Dan
Erin (Riley's Mom), when Riley pooped in the car, did it take her long to poop?Bridget
Decided to do another one
Hello. I've posted a story here a couple days ago about what we did last Friday (the 10th, not the 17th).
Yesterday my parents was gone to be away for a conference, so we're going to be home alone for a few days. We actually decided to do that again. This time, she decided to go again because she hasn't been able to go since Sunday night. At around 9pm, there was a half hour TV show that we wanted to watch, so she decided to try and hold it until the end. This time, she attempted to hold even more in, and after several minutes of administering it, she stopped just a shy short of 3L. Right off the bat, it was really difficult for her to hold it in and her bowels kept gurgling. To be on the safe side, we bought this plastic container for her to use. We started watching the show and about 10 minutes in and everything seems to going smoothly, despite the several cramps and such. About 20 more min's in, the urge was so great that she wasn't sure just how much longer she could hold it. Somehow after a few more minutes had passed, the credit started rolling in and at that point, she was ready to explode.
She quickly grabbed that container and placed it between her butt cheeks. She just sat on it and a massive wave of runny poop came rushing out of her none stop. She kept pooping and have explosive wet farts for several minutes and by the time she does finish, the entire container was more than halfway full. By the time she was finished, she told me how relieved she was and that she was worried she wasn't gonna make it. After she was finished, she just cleaned herself off and thinks we might need to consider bringing along some air freshener if we do this gain haha....
Anyways, enjoy. :)
Annie
Paul Hester "poo accident" and dream and I clogged toilet
Hi all. I just wanted to tell about a couple of things. One was about the former drummer from Crowded House (who committed suicide in 2005) named Paul Hester. He was in an interview circa 1991 with Crowded House and they were joking around. Well, one of the members accidentally spilled beer on the bass player and the person who had beer all over him jokingly said "You're fired." and disappeared for a few minutes. He came back wearing a robe with his clothes underneath and a towel on his head. The other members good naturedly teased him and Paul said "Good morning dahling." in his cute Australian accent. He looked really hot in a crisp white dress shirt and black jeans on his thin body. A few minutes later he walked stiffly over to the camera saying "I'm really sorry Good Morning Today. I've got to go over there. I've pooed my pants." and walked kind of funny out of the room. The other members were saying "Oh man." He came back a few minutes later with nothing on except for a towel, sitting with his legs wide open. The other band members were facepalming, saying "This is our last interview." LOL! I don't know if he actually crapped his pants as he didn't look that embarrassed about it. If he did I think he would have been walking weirdly and had a really embarrassed look on his face. But, shit happens right?
Then the other night I had a dream about him actually having an accident. I was at a party and suddenly was called to do an interview with him. I was thrilled. We were doing the interview and suddenly he gets a pained, weird look on his face. I asked what was wrong. He said "Nothing, stomach is a little upset." Then suddenly I hear a really wet fart and a gross squelching noise and he gets a look of total embarrassment and disgust on his face. Then he says "I'm so sorry. Look, I've got to cancel the interview and take care of this." Then he gets up and runs out of the room with his hand on his cute bum. At that point I woke up so I don't know what else could have happened but I can imagine that would be embarrassing for anybody, let alone a celebrity, to crap or pee themselves in front of someone. Especially during an interview. It made me curious as to why I dreamt that though. Especially since I'm not turned on by pee and poop.
Speaking of my own bowel habits, I have still had trouble with my bowels despite eating healthily and drinking enough water. I finally went the other day (Sunday). It was a large load though I don't know how large it was, but apparently large enough that I clogged the toilet, which I rarely do. Quite embarrassing as our plunger is a little weird so I needed my husband's help to unclog it. Oops.
Happy pooping, hopefully!Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Bridget first welcome to the site and great story about you and your friend Selena getting revenge on your boss it sounds like you both had a good time doing it and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Sophia W great story.
To: Steve great story about your girlfriends big poop that she left for you to see.
To: Poppy-Olivia great story about your big poop in the park bathroom it sounds like it was a really good one to and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Bianca great poop story I look forward to your next one thanks.
To: Mina as always another great pooping story about you and your friends it sounds like you all had good poops and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Here's a thought im sure im not the only the one who would love to see a female eating champion poop after a contest I bet she would make some big poops I saw a story on the news about a woman who has won a few steak and other food eating contests I can just imagine her later on sitting on the toilet pushing out a massive poop probably enjoying the feeling it would great if one of them started posting here.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Anonymous
Two days after Easter, I woke up in the early hours of the morning feeling horribly ill. I don't know whether it was food poisoning from something that I'd eaten or drank, or whether I picked up a virus from somewhere, but it was absolutely dreadful regardless. Not long after waking up, I ran to the bathroom and emptied my stomach out in the toilet - the food that I had eaten the night before obviously hadn't passed through my system but just sat there waiting to be brought up. It was a relief to be sick because I had been feeling so nauseous; even though it was painful and tasted awful it still helped me to feel better and go back to sleep.
I slept through most of the day, and by that evening felt well enough to eat dinner. What a mistake that was: several hours later, whilst lying in bed, I became aware of an uncomfortable sensation of bubbling and sloshing in the lower part of my stomach. After passing wind several times I decided that I had best go to the bathroom in case of any sudden mishaps. It was fortunate that I did, because immediately after sitting down, out came a massive flood of diarrhoea. Even though I wasn't expecting it to happen, I was thankful that I'd not had an accident; if I had farted again or hadn't thought to get out of bed (both of which I nearly did) something horrible would have happened. My upset stomach lasted for the rest of that night and part of the next day...and it wasn't much fun at all.
I don't know what caused it, but I hope that nothing like it ever happens to me again.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Monica great story about your big poop on the balcony it sounds like it was a really good one and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Sophia W great poop story.
To: Shelly great story it sounds like that woman really had to go and I bet she great after getting that big poop out and it sounds like you and Nicole both had really great poops to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Brianna it sounds like you had a rough day.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this siteSteve A
Tried Something New And Survey
Hey everyone, I tried something new on Monday that may come in handy for next year's long band trips to football games, (if the schedule doesn't change), and maybe for future use.
I decided to pee in a bottle on the bus on my way home. I got the idea in my head randomly during the start of 8th period. I have 9 classes or periods in a normal school day. I already had to go pee since like the middle of 7th period, so I held it until 8th period was over. When the period was over, I finished my water bottle that was halfway full. After 9th was over, I bought an extra bottle half the size of my water bottle just in case the normal sized water bottle was going to overflow. I poured it out and got on my bus. And when the time came to pee in the bottle when no one was across or near me, I just couldn't do it since my fear of being caught and if it spilled because of a bump. So, I held it until I got off my stop. I was walking home and I decided to go into the bushes. I had trouble going since my body was uncomfortable going or something like that. I tried another bush and I had a little more success, but I still had some trouble finishing. I decided to finish at home and I was able to finish the rest of my pee easily.
I might try that again in the future.
Survey:
1. Would you do what I did if you were stuck on a bus and there were no bathrooms on it? You do have a bottle or 2 on you in this situation.
2. Do you think girls/women these days are more open about this stuff that we talk about on here?
3. What was the worst traffic that you've been in and did you an accident while waiting?
4. Do your bowel habits change when you go on a vacation/trip?
5. Do you have that fear of having an accident in public when you have to go in public?
oldpoop
Teachers in student bathrooms
I am now retired, but when I worked, my main occupation was teaching, mostly college (no separate faculty bathrooms) but most recently at a pre-K-through-12 combination pre-school, grade school, and high school. I taught there for four years and enjoyed it greatly; finally had to retire in part because of heart trouble and also because of the 60-mile round trip. The school was not large, possibly 200 or 250 students in all, and there were no separate faculty bathrooms. Since I was there, on average, from 6:15 or 6:30 in the morning to 4:00 or so in the afternoon, I would have to use the boys' bathroom on a daily basis, as did the other male teachers. My bowel habit was to have a movement early in the morning, sometimes at home, sometimes not till I got to school, occasionally as late as after the students' arrival. Often I would have another b.m. later in the day as well, sometimes after lunch. Obviously, students would be present at some of those times, a few of them also needing a bowel movement, in the neighboring stall. I'm not sure how happy they were to have me in the restroom with them, but they always knew I was there (and my b.m.'s were not usually silent), and it was a matter of course; everybody had to poop at some time, and they accepted my need as a given. I never "watched" or "monitored" the bathroom, though I would note and report the few times when some student would leave pee on the floor or some such thing. Occasionally I would find unflushed turds in one of the toilets, with or without paper (in the latter case the student had flushed, and the paper had gone down, but the turds were stuck; the toilets were only moderately strong); in such cases I would simply flush the toilet, and usually the poop would go down. Some of the turds left in the toilets were very large; some healthy kids had dropped them. I did not see unflushed toilets often, perhaps once or twice a month. I was very fortunate; my own turds always went down. But my using the boys' bathroom was a necessity, and everyone accepted it.
Catherine
To Brianna
Hi Brianna,
I am so sorry about your accident! I hope all is well, other than the mishap.
Love,
Catherine!
Monica
Quick poop story
This morning, my family was away and I was home alone. I got bored while watching tv and I knew they were going to be gone for a while longer, so when I had to poop, I went to the balcony to enjoy the view. I then decided to squat down and relaxed for a moment, then this turd started making it's way out and it ended being a much bigger pile than what I thought it would be. When I finished, I cleaned up the mess and pretended nothing has happened.Winnie the Poo
To Mina
Mina, your last story was great! So sweet the relationships you and your friends have! I laughed out loud several times while reading it. I wish I had friends like that!
Siford
Teachers in the guys bathrooms
Tlana and Poppy-Olivia have written about teachers using the student bathrooms. I'd like to answer Tlana's question with what I've seen in my school. Teachers will use the urinals and they will walk through the toilet section, but I've only seen one sit down and crap. And he wasn't taking the only available stall. I think one of the reasons is that there are very few cubicles with doors. So there's not much privacy. Also, since a lot of the guys piss hurriedly into the toilet without lifting the seat first, well the seat isn't in good enough shape to sit on. There have been homeroom announcements read about keeping the bathrooms clean, not hanging out in them, or letting members of the opposite sex in. So teachers might use it to piss and at the same time help patrol the bathroom. If I were a teacher, I would rather have a study hall or library patrol assignment rather than watching what's happening in the bathrooms.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Bridget first welcome to the site and great story about you and your friend Selena getting revenge on your boss it sounds like you both had a good time doing it and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Sophia W great story.
To: Steve great story about your girlfriends big poop that she left for you to see.
To: Poppy-Olivia great story about your big poop in the park bathroom it sounds like it was a really good one to and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Bianca great poop story I look forward to your next one thanks.
To: Mina as always another great pooping story about you and your friends it sounds like you all had good poops and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Here's a thought im sure im not the only the one who would love to see a female eating champion poop after a contest I bet she would make some big poops I saw a story on the news about a woman who has won a few steak and other food eating contests I can just imagine her later on sitting on the toilet pushing out a massive poop probably enjoying the feeling it would great if one of them started posting here.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Sophia W.
This Weekend
Hi everybody, I know I wrote a long time ago, but I had not much time and I could not use the internet in a while. On friday, I was in the public library and used the toiled there, it is very clean and not used often. I was the whole time alone and it felt great to releaf my very urgent pee. They have now sigle toilet paper leaves and the are already for a pee not so good, I won't like to know how they suit after a poop. That night friends of my sister had a sleepover and they blocked our bathroom for a time. I think the last of them did a poop, because it smelled strong, when I brushed my teeth. In the mornig I was lucky to be the first and i did my morning pee, but just when I sat down one of her friends knocked at the door and told me to hurry. i wasn't away from the door when I heard a very mushy poop. When every one was away I used the free time for my own need. Three logs of mid size went out of me. One of them did not flush well, because there were skid marks in the bowl and one large log, but no paper.
@ Wein Riley's Mom: Does you often let your daughter pee her pants?
@ Chloe B; I like your stories
VeeTwo
Guess what, my movements consistency changed again yesterday and they're back to hard single logs after a good month and a half of mushy movements. I noticed that my mucus also became a lot less watery than before, probably due to the anti allergy drugs i've started to take or due to the hotter weather. So i guess it plays its role.
BrianW
To Amy from Scotland:
Please tell us more stories about you and your sister I loved your first story
Shelly
Couples that poop together, stay together
Wow, I just witnessed the most unreal thing last weekend. It's Monday night and my heart is still racing from seeing such a moment only one could dream of!
I went camping with Nicole over the weekend. Our site was not too far from a young married couple in their 30's, who we met a few times but didn't catch much of them. The only time I really did was on Saturday morning. Nicole and I just finished cooking scrambled eggs and peppers for breakfast, when unsurprisingly, I felt the need to take a big dump afterwards. Nicole didn't feel much of an urge to go at the time, but decided to come along with me because she knows I mean everything to her and she wanted me safe while I would take a fat poop in the woods.
We walked in until we saw a flat patch and saw some thicker trees, so I decided that I would poo behind one of those trees. I pulled my sweatpants and undies off completely, then got into a squat. First, there was the pee, a short amber stream to dampen the ground. I peed earlier that morning at a different spot, so it wasn't long before my butthole started to expand, letting out a nice, thick turd that took its time easing out. Nicole was keeping watch for anything that may surprise us, but was mostly interested at me unloading a few thick, sticky logs onto the ground. My anus was stretched wide to let these out and it felt amazing being exposed in a usually private moment. I was close to finishing when I heard footsteps and rattling in the bushes where we came from. We both stayed hidden behind the trees while the rustling was coming to a stop and we hear a couple talking. A male voice said "I think this is okay, I don't see anything." Then I heard a female voice said "That's fine, I just gotta poop sooooo bad!!" as she wrestled with the buckle of her jeans.
I peer over the tree slightly as I see the two undoing their pants, yanking them off and throwing them and their undies aside. It was then I noticed they were my camping neighbors and felt a bit surprised but not shocked. The sad excuses for porta-potties they put nearby our site wouldn't cut it, so I could understand why they'd opt for Mother Nature instead. Then I realized that both of them bared their butts in front of my view, only about 50 feet in front of me without them knowing, and they held each others' hands as they squatted and started wetting the ground with a modest stream of pee. I was fixated on the man's ass and dangling penis letting out a stream as he aimed it downward with his left hand. I switched focus to the woman as the man's stream was dying to see her progress. Her slightly tanned butt started to let out a thick turd, and then she started to grunt and heave a bit as she had slight difficulty getting it out. She let go of husband's hand to concentrate on letting this thing out, and then he started to poop himself. His anus was easier on him as he pushed out a nice long log that averaged 10" into the grass below him. Another log followed shortly afterward and broke off at about 8 inches, then he eased up and finished with a thick 3" chunk. He stayed squatting and held off on wiping, instead shifting his focus on his wife, who was squatting and still inching a giant shit out of her thick tanned butt. It was unbelievable watching such a couple committed to their relationship by taking some adventurous risks, and pooping outside in the woods was the perfect way for these two to express their trust and vulnerability with each other. The woman heaved while the man moved his hands toward her stomach and lower back to help massage and alleviate the tension. It started inching faster and she slightly welped when a thick, over 2" wide and well over a foot long, crashed out of her bottom and slammed on the grass. She sighed as she got ready for a wave of 6 softer, 4 to 5" turds to top it all off. She was feeling immense relief after that slight constipation episode, and by the time her last turd dropped, her cute balloon knot was soiled and needed a cleaning. But her man had finished first so she took the roll of TP, tore off a few squares, and guided it along his hairy crack. He was pretty messy and then decided to leave the rest for the river. It was then his turn as he took a wad of tp and wiped up his wife's vagina and anus, making sure no trace of poop was left behind. I then slid back into the trees as they started to stand up and waited until they left before we do anything. But then I realized that Nicole snuck off a bit out of my view. I called her name out and she said "Over here Shell" as I saw her squatting behind me with a thick log hanging out of her anus. She said she had to go real bad and didn't want to risk getting caught (unlike me), so she went to poop on a secluded rotting log. After she eased out two thick 12 inchers and a smaller 4" log, I got to wipe her stinky butt. I then realized that I still had a deed to do, so I inched my sweats and undies down to expose my still dirty butt to her. She tore off some TP and wiped me well. We then returned to our campsite to continue our day right after seeing such an experience.
It may seem weird how a natural bodily act that causes a stinky mess can bring people closer, but when you've done that, barriers fall and you know you can reveal anything to your significant other. Life is wonderfully crazy!
Brianna
procrastination did me in again...
Whoops.
Today I messed up, literally. I had A LOT on my plate at work and was swamped all day. I remember first needing to poop at lunch but I promptly ignored it. I worked straight through the rest of the day then finally got in the car to go home. I was a quarter of the way home when my stomach started to hurt and I quickly became desperate to get to the toilet. I squeezed my cheeks tight, causing me to get a wedgie. I was wearing full cut cotton panties with white and light gray stripes, and khaki colored slacks that were a thin comfortable material but they are a little tight. So...yeah..it wasn't gonna be pretty.
It felt like I was driving with a big rock on my stomach and I could just feel my cheeks keep parting a little when my load would try to push out. I started to panic because I could see traffic up ahead and there was no where to pull off yet. At that point I pretty much came to the horrifying realization that I was almost certainly about to poop in my pants in the car.
Sure enough, I spent maybe 5 minutes in traffic fighting to keep my cheeks clenched before I lost control of myself. I ripped a loud wet fart as hot squishy poop exploded into my panties with a gushing sound. Because I had a wedgie I could tell a good amount of poop escaped my panties and went directly into my slacks, which sucked. Other than that, it was just a massive, soft load that really spread through my underwear. I sat there in shock and disgust and it just felt hot and wet under my butt. It wasn't over though and I continued having more wet farts followed by waves of soft poop adding to the mess in my pants. It was really bad. Especially because even though I felt like I had pooped a ton I still felt really uncomfortable like I still had to go more but I couldn't, so that in addition to sitting in messy pants in the car made for a very unpleasant drive the rest of the way home. When I finally got home and into the house the damage was as bad as you could expect. The seat of my pants was just stained brown, and the stain was darker on my upper legs and between my thighs where it was outside of my underwear. The lighter part of the stain just covered the entire back of my pants in the area between my panty lines and the waistband at the top, but it tapered off going up towards my back. It would have been impossible to hide if it happened in public...
It probably took me about an hour or so to clean myself up, get my clothes taken care off and attempt to clean my car seat, and the entire time I just couldn't stop reliving the awful moment where you first lose it and it made me think about my past accidents too. I called my sister a little while ago to talk, and I didn't intend to bring it up, but of course I wound up telling her I pooped myself for the 3rd time in the past year. She teased me about it at first then acted sympathetic and told me it sounded like it was just poor planning on my part trying to hold it all day and make it through traffic. I agreed, but old habits die hard...
Brianna
Anonymous
Two days after Easter, I woke up in the early hours of the morning feeling horribly ill. I don't know whether it was food poisoning from something that I'd eaten or drank, or whether I picked up a virus from somewhere, but it was absolutely dreadful regardless. Not long after waking up, I ran to the bathroom and emptied my stomach out in the toilet - the food that I had eaten the night before obviously hadn't passed through my system but just sat there waiting to be brought up. It was a relief to be sick because I had been feeling so nauseous; even though it was painful and tasted awful it still helped me to feel better and go back to sleep.
I slept through most of the day, and by that evening felt well enough to eat dinner. What a mistake that was: several hours later, whilst lying in bed, I became aware of an uncomfortable sensation of bubbling and sloshing in the lower part of my stomach. After passing wind several times I decided that I had best go to the bathroom in case of any sudden mishaps. It was fortunate that I did, because immediately after sitting down, out came a massive flood of diarrhoea. Even though I wasn't expecting it to happen, I was thankful that I'd not had an accident; if I had farted again or hadn't thought to get out of bed (both of which I nearly did) something horrible would have happened. My upset stomach lasted for the rest of that night and part of the next day...and it wasn't much fun at all.
I don't know what caused it, but I hope that nothing like it ever happens to me again.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Bridget
Leaving a present for our boss
Hi I'm Bridget. Me and my friend, Selena, are in our late teens and had been working at this local corner store part time for several months to earn some extra money.
Sadly our boss on the hand had been making our job pretty difficult because he always seem to put a lot of the work on us while he seem to do nothing but play in his office all the time, even when things got a little busy and needed his help. Recently, we decided we weren't gonna take it anymore and came up with a plan. Last Friday, he said he was going somewhere for the weekends and wanted us to close the store and to just kept it closed over the weekend. This was a window of opportunity for us to execute our plan.
After he left early on Friday and we still had a couple more hours left before we were suppose to close the store. Upon closing, we started to implement our plan. Our plan was that since he treated us like crap, that's what he was gonna get. One of the items the store had in stock were these enema kits and we debated on which one of us should use it and eventually it came down to her because she hasn't been able to go for the past couple days. After we've made sure the store were closed and such, we've paid for a kit, and started preparing for it. After going to his office, she prepared herself on his comfy seat by kneeing on it backwards, then we've spent the past several minutes administering about 2 liters of water, which she find it a little harder to hold then she originally realized. After finishing, she held it in for several minutes while we chit chatted. Then when she felt like she could barely hold it in anymore, I grabbed a seat and prepared for what was about to happen. She hopped back onto the seat and hovered her ass over the computer desk. She then relaxes and at first, a small few squirts of water came out, then commented on how her bowels is having a storm in there, then her stomach started gurgling a bit, then suddenly a small wave of water came pouring out, she suddenly said: "I can feel it.....oh god, here it comes!!!*. A few blobs of wet solid poop came flopping out, then she slightly adjusted her legs apart a little bit while a violent wet fart came, followed by a huge wave of watery poop spraying all over the table and the keyboard and as soon as it started spraying everywhere, she let out a relieving moan: "AAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.*. It didn't take long before all that was all over the table and started to spill over onto the floor.
I started laughing because she seemed to be enjoying this, then she jokingly told me to shut it and that it really does feel good reliving herself like this. After several minutes, she was finally finished "redecorating" his office. She jumped off the chair and avoided the splatter of mess she had made, then both agreed that this feels pretty satisfying while laughing about it.
Well it doesn't stop there tho, I also had to poop and intentionally held it in for an entire day. I decided to pull my panties off and hopped onto his chair as well and add onto her pile. I hovered my butt over the table, then slowly relaxed while this fatty turd started to make it's way out. I sighed of relief because I've been personally waiting for this all day. She giggled while commenting: "Hmmm.... yup, that's poop!". I actually laughed more than I should when she said that. After that fatty long turd flopped out, a couple of snakes followed behind it before finishing it. After all that, his table was basically ruined.
After we were finished our business there, we pulled our panties and pants back on and left like if nothing has happened.
The result? Well..... lets just say it obviously led to us in need of a new employment after receiving a pretty interesting message from a certain someone on Monday morning.
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed what happened. Happy reading.Sophia W.
This Weekend
Hi everybody, I know I wrote a long time ago, but I had not much time and I could not use the internet in a while. On friday, I was in the public library and used the toiled there, it is very clean and not used often. I was the whole time alone and it felt great to releaf my very urgent pee. They have now sigle toilet paper leaves and the are already for a pee not so good, I won't like to know how they suit after a poop. That night friends of my sister had a sleepover and they blocked our bathroom for a time. I think the last of them did a poop, because it smelled strong, when I brushed my teeth. In the mornig I was lucky to be the first and i did my morning pee, but just when I sat down one of her friends knocked at the door and told me to hurry. i wasn't away from the door when I heard a very mushy poop. When every one was away I used the free time for my own need. Three logs of mid size went out of me. One of them did not flush well, because there were skid marks in the bowl and one large log, but no paper.
@ Wein Riley's Mom: Does you often let your daughter pee her pants?
@ Chloe B; I like your stories
Very surprised
Well I sure wasn't expecting this today..
I always have to poop at the same time everyday and it always interferes with practice. We had a game today and before it was time to play I pooped in the bathrooms that were open. I was good after that and when I got home I was gassy but didn't really feel like I had to go. About an hour after I got home I sat down to address some letters and I feel a fart coming on so I wait for it to build up a little bit and push slightly. Then watery poop forces it's way into my pants with no warning. No cramps no nothing. I quickly check the seat I was sitting in and walk to the bathroom. I knew it was bad before I pulled down my pants. It is all over my underwear and the back of my spandex and uniform shorts. I take everything off and save what I can while I am sitting on the toilet and having more liquid poor out of me. This is the most bizarre bathroom related incident that has happened to me..
Tlana
Poppy-Olivia's story
Overall, what do you guys think should happen if a teacher and a student arrive at the same time in a bathroom where only one toilet is not being used? Should the teacher get to use it first? In most cases, isn't there a faculty lounge and bathroom available to them?
When I was back in middle school we had this history teacher who used the stall right next to me. She sat right down for one of the noisiest wees I had ever heard, slammed her door hard when she opened it and left without washing her hands. I came out of my stall just as she left the bathroom so she didn't see me. The tardy bell rang just as I got to the classroom door, so I made a good decision not to stop and wash my hands. Well she went into a rant about how badly we were taking care of the bathrooms, how dirty they were, said we were like pigs or something like that, and threw a real guilt trip out onto us. This guy behind me was snickering the whole time (she probably ranted for 2 or 3 minutes) and pointed out to me that she was dragging a piece of tiolet paper about a foot long from one of her heels. In talking about it at lunch that day our group was mostly in agreement that if she doesn't want to use the student bathrooms, she should use the teacher ones. None of us was brave enough to tell her what was stuck on her heel.Victoria B.
Back to normal
Thanks for all the responses! The diarrhea has ran its course and I've been feeling fine since. It passed within a few days and I've had solid motions since, so I imagine that I must've eaten something sketchy. I'm back to dropping my normal long, thick bombs at my previous interval. The external toilet doesn't always accommodate my internal plumbing the best, but what matters is that my body feels right. There's nothing like the warm, full feeling I get before (and curiously after) a nice, relaxing poop. I'd write more, but that same feeling just greeted me and now it's time to go visit the bathroom!Amy
to JW: Aw Thank You! ehm we are sort of the same yeah. We both usually eat the same things for Dinner and stuff so if we've both had a big meal or a take-away then we know that we'll both need a poo in the near future. Constipation is an extremely rare thing for us so we're never really constipated at the same time. We tend to suffer from diarrhea slightly more often which we do tend to have at the same time unfortunately. It's never nice when we're like both fighting each other for the toilet and both have sore stomachs.
To BrianW: Yeah I hear big splashes every time I hear Lisa's poo hit the toilet water. Very occasionally she'll do a poo where she can only push a tiny little bit out meaning there's no big splashes but just little pops. Mine are just the same really.
To Phil: I'll ask her and see what she says to it.
Amy
Need to go
No TP at work
I went to take my daily dump at work yesterday. The mens room consists of 5 stalls and three urinals. The room was empty when I entered and took the second stall. I go commando and dropped my pants to the floor proceeded to shit and a coworker came in to piss. He finished pissing and proceeded to wash his hands. I finished and began to wipe only to find that the rolls only had a tiny strip left. i am hairy so the tiny strip would be far from enough. I yelled out hey buddy. He turned to the stall and looked through the space between the door. I said theres no paper in here can you grab me some from the next stall? He said no problem and grabbed a bunch off the roll and handed it to me from over the top of the stall and left. I finished the paperwork and went back to work.Poppy-Olivia
Poo At The Park
So, I was walking my dog Snoopy at the park when all of a sudden I got the urge to poo. I calculated how long I had till I would have an accident and I gave myself about 7 minutes. That wasn't enough time to walk back home so I decided to just stop at the park bathrooms which were about 5 minutes away. It was cutting it close but I was desperate. By the time I got to the bathroom I was bursting for a poo. I took snoopy in with me and tied him th the stall that I rushed into. I was the only one in the bathroom by the way. I sit down and a very large log comes crackling out of me. Then I pee. After I pee I pass another large log which crackles out of me and I feel empty. I had to wipe several times to get myself clean. I then flushed, untied Snoopy, and washed my hands. I continued my walk and "lived happily ever after", for now.
Bye Bye,
Poppy-Olivia
Bianca
Hello
I had a pretty wonderful day today! I did something today that's beginning to be a favorite activity. After work, I played my favorite song from my Winnie The Pooh cd (Friends Forever). It's an upbeat Scottish tune. I mentioned getting this album in an earlier post. I also did 2 poops today. One was slightly larger than the other, but the second poop was the smallest. It consisted of a few pieces. I got a little gassy after lunch, too. There seemed to be some things said at work some time ago about someone who didn't wipe well, but I was never told who it was. Whoever the culprit was, they sure made the place stinky! I thought it was sort of a stale poop smell. To me, when someone doesn't wipe well, I don't want to sit next to them. I don't mind the smell of poop if someone's doing it in the toilet, but smelling it next to someone while you're working is kinda gross! Anyway, I didn't have to poop anymore today. My evening is going great, and I just finished playing Friends Forever for the second time today (I downloaded the song that time). Speaking of wiping again, I bet some of you don't like it when it smells strongly of skid marks. Bye, and happy pooping to all of you!
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Erin (Rileys Mom) as always another great story it sounds like a good pee and good poop as well and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Poppy-Olivia great story it sounds like you and that teacher both had really good poop and it sounds like Ms Melanie was having a rough day and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Chloe B as always another great story it sounds like you and Amanda both had really good poops and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Mystery Poster great catch with that woman trucker pooping.
To: Annie as always another great pooping story it sounds like had a really good poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Mina
Sorry I have been away long time. Busy! Japan is busy busy busy country, especially April and December.
To Megan: Many people say it is not ladylike to do a poo. My friend Kazuko suffer very much because her mother so strict about that. Like you, she doesn't mind where she do motions. At home, she doesn't like, but workplace, my flat, our friend Hisae's flat, department store, all those OK, though she says, my flat is best. (Hisae gave her little push on shoulder, but actually she agree, my loo is little bit nicer, more space.)
But you know Megan, I not sure about not ladylike. My friend Maho is very beautiful and graceful woman. She goes into loo with gentle step, pulls down jeans and panties in graceful movement, sits down on loo bowl like princess, does her wee with upper body not moving, then slowly start to push, never rush. Her stomach goes in and out always same pace, and she doesn't make much grunt noise. Usually her first motion is very hard, but if someone is with her, she gives little smile between her push. She often move forward with graceful movement, if we look at back (I look sometimes) we can see first motion coming out slowly, slowly, little bit more,little bit more, sometimes go back little bit, but Maho only sit there and never try to force. Finally motion come out and into loo water with floomph noise, and Maho gently relax muscles. Then she push again, of course slowly. So graceful, like ballet dancer! (But I have never seen ballet dancer do motion on stage.) And after second motion come out, she push again, same pace same strong, and motions come out more easily, but never fast, soon there is rhythm, plop-plop-plop-plop-plop. At the end just some very little ones. But still same pace. then she pushes washlet button and shower spray wash her bottom, she moves her body gracefully, so bottom wash well, and then hot air button, and she move gracefully so bottom dry well, and then she take paper with right hand (poor Maho, loo paper is her right, so she transfer to left hand, she is left-handed) and she wipes sitting down, raise side of bottom little bit with graceful movement, she never wipes standing and never wipes bottom from front after I say to her it is danger. Then flush with graceful movement of left hand (flush lever is left side of person sitting down) and get up graceful movement, pull up panties and jeans graceful movement, wash her hands gracefully and glide out of loo. If she needs to close door, always close quietly.
We say to her, "Maho why you always so graceful?" But she says, "I'm not graceful, this is way I always do. And I think you are graceful!" But then we all look at Hisae and she starts laugh. Hisae is short and bit round, bob hair and round face and bottom is two perfect round melons with hole in between. She is not graceful and she know that, but she is SOOOO CUTE! Her loo style is very funny, she ????s her perfect bottom on loo, make big noise at once, before wee. And almost smile, smile , smile except when she cry because stupid ex boyfriend. But her way of wiping bottom is graceful like Maho, we tell her, and she believe that and smile warm smile at us.
Me and Kazuko, I don't know. We don't try to be graceful (But Maho also don't try, it is natural way). I love my friends so when Kazuko does motions in front of me, I don't think about graceful, to me Kazuko is beautiful whatever she does, and beautiful all the time, just like Maho and Hisae.
Sometimes I read on this site about husband write about time his beautiful wife did motions in front of him. So often husband is a full of love. One Chinese wife did 18 big motions I think, but husband never say not ladylike, just love and love and love and flush and wipe her bottom (husband said it is beautiful bottom). So nice husband! I don't want marry, but if I meet man like that, maybe….
I read question about colour of anus. Me and my friends we laughed very much. We are Asian so skin is yellow, actually not yellow really because we are not colour of lemon or banana, but we are less pink than European. We see anus of friends very often because when we have tough motion, friends put cream in anus we can see little bit. Kazuko and Hisae have anus which is dark pink, with strong hint of brown, maybe coffee brown. Me too, because Kazuko inspected me and Hisae together and she said same colour. But Maho's anus is darker, but still same blend of pink and brown. Interested thing, inside of lady part is same color as inside of anus!
We talk about that and laugh and laugh and laugh more and Hisae laughed too much and had to go to loo! She sat down ungraceful and made big noise and then she shouted, "now my anus is yellow-brown!" We ran to loo and gave her punch and she laughed more and her bottom made big noise again. Hisae is oldest in us, three months older than Kazuko, but she is most girl-like of us, little-girl-like, not lady-like. Her birthday next week and we will have party, we will go to an izakaya that is Japanese pub, and then come my flat for nijikai, that is second party. Maybe we have fun time in loo next morning. Of course we all sleep my flat over night.
I hope you enjoy to hear our funny life. We enjoy! Before I found this site, we never thought, it is so big fun to go to loo.
Love to all you from my friends and me.
MinaMr. Clogs
Had to squat to poop
I woke up with the urge to poop which is rare. So after I brushed my teeth, the urge began to grow. I went back to bathroom to do my business. I had to pee first, so I peed first into the toilet then I sat on the bowl. I couldn't get myself to poop only a small golf ball sized turds came out. I then proceeded to squat over the floor to push out the remainder. The poop came out with minimal effort, the turds were nice and firm only 6 inches in length made it with some toilet paper to place on the floor. I dumped it in the toilet and I felt another wave of poop hit me again. So I put more toilet paper and got back into the squatting position. Little effort was used to get the last bit of poop out of my system. Now I feel completely empty and wiped and flushed the poop and my golden morning pee down the drain. I might try squatting more often.
--Mr. ClogsYesterday at a resting area in the country side I saw a female truck driver squat to take a dump in the bushes. She was squatting low down but when she wiped she stood up. I have never seen an adult woman take a dump before. She did not cover her poop and afterwards I saw that she had done two quite huge logs.
VeeTwo
To Victoria B.
It could also have been a matter of changing seasons. Season related issues are much more common now due to environmental pollution. I personally suffer post nasal drip in this time of the year, having a slightly deviated nasal septum and a slight allergy, and also headaches on the first warm days. This year my allergy issues started fairly early on - i started having my drip early as the first days of March, unlike the usual first warm days of May.
From March on, my bowel movements changed consistency and i even tried to pull a five days hold stunt myself (a really hard thing to accomplish if you're male, let me tell you). The resulting movement was still mushy (in its end though). I'm starting to think all the drained snot may be the cause and my medic told me the same. My average movements are harder in the rest of the year. I never had diarrhea though, i've got fairly iron guts.