Kate
Hi!
I am a twenty year old female in college. I'm no poop afficianado, but I enjoy toilet humor, and am not above swapping poop stories with my guy friends.
Good or not, I never had a really bad or even very interesting experience whilst on the toilet. The only thing that pops into my head now is something that happened when I was a freshman here. I got invited to a Halloween party, and decided to go as the Coppertone girl. I bought a Coppertone T-shirt, and a pair of blue pantiesand a big stuffed dog, and sewed the dogs mouth to the panties, so it pulled them down. In other words, my butt was showing all night!
Of course, this had to be the day that my bowels acted up. I had diarrhea all day, and thought about scrapping the costume. I didn't mind having to take a wet crap at someone's house, but I wanted my butt to look cute, obviously, and if it was red and sore, or worse, smeared with poop, it just would spoil the cuteness of the costume.
Some immodium did the trick, though, and my butt was on display for all to see. The guys really liked it!
Bye for now!Untitled
Just out of curiosity, what is the longest anyone has even been constipated, or known someone who was a long time? It happens to me somewhat often and I am just curious how bad it gets for some
Joshua
Well, I'm feeling MUCH better today!! I still have a headache and a slight case of the 'runs,' but that's about it. Today when I woke up, I could feel something brewing in my stomach. I went to the bathroom and sat down on the seat. I farted and heard pieces of wet poo hit the water. I did about 6 waves of these lasting 4-5 minutes each. Then I did a little peeing and then farted again. This was followed by 10 minutes of more diarrhea. After spending about 45 minutes in the bathroom, I felt relieved. I wiped and then flushed. I took a Tylenol to ease my headache and now I'm gonna take a nap.
Post more later,
Joshua
1. How often do u poop in one day? 2
2. Do u go in public when nature calls or do u hold it in until u get home? I'll go in either place
3. If u do go in public do u hold it in until the restroom is empty? Depends if I have the 'runs' or not
4. How long does an average dump usually take for u? 30 minutes
5. When u do take a dump do u squeeze it out or do u just sit there and let it come out naturally? I let it come out on its own
6. If u could see any 5 celebritys take a shit which ones would they be? Any celebrity would be fine for me. Lol
Hey guys :) Joshua here. I wanna post a story about some food poisoning or something that I caught at my friend's place. It was about 3 months ago and I was at my friend Tyler's house for a sleepover. I had fish and a green salad for dinner that night. It was delicious. Tyler can't eat fish because he's allergic to it, so he had just some salad. Not even 5 minutes after finishing my meal, my stomach was telling me that something wasn't right. I told Tyler that I needed to use his bathroom...QUICK!!!! I jumped out of my chair and ran down the hallway to where the bathroom was. I quickly pulled down my pants and boxers and sat down. Immediately after I sat down I had wave after wave of diarrhea. Tyler came up the door and told me was just gonna be in the living room watching TV. I told him that I was gonna be finished soon and that I'd meet him there. I finished 20 minutes later. Tyler asked what was up with that. He said he heard me farting and crapping from down the hall. I told him that I must have eaten something that didn't agree with me, but I feel much better now. While we were watching a movie later that night, I felt like I was gonna puke. As I was about to tell Tyler I wasn't feeling well, I puked all over him and his blanket. He quickly grabbed a container and I finished puking. I then went to the bathroom and had diarrhea for 30 minutes. I came out and told Tyler that I needed to go home. I was too sick to spend the night. So I called my mom and she came and picked me up. I puked 7 more times that night and had bouts of diarrhea 3 more times. I woke up feeling 100 percent better. It turned out that the fish I had eaten the night before was going bad and Tyler's dad didn't cook it long enough.
will
if any of u were paid $20 bucks to pee in poublic would u do it i might
-will
Tia
A few years back at a summer camp I went to, I became quite constipated. The bathrooms were quite dirty and I wasn't comfortable sitting on the toilets for a BM. Everytime I would get the urge to crap, I would hold it in until the urge passed. This made my stomach become sore and I would feel uncomfortable. After breakfast one morning, I needed to go but I held it in. Then during Chapel (it was a Bible Camp) I couldn't hold it any longer. I asked my counsillor if I could go to the bathroom because I really had to go. We weren't allowed to leave Chapel unless it was an emergency. She said OK and I made my way towards the gross bathrooms. I took the end stall,since it was the cleanest and I started straining. It was very painful. Whenever a piece of poo was about to come out, I'd pull it back in, because it was too painful to handle. Eventually, I got used to the pain. I strained and squeezed again. Finally, after about 45 minutes of straining and pain, I passed a thick,hard, dark brown log. It must have been 10 inches long and 2 inches thick. My butt required no wiping and so I stood up and flushed. I walked out of the washroom and my councillor was standing there. She asked me why I was gone for the whole chapel and I told her that she gave me permission to leave. She then told me that she didn't expect me to be that long. I told her I was sorry and she forgave me.
1. Do you have a stomach ache, cramps, gas, bloating, or queasiness before a BM? I get mild cramps and I have some gas too
2. If so, are you able to hold it or do you need to go right away? If it's going to be diarrhea, I have to go right away. But if it's not, I can hold it.
3. Have you ever felt nauseous before or after a BM? No
4. Do you hold or massage your t???y in order to feel better (before, during, or after BM)? Sometimes.
5. Does your stomach hurt more when you are about to have a BM or when you are constipated? When I'm about to have a BM
6. When you feel constipated, do you massage your stomach and if so, does it help? Nope.
7. Do you generally feel better after pooping? Yes.
My answers to JB's survey:
1)What age group are you from? (ex. 16-25, 30-40, etc...)
16-25. I am 16
2)How often do you poop?
5 times a day at the most. I poop after breakfast, before bed and a few other times during the day.
3)What is the average size of your poops? (length, diameter)
A couple inches long
4)What texture are your poops usually? (Mushy, liquidy, firm, rock solid, etc...)
Firm to solid
5)Do you usually poop out logs, chunks, "snakes", or combinations of the above?
Chunks
6)How long does it usually take you to poop?
45-60+ minutes. My poo doesn't come out very quickly.
7)What are the places like to take a dump?
At home or the library
8)Are you comfortable with a guy or girl watching you while you poop?
I have never done this.
9)Do you have to push a lot to let out your poo?
Yes. I turn quite red in the face from straining so hard. My stomach will hurt after taking a poo.
10)When you take a dump, about how many poos do you let out?
A few chunks every time.
11)Does it take very long for you to take a poo?
Yes. Up to an hour at the least
12)Do you voluntarily take a poo at the first urge, or do you hold it, or simply go when convenient?
I can hold it for 30 minutes or so before I get a really big urge to poo.
13)What foods make you take the biggest dumps?
Well, Dairy gives me severe diarrhea.
As there seems to be another Tia on here. I have posted numerous posts before this one. I'm gonna start to write my last name. Just so I don't confuse you all. :)
(1) Were you frequently constipated as a child? I may have been. I'm not quite sure.
(2) Was the word "constipation" one that you understood at, say...age 10? Yes
(3) Did you ever require a doctors care or hospitilization for treatment of your constipation? No. But my parents thought that I would have to go to the hospital when I was around 3 or 4 because I would have a really hard time passing a stool
(4) What was the longest period that you went without any movement of your bowels? 4 days. I was at a camp and I didn't really want to use the facilities because they were quite dirty.
(5) What method(s) were used to give you relief? None.
Whizzer
tom,
I can feel for you about the erection, this has happened to me, see Filholds posts on page 1333 and 1335 for some erection stories.
Also cheryl please post some more pee stories.
You Dont Need To Know
well anyways i'm still a teenager the age of 14 so i still have to go to my childhood doctor...well i was afraid that they would ned to take a urine sample so i havent pissed all day...unfortunetly i forgot that when the dotor checks you he presses your stomach and bellow your belly where your bladder is...well it really made me have to pee, having not ppeed the whole day...i dont rememeber but he kind of pressed 1 time haard and pee started squirtinga out and soon ii had a un controllable stream flowing from my pussy into my panties i finally gave up and let go just as the doctor bent over me a fine golden stream of pee squirted straight upwards and it kinda hit him in the face i was so embarassed i couldnt stop peeing when i got 8up there was a huge puddle of pee on the examining bed...and the floor!!!
Brand
An interesting question:
Since gorrilas are so similar to people, do the females squat when peeing?
To Julie, my wife (reads but does not post) said try bending over with knees silghtly bent facing away from the toilet, I've never seen her miss a drop ;)
Everyone look out for yourself,
Brand
I sincerely hope that none of our friends from here that have a going to work shit on the train were busy on the pot on Wednesday morning.
Condolences to those that lost dear ones.
Loadious Maximus
Hi all.
I found this forum last week, while doing a google search. I promptly dropped that search, and started reading old posts here--what an interesting site!
I want to tell some of my own stories, but I thought that I would first comment on a few things.
Kelly: is your real concern, that your boyfriend talks to you about it (and this bothers you), or that he might say something off-handed to someone else about it? If the former: would you prefer that he ignored it entirely? Have you told him what you told us here, that you are more sensitive about it than he seems to be, and you would appreciate it if he would make fewer comments about it, and never say anything to anyone else about it, or to you about it while anyone else might overhear? If he truely cares for you (if you've been with him since you were 16, he probably does quite a bit), he should respect this, and observe it, although you may have to remind him a few times--he will get the picture. If he says "what's the big deal?", you can come back with something to the effect of "it doesn't matter: it's a big deal to me, and I want that to be enough for you to consider my feelings".
As for one of the recent surveys:
1. How often do you poop in one day? 2-4 times.
2 & 3. Do you go in public when nature calls, or do you hold it in until you get home; and do you hold it in until the restroom clears, or just let fly on the grass? It depends upon saverity. Generally, I hate public bathrooms, or bathrooms in other places [than home], where I might either be walked in on, or be preventing someone else from using it. I will, though, if I really need to, and can't get home in time (if I am going that way). Generally, if I frequent a place (like one of my common work sites), and I find a bathroom that I like, that is, say, a one-holer-unisex with a locking door, I can feel comfortable enough to use it frequently. I never go outside, or in exotic places away from home, unless I am camping, which I almost never do.
4. How long does an average dump take for you? 45 minutes (I like to use the time to think, and really get the job done, so to speak, so 90 minutes is also quite frequent, just not probably the average).
5. When taking a dump: Natural slide, or unnatural squeeze? Usually start out with a natural progression, then progress to squeezing, pushing, and other sorts of manual labor, as things get further in, and there seems to be more in the chamber. I prefer the slightest of pushes, followed by a slow but smooth slide.
(Might I add, that talking about this in a public forum, is one of the oddest experiences I can recall in recent history? Well, I have added it, so there it is.)
6. If you could see any five celebs dropping their loads, who would they be? While for the most part, I have never thought about this, I think they might be: Emily Procter, Liv Tyler, Kristin Chenoweth, Sarah Lancaster, and Kathryn Erbe. Like I said, I've not really thought about it before, and so reserve the right to change my mind later.
That's it for now. I'll be back later with a story or two, which I hope someone will find interesting.
Mr. Clogs
Hey everybody, I got a post to share. I'm just about finished cleaning out my insides with my lemon flavored cirtic magnesium laxative, I have to unclug myself from all the food from the the 4th of July holiday and yesterday (lots of fried foods!). Last night before I got to bed, I filled myself with the whole bottle of the laxative and about 24 oz of water. I felt "nice-n-full" and went to bed. Throughout the night, I felt the laxative kicking in and around 6:30 this morning, I couldn't hold it anymore. I got out of my bed and dashed for the bathroom, slid down my pj bottoms (no undies!) and sat my behind on the toilet and unleashed this liquid poop into the bowl! I was trying to save it for the bucket but I had to releave some of the pressure from my stomach, too much. I sat on the toilet for about 20 minutes, wiped up, and washed my hands and preparing for round 2.
Now hears round 2!
This round came about 8:30 AM, I had some worked up enough for me to use the bucket this time. I grabbed the bucket from the milk crates, it had some pee in it from last night. I removed the lid from the container, placed the bucket on the floor, got into position (squatting) and released this gusher of liquid poop into the bucket, it sounded like I peeing from my anus! While squatting over the container, I felt some more poop that wanted to leak out, I let loose again, but this time it was just in dribs and drabs. I finished about 15 minutes later (much emptier than this morning), I picked up the bucket from the floor so i could cover it, I was quite amazed how much liqufied poop was in the container, it was like I had pooped out a little over a litre of that stuff! So I put on my shorts and undies and went into the bathroom to clean up myself. Once I was done wiping, I washed my hands and went back to my room to listen to my stereo with my favorite morning show. Wow, what an interesting day so far. Well I hope you all enjoyed my post, I post later if anything interesting things come up, take care and have a nice day.--Mr. Clogs
Punk Rock Girl: Hi there, I liked your post about eating all those fruits. I fruits and ???? help, but I didn't know that your poop out that liquid poop! Maybe that's what I need for releif.don't worry about it...
well, i'm not really into pee stories cause I'm definitely not ashamed of peeing... I'm not sure why... but I have a pee story. it was last night... my boyfriend had just got out of the shower and I had been holding pee since before he got in. so when he emerged from the bathroom i rushed in after him. see, our door doesnt have the best lock... and it takes some time to make sure it is. well, since i ran in so fast i had forgotten to lock it correctly. well, as I might have stated before my bf is rather open about bathrooms. He knew I was using the toilet, and he didnt know which one i was doing. I sometimes suspect him of having a fetish... I admit I have a slight one myself. anyway, back to the story... he walks in the door and he nearly scared the pee out of me. But it had a reverse effect and I couldnt pee. He goes to put deoderant on like I'm not on the toilet. I told him I had to pee, but couldnt because he was in there. I didnt mind him, my bladder did! he told me to go and i tried but couldnt. I turned the sink on and i felt like i was about to go. he turned it off and looked at me. he told me to just go. I told him my bladder was shy to which he replied that I should feel comfortable doing anything in front of him. he kneeled down in front of me with his hands on my thighs. I told him it wasnt me, my bladder just wouldnt let me. so he turned the sink on a little bit, almost dripping, and came back to me. this time he just crouched down. I finally peed. it was quiet and didnt come out quickly at all. he went ahead and got me some toilet paper. he got way too much and i told him, and he said he was sorry and was used to wiping his ass. i thought he was going to wipe me clean but he just handed me the wad of paper and left. well, thats it for me... I'm sure i'll have another story soon.
boy
hey jana i love your stories i think you are into poop an other stuff
do you have anymore stories to tell ?
plz do
to tia
do you like to see boys have a poop?
peace boy !
Sebastian
Hey ya'll, i wanna thank Tia, His Lil Pee Monster, and Adrian for answering my survey.
I'm using my friends computer to type this and i hope he doesn't wake up and catch me in here cuz im not supposed to be messing around with his computer haha, anyways ive been pissing all nite long because at dinner at around 8:00, three people i know and myself all had tea, we all drank about 6 or 7 glasses of tea a person and on the way back to my friends apartment both my guy friends had to piss soooooo bad, i didn't have to pee till later and the girl i know had to pee pretty bad too! She was squirming pretty bad. Plus on top of all that ive been drinking a little so ive probly peed more than anybody!!
I don't have any good pooping stories so far but im bound to have at least one or two by the time this weekend is over, plus my friend that i wrote about in here that poops about 5 times a day is coming over tommorow so i'll defintely have some stories about him.
I'll tell ya'll about one i remember about him from a year ago, he was showing me around his campus, his name is Clay by the way, anyways as it neared dark he menitoned that he needed to get to a bathroom pretty soon so we looked around and finally found one, i went in with him and peed while he took the furthest stall and sat down. I was just standing there pissing when i heard a huge fart and some plops, and i started cracking up!!! He sat there just talking to me for about 5 or 10 minutes pooping away (letting nature take it's course as i call it). He finally finished and came out looking very relieved, then we went on touring the rest of the campus.
Well i guess thats all for now, ill post soon if i can and tell ya'll about the pooping from this weekend.
P.S: I would really like to hear about some more of ur bathroom antics Red Headed Michelle u havent posted in a while, u always had some good stories.
Thanks
Sebastian
To Delaware Cookie Girl,
I noticed you got a answer to your question about enemas. I have answered this question before, but can't remeber which post. Like the Lady said it is putting water up your bottom. You usually use a bag with a hose and nozzle to put in your bottom.
As you may have noticed they are made to seem like a terrible experience but they are at worst uncomfortable , but more often a pleasant or often very pleasurable. They must be better than putting up with days of constipation.
Regards
Aussie John.
Friday, July 09, 2005
kelly
i have a problem
it's been well established that i pee in my pants once in a while and also (but very rarely) have poop accidents, however that's not the problem. i have a boyfriend who i've been with for 3 and a half years and he's known of the problem but for the past few months he's been making references to it in a teasing manner fairly often and it bothers me a little bit because i'm self conscious about it...it's not in a big way but sometimes he'll just smile at me when he's saying goodnight and tell me to "keep my undies clean and dry" or something like that...everytime we're about to get in the car for a ride more than like 30 minutes he tells me to go to the bathroom, like he's my mom or something..i don't know, it just really embarasses me...i just wanted tips on a good way i can tell him about how difficult it is to deal with. he thinks because he doesn't think it's a big deal that no one else should. i'm just scared he'll make a comment at a bad time in front of others.
so i guess i'll tell a story...i pee in my pants a lot because i have a weak bladder and i'm just no good at holding it in, so there's no special story to speak of, but i had the other kind of accident yesterday for the 1st time in 2 years...i was in the car with my sister and we were driving back home from the city because she was seeing her dentist, and as we were getting on the interstate, it was not only rush hour but there was road construction which had closed a major exit. traffic was at a stand still! as i usually think to myself in those situations i wondered if i had to pee, but i didn't so i felt safe. a moment later though i had a mild churning cramp very deep in my stomach and before long...i kinda had to poop. i groaned to myself because my bowel control doesn't exactly earn the gold medal either, and i got a little anxious. it's not even close to being as bad as my bladder but still, i'm 19 and i can come up with 3 or 4 occassions off the top of my head from my teenage years where i pooped myself. i knew it wasn't going to be good because you could see the traffic back up way ahead around the bend, and i was really trying not to get upset. we made it no where after 10 minutes or so and i didn't have to go all that bad but i still got really upset. i knew i was probably going to go in my pants...and eventually, i certainly did. we barley had gotten all the way out of the city before i raised my butt off the city a little and let go, a medium sized load of mush into the back of my jeans, and i cried..my sister didn't have much to say of it..i had to spend the rest of the ride like that, and i was really upset all day. it was the first time i pooped my pants in a while :(
Tia
1. How often do u poop in one day? 2 times
2. Do u go in public when nature calls or do u hold it in until u get home? wait until I get home.
3. If u do go in public do u hold it in until the restroom is empty? No
4. How long does an average dump usually take for u? 60-90 minutes
5. When u do take a dump do u squeeze it out or do u just sit there and let it come out naturally? I squeeze it out. I squeeze so hard I moan and grunt and get all red
6. If u could see any 5 celebritys take a shit which ones would they be? Britney Spears, Jennifer Anistan, JLo,
carolina
My response to JBs survey!
1)What age group are you from? (ex. 16-25, 30-40, etc...)
30-40 - I am 36.
2)How often do you poop?
Usually 3 times a day. Depending on what I've eaten, sometimes I'll miss a day, if this happens the next day I'll have to go up to 5 times. I usually go first thing in the morning after coffee, around 15 minutes after I wake up. Then again in the mid-afternoon and once more before bed.
3)What is the average size of your poops? (length, diameter) I have never really checked but it depends which poo of the day I am doing. The morning ones are always cascades of small chunks. Later in the day they are bigger.
4)What texture are your poops usually? (Mushy, liquidy, firm, rock solid, etc...)
Fairly soft.
5)Do you usually poop out logs, chunks, "snakes", or combinations of the above?
Again it depends on the time of day. Morning always chunks, and lots of them. Later afternoon or evening it's usually a few logs.
6)How long does it usually take you to poop?
Varies according to the time of day. My first thing in the morning dump takes the longest, usually around 30-40 minutes. This is because the chunks do not all come out at once. I will have a large, quick flurry when I first sit down, then I need to wait for a while as there is always more to come. Usually in intervals of 5 to 10 minutes.
Later in the day I'm usually done in around 15-20 minutes.
7)What are the places like to take a dump?
I mostly dump at home, but that's so dull. I always enjoy a good BM at the toilets at the mall where I work.
8)Are you comfortable with a guy or girl watching you while you poop?
I have never done this, but I do not mind people listening to me on the toilet, for example in the mall.
9)Do you have to push a lot to let out your poo?
Dependant on the time of day. The morning poop comes out with no encouragement. The afternoon or evening ones I have to push more.
10)When you take a dump, about how many poos do you let out?
In the morning when I let out alot of smaller chunks, I would estimate the first load usually around 20, they just fall out of my ass straight away. Then a break, and 10 minutes later the same again. I will have a few single chunks that come out in the next 10 minutes. Then when I've been on the toilet around 30 minutes, the last cascade is normally around 10 small chunks.
11)Does it take very long for you to take a poo?
Yes, see above. I spend alot of time in the toilet.
12)Do you voluntarily take a poo at the first urge, or do you hold it, or simply go when convenient?
My morning chunks, I cannot hold in at all. I have to go immediately I get the first urge. Sometimes I will have to run to the bathroom. The poop starts coming out the instant my ass hits the seat. When I get an urge after lunch I can hold it until my 3pm afternoon break, when I go to the toilets in the mall.
13)What foods make you take the biggest dumps?
Indian food for sheer volume and time I have to spend on the toilet, but usually this makes me poop chunks.
Shermaine
I was having my period. You see, i dont know why but when i have my period, i tend to pee lots. I went shopping with 2 of my friends Faith and Chloe and after an hour i had that peeing feeling again. I went like: oh sh*t. f*** that bladder! I said, "Uh, I think I have to go." My friends were super-understanding (I would have said, 'Damn you! Not again!'), they nodded and suggested we met in Target.
I went inside the female toilet. There was a queue, so I waited (My desperation was only about 7/10). But soon, the pressure built up and I yelled uncontrollably, "Can you get out of that darn stall! I'm gonna leak!" The lady in front of me turned and two women who were touching up their make-up looked at me. "Sorry." I mumbled.
The lady offered to let me go first. I thanked her. The stalls opened. I went in one of them. I tugged off my panties and started peeing first. I needed to go pretty bad then. Then, I swiped a pad from my handbag and tore off the old one.
I kindda rolled them up adn disposed them in the "pad box" (that was what we called it). I stuck teh fresh pad on and I flushed the toilet.
I went out. I met my friends. It was another one hour before I felt the urge again. I held it in. I thought: OMG. I'm gonna leak again. f***! f***! f***!
My friends saw the expresion. "Are you okay, Shermaine?" Nodding, I said, "I need to take a look at teh gift store." I hoped to sneak off to teh loo. "Sure, we can go with you!" Chloe offered. Damned!
"No, it's alright. I won't take a second. Give me ten minutes." I said. "'Kay, we'll meet you here later on." Faith said and continued looking through teh rack.
I pratically ran! I thought again: My god! When i have my period, i also feel like i'm peeing in my pants adn not being able to control it! It's very gross.
I felt like peeing in my pants, but anyway hurried to the female toilets. There were stalls readily available. I quickly stepped in and started peeing. I was quite full.
After that, I told my friends i got a headache and went home.
Shermaine
I was having my period. You see, i dont know why but when i have my period, i tend to pee lots. I went shopping with 2 of my friends Faith and Chloe and after an hour i had that peeing feeling again. I went like: oh sh*t. f*** that bladder! I said, "Uh, I think I have to go." My friends were super-understanding (I would have said, 'Damn you! Not again!'), they nodded and suggested we met in Target.
I went inside the female toilet. There was a queue, so I waited (My desperation was only about 7/10). But soon, the pressure built up and I yelled uncontrollably, "Can you get out of that darn stall! I'm gonna leak!" The lady in front of me turned and two women who were touching up their make-up looked at me. "Sorry." I mumbled.
The lady offered to let me go first. I thanked her. The stalls opened. I went in one of them. I tugged off my panties and started peeing first. I needed to go pretty bad then. Then, I swiped a pad from my handbag and tore off the old one.
I kindda rolled them up adn disposed them in the "pad box" (that was what we called it). I stuck teh fresh pad on and I flushed the toilet.
I went out. I met my friends. It was another one hour before I felt the urge again. I held it in. I thought: OMG. I'm gonna leak again. f***! f***! f***!
My friends saw the expresion. "Are you okay, Shermaine?" Nodding, I said, "I need to take a look at teh gift store." I hoped to sneak off to teh loo. "Sure, we can go with you!" Chloe offered. Damned!
"No, it's alright. I won't take a second. Give me ten minutes." I said. "'Kay, we'll meet you here later on." Faith said and continued looking through teh rack.
I pratically ran! I thought again: My god! When i have my period, i also feel like i'm peeing in my pants adn not being able to control it! It's very gross.
I felt like peeing in my pants, but anyway hurried to the female toilets. There were stalls readily available. I quickly stepped in and started peeing. I was quite full.
After that, I told my friends i got a headache and went home. Boy, i never went shopping with friends during periods any more!
jen
i guess about a year ago i was on a trip with my fiance to a romantic cottage in vermont. we live in pennsylvania so it's a fairly long drive and on our way home i had to pee terribly! my bladder was throbbing...to make a long story short...eventually we were going over this really big bridge, and bridges scare the crap out of me i don't know why i just get extremely nervous on bridges. eitherway we were partway over the bridge and i started worrying about being on the bridge more and losing concentration on how much effort i needed to hold in my desperate need to pee and i just let go...i was peeing my pants the entire time we crossed the bridge. it felt really good to go but it didn't feel so good peeing my pants at 23 years old...yeah i had to go THAT bad. when i was done wetting myself i said "..so i just peed my pants.." my fiance thinking i was being ridiculous and speaking metaphorically in reference to my phobia of bridges said "ahh come on that bridge wasn't that bad" and i just said "omg! look at my pants." he quickly turned his head and looked at my lap then back at the road and made a noise then looked back at my lap and said "jesus jen are serious?" and i just said "i don't know i couldn't hold it any longer my bladder was going to burst!" he started to chuckle a little bit and then just said "ha..well i guess its a good thing you have a change of clothes in the car...wow jen." i was really embarassed but we didn't make a big thing of it...so i peed my pants, no use crawling in a hole and dying about it. it was nothing like pooping myself in 5th grade! that's a story for a later time!
-jen
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Julie
For a girl to pee standing up and not have her pee just run down her legs, she must open her legs and bend her knees a little while pushing her pussy forward. With long pants or tight shorts she has to drop them some, but with lose shorts she can then with one hand hold them aside while with the other hand, using two fingers, hold her pussy lips open so that they will not interfear with the stream as it shots out of her pee hole which is now clear and exposed. Once at that point it just takes some practice moving both her pelvis and fingers to aim her stream.
One other thing. As she feels her bladder nearing empty and her stream about to stop she must then give a push to empty the last remaining bit or it will drip and run down her legs.Joshua
Hi guys.:) I just got back from the doctors. He asked me what my symptoms were and how long I had been sick for. He told me that I had only caught the stomach flu. Phew!! :) He said I should be better by tomorrow or Wednesday. :)
Anyways, I have a story to tell. While my mom and I were in the waiting room of the doctors office, my stomach started to feel uneasy. I told my mom I was going to the bathroom and she told me not to take that long as it was almost my time to see the doctor. I ran to the bathroom and threw up in the sink (I couldn't make it to the toilets). I rinsed my mouth out and cleaned out the sink. Then I went into a stall and had 5 waves of diarrhea. Another person came into the stall beside me and it sounded like he had what I had. He was farting wet ones and dropping mushy crap into the toilet. I wiped up and went back to sit with my mom. She asked how I was feeling and I told her I was feeling a bit better.
Post more later,
Joshua.unknown
Ok heres the story i was at camp in colorado it was about 6:45 and i had to take a bad crap so i went and i thought there was bugs in the seat cuase it was a non flushable bathroom so crap and pee was everywhere but anyway i didnt want to sit down on the seat so i squatted and i missed a lil on the tiolet seat i cleaned it up and i changed my clothes jusst in case but my camp counsler saw some crap on my leg and he said calmly you should go clean off ur leg and i said oh ur right i looked down there was crap on it then i went back to the campsite and my friends said somone crapped on the tiolet seat i was so embaressed and i felt guilt to for some odd reason and this happened 13 years ago!
Control
Ever since I was young, I have always had the problem, that as soon as I don't have easy access to a toilet, and i am with other people, I need to do a #2 that doesnt want to wait. This can be very inconvenient, because as a teacher, I am not allowed to leave kids unattended for any reason, so at least one session a week, I am in a desperate or near-desperate situation. I try to always eat at the same time and always go before school, so I can kind of deal with it.
Lately I have had a different, but sort of related, problem. A few times lately, when I have been out with friends, I have needed to take an urgent poop about five minutes after I have just been to the bathroom. I am too embarrassed to say that I have 'not finished' so I end up in agony waiting for my friends to leave, or wiat until a decent amount of time has passed before I go again.
The last time it happened, I went out to dinner with a friend. Just after we finished our coffee, I had to take a dump, and since I don't have problem with pooping in public, I went off to the ladies and did my thing. AS SOON AS I sat down facing my friend again, I had to go really really really badly, that instant. I was way too embarrassed to go back, so I had to wait while we talked a bit, paid the bill, walked back to my car, he wanted to teach me some dance moves (bad idea, but I was too shy to say why I didnt want to learn right then), and then drop him at the station. By this time I was shaking with the pain and stress, but it was still another twenty minutes before I got home, and traffic was bad, so I couldnt even pull over and find a toilet. it was an all-or-nothing kind of crap, so I could not even squeeze it out slowly once i was alone. Then I had to park, get inside, and without even shutting any doors, threw myself onto the toilet and exploded with about 3kg of thick poop. After all that pressure, i had to go again five minutes later with more liquid and gas.
Does anyone else have this problem, and can you suggest what I should do?
Roger
Hello. I am new to this site and I am glad I stumbled onto it. I would like to ask a question and hear your answers if you don't care. I am 26 and I unfortunately have not had the oportunity to witness a lady take a dump. I like reading your posts because I am interested in ladies' bathroom habbits. Now to my question- Do larger, overweight women have larger poops (thickness and length) or do they just poop more often? Do overweight women grunt more often then super slim women? Maybe some of you have witnessed overweight and slim women in public restrooms and have been able to hear their grunts and have been able to see which of the two takes more time to poop? I look forward to hearing from you!!!
Thanks,
Rogertom
why are girls such wimps about peeing in front of guys? I hate it when they are consenting and they get all ready to pee and then.....they just blurt out I can't do it! So annoying. That also happens on videos where they are paid to pee in front of a camera. Some of those girls end up peeing only a few drops or nothing at all after waiting long minutes on camera (a minute of nothing happening on camera is a looong time). I hope they dont get paid as much for such pitiful performances. If a guy were to pee in front of a girl, the biggest obstacle would be an erection; It basically stops a guy from peeing and if he does manage, the angle coming out would make a mess. But as long things are calm most guys wont just refuse or say they cant pee in front of a girl. And if guys were paid to make a pee video for girls, I guarantee every guy will one way or another empty their bladder on camera, unlike some of their female counterparts. I know some of what Im saying makes sense, but I am writing this at a very early hour of the morning, so sound off on this post if you like.
Postman
Hi everybody.
I haven't posted in about 3 weeks, because nothing interesting has happened. My BM's have been so normal, they're boring. But this weekend, my son's girlfriend was down visiting us, so we have been eating a lot. Yesterday morning, after drinking some coffee, I began getting, a crampy, heavy feeling in my lower gut. I went to the bathroom, sat down, and began squeezing out a long, really gassy turd. When I was done, I wiped several times, then turned around to look. It was a huge, coiled up turd, impossible to tell how long it was, but I'm guessing at least 2 feet. I flushed, and the toilet strained to suck it all down. But it did go down, leaving several brown skid marks, which I cleaned with the brush. I have to say, I felt much better after that load was out of me.
Hope everybody had a good 4th.
Bye all
On Sunday did not shit. Usually go one to three times per day. On Monday had a lot to move but it was very slow. After dumping about half? I had to get to an appointment or I would be late. Tried to poo later but to no avail. Got the urge during a meeting in the afternoon but it went and despite my efforts later no result. Hit the metamuscil.
The next morning (Tuesday) one only average size turd and that was it. Got the "feeling" later in the afternoon, once again during a meeting but it quickly abated. Tried to go but no good. Felt very full and uncomfortable. I have IBS so it is important for me to dump otherwise I strike problems. Late that afternoon hit the metamuscil again with a couple of Colyxl tablets (mild laxative).
The next morning woke up with a little pressure in my lower t????y. Dropped my trackkie dacks and sat on the toilet. Gave the slightest push and out glided this long thick soft poo that curled around the toilet bowl. It was so effortless and took but an instant. I now feel empty and relaxed.