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Demi

sea poop

Hello, My name is Demi.
I am a 19 years old girl from the Netherlands.
I have been reading on here for quite some time now and decided to make my first post.
I am 1,72 M (5'8″)long and weigh about 60 kilo,s (128 lbs)

I just returned from a 2 week vacation in greece. We staid in the house of a friend of my mother wich is close to a pretty abandoned part of the beach. The reason it's pretty much abondoned is because the sea came up so far on land there is only like a few feet of sand before the sea starts. but to really start with my story, the 4th day we were there everyone decided to go to a village a couple of miles away. since I haven't done a poo since we arrived in Greece I took this as the opportunity to stay home to take my much needed poo. this didn't went as planned because the moment i walked into the bathroom I noticed there was no toiletpaper. quickly thinking about something else I decided to walk to aforementioned beach and take my poo there. The walk was pretty rough clenching my cheeks all the time, by the time I was at the beach I just walked into the water until it reached well over my belly. I prodiyced a fart that made some bubbles and pulled my string out of my butt and as far aside as possible. Facing the land to watch if there was no one coming, (you never know) I started pushing and soon I felt the tip of my first turd sliding out. As I kept pushing it kept sliding out and I started to pee as well. When my first turd finally broke off it was immediately followed by a new one that was even thicker. Struggeling with this one it only started to slide out further if I kept pushing which is pretty hard if you have to keep standing. After a few minutes and a few good pushes it finally left my butt and I did a few more farts. When I was done I washed my butt, pulled up my string and looked at all the poo floating in the water. I quickly decided to get out of there and walked back to the house to take a shower. When my parents and older sister came back I was reading a magazine and felt much better !


Braidy

Responses to JW & Kelvin

JW's questions

1. Was this the first time you pooped beside someone?

No I had done it a few times over a week-long summer camp my parents had sent me to when I was like 9.

2. Wasn't it hard to get it (my poop) started?

It was the only option I had. I had just eaten lunch at my school about an hour before. It was all I could do was to make it to the van on time for the trip. I don't know how I could have gone at school because of the lines and being late to departure, would have made coach evil mad. So I had to hold my crap until we got to the game. I wouldn't have wanted to play the game with a full pack down there if you know what I mean. If I would have been involved in a collision for the ball and in largely white uniform, well you get the point... I had to spread my legs and give it a mighty push because none of us would have wanted to have been on the toilet longer than Coach was because when she got done, it was into the gym and warm-ups.

3. When your coach came in, didn't you just stop for a time?

We're a team and we've seen each other dress and undress in the locker rooms many times. Most of the showers, especially those in older schools, have no privacy curtains. Often Coach goes to the bathroom with us and because he was in the military before going to college and becoming a teacher, she's comfortable with the lack of privacy. And that reminds me, about six weeks later when we were playing our last regularly-scheduled game against one of the best teams in the conference, Coach was so nervous that she had diarrhea in a doorless stall right in front of us during halftime. We stood there, as she sat pants down, with a blast going into the toilet about every 30 seconds, white board on he lap as she diagrammed plays. Thinking back, that was the only time she didn't lead us out of the locker room at halftime. She came running onto the court a couple of minutes later and signaled the officials to start the game.

Kelvin:

Thanks for answering the questions. I agree with you that a shitter seat should be clean and dry. Following a shitter on a public toilet most times will accomplish your warm seat preference which is important when I'm out with my boyfriend and I'm using a highway rest stop or public park toilet in winter. We were at an outdoor rink hockey game last winter. I sat down and my pee steamed the water, but my butt took the abuse and made it warmer for the little girl who patiently waited for me to get off the toilet. Then it was back to the bleacher seats that were so cold they penetrated my thong and designer blue jeans.


Thursday, June 02, 2016


greg

to bad

I wasn't feeling to well lately had a stomach virus and been having lots of urgent diarrhea. I was leaving work the other day and my stomach cramped up big time . I pulled into this texco I know pretty well, as I was parking I noticed a car with some girls in a hurry, I knew they needed the toilet but this place only has one. I rush get ahead of them get to the toilet and starter putting toilet paper on the seat when someone tryed the door and said hurry she didn't feel well. I replyed sorry I have diarrhea and haven't even sat down yet. I hear her gasp I get seated and loud runny diarrhea flows out of me she cussed and stood there a minute pleading I said sorry if Iget up iI will shit on the floor ,then I heard some rustling then a noisy wet fart following by machine gun fire poop. I was done in 5 min I walked out and there in a waste bin was a load of shit


Erica
Hi y'all.

Don't have much time for a long story, but I will say that I'm facing some RAUNCHY hangover gas today. My buttcheeks have been bubbling since I woke up. The gas is hot, and veeerrryyyy stinky (like fried onions).


Demi

sea poop

Hello, My name is Demi.
I am a 19 years old girl from the Netherlands.
I have been reading on here for quite some time now and decided to make my first post.
I am 1,72 M (5'8″)long and weigh about 60 kilo,s (128 lbs)

I just returned from a 2 week vacation in greece. We staid in the house of a friend of my mother wich is close to a pretty abandoned part of the beach. The reason it's pretty much abondoned is because the sea came up so far on land there is only like a few feet of sand before the sea starts. but to really start with my story, the 4th day we were there everyone decided to go to a village a couple of miles away. since I haven't done a poo since we arrived in Greece I took this as the opportunity to stay home to take my much needed poo. this didn't went as planned because the moment i walked into the bathroom I noticed there was no toiletpaper. quickly thinking about something else I decided to walk to aforementioned beach and take my poo there. The walk was pretty rough clenching my cheeks all the time, by the time I was at the beach I just walked into the water until it reached well over my belly. I prodiyced a fart that made some bubbles and pulled my string out of my butt and as far aside as possible. Facing the land to watch if there was no one coming, (you never know) I started pushing and soon I felt the tip of my first turd sliding out. As I kept pushing it kept sliding out and I started to pee as well. When my first turd finally broke off it was immediately followed by a new one that was even thicker. Struggeling with this one it only started to slide out further if I kept pushing which is pretty hard if you have to keep standing. After a few minutes and a few good pushes it finally left my butt and I did a few more farts. When I was done I washed my butt, pulled up my string and looked at all the poo floating in the water. I quickly decided to get out of there and walked back to the house to take a shower. When my parents and older sister came back I was reading a magazine and felt much better !


Nick (from Canada)

Update/Survey Answers

It's been a good month or more since I last logged on. But I have just finished catching up.

James - Another Southern Ontario resident, what a small world. Nicole (from Canada), yourself and I aren't that far apart in travel. I never would have bet on there being so many from our area of the world.

Simmer - asked whether the 'sissy' stereotype is going away and had questions about urinal styles and how guys are picked on for their lack of endowment. Also asked how guys deal with the "germ" phobia issue.
I think the answer on the 'sissy' stereotype going away depends on how old you are. When I was in high school back in the early 80s, everyone in the school, I think, knew who the guys were who sat down to pee. One became the victim of the old glue on the toilet seat "joke" although I doubt very much he found it a joke. Sadly, though, but I admit I was one of those who laughed. I haven't seen nor heard of him since high school so I have no idea whether that incident left emotional scars or not. I don't imagine things have changed that much in the intervening decades.
And while my longest term friend (we've known each other since we were 13) used to make comments about "are you a woman?" if I admitted to sitting down, I have not said anything about sitting down whenever I'm home or the washroom is clean where I am so I don't know if he's changed his opinion or not. And unless it comes up, I'mnot saying anything. Some things are better left unsaid. But another of my friends, who is essentially half my age, hasn't judged me in the least. That was nice.
But I know from having to use the washroom at the community university, that there are a number of younger guys who take a seat. Good for them. I wish I hadn't put myself through so much pain just so I wouldn't judge myself. But as men get older, I find more and more are taking a seat for various reasons, including the fact their wife has stipulated it. Another friend who is in his early 30s, I learned one night when he told me, has to sit down at home because his mother insisted him and his father would have to sit. I can understand why some women would make the demand, but just on sheer principles, I would defy such an edict. Nobody is going to tell me how I have to pee.
As for urinal styles, all I really pay attention to is whether they're wall mounted or the long ones that run right to the floor. I definitely never noticed if one provides more or less privacy. As for guys getting picked on for their lack of endowment, that's a new one for me although I suspect that concerns about not being the most endowed guy in the building may account for those who must take a stall, whether they stand or sit. That's too bad if it is true. I have no idea how I compare to other guys as I have never had penis envy. I'm comfortable with my junk and none of the women in my life have ever complained so I can only assume I am not the smallest or biggest they've been with. But the size of a guy's junk shouldn't concern other guys one way or another unless they're gay. And that is not meant as a homophobic comment.

Answers to a survey posted by Mike of MD USA:
1. What's your favorite brand? Since there are different brands in the USA than here in Canada, I don't know if they mean anything to people outside our country. But my favorite two brands are Cottonelle and Royale Velour.
2. How much do you buy at once (six-pack, twelve...?). Whichever size is on sale and makes sense from a per roll cost.
3. How far down does your stock get before you decide to get more? As I only buy mine when my preferred brands are on sale, I never really get low in stock.
4. Have you ever run out in the middle of wiping? Yes, it's a pain but it's happened. It's simply impossible some days to be able to accurately judge whether you're going to have enough.
5. Have you ever sat down and started/finished your business before realizing there was no toilet paper? No, because I always look regardless of how quickly I gotta go.
6. If so, how do you deal with it? If a roll runs out, it's the old pants-around-the-ankles-shuffle to the linen closet right outside the washroom.

1. What's the longest time you were without a poo? Seven days. Now, if it's the fourth day, it's time for a laxative.
2. What was the longest time you were on the toilet for? Honestly, about 3 hours because I fell asleep on the throne. But awake, the longest was probably a little over an hour, especially if dealing with constipation.
3. Have you ever went poo in a bathroom with no/door less stalls? No.
4. Have you ever had a poo in the opposite gender bathroom? No, but a good friend did after not looking carefully at the sign on the door.
5. Have you ever went with a friend? Yes, but we each had our own stall.
6. Have you ever clogged a toilet? Unfortunately, too many times to count. It's not so bad if it happens at home, but it's embarrassing when it happens at a friend's.
7. Have you ever went in something else? When I was much younger, an outhouse. Nowadays, I wouldn't use an outhouse or Porta potty unless it was a matter of shitting myself, which I don't see happening.
8. Have you ever missed the toilet? I'm trying to figure out how you would unless you're trying a new way of pooping.


@Michael

Laundromat Lock Out

Today for Memorial Day I went to visit my brother who lives about 2 hours away from me. I didn't have my usual morning dump since I was in a hurry to leave, and we were busy doing housework for most of the day, so I didn't really get a chance to get to the bathroom. I drove home and realized I needed to wash some clothes at the laundromat. It was already close to midnight, so I wanted to get my clothes clean sooner than later so I could get to bed. I knew the laundromat has a bathroom, so I took my clothes over there, and got them started in a machine.

As soon as I got my clothes going, I felt my day of pent up poop waiting to emerge. So I walk over to the bathroom and it's locked. I figured that the owners locked it, not that there was someone in there. So my brain goes into overdrive about what to do. I don't really have a lot of options, so I decided to step outside and see if there was anywhere secluded enough I could drop a load.

There's a garage of some sort next to the laundromat, and there were a couple trees behind it. I figured I'd take my chances and try to squat quickly behind one of these measly trees. I check around about five times, then drop my shorts to my knees, squat down and give a light push. A log about 11 inches long and 1 inch wide just rushes out of me and I pop up, pull my shorts up and walk away. I wasn't crazy about the idea of not getting to wipe, but I figured underwear is washable, and the longer I stood there, the easier it was to tie me to what just happened. I shifted some dirt and leaves on top of it to at least try and hide it a little.

I'm not much of a public or "show off" pooper. I just didn't really have any options, and I hope that this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass. I guess the lesson to be learned here is always poop before you come to the laundromat. Or really poop anywhere you know the bathroom isn't going to be locked.


ThatGirl

Garden And Questions.

Hey.
I'm a long time reader, but I've only posted here for 3 times maybe.
I'm from Spain, living in Mexico, 5,7, 21, brunnette, nice body, pale skin long long Hair.
This Sunday I woke up home alone, my roomies went shopping, so I had a long alone time.
I decided to get naked to get chill, but suddenly I felt the urge to pee, I decided going to the garden.
I was peeing, standing and naked, it felt relieving. Suddenly I felt stool coming,
(which felt so good, cuz' lately I've been constipated like ever before, really huuge and Hard bm's but not often at all.)
I wasn't sure, it was the first time I did it with daylight, but whatever.
As the flow ended and I felt pressure I helped myself pushing, (which isn't normal for me, I never need to push)but nothing came out. I continued pushing but there was no more coming out.
Now's 5:00 PM and maybe I got more now. I'm feeling the urge, I'm bloated and I'm cramping so bad, it fells like diahrrea now, that's not normal.
Hope to tell ya'll what will happen now.
Meanwhile I'll be massaging my sore belly and ask you some questions!

Anybody from Spain or Mexico?
What do you think about garden-pooping?
Do you think I should be worried about long time constipation and then non-expected diahrrea?

Hope you liked it, tell me so I post more often.
XO
ThatGirl.


amber

rest area

Me and some friends were travelling together Cathytells me we need to sstop ahead at the next rest area off the interstate, I said yea I am about to shit myself she laughed and said me to.we park the car Cathy gets out basically running guess she was desperate which so was I. I get to the ladies room and there is a line Cathy made her and at to the front already I just grimissed. But I had a secret the family toilet is around the corner so I make my way to it and I was in luck it was open. I go in get seated and my poop is falling out of my but at rapid pace and to my horror the door opens there is a guy with his pants already unbuttoned and in shock from see ing mW on the toilet. He says sorry men were full and I have a emergency I tell him it will just be a couple more minutes. We got back in the car and left laughing


Student (NL)

Story from vacation

My girl friend and I are currently on vacation in northern parts of Europe. We are trying to hold a very long vacation this year, from mid May till mid August. To be able to afford it, we try to avoid expenses on hotels etc. We have found it convenient to make use of the right to camp for a few days almost anywhere in the wilderness. But then we have to give up access to common facilities. We make our food on a gas flame and we wash ourselves in creeks and lakes along our route. Going to toilet we often have to manage just somewhere in nature. We have peed a countless number of times outdoor and I think that for those 2 weeks we have travelled up to now I have even had to poop outside about 10 times. Mostly it has been very simple and uncomplicated. But this morning I had an embarrassing experience out there. We had stayed over night in the woods near to the starting point for an extremely popular path. About 100 meters away there was a (German) parked with a middle aged couple. I knew that we would have to walk for several hours together with lots of others today. Therefore I chose to try to take a dump before leaving the camp site. I took the roll of toilet paper and went well into the woods. Behind a dense bush I pulled down my shorts and squatted. Because I had no strong urge I was sitting for some minutes. And then, just as I had left the load on the ground, a woman walked straight in on me. It was the German neighbour woman. She said something like oh excuse and went away. Later we met the couple on the path and I guess that she remembered me because she said hi and smiled. At first I was somewhat embarrassed but when I told my girl friend about it, she said that she had spotted the German husband squatting in the bushes yesterday evening and that she had seen that the woman had I roll of toilet paper in her hands when walking into the woods earlier this evening. (We all stay at the same spot for one more night.) Obviously we are not the only ones and therefore I think I have no reason to be embarrassed about it.


Brian

Hi! Let me introduce myself.

Hi guys! My name is Brian. I am 32 years old and a single father of an 13 year old girl. Her name is Riley. I have raised her on my own (with some help from my Mom) since she was 2 months old. Riley has Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or IBS. She has frequent bouts of explosive diarrhea and excessive flatulence, accompanied with stomach cramping. She has had IBS since she was a 8 years old and nothing seems to work to cure it. We've been to many different doctors and specialists, she's tried countless diets and medications, and nothing has worked yet. Hope is not lost because I had IBS too when I was her age, and I seemed to outgrow it in my late teens, but my symptoms were never as bad as hers. I have raised her not to be embarrassed about talking about her bodily functions with me. She has always had a pretty decent attitude about her condition, although there is one thing that she is still very embarrassed about. Riley has trouble holding her bowels.

She has a lot of accidents. Again, we've been to many doctors, and all of them are stumped. The consensus is that her sphincter muscles are weak from her having so many loose stools and have recommended pelvic floor exercises, which have done little to no use. Fortunately, the majority of her accidents happen in her sleep, so for the most part she is fine during the day when she is at school. I have talked to her teachers and the principal and they allow her to use the bathroom whenever she asks, which helps tremendously. I also make sure she has clean clothes in the nurse's office just in case. Most of her issues come at bedtime.

Before bedtime I make her sit on the toilet and try to go, even if she doesn't feel like she has to. She sleeps in Goodnites, which are disposable underwear for bedwetting children. They are thin and discrete, and do not look like traditional diapers, but they can hold one of her very sizeable bowel movements without leaking. She also wears Goodnites on road trips because of the unpredictability of her bowels. She tries to keep her spirits high. She usually acts like accidents are no big deal, cleans up, and goes about her day, but I know it must be emotionally taxing.

Anyways, I wanted to know if any of you guys have children with gastrointestinal issues such as IBS or incontinence, and how you deal with it. Thanks and have a great day!


Nick

Nate Update

On Friday, we took Nate to the ER, because his school called and reported him drinking six bottles of water in under an hour and having diarrhea. Before we left, we went to Dunkin Donuts for coffee and donuts, where I got a 24 oz coffee and two donuts. Remember that coffee doesn't make me pee, I was fine the whole ride, but Nate, who had drank six bottled waters, peed on the car floor and in a 14 oz cup that mom had drank. He ended up spending the night in the ER, where they tested him for diabetes insipidus. Diabetes= Greek term meaning "to pass through." Diabetes insipidus and diabetes mellitus are two different conditions. Anyways, he tested negative but had a seizure in the car on the way home and spent the rest of the day until dinner sleeping. Yesterday, we went to a Cubs game and outside the stadium Nate pulled his thing out and started urinating in public. Dad made him put his thing back in his pants where he continued peeing. Once inside the stadium, we went to the bathroom because I had to go from chugging down 64 oz of Coke Zero, and once there Nate went again. After the game, he peed in a broken cup in the car, and when me and dad went to Circle K for our 64 oz sodas, we didn't get Nate anything to drink. Today he seems better, but we haven't gone out in public yet, but we are about to go get lunch and some Circle K.
I'm doing fine, went until yesterday without a dump, but took a rather soft, semi-solid dump yesterday, which I believe was triggered by my iced coffee which I load with milk, and I think I might be lactose intolerant, but that won't stop me from drinking my 32 oz homemade vanilla iced coffee made with milk instead of water and splenda for sweetness. Got to go and clean my 64 oz cup out, and I'm posting at 11:45 am, not 4:45 am


Student (NL)
I posted yesterday and this is a new posting from me. Still camping at the same spot as yesterday. It is now 06:30am. I woke up about 15 minutes ago and felt a strong urge to take a dump. I went over to our car and found the roll of toilet paper and went away into the woods. I found a suitable spot and pulled down, squatted and enjoyed the librating feeling when listening to birds singing. No uninvited persons coming by today. Possible just to sit there and enjoying it all. My girl friend is still sleeping. She is also quite relaxed about peeing and pooping outside. I have no experience with it from before, but she used to be a girl scout and she has told me that she then got used to find places to go to toilet outside when hiking. I have seen her squatting to pee several times but not seen her when pooping. But I have seen her poop several times. She usually poops a cable in the morning, just after breakfast. I mostly poop two or three lumps when going up in the morning.


J

Pooped my pants

Hi everyone,

Unfortunately today I had another accident. Yesterday I felt a very slight urge to poop before going to bed, but went to sleep. This morning the urge came back, but my poop didn't feel ready.

After I got to school, I felt my need to poop come back periodically during the morning, but it never got to the point where I felt like I desperately needed to go. Suddenly in gym class the urge came back but twice as bad. I had to squeeze my cheeks for a moment to make it go away. After lunch, I started to become desperate. I felt a large log moving around, but I didn't want to leave class because of the time it might take and I didn't want to be obvious. In the last class of the day, my poop really started to move through me..

When I got home, the urge disappeared out of nowhere. I sat down to do my homework, and when I finished, a massive urge to poop came over me. I stood up and started walking to the bathroom, but it was too late. I felt my butthole open up and the crackling began as a soft but firm log forced its way out into my pants. I was literally steps from the bathroom, but the poop came out uncontrollably. I gave up and squatted down slightly, and pushed ever so lightly just to get it over with. The poop felt absolutely amazing coming out, even though I was having an accident. As the first log continued its way out, it tented my pants out nearly seven inches before falling against my butt, forming an enormous bulge. The log came out so slowly, but it was very relieving. It slowly crackled out into my pants and broke off. I was still in the same squatting position, and I farted for about eight seconds as I felt my hole open up again. Another log of the same consistency made its way into my pants. I needed to push a little harder to get it to fit as the original bulge was pressing against it. I didn't even bother trying to get to the bathroom at this point. I squatted a little more, farted again, and pushed as hard as I could. A four inch long poop came out.

I hobbled to the bathroom and spent nearly 20 minutes cleaning up. Although it was gross, the actual feeling of the poop coming out felt really good since it needed to come out so bad.
Until next time,
J


Braidy

Responses to JW & Kelvin

JW's questions

1. Was this the first time you pooped beside someone?

No I had done it a few times over a week-long summer camp my parents had sent me to when I was like 9.

2. Wasn't it hard to get it (my poop) started?

It was the only option I had. I had just eaten lunch at my school about an hour before. It was all I could do was to make it to the van on time for the trip. I don't know how I could have gone at school because of the lines and being late to departure, would have made coach evil mad. So I had to hold my crap until we got to the game. I wouldn't have wanted to play the game with a full pack down there if you know what I mean. If I would have been involved in a collision for the ball and in largely white uniform, well you get the point... I had to spread my legs and give it a mighty push because none of us would have wanted to have been on the toilet longer than Coach was because when she got done, it was into the gym and warm-ups.

3. When your coach came in, didn't you just stop for a time?

We're a team and we've seen each other dress and undress in the locker rooms many times. Most of the showers, especially those in older schools, have no privacy curtains. Often Coach goes to the bathroom with us and because he was in the military before going to college and becoming a teacher, she's comfortable with the lack of privacy. And that reminds me, about six weeks later when we were playing our last regularly-scheduled game against one of the best teams in the conference, Coach was so nervous that she had diarrhea in a doorless stall right in front of us during halftime. We stood there, as she sat pants down, with a blast going into the toilet about every 30 seconds, white board on he lap as she diagrammed plays. Thinking back, that was the only time she didn't lead us out of the locker room at halftime. She came running onto the court a couple of minutes later and signaled the officials to start the game.

Kelvin:

Thanks for answering the questions. I agree with you that a shitter seat should be clean and dry. Following a shitter on a public toilet most times will accomplish your warm seat preference which is important when I'm out with my boyfriend and I'm using a highway rest stop or public park toilet in winter. We were at an outdoor rink hockey game last winter. I sat down and my pee steamed the water, but my butt took the abuse and made it warmer for the little girl who patiently waited for me to get off the toilet. Then it was back to the bleacher seats that were so cold they penetrated my thong and designer blue jeans.


Pierre

Mother and daughter

I was at sobeys this afternoon. Suddenly i had a need to go to the washroom, so i head to the only public washroom available it was a unisex.so i get there the door was occupied so i wait for 2 min and to my supprise 2 women who see like mothher and daughter came out.
They excuse them for the smel and left laughing mom was in her 50 with bubble butt blond hair and short and her daughter was around 28 tall and bubble butt and burgundy hair both cute
Anyway i walk in ouffff it smell rotten egg and perfume i lift the lid toilet seem to be clog with a big log and paper And a soft stool :-)
I was on a hurry so i didnt bother to flush i drop my pant and seat on the still remaning warm seat and i had my bm the i flush but it was clog so i wipe and wash my hand and i left
I did my grocery and i was at the cashier and they where in the next one they appolagy again and we left to the parking lot


Tuesday May 31, 2016


Amber

Yesterday's poos

Hi again, thanks for the nice comments regarding the last post (which posted twice for some reason), I'll share more stories in the near future.
Yesterday I had to poo 4 times!
The first one was first thing in the morning, which is unusual for me, I usually poo after lunch and after dinner, I got out of bed and took a magazine to the loo with me, a nice smooth log eased its way out before plopping into the toilet, a couple of minutes later I released another one, similar to the first but slightly longer, I dropped 2 more in quick succession a minute after the 2nd log, the bathroom was starting to smell now, so I reached up and opened the window, I sat reading for another 5 minutes, waiting to see if I had any more to come out, I did as I finished with a short piece. I wiped 4 times and flushed.
I made myself a salad with some chicken breast for lunch, maybe only 15 minutes after this, I felt the familiar urge in my stomach, my need became urgent very quickly, so I hurried to the loo, sat down and within seconds a barrage of loose plops were splattering the toilet, I started reading the magazine id left in the loo from my first poo session as the runny poo continued, by now I had sprayed the air freshener to try and imrove the smell, I had another wave of loose poo and then I was done, the toilet wasn't a pretty sight, I'd managed to cover most of the bowl with my poo, I wiped my very messy bum 10 times.
A while later I was doing housework, as id promised my mum that I would clean the entire house, I was about an hour into it, when I had to do another poo, I was relieved that I hadn't cleaned the loo yet, at least this one didn't feel as though it would be runny, I pulled my leggings and pants to my lower thighs and sat, I had one log and then i felt done, I was only about 3 inches long, I could tell I wasn't empty but nothing else was coming.
At 8:30 pm, an hour after i had dinner, I needed my last poo of an eventful day for my bowels, I turned the tap on in the bath, as I'd earned relaxation after what was going to Be poo number 4 of the day. I sat reading as soft logs curled out every couple of minutes, I couldn't believe that I still had this much poo inside me, after around 10 minutes of sitting I felt a sharp cramp and loose poo rushed out of my bum, it didn't last long but oh my the smell was unbelievable, I flushed, wiped up quite a few times, flushed again, sprayed the air freshener and opened the window, my stomach felt uneasy until I went to bed, but no more poos.


jt

urgent

Traveling overnight the other day after a family reunion. I was heading home when all the food was getting to me . I tried to shrug it off but 20 min later I needed a toilet bad. I finally came across a flash foods that was closed but the lady was inside setting up. I knocked on the door she came to and said 15 min. I grabbed my stomach and said please can I use the bathroom I have a upset stomach bad. Sh said sure it was beside the register a one seated. I go in get seated and explode with soft runny poop. She laugh Ed I said sorry she said that's OK and I kept going well guess the store opened up I heard people talking when all of a sudden the door fly's open and a young girl is shocked I say sorry I finish up and leave quite emnrassing

gas station diarrhea

I was driving to visit family the other day when out of nowhere I got severe stomach cramps. I pull into a small gas station the toilet is in the back I rush back there a lady was standing few feet away so I tried the door and my luck was locked a girls voice said fee minutes I asked her to please hurry.I was about to mess myself, then the lady came around the corner and I asked if she was waiting she said yes I grabbed my stomach I ask if I can go ahead of her I was literally about to load my pants . the door opens and a cute girl came out blushing the lady told me to go ahead I thanked her put my ass on the toilet and it was so loud and gassy I know she heard me . I finished fast since she let me ahead and was going to wait after her to finish she got in there and I hear her start pooping , guess everybody need a shit.


Catherine

Last Post for a While and Responses

Hello!

It seems like I can't get everything done that I need to do to take 2 weeks off for my wedding/honeymoon. Alan and I are really excited! I am feeling the nerves, though.

Yesterday and today I've had mild diarrhea. I think it is because I am nervous, anxious, excited and realizing that life is changing. And, of course, it is my time of the month. (TMI, I know, even for this website!) I went four times yesterday and I have already had two trips to the toilet today, and all of them have been rather mushy stools, but not watery diarrhea.

I really enjoy this website and I cannot wait to tell you about life and how things go, especially in the pooping department. I have something really special planned for my first poop as a married couple.

Now for some responses:

Victoria B: Yeah, I guess he has, but I feel sorry for his wife. I hope he is supportive. However, high school kids can be mean, and can be so without even knowing. I love your posts as well! Thank you for your story. Aren't those kind of poops the best?

Postman: Thank you!!! Yes, that poop was awesome compared to the mess I've been in the past couple of days!

Lydia: Great story! Welcome and best wishes on your PhD!!!

Mina: Thank you! I hope that Alan and I can talk about it a little. But there is a part of me that wants to keep some mystery surrounding myself and let him discover me. I hope that you, Maho, Kisae and Kazuko are well!

Cat, here is a response to your question. Everyone's bowels are different, but eating and the feeling of being full does stimulate your bowels. Too, you may be developing a sensitive stomach. Hope you are well! Thanks for your contributions!

Well, wish me well! I will miss you all but I can't wait to catch up with you about the third week in June!

Love,

Catherine!


pooping at work

I pooped 3 times today. Pooping is awesome.


Nick

Recent bathroom news around the family

Yesterday, when my brother Nate got home from school, he started drinking a rather large amount of water. I had drank 128 ounces of iced tea while taking batting practice due to the hot and humid conditions, so we thought he might just be thirsty. He ended up drinking seven or eight 12 oz glasses of water along with a juice box. Because he had just started an anti-epilepsy medication, we called his neurologist, who didn't think that it was a side effect of the medication, and instead ordered a blood glucose check to rule out diabetes as a cause. He is fit and eats pretty well, so this surprised me. It turned out to be something else, as I suspected. But on the way to the urgent care center, he started urinating all over the car. In the urgent care center, he continued urinating and asking for water. This is abnormal for him, as he usually is able to hold it, and this didn't seem to be deliberate. They also tested him for ketones and urinary tract infections, which both came back clean. We got dismissed and on the way home, we got Burger King, and he ended up chugging mom's 16 oz Diet Coke and asking for my 21 oz Diet Coke. He showered a lot at home and was drinking water out of a dirty 32 oz cup that he loaded with coins. I'm honestly worried about the potential for gastroenteritis, which can result from the bacteria on those coins and in the shower. Also, he sometimes poops in the shower and the cup was in the shower. His symptoms are: Hyperactivity, insomnia, excessive thirst, excessive urination, and a normal diet. No bowel changes or vomiting, and normal blood sugar levels. He scored a 59 on his first test, was fed glucose gel, and scored a 92 later, with 59 being on the borderline for hypoglycemia, and 92 being normal.

I have also been having problems, I ate a HUGE dinner consisting of two large helpings of extra spicy chicken tomatillo, half a large bag of tortilla chips dipped in my chicken tomatillo sauce, two strawberry shortcakes, and about 40 oz of tea. When we went to BK, I got two angriest whoppers and a 21 oz Diet Coke. Not surprisingly, I was suffering indigestion a couple hours ago. At about 1 am I woke up feeling slightly nauseous and gassy. I went up to my bedroom to try to sleep it off, only to need the bathroom later. Not to vomit, but to poop. The pressure from my large meal must've pushed my bowels out. I was shaking and still afraid of vomiting. A little YouTube binge took my nervousness away, but I'm now having trouble sleeping because everything is on my mind. It is 4:40 am right now, and I hope to sleep. Luckily I'm done with school, because I cannot miss school because I'm tired. It's not my parents rule, but my rule. I only miss school for the following: Severe injury that requires rest on doctors orders, influenza flu, strep throat, or severe gastrointestinal distress, and only when there's vomiting or diarrhea taking place. I missed maybe three days of school last year, because I can't afford to fall behind given my poor grades (B's and C's that could've been D's if I had missed school for mild illnesses). Anyways, I'll probably be tired today but I think I'll just sleep in and go to bed earlier tonight. I know I overdid it at dinner time last night. Something interesting: I felt good after eating a supersized dinner, because large meals trigger dopamine release in the brain, although it comes with a price to pay, as the stomach has trouble processing that much food. I am feeling better now, but I know the revenge of my dinner isn't over: I don't want to check the scales (NOT obese, but I am slightly overweight but I just love eating junk food).


Karen C.

Beware of Listeria! COOK those hot dogs!

Had a recent bout of on and off diarrhea with vomiting, didn't connect it with the hotdogs until finally I went to the doc with a sample. It was listeria poisoning from undercooked hotdogs!

This first started about a month ago. I'd gotten Oscar Meyer hot dogs on sale and had been eating them occasionally. Pop a couple in the microwave for a quick meal, not too hot (duh! my mistake!). I don't like my hotdogs to "exploding" stage so I nuked them 20 seconds apiece--grossly insufficent with a 900 watt!

The first time it happened I'd eaten two of these hotdogs over ramen noodles with shredded cheese with a protein shake, for lunch. A couple hours later I didn't feel so good. I sure didn't feel like eating dinner, I'd planned to get a salad and a cheeseburger on the way home. Was out shopping at Kmart at around 6:30 and felt really out of it, I was dizzy, feeling weak, and my stomach felt like I was about to go diarrhea. Got home, had diarrhea several times and took several doses of Pepto once after each time. I think I had diarrhea like seven times in two hours and took Pepto after each time but it didn't help. Tried to keep hydrated by drinking lots of water but it wasn't going any farther down than my stomach, it just felt like a big blob of water in my stomach like my body wasn't even absorbing it or anything. Started feeling cold so I put on a hoodie and fleece jogger even though the temp was a pleasant mid 80s. Fell asleep on the couch while watching TV and at one point I "sharted" and messed up my favorite joggers so I did an emergency laundry wash (if anyone is wondering, YES, I DID use bleach to kill the germs thank you very much!). Showered then went for a walk to get some fresh air and suddenly got very nauseous. This was about 9pm. Started throwing up in front of a neighbor's yard; just couldn't help it. Felt better next morning and went about my day.

Next time I got sick from those hotdogs was three weeks ago. I nuked two for dinner and added chili and cheese and nuked them, and I had a bowl of steamed cauliflower with them, and some frozen strawberry yogurt for dessert. Again, two hours later a sudden urge to have diarrhea and having diarrhea at McDonald's which was the quickest place convenient for me to pull into. I RAN inside and thank goodness there was a stall that was not occupied and thank heavens there was toilet tissue!. Went home and spent the night alternating between having diarrhea and throwing up and sitting outside sipping gingerale to try to settle my stomach. Felt fine by the next afternoon.

Last week was the straw that broke the camel's back. I ate two hotdogs wrapped in american cheese on buns, nuked (insufficiently!), with pickle relish and ketchup for an early lunch with my protein shake after my morning workout. Couple hours later I started feeling pukey suddenly in Walmart so I got a sprite and sat down in the cafeteria for a while hoping my stomach would calm down at least enough to checkout the items I already had in my cart. Luckily the cafeteria was close to one of the doors; I got outside just in time to projectile vomit those vile hotdogs all over the sidewalk. I threw up about 10 times and my stomach felt just awful. Didn't have diarrhea yet until I got home, though. The nice boy bringing in the shopping carts dropped everything and rushed over to me when he saw me getting sick and called a manager and they helped me back inside the store and sat me on a bench. The manager, such a nice girl, after being satisfied that it was not Walmart cafeteria food that got me sick, got me some wetwipes and helped me get myself cleaned up in the bathroom (I threw up twice again in one of the sinks--I helped clean it up), then after I felt a little better she helped me and my cart to the register to ring up my purchases, and walked me to my car and loaded up my stuff for me and kept asking me if I was well enough to drive, after assuring her that basically I'm not going to sue Walmart she finally left me alone, and I drove away.

I was soooo weak! Barely got my bags into the house then I collapsed on the sofa. Yeah, I was feeling pretty sick. Woke up a few hours later with MASSIVE diarrhea! I sat on the pot for what seemed like a half hour blowing extreme amounts of endless diarrhea and throwing up in the wastebasket. My guts felt like a twisted pretzel. Tried to drink fluids to keep hydrated but couldn't keep it down. Kept a trash can by the sofa to throw up in. Sat outside for fresh air at times and just kept throwing up gingerale and saltines I'd been forcing, onto the grass between my feet, I was still bringing up chunks of the pickle relish--don't know how that stuff was still in my stomach but I kept licking off the little chunks of it from the back of my teeth and spitting them after I'd puke. When I finally woke up in the morning I made an appointment to see my physician the next day, they asked me to bring in a vomit sample and stool sample. BINGO, listeria from the hotdogs! He gave me antibiotics and insisted that in the future that I cook my hotdogs, no shortcuts!

I know Oscar Meyer touts (or used to in the 70s)in their ad that their hotdogs could be eaten without cooking ("The roasting made their hotdog number one from coast to coast, when you've got an Oscar Meyer, you've got a weiner roast"). The ad featured people from all walks of life simply taking the weiners from the package and eating them without cooking! I guess things have changed for the worse these days. Many years ago when I was single and worked in the steel mill I would bring a couple packages of frozen Oscar Meyer weiners to work and by lunchtime they'd be thawed just about right and the guys and I would stab the hotdogs with our pocketknives and I'd give them a few quick passes with the cutting torch and we'd have like a nice little picnic lunch. Another thing I used to do for the guys is make grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch on a piece of clean steel (they'd bring all the ingredients, any kind of sandwich they wanted grilled FAST, I'd make it). Quickest grilled cheese sandwiches in the world--wave an oxyacetylene torch over a piece of clean steel plate in a vise a few times to heat it, and put on two sticks of butter and when it's melted, slap on a dozen to twenty cheese sandwiches or whatever the guys have made and leave it for just a few seconds, them flip them this time with my torch under the steel. I had it down to a science. A dozen to twenty hot and crispy fresh grilled cheese sandwiches in less than a minute is a pretty good trick, no? The guys loved them best almost burnt. Hot, crispy and buttery and best of all, almost no waiting! Why wait in line at McDonald's when Karen can do 'ya better? Most of the guys would put ham on their sandwiches they wanted me to torch for them. One of the bosses got the idea from a movie about Charles Lindberg and how they fried fish with an acetylene torch in the flick, but I actually decided to try it with sandwiches and everybody loved it! I've made countless pots of coffee with an oxyacetylene torch also. Microwaves have got nuthin on me in terms of speed!

Well, friends, I'm feeling much better now and enjoying my summer (the main perk of being a substitute teacher and semi retired, is that you get summers off!). Bye now.


JW

Re: Braidy, High School Road Games

Braidy, I can't IMAGINE doing what you did (Pushing out a BIG one) under the circumstances you describe! Was this the first time you pooped beside someone? The idea honestly gives me chills!! I would think MY a--hole would lock up tighter than Fort Knox. Wasn't it hard to get it started? When your coach came in didn't it just STOP for a time?-- JW


oldpoop

Pooping while old--to Bianca

I call myself Oldpoop, but I am only 73 going on 74. You are right: There are some old people who suffer bowel or bladder incontinence. However, those problems don't arise just because of age, but rather from either mental or physical infirmities that can come at any age. A person might be in a bad accident that does nerve damage that prevents him from feeling when he has to go, or he gets Alzheimer's or another type of dementia that takes away his ability to react to the feeling. Most old people retain normal bowel function until they die, or very near to the end of life. My dear wife died after a long struggle with cancer nearly two years ago, at 70, and never soiled herself; her main problem was constipation, and toward the end, when she could no longer eat, she didn't go at all. I have never pooped my pants, even when ill with what I think was the Norovirus, a virulent diarrhea disease. While ill, I did use Depends, but always made it to the toilet in time to avoid soiling. I still have Depends somewhere in the house, but it's been so long I've forgotten where they are.


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