Tina
To Kristi--hate pooping
Hi Kristi thanks for reaching out to me. Unfortunately, I really dread pooping and am looking for anyway possible to stop completely.
I just can't see why you don't mind pooping? How is that? It just feels so bad to have feces slide through my intestines.
You mentioned being in pain and sick, but is that all that happen if you were able to stop pooping completely? Why would it be so bad to not poop at all?
Surely, there must be SOME way to stop going, or at least maybe going only one time a month?
Really appreciate your help.Hannah
Two stories
Hi, everybody. I'm back. In case you don't remember me, I posted a few months ago about how I pee my pants discreetly in public by wearing black sweatpants. The new college semester started a couple weeks ago. I haven't done much wetting lately since I'm still getting settled in, but I have a couple stories from last semester that I haven't told here yet.
The first story I have took place late on a Thursday night. I was in the library studying for a big test that I had the next day. I was alone at a table and there wasn't anybody else in the library at the time. I felt that I had to pee, so instead of disrupting my focus and getting up to use the bathroom, I just let go right in the chair. A few seconds in, I suddenly remembered that I was wearing blue jeans and not my usual black pants, and I abruptly cut of the flow. I was super embarrassed, but now I had to go really bad, so I got up and started to walk to the bathroom, but when I was about ten feet from the door, I couldn't hold it anymore. I stopped walking and finished peeing in my jeans. I watched as my pee made a big wet stain on the carpet. I then decided to pack up my stuff and get back to my dorm as quickly as possible. I went upstairs to the main level of the library, hiding my face as I walked past the girl working at the front desk. She could definitely tell that I had peed my pants, but thankfully I didn't know her. That was embarrassing.
My second story happened a few weeks later on a Friday morning. I went into my dorm building's common room to get some coffee. When I went in, I ran into a girl named Abby who I knew through some mutual friends. We started to chat about weekend plans, and I had to pee. I was wearing thick flannel pajama pants that had a blue plaid pattern. I have peed in these pants before, so I know that wet stains aren't visible in them. While I was talking, I started to pee. It felt pretty good, and since the pant legs hang below my feet, there was no visible dripping and the carpet was dark enough to hide any wet stains. That was the first time I had ever peed my pants during a conversation and I don't think Abby suspected a thing!
Saturday, September 24, 2022
Thunder
Responses
To Hisae and others...thanks for your kind words about the Queen....in the 1960"s the Queen on one of her visits to Australia spent some time in the Northern Territory which was then ( and still is ) remote...she stayed a couple of days in a house and ever since all renovations have maintained the existing toilet because that toilet is an attraction that guests there wish to use as the Queen might have used it....one cannot imagine the Queen going to the toilet!
To Tracyegirl....constipation may be your permanent companion as it is mine but I manage it OK. There is medical comment that colonics are a waste of time and whilst I agree that they do not solve the problem...when you have not been for a while...you are feeling bloated...you want to poo and cannot...they rectify the situation (all be it temporary) within the hour! Enemas do the same...you may need three or more.
There is the survey about where you have had a BM...as for me everywhere expect never had the need at the doctors office.
To Tina..I and others have replied learn to enjoy a BM! Think of the benefits.Laura
To bd x
Hi thanks glad you liked it i think its good to add a bit of detail and that lacks sometimes on here and yes it was quite a big poo
Just a normal diet really nothing out the ordinary I eat meat so not a vegetarian or anything like that
Anna from Austria
I do the survey of Brandon this time
1) before work/school
Never
2) during work/school
daily during my work time
3) after work/school
Sometimes.
Apart from home or any other place where you stayed for some time where else have you pooped in your lifetime? Answer yes or no.
Airport
Yes
Airplane
Yes
Significant others place
no
Friends place (during a visit not a stay)
no
Families place (during a visit not a stay)
yes
Restaurant
yes
S
Outdoors
yes
Porta potty (f.e. festival)
no
Bar
yes but just once
Club/disco
yes but just once
Museum
no
Doctor's waiting room
yes
Hospital (during a visit not a stay)
no
Greetings from Austria
AnnaBrandon
Anna from austria - buddy dumb
That was a rather interesting and for me kind of nerve wrecking story!
How often does it happen when you or other females can hear each other hear taking a poo?
Especially taking a poo with a co worker or class mate, I personally could never do it!
In the men's room it is all quite common. Every morning in university I head straight to the toilets from a long bus ride to try to poo in peace but it is impossible as There are always 2 or 3 other guys pooping at the same time. Guys are notorious in general for not caring when it plops in the water loudly. When I sit there I often wonder if it would be the same in the women's bathroom next door.Kristi
To Tina with love
Tina,
I want to give you a big hug right now. I want you to keep posting to tell us how you're doing.
I really, really want you to get to the point where you go without feeling the negative emotions you're having.
You can't make your body stop pooping. You have to eat to live. If you eat, your body will produce waste. If you hold it in, you will get horribly sick and be in a lot of pain.
Has someone in your life or in your past made you feel ashamed of going poop? I know people who have been shamed for going to the bathroom... one of them frequents this page and I'll see if she can post her thoughts.
You said you feel "disgusted" when you go.
Everyone poops. I'm not trying to minimize what you're feeling. But you have to find a way to at least understand that pooping is natural and that it's not disgusting.
You said you "usually go twice a day with pretty big solid logs". That's a lot like me, and that's healthy. "Poop doctors" would tell you that's how your poop should be.
So... practice relaxing. The next time you're in the toilet, take a book or your phone and distract yourself.
Maybe take a "field trip". Go to a crowded ladies room. You'll hear the sound of plenty of other women going poop.
And keep posting. We're here for you.
Love,
Kristi
Steve A
Question About Restroom Inconvenience At Work
Has anyone ever run into an issue where a restroom was being cleaned or in use at your workplace during an inconvenient time? The closet restroom was being cleaned whenever you went to use it? Or it was occupied for single use only?
Since the bathrooms at my workplace are spread around (warehouse) I usually don't have any issues when going to the restroom, even though I've had to deal with finding a different one whenever it was being cleaned or if it was in use (some of them only have one toilet and one urinal)
Braidy
Lovin' My Morning Crap
Being a college-level women's PE teacher and coach and the long hours I put in with student-athletes pretty much year around, over the past 20 years or so my morning crap has become even more sacred to me. The 5 to 7 minutes my 6'8" frame is on one of the toilets at our city's largest park, is something I look forward to and savor. If I didn't have our two dogs leash-tied around my ankles as I sit and push, I might extend my refreshing sit by a few more minutes. Its nice just to get off my feet for a few minutes during the mile and a half daily walk.
Some days, depending on my schedule and the behavior of our dogs, we may go even longer. Adam, my live-in boyfriend sleeps late, so I volunteered early in our relationship to take the dogs out. I learned during our first week in the apartment with a walled slot of less than 28" for the toilet is inhibiting for a person of my size. Often, due to my physical size and the size of my craps, I need to spread my legs to get the big one out and falling. Hard to do when my spread knees are banging up against the wall. I've accidentally loosened the air duck cover on my right pretty regularly, too.
Although there's almost no privacy, the larger institutional-size toilets at the park are quite inviting. They are a couple of inches higher, the seats are made of steel and contoured for a much larger person, the main piping is larger, and in case of a clog and overflow, there's a floor drain between your feet. I've trained the dogs to sit at my feet while I'm on the toilet.
I largely overlook the drawbacks: 5 toilets sitting on one side of the room with no privacy panels. It looks like the panels were taken down, probably due to graffiti and criminal stuff, but many of the locker rooms my teams use also have little to no privacy. We're use to it. While I've been on the toilet at the park, I've had grade-school girls run in and relieve themselves because they can't hold it until the principal opens the school. And I've had a woman about 90 who walks at 6 a.m. to get her ex-lax to kick in. Very interesting people brought together by a human need.
Almost all my craps are away from home. When we're out of town and playing in tournaments, fast pees before going onto the court and again before getting into the van are encouraged. I will, but don't necessarily appreciate having to make unscheduled non-fuel related stops
when we're traveling. The varsity veterans do an amazing job of "teaching" the new team members about our team's "ways!"
Below is information I can recall for Brandon's survey:
Where I have pooped....
AIRPORTS: numerous times because I fly a lot due to my profession
PARKS: see story above
PARKING GARAGE: I was desperate because I couldn't find my car. There was no attendant. On 7A South there was a maintenance hut with a wash bucket in front of it. Luckily it was made of durable steel. I knew it would hurt my butt to sit on a steel rim, but I half filled it in 20 seconds or less.
MULTIPLE INTERSTATE REST STOPS: Nothing significant except one mom sitting for a smoke while her 7-year old was eyeing me on the toilet.
BARS: sharing a pitcher of beer will get my crap going after about 45 minutes.
POLICE STATION: I was 16 and had received my first traffic ticket. I was there first thing in the morning when I would have been normally crapping at school.
DOCTORS WAITING ROOM: I was about 15, his schedule was running behind, and I should have gone before leaving school. The assistant gave me a key to use the toilet for the public out in the hallway.
PARADE: my high school's band was marching. Getting my uniform to cooperate in my first use of a portable potty was a miracle.
HAUNTED HOUSE: while our group was doing volunteer work, my laxative was working faster than expected. The line for the toilets was too long so I ducked into a storage room, and squatted an old paint bucket.Justina
Smell checks
Did anyone else's Mom used to do random underpants checks (for poop stains) or smell checks of your butt before you went out of the house to play? I mean at ages where you would not expect a Mom to do so, like early teens. My Mom smelled us (there were six kids) to see if we were clean--just bent down and sniffed our butts through our pants to make sure we didn't have a problem that needed to be corrected.
Hisae Maho Kazumi Mina
remember Rhonnda toilet with wooden seat
Hi Everyone. We hope you are well.
Mina decided rewrite this post, because old title is seemed that it is off subject post, so she make new title.
All of us cried a lot when we hear, Queen of UK died. Every day on loo, Mina cry long time until finish motion. Crush caress and kiss. Mina remembered happy time in Wales. Host family loved Queen. And Mina remember lovely loo in house in Rhondda!
Perhaps Mina told before, three loos in Rhondda house were beautiful.There was loo downstairs and upstairs and extra one downstairs you enter from garden. And downstairs loo and garden loo had a wooden seat. Mina loves!! Room of garden loo had washbasin to wash hands after wee and motion, but other loos didn't have, so Mina had to wash hands in different room. (But for motion, Mina used garden loo very often when it was dry weather.) Upstairs loo had plastic seat, but loo room was very nice room, it had carpet. Japanese loo never have carpet!! (But there is often mat which is U shape.)
No bathtub in all three loo rooms. Bathtub was in room next to upstairs loo. Downstairs no bathtub, but next to downstairs loo, there was room with washbasin.
All loos were very noisy. When do motions, big plop sound every turd. In upstairs loo, we can hear in bathroom, and in downstairs loo, we can hear in hall. So in early time in Wales, Mina sat on downstairs loo bare bottom, stayed about 15 minutes (maybe) and many heavy plops, host mother knock on door and say, "Mina are you OK?" Mina open door little bit and say, "I am very OK!" Host mother said, "you seem that you are doing awful lots, I am worry." Mina: "No worry!! I am very OK, but sorry, I don't finish yet, I need do more, can I stay more time?" Mother say, "of course! Take your time." and close door. Mina start relax again. Plop plop plop and more.
Flush is very slow in that loo, so Mina was there long time, after flush maybe three turds still in water, so Mina waited long time for next flush. Then she went out and said to host mother, "I am sorry very much. But in Japan we eat lots rice and vegetables, so intestine is very long, and we do big motions." (Mina didn't know then, found out later that Japanese motion size is No.2 in world. No.1 is Africa somewhere, and Kazumi wants live there.) Then Mina said, "Some people do motion many times in one day but Mina's body clock different, I do all in a one sitting so I am long time. I am sorry very much."
Host mother said, "of course you can take your time! If you are good health, I don't worry no more." Tears on Mina's face, so host mother hug hard and kiss many times.
Host mother said, "you never sorry. Three loos in this house, so even you stay one hour, you don't keep anyone waiting." And kiss and kiss again. Sweet Rhondda mother!! Mina love and love.
Later, different day, after long huge motion in garden loo, Mina said to host mother, "wooden loo seat is so lovely! I feel so warm! In Japan, plastic. It's OK but wooden is wonderful." So host mother said, "If you love so much, you stay there long time! Go there with book."
Mina said, "I don't want book. I want to sit there, and think with relieving myself, Rhondda mother is so sweet and kind. Mina is so happy to sit there and say to herself that Rhondda mother is kindest and sweetest woman in world and Mina is happy happy happy." More strong hug and many kiss. Always Rhondda mother kiss to Mina!!
Host mother allow Mina to flush in middle of motion when motion is super huge. "End result is same, and it is true that flush is slow." Off course Mina cried. "Mina you are crying baby." " I crying because I am happy." More hug and kiss.
Now we (Mina and Kazu and Chae and Maho) are saying each other, when corona is finish, we want to go Wales for holiday. Host mother say, "you welcome all four! Only Dad and Mum in house now, children married." So we are making a plan. 3 crushes said, "we want to sit on wooden seat long time! And noisy is no problem. Plop sound is nice sound."
So we are looking forward.
We talk about Wales very often now because of Queen. And we talk about Wales loo! But school loo not so good. We can see feet of neighbour. And very noisy, like in house. Mina did motion in school loo only once, when she was diarrhoea. (All other girls could hear crackle and burururururururu noises many many.) But when Mina was in loo but not for motion, she often hear plop sound of other girls.
When Mina see Queen on telly, she remember Wales and lovely loo there. Beautiful loo is important very much. We hope all people this site and everywhere can relax in beautiful loo. Enjoy there your precious time!
Love to everyone.
Kazumi Maho Hisae Mina
Hi Laura,
Just wanted to say I really enjoy your little poo stories. (Or should I say BIG poo stories?!). You have a great way with words and I always look forward to your next one.
I do have a question for you, whats your diet like?
Anyway, take care!
BD x
sarah
places survey, bar shit, old hospital dump
first the survey
Some survey for those wo feel like filling it in. When do you mostly take your poop
1) before work/school
2) during work/school
3) after work/school
my poop does not have a schedule i poop at any time
Apart from home or any other place where you stayed for some time where else have you pooped in your lifetime? Answer yes or no.
Airport yes for both flying ones i have family in another state i will share some stories another day
Airplane
Significant others place no
Friends place (during a visit not a stay) yes
Families place (during a visit not a stay) yes
Restaurant yes
School/uni yes
Outdoors no
Porta potty (f.e. festival) yes
Bar yes
Club/disco no
Museum no
Doctor's waiting room no
Hospital (during a visit not a stay) yes
my story from this weekend is a shit i took at a bar. friday night some friends wanted to hit a bar so i joined them. beer makes me piss like a horse so i was constantly heading to the bathroom. it was about 1:15 am and we were still at the bar. the beer was making me have to take a dump so i excused myself for the bathroom again. the bathroom was just two small stalls. i opened the first one and there was a big unflushed poo in it. it was about six inches long and thick. i took the other stall. i was drunk and did not think to cover the seat and plopped my ass down. i did a piss. right after my piss i did a long crackling soft snake. it easily came out in a few seconds and really stunk. i felt much better and wiped. it was thin and 8 inches around and an s shape. it was soft enough to flush but i left it to have have two unflushed toilets.
the hospital story is from when i was a teenager. i was waiting for someone else and was bored. there was a bathroom so i decided to take a shit to pass the time. this was a less used part of the hospital but it was a big bathroom with 10 or 12 stalls. i took one in the middle and took a quick shit. i remember it was weird pooping in such a big bathroom alone.Veronica
I'm back
Carl and I are engaged! The night he proposed he took me out to a nice dinner. It was a restaurant we've never been to before but the food was really good. It was a bonus
Because it gave Carl soft poops. When we got back to our house he plopped his butt on the toilet letting out a spluttering fart.
He sighed as he pushed a flow of gassy poop that looked like gravy. I rubbed his back
as he moaned and kept farting out shit that he said burned his asshole. "Splatttttt" pfffffft" is what his ass sounded like. When he was done I wiped his messy bum. He winced because his hole was sore, so I was careful while wiping him and even wet the paper with cold water.
I am hoping to pEmma two
Pood at work
I was busting for a poo at work this morning and I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it until I got home so I bit the bullet and went to the toilet at break time. The toilets were busy but I really had to go so bad and after waiting a couple of minutes I got into a cubicle and locked the door securely. I quickly pulled my jeans and knickers down and sat on the warm toilet seat and relaxed. I felt instant relief as my poo started coming out and I peed at the same time which felt even better. I didn't care who knew I was having a poo. All I cared about was that I hadn't had an accident in my knickers. It took me about ten minutes to finish and after wiping my bottom I flushed the toilet and most of it went down. I flushed it again and everything had gone so I exited and washed my hands and had a quick cup of coffee before my break was over. People must have known I was having a poo but no one mentioned it and I'm beginning to realise how silly it is to feel embarrassed about having a number two in a public toilet.
ost more frequently again.
Stephanie
Accidents from when I was 17 (part 4)
Hello. As I mentioned in my last post, my last accident from when I was 17 was in May. My friends and I went to the movies for Megan's birthday and I had diarrhea during the movie and ended up going in my pants.
My next accident didn't happen until almost two months later. I was actually at the point where I was getting a bit overconfident with my bowels. They were very regular and I wasn't having diarrhea at all. I must say that it was a really nice break from having accidents.
My mom always told me to carry a spare pair of underwear in my purse just in case I needed to change them for whatever reason. Well, in June I did have a mishap with my period at work. It was really heavy and I wasn't able to get to the washroom to change my pad before it was too late. I was wearing an overnight ultra thin pad and it was completely soaked. I bled through the bum of my pants and had even soaked through the wings of my pad. It was a bad leak and I had to change my underwear and pants.
Moving forward to July, my bowels were still really good. I had taken the weekend of the 25th and 26th off as my friends and I went to Toronto to see a concert. I don't want to say who we saw or where it was in case anyone reading this was there. All I can say is that my accident-free streak came to a very embarrassing end.
My friends Megan, Sarah, Emily and I went to this concert. Megan's mom drove us and Emily's mom came as well. We left from Megan's house at noon and came back after the concert was over. We had dinner at a Tex-Mex restaurant then went to the venue for 7pm when the doors opened. Traffic was terrible and on our way there I started getting the feeling that I needed to use the toilet. I thought that everything was under control but the cramps started getting worse by the minute. I just sat there in the back of Megan's van trying to keep my butt cheeks clenched. We finally got parked and still had a bit of a walk to the venue. I really had to go and walking was getting tough. I started letting out some gas and then more came out that what I was bargaining for. I had definitely pooped my pants a little bit. I was wearing a pair of pink full-cuts and a pair of snug fitting pink capri pants that looked good on me and that I really liked. I could feel the mess between my bum cheeks as I walked. I knew that my underwear would be stained and that was confirmed when I got to the ladies room. I was lucky enough that the mess had not yet leaked through my pants too badly. There was a small stain right between my legs but it wasn't noticeable when I looked in the mirror. I cleaned out my panties the best I could and met up with the girls.
We got a spot right up close to the stage which was awesome because the place was packed. I was feeling okay for the first half of the concert but then the cramps started up again. I tried to ignore them because I really didn't want to miss any of the show. In retrospect that was a very bad idea. The cramps were getting worse by the minute. I started letting out some gas. That happened for a few minutes and then it happened… I had a really terrible cramp and a load of mushy diarrhea started leaking out of my tightly clenched butt cheeks. It was just a bit at first. I looked around to see if I could make my way to the washroom but as I said, the place was just jammed with people. Megan, Sarah, Emily and I were pretty much huddled together. I hunched over slightly and let out a massive load of mushy diarrhea into my panties. I felt it spread all over my bum and up my back. It felt like it was cupping my bum cheeks. The problem was that I just kept going and going. My pants ballooned out behind and underneath me. I had my eyes shut tight, wishing for the floor to open up and swallow me whole. I heard Megan say, "Hey! Are you okay?" She had to yell in my ear because of how loud the music was. I looked at her and shook my head "no".
The concert finally ended and the crowd slowly started thinning out. I just stood where I was, afraid to move. I started crying and Sarah asked me what was wrong. I just shook my head and stammered out a few words, finally telling them that I was sick with diarrhea and that I had pooped my pants. I was getting some horrified looks from people. Emily rubbed my back and Megan gave me her jacket to wrap around my waist. I didn't even try to get cleaned up at the concert. I knew from experience that I would probably just make the mess worse.
We met up with Megan and Emily's moms and I started bawling when I saw them. They felt really bad for me. Megan's mom gave me some fabric shopping bags to sit on for the ride home. I sat down very gently in the back of their van which was an experience all of its own. The mess spread all up my back and down the insides of my legs.
I was still having diarrhea on the three hour drive back home. I had gone so much in my pants, so many times that I lost count. By the time I finally got home at 2 in the morning, I had been in my messy underwear and pants for just over seven hours.
I went into my bathroom and was faced with the unbearable task of cleaning up. My once pink capri pants were completely stained all over the bum and down the legs. My pink full-cut panties were also completely ruined. My mom had woken up and gently tapped on the bathroom door to see if I was okay. I opened up the door and when I saw her, I just broke down crying. We decided it best to just throw away my pants and underwear. They were both so badly stained with diarrhea and there was no way that I wanted to ever wear them again anyway.
I finally got to sleep and when I woke up on Sunday morning, my mom and I talked about what happened. She made a suggestion about me seeing a doctor so I reluctantly agreed. That itself was quite the experience. The doctor, female thank god, asked me all sorts of questions about my period, how heavy it was, how often I had to change my pad and if I had accidents and how often. She also asked me about my bowels and how regular I was. She asked me if I had any issues with constipation or diarrhea. I teared up when she asked me that and I told her about my issues with diarrhea. She asked me if I had ever had an accident and I blushed and said "yes". She was reluctant to put me on the birth control pill, but did give me something to help with my bowels. The medicine that she gave me worked for about a month before I had more issues. I tried changing my diet, but I was starting to think that my issues were related to my period.
Anyway, that's all I have time for today. I'll be back again to share more stories from my past.
StephanieAnnie
I just went to the bathroom after I dunno how long (haven't been able to poo for quite a while). I had lunch with fruit and a big cup of warm water and I just went to the WC about 10 mins ago. A pretty big log came out not so easily but needed quite a bit of tp to wipe. Well that caused the toilet to overflow and caused my friend/landlord to bitch at me while trying to break up the log and make the water go down. Oops 😬
Happy pooping hopefullyTuesday, September 20, 2022
Thunder
Alexander Telling Wife
Yes Alexander the first time I shit my pants as an adult I told my wife and also my psychologist.
It was many years ago and was going through bad constipation and was sent to the local hospital for a scan of the colon and I had to drink a whole lot of special stuff before hand. Anyway I had the scan and they told me my colon was "loaded".
I was driving home and got this sudden dramatic, urge to defecate...I tried to fart and I got more than I bargained for. I had not been to the toilet for a few days and even then it was not very productive. I felt as though I could "go" so as I drove into my driveway I pushed and pushed and it just came out. It was summer and nobody home of about and I went into the back yard and took off my clothes, wiped myself (sort of with my clothes) and went in and threw myself on the toilet for more evacuation....it felt so, so good!
I then went out and hosed down my clothes and then through the wash etc.
I tld my wife and she was more pleased that I had a big shit, irrespective of the circumstances. I told my psychologist who I was seeing due to my neurological condition and it did not phase her.
Returning to my wife...she cannot say anything because she had pooed her pants a couple of times in the past due to a sudden bout of diarrhoea.
Since that time I have have pooed my incontinence undies. more like sharts on a number of occasions and I have pooed my incontinence undies due to suppositories. The only other time was I had been constipated ( nothing new) and was doing stretches and I got into this position laying down on my back with my knees up to my chest and got the urge out of nowhere and just pushed and out it came...all very solid and not much mess...did not tell my wife about these episodes. I would conclude that doing it in your pants is just too messy and bothersome. however, the circumstances I have outlined above were warranted for me.
ThunderThunder
Traceygirl Colonics
I have had colonics before...they are nothing to get stressed about and really quite pleasant...and yes you really poo!
There are two types...the first is a tube up your bum and when you "release" you see your poo go through the tube and so does the therapist. The other is a tube up your bum squirting water and you expel as needed into a basin under your bottom which acts like a toilet. Both certainly work but I was having a series of them and ( every few days) and often I did not have a BM in between.
One thing to remember is for the rest of the day make sure you are near a toilet because you may need to go later on....it gets things moving. Mostly I had no BMs after but on a couple of occasions I did.
You need to have the right attitude and be prepared for a good big poo and the therapist will see you doing it! You leave your dignity at the front door and collect in upon leaving.
What you might like to consider is multiple enemas which you may be able to do at home and save a lot of money...as for me I go to a place to have my enemas done but not now for many years.
I am a constipation sufferer due to neurological issues so whilst I am a male I have some idea of what you are going through.
I take osmotic laxatives almost daily and constipation does not stress me at all...I am use to managing it.
Keep us updated!
ThunderAnna from Austria
Buddy dump with one of my bosses
Hello everyone I have got another story for you.
Pooping at work is thing I am really not that fond of but I normally do not care as long as nobody can hear me or smell anything.
Having a buddy dump with a person I know is also something I would not consider as humilation but still quite ambarrasing.
Was on conference last friday morning and during a break I had to use to facilies to get rid of my lunch. I was heading to the ladies room. when I was about to open the ladies room door one of my bosses last just call her T appeared out of nowhere behind me.
I have never been this building so I was not aware of the toilet layout. It was a small bathroom with just 2 stalls.
I took the first one and T took the second one. I locked the door pulled down my pants and panties and sat on the toilet. I took out my phone checking out my e-mails hoping that T was just here for wee. My urge to defacate was quite present but not that strong so I though I could wait. But I was wrong. Suddenly to urge started to increase and I let out a loud fart. Afte tha there was no point hidding the fact that I was pooping. So startet letting out some mushy poo with more farts. I did not pay any attention to what T was doing but suddenly I could hear her doing a fart that was even louder then mine and then she did some massive waves of diarrhea. I was done rather fast but poor T really had the runs it seems.
When I was washing my hands she was still at it.
Maybe both ouf our ???? did not agree with the spicy Mexcian food we had at a Mexican restaurant during our lunch.
I was way better of than T though. My poop is always on the soft side and it was only a bit worse than normal. But what T had to endure did not sound that healthy.
that's my story for today.
Greetings from Austria
AnnaBrandon
Places you pooped during your life?
Some survey for those wo feel like filling it in. When do you mostly take your poop
1) before work/school
2) during work/school
3) after work/school
Apart from home or any other place where you stayed for some time where else have you pooped in your lifetime? Answer yes or no.
Airport
Airplane
Significant others place
Friends place (during a visit not a stay)
Families place (during a visit not a stay)
Restaurant
School/uni
Outdoors
Porta potty (f.e. festival)
Bar
Club/disco
Museum
Doctor's waiting room
Hospital (during a visit not a stay)
Anything else I didn't think of?
Thanks guys and girls
Here's my answers
I mostly go to poop during work or after
Airport - no i'm not a frequent traveller
Airplane -no
Significant others place - no never
Friends place (during a visit not a stay) - no
Families place (during a visit not a stay) - no
Restaurant - no
School/uni - yes
Outdoors - no
Porta potty (f.e. festival) - no
Bar - yes
Club/disco - no
Museum - no
Doctor's waiting room - no
Hospital (during a visit not a stay) - yes
I never realized I was this boring!Skidmarked from Columbia
story and questions about life
Hey it's me again ;)
I was watching fighting videos online and it reminded me of my childhood. When I was in Elementary and Middle School there were school fights and wrestling matches... You ever saw someone get hit so hard the poop literally got knocked out of them? I noticed not every fight but on more than 1 occasion, someone poops and pees his or herself. I wonder what exactly causes you to poop or pee yourself during fights or just critical moments? (I don't condone violence I just realize that it causes an awkward bathroom experience). Butt (pun intended) with toilet paper or maybe attends you can get through it. When you get through this crisis whether a situation or school fight with a bully... get it ;) it's like you went from a white belt to a brown belt! I'm not ashamed of it... haha I think it's a milestone.
1. Are you still a white belt?
2. If not... what happened and how did you earn your brown belt?
3. Does anyone you know have a brown belt?
4. Do you have a yellow belt? (meaning you peed yourself during the ordeal)
5. Does anyone you know have a yellow belt?PrincessOpal
I'm back!
I haven't written here in a few months but I decided to come back! (I've still been reading the posts here occasionally.)
So on Wednesday (today is Friday) I accidentally locked me, my mom, and my sisters out of the house for over 45 minutes! Finally my 15-year-old sister had to climb over the gate and get into the house through the kitchen window and unlock the front door for us. I didn't witness it, but apparently my mom had to pee in the grass while waiting. Also, my 10-year-old sister really needed to poop and if it had taken much longer to get inside she might've gone in her pants or in the grass. She sat down and pooped on the potty first thing when we got inside. She used to like to talk about poop, but she seems to have grown out of it. I haven't though! And I'm 17!
Mina+3: just wanted to say hi!
Annie from Taiwan: really liked your story.
Danny: just read your stories! I loved the one about you and your girlfriend.
Haven't had any particularly memorable dumps lately but I do remember having some really satisfying ones!
Happy pooping,
Princess Opal
Alexander
Told my wife about my accident
I thought I'd come back and post the follow up to my recent accident while stuck in meetings all morning. A few days later I decided for some reason to tell my wife what had happened. We were watching TV in bed that night when I got up the nerve to talk about it.
I asked, "Remember a few days ago when we were all running late in the morning?" She said yes. So I told her, "Well, because of it I never had a chance to go to the bathroom that morning and was then stuck in meetings literally all morning. For like six hours, no breaks." She said, "Oh, no, that sucks. I'm sure you really had to go by the end!" I said, "Yeah, it was bad... in fact... I didn't exactly make it to the end." Her eyes got big for a second and she kind of smirked, "What, you peed your pants?" I kind of laughed, "Well... that... and... the other, too." She laughed, "You pooped your pants, too?" I laughed, trying not to be as embarassed by it, and said, "I had been holding it for hours and finally in my last meeting with like 20 minutes left before I would be done I just couldn't hold it any more and... yeah." She laughed and said, "Awww, babe, it's ok. It happens." I said I guess sometimes.
Then she said, "If it makes you feel better it happened to me before, like ten years ago. I got stuck in traffic coming home from work one afternoon and started to lose it in the car a bit but made it home finally and inside the house and almost to our bathroom when I lost it." I smiled, "Both?" She said, "Oh yeah. Big ole solid one, right in my panties." We laughed and I said thanks for making me feel better. She then asked, "So is that why you did a load of laundry the other day without me asking?" I said, "Guilty as charged." and we laughed, then kissed, then the kissing turned into, well, married people activities.
So I guess things turned out ok in the end!
AlexanderMidwest Anonymous
Another Worthy Story
I know I haven't written a story in a while but I think this experience is worthy enough for the site. Again another shoutout to @UpstateDave as well as @Louise for inspiring me to write on here. I included more detail in this story than my first one since I noticed that a lot of the people that post here include intricate details so I hope you like this one as well as the details I included.
This morning after I had my coffee and some water. I felt the need to pee really bad as well as the need to poop. I ran out of room to the bathroom. Seeing the toilet almost made me pee myself but I unbuttoned my shorts and pulled them down along with my white briefs and sat on the toilet. As soon as I sat on the toilet, pee shot out of my penis before I pushed it down with my hand to go in the bowl. I also started pooping during this and it was softer than my usual crap. After I eventually finished peeing I noticed I got some pee on the front of the seat and the tile so I grabbed some toilet paper and wiped it up. Of course when I poop I pee at random times, when I felt like I was done peeing I let go of my penis but another stream shot out and I peed on the front of the seat and it ran down the front of the toilet before I pushed it back down. The stream shot out of the toilet somewhat and nearly missed my briefs (Thank God). I used three wads to wipe my butt and I peed some more before I was done using the bathroom.
I know this is shorter than my first story but I plan to contribute more to the site. I hope I have more experiences that I find fitting for posting here.
Thunder
Response to Tina
When I was little I thought that way...BM's were disgusting.
I now really enjoy a good BM!
It is healthy and medically advisable and I put it to anyone to argue to the contrary.
Tina...I think you could do no better than read some medical literature and read some of the posts on this site.
Have you ever felt better after a good poo?
Next time you sit on the toilet at home when nobody is around just relax and concentrate... ....examine the feeling you are having "down below."
Just relax and deep breath...you might like to listen to music.
Next step is pooping in public toilets....some find it difficult but I enjoy it!
think about taking a laxative first so you will have an evacuation and wonder what all the fuss was about!
Enjoy
Thunder
Princess Opal
A story about me and a friend
So I saw my friend (who's almost 15) a handful of times this summer. He said something (I don't quite remember what it was) but I whispered to my sister, "it sounds like he said that he's constipated!" Apparently he heard because he laughed and said, "Yeah, I'm constipated!" Then he left and the bathroom was occupied so we knew he was in there. It was taking a long time, so he was probably pooping. So we went to a bathroom in another building (this was at my mom's work BTW). When we came out, he was in that house and he said, "Are you here to use the restroom?" I said, "Yes." He made a fart noise and I said, "We're ladies! Why would you think we were doing that in there?" He said, "I didn't say you were doing that, I just made the noise!" I didn't mention his name because I haven't been given permission from him to do so. And I'm still contemplating whether or not I should tell him about this site because I really like him and I wouldn't want to creep him out. He'd probably think it was funny, but you never know. And anyway I saw him again on Tuesday when I hadn't seen him for weeks (he was there after school that day) and I realized he's actually kind of cute. Sweet, too. I will probably be seeing him for the last time on Tuesday and I hope he really shows up (he said he probably would when I asked) because after that my family's moving away and I may never see him again. If he ever reads this I hope he isn't mad at me for calling him cute. Bye!
P.S. I know that ladies do poop and I bet my friend does too :)Dave from Germany
Big feelgood poop
Hey all
I just had my Morning poop. I usually Go in the Morning 1-2h after i get out of my bed.
But this Morning was different. I woke up and had imediatly the feeling to poop. The day before we had a big dinner with friends and i ate a lot of vegetable. So i wake up with the poop knoking on my Backdoor. I enjoyed this feeling anfew more minutes. I try to puch it back and let it come and so on. But then there was the point i have to get out of bed and sit on the toilet.
Right on the toilet i relaxed and the nice and Hard poop came out slowly. And dame what a big one. It stretched me a lot but i didnt push. Just sit on the toilet and enjoy the poop. After a minute or two it was over. I stood up and watched into the toilet. It was Full with one big snake of my solid brown poop. I started whiping while standing and only needed 2 sheets of paper.
After i flushed and washed my hands i went back into my bed. My butt still feels a Bit stretched but i like this a lot.
So this was the Story of my Last good poop. I Hope you all do well and also have good solid poops.
Anna
(New user)
Danny, your stories made me laugh, especially the one about the rock concert. "Sounds like you really need some!" Lol, I'm sorry if you were embarrassed, but I think I would probably laugh too if I heard someone blowing up a bathroom like that.
Hey, chin up. Everybody does it, it's nothing to be ashamed of. I hope you felt super relieved and enjoyed the concert.
Emma two
Held in too long
I was busting for a poo when I finished work yesterday but I felt embarrassed to do at work and I told myself I could wait until I got home. I walked past the toilets on my way out of the building and I thought to myself, should I go to the toilet now in case I get desperate on the way home, but I convinced myself I could wait. I walked out of the building and walked to the bus stop and luckily the bus arrived in a couple of minutes. I got on the bus and took a seat next to the doors and as I was sitting down I felt a cramp in my stomach and I major urge to have a poo. I clenched tightly as I cursed myself for not going to the toilet at work but I'd made the decision and there was nothing I could do to change it now. The bus ride took about forty minutes and by the time I got to my stop I was feeling so desperate I thought I was going to poo myself as I got off the bus. I managed to clench tightly and just about managed to avoid messing myself but it was close. I stood at the bus stop for and kept clenching for a minute or so until the urge to poo eased off and slowly started walking back to the flat but after a few yards I felt another cramp in my stomach and an even more desperate need to relieve my bowels. How I wished I'd gone to the toilet at work because I was sure I wasn't going to make it home in time. Still I was determined to try and I clenched tightly again but the urge to poo wouldn't go away this time. I was starting to sweat from the effort of holding it and my stomach was killing me. I started running home hoping to make it to the toilet before I lost it but that made it worse and I had to stop. I clenched again but my bowels pushed against my will and I felt the tip of a big wide poo stretch my bottom and it hurt. I tried to clench but it just kept coming and I just gave up and let it happen. I felt my crotch get warm and wet and I realised I was peeing in my knickers as I stood by the roadside. I gave a hard push and felt my bottom to find a bulge growing in my jeans and I was peeing down my legs at the same time. It took me about five minutes to get all my poo out and I felt so relieved but walking home in wet jeans and a big load of smelly poo in my knickers was so embarrassing. When I got into the flat Sarah wasn't home and I cleaned up in the shower and changed into some fresh clothes before she came home. She did ask me why I'd changed my clothes from the morning and I admitted I'd had an accident in my knickers on my way home. She was nice about it but she told me I shouldn't keep holding it when I need to go and I guess she was right.Laura
Big poo relief
I was at work the other day and felt a rumble in my bowels it was getting in to late afternoon so I knew that I would be finishing work soon but I could feel that I would be soon needing the toilet I carried on with work and kept breaking wind to ease the growing need to go.
I finished work got home took off my shoes and went straight to the downstairs loo I bolted the door pulled my leggings and knickers down before taking a seat on the toilet I began to have a good wee as I was in need of one loud gusher hissed as i tryed to get my poo to come out I pushed and farted then could feel my poo starting to come out a few lumps dropped with loud plops then I could feel a big log slowly coming out which hurt a bit then once the tip was out it felt good and I took my time to enjoy the feeling after a while it speeded up and dropped with a big kerplunk in the water splashing my cheeks with it been a older style toilet your bum is a lot further away from the water so when you drop a big heavy poo there is a lot of noise which doesn't bother me as it adds to the enjoyment and relief I pushed out another poo with a big plop and then started to wipe I looked in the toilet and there was some small lumps an 8inch log and a smaller 6 inch I had not pooed for a couple of days so it was a good feeling I flushed and went to make some tea leaving behind a smell x
Has any other ladies had a experience like this
Sammy
Pooping and Farting
Isabelle: Hi, I'm Sammy (duh). I really liked your story of shitting and farting in your dad's car. I can't imagine how mortifying that must have been for you. I know I'd be dead of embarrassment if I did that in a friend or relative's car. Isabelle, do you ever measure the size of your turds? What size is the biggest turd you have ever done? On a scale of 1- 10, how hard was it to push out? Where did you drop the turd (eg) Home, school, work? When and where was the loudest, smelliest fart you've ever done (school, work, home)?
tracygirl
Middle age constipation
Hi, I'm Tracy, long time reader but haven't posted lately. I wanted to ask the group: Have any of you had a high colonic? Did it help improve your bowel function?
The reason I'm asking is I'm thinking of having one. I've always struggled with regularity but since I went through the change it's gotten worse. Every other week or so I get so backed up I have to take a Correctol so I can do my push job. I was reading somewhere that as women get older we start to accumulate stool on our bowel wall, which really slows down our transit time and leads to constipation. The only way to get relief is to have a colonic to clean off our bowel wall.
Is this true? I'm so desparate I'm about ready to try anything. I've been so constipated lately, I've really been straining to do my push job. I don't have hemmorhoids yet but I'm afraid I'm going to get them if I don't do something to make my bowel movements easier. I've tried fiber and lots of water and stool softeners, but they just don't seem to help, the only thing that moves me is a laxative or enema, and I'm afraid of getting dependent on them.
Thoughts?
Tracy (feeling constipated :( )To Tina
It is impossible to stop pooping
You seem to have a phobia for pooping, probably caused by some traumatic experience from the past related to feces. It is a very embarrassing topic, but you may need psychological help.
Please do notWhen I was about 14 I started my period and realized that menstruation messed with my bladder. I've never heard of that happening before but it is real. Whenever I'm on my period, I have an even harder time with making it to the bathroom on time then normal. No one took me seriously about this especially my parents who felt it was just another excuse for my toileting failures. But there it was...one soaked Good nite after another. After 5 days of failure, I went potty on time. No leaking, no puddle, no mess. Each time I go in the toilet with my pants dry, I feel proud of myself even though it really is a coin toss whether I'll make it or not. But during my period now, I give myself extra grace at the recommendation of my amazing therapist. Yesterday was particularly hard. I couldn't hold it. I just couldn't. My diaper was soaked again and again. Yesterday evening after yet another accident, half in my pull up and half on the bathroom floor, I let my boyfriend clean me up as he likes to do. We cuddled to sleep and made love when we woke up. Even though I had another wet Good nite by then. He doesn't care so I try not to.
try to hold it for days, your poop will get harder and more difficult to come out, and you may cause a fissure or hemorrhoids.
ToiletKid
Pooping on the first day in the cottage
My family and I moved into the cottage, and I immediately began to explore it. It was at the age of eight. The cottage was two-storied, but not particularly large. The toilet room was located on the ground floor. When I looked in there, I saw a not very large snow-white toilet, with a black flush lever. Later that day, in the late afternoon, I wanted to poop, so I went to the toilet. I really wanted privacy in the toilet, and fortunately, the toilet room locking up. I locked the door and pulled down my beige pants and gray underpants. Lifting up a very light toilet lid, I sat down on a white toilet seat. It was the first time that day that I sat on the toilet, because I'm a boy, and I pee standing up - although I did it a couple of times, and sitting on a potty. Sitting down on the toilet, I pushed, and farting a little. Then a poo came out and fell into the toilet water with a splash. It was long and straight, and the smell from it was not the most pleasant. I began to wiping, two toilet papers were enough. Then I got dressed, and lowered the flush lever down. The water in the toilet spun, and my poop and papers flushed into the pipes. I liked the toilet of the cottage!