kind person.
Poop poster from Columbia: We don't have skid marks because of washlet. We wash bottom carefully after motions, and dry carefully with paper. Washlet is wonderful! Mina think you call bidet in English language country.
To writer of "Happy Valentine's Day": We also think, like Avery, body is wonderful to change delicious food into brown substance which drop out form our bottom. More wonderful thing is, it also change into blood and other useful things to give us strong health! Then all parts which body don't need go to bottom and then into loo, loo eat them all with happy smile. Kazu sometimes think about "next day" when she eating. But she also has talent to remember taste of good food when same good food is dropping out of her beautiful bottom with vengeance after changing in necessary way inside her lovely body. (0W!)
"Word, lovely, is pants word," Kazu growl. Mina has pinch marks everywhere her bottom.
Love to everyone.
Hisae Maho Kazumi Mina
P.S. Today we also had wonderful group motion. All our motions very large, so we had really satisfy time, and of course we went to tatami room after! We hope everyone can have really satisfy motion and always find loo with easy when they are emergency and their bottom give big pressure. Emma Two, we are very happy that you reached loo before your beautiful bottom started to push out your huge motion.Avery
Dumping at the mall
Me and Lauren were at the mall yesterday, just browsing through the shops. After two hours of shopping, both of our stomachs were empty, so we stopped by the food court to fill them up. I got a foot long sandwich and Lauren got some pizza. I didn't feel like I had to take a poop, but since I hadn't pooped yet I guessed a full stomach may trigger an urge to visit the bathroom. I noticed Lauren fidgeting a bit, and as she kept eating her pizza, she seemed to slow down, so I presumed her large intestine was filling up with some poop. After I had finished my sandwich, which my stomach was hard at work to digest the contents of this sandwich! Lauren gave up on finishing her pizza, patted her bloated stomach, and said "I'm really full, let's get back to shopping. Sure enough, the food court gave a nice need to unload and make some space. I felt like I could hold my potty for a bit longer, so I let my body continue building up waste. Lauren, meanwhile, must've been eager to relieve herself. After 5 mins, I could smell some farts coming from her. 10 mins later, she surrendered as we went to our next store. "Oh god I need a bathroom. I haven't shit in 3 days and that pizza has overloaded me, so my body is really full of poop. I need to take a shit so badly!" she said. "Ok, let's go find a bathroom; to be honest I wouldn't mind taking a quick poop ether," I responded. We walked into the ladies restroom ready for some relief. There was a 5 person long line, and 10 stalls. There was a mom and 4 year old daughter in front of us, and clearly we weren't the only ones taking a post-lunch poop. The young girl swayed side to side in her shorts, then said to her mom "Mommy I need to poopoo." The mom responded with "I know, so does mommy, we'll get a toilet soon." Then the girl said "oh but my poopoo's gonna be big I need to go now!" The mom just said "we'll you shouldn't have eaten so much!"
Finally, three stalls opened at the right time. Lauren took the first, I took the second, and the mother/daughter took the third. We closed the stall doors, Lauren pulled down her panties and piled up her skirt, I pulled down my Jean shorts, and I heard the daughter get her shorts and underwear removed by the mom before plopping her tiny butt on the big seat. I knew Lauren would make a giant dump, but I was curious what a tiny girl could create. We all started peeing. The girl peed for 10 seconds, I for 20, and Lauren for 45. I could hear the girl breathing heavily as our peeing continued. Finally, with our waterfalls of pee over, we could start pushing. I relaxed and let the log flow to the tip of my rectum, slightly opening my sinus. I breathed in and pushed. A bit of crackling could be heard as I pooped out this nice turd. As the first half I my log inched it's way out, I heard the mom tell her daughter "come on sweetie, you've got this! You need this out of your system! You'll feel so much better! Let me rub your ????; push really hard!" I let my poop slide out my anus, while I heard a gasp from Lauren, lots of crackling, and a splash, repeated 10 seconds later, as she birthed log after log. With my load of digested food sitting in the mix of pee and toilet water below, I sighed a sigh of relief. I knew how much I'd eaten though, so I stayed sitting incase some more poop needed to be pooped out. Lauren was still going, while the girl next door gave a small grunt that was followed by a "flooomp" signifying that her miniature digestive tract dumped a nice turd. The mom said "yay you poopooed! Do you need to poopoo more or are you empty?" The daughter said "I got all my poopoo out" so the mom said "ok, let me wipe you." As the daughter got off the toilet, the mom said "whoa that's a big poop, sweetie you need to eat less! Your poopoos shouldn't be over a foot long!" Lauren was still pooping and I could feel another mass moving to my anus, so I remained seated. The mom said "ok, mommy needs to make her own poopoo." I heard her jeans get lowered before she let out a lot of deep breathes before some crackling started. The crackling went on for 20 seconds before a quiet plop was heard, then a sigh, a grunt, and more crackling. After 10 seconds there was another plop, followed by a sigh and "all done, now I feel better!" At this point Lauren started wiping, as did the mother. The daughter said "wow mommy that's a lot of poopoo, it's really smelly, you must've eaten a lot!" The mom said "shhh I poopoo a lot because I'm a grown up, and I don't poopoo everyday, so my poopoos are big. That's why I encourage you to go at school, or where ever you are, so your poopoos aren't huge." Lauren had finished and said "Avery, I'm gonna go, I'll see you outside, are you ok?" I said "yeah, just making sure I'm empty." I finally felt the leftover poop land in my rectum, so I pushed and began pooping out this small but thick log. It landed with a splash, I peed again for 2 seconds, and started wiping. At this point, the mother said, "I can't flush all that or it will clog, let's go." So neither Lauren nor the mother/daughter had flushed. I finished wiping then looked at my creation. There was a 14 inch long, 1.5 inch wide log in the center of the toilet. Off to the side, there was an 8 inch long, 2.5 inch thick log, all sitting in my pee.
I flushed the toilet and watched my potty, all the coffee and water I'd drunk that day, mixed with the solid remains of home dinners, school lunches, and processed breakfast foods, get pushed into the sewage pipes. Then I went to Lauren's stall. Lying in her yellow pee were 9 logs, each about 10 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. She must've eaten a lot because there's no way that was just 3 days of normal poop! I flushed and most of her potty went through the toilet hole but 5 logs didn't, so I flushed again and they disappeared into the sewers, leaving a few skid marks in the toilet bowl. In the motor/daughter stall, there was a 1.5 foot long 1.5 inch thick log. That must've been from the daughter, because the other 2 logs were curled around the outside of the toilet and were soft and huge! The longer of the two was 24 inches long and 2.5 inches thick. The other was 10 inches long and 3 inches thick. There was no way it would flush! The water was filled with light yellow pee as well, and there was a definite smell. I guess big loads run in the family.
I washed my hands, and left the bathroom, having enjoyed a wonderful bathroom trip.Nils
Pregnancy constipation?
I come across some of Elvia's posts, and they are really interesting. I mean, I'm a man, but are women usually more likely to be constipated? I recall a conversation of my mother and Aunt that occured in 2013. I was 15 back then. My Aunt was 31 and about 24 weeks pregnant with her first child. She told my mother about dealing with hard stool. She revealed she never really had to go daily before pregnancy either, but now during her pregnancy she was a bit afraid of pushing hard, so she was more or less dependant on laxatives to empty her bowels. We can only conclude that she would be able to empty herselves later that day - I remember her saying she hadn't been able to go for two days and had taken it during it breakfast - but I doubt that it occured at our home, otherwise I'd be able to remember.
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Hey Blake loved your story. Are you knew to this site? Not sure if I've seen you post before. Was curious when you said you pulled up without bothering to wipe, did you find skid marks later in your underwear? Is not wiping a common thing for you after pooping?Nils
Pregnancy constipation?
I come across some of Elvia's posts, and they are really interesting. I mean, I'm a man, but are women usually more likely to be constipated? I recall a conversation of my mother and Aunt that occured in 2013. I was 15 back then. My Aunt was 31 and about 24 weeks pregnant with her first child. She told my mother about dealing with hard stool. She revealed she never really had to go daily before pregnancy either, but now during her pregnancy she was a bit afraid of pushing hard, so she was more or less dependant on laxatives to empty her bowels. We can only conclude that she would be able to empty herselves later that day - I remember her saying she hadn't been able to go for two days and had taken it during it breakfast - but I doubt that it occured at our home, otherwise I'd be able to remember.
Sky
first time pooping in front of a friend
Hi everyone! I am a long-time lurker on this site but never had the courage to post anything til now. I am a 20-year-old woman with puffy brown hair that is slightly overweight. I am taking a few university courses while working part-time, so my schedule is busy.
So onto my story: I have not been eating well the last few days due to studying for my midterms while working simultaneously, resulting in only eating ice cream, candy, and spaghetti. It is not a good combination and has led to bad stomach pain, which I had ignored.
I had not pooped in 3 days, which was not normal for me as I usually poop at least once a day after work. I did not notice that much since I was head over heels studying, not caring about my basic needs. I had not even had the urge to go till after my midterms when I was leaving school.
I have a problem where I struggle to relax in public washrooms; my body just refuses to go if someone else is in the room, even if I am just peeing. So going into the bathroom at school was a big no for me. I was also carpooling with my friend Jake, and I did not want to make him wait long for something I deemed a mild innocence at that time. Boy, was I wrong.
As we were about quarter way to my house, all of a sudden, I felt an intense cramp come on and released a long hissing out of nowhere into Jake's leather seats.
"What did you eat?" he said, laughing, rolling down the window to breathe fresh air.
"Sorry," I replied sheepishly; I must have been a little red.
"It's fine, don't worry about it," he laughed. "best out than in." He gave me a wink.
As we continued the long track back home, my stomach began to really hurt, and the cramps started getting worse. I let out a few farts every few minutes; even with open windows, it smelled foul. I knew I needed the bathroom soon. I had to clench my cheeks to stop them from emptying themselves involuntarily.
" Are you alright?" asked Jake with a concerned look.
Jake and I have been childhood friends since elementary school, and we were pretty open around each other, but he is way more open about things than I am because he grew up with 6 older sisters. I have seen him many times on the toilet before pooping, while I dont think he has ever seen me.
"I'm good; I just need the bathroom as soon as I get home," I told him with a half smile.
We pulled into my driveway. The second Jake shut off his car, I bolted into my house, fumbling with the keys as I unlocked the door. I was not going to have an accident! Not in front of Jake.
I ran straight into the bathroom, not even bothering to shut the door. As I tore down my pants and underwear, a wave of messy liquid poop rushed out of me and landed on the floor right before the toilet bowl, catching the corner of my pants. Panicky, I sat down as more flowed out.
I got a ding text message from my phone from Jake asking if he could come inside and hang out for a bit before he went home. I texted back yes, without thinking much about it or the fact that I left the bathroom door open. I was too busy grunting out waves of diarrhea.
I heard the fridge open and close, the sound of a bag of chips being opened. I groaned loudly as another wave came rushing out.
"Are you okay?" asked Jake.
"I'm sorry!" I shouted, still sitting on the toilet bowl, my armed crossed over my stomach as more liquid shit poured out.
Jake appeared at the open bathroom door, chips in hand. "Are you sick?" he asked, clearly surprised to see me in such a state.
"Yeah.. um... yeah..." I stuttered, my voice cracking. My mouth was parched and dry. I was really embarrassed.
" I will get you some medicine and change clothes." He said with a slight blush as he closed the bathroom door, giving me some privacy.
The diarrhea stopped soon after; I took a nice long shower cleaning up my mess before Jake appeared again, handing me the things.
He was nice about it; we ended up not hanging out because I was sick, and I just lay in bed most of the time recovering. He has not brought it up to me since, which I am glad for. I had to make about four other trips to the bathroom before it finally stopped.
But... as I soon found out... Jake stole my chips...
I have a few stories about him in the bathroom that I might post later but tell then I hope you all are doing well!Imogen
to Ellie M
Hi Ellie
I've squatted quite a few times for a poo and loads of times for a wee outside! Usually it's either late at night if I'm a bit drunk or out in the countryside as in your story. There was one memorable time during the lockdown when I had to squat in a park late at night as there was nowhere open, I only just made it!
Imogen.
Message to Rose Y
Hello Rose, it's great to see you posting,
I recall reading a story, which I believe was by you, about pooping off of a bridge, and using a snow urinal and snow toilet? Would you be at all interested in writing about those a bit? I'd love to give them a try for myself!
Thank you so much, have a lovely day!
Phil
Post Title (optional)Answer to Kieffer's survey
A quick survey:
Name:Phil
Age: 65
Gender:M
Males
1. Have you ever tried sitting to pee? Why/why not? How successful was it?
2. While seated, do you sometimes find you have time to crap?
3. What do you do with the large number of seats the have been splashed with pee?
1. If in my ensuite bathroom, I would sit on the toilet to pee. The reason? Our ensuite bathroom toilet seat is heated and comes with inside sprayers that spray and dry one's anus after pooing. A sprayer also sprays my wife's vagina. As a result, the seat is narrower than usual and requires precise aiming if peeing in the standing position. Often, I would have to wife part of the seat after I am done. It is just simpler to pee sitting down. Also, the flow is not as fast as if one were standing. In the standing position, gravity does the job and the flow is strongest. In the sitting position, the urine flow must traverse a plateau between the bladder and the penis. For that reason, the flow is slower.
2). Sometimes.
3) N/A.
Best.
Phil.
Sunday, February 19, 2023