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A big dump in public {first post}
Hello Everyone a few weeks ago I was at a big department store after walking around a little I had to go #2 really bad I rushed to the bathroom and it was unisex with 4 stalls all empty so I took the 3rd stall it felt like a big one and I wanted to show off my big dump and see if anyone else needed a big #2 about 3 minutes later a really attractive goth girl and her cute red haired friend walked in.The goth said "I've got to shit real bad" her friend said she had to as well.The goth told me her friend was kinda nervous and asked if I minded if they pooped here I said "Sure I'm doing the same anyway" she said thanks and took the 4th stall and the redhead took the 2nd.I started my dump to assure the redhead it was okay.I pushed a little and let out a crackling turd that landed with a loud plop.Both girls said it sounded like a good one and the red haired girl said I think mines coming she pushed and let out a long coiling turd and some thick and heavy turds that made a loud splat.The goth said hers was about to stink very bad but it didn't matter because me and her friend had already stunk up the bathroom.I pushed some more and dropped 3 10 inch logs.The goth girl dropped a lot of big turds making a very loud KERSPLASH and some soft poop.Me and the goth were wiping and her friend said to wait for her and that she had a few more logs to push out,she grunted and let out a huge 14 inch turd.I felt the need to poop a little more so they left luckily for me without flushing I pushed and dropped a 17 inch green turd into the water with a big splash I wiped and flushed.I went to see what the 2 girls did in the redheads toilet was 4 or 5 giant logs with a big coiled turd around the bowl,I flushed it then went to the goths stall.I was amazed at what I saw,10 or more big logs with a load of soft poop on top of it I tried to flush but it clogged the toilet.Hopefully I can post some more great stories soon Goodbye
Morgan
Accident
I was at the mall and I had just finished eating at the food court. I felt the need for a poo, but then I nlticed my friend Samantha was at the mall, too! We were chatting as the need for a poo became more and more. A few times I ft the tip of my poo poking out my bum. I told Samantha that I needed the bathroom. I walked off, but when I was halfway to the bathroom, my log fell out of my bum into my panties! It was so large and heavy that my panties curled down and the log fell onto the floor! As if this wasn't bad enough, diarrhea started pouring out my bum, spilling out the top and down my legs, causing a huge mess. I hurried into the bathroom, still pooing myself. The bathroom had 2 stalls, one of which was occupied. I took the other and fell onto the toilet, still pooing. A few minutes later, I heard a knock on the door. I heard a girl say "sorry, but im really desperate, could you please hurry up?". I said that I was having diarrhea and couldn't help it. A few more minutes later, she knocked again. I tried to hold it in, and managed to stop pooing. I opened the door and she hurried in. She sat on the poo-covered toilet and I heard a huge PLOP. She had let out 5 huge logs in 1 go. By this time, I was close to pooing myself so I sat down again. As I continued to have diarrhea, she wiped herself and helped me clean up. After I finished pooing, I tried to flush. Nothing happened. I tried again and there was a gurgling sound. The water level rose, and kept rising. The toilet overflowed, pouring brown water, pieces of poo, and toilet paper all over the bathroom. I went home and had more diarrhea...
<3, Morgan!Adrian
Tristan. Like you I enjoy good firm bowel movements. They're satisfying and I have a feeling of being in control when passing them which I don't have with loose movements.
A person. Yes I've had surprise BMs from time to time, sometimes when I've been sitting to pee and occasionally when I've been standing. The latter have been described here as "ambush motions" and, trust me, they're not fun.
Anna. Thanks for sharing your experience of the Canada Day bike ride. I know from my own experience that getting my bowels to perform 'to order' is often difficult and the one time I really want them to they won't. Biologically I think we're programmed like the rest of the animal kingdom to pee and poo when we need to. Unfortunately in the highly organised human society in which we live it's not a realistic proposition for many people. Consequently we get forced into trying to get our bladders and bowels to operate in ways which nature didn't intend - and occasionally they rebel against our best efforts.
Steve A
Ray's Survey Plus A Story And Question
1. What is the worst you have ever had to poop?
I don't have a "crap my pants" urge too often. I guess the only time is when I have liquid diarrhea. I do get fairly strong urges that tell me to go to the bathroom.
2. Have you ever had an accident and pooped your pants?
I never had an accident in my life so far, with the exception of being a baby at one point.
3. Will you poop in public or do you wait till you're home? Or does it depemed on the place you are at?
I'll use public bathrooms, but I'll try to find a good toilet that has little to no pee on it. I don't mind cleaning a little bit off, but if the seat is too wet, then I'll look for another stall that has a dry toilet seat. It also depends if the part of the floor where I pull my pants down is wet.
My Story: One of my jobs at my work place is to clean the bathrooms if I start my shift in the morning. It's not that bad of a job. We don't have a custodian at the grocery store, so, a few other people and I do the cleaning work. I've seen skid marks in the toilets and smelt the aftermath of some dumps people have taken. I never saw an unflushed toilet before while cleaning. I guess it just depends on the type of people that use the bathroom and if they flush or not.
My Question: How often do you see unflushed toilets in public?
My Answer: It's all random to me. In any public bathroom, there is bound to be an unflushed toilet.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Bianca great story.
To: Carin it sounds like Lxa had a rough day.
To: Anna great story it sounds like you had a great poop.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS I love this siteThis just happened a few months ago, and I decided to put it here.
My parents went overseas to celebrate their wedding anniversary, leaving me alone at home for a week. Since it was the holidays, I invited my best friend and neighbor to my house for a sleepover.
In order to maintain privacy, we'll call her "Jenna".
So there we were, just playing around when suddenly, Jenna suggested that we did a "hold it" challenge, where both of us was to put off going to the toilet for as long as possible, until one of us wet or pooped ourselves, to which I agreed.
Jenna suggested that we change into our swimsuits, as they were easy to clean and dry very quickly, in case one of us "lost" the challenge.
I changed into a hot pink one-piece speedo swimsuit that I owned, and Jenna wore a similar one-piece swimsuit, but was a nice sky blue, and started the challenge. To make it harder, I suggested we drank 2 cups of water and ate a pack of chips each, to which we both did.
Fast forward a few hours, and it was about 10 at night. Both of us were still holding on strong, though my bladder felt full. As the challenge was still ongoing, I suggested that we sleep in our swimsuits and on multiple comforters on the floor, in case we peed in our sleep, it would be easier to clean, to which she agreed.
The next morning, I woke up with the strongest urge to pee I've ever felt, and immediately started holding myself. I noticed that my swimsuit was still dry and I hadn't pooped myself - what a relief!
Jenna was still asleep, and I decided to just stay in between my comforters to keep myself warm and cozy. I was wearing just a swimsuit, after all.
Not long after, Jenna woke up, and sleepily headed for the bathroom. I pulled her back and was about to remind her of the challenge we were doing when she bent forward, clutched her torso, and the next thing I knew, she was wetting herself, pee soaking the crotch of her swimsuit, and streaming down her legs and puddled on the floor.
While that was happening, she also let out a loud fart, and pooped herself, letting out a decent size log, which caused a noticeably large bulge at butt of her swimsuit, staining the swimsuit brown in that area.
After she was done, she turned around, smiled at me and conceded defeat. She also asked me to go in my swimsuit, since I looked like I could not hold on any longer, which was true. I was on the verge of wetting and pooping in my swimsuit.
I stood up, moved my comforters aside, and squatted down to pick the comforters up.
Bad idea.
As soon as I moved into the squatting position, my bladder and bowels simultaneously let go, causing me to wet and poop myself. At the end of it, I had a large wet spot front to back, from my crotch, extending all the way to my butt, where a large lump of poop now sat, held by my swimsuit.
We mutually agreed to spend the rest of the morning in our soiled swimsuits (without the poop, which we dumped and flushed into the toilet), before showering and changing into normal clothes (I just changed into a different one-piece, since it was pretty hot in the summer, and I also have taken a liking to wearing swimsuits), and bade her goodbye.Romantic Dump
Holding it on the loo
Hi all, it's been a while since I last posted though I'm still an avid reader, but something happened yesterday that was worth sharing.
So I was at work and felt the usual urge to release the fullness I had in my bum. No problem it was around 3pm in the afternoon and lunch had decided it was time to push out last nights dinner, this was roast beef, veg and potatoes. As you can imagine this meant that not only was the need going to be strong when it came but I was really going to stink the place out.
On my way to the ladies, I was followed into the bathroom by two young beautiful women from a law firm that we have dealings with.
They looked very sexy in their business attire both were brunettes, with one being quite tall and slim and the other having curves in all the right places!
Upon entering the toilets, I held the door for them and of the 3 loos we have only the middle stall was free so I dived in.
I closed and locked the door, pulled up my skirt and seated my bum on the loo. As I've said before these loos at work are super comfortable for having a poo, even when having a wee they make you want to go number 2.
Anyway back to the story, so before I've even started to do anything, the stalls either side of me free up leaving the clients from the law firm to take their place. Just my luck I was now stuck in between these girls. Normally I would not complain at finding myself in this situation but with them being clients, I didn't want to take a meaty dump right next to them.
Fortunately I had to pee badly as well so I first let go of my pee being as slow as possible so the other two could finish and leave.
The girl to my right made no sound at all, whilst the girl to my left, who I think was the tall one let go a gusher whilst I tinkled away, and then came the awkward part....
As the peeing came to a halt there was just silence, I was hoping that these two just needed to pee and leave so I could enjoy this dump in peace.
My guts were churning at this point, not painful but sending clear signals my bowels needed to be released, I was holding the poo back waiting to see who was going to make the first move.
The girl to the right of me repositioned her feet and the one to my left started to tinkle a little more.
It seemed that at this point all three of us were needing to take a shit. I was starting to struggle to hold in my dump, the poo was pushing so hard to leave my bum but i couldn't be the first to go, so I desperately and stubbornly held on.
There was the faintest of farts that came from the girl to my right, it felt as though 10 mins had elapsed however it had only been a couple of mins at most.
All three of us were literally sat there making no noise holding back our dumps, quite funny when you think about it.
3 young ladies sat on toilets side by side desperately needing to release their shit but all too scared to go.
The pressure was building I simply could not hold this in much longer at all.
Ill have to make this a 2 parter as Ive got to go but will finish this off tomorrow or later even I get the timeMatthew
Guy at Work
There's a guy at work who is on the same schedule that I am on. He's in his early thirties, tall and trim. Many days, around 9:30 AM when I hit the head, he comes in too for the same purpose. He has the same ritual. He drops his pants to the floor and then he pushes his boxers all the way to the floor. He then sits and lets out a long pee. Then he gets up on his tip toes and starts to quietly grunt. "Ummm, ungh, umm." His stools are usually firm, around a 2 on the Bristol scale. There are usually about a dozen small marbles--plip, plop, plip, plip--during which he is making soft grunting and pushing sounds, followed by a larger kerplop, a big sigh, and then a softer flump. He then sighs, lowers his feet to the ground, and then takes out his phone for a minute or two. There is never any odor, and I don't think I've ever heard a fart from him. He then wipes about six times, leaning to the left. We have often exited the stalls at the same time, and he always gives me a pleasant smile. We have never exchanged words, but I often wonder what he is thinking since we had shared an intimate private moment. He doesn't seem the least bit embarrassed or bashful.
Tyler
To Nick: re the beach house
Hey Nick; just read about you walking around with 4 days of poop inside of you. I'm kinda surprised that your poop was still soft after holding for that long.
Can I ask you a few questions? You and I are very similar I think....
(1) Over those days at the beach.....how often would you get an urge to go to the bathroom?
(2) How strong are your urges?
(3) Do you enjoy the feeling of being full?
(4) Have you been "constipated" ever in your life? How long have you gone with no bowel movement at all?
(5) If your answer to #4 is "yes"....what do you do to help you go?Jessica
Responses
Hi everybody! Thank you for the nice comments on my post.
Mina: what you tell me is very interesting. I read a few of your post a while ago (sorry, I had not time to catch up on everything) and remember you and your friends had large, rather regular motions. This might be a weird question, feel free not to answer it, but do you think that that being semi-vegetarian increases the amount and smell of pre-poop gas? And isn't there anybody you know who has a more meat-heavy diet?
I always have to pass a few airy, smelly farts before going (and so does Lena apparently! :) ) but I had never seen someone like Anjali. So I wonder.
Catherine: thank you! It feels great to be remembered. We're lucky to be part of such a nice community here! And I am really glad you are now happily married to Alan. Congratulations!
Brandon: Thank you! :)
On pooping outdoors: it seems that everybody is enjoying the summer! I also already had my first outdoor experience of the year, and it looks like there will be some more. I'll tell about it soon.
On not using the toilet brush: honestly, I don't feel so bad when I don't use the brush after going. I am really grossed out by the brush and its germs when in public toilets. It must be because I remember seeing a toilet brush coated in poop (also the handle) when I was a kid.
And the inside of the bowl hasn't to be that clean: we just relieve ourselves in there, we don't eat from it! Waste doesn't have to be kept in a sterile receptacle. So as long as the seat itself is (very) clean, I think we shouldn't mind.
Take care & love,
Jess
J
I have had some very memorable accidents before, and this was one of the most prominent ones that I can remember.
A couple of years ago, when I was 13-14, my parents would take me to the pool early in the day, and leave me there until a few hours later, expecting me to swim during that time period as a way of getting me to "keep fit".
To ensure I would not leave the premises (which I admit I tried doing and got caught multiple times), they sent me there in just my swimsuit and footwear, and would only bring me a change of clothes afterward.
Stupid, I know, but I guess they had their reasons for doing so.
Anyways, one of those days, I was dropped off at the pool, wearing nothing but a light pink one-piece swimsuit and flip-flops (I live in the tropics, so I don't have to worry about being cold) when I suddenly had a terrible stomachache. I assumed that it would wear off over time, and decided to sit down on a chair in the corner to rest.
After a while, I felt a sudden and strong urge to poop. I hobbled over to the toilets, only to find that the toilet door was locked. Disappointed and desperate, I wandered around to find another toilet, and soon found myself lost somewhere in the compound.
I noticed that there was an adjacent patch of grass by the side, and decided to cut my losses and just let it go on the grass. However, I let out an involuntary fart by accident, and diarrhea started leaking into my swimsuit. I immediately hurried to the grass patch, desperately holding on to whatever hasn't already leaked out of my butt.
As I was about to reach the patch, I let out another fart by accident, and more diarrhea leaked out. I managed to reach the grass patch when I lost control, and diarrhea exploded out.
When the diarrhea attack finally stopped, I turned around, and saw that my swimsuit was stained a dark brown around my butt and it even extended to my crotch, and brown streaks ran down my legs and even my flip-flops also had watery poop on it.
I contemplated using a nearby tap to wash up, but a second bout of diarrhea (which landed in my swimsuit as well), told me that it would be useless to wash up right there and then, since I definitely had a stomach bug of some sort (which turned out to be food poisoning after a visit to the doctor later that day) and headed back to the poolside.
Thankfully, the pool is always empty in the morning, save for a lifeguard, who was kind enough to give me some spare clothes and medicine, as well as allowing me to sleep in the sick bay and helping to call my parents from me.Lorenz
Responses about various things
The mom discussing her son's bowel movement with him while waiting for a flight in a crowded airport:
Matthew's story reminds me of a week-long trip I took with my friend Jarrod and his family two years ago. We flew part of the way and used a rented car to see the mountains and other things. Jarrod and I were 12 at the time and Shermaine his sister is three years older. His dad was really into the daily crap thing and I remember several times when we went into a guys bathroom together he would put his arm on Jarrod's shoulders and remind him that his mom didn't want him to forget to try regularly to have his crap. And his dad made it a point to tell Jarrod that he was going to use an opportunity to sit and crap. I'd be at the urinal and Jarrod's dad would go into a stall, we'd hear the seat drop and we'd see his legs sitting there, hear splashes into the water and then the toilet paper roll going round. I did ask Jarrod about Shermaine because it seemed like she couldn't get into the bathroom fast enough when we got off a flight or a few times when we parked at a highway rest area. It seemed that she couldn't get onto the toilet fast enough, but we'd never hear her complain. It just would come on so fast and she would make a run for the restroom building. Then one day when we sat outside a rest area on a picnic bench and were waiting for Shermaine and her mother to get done, Jarrod explained how his sister would cheat. By beating her mom to the toilets, she was hoping to find a stool with a full load of crap in it that hadn't been flushed. She'd yank her jeans down and claim it as her own as her mother eventually walked in. He and I weren't surprised because at least on the guys' side we know that a lot of full dumps are not flushed. He said he gave her credit for a brilliant idea. We heard Shermaine and her mom having a discussion, the toilet flushing, a sink of two being used, and then as Shermaine came out, her mother right behind her, she was being lectured. We found that while her daily crap was being counted, she was being lectured for having had contact with the toilet seat and not putting a paper liner down first. She also flushed with her hand, rather than using her foot. Jarrod was snickering as they walked by our table to get to the vending machines. Shermaine gave him an extended finger that made him laugh even harder.
My answer's to Ray's questions:
1) What was the worst ever you had to poop? It was right after lunch on the day we had to take our required state exams in 4th grade. Our teacher was really stressed and got on my case for not planning ahead and going at lunch. She talked louder than normal and the class could hear her. She eventually let me go but she literally had the timer going. I think I was gone for a little over 6 minutes and some of my classmates were counting.
2) Have you ever had an accident and pooped your pants? Yes, twice in like 1st grade and again in 2nd. We had a class of 25 or so and there were a lot more guys than girls. During our morning and afternoon restroom break, the two guys stalls had a line. Because there were no privacy doors there was a lot of messing around going on.
3) Will you poop in public or wait until you get home? Does it depend on the place? In grade school, I didn't like it and now that I'm in high school I still don't, but I've given in to not taking any chances. Sometimes that means even sitting in someone's urine because too many guys use the toilet as an 10th or 11th urinal. The toilet paper is usually all used up my mid-morning so I have had some pretty messed up briefs. At the mall or theater or park, there's more than one bathroom I can walk to. But at school, we can get detentions for straying too far from our classroom, plus it takes too much time.
Tia
I took a stool softener Thursday before bed, and boy oh boy have I been pooping a lot! I had my first bowel movement yesterday at work and thank goodness no one was in the bathroom! It was gassy and smelly! I went another 3 more times yesterday-all at home though. Again lots of gas and soft poops. So far today, I've pooped 3 times. More gas and more soft poops. I think after this third trip, I'll be as emptied out as I can be!JW
Re: Carin, one twin constipated
I find it interesting that one twin is constipated and not the other. Do you happen to know if they are "mirror image" twins? It means that one twin has all their organs on the "wrong" side of their body. I've never found anything to document it, but always wondered if the "Mirror" twin had trouble with constipation because the path of the colon is miss placed!-- JW
Tuesday, July 05, 2016
Brammer
Girlfriend pooping
I have a recent story about my girlfriend going to the toilet. She is a small English woman in her early 30s with short brown hair, quite pale freckly skin and a nice figure. She'd mentioned about how she hadn't pooped in three or four days and was feeling quite bloated. It was a very hot, sultry day which we mostly spent just hanging around my apartment not doing much. At one point in the afternoon she said 'I think I need to go to the toilet', so I followed her into the small bathroom. She pulled down her pants and sat down. I heard a small poop come out with a light plop. She pushed again and a couple more little round turds splashed into the water. After a while she said 'I think that's it for now', wiped once, stood up and flushed the toilet. There wasn't much of a smell - this time.
A few hours later she announced 'I think I need to poo again', then she held her stomach with a look of slight pain on her face and said 'ooh...' before going into the bathroom. I stood next to her as she sat down, straight away two long hisses of air came out which she had probably been holding in. There was then a loud spitting and spffing sound, I could see between the two round white crescents of her bottom and the back of the toilet seat as a knobbly black turd emerged. It splashed loudly into the water and she gave me a small 'ahh' sigh or relief. She shuffled her bum forwards so I could clearly see into the toilet bowl and pushed again, and a thick, soft brown turd started slowly squeezing out with a sticky sound. The previous turd had a bit of an acrid smell to it but this one was truly foul, a volcanic wave of stink rose up to my nostrils as I stood watching. The big soft brown poo curled down into the bowl, she was so far forwards on the seat that it hit the bowl above the water and slid down, leaving a messy brown streak on the bowl. It was a huge turd which had clearly been saved up for a few days, as it was emerging she grunted a little 'uhhh' and exhaled at the end. She sighed again as she reached behind for the toilet paper, the small room was completely filled with the overwhelming stench of poo, it was hard to breath through my nose. She wiped and there was a lot of brown mess, so she had to wipe several times until it was all clean. She stood up, pulled her pants up and we looked into the toilet. You could see the wide brown streak on the bowl, a brown turd curled around below that and a big black piece half sticking out of the water underneath the toilet paper. She flushed the toilet, but there was still a couple of plugs of brown poo stuck to the bowl afterwards, so she reached down with some toilet paper and cleaned them off. She smiled up at me as she washed her hands, then we went out and closed the bathroom door onto the evil smell she had created over the last several days!Tristan
Response to Nick
My favorite poop type is firm--that's how most of mine are. They're usually pretty big and pretty firm. They take some pushing to get out but are so relieving to get out. I also like the big soft ones, but that's rare for me, usually mine are pretty solid logs lol.A person
Weird crap
I had to take a shower but before that, I had to pee. I sat down on the toilet and I peed. I was near the end of my stream and I was pushing out the last few drops. Out of nowhere, an explosion of feces came out of my backside. After that, a massive foot-long followed. I didn't even have to go!
Has this happened to anyone?Bianca
Four Poops
Hi everyone! I did 4 soft poops this morning. Most of it came out earlier today, and I squeezed out 2 tiny poops that fourth time. I also did a bit of pooping yesterday. All my poops this 4th of July weekend have been a bit on the stinky side. I've had a couple of gross encounters of poop. It was gross, because I stepped in it, and not only ruined my house shoes, but some socks too! That was dog poop! I've also stepped in pee, too! On the positive side, I've had some parakeets for awhile (which btw poop a lot), and my birds have enjoyed my music. Unlike human poop, and poop from dogs, etc parakeet poop doesn't smell. One of my favorite old cd's is The Complete Murccury Recordings from Flatt And Scruggs. The slight scratchiness in the music gives it a unique sound!Carin
Constipation and staying in
Once a week I babysit two twins. Lana and Lexa are both 8. Their mom has taken an extra job to help with the bills at home and the girls are both very physical, energetic and have a sense of adventure. When we are not at the nearest city swimming pool we're riding our bikes on a nearby trail or if the weather is too cool or it is raining, we're at the mall or a movie.
Lexa has trouble with constipation. Both mom and I are surprised because she is so active, she drinks gallons of water and other drinks to the point that she needs to relieve her bladder about once a hour, and she eats less junk food than her sister. So when I got over to their house one morning at 8, I found their mom had given Lexa a laxative after dinner the night before and she asked that I keep the girls home until the laxative has a chance to work. Of course, Lana put up a fuss because she wanted to get to the swimming pool as soon a possible because a storm was forecast for that afternoon. Lexa doesn't like to be singled out for attention and likes to spend as much time as possible with activities away from home. So after their breakfast, they got dressed, put their swimwear in a bag and we were at the pool when it opened at 10. Lexa had taken off her street clothes and was sitting naked with one leg on each side of the locker room bench when she started to tell me the laxative was working. She didn't get into the adjacent bathroom where Lena was already on the stool and I was getting ready to join her.
Diarrhea just started pouring out between Lexa's legs and it covered the bench and started running off onto the floor. She put in her hands in front of her to push herself up and the brown soup-like crap continued to drain from her butt even as she started to stand up. At the same time, she started peeing from the front end and she made a quick run into the bathroom, leaving a trail of colored liquid on the floor behind her. As she threw herself toward the toilet seat next to where her sister was seated, I heard a noise like a toilet clog clearing from inside Lexa and a larger amount blasted out and into the stool. I ended up going outside and getting the lifeguard. Since nobody was in the pool yet, she could leave and help with the cleanup. She got two mops and a special chemical spray that she used. She recommended recommended that I help Lexa clean up and that we not swim that day. We walked back home and the girls weren't to happy about not swimming. Lena blamed having to stay at home on Lexa "pissing out her her ass". I wish she could have been more sympathetic.
Optional Person
Amazing poop just now!
I felt a need to take a dump this afternoon. It didn't feel urgent but I could tell the poop was at my back door. so I came into the bathroom and stood over the toilet, and dropped my turds into the toilet standing up over the toilet. 6 medium size logs, light brown in color splashed into the toilet floating, until they piled on each other. I but my face in the bowl and enjoyed the smell. I then wiped my butt. it was very messy because I tried to squeeze out another small piece but it wouldn't go and got smashed by my thick butt cheeks. as I wiped I smelled a couple of the pieces of now brown toilet paper. I finished wiping and closed the toilet bowl. I will probably go back for a photo and most certainly to enjoy getting hit by the smell. I hope you enjoyed this story. let me know what you think.
Thanks Catherine for the advice on eating fruits, it is really give me some nice turds.Student (NL)
We have been out of Internet coverage for about two weeks now. But we are still on vacation in the wilderness of North Europe. Last week we spent a couple of days together with my mother and her husband. They are going around in a VW camper. I think they mostly stay at camping grounds but last week they were out there in the wilderness with us. Then even my mother who is a very decent person had to go to toilet in the bushes. Once she walked in on me when I was taking a dump behind a bush. That was not that embarrassing and it resulted in a short conversation with my mother about going to toilet in the bushes. She is now in the middle of the 50ies and she told me that last time, before this trip with the camper, she had to poop outside was about 30 years back when she was a student travelling almost like us camping in a tent in the wilderness with her friends, but she had peed outside several times even lately (which I also can remember that she did when I was a child). She is a quite humorous person and said that sitting there shorts at the knees going to toilet in a somewhat indecent way, like a hippie, made her feel much younger! I guess it was somewhat worse for her husband because my girl friend accidentally caught him in the bushes one morning. She said that he seemed to be extremely embarrassed about it. Else there is not much to report. Going in the outdoors has become routine for us, as probably for most persons camping in the wild. At least both my girl friend and I regularly observe other campers going behind some bush or a stone. One place at a resting area we saw a quite big group (Russian tourists). When I went to pee in the woods I saw several of them squatting. They did not seem to bother about being seen by one eachother.
Ray
a couple of questions
1. What is the worst you have ever had to poop?
2. Have you ever had an accident and pooped your pants?
3. Will you poop in public or do you wait till you're home? Or does it depemed on the place you are at?Nick
Clogged toilet at beach house
I just finished going poop for the first time since Monday. It's 11:50 on Friday night. That's three whole days. Almost four. Since going to the beach house on Tuesday, I've been irregular, because I'm poop shy. There are two bathrooms. The parents bathroom and the boys bathroom. The boys bathroom is in between the two bedrooms, so I don't like pooing there because it will stink out the bedrooms. I thought I could hold it for tje entire trip (I know it's unhealthy), but the pressure became too much for me. I waited until everyone was in bed, then decided to go. A large, soft log came out without any effort, but I knew that wasn't it. So I waited, and pushed out some soft, mushy poop. I still felt pressure, so I waited some more. After 10 minutes or so, I decided that I was probably done so I wiped three times and flushed. I closed the lid and hit the lever. I heard the water sloshing around but no sign of emptying, so I opened the lid and looked. Brown water and wet toilet paper were spinning violently, but wasn't emptying. So I waited until the water went down some, got out the brush (no plunger in that bathroom), and tried to break up the mess stuck in the pipes. I flushed again, and just tried to clean the wat toilet paper off the brush. Panic rushed through me as I feared that my uncle Scott would need to unclog the toilet and that everyone would find out. But then, miraculously, the toilet unblocked itself. I then sprayed air freshener, and left the bathroom to wash my hands on the kitchen. This is now the second toilet I've clogged in two vacations.Michael E
Reply to Nick
I like large thick firm and soft logs the best. Usually that's how most of my logs are. One or two pieces, large, usually light brown that come out very easily with minimal straining. They're a pain to wipe after though.
I've been pooping decently lately. I was at the gas station the other day, filling up the car after work. And I went to the bathroom inside and there were two stalls. I chose the smaller one, and when I went it was one smooth turd. It was over a foot long, and was a little thick. Unfortunately, the toilet paper they give us is of low quality, so I had to use a lot of it. There ended up being 3 wads of toilet paper in the toilet as well as my big turd. When I finished, and made sure I was clean, I flushed. Neither the turd or all the toilet paper went down, just part of it did. The water turned brown, and I left to wash my hands, leaving the bathroom in a clean escape because I had clogged the toilet.
Tyler
RE: Matthew and the constipated teen at the airport
Lets just hope that the kid was honest with his mom and that he actually had gone to the bathroom on Friday and then went again at the airport. Also; lets hope that he did more than just grunt out a marble or two on both of those occassions.
The way his mom questions him.....if it were me.....I would probably tell her what she wanted to hear just to get her to leave me alone.
Maybe that kid will be posting here and reading here sometime soon; if not already. Such attention to his bowels by his mom can surely lead to a fetish and the like; eh?
Anna
outdoor poop on my bikeride
Today was Canada Day and the weather was super gorgeous, so Amber and I decided to take our bikes to the mountains and go for a long ride. I woke up feeling really full on my backdoor, but I couldn't poop at my house. We drove out to the trailhead and I tried again at the outhouse, but could only pee. Then we started our bikeride and it was a super long climb up to a pass. By the time we got there I was totally exhausted and soaked in sweat. And all of a sudden I also really needed to poo. We sat down for a break and had some snacks and then Amber went into the trees to do her business. She was back in just a minute, so for sure she just had a quick pee. For me, my number two was really urgent now. I took the little roll of toilet paper out of my backpack and told Amber I had to go to the bathroom. She looked at the roll in my hand and was grinning and was like "do you need to take a dump?". I was a little embarrassed, but I know she is always pretty open about this stuff. So I told her I did and she laughed and said "watch out for bears". I stuck my tongue out at her and told her she better watch out and then I went into the trees. I found a spot that was pretty flat and pulled my green bike shorts and my undies down over my sweaty bum all the way to just below my knees and squatted. Immediately I started to let go of a huge stream of pee that splattered on the ground between my legs. It made a really big puddle all around my shoes which was kinda gross, but I couldn't help it. Also, I had two pretty big farts while I peed and my poo was already coming out of my backdoor a bit. I pushed and then a big turd really streched my bumhole and came crackling out pretty quickly. It felt like it was going on forever, just a really long poo. Finally it dropped off and I let out a huge sigh of relief. Oh, I felt so much better. I pushed some more and had another, really wet fart this time and then two more small turds plopped to the ground. Then I felt all empty and I pulled off some paper. I wiped my front and then my back. My bum was super messy and it took more then ten sheets to clean up my hole and cheeks. When I was done I pulled up my my wet shorts which sucked a bit. I had a look at my poo and, wow it was a really big pile. My first turd was super long, more than a foot I think and all coiled up. Then there were the two small poops and tons of dirty tp. I got lots of dirt and pine needles and covered everything. When I got back Amber asked me how everything had come out and I just told her, "great!". Then we both laughed. We stuck around for a bit and lots more people showed up and I was glad that I had gone before when it was just the two of us. Then we finished our ride and it was really great. On our way home we both had a quick pee at a gas station and that's it. I hope you all liked my story.
to Anna from Austria: I really liked your story. It's great to have some privacy in a public bathroom when you need to go badly. I always use the brush, it's so rude when people don't do it.
to Bella Jean: That was a great story about you and your boyfriend. He was fantastic and so nice to you when you didn't feel well and had to use the toilet. I'm a little jealous , haha.
Sunday, July 03, 2016
Simmee
Babysitting & Beach Bathrooms
I'm providing day care for two kids this summer. Quinn is 7 and her brother Zevon is 5. Depending on the weather, I'm taking them to the beach 2 or 3 days a week. They enjoy the sand, water and all the people, but the bathrooms are so different for them that it is somewhat scary. The bathroom buildings are located about a quarter mile apart and each is no larger than my room at home. Once you enter one of them there is like no privacy. Some of the lights are burned out so there is only the light from the entrance and some more from an open air space between the roof and each wall. On the left side of each entrance there are 3 toilets, 2 of them have seats 2 times as large as I'm use to. Those with big butts will probably feel comfortable on them, but they are awkward for me to sit on. Much of the time the seats are wet because of obvious reasons and there is sometimes a good amount of sand on them. Much of the time so far this summer there hasn't been any toilet paper available. There is no flusher on the toilet. Instead there is a chain coming from a pipe on the ceiling. You pull it and the toilet flushes. Zev doesn't have the muscle to pull it hard enough so I have to do it for him. The first time Quinn pulled it she was still seated on the toilet and it was wicked because the noise caused scared her big time and her underside also got splashed. Each of the 3 toilets is separated by a small wall of a couple 2 high concrete building blocks that gives you almost no privacy. When Quinn and I are seated next to another she can see me pick sand off my thighs and I can see her place her hands on her knees as she grips them to push her crap out. On the other side of the entrance there's an open room with 2 showers and a wooden bench which gave me a couple of slivers when I sat on it once when I was changing clothes. I seated Zev on it once to see how badly he had skinned his knee. There are 2 sinks at the opposite end of the room, but they are often out of order and the hand dryers sometimes have been stolen off the wall. We generally stay on the part of the beach which is close to the transit train we use. But when we'e taken walks a little farther down the beach there is a bathroom that Zev likes because he has to crap about the middle of each afternoon. One toilet is only half the size of the others and Zev finds it more easy to sit on. The seat is much smaller so his feet stay on the floor. As for me, I'm trying have my crap before we go the the bus stop for the beach. The beach toilets can get crowded. The heat and humidity also bring out the worst in some people.Bella Jean
Poop with Boyfriend
I mentioned in a previous post that I have been having some pretty urgent loose poops. I've tried to make sure that my diet is as healthy as possible by eliminating dairy and super fatty meats. This has kind of helped the situation but I still get really sudden urges to poop. Luckily my boyfriend has been very supportive of me, and last night he got to see me poop for the first time.
After we ate dinner together, we were sitting on the sofa watching a movie when I got a really bad urge to go to the bathroom. I stood up and told him that I had to poop really badly. When he asked if he could join me, I said okay as I was desperately hurrying to the bathroom. He sat on the edge of the tub next to the toilet as I quickly pushed my pants and underwear to my ankles and blasted the toilet with diarrhea. It felt like forever as soupy poop just kept filling the toilet. By the time it stopped, I had started sweating because of the pain in my stomach and knew I had a lot more poop.
My boyfriend rubbed my back and told me to just push it all out as I had three more rounds of explosive poop. I then took a break and he asked me if I was feeling better, but I had to tell him that I was still feeling pretty sick. I was covered in sweat and holding my stomach and farting but he was still super supportive. He told me to point at the parts of my stomach that were hurting and then he rubbed them. While he was massaging my stomach, I occasionally let out wet farts and diarrhea for about 10 minutes until I felt a massive stomach cramp. I quickly pushed his hand away as I blasted out another long round of diarrhea. I couldn't help but moan as I was pushing out all of the disgusting mess and when I finished, my stomach finally felt better.
I was exhausted from all of the pooping and nervous that I had grossed him out but he didn't seem grossed out and just seemed concerned with helping me hydrate and rest. Hopefully he continues to be sweet and supportive and not scared away by my awful pooping.Claudia
The dump at the clothing store
hello, I am new here. originally from Spain. But now in the USA. I am pale white skin, tall, about 155 pounds, blonde hair, and pretty nice build. I workout often, wear makeup, and have colored finger and toenails. I am not young and in my 40s.
Ok, its very hot and sunny where I am. Its in 90s and I love the beach. been at the restaurants on the strip. Its not Spain and miss the Spanish cuisine and ethnic food. So I had to do an unrealistic diet change. I am eating a lot Italian food now. Today its been spaghetti and meatballs with moderate amount of garlic, white wine that's sparkling, and chocolate pudding with granola, strawberry, yellow cake, and some cherries. Its been ok and its been heavy. I have already gotten like 2500 calories today. Italian cuisine American style is no joke and can indeed fill you up fast. Of course, lots of cholesterol, saturated fat, sugar, salt that exceeds the daily value already. I still wont turn from Italian food. The weight gain has been deterred by fitness, workouts, herbal supplements, and vitamins. I really dont like going hungry and too poor in nutrients
This is my first post. The dump took place in big clotting and apparel in a big city. It had an upstairs and downstairs and was fairly busy. It was around 2:00 P.M and really need to go. I had a large log backed up. I had pooped in 2 days and it felt heavy after eating all that food especially before noon. I had on a white t shirt with Barcelona on it and beach, and short pants, and open toenail sandals. I had on moderate degree of pink makeup and I had on some pink sunglasses. i was by myself and was shopping for cheap lingerie. I was pretty sweaty from all the walking and being out in the heat. My butt was sweaty too. I did cool off some in the store. But really did indeed need to go and do business. The bathroom was upstairs and hard to find. I had taken the stairs to get up. Its was not easy to deal with such a urgent heavy poop. The bathroom had 8 stalls and 4 of them was taken. I took the fifth. It was not an easy pooing experience because as I came in, someone was doing baby diaper change and there was 2 more girls in there waiting for their parents. I really did not give this a second though due to the urgency. I entered and quickly looked for a stall. There was 2 kids waiting around. As soon as I was in, I heard loud pees and some loud farts. I did not hear any pooping from any of the others though.The kids saw me and glanced at me.
well, I was in the filth stall. I pull down shorts and pink panties. Immediately, a loud pee that lasted about 12 seconds. It was a little foamy, strong, and dark yellow. It was strong. Then, there was several soft farts that was very stinky. Then, one long turd cane out. very messy. No breaks and it came out slowly. It was stinky and moderate brown color. There was some corn in it too. It made no noise though as it hit the toilet water. It took about 14 seconds to come out. Well, I felt relieved. The 2 girls was not all that friendly. The did come up and knock on the door. They both asked rather loud are you ok. I said nothing the first time. Then they knocked again staring through the crack. Then I said yes. i did not get mad at them or nothing. I had to wipe 5 times and the tissue was very messy. It still felt more wipes were needed. SO I went into my handbag and got some of damp formulated tissue wipes. I used about several to wipe some more and still lots of poo residue on the tissue. I finally got done and was able to pull up my panties. But I did not flush immediately. I came out and asked the 2 girls, why so so curious. I am done pooping loud and asked both did they want to come and see the turd. They both said yes and both walked into to see. The laughed and said ewww. Then i asked the girls to flush. The did and first flush did not go down. they had to flush again. The toilet bowl was messy and tons of skids-marks left from a messy poop flush. Then I said, ok, we're done now. I was doing fine. The little girls laughed and said, what a messy flush. I went to wash my hands and did indeed come out.Michael W.
I just pooped
Ok here is a story that I'd like to share. It's very new. Ok, I just got done seeing "Independence Day: Resurgence." While I was watching the movie my stomach was kind of cramping and I have not pooped in 3 days. So after the movie was over I headed straight for the bathroom which is right by my bedroom. I turned on the light and closed the door. Then I undid my belt and pulled down my jean shorts and boxers to my ankles. I did a little push with a soft grunt and a small poop slid out. I sighed in relief. I figured I'm gonna be here for a while so I relaxed my bottom. I massaged my stomach a little bit to soothe the cramping. I pushed again while massaging my stomach and another poop slid out of my butt. This time it was a normal sized one and I think it was about 6 or 7 inches long and 2 inches in diameter. I sighed again. Then I folded my red T-shirt up wards and then I massaged my stomach was both hands. I did some breathing out of my mouth very softly trying to relax myself. Then I felt another poop coming out so I pushed again and again with a grunt and then another poop came out. And then some poop balls came out along with it. I sighed in relief again. I relaxed for a moment. I leaned forward placing both palms of my hands to my forehead to take a breather for a minute. Then I went back to business. This time I leaned back on the toilet and brought my feet out to do another massage technique. I messaged my stomach starting on my right side and then made my way to my left side. I did some breathing while doing this. I continued to message to make sure if there was any poop stuck inside of me. Then I put myself in squatting position with my toes digging into the floor with my knees a little bit higher. I pushed and grunted and then a rope poop slid out. I sighed again. Then I put myself back in normal position to take another breather for a minute. I cupped my hand with my face and rubbed my ???? a little to see if I have more to push out. I was thinking "Damn, how long is this going to take?" I pushed again and small poop came out along with a couple of more poop balls. I sighed again. I stayed seated for a long moment and pushed again and again and again. I knew I wasn't done yet. So I messaged my stomach again and pushed again and a small poop came out. Then I felt like I had to piss so I stayed seated and let it loose. After I was done I wiped my butt with toilet paper and then I wiped my pee pee. Just then I felt the need to push another poop out so I did. I wiped it with toilet paper and there was nothing it was just some gross poop ooze. I flushed the toilet and washed my hands. I sighed in relief. It was a very good pooping session. All in all it took me 24 minutes. I'll post again later. Till then, Happy Pooping.Anonymous
I have been camping at a remote Spanish beach for some days. There was no toilet neither in our car nor at the beach. We had to do all our things out somewhere in nature. Several other campers there. All had to do it in nature. Nobody talked about it but I have seen several others squatting behind the bushes with shorts at the knees and exposing the white bum to the world! Funny. Amusing. An amazing and primitive experience in a modern world. And no difference between men and women, German or Italian, young or old. Trying to hide as well as possible, but it became evident that even the most sophisticated person has no other choice than just do it the original way!!Anna
outdoor poop on my bikeride
Today was Canada Day and the weather was super gorgeous, so Amber and I decided to take our bikes to the mountains and go for a long ride. I woke up feeling really full on my backdoor, but I couldn't poop at my house. We drove out to the trailhead and I tried again at the outhouse, but could only pee. Then we started our bikeride and it was a super long climb up to a pass. By the time we got there I was totally exhausted and soaked in sweat. And all of a sudden I also really needed to poo. We sat down for a break and had some snacks and then Amber went into the trees to do her business. She was back in just a minute, so for sure she just had a quick pee. For me, my number two was really urgent now. I took the little roll of toilet paper out of my backpack and told Amber I had to go to the bathroom. She looked at the roll in my hand and was grinning and was like "do you need to take a dump?". I was a little embarrassed, but I know she is always pretty open about this stuff. So I told her I did and she laughed and said "watch out for bears". I stuck my tongue out at her and told her she better watch out and then I went into the trees. I found a spot that was pretty flat and pulled my green bike shorts and my undies down over my sweaty bum all the way to just below my knees and squatted. Immediately I started to let go of a huge stream of pee that splattered on the ground between my legs. It made a really big puddle all around my shoes which was kinda gross, but I couldn't help it. Also, I had two pretty big farts while I peed and my poo was already coming out of my backdoor a bit. I pushed and then a big turd really streched my bumhole and came crackling out pretty quickly. It felt like it was going on forever, just a really long poo. Finally it dropped off and I let out a huge sigh of relief. Oh, I felt so much better. I pushed some more and had another, really wet fart this time and then two more small turds plopped to the ground. Then I felt all empty and I pulled off some paper. I wiped my front and then my back. My bum was super messy and it took more then ten sheets to clean up my hole and cheeks. When I was done I pulled up my my wet shorts which sucked a bit. I had a look at my poo and, wow it was a really big pile. My first turd was super long, more than a foot I think and all coiled up. Then there were the two small poops and tons of dirty tp. I got lots of dirt and pine needles and covered everything. When I got back Amber asked me how everything had come out and I just told her, "great!". Then we both laughed. We stuck around for a bit and lots more people showed up and I was glad that I had gone before when it was just the two of us. Then we finished our ride and it was really great. On our way home we both had a quick pee at a gas station and that's it. I hope you all liked my story.
to Anna from Austria: I really liked your story. It's great to have some privacy in a public bathroom when you need to go badly. I always use the brush, it's so rude when people don't do it.
to Bella Jean: That was a great story about you and your boyfriend. He was fantastic and so nice to you when you didn't feel well and had to use the toilet. I'm a little jealous , haha.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Catherine it sounds like you had a pretty rough day.
To: Annie great story.
To: Mina as always another great story it sounds like you both had great poops and it sounds like she really had to go alot and I bet you both felt good afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Anna great set of stories.
To: Alyssa great story about your poop at the beach.
To: Rebekah great story about your huge poop I bet you felt amazing afterwards.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Nick
My most recent dump
Yesterday, after not pooping in two days and loading up on fiber and water, I knew I would need to use the bathroom. The pre poop farts had been going on for several hours, getting more and more frequent and smelly. At noon, the urge became strong, so I made my way to the bathroom. As soon as I sat down, I let go, dropping a long, soft log, probably about a foot long and an inch wide! More quickly followed. Then I had a little rest. I still felt an urge, so I pushed, farted, and dropped some soft poop. I decided to stay on the toilet and keep surfing YouTube until my video ended. I then got up and looked. Several logs, each several inches long, and some soft, mushy poop covered the water. I'm quite positive that some poop was underwater, too. The smell was quite rank! I wiped four times, flushed, and washed my hands. Then I sprayed some air freshener and left the bathroom two pounds lighter!Optional Person
Amazing poop just now!
I felt a need to take a dump this afternoon. It didn't feel urgent but I could tell the poop was at my back door. so I came into the bathroom and stood over the toilet, and dropped my turds into the toilet standing up over the toilet. 6 medium size logs, light brown in color splashed into the toilet floating, until they piled on each other. I but my face in the bowl and enjoyed the smell. I then wiped my butt. it was very messy because I tried to squeeze out another small piece but it wouldn't go and got smashed by my thick butt cheeks. as I wiped I smelled a couple of the pieces of now brown toilet paper. I finished wiping and closed the toilet bowl. I will probably go back for a photo and most certainly to enjoy getting hit by the smell. I hope you enjoyed this story. let me know what you think.
Thanks Catherine for the advice on eating fruits, it is really give me some nice turds.Tristan
Response to Nick
My favorite poop type is firm--that's how most of mine are. They're usually pretty big and pretty firm. They take some pushing to get out but are so relieving to get out. I also like the big soft ones, but that's rare for me, usually mine are pretty solid logs lol.Sonya Sue
Toilet Independence
A group of us from the travel center I work at and my school got together for a day at a nearby state park. We like the hiking and many of us like to set up a volleyball net and play. Our manager has a pickup truck and drove us. Obviously six of us had to ride in the back of the truck, but while he's a good driver, the roads up there were bad and with so many dips in the road and one speed bump he didn't see, we got bounced around a lot. I could tell I had leaked a little pee into my underwear and when I quickly put my hand down there, I could feel a wet spot of about the size of a half dollar in my underwear. My friend Tiff who had one hand around me and her other hand on the side of the truck feared she had shit herself when the truck hit some sunken railroad tracks at a crossing. Both of us knew we needed to go to the bathroom as soon as we got to our picnic site.
When we got there and the others were unloading the food and equipment, Tiff and I walked to the nearest restroom hut. There were a lot of flies around and Tiff said she doubted the toilets had been cleaned this season. I showed my sarcasm by saying the custodian probably died in there. We walked around the wall and into a dim room that was probably 110 degrees minimum. There were two toilets. A half-high metal wall separated them and it was absolutely cluttered with gang graffiti. No doors. A mother was standing in front of the first one trying to coax her little girl, probably about 5, to show her independence but getting up on the stool and doing her task. The girl complained the seat was up, but her mom told her she was old enough to drop it. Then the girl pointed out the yellow wee in the bowl, but the mom seemed to be getting stricter by reminding the girl she was going to be starting all-day kindergarten and knew how the flush. The girl followed directions in doing the two things she was told to do, turned around and started to complain again, but when he mom took a stronger voice, the girl pulled down her shorts and seemed to fumble a bit getting up on the higher toilet. Her mom kept telling her she needed more experience.
I looked to my right and Tiff was already seated on the other toilet. There were four or five quick plops into the water and I saw Tiff pull of a sheet of toilet paper and stretch out the middle of her black underwear as she looked for and then wiped off some shit that had turtle-headed on the bumps. I told her she was lucky in her choice of underwear color. She agreed. And with some movement on the seat, I could tell she was directing the big one out. She told me she hadn't been constipated, but that we can't just lock up the store when we have to go to the bathroom. I fully understand that and when there is only one clerk, there's no alternative. Tiff did several wipes. She quickly looked at each one before tossing it between her legs into the stool. Then she stood, flushed, and swore when she saw the toilet was jammed up. The mother immediately told Tiff and I to 'watch it' but we could hear her daughter on the other toilet laugh. I quickly replaced Tiff on the stool. My stream started strong immediately and as it continued I heard the girl call her mom over and they both laughed about something. Tiff, who had left, quickly came back in to tell me they were waiting for me to start the game. I quickly got up and decided not to try the flusher. The girl was at the sink washing her hands. Her mom was complimenting her about proving she could be more independent. I heard Tiff call in to me another couple of times, but I was waiting for the sink. I decided to wash my hands even though I had noticed that Tiff didn't.
All of our group had to use the toilets at least once. Pretty much everyone complained. That's life, I guess.
Gerald
Comments
To Catherine : Feel so sorry for you. I can understand how embarrassed you must have felt.
To Elena : Great story and i also agree shit really happens sometimes. Looking forward to your next post.
To Nick : My favourite type of bowel movement is the semi solid type of poop. My poops are normally huge and a lot too. Thats the common type of bowel movement i usually have.
To Emma : Glad no one knew you fell for the prank. Very interesting story
To Mina : Looks like you and your friend Ayumi had a really nice time. Can tell both of you felt relieved after doing big motions. Great story as always from you. Looking forward to reading a post from your friends too in your next post. Been a while your friends featured in your story. Miss them.
To Optional Person : Great story.
To Anna : That was a quick poop you and can bet you felt super relieved :). Very intersting story and i liked it. Always like your stories. Looking forward to another post from you featuring your friend Danielle.
Thats all for now lovely people have a great day and stay safe.
P.S Love Toiletstool.com
Your friend
Gerald.
Adrian
Anna from Austria. Thanks for sharing your lunchtime poo experience. You must have pooed quite forcibly to leave skidmarks in the bowl. On the whole I tend not to do that but I do occasionally "hit the back of the pan" and it sometimes takes rather more than flushing to shift it. At home I have a measuring jug which can be filled with soapy hot water to do the job, although that's not practical when out and about.
Anna. Thanks for your update. I'm glad that the black coffee and a healthy fruit and veg diet seem to be working and keeping you regular.
Catherine - newly married. Firstly I would like to congratulate you and Alan on your newly married status. I bet you're still feeling a sense of euphoria. Secondly I was glad to hear that you did go for a good poo on your wedding morning and got everything taken care of ahead of the ceremony. Given the way brides customarily dress I imagine 'taking care of business' before getting into the wedding dress is rather important.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Anna From Austria great story.
To: Bella Jean it sounds like you been having time but at least you have someone there to help you out and be there for you.
To: Claudia first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a pretty good poop and please share anymore stories you may have thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this siteEileen
Hi , Haven't posted for a while , was on a date with my boyfriend on Saturday night . After having a meal , we moved on to a busy pub where we had a couple of drinks . Then we decided to go to a different pub but I needed to pee first . Aa I said , the place was busy so I had to wait my turn to use the toilet . When I did get to use the toilet I sighed with the relief of getting to pee . We moved to a much quieter pub and I had some more lager . So next thing I know is that I need to pee again and also now I have an urgent BM need . This pub is less busy than the other one so I don't have to wait for a toilet to become available , which is just as well . I lift my skirt , pull my undies down and sit on the toilet . The pee is plentiful , it's such a relief when it's all out . The poop comes out in just two solid lumps , a solid 3 inch piece and a solid 7 inch piece . It feels great to have that poop out of my body . To be honest , I was dizzy from the lagers I'd had and wanted to be sure I cleaned myself really wellTyler
To Matthew re: the constipated teen at the airport....
Yeah that is a bit unusual for the mom to speak in a public place like that. She could have easily spoken quietly away from others.
However; chances are her son has issues with constipation; especially when travelling like many people do. Even at 16 lots of kids need gentle reminders about doing sit times and just generally keeping track of their BM's.
Better than discovering several days into a trip that your kid hasn't gone to the bathroom for a week and is having stomach aches and cramping.
I always wonder how parents of larger families keep track when on vacation. Maybe it's part of their routine to have all the kids tell mom when they've gone? I guess if all the kids are regular it could be something that never needs to be addressed....but if they were my kids I know I'd be concerned and would want to be aware. So; I guess I'd ask.
Friday, July 01, 2016
Rose
Peeing on Schoolwork
It's been a while since I've posted on here.
School let out a few days ago, and I (having just graduated) am finally free. As such, I've been left with my notes and homework, a reminder of countless hours of suffering. Amongst my friends, there's been much discussion of how we're going to destroy our notes at the end of the year. Up ntil a few weeks ago our plan was to have a big bonfire and burn them all, but due to the weather there' been a ban on any sort of fires for the next month at least. So we've had to resort to some creative solutions.
My breakthrough idea was to dig a grave and bury my notes. my friends loved the idea, so I set about digging a hole. Once I had it about a foot deep I tossed in the notes from my Biology course, but before I began to fill the hole back up I realized I needed to pee, and inspiration struck.
Right there in my back yard I unzipped my pants, pulled out my dick, and aimed it eagerly at the hole. With a last look at my notes, I let go and my piss splattered noisily against the pages below. Within a few seconds the top few sheets were soaked through and began to disintegrate under the force of my stream. Soon months of my work had been turned to pulp.
When my stream finally trickled off, I was left with a pool of urine-soaked paper in my pit. I snapped a picture of the results to share with my friends, and filled in the hole, sealing in the last of my education.
Anna from Austria
To Mina Thanks for your the further Infos about the convenience store loos.
I will try no to hit the wrong button.
By the way i really liked your latest Story about your friends.
@All yesterday i was visiting my favorite Swimming bath at the lake.
I had lunch there and about 1 hour after lunch i needed to go Number 2. So i headed to ladies room.
It was a big bathroom with lots of stalls. Most of them were empty.
As far as I could hear most of the other few ladies in there were just peeing.
I went to an stall in the middle. Both stalls on my right and left site very empty. I locked pulled down my bikini and sat on the toilet.
I start to push and a big soft log started to come out. Then i started to pee and after some farts of the prfft type another log came on out.
Then I was finished. i cleaned myself and flushed. As it was really soft I had to use the toilet brush quite a lot.
Because I do not like it to leave skid marks at toilet, even if is a public toilet.
Some women seem to have different opinion an that though. I have seen skid marks very often at ladies rooms at different places.
hope you liked my Story
greetings from Austria
Anna