Skidmarked from Columbia
Answering a survey, only to make my own 0:D
1. how often do you poop at work?
Depends on if I drank a 5 hour shot or a bang energy drink... haha those stimulants really cause you to haha because you caca!
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Sometimes I hold it... but never long my job is EASY.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
No, I feel like pooping reminds me I'm still human.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
Relieving I felt relieved
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
No, only workers go in and out.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
probably
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
No, unless me and her developed trust and just wanted to "open up" <3 like... how are we to have a serious relationship if we don't understand each others cute bathroom experiences? And you gotta forgive and let that shit go! That's why we've all been blessed with bumholes. Bathrooms are called that because the toilet baths your poop. Rest rooms are called restrooms because your relaxing the shit out of yourself <3
Survey
1. What country are you from?
2. Do you get skid marks? If so how bad?
3. Do you shave your bumhole?
4. Do you use a bidet? If so do you never get skid marks or you still do because you are a free spirit who poops in public bathrooms?
5. Do you get pee stains?
6. Have you ever had a skid mark so bad when you saw it... it looked like you had an accident?
7. What was the worst skid mark you ever had?
8. Do you ever poop and wipe or bidet yourself and leave worried you smell a little like poop?
9. Do you sometimes smell a little like poop when you accidentally poop after a shower but you gotta go to work? Or is that just my unique problem that you never had?
10. Do you agree you PERSONALLY would like or like it when your spouse or boy/girlfriend to "open up" about their trip to the bathroom?Andi from Germany
T's embarrassment-survey
Hi everyone,
I'm back to answer T's little survey about using the toilet before someone of the opposite sex and vice versa.
@ T: i think she was into you and you made her day!
Are you male or female?
Male, in my 30s.
Have you ever been in a situation where you were around the opposite sex, pooped and they went in after you? Vise Versa? Story?
Plenty of times, and almost every time I felt embarrassed about it. But the more I think about it, I come to realize, that it's the next user's deliberate choice to go in right after me. I mean, when I wait in front of the bathroom for several minutes, I assume that someone is doing number two.
One particular scene I remember took place at work. We had a unisex single stall bathroom on our level. It was in the afternoon and I had a nasty had-something-with-cream-shit. Then someone yanked at the door, which was shut of course. When I was done, I carefully opened the bathroom door to sneak back to work, only to bump into a girl in her 20s which I never had seen before. Later I found out she was an applicant for a job interview. She smiled at me and walked right into the bathroom.
I wrote several stories here, where I got to use the bathroom right after a girl/woman came out. I find it pretty exciting to say the least.
What were your thoughts?
Good question! When I'm in public, meaning at work or at someone's place, I think "oh no, they think I'm gross" or something.
At home when my gf wants to go when I'm on the toilet, I think "yeah, you gonna smell it and you're gonna love it!" We're pretty open about that. When she's done pooping, she always asks if I want to go too.
What were your feelings?
When I'm on the toilet at work or at friends / family pooping and someone wants to go right after me, I use to feel busted and ashamed. At home I feel pride and comfort.
When I'm on the receiving end of such a situation, I almost certainly feel excitement, if not aroused.
Fighting off a BM urge
Two days ago I was shopping in a grocery store. I was in the checkout line, a young lady was in front of me. She was leaning on her grocery cart; her legs were squeezed together with the back leg extended. When the momentary urge passed she stood in a more normal standing position.
A good argument nude beaches. Other people can tell when you need to relieve yourself and whether it is #1 or #2.
Tuesday, May 02, 2023
David P
Anyone else missing Abbie? and survey questions for all
I am just a poster from UK that is missing Abbie's stories as they were so good and relatable for fellow UK posters like me. I guess that Abbie will most likely never return here. I hope if Abbie ever sees this she knows how much she is missed and want her to return. Anyone else feel the same way?
Survey for constipated posters:
Has a poo ever just stayed there hanging out and does not budge no matter how hard you push? Do you ever run out of breath? I know this used to happen to me as a kid with a big turd stuck but not as an adult.
I have forgotten how it feels to be pushing and pushing so hard and the poo just inching out a small amount each push, please let me know how this feels? I am kind of jealous. This happened as a kid and I hated it but somehow I feel a bit jealous of Abbie's massive turds.
From Columbia
you wear tight white underwear with no skid marks?!
Hey lurkers and skid mark posters, I started wearing whitey tighties. Butt (pun intended ;) I have no skid marks. No, I have not become more mature. I went to target and found a "down under trimer". I eventually bought 1. And when I used it, my white tight underwear remained white in the butt area. But of course I still got yellow stains from pee (not from accidents but from little drops of pee).
Still self concise of pooping at work... you can easily see underneath the stalls. Bear in mind I don't judge anyone for getting skid marks. Sometimes you could do everything right and right after you finish using the bathroom you could get the worst wedgie!
Angelina
@elvia.
I didn't mind peeing in front of him I just didn't want to poop in front of him but that's all changed nowLaurie
Post Title (optional)update
Its been a long time but i have noticed, or maybe i maybe i overlooked it, not really important but i have not seen any new post from carmom or her daughter or their friend. Anyway, as far as me and my family as many may know we are not really into talking about shit but are very into piss and like carmom doing it in the car. Recently my other daughter had 2 kids so we have had to upgrade to a mini van and from day one we peed in it and the kids love it so much so that boy can spray from the back row up to the front with a little effort and aiming it right! While we encourage it it can of course be messy but he will do it with no regret or regard he also with some effort can do it in reverse (front seat to back). He so far along with his sister has soaked most all of the carpet, the windows, seats, dash etc. We recently took a road trip where alot of it had no place to stop even if we wanted to so between the kids, myself and daughter we soaked the van leaving no part of it dry. Since we dont wear seatbelts the kids are free to move around and pee which they like to do and do almost daily. The boy is even bold enough to at times pee on cars at the mall or a parking lot/garage and he does that also with no regard or regret and encouragement.Christopher
Wait for a Train
I was recently waiting at a country Railway station for a train,there was one young guy also on the platform waiting and it was quite obvious to me
he needed a shit.He fidgeted constantly,running one leg down the front of the other.Every now and then he squatted down and leaned forward as if he
was straining.He disappeared behind the station shelter and I think was
preparing to unbelt his jeans and pull his pants down,but then heard the train coming.Rather Red Faced he looked at me and got on the train just where the toilet was, entering quickly and locking the door.He spent just over five minutes in there.I hope he had an enjoyable shit.
Andi from Germany
Sarah's pooping at work survey
1. how often do you poop at work?
Once or twice a week. I usually do my business in the morning right after breakfast, being done for the day. Sometimes I have to go at work in the afternoon.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Usually not longer than an hour. I work with clients on a schedule and every hour I would have time for a short break. I sometimes forget to take a dump when the time allows, so I've gotten somewhat desperate. Longest time was like 4 hours.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
Kinda. The toilet I use is directly in the office. I work with lots of females, being less ashamed than me, so I try to overcome this.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
This wednesday in the afternoon. It took about 4 minutes and was easy to get out. I think the smell was barely noticeable for the next one who would go in there.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
No. We habe additional staff toilets in another part of the building.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Yes, often. My office is in direct hearing distance to the bathroom. I usually can hear the flush and toilet paper being unrolled. Also pissing sounds from my female colleagues, which are obscenely loud. Once I heard a young intern rip a pretty noisy fart.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
No. I say that I need to use the restroom or just excuse myself for a minute.
Matthew
Pooping at Work
This discussion of pooping at work interests me. I take an informal "survey" of which guys at work poop at work. My unscientific results indicate that almost every guy at work poops at work. Some poop regularly. In fact one guy, Jim, poops so often at work that he is the butt of jokes ("where's Jim?" "He must be taking a shit."). Some guys poop very proudly, entering the restroom with a newspaper or magazine. Many guys poop occasionally, maybe once or twice a week. Some guys poop infrequently. And a few seem to never poop at work. Of course I don't watch the mens room at all times, so my observations are purely speculative.
Some guys seem to be very poop shy. You can tell how they enter the bathroom, very nervously and tentatively and will wait until everyone has left before they exit a stall. One guy in particular at my work place actually leaves his building and travels to another building if he needs a shit so he can maintain a sense of privacy. I've observed him walking rather urgently to the mens room in our building (he used to work in our building). I've even been in there when he has had to go and observed him enter through a crack in the stall. He took the handicapped stall, sat down and let out a long fart and then pushed out a long log followed by a huge sigh of relief and then a whispered "oh yeah." We both started wiping at the same time and he actually waited for me to finish before he exited the stall (at which time I was outside the mens room). He obviously is a very shy pooper!Annie
Big healthy breakfast and soft thick poop after
Good morning everyone. Got up about an hour and a half ago, went to the washroom and went upstairs for breakfast (a very spicy soup with ????, tofu etc). Afterwards took my meds and drank my coffee and water. A few minutes ago I got a strong urge to poop so I went to the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Gave a gentle push and a good thick soft poop came out and went into the toilet. Only took about 10 to 20 seconds. Afterwards I stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet.
There was a small to medium, thick log in the toilet with food pieces in it. Not tons but it was something. After I flushed it I pulled my pants and underwear down and washed my butt at the sink (no TP downstairs) After I dried my butt I pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. I'm hoping later after more water I can go more... maybe even the rest of it.
Happy pooping!
AnnieJames
I've read a lot of stories here from people who wish they'd witnessed somebody having an accident in their pants. Well I guess you could say I'm lucky because I've witnessed several over the years. Here are a few of the most memorable ones:
When I was in elementary school, my mom's friend would babysit me. She had 3 kids, the youngest being a girl named Brenna who was 2 years younger than me. There were a few times when we'd be playing and she wouldn't want to stop to go to the bathroom, so she'd just go in her pants and continue playing like nothing happened. Her mom would always get mad at her.
In freshman year of high school, a girl named Anna who I was friends with wet herself during a lockdown drill because she had to go badly but we couldn't leave the room. She also once started to poop her pants running the mile in gym class, but she was able to make it to the bathroom so it wasn't too bad.
Last year was my first year of college. I got on the city bus to leave campus and something smelled like poop. Then when an emo looking girl who was sitting behind me got up and walked off, I saw a flattened bulge and a light brown stain on the back of her tight jeans.
But the most interesting story happened just last week. I was sitting in the campus library when a girl named Melissa walked in. I knew her well because we went to school together from kindergarten through high school. Melissa has a moderate level of Asperger's but is considered high-functioning and is actually a pretty bright student. She was browsing the bookshelf near where I was sitting. As she was standing there, I noticed a bulge start to form on the back of her light blue tights. I had seen Melissa have accidents before, but not since middle school, and I haven't seen her poop her pants since elementary school, so I was shocked to see her do it now that we were both sophomores in college. It was a big bulge, too, about the size of a softball. Then to my surprise, after she found the book she was looking for, she sat down at a desk, seemingly unfazed or possibly even unaware of the load in her pants. I didn't see what she did after that because a few minutes later, I had to leave to go to a class. After that class got out about an hour later, I saw Melissa walking outside and she still had a flattened bulge in the back of her pants, so I wonder if she was even aware that she'd had an accident at all. I saw her again in the library the next day and when she squatted down to pick up a book from the bottom shelf, I saw the unmistakable view of a pullup diaper peeking out from the top of her jeans.Annie
Shit after breakfast and coffee
Good morning everyone. Got up this morning around 8:30 AM, went to the washroom (pee), brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had a ???? homemade breakfast (spicy ish dumplings in brown sauce). After breakfast I took my meds and took my coffee and warm water downstairs and surfed the net on my phone while I drank both. A few minutes after finishing my coffee I felt a major urge for a shit so I went to the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat. Gave a gentle push and filled the toilet pretty good. It felt thick and semi-soft. Only took about 20 seconds. Finished by peeing on top of it. Reached over for some TP and wiped well, tossed in the toilet paper and stood up. Pulled up my pants and underwear and looked in the toilet. WOW! This was a medium ish thick sized log that curled over itself at the bottom. Not incredibly huge but felt that way to me. Flushed the toilet, washed my hands and went to my bedroom to grab my empty coffee jar and water jar. Put the coffee jar on the table and refilled my water jar and that's that. Hopefully after lunch I can do another big poop. I'm happy I went. Better out than in!
Happy pooping!
Annie
Inconvenient urges survey
1. How often do you get the urge to go, but it's not during an ideal situation for you?
I'm 13 and my mom says my bladder is not fully developed yet, but I sometimes feel the need to piss just as a test is being started. Last year, a few minutes before I was scheduled to make a presentation in social studies class, I felt my crap about to explode. I found these are the worst times to ask a teacher for a needed favor.
2. If you had the ability to control when you had to go would you control your urges or continue to let them come at random times?
Often my craps are taken during time from study hall. I tend to get the urge about an hour after I eat. Once we were on a class field trip and the outcome was not what I wanted. Mom grounded me for a week, plus I had a Saturday detention period. Later, I was questioned by the vice-principal about vandalism done to the mainfloor bathroom I had used.Mina Kazumi Maho Hisae
survey of office loo
Hi Everyone, your very own bad Mina is back with her three lovely crushes. We were away a while because Mina was busy and Mina is typist for this site.
Before we start post, we have to say THANK YOU to Ms/Mr Moderator (Moderators??) of this site. Perhaps if this post escape from can, it will be in a page 3000?? 3000 pages!!! Wow. So much hard work you did, Moderator-san. ("san" is Japanese for Mr or Ms.) So lovely site!! Wonderful stories and lots of useful advice to people who have a trouble connect to loo. We four bad girls really love this site. Thank you!! Hisae and Maho and Kazu also shout, Thank You!!!
Of course, we hope many more pages from all nice people in this site. We love everyone in this site!!!
We have stories, but this time we do survey, because if we do later, questions will be big distance from top of screen. Thank you Sarah for survey. Which Sarah are you? We are feeling, there is many Sarah in this site.
Key is: H = Hisae, K = Kazumi/Kazuko, Ma = Maho, Mi = Mina.
1. How often do you poop at work?
Ma: Never.
H: Quite often, but compare with before, less often, because I do more bigger poo than before in morning before I got out of flat. That is influence of crushes. If I do in office, it is a diarrhoea usually.
K: Now rare, but before I move this flat, I lived with parents, and I did poo in office loo every day, because at home my mother shout, "Kazu you are time out!!" if I stay more that 30 seconds. Very stress. I need 10 ~ 15 minutes to do poo because high volume, I love to eat.
Mi: Usually I do in our flat, but sometimes after big lunch with colleague Mari, I go into office loo with her and we sit down ten minutes and do very huge motion, side by side. It is very happy time for us. We are like Kazu, eat like elephant, especially Mari has huge appetite even she is quite small woman.
2. Do you have to hold your poo at work?
H and Mi: Very rare. only when we deal with customer.
K: Never.
Ma: N/A.
3. Are you embarrassed to poo at work?
All four: Never.
4. When was last time you pooped at work? What was it like?
Mi: Few weeks before. Very enjoyable because with Mari.
H: Last week. I was diarrhoea.
K. About one month ago. Also diarrhoea. I was relax very much for long time. Other girls work my office know about my motion habit, so they never say bad thing to me. I can do and do and do never-ending and it's OK.
5. Have you ever had to use the customer loo (bathroom)?
All four: never.
Mina prefer to say "loo" because for us, bathroom has bathtub in it.
6. Have you ever heard co-workers or customers poop?
K: Maybe. I don't listen so much. But everyone can hear me poop. Then they say "Kazu you did about 20, where they all come from?"
Mi: I often hear Mari poo. It is pleasure very much to hear her. She say same thing to me. Before I sometimes hear other colleague poo, she is Suzuna, she poo like elephant, but now she doesn't work my office.
H: Maybe. I don't listen, same with Kazu.
Ma: I also don't really listen, but my ears very sharp, so I often hear. I work same office with Kazu so often hear her. She never mind. (Typist Mina can hear sound of kiss when type this, Maho and Kazu kissing to each other. Hisae put hand on Mina's knee.) Once I hear other girl poo very lots and very violent. She seemed trouble very much. I ask her, she say "I am very sick!" so I went to get company nurse. Then she went to a hospital in ambulance. But now she is very fine and Maho is happy.
7. Have you ever had to tell customer or co-worker that you need to poo?
All four: Customer, never.
K: I always tell Maho.
H: usually I don't need to tell. In our flat, I stay long time on loo now, but in office I can finish in one minute. Sit down 5 seconds, explode 2~6 seconds, wash and dry 15 seconds, dress 10 seconds, wash hands 15 seconds. (Mina hear from Hisae now: "Kazu don't pinch my bottom.")
Mi: I sometimes tell boss. She is very kind woman and understand well. We can use body language.
(Now Kazu kissing to Hisae.)
We hope these are good answers to question. We wanted to give detail answer because 3000 page commemoration. Congratulation to toiletstool site!!
Love to everyone, and many online kiss. (Just now Maho kiss to Mina's back of neck, and say, "Please transfer this kiss to toiletstool site.")
Hisae Maho Kazumi MinaMarieke
Answers to Outdoorsy Girl's Survey
1. Do you feel any embarrassment or anxiety when realizing that you have to poop outside? Usually not, because I only do it when camping etc. and there are no toilet to visit.
2. Do you tell your friends when you have to go away to poop? It depends on the situation and who it is. Mostly I just say that I have to go to toilet.
3. How often and when do you mostly poop outside? It depends. At camping vacations I do it often/daily, otherwise more seldom.
4. Do you practice LNT partly or fully?
It depends, but mostly not I think.
5. How is your posture when pooping (squatting, bending forward, standing, etc.)? Deep squat.
6. Do you discuss your poop with friends afterward?
No.
7. Have you spotted (none, some, many of) your friends or family when pooping? Not so many. Last summer my boy friend and I went for a camping vacation in Scandinavia. Then I occasionally saw him squat to poop. I once also went biking with some of my best friends for some weeks, and then I saw some of them squatting to poop too. When camping last summer we stayed at the same spot as the parents of my bf for some nights. One morning I happened to see my boy friend's father when he was squatting with a bare arse! I saw him from behind and luckily he did not spot me.
8. Did they discover you?
Sometimes. My boy friend does not like that I see him pooping. He tries to do it when I cannot notice it!
9. Have anyone seen you when pooping outside?
My boy friend, some of my friends and some strangers too.
10. What type of poop do you mainly do when outside (size, form, color)?
"Cable", 25-30 cm long and 4 cm thick, brown.
11. Have you seen the poop of anyone you know outside.
Yes, many times. My boy friend, his parents, some of my friends, one of my scout leaders.
12. Have you seen people you do not know when pooping outside?
Yes many times. Especially last summer when camping. I remember that I was surprised to discover that many van tourists, even quite old people, pooped outdoor even though they obviously had toilet facilities in the van. Probably to avoid smell in the van?
13. (Gender and age, are not necessary but if you want to share.)
F, 22Marieke
Answers to Sarah's questions
I am now working at a petrol station, mostly day shifts from 06am to 3pm. Mostly I am working together with a mature man (50+ years).
1. How often do you poop at work? Almost every day. We drink coffee at 06am and both my coworker and I usually have to poop shortly afterwards.
2. Do you have to hold your poop at work? Usually not in my current work.
3. Are you embarrassed to poop at work? No, not really.
4. When was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like? Friday morning at around 0645am. As always it was good to get emptied.
5. Have you had to use the customer bathroom? No.
6. Have you heard coworkers or customers poop? Yes, many times. When someone is using the toilet you can easily hear from outside or from the other toilet, if someone is peeing or pooping. If it is not too busy, I can hear my coworker pooping. I also often hear customers pooping, for example we have a regular customer, a truck driver, visiting us almost every day at around 9am. I have heard him pooping several times. Sometimes the poop will not flush down. I have seen the poo of my coworker in the toilet bowl several times because he often go to toilet before me.
7. Have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop? Not any customer, but my coworker and I are mutually open about going to toilet. No point in trying to discover the obvious things. We say going to toilet, not going to poop or pee, but I think it is quite obvious to both of us what we really talk about.
We stay closed during night and the truck drivers staying there then have to go to toilet in the woods. On my way to work in the morning I bike on a path through the woods. Sometimes I then see truck drivers squatting to poop in the woods because they have no other option. In summer I also see van tourists going in the woods in the early morning.
Kristi
Sarah's pooping at work survey
So I should preface this with the fact that I work about 30 hours a week from home and 10 hours at an office.
1. how often do you poop at work?
If we're talking about just during the work day, then my employer is paying me to poop 3-4 days a week. The exceptions are the mornings when I crap before I'm actually on the clock.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
This girl doesn't really know the meaning of "Hold it". When I gotta go, I'm going.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
Never.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
I took a big dump at the office last Thursday (posting on Sunday). It was soft and was several logs. On Friday, around lunch time, I pooped on company time at home. Another big one.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
So the office I work at has a one-person bathroom back in the office space. I've pooped in it. There's also public restrooms outside our office near the elevators. Lots of women from the office use those to poop. I've used those plenty of times too.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Many times.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
As free as I am with my bathroom behavior, I'm at least ladylike enough to say, "I need to use the restroom" or something like that.
I don't know if clients would appreciate their project lead telling them that she needed to go take a huge dump.
I'll close by saying that if you're not pooping on company time, why do you even have a job?
Love,
KristiT
Embarrassing
Hello, I read stories all the time here but rarely ever post. I'm male around 30 and travel a little for my job around the east coast. An embarrassing but thrilling experience happened recently which brings me to share. I travelled to this island resort area for work to meet someone there on staff named Marcy. It was about 1 o clock and the trip took about an hour to get there. On my way in, I could feel a poop coming. I was getting that low weight feeling in my gut and farting bad. When I got there, the staff office building was a two story house. I walked up the door and entered. On the main floor was a couple admin people but Marcy informed me to go up to the second floor. I walk up up the steps and find her to be the only individual up there. I walk into her office and greet her. Let me describe Marcy, 5 ft 7in or so, beautiful blonde in her late 20s. I know this meeting will easily take an hour (actually took 2 because she drove me around to show me all the amenities on the island). I had to poop. I ask her for the restroom. She points at this single house style bathroom a little bigger than a closet not far from her office. I go in, turn on the fan, and proceed to place my bottom on the toilet. I begin pooping first which is rare. It absolutely smells bad. I can't curiosity flush because she's easier hear that. I thought about rushing but realized I might as well take my time. 6 poops and 3 minutes later, I pee and then I wiped my butt 5 times. I flushed and looked in the cabinets for some sort of air freshener. There was none. I wash my hands, cut the light but leave the fan going, and walk out closing the bathroom door behind me. I know if she paid any attention, she knew I pooped. Between the 5ish minutes and the fact that I shut the bathroom door considering it was open when I went in. I had to shut it though or I would have stunk up her whole office. I walk back to her area, she prints off the layout of the organizational structure and asks if I want to take the tour first or discuss the different departments. I said tour. She said great and said great, let me just run to the restroom real quick before we go. My heart sank. I though oh gosh! Do I warn her? I was so embarrassed. She walks in the restaurant to have what I assume was a quick pee. While she was in there I was embarrassed but surprisingly a little turned on about the fact that she knew I just a major dump. She came out less than 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, she left the door open and turned off the fan. Thank goodness I went though because riding in her car around the island, I would have farted a lot. Which brings me to survey,
Are you male or female?
Have you ever been in a situation where you were around the opposite sex, pooped and they went in after you? Vise Versa? Story?
What were your thoughts?
What were your feelings?
I wish it was the other way around for me. That Marcy pooped and then I went in.
Hope you all have a great week!
-T
Nytecat
Sarah's work survey.
Since everyone else is doing it, I'm going to answer Sarah's survey.
1. how often do you poop at work?
Usually once each day I go to work.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Luckily my job is pretty flexible and I can generally go anytime I want. One recent exception was during a meeting. I was releasing quiet pre-poop farts hoping nobody would know it was me. I think this went on 30-40 minutes. By the time the meeting was over I headed straight for the men's room. By the time I reached the stall I turtle headed right before I could pull my pants down. It was a little closer than I thought but no harm done as I had made it.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
If a coworker I know well is in there, I may feel slightly embarrassed. But if it's a relative stranger it doesn't bother me.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
Yesterday. It was one of my usual 10 minute sessions when I sit down, fart, push a few small turds out, wipe, get up, and leave. Very unremarkable. About once a week I'll have a much larger bowel movement.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
No. I work in a building that's employee only. Customers and customer bathrooms aren't something I need to contend with.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Coworkers, yes. Most go about their pooping as inconspicuously as possible. But a few will take cell phone conversations while they're on the can. The sounds of the men's room must be really interesting to the person at the other end! And there are some guys who would carry cross stall conversations while pooping at the same time. With so many employees working from home on many days, that doesn't really happen anymore. I like the fact that traffic in the men's room is less than it was before the pandemic started.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
If I did, it's been a long time and I don't remember. The most I'll say is that I need to use the men's room and excuse myself. If anyone was nosy enough to time my return to figure out if it was number one or number two, that's their business. I could've been interrupted by other things you know.Thunder
Pooping at Work Survey
At work I am the only male in the office and the toilets for our floor are still segregated , male/female.
I poop say once to a few times a week.
i just go out and have a quick sit and come back...I do not tell the staff....I have mentioned it before that my present staff have never seemed to done a poo whilst I have been there.
I do have customers come and see me but cannot remember being interrupted for a poo.
I go out and see customers....mostly at work places and if I need a poo I have one.
As to the length of time on the throne....not long.
as to have held my poo....not that long.
Last time I had a BM at work was yesterday....it was very unremarkable.
Thunder
Sunday, April 30, 2023
MD Dan
Sarah's Pooping At Work Survey
I thought I'd answer these questions from Sarah. To preface, I work in construction (mostly in the office now, but used to be in the field) and this has been the source of some interesting bathroom experiences.
1. how often do you poop at work?
About 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes I need to go at the coffee shop on the way into work.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Not usually, unless I'm out in the field. Then I'll need to hold it until I get back to the office or if I think the client will be okay with me pooping in their bathroom. The longest I've ever had to hold it was probably around 6 hours or so. Very uncomfortable.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
Not usually. It has happened if I've had to use a client's bathroom in their house.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
Today. There were only a couple other people and they were outside. The poop was on the softer side and there was a good amount of gas. I let out about 4 soft pieces and farted a lot before, during, and after. It was definitely a loud one.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
We don't have a "customer" bathroom in the office but I have definitely had to poop in a customer's bathroom in their house before. I have several stories on this site regarding some of these episodes. I usually try to avoid pooping in a customer's bathroom unless I get the feeling they'll be okay with it. It's weird but I can usually get a good vibe from someone that tells me they wouldn't mind. I have heard of some customers getting outright mad at workers for using their bathrooms before, so I try to be careful. I have had the occasional customer that I'm pretty sure either enjoyed the fact that I pooped in their bathroom or were at least entertained by it. I have also had to poop in porta-potties on job sites about 3 or 4 times.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Oh boy, have I! I have a couple stories on here about one of my co-workers and me pooping together in bathrooms next to each other. I also have a few stories on here about some female customers I have heard pooping, pooped right after them in the same toilet, or who have heard me pooping. One time I pooped in a porta-potty with a young female client also pooping in the one next to me.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
Yes, though I'm not usually blunt about it, they would be able to figure it out by reading between the lines. One time I had let a fart slip and the customer (~40yo woman) definitely heard it and shortly after I asked her if I could use her restroom. She smiled and said, enthusiastically, "Yeah! Go for it!" almost cheering me on. I ended up clogging her toilet and had to ask for a plunger. She laughed and got one for me. It was a light-hearted moment but also pretty embarrassing at the same time.
Thanks, Sarah, for the survey. Hope you have a great day!Angelina
@elvia.
I didn't mind peeing in front of him I just didn't want to poop in front of him but that's all changed nowMatthew
Pooping at Work
This discussion of pooping at work interests me. I take an informal "survey" of which guys at work poop at work. My unscientific results indicate that almost every guy at work poops at work. Some poop regularly. In fact one guy, Jim, poops so often at work that he is the butt of jokes ("where's Jim?" "He must be taking a shit."). Some guys poop very proudly, entering the restroom with a newspaper or magazine. Many guys poop occasionally, maybe once or twice a week. Some guys poop infrequently. And a few seem to never poop at work. Of course I don't watch the mens room at all times, so my observations are purely speculative.
Some guys seem to be very poop shy. You can tell how they enter the bathroom, very nervously and tentatively and will wait until everyone has left before they exit a stall. One guy in particular at my work place actually leaves his building and travels to another building if he needs a shit so he can maintain a sense of privacy. I've observed him walking rather urgently to the mens room in our building (he used to work in our building). I've even been in there when he has had to go and observed him enter through a crack in the stall. He took the handicapped stall, sat down and let out a long fart and then pushed out a long log followed by a huge sigh of relief and then a whispered "oh yeah." We both started wiping at the same time and he actually waited for me to finish before he exited the stall (at which time I was outside the mens room). He obviously is a very shy pooper!