Lulu
Three stinky days
Hi, I'm new round here! I'll introduce myself properly later, but I honestly don't have the energy to write up more than the reason I'm here today right now, so that's for later. Anyway, on to the main event:
I pooped my pants three days in a row. Well, my diapers. My pullups, actually, and one unfortunate pair of panties. See, I have accidents in my pants. A lot. To the point that I was wearing diapers for a while to keep them under control. Recently, though, I was doing better at making it to the toilet. I only had a few poops in my pants, and I was making it for a lot of my pees. Diapers felt like a little bit too much protection, and besides, I was getting really tired of having them under my clothes, feeling like I was one wrong move away from announcing to everyone that not only do I pee and poop my pants, I do it so much that I need to be in diapers. So, I switched to pullups. The XL Goodnites are a godsend, I don't understand why they can't make adult ones that are that good! But I digress. I even bought some new panties, which wasn't a smart move, but they were on sale and I believed in my newfound continence! There was some trial and error and a lot of embarrassing wet pants (including an unfortunate event where I, excited to have panties that made me feel like an adult for once, went out on the town... and wet my panties and my skirt quite publically, and then again on my way home. So much for feeling like an adult), but eventually I got into a good routine: wake up, change out of my soaked night diaper into either panties or a goodnite, depending on how confident I feel and what my plans are for the day. If I'm in panties, I try extra hard to pay attention to my potty needs, but I usually end up wetting my pants sooner or later, at which point I switch to my pullups for the rest of the day, until I shower and put on a diaper for bed.
Sounding pretty good so far? Well.. No. I started to have more wet accidents again. Back to pullups all day, that's fine, a few setbacks are expected here and there! Leaky accidents, where I wet so much the pullup cant hold it, started to happen sometimes. And then, finally. Two days ago, I filled my pullup with a big soft load because my roommate was in the bathroom and I couldn't hold it. Not a huge deal, that could happen to anyone. It was late already, so I just showered and got ready for bed, figuring it was just one little oopsie. Yesterday, I was laying on my bed, working on something I'm writing. If I'm home alone, I usually just hang around in whatever undies I'm in at the time and a shirt if it's not too hot, it's less laundry in case I leak. At the time I was wearing a pullup and a pink t-shirt. Something shook me out of writing mode. My goodnite was soggy, and my guts were suddenly cramping. I got to my hands and knees, preparing to stand up and hurry to the potty, but I didn't even make it to standing up. It was a firm, dry poop this time, but there was again, quite a lot of it. It took a while, too. I probably could've tried to get up and gotten at least a bit of it in the toilet, but I'd already pooped my pullup enough for it to be a major accident, so I let my body just keep pushing... and pushing... and pushing. I don't know how I had so much in me, I don't eat very much! My bladder leaked constantly from the pressure during this, and my pullup was starting to feel dangerously full from everything I'd done in it. Finally, it was over. I felt exhausted from the cramps and pushing. I didn't want to do anything besides get out of my mess, but my body didn't give me a choice. I sat down with a horrible squish. The poopy mess didn't get too badly squished, luckily, since it was so dry, but pee started to leak out. When I could finally get myself to stand up, there was a wet, brownish stain on my sheets. I tossed them in the laundry, wiped down the mattress protector, and showered again.
Now, the most embarrassing part of this story, and the reason I probably should just go back to diapers 24/7: today. I was in pullups from the start, having peed in my already wet diaper while running to the bathroom upon waking up. I didn't do much better for the rest of the day, making it to the bathroom on time for one desperate pee, the rest happening in my pants. I needed to head to some stores to restock on some things, including goodnites, considering the rate at which I was going through them. So, I sat on the potty just to make sure I didn't have to go, and off I went, in a fresh and dry pullup, or at least it was until about five minutes into my walk. Disaster struck at the first store. I was trying to find something, when I felt myself suddenly getting increasingly desperate. The leaking I'd done on my walk hadn't emptied my bladder, it seemed. That, or the water I was drinking was too much. Before I could even head towards the bathrooms, I was wetting myself helplessly, unable to do anything as my pullup got closer and closer to leaking until it did, sending the last trickles of my accident down my legs and into two small puddles on the floor. No one saw, I'm pretty sure, but it's still embarrassing. I quickly headed to the bathrooms to change. I usually bring a spare pullup (or two) and a pair of shorts with me, but for some stupid reason, I'd forgotten entirely today. I had a pair of panties I'd forgotten from previous shopping in my backpack, though, along with wipes, and while I'd have to stay in my wet pants, they didn't show the stain so no one would know. I thought I would be fine. I made it through another store (where I'd had a poopy accident in a pullup a few weeks ago...) without incident, and got to my last stop, feeling confident that my panties would stay clean. I grabbed the things I needed, including pullups, and headed to self checkout. As I was scanning things, I froze up. There was a bad cramp in my stomach, and I was starting to feel like I might need to drop my things and rush to the toilet. Before I could do anything, though, I farted loudly... And then I completely unloaded in my pants. Unlike my little uh-oh earlier, it was clear to everyone in the area what I was doing, squatting a little while I went to the bathroom in my pale pink panties and hot pink pants. It was a regular dump, a little on the wetter side, but it was gassy, and again, a lot! Each wet fart brought another bit of ickiness to my panties, and more people staring at me. I knew I wouldn't make it to the bathroom at all, and I didn't want to just be standing here, so I finished scanning and paying for my items while I thoroughly filled my pants, and peed them, too, soaking my legs and shoes and making a puddle. Once I was empty and ready to go, I made my way to the bathrooms, not looking at anyone I saw. There was a family bathroom, luckily, so I went in there. I examined my pants in the mirror. The pee still didn't show too much, but they had a huge bulge sagging in the back that was starting to stain brown. I pulled down my pants and saw my panties, showing even more obvious signs of my accidents. I dumped the poop out in the toilet and cleaned myself up, as well as rinsing the panties out in the sink and putting them in a wet bag to wash later. I still didn't have any new pants, and I wasn't eager to put those or my wet shoes back on, but at least now I had one of the pullups I'd just bought on under them for my walk home.
So yeah. Even though I just bought a box of pullups, I dunno if they'll get used for a while... I think it's back to diapers for me, at least until I can stop pooping in them!Gemma
To college mom
I had some really bad problems in uni in the communal bathrooms, I too used to hold it for weeks until I visited my parents but got round it after an embarrassing a and e visit, I used to hold it until 5 am so I got the bathroom alone and went then.
I spent the whole year with stomach aches though, worst was when someone else came in to their business.. I couldn't go then
Once I had a real bad stomach I asked permission to go to the toilet during gym, the teacher didn't usually let us go but I explained a few times I had a really bad stomach and eventually he let mea. There is one toilet in the corner of the changing room with a partition wall but no door and the gap faced most of the room so it was pointless. Luckily the rest of the class were doing the lesson so I had the room to myself and I exploded into that toilet like fireworks had gone off.
Diarrhoea and farting galore. After 5 or so mins it slowed down but I still felt unwell and just sat there expecting more.
Then someone came into the changing room, it was a girl from my class who always trys to bunk gym.
I completely froze. She hadn't seen me when I let out a huge involuntary fart and she yelped in shock.
WTAF she said looking at me. Sorry was all I could reply as I kept on farting another wave hit me, she was saying eew but not bothered enough to leave apparently and I said look away you're not allowed in here it's the boys. Never in my life have I ever been so embarrassed.
She said yeah but the best place for me to bunk is in here as they're not gonna look for me here. I did think that's kinda smart but I desperately wanted her to leave. I said sorry so many times, I just couldn't stop the diarrhoea splattering and sonic booms echoing in the toilet. She came a bit closer but sat far enough away to avoid the smells and started talking saying she hates sports and exercise and wished she didn't have to do it. I could tell she definitely liked being able to rant as usually she bunked on her own.
This went on a bit, she then paced and got closer so I really tried to cover my private parts and she said she'd seen it all before, they're never as big as the guy pretends them to be and she's not a virgin.
I completely blushed and went red and I knew she could tell. At the time I was a virgin
Anyway I was pooping a storm and just replied in nods and grunts with the odd yeah.
Once done I had to wipe, she kept yapping but saw how uncomfortable I was and looked away so I wiped as quick as I could and yanked my boxers and shorts up not looking at her.
She must have turned back around because then she said the worst possible thing "huh you're alot smaller than my ex" my confidence broke and I was shattered inside.
That was the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me. I went to leave but she said why go as I had already missed half of gym by now.
She was right and I was kinda shaken I couldn't face gym and I couldn't face her I just sat and stared at the floor.
She carried on talking at me but I wasn't taking it in then I heard a thud and what I thought was water pouring.
I only looked up ever so slightly and saw her sat on the toilet panties down having a pee.
Sheepishly I looked down again my face got redder. I had never seen a girl on the toilet before. After a couple mins she was still sat there , I hadn't heard her move then I could hear crackling and a grunt then a huge plop. She sighed I heard the rustling of tp as she wiped but no flush.
When she was done she walked on over to me and asked if I was ok and touched my shoulder. I practically finches and murmured yeah I'm fine.
She said aww cute and a few words of how it was nice to have company for a change then left the room.
When the boys came back I was hadn't moved as lost track of time, was in a trance in my head just thinking about that comment over and over again when the boys started commenting on the smell and one saw the poop she had done in the toilet and they all thought it was me obviously so I got a bit of stick for the massive shit.
Nobody tried to flush it, I didn't look at it myself but the boys who did kept commenting on it's size. How could someone so petite produce such a poop I don't know.
Anyway that was by far the most embarrassing moment of my life and I still feel embarrassed just thinking about it
Annie
Did a big poop
Hi all. Got up this morning, went pee and brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had some kind of spicy ish soup with lots of vegetables, a cup of tea and sips of warm water. After breakfast I took my medications, refilled my water jar and took that, my Walmart bag and my mug downstairs. Microwaved the 2nd jar of water and slowly drank that while surfing the net. My stomach felt very full and hard. Finally a few minutes ago I got the urge so I grabbed my Walmart bag, waited for one of the guys to come out of the washroom and when he did I went in, put my Walmart bag against it, grabbed the toilet paper and walked to the toilet. Pulled down my dark sweatpants and green boy shorts and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. A lot of semi-solid thick poop came out. There was so much coming out that I flushed halfway. Finally I was done so I took some toilet paper and wiped well. Tossed it into the toilet, pulled up my pants and underwear and looked in the toilet. There was nothing in there (whoops). I'm not sure how big it was but it felt pretty big so I flushed halfway just in case to prevent clogging. Flushed the toilet again, washed my hands, grabbed my Walmart bag (which I had put my phone into) and water jar and left the bathroom. Turned off the light, went to my room, put the bag down, dried my hands on my towel and made another jar of warm water (the jar was empty). Hopefully I can do another big poop after lunch or sometime this afternoon or evening. Get all this crap out of me. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
AnnieAlexandria
Reply
Hannah-
Usually I don't wipe after peeing when wearing a Victorian style dress, i try to wipe after a poo though.
PN
Response to Travis
It's so interesting reading your story where it was apparently much easier for you to pee in a urinal in a crowded restroom than to poop into a stall. That seems so counterintuitive to me because for me the problem has always been peeing in public. For a long time I would literally be unable to start peeing, no matter how desperately I needed to go, if there was anyone watching or nearby. I was a little shy about pooping in a public restroom too (and still am), but nothing like the same degree. My pee anxiety seemed to decrease at some point during my 30s so that now it is much less of an issue, but for a lot of my earlier life I would literally be unable to go even if my bladder was about to burst.
Skidmarked from Columbia
cars and skibidoos
Hey ladies and dudies and circles, I feel motivated and inspired to write a post ;)
I went to orientation last Friday for a truck conference. I'm not gonna say the name of the company. I was in Atlanta Georgia. Promise this post has to do with bathroom shit... just be patient. HAD A LONG-ASS ORIENTATION. Was looking for an all-you-can-eat and couldn't find a buffet but we found a restaurant. It was this cute Korean place. The food took forever but IT WAS SO CUUUUTE!!! There were so many "mini side dishes" of high-quality seaweed watermelon and Korean pasta. And the mini-entra was so perfect cuts of uhmmm beef maybe could be dog or cat lol. But whatever it was it was scrumptious!
When I paid we went home and on the way, my friend JUST HAD TO PEE IN THE BOTTLE. He got a little piss on the driver's seat. I don't understand why exactly he did that like literally there's a gas station and a Burger King RIGHT THERE!!! I wasn't gonna fuss about it because he's awesome and his life is kinda difficult and he is my FRIEND.
Another instance was yesterday, I gave a different friend a ride to work and his crazy companion went along. Turned out none of them wanted to work. But at least they paid me. I was going home and I kid you not the crazy guy peed his pants! (he's permanently banned for eternity) He's not my friend and I knew he did it on purpose, so I kicked him out.
Now unto skibidoos... I'm not from earth. I'm from the planet Skibidoo 37 in the galaxy Milky Way 3. As you probably heard online. These toilet people took over my home planet and now these robot boom box people gotta FLUSH them! All skibidoos are toilet invaders. We have been getting some wins but now our robots are getting destroyed :( And we are losing big time. I hope we get our planet back!
Anyways here's a few questions
Have you ever peed in your car? Was it in a bottle are all over yourself?
Have you ever had to call out because you pissed yourself before work?
If you piss yourself and it's noticable do you always change first thing or what?
How bad does a skidmark have to be before it's considered that you just pooped yourself? Like if you are doing laundry.
2 questions just for Skidmarked from Seattle but anyone is MORE THAN welcome to answer- What's the worse skidmark you ever got? And another question have you ever peed yourself by accident?
Sunday, September 17, 2023
Travis
Response to Jenny
In Jenny's post, she asked if any guys ever were peeing at a urinal and unexpectedly had to move to a stall to poop. My story doesn't quite match the question but I figured I would share anyway.
I'm a guy who has always had anxiety about a lot of things, including a phobia of pooping in public restrooms so it's very rare that I do it. Many years back, I thought that maybe I should try to do something to get over that phobia, so what I decided to try was to go about my day at home like normal until I needed to poop, and then instead of pooping at home, I would drive somewhere and force myself to go in a public bathroom.
When it came time to me to go, I drove up to my local Target. I walked into the men's room which is immediately in the front of the store by the entrance. Because of my long-time pooping phobia, I was really nervous about this plan - my heart racing, my body feeling cold.
Unfortunately when I walked in, I found the restroom was busy. I don't remember the exact details at this point but I think there was a guy at the sink, a guy at a urinal, and maybe another guy who was exiting a stall. Because of all the guys in there, I lost all my courage and couldn't bring myself to walk into a stall to poop. I decided to abort the mission and would just poop at home. However, I didn't want to seem like I went in there for no reason, so I walked over to a urinal and peed.
As I finished peeing, I realized that the other guys had all finished up what they were doing and left, leaving me alone in the bathroom. This allowed me to regain a little bit of confidence, so I walked over to one of the stalls to poop as originally planned. I was still super anxious with my heart pounding but I was able to poop successfully. While I was still seated but after I dropped my log, a guy did come in and use the urinal but weirdly his presence didn't add to my nervousness, so I guess if I'm already in the action it's fine, but it's hard for me to start the process if others are around.
But yeah, that's my story. I know it's not quite what Jenny was asking as she was looking more for guys who were at the urinal already and then suddenly realized they also had to poop, whereas in my case I knew I had to go but it was just my anxiety that made me use a urinal before moving into a stall to have my poop. But at any rate, I hope you guys enjoyed my story.Lucie
Courtesy peeing
Mary: As far as I know, modesty pee and courtesy pee both mean peeing through your clothing instead of exposing yourself. The difference is the reason why it's done: modesty pee in done because you don't want to expose yourself. Whereas courtesy pee is done because it would be rude and inconsiderate towards other people to drop pants and go.
I have also heard the term courtesy pooping used. First time I heard it was from my mum. We were walking home from somewhere, and she was really needing to poop. Maybe a kilometer left to our home she told be she wouldn't be able to hold it until we got home. Since it was rather quiet on the street I asked her why wouldn't she just go in the bushes. She explained to me that it would be inconsiderate towards other people to leave a pile of poop on the ground, even though if no-one would see her. She said that she would just do a courtesy poop, which she explained meant going in pants to not to cause inconvenience to others.
I'd also be curious to hear your opinions: what would you do in a similar situation? And what would you prefer other people to do?
Hannah
Question to Alexandria
Is it difficult to wipe after peeing in Victorian style dresses? Do you ever just go without wiping because of the difficulty?Wayne
Half Door Urgent
So a couple of years ago I had the urge for a mega dump. I knew this particular toilet had 2 stalls so I rushed down the stairs to the toilets but greeted by 2 shut half doors. I just stood there listening to these 2 blokes talking. After 10mins I actually asked if one was almost finished. One bloke said sorry mate I'm still full but the other one looked at me, and started wiping. He was joking about the smell that he was leaving me. I said it didn't matter as I was going to add to it which made him laugh. I was so desperate i already had my belt undone! He couldn't get the toilet to flush and apologised but i said it didn't matter. He came out only wearing a t-shirt and boxers as i rushed inside. He then stood outside his friends stall as I was loudly shitting. He looked over the door and laughed saying lucky he was able to give me his seat
His friend was still shitting. They started asking me questions and telling me about their homeless situation. I told them i had been homeless and knew their situation about shitting. At this point my 2nd wave hit and it was loud! The bloke looked over the door and actually asked if I was OK because of the sound and smell. I looked up and just said thanks but i was worried the toilet was getting full and it would touch my balls!.
At this point the first bloke started farting. He said "oh damn, i wasnt finished but i felt sorry for you" I actually "you should have finished before giving me the seat" He laughed and said "Don't worry about it" He then lent over the his friend stall and said" we need to swap now" He actually open his friends door while his mate quickly left, with his briefs still round his ankles. His mate exploded on the toilet. I went to get some paper but there wasnt any left. I asked if there was any to spare in the other toilet. His mate shuffled over and grabbed some from the open stall and passed it over the door. I stood to wipe and looked into the full toilet and laughed. I opened the door and was greeted with the sight of the other friend standing there with his briefs round his ankles and his t-shirt slightly pulled up so it didnt touch his dirty arse. His shuffled into the toilet and laughed, shut the door and took a seat. He farted again loudly. His friend looked up and said must have been something we ate earlier. I washed my hands, thanked him for giving up his seat. He laughed as he grunted out more shit as i walked out the room!Steve A
To College Mom (Dorm Bathrooms)
Since I'm a college graduate, it depends on the type of dorm building students are living in. Some have dorm rooms with private bathrooms for each roommate, while others have bigger communal bathrooms for everyone on their side of the floor. At my college, the suite type dorms with bathrooms/showers were slightly more expensive than the traditional dorms.
I lived in the traditional dorm buildings with communal bathrooms, and even though I didn't mind it at all, we had single use bathrooms on the first floor if anyone felt uncomfortable going in front of their peers.
In my opinion, it shows every student that this a part of college life, depending on where they live, and that some students may need some time to get used to sharing a bathroom with their peers/roommates.Petro
To Esme:
Hi, Esme!
As other users of this forum, I'm glad to see you here and I'm glad to read your posts! I'd like to ask you some questions, if you don't mind:
1. Is it difficult for you to poop?
2. As you are pooping, have you usually to strain a lot for pushing your poop out?
3. Do you usually fart before you start pooping?
4. As you sit down on the toilet for pooping, have you to push a lot before your first turd comes out?
5. Do you always poop by yourself?
6. Do you usually poop as you feel an urge for it? Do you ever try to poop without having an urge? Can you do it in that case?
7. If you have to push a big poop out, is it pleasant for you? Do you enjoy of it?
8. If you've pushed a big poop out, are you proud of it?
9. Do you like peeing too? If you pee a lot of urine out, is it a pleasant thing for you?
10. As you sit down on the toilet for peeing, do you ever try to poop after you've peed?
11. Do you ever make a buddy dump with somebody?
12. Do you ever poop outdoors?
Forgetful
Trina- what does SPAS (Catherine and Shannon)stand for ?
it sounds so familiar ?Girl Answer
Jenny's survey
Guys- Do you ever pee in a urinal , then have to move to a stall to poop unexpectedly ? Gals if this happens to you, are you happy your are already on the toilet or are you annoyed? Have you ever sat down to pee, then needed to poop but got up before you had to poop just because you didn't have time?
This happened to me once on a date. We were having a great conversation and I didn't want to get up but I had to pee since before my date. I sat down to pee and farted out a turd. I felt another turd coming but I didnt want my date to think I was pooping as I scrambled the quickest wipe. My my pee was really long anyway but I didn't want to take a chance. Drawback, I had to poop the rest of the date, but I was having a great time. This was my second favorite date ever and it would have been # if I didnt have to pee for half of the date and poop the second half.
Related, I excused myself to pee before having sex the first time with my boyfriend, but actually had to fart. I held my cheeks wide so he would not hear anything as the bathroom was next to his room. I panicked as I made no sound but the fart was a little wet so I once again wadded up some toilet paper and wiped as quietly as possible. I really soaped my hands so the soap smell covered up any fart or poop smell. It was really frightening and embarassing for 30 seconds, but I was glad that happened then rather than in the middle of getting intimate for the first time.
Arrow
First post
Hello everyone,
My name is Arrow, and I have read and enjoyed posts from this site for many years, but this is my first ever post :) I'm 22, from the South, have blonde hair/green eyes, and a big butt lol. I think I weigh around 130 lbs! I enjoy reading archived posts on this site from Carmalita, bloated butt, etc, but I enjoy new posts from Avery and Esme who have finally encouraged me to work up the guts to write a post of my own. I love listening to others take a huge relieving dump. I can rarely poop in a public bathroom myself, but sometimes I'll purposefully stay in one a little longer than needed in hopes I'll hear something…I haven't had much luck lately unfortunately, but I hope to have more to report on soon! For now though….I hope a live toilet poop post will satisfy everyone! I've been holding in my poop all day at work, and can feel a massive turd waiting to come out. I haven't pooped since Friday so I know it's gonna be a monster. I still have a little less than an hour at work before I can go sit on my toilet at home and push this one out…so far the urge to go isn't too bad, but I definitely feel full and can feel a turd gently pressing on my butt! I farted in my car after my lunch break and it smelled SO BAD. I will update this post once I'm actually on the toilet :)
LIVE FROM THE TOILET: I'm back at home and clenching my buttcheeks together as I'm walking to my toilet! Just pulled up my dress and plopped my butt onto the toilet and let out an airy fart…I'm really struggling to keep these turds in as a type this! Gave a tiny push and my first turd just plopped out. It's maybe four inches long and 2 inches wide. Just gave a bigger push and a bunch came out at once! There's at least 3 or 4 more turds just like the first, and then a longer and thinner one snaking around the bowl. What a relief to get all of this out! I moaned a bit as I was pushing the last bit out. It feels so amazing to finally get a load of turds out of my butt and into the toilet, especially when I can just push most of it out at once. Now that I'm standing up to wipe and looking into the bowl, it looks like I actually produced much more than I thought! Some of the turds are longer/thicker than what I thought, and one is completely folded in half from being so large. I can't believe I pushed all that out in almost one push! It took two flushes to get it all down and I had to wipe my butt a lot. That is all for now :) in the meantime, please feel free to ask me any questions.
To College Mom:
I get where you're coming from, but 2 bathrooms for 10 people sounds scant to me. I hope there are other options nearby for times when they are both occupied.
PJ (He/Him)
I did it again: peeing in the car and skids (not wheels)
Once again, I found myself driving around with my sleeping son needing to urinate. I did want to wake him up, and I was not going to leave him in the car in the heat.
However, this time all I had was an empty aluminum can. It was a little dicey as I peed twice. First time I nearly filled up the can, but I was worried I was going to make a mess in my forester. The second time I filled up the can and I knew I had more so it was a little scary stopping, dumping, than going again. I wasn't sure I was going to stop my stream. I did, but there were a few drops that I quickly wiped. I was in a public area that I was worried I would look suspicious dumping out a pop can out of my car. Finally, I was worried I was going to cut my p**** aiming into the small opening of the aluminum can. Worse case scenario I cut myself and end up peeing significantly all over my car. That didn't happen but what a scary rush. I have not told my wife or anyone. I'm glad I get to share that here.
On another topic, my wife and I do have an honest relationship and we have been talking recently about a topic I see here often: skidmarks. I do get skidmarks on my boxer shorts a few times a month and sometimes on light colored boxers. I have a hairy butt and crack so I have never been surprised. I've seen countless white briefs skidmarked in smelly locker rooms growing up. It wasn't until college when I realized women with their less hairy bottoms get them too, epically the popularity of the thong over the last 20 years. I have been in three serious adult relationships, and have been physical with five women, and I can tell you three of those women I would catch a skidmarked pair of underpants .
Anyway, my wife, a pediatric physician who is very attractive and clean gets them regularly on her thongs. Upon reading recent posts, I may notice she gets them more when she wears dresses as perhaps it is harder to wipe pulling up a dress. I do ALL the laundry in the home. She also gets very busy and admits sometimes She wipes three times without looking and moves on. However, last weekend we had a buzzed conversation a couple drinks on how we are supposed to get clean with dry toilet paper. We both see lot of ads on our social media for alternates to dry toilet paper from sprays to bidets to wipes. Out conclusion is nobody gets clean from wiping even if you cannot see skidmarks. We are contemplating buying a hellotushy bidet. They have some pretty funny but insightful posts on Instagram.
Annie
Accidentally clogged my caregiver's toilet
Had lunch at my exercise program (cheese dumplings or perogies, a cup of iced tea, a cup of black coffee and a cup of hot water). Had another cup of hot water and a cup of water earlier in the program. Finally after I came home and had a jar of warm water I needed to poop. Grabbed my Walmart bag, turned on the light, closed the door and put the bag against it. Walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. Poop chunks started coming out and filled the toilet. They felt really hard. Finally I was done (I'm still blocked up). Took some toilet paper, wiped well, pulled my pants and underwear up and tried to flush the toilet. It wouldn't go down and the water level in the toilet was low. Washed my hands, dried it on my towel and went upstairs and called my caregiver. I explained to her what happened. She came out of her room and went downstairs and spent quite a while trying to unclog the toilet. She just finished not long ago. I have been drinking plenty of warm water to soften everything else up. I hope that works.
Hopefully everyone is staying safe, happy, healthy and peeing and pooping well.
AnnieJenny
I had really good poop this morning. I slept for more than 8 hours per my fit bit. I have been in slept debt for a while so I felt rested but groggy. Often I will poop after my coffee, but I had a big poop with in 5 minutes of getting up. It really smelled and I made " an island" from the poop piling up a few inches above the water level. I flushed before wiping . I honestly wiped three times but didn't look at the paper as I know I was going to shower shortly. I woke up a bit more with a giggle as my husband grabbed my butt while was brushing my teeth passing me to pee in the toilet. I tried not to choke on the toothpaste and mumbled "be careful, you might want to wash your hands"
Esme
a tartan mini? a cute dress but I would feel super naked on a toilet pulling that skirt up and my underwear down to my ankles? At least it's easier to pull up, wipe and not get poop on? Pooping between classes was impossible as even as fast of a pooper I am, no time to clean up (hands and butt). I literally only pooped between classes once in high school. I bunched a bunch of single square TP, wiped once and pulled up my black thong, washed my hands thoroughly ( even before I was a nurse I always cleaned my hands very well) and we still late for class. My teacher was chill so I didn't get dinged. At first I wish I took my time and wiped better, but I was doomed with the single square toilet paper anyway. At least I had a black thong and no visible skid, but I swore I could smell my dirty thong all day. Most of my high school poops were after school between sports and activities. Does your underwear have ..casualties ..when you poop at school?
Travis
Smart plan to approach your public pooping anxiety . I like how target bathrooms are in the front and not in the back or hidden like most stores. You had some bad luck with the occupants though. How trying again with the single toilet Starbucks bathrooms to start, no stalls or other occupants. Then (hopefully) empty restroom maybe in the morning before crowds come in. Maybe after while poop with one other person in a two stall bathroom so you know more people cannot come in (not counting urinals). Even though I pooped in public restrooms in high school, I kind of had to retrain myself to poop exclusively in a bathroom stall in college living on the dorms and all
Wiping habits survey
1. How Many squares do you wipe with a number 2 and number 1 if you have female anatomy?
*A lot. Maybe at least 4 layers folded. I tried bunching thinking I could cover my bug butt better but I ended up getting poop on my hand and still got a skid. I wipe once on the front separately of course when I pee and poop
2. Do you fold the toilet paper neatly or bunch the toilet paper when you wipe assuming you use more than one square?
*See above
3. Do you lean forward while sitting when you wipe or do you stand?
*stand for my butt, but I sit for my front without leaning when I pee
4. How often do you get skidmarks in you white or light colored underwear?
*3-6 days a week with light colored underwear.
5. Do you use any alternatives to toilet paper (i.e wet wipes, bidet, Unwipe) to get cleaner than toilet paper?
*I have wet wipes at home
6. Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper that is most comfortable, cost effective or other preference?
*No we use Costco brand toilet paper and wet wipes at home. If I poop at a friends I notice the paper is softer but nothing is bad as the one ply toilet paper at schools, gyms and workSTEPHEN.P
Past five weeks have been eating loads of fruit from the trees apples ,plumbs red currents and figs .i had been pooping every morning @seven o clock and again in afternoon or evening.
last Monday went to gym changed into my exercise clothes tee shirt
premier fit pants shorts and trainers. I went to exercise room,two hours on exercise bike ,came back to changing room,as i pulled the door open,pooped my pants , went to disabled toilet opened door pooped again had a wee then pooped again as my pants were sliding down .
I switched on the shower through pants full of poop into bin and cleaned up, sat on toilet and had a wee,went back to changing room got dressed went home. the following two days I tried several times to have
a BM drank loads of water throughout day then had to wee ten times during the night,as I sleeping in the camper I was using the THETFORD 100
THURSDAY morning sat on ADVENTURIDGE potty could not poop before driving to WHITSANDS BAY,I stopped in the services on M5 had a wee then drove another FORTY miles then stopped in a layby,i walked into the field and continued another 25 yds ,took off my trainers shorts and pants squatt down ,had a wee then pushed,at last I was now going a NUMBER TOO five minutes later wiped with four sheets of cushelle toilet paper,dressed went back to van had a flask of coffee then drove off
When I arrived at campsite un loaded van gathered my beach bag and belongings took food from fridge then made my way to the beach a twenty minuite down hill walk,changed into my swimwear then then walked into the sea as soon as the water was round waist stood still a had a wee took of my swimwear walked back a few yards squatted down and went a NUMBER TOO , a women walked past said are you ok I replied having a crap she said me also she stopped 25 yds away another women joined her
they both squatted together I stood after five minutes then squatted again to poop before putting my swimwear back on then went for a swim before returning to beach.
I sat and eat my food two hours later I went back into the water had a wee before getting dressed then went back to van
Annie
Just had a hard poop
Hi all Got up this morning, went pee and when I flushed the toilet the water came up. I had to get my caregiver and tell her. She said one of the guys who lives here probably clogged it. She unfortunately had to fix it while I was eating breakfast (noodles with an egg and vegetables in some kind of soup/broth, a jar of warm water and a cup of tea). I just got back from the bathroom myself. Had a hard poop that was like rocks. It didn't clog luckily but I am increasing my water to make everything softer so everything else can come out. Drinking more warmish hot water and will do stretches and exercises in my room. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping
Annie
Lana
Three Shy Poopers Facing a Line
I was staying at a youth hostel with only three toilets and sinks per floor. One morning, there was a bit of a line and you could hear these familiar but private sounds from girls trying to find relief while you waited for your turn just inches from their stall doors! When it was finally my time, I sat down in the middle toilet and started pushing, but it was difficult as I had a bit of stage fright. I also tried to be quiet to hear the girls sitting next to me and I was equally excited to be heard by the girls in line in front of our stall doors. We had no problem peeing, but after that, we had around three minutes of awkward silence with only soft grunts and breathing, the girls waiting outside our stalls started to lose their patience and I heard one say to the others, "don't worry, I think they are almost done." Still nothing after 5min, so they finally left for the toilets below and the bathroom was now empty. My poopmate on the left flushed and quickly left without washing hands. (Maybe angry she couldn't poop with the awkward silence?) I managed to only get a small pellet out for my efforts, so I went out to check her empty toilet which was equally disappointing. I tricked my right poopmate by opening and closing the outside door so she would think I left the toilets, but stayed listening by the sink pretending to fix my hair just in case. Suddenly, I finally heard a single plop with a sigh of relief. She wiped three times, flushed and emerged surprised to see she wasn't alone, and quickly glanced down in shame with a nervous smile. She was a very pretty and young slim brunette with light skin and hair! She left after washing her hands really fast, and I quickly went into her stall to enjoy her poop scent and warm toilet seat. There were very faint skid marks. My only disappointment of the day was not being able to perform with a line facing me, just like the other girl, but I felt happy I indirectly helped the other girl with her poop when I tricked her!Rose
Reply to Mary
I have never heard the term modesty pee before, but that definitely sounds useful in situations where you can't find a private place to pee. Do you have any tips how to execute the modesty pee in different kind of clothes so that it's as discreet as possible and your clothes stay as dry as possible?
Petro
To Kerri:
Hello, Kerri!
I read your story "Hiking poop" a few days ago and i liked it very much. I'd like to ask you some questions, if you don't mind.
1. How old are you?
2. In what region do you live?
3. As you were pooping in the woods with Jamie, were your turds big? Was it difficult for you to push them out? And for Jamie?
4. After you peed, were you pushing a lot, before your turds fell out? And Jamie?
5. Is it usually difficult for you to poop?
6. As you are pooping, have you usually to strain a lot for pushing your poop out?
7. Do you usually fart before you start pooping?
8. As you sit down on the toilet for pooping, have you usually to push a lot before your first turd comes out or does everything fall out at once?
9. Do you always poop by yourself?
10. Do you usualy poop as you feel an urge for it? Do you ever try to poop without an urge? Can you do it in that case?
11. Do you like pooping? If you have to push a big poop out, is it pleasant for you? Do you take it for a positive thing?
12. If you've pushed a big poop out, are you proud of it?
13. As you sit down on the toilet for peeing, do you ever try to poop after you've peed?
14. Do you make sometimes a buddy dump with somebody? And did you ever make it as a child and at times you went to school?
15. Did you ever poop outdoors before that incident you described here?
David P
Scared to do a poo
David P here,
A quick update first, Two days ago I had a sloppy cow pat poo after having some ice cream, for some reason it made my ???? hurt and my poo soft and mushy. Then the next day I had to strain for this little pebble poo. This morning I did not need to go for a poo so I said oh well I don't think I need a poo today and then like 5 minutes after my body was like haha just joking you need a poo now!!! So I sat on the toilet for a while, the urge was very subtle so I never bothered to try. I sat for like 5 minutes and then the urge to push came on. I have a push and knew I needed to push hard unless it would not come out. So I kept on pushing and the tip of the poo came out. I pushed again and the poo slide out again I looked between my legs and saw this poo tip hanging out. I pushed again and then some fat knobbly bit came out. Then it landed with a flop onto the toilet paper I had put out for it into the toilet bowl. The poo was probably like 4 inches long. It was dark brown, really hard and knobbly and had a bit of a mucus coating. I wiped, my bum was clean as it was so hard. I flushed and washed my hands. I had to strain and push but never took me longer than 1 minute of actual pushing.
As nothing is happening much right now I thought to post a story from a while ago as Brent C requested a story from when I had chronic constipation as a child, this story was when I was like 10.
Here is a story where I hadn't had a poo for like two weeks. The doctor had been prescribing stool softeners and had felt my intestines and said they were loaded full of poo, the doctor said I needed to go when my body gave me the urge to go but I had mostly lost urges to go. But when I get urges for a poo, I tended to clench my muscles and hold back the poo due to fear it would hurt. After two weeks of holding it, I mostly got numb and lost all my urges to go. I found that when I got back home from school my pants had skids and sometimes I had leaked watery poo into them that had slid past the harder piece stuck further up. This had happened today, I got back home. My Mum was home and said she could smell poo and asked if I had leaked again. I tended not to smell it so I said I didn't know. She asked how long I hadn't had a poo for and I said I didn't know probably going on longer than a week. She said that is a very long time. We went upstairs and went in the bathroom, My mum followed me in. I took off my pants and they were caked in poo. Mum was shocked but said not to worry and said to put my pants in the bin and throw them away. She told me to sit on the toilet and see what I could get out. I said I was scared and didn't want to and Mum said "you really need to try, I will help you." So I sat on the toilet and Mum sat on the floor. I sat there and nothing was stirring so I told Mum "It's not ready yet" and Mum told me to try and relax, and said "it's not going to come unless you push", "Ok, but I'm scared it will hurt" I said. Mum looked at me and reached out her hand. "Hold my hand as you push, we will get this out of you, you can't keep this poo inside of you any longer." Mum counted down 3,2,1 and said PUSH!. I took a deep breath and pushed. I kept pushing and pushing and could feel my anus trying to stretch. Mum held my hand and squeezed it, she said "Come on, you can do this!". I pushed, heaved and grunted then the tip of this giant knobbly hard poo showed it't head! I cried out in pain "oww it's so big and painful, I can't, I'm too scared!'. I stopped pushing and the poo slid back in. Mum looked at me with stern eyes. "You really need to get this out, it's not going to come out unless you keep pushing". Mum told me to have a rest and get off the toilet and walk around the room as the walking would help it move out. So I got back up, my trousers and pants around my ankles and walked around the bathroom up and down. I got the urge to go again and Mum told me to sit on the toilet again and try. The urge came over me and my anus gave me the signal to push but I was really scared and clenched my bottom hole tight. Mum was annoyed at me and wanted me to push. I was really scared for some reason of what I will call the wave that came over me to push, it felt so scary. I would wait until that wave subsided and give a little push but nothing could come out. I asked my Mum what the wave feeling was and she said that wave means that your body wants you to push. So when the next wave came on I reluctantly began to push again, I kept pushing and grunting until the poo was out further. I stopped to rest again and then the poo sucked itself back up. Mum was disappointed with me for giving in. "Not again, we were doing so well, now we will have to start again". I gave a particularly hard push which ended in a loud grunt. Mum asked if I was ok. I said "I'm ok, the poo is out far enough not to get sucked back in now but it's really stretching me wide open and its going to take some hard pushing to get through this". Mum replied, "Don't worry we will get through this". I said I am so tired and will need to sit and rest for a while. So I sat there with this massive fat poo sticking out of my bum like a tail, I looked between my legs and it was so massive. "Don't just look at your poo, you need to keep pushing" said Mum. I began pushing gently, then just then the phone rang downstairs. Mum got up and said "I will have to get that". Mum went downstairs and picked up the phone, I could hear her talking to her friend. I was really scared of the pain and really hate having a poo but I thought I want to impress Mum and finish before she got back. I sat there, pushing and pushing and grunting. I formed a fist with my hands and gritted my teeth. I held onto the toilet seat and pushed and pushed as this massive poo gradually came out. Mum was still talking away on the phone as I pushed and grunted. Just then I could feel the widest part of my poo had come out, I could feel it wasn't quite so fat. I sat back for a moment and began to continue pushing but more gently. Then this massive poo fell from my bum hole and landed in the toilet with a massive plop. I felt so good! I knew Mum was on the phone but I instantly yelled out to her downstairs that "I've done the big one". Mum called back "What?" So I said again, and Mum said "Oh, well done". It was good that I had pushed out the big poo and felt proud of myself but also so scared of the whole process and did not want to have to go through that ever again, I was so scared of poo and what it felt like. I felt Like there was a poo stuck inside so I gave some really hard pushing, All that pushing and straining forced out my rectum from my hole. Out came this red tube, I thought it was a poo I was pushing but really it was my rectum. Mum finished on the phone and came back up, She helped push back my rectum inside and I wiped my very sore bottom (forever) as it was really itchy and sore. I had to scratch it with the toilet paper as it was so itchy. I also noticed my bum was bleeding and then flushed. Luckily it went away. I washed my hands and went down stairs. Mum asked "Do you feel better now?" And I said "Yes". Then Mum gave me a lecture on how I need to keep up going for a poo now the big blockage was out. I just kept nodding. Mum really tried to help me but did not understand I had this fear of doing a poo becuase of the pain. I sat downstairs for about 30 mins then I got the urge for a poo again. I knew there was lots more up inside me. But I decided to go back to holding it again as I didn't want to go through all that again. So the cycle continued until next time I had to force myself to go again!Thunder
Toilet troubles
The other morning first thing I sat on the toilet had a bit of a difficult movement and then discovered the batteries in the bidet had gone flat, so I had to wipe the old-fashioned way.
The problem was I am so stiff and restricted in my movements. I cramp up in my legs, so had to consider the wiping job half done!
I went to get up off the throne and fell back. I was so dizzy, so I then had to move along the wall, using it for support to get into my bed in the next room to recover.
My occupational therapist has got me onto a bottom wiper, which is like a long stick and toilet paper is wrapped around it. I've only had one attempt and all that happen was just spread the poo everywhere so I need further lessons from my OT
Thanks for reading the above.
Thunder.Willa
@Esme… thank you so much for the kind words, and for being open enough to bring up the "sexual" aspect of all this…I hear ya, girl!
Really wishing I had some good stories lately but it's been pretty mundane! Tonight the wife and I went out to a favorite local wine bar for dinner, and halfway thru I felt the urge for a poop. I excused myself and went to the (unfortunately) single women's room. With no hope of a pooping buddy, I quickly sat down, spread my butt wide and let loose. It all happened very quickly, lots of gas, and multiple pieces of poop quickly plopping into the toilet. It felt quite enjoyable, but having no one to "perform" for made it kind of hollow. I wiped a few times, then flushed and went back to my sweetie. Pretty boring…sorry everyone. When I have more time maybe I'll dig back into my memory banks for some past stories!Taylor
Office Poopin'!
Hi everyone, Taylor here, long time no speak! I am sorry I have been away for so long. I had a tremendous poop at work today I'd like to share with you. I had felt the urge to go while driving to the office but I decided to wait until my break instead of going as soon as I arrived. Over the next 5 hours I could feel the urge getting stronger and I was becoming progressively more excited to sit on the toilet. I just knew it was going to be a good one and I couldn't wait to experience it. Shortly before 1:30 I was relieved (heh) of my duties and I headed straight to the single room ladies toilet on my floor. Almost giddy with excitement as I locked the door. My stomach gurgled with agreement, I am sure seeing the toilet had a strong phycological effect.
I unzipped my pencil skirt and pulled it all the way down to my calves along with my thong before lowering myself onto the waiting seat below, the comfortable contours hugging me perfectly as I leaned forward slightly. I immediately felt my urge to poop increase dramatically, a sure sign that things would be happening quickly and sure enough a couple of seconds later there was a hiss of gas as my backdoor domed before the wide head of my poop crowned. There was no effort required on my part as I was gently and pleasurably stretched by my poop creeping out slowly but steadily. It was a short while before I began to feel resistance and experience from using the office toilet many times has taught me my turd was touching the bottom of the bowl. I gently pushed and smiled to myself as I felt the solid log resume its escape. It eventually broke off with a loud "kerplunk" followed by another "plunk" a few seconds later as I discharged the remainder.
Feeling satisfied I was empty, I reached for the toilet paper and began peeing, a loud splashing dominating the room. It was a short yet very enjoyable pee and once it slowed to a halt I reached between my legs to wipe front to back. Tossing the paper into the bowl I took some more and wiped my behind, amazed at how clean the paper came back. If I wasn't wearing a thong I could have probably got away with not wiping at all in an emergency. I stood up and redressed before looking at the bowl, looking back at me was a large sausage about an inch thick, curled around the bowl in a horseshoe with a roughly six inch log in the middle mostly obscured by the toilet paper. I flushed and everything went down okay except for a very large smear across the bottom of the bowl which was taken care of by the toilet brush.
Man, I love pooping!
Petro
To T. M.
I read with great pleasure your story about with your daughter in the camp toilet, which you posted in the end of July (page 3015). I'd like to ask you a few questions if you don't mind.
1. As you were pooping there with your daughter, were you trying to poop without an urge for it? Do I comprehend right that both of you simply sat on the toilet and started pushing without having a feeling that you had to poop?
2. Did I comprehend right, it was rather difficult for both of you to poop on that day? Had both of you to strain a lot before you could push your poop out?
3. Is it usually easy or difficult for you to poop? And for your daughter?
4. As you are pooping, have you usually to strain a lot for pushing your poop out? And your daughter?
5. Do you usually fart before you start pooping? And your daughter?
6. As you sit down on the toilet for pooping, have you usually to push a lot before your first turd comes out? And your daughter?
7. Do you always poop by yourself? And your daughters too?
8. Do you usually poop as you feel an urge for it or do you prefer to sit down on the toilet and trying to poop? And what about your daughters?
9. Do you like pooping? If you have to push a big poop out, is it pleasant for you? Do you take it for a positive thing?
10. If you've pushed a big poop out, are you proud of it? And your daughters?
11. As you go for pee, do you ever try to poop after doing your pee? And your daughters?
12. Have you ever pooped outdoors? And your daughters?