Annie
Had another big poop
Hi all. I went poop about an hour or so ago so I drank another jar of water and within a few minutes I got another major urge to poop. Quickly put the jar on my desk/table, took my bedroom slippers off, opened the door, put the slippers on outside of my room. Walked to the washroom with my Walmart bag in hand, turned on the light, closed the door, put the bag against the door, pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed, filling the toilet with quite a load. Wiped after I was done, tossed the paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled up my pants and underwear and looked in the toilet. This poop was about 2 feet long and thick. Flushed the toilet, washed my hands and that's that. I will continue to drink plenty of water, eat healthy and exercise in my room and the rest of this stuff should come out. Still very bloated but it will feel better once it's all out. Stay safe, healthy and happy!
Happy peeing and pooping!
AnnieBrandon
defecation rhinorrhea
Who in here has defecation rhinorrhea? I did not know this existed until very recently. I experience this pretty often when pooping that I get a runny nose and after a couple of minutes I usually have to blow my nose. So I looked it up and apparently is not uncommon. Who else experiences this?
Sometimes I even have to sneeze while pooping and that also seems normal behavior. I learn something new everyday…
Replying to Becky
That's a tough conversation to have. I've had a similar situation with my wife for many years and she's never been able to discuss it. It doesn't happen every time, but sometimes when she pees it somehow sprays a little bit on the underside of the front of the seat. I've simply learned to always lift the seat with toilet paper to avoid getting pee on my fingers, and then wipe it so the pee doesn't drip down the rest of the seat. It usually isn't a lot, but once in a while it's totally soaked and I have to wipe quickly to avoid any drips. My wife is fairly open about bathroom stuff, she doesn't even close the door all the way in case I need to use the sink while she's peeing. Pooping is different, but she has let me watch her poop as long as it isn't diarrhea. And she'll regularly discuss her habits/regularity/recent meal effects. But when I've tried to bring up the pee under the seat she gets super embarrassed about it and acts like I'm making fun of her or embarrassing her on purpose. I don't want her to feel that way so I've just dropped it and we probably haven't talked about it in about 10 years (we've been together for 12 years).
My point is tread lightly because you don't want to make it weird. It might just be easier to clean it up and pretend it's not happening. On super rare occasions I've noticed a bit of period blood got on there as well. Logistically I'm not sure how since she doesn't like pads and only wears tampons, so I'm not sure how the blood could get mixed with the pee that's splashing upward. Maybe it happened separately when she pulled out the tampon. But I know period stuff is even more sensitive of a topic, so I've never even mentioned that detail.
I've always wondered what would happen if she used one of those public restroom toilets that has the big gap in the front of the seat. That's exactly where her pee spray lands. Would it end up spraying her pants/underwear or the floor or just drip down the front of the bowl?
Anna from Austria
Reply to Jenny
@Jenny i might have found out accidentally how that teenage girl from last story was able to make the plop sounds on the tray type toilet.
Was attending the bachelorette party of my cousin Gloria yesterday.
We had dinner at mexican place and then went to club.
At some point during that night my stomache started to rumble and I had to the Ladies to go Number 2.
Maybe the Tacos or 2 shots I had did not agree with my stomache.
The toilet was a mess like expected at such places.it was also rather busy and it took some time until I got a stall.
The stall was mess. The toilet seat was still wet. I had not time to cover the seat with toilet paper because in the meantime I got really urgent. The supply of toilet paper was also limited. SoI decided to take a hover poo.
Something I have never done before. I tried to adjust my behind in the best possible way over the toilet and then I did big prfft type of fart and my anus openend I did big very soft log. Then I did a long pee and in mid pee another smaller log.
I did the placement of my but wrong and my turds missed the tray and landed in the water instead of the tray and did the tpyical splashing sound I have not heard during my bms sindce I came back from the states.
I was lucky though that there was enough toilet paper to clean my self. But after i was done the toilet roll was empty. Was able to avoid skid marks completely.
Another good thing was that the toilets were massive. Each toilet was room completely enclosed with rather thick doors.
The music was also audible in the rest room. So I doubt that the other ladies in the rest room heard anything. I stunk up the stall a lot though. So I hope that no lady had to enter the stall for the next couple of 30 minutes lol.
I know believe that teenage girl from the last story also might have done a hover poo because she did not want to sit down.
That's my story for today.
Greetings from Austria
AnnaAnnie
Hopefully can poop later this evening or tonight
Hi all. Been eating enough as usual today and been trying to increase my water intake (been drinking plenty and always warm). Just finished and refilled another jar. Will do some stretches soon in my room (caregiver rarely takes me out because she's afraid I will have a seizure caused by a brain tumour-most of it was removed in July 2013) and continue to stay hydrated. Hopefully then later I can poop out a lot. We'll see.
Stay safe, healthy and happy peeing and pooping!
AnnieWilla
@Esme
Hey, Esme! I'm really glad you said something you did in your post…namely, that you just plop your butt on the toilet seat and poop! I'm the same…not really worried about catching something thru my butt cheeks lol! Again, so glad you're here and can't wait to hear more of your stories. Hearing that young girl plopping out pebbles while you were enjoying an amazing dump sounded like a lot of fun!
Remembering Doored Toilets
Yes, using a school toilet, especially for a bowel movement, can be stressful. Back in the day, the toilets in one wing of the mammoth high school I attended in the '90s were more modern and had stall doors. However, that was not without problems. I had a BM at school most every day. However my 5 minute sit Esme might describe was anything that I would want to extend into a longer sit.
Many of the doors were bent. It was almost like they were beaten with a fist for kicked. Several had the door latches broken off. I remember sitting and pushing my waste out and looking at a huge drawing of a male sex organ, plus gang graffiti and slurs about some of my friends. Sometimes the bowl hadn't been flushed by several users, and any splash back...well I tried to avoid it. Trying crapping with only 10% of your body on the seat because otherwise the door would be thrown open on you. One girl kept pushing at the door and when I told her to stop and that I was having a BM, "#itch, none of us should be tying things up with a f#####' shit!" That made me cry and just give up and go to class with a huge pain between my legs. A couple of days later I wanted a good experience. The door was bent and the latch was too. But I wanted a good experience because I had been taking milk of magnesia. When I got done, wiped and flushed I was elated. Then I couldn't get the latch to budge. I finally broke off two nails, got on the floor, and half crawled out on the filthy floor to get back to class. There are disadvantages to privacy.Annie
Big crap about an hour and a half after lunch
Hi everyone. Had a semi big breakfast and lunch. Finally a few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door most of the way, put my Walmart bag against it, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed quite a bit of crap out. Flushed when I was done. Took some toilet paper, wiped well, stood up, tossed the paper into the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and flushed the toilet. Washed my hands and went to my room where I dried them on my towel. I'm not sure how big the poop was but it felt like a lot. I have been drinking more warm water to soften the rest of this stuff up so that maybe I can go again later. Stay safe, healthy
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Nytecat
Here's my replies to a more recent survey!
1. Have you gotten skidmarks in the last week? How many days out of seven?
Maybe one. If that. Which I think is pretty good considering underwear constantly rides up my butt. It doesn't matter if it's boxers, briefs, or panties.
2. Do you have a hairy crack?
Now there's a question I haven't gotten before! If you really want to know, yes, there's hair in there. I don't think there's that much, but it exists. Sometimes I wonder how I compare to others in this regard but it's something I will never know.
3. Have you ever worn white briefs ( "tighty whities " without getting skidmarks in them?
I wore them for the first 25 years of my life. Once I was 8 or 9 kept them skid free most of the time. I only got bad skids if I was either unable to wipe properly or if it was a very hot and sweaty day. Then all bets were off. My worst skidmarks would make an observer wonder if I pooped my pants. But luckily that was a very rare thing for me.
4. Do you get skidmarks in boxers or boxer briefs?
With boxers, it's hard to see because of the colors and patterns. But I don't really wear them anymore. I've tried boxer briefs too but they haven't been a hit with me either. I couldn't deal with the elastics on my thighs. But I don't recall seeing bad marks when I did wear those.
5. How many times do you wipe after your poop?
Normally 2 or 3 times. But if I have very stubborn poo on my butt cheeks I'm very persistent. As the old saying goes, "If you see shit, you mustn't quit!" Time permitting of course.
6.Do you wear dark underwear to hide your skid marks?
There were a couple of occasions where I was pressed for time and I grabbed dark undies because my bottom wasn't quite clean. But for the most part, it's not something I think about.
Now it's time for a short related story. Talk about skidmarks makes me recall a childhood friend of mine who lived on my street named Kim. One day, she was wearing these tight salmon colored jeans that rode up into her butt. Even as a prepubescent kid, I both found it eye catching and I wondered how that could possibly be comfortable. But she continued playing, completely oblivious to her massive wedgie. Her mom called her in for a snack and she invited me too. Before eating, Kim decided she wanted to take a quick shower. Maybe 20 minutes later, she came down wearing a different shirt and shorts. When I was finished, snacking, I needed to use the bathroom. So I went up, closed the door and took care of business. As I was finishing up, something on the floor caught my eyes. It was a pair of yellow and white panties. It was child sized and since Kim was the only girl who lived here they had to be hers! I carefully picked them up and there was a long brown streak right down the back! It was mesmerizing. That wedgie had to be really tight and uncomfortable to do this. In the end, I felt a strange mix of disgust and admiration for the way she disregarded her undies. It also defied the long held notion that girls were clean and meticulous while boys were dirty and sloppy. I laid the panties down the same way I found them, opened the bathroom door, and went about my day.
Esme
Saturday poop
Hey again everyone! I am truly enjoying reading everyone's stories and posts! @Tricky, loved your calculus lesson interrupted...I would not have minded hearing that! This afternoon, I had an amazing poop at the same bookstore my last post occurred at. I am sure many of you can relate to what I best characterize as an 'eye watering' poop where it feels so good wanting to escape your butthole that you just sorta embrace it and let yourself enjoy it more than you should. My girlfriend Mia works at the bookstore and I was hanging out with her this afternoon when things got a bit busy with customers needing help finding a book. I needed to excuse myself by this point anyway and told her I was going to camp out in the restroom for a bit - she knows about my secret hobby and simply smiled as I walked to the restroom with the warning to "not have too much fun in there!" I could not help but blush just a little. I ended up having the the restroom to myself for the duration. I entered the middle stall and lowered my black denim shorts and thong to my ankles. Today I felt the need to open wide. It did not take long for a few audible farts to escape my butthole before it started to stretch open with that familiar crackle. This routine felt especially amazing today. My first turd slowly made its way out. I ended up having what I can best describe as a hot-dog dump. I am not sure how many turds, but all of them were about the size of a hot-dog weiner.....smooth and just thick enough to feel amazing. To me the art of counting your turds is a bit problematic. If you ever watch poop come out, it is mostly the same turd that breaks off due to gravity or angle or whatever else. What we see in the bowl can be counted, but during the act itself, counting is almost pointless. Regardless, after about 10 minutes and 8 or so plops I had a pause, but knew I was not done. My butthole felt used and was definitely dirty from the pile I had already made. At this point I closed my eyes and truly tried to embrace the moment. I opened my legs a bit further and made an audible push to get the rest moving. I pushed 3 or 4 more times and unleashed several more loud farts. I caught my breath and pushed again and was greeted by another crackle as my next turd slid out. This is where I surprised myself today as one turd was followed by another and then another - each one taking 30 seconds or so to make its plop in the toilet. I lost count as this pace continued for another 10 minutes. I know I quit hearing plops into the water at some point. I looked between my legs and saw a very large pile of turds that took up most of the toilet below. I did not have floaters today, everything congregated around the drain - but there were so many it was kind of stunning! At this point I finally acknowledged that I was entranced my by amazing poop and ignoring Mia's admonishment to not have too much fun.......oh well, life is too short not to enjoy some things too much.
Sunday, August 20, 2023
Annie
Really watery crap after breakfast
Got up this morning, went pee then went upstairs. Stomach felt full and uncomfortable. Had a good breakfast. Some kind of soupy thing with dark coloured balls, mixed vegetables, fish, red peppers, chili peppers, noodles, onions, etc. Also had warm water and tea (black, no milk) to drink. After breakfast as soon as I went downstairs I got a major urge to poop. It felt liquidy so I quickly went to my room, grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the washroom, turned on the light, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and quite a bit of liquidy crap poured into the toilet. Took about 30 seconds to finish. When I was done I took some toilet paper, wiped well and tossed the paper between my legs into the toilet. Stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and flushed the toilet. Washed my hands and that's that. Body isn't even close to empty but between going to my exercise program today, the good lunch we had, the coffee I had there and the water I will continue to drink later I should crap a lot.
Happy peeing and pooping, stay safe and happy and healthy!
Annie
Bliss & Fright on 1st Day of School
Normally in school I was doing a pee at mid-morning, a crap after lunch, and another pee after school at the park about 3 blocks away where we hung out to unwind before walking to our houses.
At the start of middle school, I was a 6th grader and in this huge building with bathrooms that were much bigger, with almost no privacy compared to my grade school. The first day Maggie asked me to keep her company in the bathroom during our study hall. I did, but the situation was really shocking to me. Like 6 toilets backed up to a wall, another group of toilets on the other side and no privacy doors.
Maggie, who was in 7th grade, seemed very accepting. I stood in front of her as she dropped her jeans and underwear to the floor and took her seat on the middle toilet. She was only seated about 20 second when he face and voice showed the bliss of the large log (her word) that came out of her. She opened her legs wider, said something about them sticking to the seat, and I pulled off some TP square for her. She said the wipe was the toughest part for her. I think the small squares made it so. She must have done 8 or 9 wipes from her seat. She said bye-bye and then reached for the flusher. I had never heard anyone say that before.
By 2 that afternoon I had to do double-duty. I was hoping to be able to hold it until I stopped in the park on my walk home. It wasn't to be. My pee was quite painful to hold in. My crap was also acting up with a lot of gas, but I was afraid letting off a fart would cause me to have an accident on the first day of school. So I hurried out of the room when the bell rang. The toilets were right across the hall. I thought my mission was accomplished. When I threw open the door I had the fright of my life. There was a male custodian there, with two water buckets on wheels and he was cleaning the toilets. I turned to run out and he called me back. He grabbed this huge sponge to clean the toilet seat closest to me. There was already soap bubbles exploding in the bowl, and he told me he would work on the other side. I was still embarrassed. He joked that he was giving me the cleanest toilet in the house.
He left and was flushing and cleaning the toilets in the other room. I both peed and dropped 5 2-inch logs. It went so fast. That was good because I was still shaking from my surprise. I wiped, probably not as good as I should have, but as I thought about it while I was washing my hands, I still wanted to get out of there ASAP. This happened 15 years ago. I told my daughter about it last week as I was prepping her for her first day of school.
Esme:
My first year of middle school when I was on the toilet I learned to close my legs fast when I heard others coming into the bathroom. To this day, however, I still like to look between my spread legs to see how good I've done.Anna from Austria
@Jenny Here in Austria not every toilet have toilet brushes especially not the really big public toilets but smaller toilets like the one at work, at the gym or in some restaurants were always equipped with a toilet brush.
About the pants. I used to pull down my pants to my ankles everytime until recently. It had had been a problem here in Austria due the higher privacy of Austrian toilets but dring my time in the States i quickly released that pulling down my pants to my ankles at public toilets is not a good idea because other people can see my pants and my underwear. So I did it like the other women and pulled my pants to knee level only.
I kept this habbit even after coming back to Austria.
greetings from Austria
AnnaAnnie
Hopefully can poop later
Hi everyone. Just finished breakfast (noodles with chili peppers, red peppers, garlic, some kind of meat, olives, etc and a jar of warm water and a cup of tea) a while ago. So hopefully after another jar of warm water and maybe some exercises and stretches in my room I can do a big poop. Have to keep hydrated to keep healthy and prevent clogging the toilet.
AnnieSkidmarked from Columbia
replies to post and survey and story
Jenny (skidmarked from Seattle)- oh I see... About skid marking your aero thong... I agree it can be disappointing. Especially when you skidmark so bad that it looks like you pooped yourself a little :( . I don't normally throw my underwear away until they get holes or had not a little but a major poop stain in them. And it don't take much skid marking for you to smell like poop. Some advice make sure to be prepared for "extra special love" in case your spouse catches that ;)
Emma- What a dream?! Hope you're ok. Did you poop yourself a little when you woke? I had heard many people dreaming they went to the bathroom only to wakeup peeing and pooping the bed! I wet the bed until 10 years old. I wet the bed after that but it was like once in a blue moon.
will take Jenny's survey:
1. Have you gotten skidmarks in the last week? How many days out of seven?
A few pairs of underwear
2. Do you have a hairy crack?
I shave most of it.
3. Have you ever worn white briefs ( "tighty whities " without getting skidmarks in them?
yeah probably at least once
4. Do you get skidmarks in boxers or boxer briefs?
yeah I only wear briefs
5. How many times do you wipe after your poop?
About 3 times
6.Do you wear dark underwear to hide your skid marks?
No because you said a long time ago this is America and that's what underwear is for.
Anyways I have a short story and a question about parenting. I was with my mom at this fast food restaurant. And I was ordering food or something. And she came back angry demanding to talk to the manager... It was about there not being TOILET PAPER! Needless to say she needed to change her underwear when she got home :(
What would you think if you were a parent and you were potty training your kid and your kid found out you got a skidmark? What do you say to them?
What do you say if you were a parent and you accidentally "wet the bed"? Would you hide it? Or just use this as a way to demonstrate how a grownup handles their mistakes?
Annie
Hopefully can poop later this evening or tonight
Hi all. Been eating enough as usual today and been trying to increase my water intake (been drinking plenty and always warm). Just finished and refilled another jar. Will do some stretches soon in my room (caregiver rarely takes me out because she's afraid I will have a seizure caused by a brain ????our-most of it was removed in July 2013) and continue to stay hydrated. Hopefully then later I can poop out a lot. We'll see.
Stay safe, healthy and happy peeing and pooping!
AnnieBianca
My Recent Poops
Hi. This morning, I had diarrhea once. It came out in a rush, and poured into the toilet. Yesterday's poop was more solid. At the store yesterday, Mom had a stomach ache from what I assume was a urgent need to poop. I have been passing gas now, so we'll see how pooping goes tomorrow. bye!Becky
Help?
How do I tell my roommate that she leaves blood on the seat when she's on her period? She gets pretty bad ones so I feel bad... but it's like almost every time and we share a bathroom. I'm going through tissues like crazy cleaning it up because of this. I guess I should have her clean it up, but sometimes I really have to go and don't have time, so it's faster just to clean it up myself. It really only takes a couple seconds, but it still feels rude to me. A year or so ago I blew up at her for this, and got no response at all. So nothing changed. But it's really getting annoying. I dread when she's on her period because of this (also because we go through tp LIKE CRAZY when she's on it. I have IBS and the world's tiniest bladder and don't use as much as she does). I just don't know how to tell her about this without embarrassing her or giving her an extra chore when she's feeling like absolute garbage. Then again, I have a bad period too, but if I get blood on the toilet seat, I clean it up (I think there's been one or twice where I messed up. But it's rare. An occasional mess is one thing, but it's ALMOST EVERY TIME she leaves the bathroom). I've even found crap on the seat before. I get diarrhea a lot and am not as messy as she is.
We're both 30 btw. So it's not like we're both 18yos that are used to someone else cleaning up their mess (not saying all 18yos are like that. But it does happen. I'm just saying it's not like we're basically still kids living away from home for the first time and still figuring things out. Okay, it does still feel like that sometimes ngl).
Thanks for letting me vent lol. And I hope someone comes up with a kind way to ask this. I feel bad because she's actually really nice, but can be SUPER absent-minded and mess doesn't seem to bother her.
If I have it my way at all, every place I live in in the future will have more than one bathroom I s2g.Annie
To Jenny
That poop sounds relieving though I'm sorry it clogged the toilet. I used to clog the toilet on a regular basis (even sometimes up to recently) but now I have been careful to drink lots of warm water during the day (between hydration and being on a lot of prescribed medications). I live with my caregiver who is in her late 60s (68 ish) so I am trying to keep everything softer and easier to come out. I remember as a kid and teenager though I used to clog the toilet frequently with giant, hard poops.
random reader
The other night I had to run to the grocery store to pick up some items for dinner. When I got there I was in the process of parking and I noticed a women walking through the parking lot with her hand holding her butt firmly like she desperately had to poop. She was probably in her early twenties with shoulder length brown hair and was average height and weight. As I was parking and getting ready to head into the store I appeared that her left hand was cupping her butt hole pretty firmly and she was shuffling awkwardly. I am not sure where she was heading or if she was waiting for a ride, but she was just walking through the parking lot holding her butt and occasionally arching her back while talking to herself, I noticed her look back and check the pavement a few times, but I never saw any evidence that she had pooped herself. I eventually had to go into the store to pick up some food but I last saw her heading off behind a building, hopefully to get some much needed relief. It was just strange to see her holding herself in that manner with people all around. There were many big stores around I think she could have just as easily gone inside one of them to use the bathroom instead of putting herself on display like this.
Wednesday, August 16, 2023
Emma two
Poo dream
I had a dream that I was busting for a poo and the toilets were outside on the pavement in full view of all the people and the traffic passing by. I didn't want to use them but I didn't want poo my knickers either so I decided to go. I pulled my knickers and jeans down and sat on the toilet feeling self conscious and as soon as I relaxed my bottom I woke up. I jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom holding my bottom trying my best not to poo myself and somehow I made it in time. I quickly pulled my pyjamas and knickers down together and threw myself on the toilet. I relaxed my bottom and immediately felt relief as I started to go. I pushed gently and has a very relieving poo together with a nice wee and I went back to my room and got dressed feeling so much better.sarah
skid mark underwear survey and hearing woman take a dump
1. Did you have skid marks in the past week? How many days out of seven?
no its rare for me to have skidmarks
2. Do you have a hairy fissure?
no
3. Have you ever worn white panties, boys shorts or thongs without leaving marks?
i have without skidmarks but i get pee stains with white panties
4. In thongs or panties slips worse
thongs they go up my ass more than other kinds of panties
5. How many times do you wipe yourself after pooping?
i always have to wipe a lot
6. Do you wear dark underwear to hide your skid marks?
no i dont wear a color for any reason. most of my panties are pink
i was at the mechanic getting my car worked on. i was in the waiting room. there was another person in the room. a tall blonde in business clothes. i noticed that she was shifting a lot. suddenly she got up and went into the bathroom. i was sitting next to the bathroom and could hear her inside without trying. i heard her sit on the toilet. there was immediately a loud fart. i didnt hear anything for 30 seconds around. i then heard a loud splash followed by 2 more plops. i heard her sigh loudly and begin to piss. she wiped 5 or 8 times and flushed.Shay
Still Running
So, an update: unfortunately I'm still having diarrhea.
After the first two days of it on Wednesday and Thursday, I thought it would go away, but on the third day (the day after my post about finally being relieved after being backed up for a week) it got worse and I basically had six movements or more that day they were all pure liquid and came on really urgently. The first two days were mostly mush, so my diarrhea actually got worse.
At this point my bowel movements also started turning this orange/red orange color that comes and goes. Some bowel movements are more brown, some are more green, some are orange. It's a crapshoot (pun intended) as to what color I'll see when I look in the bowl, and that's also kind of odd to me.
Day 4 my bowels were still all liquid, but I had less movements with less urgency than in the preceding days, and pretty much went most of the day without needing a bowel movement, so I thought it was over then too. Especially because my last movement that day was a bunch of small semi solid logs that were raggedy like diarrhea but at least had some form.
Day 5, which was yesterday at the time of writing this, I woke up thinking I just needed to fart and followed through into my shorts a bit-it wasn't a lot or noticeable to anyone else and it didn't stain my shorts, but I was shocked that I still had diarrhea and that I lost my gamble because I usually can tell the difference between a fart and a wet poop. Yesterday I only had four bowel movements and also didn't go most of the day, but pretty much every movement was mostly water.
Today is Monday, and this is Day 6 now of being unable to keep anything down. Every bowel movement I have is mostly liquid, and ranges somewhere between a greenish brown color to an orange or red orange color, and my guts are still bubbling and gurgling fiercely. I went for a shit just before writing this and five minutes into the post I got the urge again and had to pause to dump a runny, mushy shit into the toilet-this was my third bowel movement this morning, and I only woke up an hour and a half ago. Didn't even need to push-as I haven't really for six days. Just needed to open my bowels and all my shits come gushing out of me the moment I sit down.
I don't feel nauseous or have a fever, I'm not throwing up, I don't see any blood in my stool, and I don't have any other symptoms like a headache or dizziness. I'm just having really watery urgent diarrhea no matter what I eat and I'm going enough that it's uncomfortable for me. I've been hydrating myself, so I'm not weak or dehydrated. My hole isn't even sore from wiping or pooping so much. And I'm not even having issues holding my shit in and making it to the bathroom even though it's pretty much mostly water-mostly because I go as soon as I feel the urge so the pressure doesn't build up and make me shit my pants. I just have a lot of gurgling and a really queasy feeling going on in my bowels.
My friend thinks that because I had a light procedure not too long ago that required anesthesia that this may be part of what's messing with my guts, so I'm going to give my doctor a call and see what I need to do to firm up my movements again. I'd take pepto or immodium but they constipate me so bad that I'd end up just having to take a laxative again anyway, and part of why I think I'm shitting so much and it's so loose is because of how long I was constipated before this (a whole week). So it's definitely better I seek a professional at this point. Six days with diarrhea is too long but especially when my bowel movements are pure liquid and really aren't getting any more solid at all.
I'll be back with updates later, but for now I'm desperate to drop another really runny load; another nasty shit is bubbling up in me and it won't be long before it's in my pants if I don't leave now.
Hopefully I get some relief soon.
Bye for now
-ShayPJ's question
my answer
Question one tore the toilet stool community:
For those who soak in baths, do you like to rinse out your butt in the shower first either immediately after pooping or the poop residual from an earlier poop? Or does a bath feel just fine to clean the bum?
I do not like to take baths. I am very athletic, played college softball and still play soccer. Ice baths are therapeutic, but to get clean I need a shower, especially to clean my sweaty butt. I like liquid soap to get up in there. I don't want to soak my face that is mixed with my dirty butt. I don't get skidmarks that often but my thongs do not smell great at the end of the day
Question two:
Does anyone else get really annoyed when you have to poop in the middle of the shower or after. It's kind of a mess to stop a shower, poop and get back in even though its nice to rinse off after a poop. I hate it when I get all clean and dressed after a shower then I have to poop. Once I poop, I feel like I just went for a run or workout and my butt feels dirty all day.
It's annoying. I don't get back into the shower. I get all cleaned up, then I drop my load and wipe with toilet paper as well as I can with toilet paper before dressing up. But yes that post shower freshness is spoiked
Question three:
What is you protocol for cleaning your butt in the bath or shower. Do you use soap or a washcloth? Bar soap or liquid soap? OR do you just rinse..
Liquid soap. I have a few friends who tell me I will not get as clean unless I use a cloth or luffa. They do smell pretty good, but I think I smell pretty good too. who's butt smells good several hours after a shower?
-AmyJenny
Ann talk part 2
Anna from Australia -
I love pooping with my pants all the way to my ankles or my underwear to my ankles if I am wearing a dress. I don't know why this is so comfortable . I kind of feel like I still have my pants on if my pants or underwear is now lower than my knees . I notice most women in a public restroom in America , seem to pull down their pants midway down the thigh so its not visible . I admit I do this too, but if I am alone in the bathroom I'll drop to my ankles and pull up if somebody comes in. I would say one in 6 women in a public restroom pull their pants down to their ankles, and 1 in 10 women pull their panties down to their ankles when they wear a dress (unscientific estimate of course!!!) One thing I notice is that you mention you clean a public toilet when you leave skidmarks. Do most public toilets you use have toilet brushes in Austria. I don't see the often in the states
Annie (Toronto)
-I just made a big long poop two after work last Friday. Funny story. I flushed before wiping as I do when I suspected I would clog the toilet from pooping a lot and needing 6 plus wipes to clean a mess ! In this case my foot long turd which was a delight to drop, clogged the toilet all by itself, and the toilet plung Turned on the light, put my Walmart ber was in the bathroom on another floor. I tried to move with my pants around the ankles and I actually tripped !!! when I got to the stairs , I thought this was not worth it so I pulled up my polar bear aerie panties ( I've had these since my late 20's) and pants to go up to the upstairs bathroom , retrieve the plunger, and go back down the stairs to fix my clog. Oh and I wiped in the bathroom upstairs toilet before coming back down. I changed my panties as I pulled a newer Soma thong from my dresser drawer as my aeries got messed up worse than my average skid from the mere two minutes up my butt. They are one of my favorite pairs ;( though I should probably retire them anyway.
Anna from Canada-
Welcome back fellow " west coast 'juicy' bottom!" I love pooping in coffee shops two as for some reason they tend to be just private bathrooms especially Starbucks. However, it never fails that a hot guy, or even a pretty girl will be waiting outside after I finish a stinky poop in one. I know everyone poops. But I have an instinctively shyness sometime . It makes me almost miss pooping a ladies restroom stall and not have to worry about a Brandon Routh ( my actor crush) look alike smelling my poop knowing it was me. One time I wore my glasses in one Starbucks bathroom, it was really hot and I had to push a little bit as I was slightly constipated but I really needed to poop because I was tired of farting all day. I had a little bead of sweat on my forehead and my glasses were foggy from the heat and staining. I was so relieved no body was waiting for me that time, because the bathroom was very smelly and my toilet had some bad skid marks (no toilet brush).
Thank you my toilet Ann friends!
-Skidmarked in SeattleAnnie
Urgent semi solid poop after nap
Hi all. I just woke up from my afternoon nap a few minutes ago and immediately I felt an urgent need to poop and pee so I got up, walked to the door, took off my bedroom slippers/flip flops, opened the door, put on the flip flops outside my room and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, put my Walmart bag against the door, pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed and a good amount of semi solid poop came out. No splash or anything, just quietly came out and settled in the toilet. Once I was done I took my toilet paper out of my Walmart bag, took some off the roll, wiped well, tossed it into the toilet and flushed. I put my toilet paper back into my Walmart bag, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. That was the second time today that I have pooped. Guess my body is trying to get rid of everything. Yay! And tomorrow is my exercise program so maybe I will go then too.
Stay safe, healthy and happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Jenny
Kenna, did you really only need one wipe to clean up after that wedding poop? countless times I have wiped 5 times until clean and still had skids. The only time I wipe less than 3 times is because I run out of tp, or Im at the gym and the skidmark is inevitable with my sweaty booty. If I have a sweaty booty but but I'm dressed up like at a wedding or party , I'll wipe until the paper is clean only to see a surprise (well not really) when I change.
Tommy- I loved our story about your guitar instructor. She did sound patient and kind. It would be interesting to be in the bathroom with her when she poops and farts though haha...it's natural!. THe older I get the less I guest embarrassed about people hearing me or smelling me fart and poop and more I just get concerned about being polite. It's almost like not wanting to track mud into people's house's as a guest. I dont want to burden people's presence with my stink. Irrationally I'll feel this in a public restroom from time to time and hold in my poop if I think my neighbor is just peeing. If I hear a quiet plop, I'll try to be quiet too. However if a lady want to make noise with a fart, a poop splash or a moan, I am not offended and I'l loosen up and let loose if I needed to.
Heather-Hugs to you fellow fat bottomed gal. We make the world go round! I hope you have relief soon
Lindsey- If indeed you went though high school with no girls pooping in the bathroom, I wonder how many of them had to let loose in the nurse's bathroom I can tell you from experience ( and my past posts) being in school all day and going to after school activity the truth ( an poop) must come out...