Karen
This story was recently posted, but mysteriously it got deleted, so I am posting it again...
I had a really funny thing happen to me when I was about 17 and I was at the beach. I was sitting in the water and the water was shallow like up to my stomach (while sitting). About 25 feet away I saw a young girl, and she apparently just pooped into the water because she was pulling up her bathing suit and then running away back towards the beach to meet her parents. All of a sudden I started seeing small stools floating in the water and some actually smeared my arms with poop a little, and I thought this was gross. Then all of a sudden a huge wave came out of no where and I looked at the wave in awe with my mouth open being surprised. Well this was a bad idea because when the wave went away I realized that I had a mouthful of the 6 year old child's poop! I was able to spit out most of it but also ended up swallowing some of it. There was a sour taste in my mouth. The poop that actually went into my mouth wasn't the small hard stools that were floating by earlier, they ! were soft and creamy poops. I was amazed that the whole thing happened, but luckily I didn't get sick from this incident. This was years ago and I still remember it vividly.
If I have to poop outside, I assume the bent over
configuration. I could squat I suppose, but neither
option precludes the problem of soft stool in my
ass hair....often the need to poop outside, results
from a brief bout of diarrhea. A toilet seat will
naturally spread your butt cheeks to avoid this problem.
Any suggestions? I've tried spreading my ass with my hands,
but end up getting phoo-phoo on my finger tips.
What's a mother to do?Radford
I was driving and i really had to piss! my cock was ready to explod! I was with my guy friends and they told me to pull over. i did and i let a HUGE stream out the car! some gals drove by and stopped to watch.That just made me excited. i finished and decided to air out my cock for the rest of the trip. man the breeze was nice! see ya!
Radford
BeachNut
To Laura:
I'm sorry you were not able to do my survey. I hate that it had to be rather non-inclusive, for I know that many folks simply will not go outside. So long as you do it in places you know are private, it probably wouldn't be so bad. Try it in your back yard or something late at night when nobody is walking around or awake, if you want to, and that might help overcome some of the shyness aspect. I as a male do not like to be watched, unless it's by a girlfriend. I have no doubt that some places may be dangerous for taking dumps outdoors, like some parks or some beaches. I do suggest taking a special someone that you TRUST with you so they can be near you (and watch if you want them to) and keep others from joining in and watching or trying to do other things with you.
To Danielle:
A very fascinating story to say the least. Launching baby canoes in the river water from the dock...LOL. That sucks that your cousin was watching you, but at least he brought you some TP when you were done.
To Punk Rock Girl:
A very interesting response to my survey. Many thanks for taking the time to do it. Hopefully some more folks will satisfy my curiosity like you and Amy and another girl below your post have done.
To lizzy:
Would love to hear your "similar" story to your boyfriend's predicament.
To Althea:
Thanks for also taking the time to respond to my survey.
To Bryian:
Glad you're still enjoying reading my posts/stories. Did you see my survey yet? I'll probably go easy on stories through the end of the week, though. I've already released many of my good ones "into the wild" (aka this board)...LOL.
That's all for me. Happy goings to all and to all a good night (even though I'm writing this in the morning...LOL).
Buddha
I have a younger cousin who is 13. She is good looking for her age and her body is developing nicely, especially her ass and breasts. Anyways, 2 summers ago was when I became interested in her bathroom habits. One night when my cousins were staying at my house, I was downstairs lying on the couch watching some tv. I beleive it was around 10-11 pm. Anyways, i was watching tv when she came down and sat down on the couch and said she couldnt get to sleep, so I said "ok watch some tv". So we are sitting there watching some tv and she is staring at the tv intensely when she lets a big fart go followed by a smaller one. It took me a few seconds to realize it then i say "what was that?" i dont remember exactly what she said but i remember her giggle slightly and just try to brush it off as nothing.
another icident was when we were in the car with her parents and her younger brotherwas making fake farting noise when she just lets a huge one loose out of no where and starts laughing. Unfortunately there were too many people around for me to get the scent of it.
I have another incident that i can remeber, MY cousins and i were sleeping at my grandpas house and the room i was sleeping in connected to a bathroom, and the bed i was in was about 2 and a half feet from the bathroom door, so of course when anyone uses it i can hear. SO anyways, one morning i see her walk into the bathroom, so i get alert. After she sits down i hear her let out a deep fart, followed by pissing and one more deep fart mixed in.
One of the more memorable experiences was 2 summers ago when she was 11(?) and I was 15 i believe. We were sitting at my grandpas house watching tv in my room. For some reason she was on my bed and managed to get under the covers. She didnt realize it but she was sitting on the remote so instead of asking her to move i reached my hand under her nice ass to get it when she ripped a nice big fart on my hand. she barely even aknowledged it, acting like it was no big deal. the smell was pretty strong but it was nice. Not long after that se let out another fart that started off as a very loud hissing fart that ended as a classic loud fart. AFter that she laughed and asked if i minded the smell and i said it was nice. I told her i want to hear her fart more and she said "ok i have more gas and i have some poo too i have to get outta me" After farting once more under the covers she said she needed to go to the bathroom and i could definately tell by then because her far! ts got worse. She let me follow her into the bathroom where she quickly pulled down her white panties which i notices had some borwn marks on them. after sitting down i her a longgg fart and i saw a fat piece of shit about 3 inches wide pour out of her ass that was at least 16 inches long. she started to pee and she pushed another 10 inch hard log out and finished it off with a loud fart. THis last part was unreal when she did it but it was nice. After she was done pooping, she bent over and put her ass in my face and asked me to smell it and tell her if it was nice smelling to me or not. of course i said it smelled good...
anyone care to share similar stories dealing with their coisins, sisters, mothers, aunts.. etc...
BeachNut
To Laura:
I'm sorry you were not able to do my survey. I hate that it had to be rather non-inclusive, for I know that many folks simply will not go outside. So long as you do it in places you know are private, it probably wouldn't be so bad. Try it in your back yard or something late at night when nobody is walking around or awake, if you want to, and that might help overcome some of the shyness aspect. I as a male do not like to be watched, unless it's by a girlfriend. I have no doubt that some places may be dangerous for taking dumps outdoors, like some parks or some beaches. I do suggest taking a special someone that you TRUST with you so they can be near you (and watch if you want them to) and keep others from joining in and watching or trying to do other things with you.
To Danielle:
A very fascinating story to say the least. Launching baby canoes in the river water from the dock...LOL. That sucks that your cousin was watching you, but at least he brought you some TP when you were done.
To Punk Rock Girl:
A very interesting response to my survey. Many thanks for taking the time to do it. Hopefully some more folks will satisfy my curiosity like you and Amy and another girl below your post have done.
To lizzy:
Would love to hear your "similar" story to your boyfriend's predicament.
To Althea:
Thanks for also taking the time to respond to my survey.
To Bryian:
Glad you're still enjoying reading my posts/stories. Did you see my survey yet? I'll probably go easy on stories through the end of the week, though. I've already released many of my good ones "into the wild" (aka this board)...LOL.
That's all for me. Happy goings to all and to all a good night (even though I'm writing this in the morning...LOL).
joe
RYAN S-I saw the thing with Blind Dates UNCENSORED where the girl was pooping and farted then said "excuse me". she was really cute i want to see that video to see her. i think its cool when girls can talk about pooping. i have a friend who is a girl who always asks me if i have pooped yet everyday when i sign on the computer and talks about her pooping. dont u think thats cool? i hope some time i can see her poop or pee. that would be sweet wish me luck
peace
joe
Matt
Reading all these stories reminded me about something that happened to me last year. It was the day after Thanksgiving and my dad and I went to the mallto do some shopping. We split ways shortly after arriving because we both had different places we wanted to visit. Shortly after doing that I was in a department store and had to take a dump. I hadn't taken one that morning and being the day after Thanksgiving I knew it would be a pretty big one. I went into the mensroom and had just sat down when a guy came in and came into the stall right beside mine and sat down. I heard him take a deep breath, bear down, and the crackling sound of a turd starting to come out. I still had to go so I started to push too. I could feel my hole opening up wide and what felt like a huge turd start to poke out. I knew it wasn't going to come out easy. I was having to push like hell to get it to move at all. I let out a quick grunt, then I heard him grunt too. I readjusted myself, hun kered down, breathed in, and pushed. I heard him do the same. I grunted, this time longer and deeper and he did too. It started to feel like we were kinda feeding off of each other. Each time I would grunt he would grunt too. If my grunts got longer and lower his did too. It was like we were encouraging each other, helping each other. He was obviously having a hard time like I was. Now I started to try and move my turd out by doing lots of quick hard strains. I would take a deep breath, push with all I could for a few seconds, then do a quick loud grunt. It was pretty cool sitting next to this guy, both of us breathing hard, and grunting like animals. Finally I heard his turd drop into the water and after another quick push mine did too. We both let out sighs of relief the wiped. I came out of the stall first and went to wash my hands. I wanted to see who this guy was that I had just shared a pretty intimate moment with. When the guy came out I couldn't believe it. It was my dad! He just said,"hi Matt! Boy I feel about 10 pounds lighter after that. You probably do too huh." He gave me a knowing glance and I just smiled. We finished washing our hands and left. I felt a little closer to my dad after that day.
Amy
BeachNut and Laura, hey, I'm really glad that you guys liked my post and Laura, it’s really sweet of you to be concerned about me being harassed while taking a dump in the dunes at that beach. To answer some of your questions, I live in San Diego. BeachNut you sound like a real cool dude! If you didn't live on the other side of the country and if I weren't already spoken for we sure could have had a good time together outdoors. Incidentally, I usually use Kleenex when wiping outdoors, but when hiking in the mountains obliging boyfriends have given me underwear or even a sock to wipe myself with if I didn't have Kleenex. You're both right that episode with those teens sucked big time! I don't like to think about it, but I'll let you have the details you asked for. One Sunday, me and my boyfriend (Jim) decided to go to a secluded beach north of the city. It’s a great beach. There are never many people there although it’s a fairly popular place for surfing. There is s ome off-road parking, but there are no restrooms there. Jim and me packed some beers and sandwiches and looked forward to catching some rays. We had a great morning and Jim enjoyed some surfing. After a couple of beers and sandwiches for lunch I knew I just had to take a shit. I told Jim and he gave me a kiss and jokingly said: “Be careful” as I set off into the dunes carrying some Kleenex. I got to a secluded spot and pulled off the pants part of my bikini so I could squat comfortably in the sand. I peed first and then started to push out my first log. I heard some boys’ voices in the distance getting closer but I thought they would just pass at a distance and not notice me. As luck would have it, however, they were kind of spread out and one of them just walked past the dune that I was crapping behind and he must have seen my head. He did a double take and then laughed calling to his buddies to come “see this chick taking a shit.” Anyway, there were about six of them. They were all surfers with their wet suits pulled down to their waists and they were carrying surfboards. They looked like guys of about 15-18 years of age. So they crowded around me. I was naked except for my boobs being covered. They started to taunt me asking me things like “do you want to suck our dicks?” They made that obscene gesture of the tongue in the side of the mouth and jacking off movements with their hands. One even pulled down his wet suit to expose his dick to me. They all went behind me to get a look at the turds coming out of my asshole. I told them to f??k off and I called for my boyfriend, but I guess he was too far away to hear me. These guys then just mocked me calling out “Jim!” in high-pitched voices. I quickly pushed out two or three more logs while they watched and then wiped my ass with the Kleenex. I pulled on the lower part of my bikini and ran back to my boyfriend. I told him the story and he went to look for these guys but they had already left the beach. As I’m sure you can appreciate this episode kind of spoiled the day for me. Now I’m more careful about shitting outdoors and make my boyfriend come with me if I need to go. I guess this episode was my own fault but what can a girl do if nature calls and there are no bathrooms? Also, when you’re in the middle of a dump what can you do in this kind of situation. I couldn’t just stand up and run away although Jim thought that would have been the safer thing to do. What do you guys think?
marty(ex-vet)
My father's unit was billeted at a British military post, awaiting transfer to Europe. One night, one of the men in his unit went to use the latrine. The latrine was a temporary facility, built to accommodate the influx of Allied soldiers, and was built of rather shoddy plasterboard. It had a single entrance/exit and the stalls were arranged in a single row. Each toilet was in its own stall, but did not have a door. In any event, while the soldier was sitting there, someone walked past the stall, headed toward a stall in the back of the latrine. The soldier thought nothing of this and didn't even look up to see if he recognized the other man. Moments later, the other man walked back past the soldier's stall. Nothing unusual so far. But then, a few moments later, he walked past again. The soldier, thinking somebody was playing some kind of a joke looked up and noted that the other man was dressed in British military gear and carrying an old rifle over his shoulder. This was o! dd, not simply because of the rifle in the latrine, but because the British soldiers didn't generally use the temporary latrines, and the soldier's clothing was antiquated (he especially noted the old style of the helmet). When the Brit walked past again, the American asked him what he was doing, but got no response. The American hailed him more vigorously on the next pass, with similar results. When the Brit walked past yet again, the American (who was getting a little tired of the fellow's strange behavior) reached out to grab him, but apparently missed. At this point, the American decided he'd had enough, and, since the Brit had gone down to the dead-end of the latrine, the American knew he'd have to come back. He finished his business, did up his trousers, and sat down again to wait. This time, when the other man walked past, the American stood up and put both hands against the opposite wall, catching the Brit between his arms. To his astonishment, the fellow continued w! alking, passing right through his arm. The American freaked, and since the apparition was between him and the only exit, he made his own door by going through the wall.
The terrified soldier reported the incident to my father and the chaplain and another British officer who happened to be with them at the time. The British officer nodded knowingly and told them it was nothing to worry about, the 'guard' had been seen many times. It turns out that the latrine was positioned right where the gates of the post had been during World War I. One night, during that war, a soldier who was walking guard duty there had been murdered. Apparently the ghost was simply repeating what he had last been ordered to do.
My father and the chaplain were both intrigued to see this sight for themselves, went to the latrine but found nothing. They had intended to return the next night, but were shipped out the following day.
*****
Don't know if this story helps your thesis in any way, but I thought I'd pass it along.
marty(ex-vet)
italy
Lizzy told us about her friend's accident and even that something like that happened to her and that she 'll post it if someone want it: I'd like to hear it!!!!!!!!!!!
Italy
your name Luckyone
To Claudia I would love to here more of your stories about pooping your panties and how offten you pee and poop them. When I was in collage i went with a girl that always peed and pooped her pants and really enjoyed the feeling too.
I am really turned on by these type of stories and would love to hear any and all of them from females that use there panties for a toilette
thanks for reading Luckyoneskater boy
I havnt posted here forever but i got a survey for the girls
1.Do you like it when other girls watch you poop?
2.Do you get turned on by watching other girls poop
3.have you ever been making out or making love and had the urge to poop?
4.Whats the weirdest thing or place you have pooped in?
5.Have you ever spread your butt and pooped standing u?
6.what do u like to do while your on the toilet pooping?
7.does farting turn you on?
8.I just want to know the age and race of all the girls on this site please i just like to get a better visual
Upstate Dave
Good morning to all. Here are my responses to BeachNuts survey.
1.Yes I pee outside.
2.It does not bother me as long its people I know.
3.Yes it is easy for me to pee outside. No second thoughts.
4.In the woods,parks,hiking trails,alleys,swimming areas(lakes creeks)
5.NA
6.Depends on the need to pee most of the time. I feel as comfortable going in a bathroom rest area as going in mother nature.
7.Yes I have gone and shit outside many times. I go because I have to go.
8.Does not bother me. The only time it does is when someone does it in water.(lake creek river etc)
9.Yes it is easy for me.
10.Hunting fishing hiking outdoor concerts picnicing
11. pine needles snow(that will wake you up in the morning!
12.I can wait for the rest stop to go even those some there is no buiuldings then I just go outside.
13. sometimes if there is help from my better half!
14.My wife,girlfriends when single,friends when younger(both genders)
15.I'll pee in the water but I'll shit on land.
16. Yes Ive peed in the nude at a friends camp when me and my wife were there by ourselves.
17.I'll put shoes on if I'm in the woods but on the beach I'm barefoot.
18.If I can dig a hole I will do that. If not then I will cover it over with leaves pine needles or even snow.i have accidents
1. Do you pee outside? Under what circumstances?
Yes, i always wear a diaper outside becuase i have week bladder and bowel control. I use my diaper in just about any circumstance.
2. How do you feel about you or others peeing outside?
I don't think many people know i am using my diaper unless i poop. I am pre cool with it though.
3. Is it easy for you to start peeing outside? Ever have second thoughts?
It usually just happens by accident because i can't hold it for long. I never really have second thoughts on it.
4. What are some of the places you've peed outside?
Everywhere.
5. For girls, when there was no TP, did you wipe with something else or drip dry?
N/A
6. On long road trips along roads with few bathrooms, how long are you to willing wait to "find a gas station" until you pull over and piss in the ditch/woods?
I wait as long as i can but usually end up going in my diaper.
7. Do you shit outside? Under what circumstances?
Yes becuase i have week bladdr and bowel control. (i go in my diaper)
8. How do you feel about you or others shitting outside?
I am okay with it.
9. Is it easy for you to start shitting outside? Ever have second thoughts?
It usually happens by accident. I never have second thoughts.
10. What are some of the places you've shitted outside?
Everywhere.
11. When there is no TP, do you wipe with anything interesting (besides leaves)?
I wipe with wipes once i change my diaper.
12. On long road trips along roads with few bathrooms, how long are you to willing wait to "find a gas station" until you pull over and shit in the ditch/woods?
As long as i can hold it.
13. Do you ever get slightly turned on when pissing or shitting outside?
no
14. Have you ever allowed anyone to watch or listen to you when you go outside?
most of the time i don't have a choice becuase i have aq accident when they r standing next to me.
15. On the beach or at a lake or river, if there are no nearby bathrooms, are you more inclined to go in the water (piss or shit) or i will usually go in the water or diaper.
16. Have you ever pissed or shitted outside completely in the nude?
no
17. When camping, on the beach, or wherever, do you put on shoes or sandals or go barefoot when you need to piss or shit?
Just go in my diaper where i am standing at.
18. Do you normally dig holes when you go outside and then cover them when you're done. Or do you just go wherever and leave as soon as you're done?
No, i just use my diaper.
joe
RYAN S-I saw the thing with Blind Dates UNCENSORED where the girl was pooping and farted then said "excuse me". she was really cute i want to see that video to see her. i think its cool when girls can talk about pooping. i have a friend who is a girl who always asks me if i have pooped yet everyday when i sign on the computer and talks about her pooping. dont u think thats cool? i hope some time i can see her poop or pee. that would be sweet wish me luck
peace
joe
If I have to poop outside, I assume the bent over
configuration. I could squat I suppose, but neither
option precludes the problem of soft stool in my
ass hair....often the need to poop outside, results
from a brief bout of diarrhea. A toilet seat will
naturally spread your butt cheeks to avoid this problem.
Any suggestions? I've tried spreading my ass with my hands,
but end up getting phoo-phoo on my finger tips.
What's a mother to do?
Traveling Guy
Our good moderators can decide whether this post makes it or not, due to topic, but I think it fits. There was a report on radio this morning about the troops getting an eyeful of the posh digs inside one of the presidential palaces in Baghdad. The reporter added that the troops were using the porcelain toilets, a luxury, he said, they hadn't had in weeks. No word as to whether the fixtures were squatters or sitters. Either way, it had to be nice after porta-pots and trenches.
Twice Shy - I want to re-read "Grapes of Wrath" now. Did you do a paper or something on these toilet allusions? Wouldn't that be cool?
I once saw an Italian movie about WW II in which some women got out of a car and went to the side of road to squat and take a pee. One of the men in the group found it interesting and kept stealing glances at them from the car. (I did, too, I have to admit.) Suddenly, aircraft flew overhead and fired at the women. I was shocked back to reality, which is what the director wanted, I guess. Has anyone else ever seen that film?
Tess - Get well soon, OK?
Bryian
To Lou: Intresting story..i don't even know who she is
To Danielle: Loved your story about dumping in the river and your cousin seeing.
To Sara C: Liked your story from the rest stop..you were brave
To Pam: Enjoyed your shitting accident.
To Althea: Liked your story about your cousin
To lizzy: I liked your story about your b/f would like to hear about your other stories
To Twice Shy: Thats intresting from that book
To BeachNut: Liked your story from church
To Trudy: Loved your story
To RyanS: Thats cool what you saw on blind date
To Tess: I hate that..hope you feel better
To KS Pooper: Liked your story..would like to hear more
skater boy
I havnt posted here forever but i got a survey for the girls
1.Do you like it when other girls watch you poop?
2.Do you get turned on by watching other girls poop
3.have you ever been making out or making love and had the urge to poop?
4.Whats the weirdest thing or place you have pooped in?
5.Have you ever spread your butt and pooped standing u?
6.what do u like to do while your on the toilet pooping?
7.does farting turn you on?
8.I just want to know the age and race of all the girls on this site please i just like to get a better visual
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
Lou
To people, looking for information on celebrity bathrooom habits, Margaret Cho has a thing in her standup routine where she talks about get addicted to diet pills. she said she finelly stopped taking them because she shit her pants in her car. that sucks.
Laura
Hi Amy, I enjoyed reading your answers to BeachNut's survey. I couldn't answer because I've never gone No 1 or 2 outdoors even though I needed to badly sometimes. My main reason for not doing it is shyness, but I'm also really afraid that I'll be harassed and even worse by guys who see me in such situations. Your experience with those boys just make me realize that outdoor peeing and dumping are potentially dangerous. Could you give me a description of what happened with those boys and did you come to any harm from this nasty experience?