Upstate Dave
Hello everyone. Im keeping cool today here at the computer. There has been a lot of good reading as far as the posts. Im still curiious if any one else has pee or poop stories when they were younger. If you have one post it. I have another story to tell. This is about a company sponsered picnic.
My friend Tonys dad worked for a large local government installation. Every year in August they had a family picnic. Tony would always ask his dad for a guest pass so that I could go. His dad got the pass and Tony his dad,mom and myself would go. This event would be held at a local fairground.
We always got there before noon and we would start with all the free hotdogs and hamburgers for lunch. Free soda and beer for the thirst quenching. There were plenty of games to play and it was a day of real good fun.
Tony and I wandered around for awhile. At one point we got seperated.
I needed to go to the bathroom but could not find a mens room only womens bathrooms. There was a beer booth right outside of one of the ladies room and the fellow running it said he had to go. He asked me to watch the entrance while he went to piss. I said ok if I can have a couple of beers.(I was under age) He said ok with him. He got done and I went in. This is an old fairground. There were regular toilets in cubicles and a partioned long low sink type trough with slow running water. I guess that was an old style urinal. I used the urinal and went outside got my beer and walked off. That was the first time I used a ladies room.
I wandered around looking for Tony but was having no luck. Istoped under a small group of trees near some closed up storage buildings and drank some more of the beer I had. A girl came up to me who appeared to be about 12 years old and asked me if I knew if there was a girls room nearby. I said I did not see one around here. She said ok and we introduced ourselves to each other. Her name was Debbie. She asked me if she could have a sip of my beer and I said here Have this one because I still had the second one.
So we talked and walked around looking for a bathroom for her. We had no luck there. We must of went in a circle because we were back at the spot by the buildings. I suggested go over by the buildings and go. She said alright but come with me to find a good spot. There was one building that was right near the fence and had a space with bushes behind it. She said this will do. Stand guard for me but you can watch if you like. That was ok with me.
She stood back against the side of the building lifted up her skirt, pulled down her panties and kind of bent down with her back up against the wall and started topiss. Her stream flow was narrow but was comming out hard. It was splahing upward when it hit the ground.
She peed for about 45 seconds. She stopped pulled up her panties and let her skirt fall back down. You dont know how good that feels she said. I replied yes I do becuase I feel like you did before you started.
Debbie then said go ahead and do you want help. Go ahead if you like was my reply. She unziped me pulled out my penis wich was semi erect. She pointed it at the building and I peed on the wall. I finished and she gave me a smile and said now you feel better. I sure did. We finished our beer and went looking for Tony which we did find with a new friend also. So for the rest of the day the four of us hung out together and had a great time.Gruntly Bogwell
May I add my condolences to Carmalita. It pains me to think of you so banged up and hurt. You have brought us so much pleasure over the last year, get well soon, you really are a beautiful person.
Hugs...GruntlyBryan
Someone asked recently for a list of movie scenes that show females pooping. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think there are ANY commercial (i.e., non-porno) films that actually show a woman pooping. There are movies that show women sitting on a toilet (like "Caged heat") where you can infer that they are pooping, and there are movies like "Twenty-One" and "Something Wild" that even show wiping, but none of these movies actually come out and say the woman is pooping. It has been mentioned that the scenes in "The Shooting" and "Patch of Blue" are subtle and subject to interpretation. The only movie I know of where a woman is pooping and you actually know what is happenig (because they mention it) is "Senseless", and in this one you can't see anything, you can only hear fart and poop sounds. Does anyone know of any clear and unambiguous scenes in movies where a woman is clearly shown on the toilet or wherever, and there is absolutely no doubt that she is taking a shit?Traveling Guy
Don't ask me why, but I just had a flashback to my childhood and early teen years when I used to wonder whether girls poop. I know a lot of kids wonder that about the opposite sex, but maybe for me it's because I had three brothers but no sisters. My mom could stink up the bathroom really bad at times, but she wasn't a "girl." Several gf's and a wife and two daughters later, I now know the answer. Anybody else remember having the same question as a kid? Maybe that's why I like the female pooping stories here so much.
SL - I've used lots of squat toilets (but not in Japan - haven't ever been there). First advice: roll up your pants cuffs, especially if you're in a public john with water on the floor. Then put your feet astride the sunken part, drop your pants and/or underpants to just above your knees, and squat. It's best if you go into a full squat, with your thighs resting against your calves. It's more relaxing. Watch your aim while your peeing! And make sure your hole is over the pan if you're dumoing. Then wipe, flush - if there is one - and you're on your way. BTW, you should carry your own supply of TP in many countries, just in case. With the Japanese squatters, you normally face toward the little hood and the rear wall. With other types, you usually face toward the front, away from the wall. Some models have foot prints showing where to place your feet. Headed there? Enjoy! I love squatters!
Penny
PV- I am sure that somewhere in the crowd was a perv but luckily there were a lot of people and being dark he would not see much. The trick would be to poo with people rather than look for a private spot. I would have thought that at such an event having being held for years the authorities would have worked out a better system. Portaloos are a disaster and if the perseption of having a shit was not such a terrible thing in the eyes and minds of most people they could do away with the loos and have say for instance a gutter with water running where people could just drop pants shit in the water and get going. It is obviously the educated world that will not allow this. There would be no cleaning up needed and the pervs would get their eyefull and become sick of seeing woman shitting.
Does anyone know of any person that does not shit? They may not fart or think it is fun or like going in public loos etc but let me tell you they all SHIT!!! From kings and queens to the likes of us. So what is the big deal about locking yourself in a smelly little room to shit and suffocate yourself. The bum is a beautiful thing to behold whether in jeans a bikini a thong or sqwatting taking a crap. The most multi purpose part of the anatomy.
Next time a story from a recent hiking party we had on the farm.
Austin
TO CARMALITA
I am very sad to hear you got hurt. You're such a lovely
young lady. I am also way too familiar with how it feels to
get laid off and have your bank account get wiped out. You
will be in my heart and in my prayers until you get better.
Also, try to slow down a little while you get better. You
have a lot to think about, so don't spend all of your time at
the computer. All of your friends here love you and want
you to get better, so the best thing you can do for us is to
get back on your feet again soon!
TO GOOFUS
I know what you mean about the separate toilet room. What
a bummer! One of my girlfriends had a bathroom like that.
She still forgot to close the door sometimes, though.
TODAY'S POST
I had a semi-buddy dump on my favorite little island on
Sunday. I was perched on my rock with my shorts pulled
down to my knees, when this couple starts coming up my
trail. I started to cover up when I saw the man coming
(since I never know how a man will react to me).
Surprizingly, he didn't even get shocked. Not turned on, not
shocked, not anything. He just smiled and walked by as I
said "Ooops, ya caught me in the middle of something!".
Seconds later, his wife came by with a grin on her face.
When they were just out of sight, I pulled my shorts back
down and continued with my leisurely shit. It was coming
out slow and easy. It really felt good to let it go, knowing
those two would have no concerns if they came back by. I
took my time, and sure enough, four minutes later they were
back. I made no attempt to cover myself this time, and
below my butt was 15 inches of the brown stuff. I giggled,
and as they walked by, the wife was really getting a charge
out of it. She was beaming as we made eye contact twice. I
wanted to make eye contact with her, but I didn't want to
keep her from getting a good look at my creation, since I
knew she had to be curious about it. Anyway, they mosied
on down the trail while I finished and cleaned up. Not long
after that, I heard a bursting guffaw of laughter coming
from where the boats were anchored. I knew it had to be a
"We just saw some dude taking a shit" laugh. And so, that
was my Sunday......
*******************************************************Diane-New York with Mranello
Hi I am back. France was very nice and I have 1 story I want to tell you guys about. But first, let me introduce you guys to Maranello. She is over my house now and she finally wants to post. Talk to you guys later.
Hello there, my name is Maranello. Um Well where should I start? I have been looking at this site now, and I see that there are a lot of open people. Well, as you guys know I’m Melissa’s twin sister. She use to post here but died a month ago. But I have some hilarious stories to tell you guys when Melissa and I were kids. Back in the day when we were both kids Melissa would continually clog the toilet. Well there were a couple of times she actually caused the whole thing to overflow. Melissa was in the bathroom relieving herself. Well she flushed and left the bathroom. Then our dad was talking to Melissa. I tried to warn him. I kept tapping him to tell him, but he said “Maranello I am talking to your sister now, wait your turn” well then he found out because our brother Ryan screamed the toilet is over flowing. So dad got the mighty plunger and fixed it. I don’t know about her sometimes. Not a day went by without the toilet clogging. But dad never got mad abo! ut it. Actually he was quite humorous about the whole situation. She was the clog queen in our house. Well I’ll tell you guys this, nothing has been the same ever since she died. But life goes on. Well now about my pooping. Well I’m single so I really don’t have anyone to share it with. But I wouldn’t have it any other way. I stand tall at 6’6 and a rather porky 368 lbs. But I’m all muscle. And I have easily benched-pressed over 700lbs without breaking a sweat. And all the looks I get from males I guess I’m attractive. Not like anybody wants to be around me when I poop. It’s like hell. And I have taken many a dump in the woods and in the summer, forget about it! The smell will make the bravest person cry. Although I have never cried, I’ve came pretty close because it smells so bad. Throughout the years, I’ve been the bigger sister. And in no way under the sun am I trying to imply Melissa is small. But I still hardly ever clog a toilet even though I’m some 20! or 30 lbs. heavier and an inch taller. But we both work differently. Well I’m going to turn it over back to Diane.
Diane
See guys Maranello isn’t that bad at all. Well let me tell you guys about my trip to France. The only reason I was there was to see the 69th running of the 24 Hrs. of Le Mans. Well when I first arrived there, I went to my hotel room. I needed to crap immediately. So I put my bags down. I went into the bathroom. On or in the floor rather was one of them squat –type toilet. Perfect I say because I wasn’t wearing any panties. I lifted up my skirt. I let out a stream and I started to push. I push and I push and this wide log appeared. I remember reading that I shouldn’t put a big log in the toilet. So I cut it off and flushed. The portion was 10in long. I pushed again and this wide piece started to emerge. I flushed and pushed. Then I cut it off it was 12.5 in long. So I flushed and I repeated the process again. I pushed and this piece started to emerge. I cut it off and it was about 11 inches. I felt like I was done so I wiped my ass and flushed. Wonder ! how big it could have been if I hadn’t cut it? Hmm. Well I know it cant measure up to anything Melissa did she was in a league all to the elite and select few who cant take a shit that probably outweighs a small person.
Carmalita- I hope your ok. I know the feeling. When I was young I got hit by a speeding car and broke all my ribs and my left leg. I hope your injury isn’t serious like mine was. Take care of yourself.
Kim and Scott- She finally did. I finally got Maranello to post. It was only a matter of time when she would get over her shyness. Wow. Awesome story about pooping about you pooping at your boyfriends
house and leaving the powerful odor of 2 nicely formed logs.
RJOGGER- Well hello there fellow enthusiast! How are you doing? Pretty cool dumping story involving you and your friend dumping in the woods. You’re right. Weather in the Northeastern United States is nice. Maybe I should go and take a nice long dump in the woods also if I can fit it into my very hectic schedule.
I think there is something wrong with me. For the past couple of days, when I have been traveling on the LIE I have the strong urge to crap. And its happened every day this week and its happens exactly at 10:15 am. And when I arrive at work, the urge disappears. What in the hell is going on? Its seems like my digestive system has made up its own clock and works when it wants too. There are something’s in life I’ll never understand. Oh Well.
Take it easy,
Diane
John(VT)
Hi, everyone!
Hey, a couple of GREAT pictures on the masthead recently! I really
love to see those ladies showing off their impressive accomplishments! More, please!
Renee: Thanks for informing us about Malita's unfortunate mishap. Please update us on her recovery, which I hope will be a speedy one, as well as her other friends here do.
Diego
Thank all that answered me.
i think that urge to pee is only one in the world.
i think that if a girl pee outdoor depend of education,
because if you star pee in the tree in the bushes when you
are kid, after, when you are boy o girls it's more easy!!
What do you think about this?
Ciao da Trieste!!! Diego
Peter in AZ
RENNE-
Oh my god!!! I'm so sorry to here what happened to Carmiltia.I hope she gets better fast. She will be in my prayers.
Scott- As long as the guy didn't try anything physical to you you shouldn't be worried. If that happens again just say your not comfertable with what the person is doing.
PPG-
Thanks a lot. To answer your questin no. I don't have any films or seen any. I have seen pictures on other websites. Here is a story.
I was camping with my guy friend(let's call him Jack). We were making dinner. It was tacos made over an open flame. Well like other people the tacos caused us to have a monster buddy dump. All through the night we were farting up a storm. When we woke up we were very bloated. So we went a little bit away from are camp. We both got nude and squated. We were facing each other so we could see each others logs drop. Jack started with a very loud pre-poop fart. He then PUshed very slightly and a 2.5 inches thick 17 inches long turd was smoothly pushed out. He said he was not done and squeezed out some soft poop. Now it was my turn, I pushed and pushed but nothing came out but gas. So we went and ate breckfast. We were taking down the tent when a pole hit me in the stomach. It hit me so hard I would have pooped my pants, but we were still naked from Jacks previous poop. So I could feel it come ing and I told Jack what was happening. So I squated and once I was ready my bowels l! et it all lose.All through it i was groaning with pleasure. I pooped a log 2.7 inches thick and 20 inches long. I felt alittle pain from being hit but other than that i was great.
Pleasant bowels!!!!
Peter in AZ
RENNE-
Oh my god!!! I'm so sorry to here what happened to Carmiltia.I hope she gets better fast. She will be in my prayers.
Scott- As long as the guy didn't try anything physical to you you shouldn't be worried. If that happens again just say your not comfertable with what the person is doing.
PPG-
Thanks a lot. To answer your questin no. I don't have any films or seen any. I have seen pictures on other websites. Here is a story.
I was camping with my guy friend(let's call him Jack). We were making dinner. It was tacos made over an open flame. Well like other people the tacos caused us to have a monster buddy dump. All through the night we were farting up a storm. When we woke up we were very bloated. So we went a little bit away from are camp. We both got nude and squated. We were facing each other so we could see each others logs drop. Jack started with a very loud pre-poop fart. He then PUshed very slightly and a 2.5 inches thick 17 inches long turd was smoothly pushed out. He said he was not done and squeezed out some soft poop. Now it was my turn, I pushed and pushed but nothing came out but gas. So we went and ate breckfast. We were taking down the tent when a pole hit me in the stomach. It hit me so hard I would have pooped my pants, but we were still naked from Jacks previous poop. So I could feel it come ing and I told Jack what was happening. So I squated and once I was ready my bowels l! et it all lose.All through it i was groaning with pleasure. I pooped a log 2.7 inches thick and 20 inches long. I felt alittle pain from being hit but other than that i was great.
Pleasant bowels!!!!@Michell: If you didn't get out the stains and you are not able to make it to the toilet, I think, you have to put on diapers. I know, that it is really embrassing, but isn't it also embrassing to walk through the city with pooped pants?
please everyone tell stories of their father pooping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donny
Plunging plop guy, I, too have always been intrigued with toilet seats. Most seats today are made by Bemis manufacturing company and they make a huge variety. (I have their catalog). There are some that are "proprietary," made for a specially designed toilet, such as the American Standard square front which won't fit a standard round or elongated toilet. The best ones, in my opinion, are the "Posturemold" seats which are heavily contoured and hug your butt. BTW, the opening is 7.5" These we had at the school where I work as maintenance man and the kids like them. They at least sit there a lot longer than necessary. I like them and have one in my own bathroom at home. I like to sit on it a while and read. I like the fact that it has an open front also - your pecker doesn't get squished.Justin
Brian (Never posted before): Welcome dude! I really liked your response to Scott about the voyeur. I've always enjoyed the look of guys sitting on the toilet even if there is not much to see or hear. Often it looks just like a guy sitting anywhere and yet it's real exciting! You are right it is a male bonding kind of thing, but do you have any feel why so many guys who are straight enjoy seeing other dudes taking a shit? Hope to see some more posts from you in the future!Kevin
Hey all.I really enjoy reading your stories when I'm bored.Well I got something to say.Yesterday as I was coming home from work and had to piss and shit so bad it was such a peircing pain.I couldn't hold it much longer so I pulled on the side of the road and went into the woods and unzipped and pissed all over this little pile of leaves.And man I soaked them.And after I pissed I decided I better shit and I could tell from the way it felt it was a nice load.When I gotta shit then I gotta shit.I'm a pretty good sized guy.About 6'7" and about 177 poundsSo I went over to a tree squated behind it and pulled down my pants and let out a big fart and it stunk real bad.I pushed a little harder and a turd about 5 inches long came out followed by a little chain of about 5 little farts.I then pushed again and 7 little turds about 1 inch long each fell out.I farted real loud and let another out about 7 inches.Now I had ate 5 slices of pizza for lunch 2 bowls of cereal for breakfast and had! 3 cups of coffee and had pissed once that morning and a little piss during my lunch break.I ripped another little fart and two big turds about 4 inches long each fell to the ground.I pointed my dick in front of me and pissed a nice long stream.I was feeling a little releived.When I shit I usually shit big loads.I pushed and 9 little ploopers fell about 3 cenimeters each.I farted 2 chains of about 10 little farts and ripped one huge one.It was really starting to stink bad.But I had just started.I pushed REAL hard and 4! 6 inch turds came out.Aparrently this pizza made had to shit pretty bad or it all decided to build up in me first.I had to piss again,so I pointed out my dick and pissed a really really nice fine yellow stream and while i pissed I let 6 little ploopers and one nice 8 inch one.It seemed as if I hadn't shit in weeks!I pushed a little harder than before and a real long one came out.It curled around about 3 times.I finally let it drop.It was probably about a foot l! ong or better.The pile was getting pretty large under neath my ass and against that tree.I pushed again and 16! really little ploopers fell out and was followed by 3 chains of 5 farts.I had been there about an hour and a half now and I felt as if I would be there all night long.I pushed a little and 3 nice long turds fell to the top of the pile.I pushed a little bit and a really load fart ripped out of my ass.It felt great.I had to piss once again so I pointed my dick in front of me a pissed for about 10 minutes and while I pissed I let out 7 4 inch turds and 11 farts that were really grody.I don't ever think I've had a load this big.I was just about finished and I pushed real hard and 6 little ploopers fell.I wasn't done yet.I pushed out 3 more six inch turds and a chain of 4 farts.I took 16! leaves to wipe my ass!I pulled up my boxers and my pants and buttoned and looked at my masterpeice.It was a massive pile.Most people thought no way!You couldn't hold a pile that big.Well! apparently I could.As I was leaving the woods I had to piss again!I stopped and went.I stood for 20 minutes I bet pissing.But it felt wonderful.They were like little on adn off things.I don't about you,but I love to piss.I got done after the last few drops fell,did my pants back up andleft the woods,got in my car and went home.
I HOPE ALL ENJOY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!
I WOULD LIKE TO HERA MORE STORIES OF MEN TAKING LONG PISSES LIKE MINE!
Yours truley,
Kev
Simon
Carmalita -
Dear, sweet lady...I was so sorry to hear about your accident. I do hope you will be up and about in no time and will be back here telling us your wonderful pooping stories. Oh how I miss them! I did a wonderful poop this morning, Caramalita. After my coffee, I immediately felt that urge coming on and headed for the bathroom. No farts which is usually a sign that a big, fat poop is on the way. How right I was...I felt this long thing slide out, taking forever!! Once I finished, I wiped and didn't see any poop on the toilet paper which is a sure sign of a fat, dry poop. Then I looked in the toilet to see a fat 15 incher coiled up!! I thought of you and some of your sexy, monster poops! I dedicate my morning poop to you, sweet, sexy Carmalita. Get well soon, hon! Here's a kiss and a dozen roses for you!!
Simon
Scott
Thanks to all you guys who answered my post. I showed your responses to Sue (my girlfriend). We were both real amazed that people get turned on by watching others while they are shitting. Sue says I should take it as a compliment that the guy was turned on by me since she finds me a turn on tho she does not want to see me on the crapper! To answer some of your questions, the guy seemed real harmless and I did not feel in any danger from him. I'm 22 years old and he was about the same age and looked like a regular guy. At school, I often crapped in doorless stalls so I'm not modest about guys seeing me on the crapper. I guess if the guy had just been generally talkative and friendly it would have been cool since I'm a real friendly dude. Seeing him "excited" tho was a bit of a shock. I was almost naked since my running shorts were round my ankles and I had no shirt so I also thought that the guy was trying to see my dick. What freaked me out were the many questions su ch as whether I was giving birth to large turds, if I was enjoying my dump and (after he heard the turds drop) whether I was feeling relieved. He even commented about the amount of TP I used for wiping! Sue says that your posts were real helpful and that in the future I should follow your advice and be more tolerant about this type of thing. She says that a guy getting turned on my watching me on the crapper should be no skin off my back providing he does nothing else. Thanx again for your advice! I sure hope I did not offend any of you who like to watch others crapping - I just did not know about it!Adrian
This morning I heard that the famous underground toilets in Skegness, familiar to generations of British holidaymakers, are being demolished and filled in. Although not unique by any means, they were certainly unusual enough to be regarded as a 'feature.' However, the point has been made that they weren't quite up to the standard people expect in the 21st century and disabled access was an issue too. I understand that they have been replaced by new toilets elsewhere in the town (and there are other loos available anyway) so holidaymakers shouldn't worry about needing to spend a penny.
logan. I don't know whether preventing people going to the toilet is illegal in itself or not. That's a matter over which you would need to take proper legal advice from a solicitor or someone duly qualified in such matters. It probably depends upon the context, ie when and where. What I will say is this. It is certainly morally wrong.
passer-by(Male). Don't worry. You're normal.Traveling Guy
RENEE - When you see Malita, after you give her my best wishes for a speedy recovery, please tell her I did something out of sympathy for her today. I pulled out an enamel bed pan that was tucked away in the closet and took a really good dump in it. It was my very first time ever to use a bedpan and it wasn't as hard to do as I expected. The bad thing is that, as usual, I had a really long log and it sort of smeared against my butt. Took a while to clean up.I don't understand why I'm turned on by the sight of a girl sitting on the toilet. And I don't know why I'm even a little turned on by the idea of a girl taking a dump.
I don't like the way shit looks or smells, I think the idea of people eating shit or shitting on each other is repulsive, and I don't like watching the shit actually coming out of a girl's ass. It's just the IDEA that I find kind of alluring. And, as I said, I think a girl with her pants down sitting on the toilet is really sexy.
Why the hell do I think that?
J
Thursday, June 21, 2001
logan
i have a realluy important question, whcih i believe pertains to this forum. Is it illegal to keep someone from going to the bathroom? ive heard this before from certain people and i tried using it today when someone told me i couldnt. thanx
sunny
to any women have you ever pooped yourself in publicSL
anyone has ever used a squat (like japanese/turkish) toilet?
Sara T. Tell us about the time you peed in the closet.
Coprologist
I did my business this morning in a public toilet that I have not previously used. It was a splendid old-fashioned victorian edifice, half-underground in the middle of the street (so that the traffic in opposite directions goes on either side of the building). The stalls had good daylight illumination from above via opaque glass roof-lights. The walls were magnificent green and brown glossy victorian tiles, with a marble mosaic floor. The door was solid at the top down to about waist height, but below that it had louvers, which enabled anyone inside to see out, but not those outside to see in. Via the louvers you had an excellent view of the legs and feet of anyone pissing in the urinals which faced the row of stalls. The stalls were clean and spacious, but unfortunately as with all the public conveniences operated by the city of H, the TP was the nasty hard shiny variety that fortunately is nearly extinct, because it manifestly fails to get your anus clean, and is very uncom! fortable for those of us who have a tendency to hemerrhoids. I had quite a small turn-out, because it was the second time that I had shat that day, but it was a very enjoyable 10 min.
Emily
Welcome to the Forum. Those two stories of your were excellent. Please tell us some more.
Upstate Dave
Great story about Janet!
Michelle
Shit stains are easily removed with warm soapy water, followed by a rinse with warm plain water.
Moderator
The table of colors and weights for turds is fantasic. It should become an international standard for appraisal of excrement. Thanks for what must have been a lot of hard work in drawing it up (bet you enjoyed doing it!
Donnie
Superb story about your visit to Chicago.
Scott
Many of us here are turned on by watching other people, men as well as women, shitting, but it is important to do it unobtrusively. I can understand you feeling uneasy when a creepy kind of guy stands and watches. But it was probably not typical, and if you avoid that toilet in the future (he probably lurks there regularly because the stall have no doors), the chances are that it will not happen again.Logger
Renee,
I hope Carmalita is OK. What a rotten, cowardly thing to do! I hope someone remembers the car that bast*rd was driving! Get well soon, Carmalita!
Beth
Michelle,
sorry to hear about your IBS problem. I suffer from it too. To avoid the embarrassing consequences of messy accidents I wear adult diapers.
This might sound gross but believe me it's worth it.