Karen
Survey Replies
LORRAINE's survey:
1. Do you usually fart when you pee and do a number number. Is it rare, average, or frequent
number two almost always; number one sometimes but it's not the norm
2. Do you have an explosive fart at least once a week or month? Is the soft, medium, or loud
they just happen when they happen, most of mine sound bubbly though they're not wet
3. Have anybody ever head you fart while in the restroom or have you heard anyone else. any reaction
i guess they must have in public restrooms; yes i've heard others but not often
4. Have you ever been in crowded stall and heard more than one person farting loud at one time? what did they sound like
can't recall
5. Have you ever responded after hearing someone fart in the restroom or someone responded to you
i just disregard it; no one has ever responded to me
6. Have you ever been on the phone or heard someone else on the phone when when in the restroom and a fart occurred and the person heard it. what did they say.
not that i remember
7. Have you ever had a continuous streak of farts while using the restroom
yes
8. Have there been a situation where you were in a stall and a person was in the very next stall and you heard fart or they heard you. what did it sounded like
one time a lady in the next stall was having diarrhea, talk about razzberries!
9. Have there ever been a salutation where you fart in the restroom you did was so stink you had to spray
in public restrooms i wouldn't bother; at home i spray as a matter of course when I get done. use the exhaust fan also
10. Has there been a situation where someone laughed after hearing farting in the stall?
not since high school
11. Has there been a situation where you walked in or was in there when someone else walked in and as soon as they hit the stall, a super loud fart occurred.
i don't recall
12.Has there ever been a situation where farted or heard someone else while washing their hands
doesn't ring a bell, nope
13. Has there ever been a situation where you were wiping your butt or heard some else wiping theirs and farted during the process
haven't noticed
14. Has there ever been a situation where you had a sudden and unexpected fart
unexpected, no; short warning time, yes
15.Have you ever had an explosive fart that left a scum in the toilet or did not flush all the way down with just 1 flush
i've had that happen occasionally; that's what bowl brushes are for!
Shana's Survey:
A: What is your gender? F
B: What is your age? born the year the Korean War started, you do the math. been told I look as if I'm still in my early forties though. Hair still mostly my natural brunette, I color the grey streaks bimonthly.
C: Describe your body. (And looks, if you like..) five-foot-five on a good day, brunette med. length/straight bangs, brown eyes, pear shaped /athletic body muscular thighs muscular glutes, bigger downstairs than I would like, lean stomach and up though, I watch what i eat, 125-145 lbs depending on how closely I watch what I eat. I gain weight pretty easily in my lower body.
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1. How often do you go to the toilet to take a poo? Daily. Mornings.
2. How do you refer to taking a poo, if you gotta go? Going to the bathroom, dropping a deuce, going number two, taking a dump.
3. After you sit down on the seat, then how much time does it usually take you to get started? When I go, it means I gotta go right now.
4. How much time do you usually need between sitting down, and wiping? a minute maybe; five if I'm feeling sick with diarrhea.
5. Do you usually (have to) push, while you're on the toilet? a little.
6. a. Do you fart during your pooping session? If yes: In which phase do you fart the most? usually yes.
b. Are your farts usually dry or wet, on the toilet? depends, normally dryish, if I'm sick and have diarrhea, then wet.
7. Do you ever remain seated, after you're done? yes if I feel like I have more that is about to come out.
8. How often are you constipated? if i didn't take my laxative each night i'd be constipated every day.
(If ever. Skip the next questions if "no")
9. If you are constipated, how long does it take you to get started, after sitting down? i don't go until i get the urge.
10. If you are constipated, then how long does it take you between sitting down, and wiping? see q. 9
11. Do you fart on the toilet, when constipated? If yes: In which phase do you fart the most? when it comes out it almost always brings air with it.
12. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet, while constipated? as a teen, traveling, i'd get really bad stomach aches like a cross between being constipated and having crampy diarrhea, i've spent nearly an hour sitting on public restroom toilets much to my father's displeasure.
13. How often do you go to the toilet to try, if you're constipated? i don't, i just take something for relief and then go when i finally feel like i can.
14. How often do you have diarrhea? couple times a year when i get sick, usually in the fall or winter.
(If ever. Skip the next questions if "no")
15. If you have diarrhea, how long does it take you to get started, after sitting down? no time at all
16. If you have diarrhea, then how long does it take you, between sitting down, and wiping? maybe five minutes or less
17. Do you fart on the toilet, while having diarrhea? If yes: in which phase do you fart the most? yes; the whole way through
18. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet, while having diarrhea? see question 12.
19. How often do you go to the toilet to poop or try, when you've got diarrhea? if i have diarrhea when i go to the bathroom that means i unleash the torrent immediately.
20. What is your favourite pooping position on the potty, while:
a. Having a regular dump. normal sitting
b. Beïng constipated. normal sitting
c. Having diarrhea. feet wide apart and me doubled over or arms folded across my stomach or elbows on knees and face in hands, sometimes with a wastebasket on my lap.
Dora's Survey:
Dora's survey:
Do you read or smoke while pooping? yes to reading, no to smoking. I used to smoke years ago but i've given it up.
Do you talk on the phone while pooping? I text.
Do you sing on the toilet? no haha
Do you wash your bottom right after pooping? if i am going to take a shower, yes, but if not then i just wipe well. I shower after my morning dump.
Do you use moistened toilet tissue or wet wipes after pooping? Yes. I put lotion on the tp then wipe.
How many times do you typically wipe your bottom after pooping? 2-4, unless it is very messy, then it is up to 8 or 9 until the paper comes clean, then I shower.
Do you sit or stand to wipe? sit
Are your poops stinky? how can they not be?
Kara's Survey:
1. Do you wipe your bottom every time after peeing or only when pooping and how many times do you wipe on average for each process? peeing usually one wad of tissue dabbing. for pooping, I keep up until the paper is clean.
2. Do you tear small, medium or long sheet of toilet tissue on average and do you wipe only 1 time with each sheet or multiple times. a few turns if if it's a pee, about half an arm's length for poo.
3. Do you use moist and formulated toilet tissue wipes often - Always. I put a squirt of lotion on the tp for a poo, usually takes three or four until it comes clean, then the final one is saturated with Lysol spray.
4. Have your every lotion, oiled or, sponged your butt off prior to pooping or peeing or even afterwards to get a full clean - I always use lotion follweed by a good Lysol wipedown, follwed by a shower if possible.
5. Do you just wipe with he toilet tissue and split the sheets in half. I usually wipe thrice with tp with lotion on it, then the fourth and final wipe is with tp with Lysol sprayed onto it.
6. Have you ever poured a little water in your bum before wiping to get it cleaner. No, I just use lotion then I take a shower.
7. have you ever smelled the toilet tissue before wiping - Gross. No.
8. Do you usually wipe the toilet seat down and wipe the inside of the toilet with toilet tissue after use - sometimes the seat, but inside the toilet? No. I clean my toilet every morning.
9. Have you ever inspected the size of the toilet tissue stain left before flushing it down -not specifically for that purpose, but yes.
10. Has the toilet tissue ever tore while wiping or a small amount of poop got on your hand by accident -yes. that's what nailbrushes are for.
11. Has there ever been a situation where you has to wipe prior to peeing and pooping and you had pee and poop in the toilet water with the toilet tissue present - nope.
12.Have you ever wiped your bum in stall packed with other people and did you they hear you wiping. - I've done it but don' t know if I've ever been heard.
13. Do you wipe your bum slowly and thoroughly or wipe fast and rapidly.Quick yet thorough.
14. Have you wiped your under-wear with toilet tissue -only when I've had an accident, which is rare; I've thrown away my underwear before after an accident though.
15. has there ever been any times when you did not flush down the toilet tissue after wiping or it may have came back up - no.
16. Has there ever been a situation where when flushing down the toilet tissue, it did not go and tore up into many pieces from water.- yes
17. have you ever used the toilet tissue to wipe an area e.g. genital, under-arm, mouth, face, or area other than your bum - yes
18. At your job or workplace, have you ever bought a courtesy roll of toilet tissue and left it in the stall. No
19. Does the toilet tissue get the job done usually or only partially and you still feel there is something missed and needs better wipe.Mostly it gets the job done; otherwise, I just shower when I get home.
20. Do you get as much toilet tissue as you think you need beforehand or wait until after you are done before getting it? - After
21. has there ever been a situation where a restroom stall was out of toilet tissue and you had to go really bad or another stall was and the person next to you asked you to pass them some toilet tissue - No, but then again I always have a lot of kleenex in my purse andn pants pockets.
22. have you ever heard others wiping in the stall and what did it sound like - :) hard to describe, a muffled sound
23. have you ever anybody talking on the phone while wiping their bum in the restroom or have ever done such - No.
24. when buying toilet tissue, do you usually buy the most expensive brand or get the cheaper and more generic ones. I buy mine in twelve packs.
25. on average, how many rolls of toilet tissue do you use in 1 week at home and estimate equivalent from other sources such as work or public About a roll a week. More if it's that time of the month
About three or four rolls a week is what I use, of course I also use tp for cleaning up in the bathroom, cleaning mirrors, floors, and other misc. uses.
Anne
Poop versus Pooping
I've noticed there is a difference between taking a poop and "pooping." When I take a poop, I sit, relax, and it comes out quickly without much effort. I go at least once per day and typically have medium-firm formed poos, that exit in a single piece. I like to stand up and look at my production before I wipe, and normally I only wipe once unless the paper is heavily soiled, which it usually is not. There are many times that I wipe and there's nothing on the paper at all, more often than not I take a "clean" poo.
My best friend, however, takes a very long time on the toilet. She only sits down for a poo once or twice a week. If she does when we're hanging out, she says "Hey Anne come in here and keep me company, I'm pooping!" I usually sit on the side of the tub and we chat. I don't think she ever poops in public, she can hold it as long as she wants to 99% of the time. Well she sits and pushes, and does some pee first, usually in spirts, not a constant stream. Then she makes "unnghh" noises as she concentrates. Several minutes in I'll hear the first "plop" as a very hard nugget falls into the toilet. She pushes more, and spirts pee occasionally in between more plops, which happen usually minutes apart. Typically there are between fifteen and thirty plops, which all sound like very hard poo hitting the water and splashing. After mabye a half an hour she says she dosen't think she can go anymore and grabs an enormous wad of toilet paper, raises up about six inches off the toilet in a half-stand, half-squatting position, and wipes once front to back, all the way up her butt and out in what I can only describe as a "sweeping windmill" gesture, then drops the paper in the toilet without looking at it and pulls up her panties and walks away. She says she'll return to flush later "after it softens up so I don't clog the toilet."
Well I usually saunter over and look at what she has made, and it's a most unusual sight: a mountain of pebbles, dark brown, from tiny to an inch round. It looks like a deer came inside and pooped in the toilet! Sometimes there's so much in there the mountain rises up and over the water line. My curiosity got the best of me once and I took some paper and picked one up off the top: it felt hard as a rock, like it would hurt if you threw it at someone. And when I put it back it didn't even stain the paper I was holding.
I can see why she calls this time period "pooping," while I merely "poop." To poop is to have a single movement fairly quickly, while "pooping" is an extended time where you expel small bits of stool at intervals. Does this make sense or relate to anyone else?Heidi
2nd story
So I was on a jog around where I live. I was close to a public playground/park. There was also a baseball game being played. I felt the urge to pee so I went into the park and into their public bathroom. I walked in at the same time as a blonde late teenager. We both went into our stalls. I sat down and started relieving myself. Almost immediately I here loud farting and diarrhea from the other girl. It was some pretty bad diarrhea. I finished peeing, wiped then washed my hands. I could still here her from outside. When I got home I had a small 4" poop on my bedroom toilet. I'll keep posting.
Robert
Watched my sister's friend
I'm a 16 year old boy and yesterday () I witnessed my sister's friend pooping. My sister had her 19 year old friend, I'll call her E, sleep over on Saturday night. Well, on Sunday morning, I was taking a bath when E knocked on the door. She said, "The other bathroom is busy and I really have to poop. Do you mind?" Of course I said no.
She entered the bathroom with her book. She was wearing a white tee-shirt and pink pajama bottoms. I told her, "Sorry there's no curtain. I won't look." She replied, "It's no problem." I closed my eyes for her privacy but I heard the rustling of clothes and her sitting down. She peed for a good long time followed by silence for a bit. She turned a few pages and then grunted slightly. I smelled her poop nearly instantly and it was very strong. Like a heavy meaty smell that covered the whole bathroom. There was a faint ploop.
She continued to turn pages every so often as I laid back taking in the stench. It was very strong and most people would probably find it offensive, but I for some reason like the smell of poop, specifically that of a woman's poop. I didn't hear much in the way of farting or poop hitting the water, except a few very faint ploops. I'd say she had been sitting for close to twenty minutes when she started to roll off paper. She rolled off paper five times and closed the toilet lid and flushed. She washed her hands and then she said, "Thanks. Hope the stink isn't too awful" and chuckled as she was leaving the bathroom.
I didn't tell her as much but her stink was very enjoyable. I finished my bath and took in the aroma. Surprisingly, it lasted for the entire hour longer and was still pretty much as strong as it had been before she flushed. I guess with no fan or window and the door closed, the smell really had nowhere to go so it just stuck around.Kara
wiping survey
Nishita - Thanks for answering my question. Knew an Indian girl whose name was Nishita, so I was curious. I'm 28 and from New England
I felt like answering this survey. Let's just say I have a thing for other people's wiping habits, especially other ladies.
1. Do you wipe your bottom every time after peeing or only when pooping and how many times do you wipe on average for each process. After peeing and pooping, peeing about 1 wipe, pooping, it depends.
2. Do you tear small, medium or long sheet of toilet tissue on average and do you wipe only 1 time with each sheet or multiple times. Medium to long, a lot of times wipe only one time each sheet.
3. Do you use moist and formulated toilet tissue wipes often - Rarely
4. Have your every lotion, oiled or, sponged your butt off prior to pooping or peeing or even afterwards to get a full clean - I have, but rarely.
5. Do you just wipe with he toilet tissue and split the sheets in half. ummm.. no.
6. Have you ever poured a little water in your bum before wiping to get it cleaner. No
7. have you ever smelled the toilet tissue before wiping - lol, no.
8. Do you usually wipe the toilet seat down and wipe the inside of the toilet with toilet tissue after use - sometimes the seat, but inside the toilet? ew !
9. Have you ever inspected the size of the toilet tissue stain left before flushing it down -yes
10. Has the toilet tissue ever tore while wiping or a small amount of poop got on your hand by accident - unfortunately yes
11. Has there ever been a situation where you has to wipe prior to peeing and pooping and you had pee and poop in the toilet water with the toilet tissue present - yup
12.Have you ever wiped your bum in stall packed with other people and did you they hear you wiping. - yes
13. Do you wipe your bum slowly and thoroughly or wipe fast and rapidly. Slow and thorough
14. Have you wiped your under-wear with toilet tissue -yes
15. has there ever been any times when you did not flush down the toilet tissue after wiping or it may have came back up - yes
16. Has there ever been a situation where when flushing down the toilet tissue, it did not go and tore up into many pieces from water.- yes
17. have you ever used the toilet tissue to wipe an area e.g. genital, under-arm, mouth, face, or area other than your bum - yes
18. At your job or workplace, have you ever bought a courtesy roll of toilet tissue and left it in the stall. No
19. Does the toilet tissue get the job done usually or only partially and you still feel there is something missed and needs better wipe. Well.. at work I feel this way. The quality of tp is pretty bad and it gives me a lingering feeling of something missing, no matter how thoroughly I've wiped.
20. Do you get as much toilet tissue as you think you need beforehand or wait until after you are done before getting it? - After
21. has there ever been a situation where a restroom stall was out of toilet tissue and you had to go really bad or another stall was and the person next to you asked you to pass them some toilet tissue - Not yet, but It'll be an interesting experience to pass someone tp under the stall !
22. have you ever heard others wiping in the stall and what did it sound like - :) hard to describe, a muffled sound
23. have you ever anybody talking on the phone while wiping their bum in the restroom or have ever done such - No, and haven't done either
24. when buying toilet tissue, do you usually buy the most expensive brand or get the cheaper and more generic ones. I've a thing for cottonelle
25. on average, how many rolls of toilet tissue do you use in 1 week at home and estimate equivalent from other sources such as work or public About a roll a week. More if it's that time of the month
That's an extensive survey !!!!Lauren
Comments
Trevor: You asked me to expand upon Fourth of July. Well I took my three oldest girls as well as my niece Ellie to watch fireworks while my husband stayed home with the twins. We went to a popular spot by the lake that involves parking in a lot and a short hike to the grass surrounding it. We had to get there early because of the crowd and it was hot so we were all drinking a lot of water. We found a spot, laid a blanket out and waited for the show to start. About an hour before it was scheduled, my two year old Story said she needed to pee. She had a dress on, so I had her sit down in the grass and pee there. No one could tell because she was just sitting normally and her dress stayed dry. Then my daughter Jagger told me she had to go too. Well Jagger was wearing shorts and it was too crowded/ not any private places for her to relieve herself. Plus there weren't any port a potties set up or anything. I didn't want to lose our spot, but I also did not want to leave anyone behind so we all went back to the car, leaving the blanket in hopes no one snagged it. Once we got there, I unlocked it and Jagger climbed into the back, pulled down her shorts and panties and had a pee into the seat. I asked Maysa to go too because I did not want to trek back to the car once the fireworks started and she joined her sister in the back. That was when I noticed Ellie, who is thirteen, fidgeting. I asked if she needed a pee as well. She said yes, but that her mom always makes her hold it on the Fourth and felt she was too old for a car pee. I told her nonsense, to go ahead and go. She climbed in the passenger seat and pulled her pants down but did not begin to pee. She said she couldn't get started. I realized I had to go really bad so I climbed in the drivers seat and told her if it made her feel better I would pee too. I started going right away and soon I could see the relief on Ellie's face and hear her pee hiss into the seat. With that we finished up, went back to our blanket and luckily it was still open. we enjoyed a great firework show and the seats were dry by the time we got back because of the heat. It did make me wonder what everyone else does, especially those with small children. With the heat it is impossible not to drink and need a pee, yet no one else seemed to take one.
Mr. Clogs: I always enjoy your stories. I also keep a cup in my room I occasionally pee into in the middle of the night.
Tina: Great story. Did you ever pee with Helen again? Do you know what happened when she showed her mom what you taught her?
Thats all for now. Nothing new to say. My friend Alexis is coming over later and she will probably pee in my car so I may have a story to tell if you guys want to hear.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Poopygirly great story I guese you did need to poop but didnt know it just yet it must have been ready to come out or something and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Miranda first welcome to the site and great story about your big dump it sounds like you found a good cure for constipation and a tasty one to and healthy as well and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: CeeJay great story about christines poop.
To: PN thats good.
To: Nishita as always another great story it sounds like your body was teling you that you needed a good dump and I bet you felt good afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Sara first welcome to the site and great story about your friend Stinas giant dump it sounds like she must have felt like heaven after getting that beast out and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: CeleciaC first welcome to the site and great accident story it sounds like you were pretty desperate and I look forward to the conclusion of it thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this siteAshley
hello everyone! hi its Ash! thanks to all who responded to my last two experiences that i posted about here on this forume! now i want to share another cool experience that involves me having to go to the bathroom!
On July 11th i went to the mall with some friends! about 2:15pm i felt like i needed take a huge shit! that day the weather was hot that day so i decided to wear a summer dress that was dark purple! i wore 2 inch high heels that were white! with two inch high heels iam about 6'02"! so i asked one of the sales person where the ladiesroom was! she told me to go to my right and down a hallway and the restroom would be on my left! so i headed to the restroom and when i arrived i pushed opened the door i noticed that the bathroom was big! there was a total of eight stalls! there was a handicap stall towards the middle but i didnt want to take that one! i was the only one in the bathroom so i took the 2nd stall! i quickly went in and latched the door! i sat myself on the bowel and pulled down my forest green panties! i could feel my pee stream starting it was very loud! 2 minutes into my pee i heard the door open and in walked an older woman who was in her early thirties with red hair! she took the 1st stall on my right! she quickly latched the stall and she started peeing as well! at this point in time my pee stream had completely stop and i was preparing to take the shit of my lifetime! i could feel the first big turd make its way out it was slowly making its way out! at this point the woman on my right was still peeing! she was close to being done! shortly after that the door opened to the bathroom in came two sisters one was probably 15 yr old with with blond hair and her sister had dark brown hair and was like 11yrs! the 15 said " i really need the tiolet badly"! her sister younger said " i dont have to go i will be by the sink waiting"! the 15yr said to her sister" i want you to try to use the bathroom now! were not making another stop"! the 11yr said" iam not going and thats final"! the 15 yr old said to her younger sister " if you have an accident then i will tell mom and she will spank you"! meanwhile the woman on my right was wiping! a moment later she flushed the tiolet and exited the stall and went to the sink ! the 15yr blond took the third stall next to me on my left she quickly latched door she sat down on the bowel! she let out a couple farts and giggled!" at this point i was still taking a massive shit! meanwhile i could hear the 11yr old by the sink yelling to her sister " hurry up" the 15 yr old blond said back to her sister" you must be patient iam not done"! meanwhile the 15 yr old girl was shitting up a storm she was clearing making a Good deposit! meanwhile i was still pooping and the bathroom was starting to smell pretty bad! immediately i dected a foul odor coming from the the third stall on my left i knew that the 15 yr old girl must taking a pretty heavy shit"! meanwhile her 11 yr old sister was giggling and said that the bathroom smells like a massive volcano that just erupted"! a second later the door opens and in walks a woman who around my age she had light brown hair like me she was wearing a green top and her black gym shorts! she looked like she had come from working out! she commented on how bad the bathroom had smelled"! she took the fourth stall down down on my left! she quickly latched the door and quickly sat on the bowel! seconds later her pee stream started! meanwhile the 15yr old blond was still pooping up a storm and showed no signs of stopping! by now the air quailty in the ladiesroom didnot pass a Good inspection! i could hear the 11yr old by the sinks complaining about how long her sister was taking! i was almost done by this point! i began wiping i knew that my cleanup was gonna required alot of tiolet paper! so i grabbed a huge wad of tiolet paper! i began wiping my vagina area! meanwhile the woman in the fourth stall let out a series of farts! then she began the process of realsing her first log! however the 15 yr old blond was struggling and still in progressing of realsing her stinky load! by now i was done wiping and i deposited the dirty tiolet paper in the tampoon despencer! i stood up and looked at my jobbie! i discovered that i completley filled the tiolet all the way to the top! i knew that the tiolet would never flush! so i just exited the stall and left the tiolet a mess! i went to the sink! i told the 11yrold girl to" hang in there and said that she should take the time to try to go to the bathroom! i washed my hands throughly and returned to fresher air! all my friends were concered and i told them that i was fine and that sometimes we need more time to use the bathroom! i wanted to mention to everyone that this experience that i had while using the ladiesroom happend in the Department Store Dillards!
Love,
Ashley
Alley
Road Trip (A True Stroy)
Please let me know what you think :) OK, I'm 14 years-old, so me and my friend where in my friends mom's car and we where heading on a just for fun car trip and on the road we where on was in the middle of the dessert so there was no potty room or cover in sight and I had just felt the need for a tinkle, "Excuse me miss clientel, I have to go potty", I told her, but she just side, "I'm sorry sweetie, you'll have to wait till we find one", so I just side okay.
After about an hour in a have, my girl bladder began to feel a little bad, but not too bad, "How you doing honey", she kindly asked me, "I'm doing fine", I told her back, "We'll just hang in there we'll find a potty shortly" she told me. But I had been down this exact road a long time ago so I knew this would probably not end well for me.
30 more minuets passed, and by this time I had begun to feed a little badly, now, I have a pretty strong bladder control, but it was still pretty ridiculous. Two and a hafe hours had passed, by now it had gotten bad, I was opening and closing my legs fast, "ohhhhhhhh, my bladder I gotta have relief now", I kept telling my self.
3 hours and 15 minuets had passed now, I had to pee really really badly! Squirming and leg crossing, putting my hands on my, dare I say it, vagina, clenching my toes, wiggling my feet, grabbing anything I could find including my naked feet, I was doing it all. Then my friends mom asked, "Can you make it", I side, "I don't think I can", then she side, "Try". 10 more minuets went by, buy now I was so desperate to pee, then, what's that, oh a miracle, rest stop a head, I was so happy, and then I read the rest of the sign, 20 min. from this point, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", I yelled, "MISS, MISS-S-S-S, EXCUSE ME, MISS, I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED TO PEE!", I yelled, not angrily of corse, just desperate. 20 minuets, 20 minuets, how am I ever going to make it.
About 18 minuets later we had arrived at the rest stop, we where driving around for what seemed like forever, and then, my worst nightmare came true, it happened, I couldn't wait anymore, I peed my pants. I was so embarrassed I was crying, but my friend and my friends mom told me it would be okay and we went to find a store and they bought me some new genes and panties.
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
Good morning. It's Toilet Trooper Ebony here answering Shana's survey.
A: What is your gender? -Female
B: What is your age? -20
C: Describe your body. (And looks, if you like..) -I'm barely 5'4," 127LBS when I last weighed myself, have a curvy shape, ???? rear, big bust, medium-brown skin, and crinkle black dreadlocks barely touching my shoulders.
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1. How often do you go to the toilet to take a poo?
-I shit about four times per day.
2. How do you refer to taking a poo, if you gotta go?
-I refer to it as having to "do a number two," "shit," "crap," and/or "defecate."
3. After you sit down on the seat, then how much time does it usually take you to get started?
-It varies.
4. How much time do you usually need between sitting down, and wiping?
-About five minutes.
5. Do you usually (have to) push, while you're on the toilet?
-Yes.
6. a. Do you fart during your pooping session? If yes: In which phase do you fart the most?
b. Are your farts usually dry or wet, on the toilet?
-I fart sometimes when shitting, but not often. If I do, I mostly fart in the beginning during a normal number two. However, if I have diarrhoea, I fart throughout the entire ordeal. On the toilet, my farts are usually dry and airy, but when I have diarrhoea, it's obviously wet.
7. Do you ever remain seated, after you're done?
-Yes, sometimes.
8. How often are you constipated?
(If ever. Skip the next questions if "no")
-I am often constipated about once every two years or so.
9. If you are constipated, how long does it take you to get started, after sitting down?
-A long time. Usually, I could barely get started at all.
10. If you are constipated, then how long does it take you between sitting down, and wiping?
-It depends. Usually, nothing comes out, so I don't have to wipe. If something does come out, it takes about less than a minute.
11. Do you fart on the toilet, when constipated? If yes: In which phase do you fart the most?
-Yes, I often do fart when constipated, mostly in the beginning when trying to push it out.
12. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet, while constipated?
-I think I spent 30 minutes on the toilet once when constipated. I was 13 at the time.
13. How often do you go to the toilet to try, if you're constipated?
-I try to go about four times per day, based on how many times during that day I experience an urge.
14. How often do you have diarrhea?
(If ever. Skip the next questions if "no")
-I have diarrhoea, to estimate, about once every six months.
15. If you have diarrhea, how long does it take you to get started, after sitting down?
-Usually, I blast AK-47s even before I sit down.
16. If you have diarrhea, then how long does it take you, between sitting down, and wiping?
-Usually, it takes about two minutes.
17. Do you fart on the toilet, while having diarrhea? If yes: in which phase do you fart the most?
-Of course. I fart throughout the entire ordeal the most.
18. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet, while having diarrhea?
-About 45 minutes, mainly because the diarrhoea I suffered that time was frequent, so I stayed on the toilet to avoid taking so many back and forth trips.
19. How often do you go to the toilet to poop or try, when you've got diarrhea?
-About eight times that day.
20. What is your favourite pooping position on the potty, while:
a. Having a regular dump.
b. Beïng constipated.
c. Having diarrhea.
-For all three, I prefer to sit with my legs opened just enough to get a "turd's eye view" of what drops in the toilet.
Tom
To CeeJay
CeeJay:
I enjoyed your story about smelling Christine's bowel movement. I don't know why I like the odor of a woman's freshly used bathroom either. It started in childhood with my mother's friend "Aunt" Andrea. You can read about her on p. 1841 if you like. For as pretty as she was, that woman used to STINK! I remember watching her eat a boiled egg and thinking "I'm going to see that egg again tomorrow... smeared all over the bottom of the toilet." Maybe it has something to do with pheromones? Who knows?? Anyway, I try and post here when something "interesting" happens to me. Keep the stories coming.
Tom
Heidi
Survey
Dora's Survey:
Do you read or smoke while pooping?
I don't smoke and I don't read when sitting on the toilet.
Do you talk on the phone while pooping?
Never had to.
Do you sing on the toilet?
No.
Do you wash your bottom right after pooping?
No.
Do you use moist toilet tissue or wet wipes after pooping?
Just toilet paper.
How many times do you typically wipe your bottom after pooping?
2-4 times.
Do you wipe your bottom front to back or vice versa?
Front to back.
Do you sit or stand to wipe?
Sit because my butt is unclean.
Are your poops very stinky?
Not really.
Ashley
hello everyone! its Ash ! iam back with another cool experience that i had while using the ladieroom!
On July 14th i went out for lunch with some friends! we decided to go to an italian resturant! when we arrived there was a large amount of people! oddly we didnt have to wait that long to be seated! after we got seated we all orderd now iam a woman who enjoyes eating large amount of food! iam 5.11.5" 184lbs very thin! i have Ash brown hair that is down to my shoulder! i ended up ording a large calzone with all kinds of vegetables and extra cheese as well ! i ended up eating the whole thing! i had a coke to drink! 45 mintues after i ate i developed an urge to do a combination of pee and poo as well! so i asked the waiter where the restroom was! he told me where it was! when i arrived i quickly discovered that i was not alone! there was a very notice stench in the bathroom! the bathroom had 8 stalls! the smell seem to come from the middle of the bathroom! whoever was making a Good deposit had painted there toesnail teal color! i decided to take the fifth stall! i quickly went in and latched the stall shut! i immediately pulled down my panties down to my knees! my pee stream began! the lady in the stall next to me was wiping and then got up and left the stall without flushing! i soon discobvered that the mysterious woman was a 20 yrold blond with highlights! she was now by the sink washing her hands! by this point the my pee stream had ended and it was time for me to releasing my poo! the 1st turd started making its way out! at this point i had the bathroom all to myself! by now i was working on releasing my second turd! i didnt take long for it to pass out of me! a second later the door opened and in walked a young lady who was like 10 she had black hair! she made her way to the 1st stall! i was ready to wipe ! so i began the process of wiping! i was done i got up and looked at my creation! it was a beautiful master piece! i placed the dirty tiolet paper in the tampoon despencer! i exited the stall without flushing! i went to the sink to wash my hands! then i returned to my table with the rest of the group!
Love,
Ashley
Tia
Story and Answers to a Survey
Well it seems that I am constipated again. I don't know if I have mentioned it before, but I do suffer from chronic constipation. I can have 2 or 3 good days of pooping, and then I am back to my hard to pass poops. Today was definitely one of those poops. I was just about ready to go for some dinner when I felt the strong urge to poop. I thought "Oh good. This will be a quick poop." So off I go to the toilet. As soon as I sat down, I knew that this was not going to be a quick poop. I started to push and I could feel the poop coming out. It hurt! I pushed my toes into the floor and pushed harder. The poop slowly (and painfully) made its way out. But I wasn't done. I could still feel more inside me, so I spread my legs apart as far as they would go and I got ready to push. I stayed in this position as I pushed and strained to get out 4 more little pieces of poop. Then I let out a small fart and I pushed a little more. Another two pieces of poop came out. After about 10 minutes or so, I felt done, so I wiped. My poor bum was so sore after that poop. I know there is still more inside of me, so another trip to the bathroom is in store. I don't think this poop will be much different than earlier :(
1. How often do you go to the toilet to take a poo?
I go about 3 times a day
2. How do you refer to taking a poo, if you gotta go?
Going poop, taking a dump
3. After you sit down on the seat, then how much time does it usually take you to get started?
If I am constipated, it can take up to 5 minutes for me to get started. With my softer poops, it's usually not long after I sit down.
4. How much time do you usually need between sitting down, and wiping?
15-30 minutes
5. Do you usually (have to) push, while you're on the toilet?
Oh yes. Most of the time, I have to push quite hard.
6. a. Do you fart during your pooping session? If yes: In which phase do you fart the most?
Only if I have diarrhea
b. Are your farts usually dry or wet, on the toilet?
Depends on the poop
7. Do you ever remain seated, after you're done?
Yes, because I like to make sure I have gotten everything out of me
8. How often are you constipated?
(If ever. Skip the next questions if "no")
4+ times a week
9. If you are constipated, how long does it take you to get started, after sitting down?
Like I mentioned earlier, anywhere from 5-10 minutes
10. If you are constipated, then how long does it take you between sitting down, and wiping?
I can spend 30-40 minutes on the toilet if I am really backed up
11. Do you fart on the toilet, when constipated? If yes: In which phase do you fart the most?
Not usually
12. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet, while constipated?
Roughly an hour
13. How often do you go to the toilet to try, if you're constipated?
I try every time I get an urge to go
14. How often do you have diarrhea?
(If ever. Skip the next questions if "no")
A few times a month. Usually only when I am on my period.
15. If you have diarrhea, how long does it take you to get started, after sitting down?
It starts coming out right away
16. If you have diarrhea, then how long does it take you, between sitting down, and wiping?
About 10 minutes
17. Do you fart on the toilet, while having diarrhea? If yes: in which phase do you fart the most?
I fart continuously when I have diarrhea.
18. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet, while having diarrhea?
I think 15 minutes
19. How often do you go to the toilet to poop or try, when you've got diarrhea?
Whenever the stomach cramps get really bad.
20. What is your favourite pooping position on the potty, while:
a. Having a regular dump.
Legs closed
b. Beïng constipated.
Legs apart, toes pushed into the floor, and my hands pushing down on my stomach. Sometimes I lean forward or back against the toilet.
c. Having diarrhea.
Sitting on the seat with my legs closed