Jess
my twin girls
hi, it's been a while since I last posted, but I'm back with a story about my identical twin girls Mia and Mika that are 7, they look just alike, if it wasn't for there different hair lengths I'd have a hard time telling them apart at first glance, hehe, Mia gets her hair cut short hair that goes to a bit before her shoulders, and Mika has real long hair that goes to about her tailbone.
anyways, I was taking a shower when, Mia knocks on the door and asks me if she can come in and poo and I tell her "Sure, come on in I'm about done anyways." and she comes in, I couldn't hear anything as I finish up in the shower though and step out about a minute later and see her sitting on toilet and can hear her slightly peeing as I grab my towel and dry myself off then I then I heard her fart loudly and she looks at me and giggles I could slightly hear a slow crackling sound, and then the door opens and in runs Mika and when she see us she says "Sorry I didn't know anyone was in here", I ask her if she has to use the toilet and she says "yeah, I have to go number 2 really bad" I tell her "you'll have to wait for her sister to finish, can you hold it?" and she tells me "I don't think so, I have to go really really big" I so I tell her "you can use Makayla's potty chair if you really have to go" she then says "ok" and goes over to it and pulls down her skirt shorts and panties I hear her fart as she pulls them down then she hurriedly sits down and I hear her fart again and then I hear her sigh then a small moment latter I hear a loud klonk sound of her poo hitting the bottom, then she starts peeing and then a moment latter I hear Mia telling the toilet paper roll is empty as she hops of the toilet and I go over to the cabinet by the toilet and get some toilet paper and hand it to Mia and I see 3 or 4 poos floating in the toilet she wipes herself and flushes then, Mika said "can I move over to the toilet since she's done?" I tell her of course you can, so she gets up and then climbs on the toilet, I happen to look in the potty chair and see a big chunk of poo in the bottom of it with pee, I hear Mika fart again and hear more crackling as I'm doing stuff, then after a while she hops off the toilet and she wipes her self, I tell her not to worry about flushing it, that I'll flush after I empty the potty chair into it. she tells ok, I then go grab the potty chair to empty it go over to the toilet then I see her climbing back on the toilet hearing her fart as she does so, then I hear more crackling then so I wait for her to get done and see her trying to push out more then she gets off again and see in the toilet a long poo coming out of the drain hole and 2 or 3 poo about 4" long next to it then another long one that was about 10" floating over it all, I ask her if shes done, and she tells me "yeah", so she wipes again and then I empty the potty chair and flush it.Helen
Huge poo.
Hey everyone,my name is Helen, I am 17 and have shoulder length brown hair. I am known for my looks and my butt. So this story happened about a week ago. I was really constipated and had not pooed in a week. It was a Sunday and I decided I should try to poop since I was so bloated. So I went in to the bathroom and lowered my pants to about knee height. I sat down and could feel a ton of poop in my body that wanted to come out. I had been sitting on the toilet for 1 hour when I decided to go into the bathtub to try and loosen things up, it worked because I became very gassy and repeatedly farted. I got out because I could feel it coming out and sat down on the toilet. I fartwd three times and it suddenly all dropped out of my body with a long crackle. It was a good 12 inches long.
Chloe B
Airport poop
So last week me and my sister and brother with my mom all flew up to see my grandparents for the week. As we got to the airport it was really busy and I had just had lunch and was in jeans tennis shoes and a tee shirt. We went through security for about 45 minutes and I began to develop the urge to poop. After went through everything we got to our terminal and were supposed to wait until our flight. My urge really was kinda big so I asked my mom if I could go to the bathroom and she decided that we all should go before the flight. So we all went into the ladies room and it was packed! So many people pooping and peeing! We found 2 open stalls next to each other and so me and my sister took one while my brother who is 4 was in with my mom. My sister was up first. The stall was small so I was practically right in front of her she pulled down her pants and pink undies and started to pee. She said her stomach kinda hurt and that it might take a while as she let out a big thud of a fart. Next door my brother just had to pee so he was done and mom took his place as she sat on the toilet and also started to poop. My stomach really hurt at this point but I think I could last my sister was still dropping logs and farting as someone next to us took the stall. My sister was almost done and started to wipe and my mom let out a big frrrrpppppp of fart! My sis was done so I finally got to poop! I pulled down my jeans and panties and began to let out some logs! I had a first series where 2 medium sized logs shot out and I let out a fart. My sister was complaining of the smell and she blamed it on me when it was her! The person next to us was still pooping but didn't make any noises. My mom wiped and flushed and told us she'd wait for us outside. As I was still on the toilet I let out 3 more long turds. I wiped 4 times and pulled up my panties and pants. After I washed my hand my sister dropped something and sent to pick it up and in front of everyone she showed them her Hanes panties bc she didn't pull her pants up good enough! I told her what happened and she looked so embarrassed! Well thats the story I'll have more to come! Bye!
Jess
Camping huge shit
Okay I was camping the toilet there was a small portable camping toilet.
I had been there for 4 days and was holding off using it because there was no privacy
And it did not look verry inviting . On the 4rth day after breakfast I started getting realy realy bad stomach cramps I could feel a shit ready to bust out. I tryed to ignore it but I had to go I ran to the toilet when I got there a young girl was sitting on it groning and holding her stomach and farting she looked at me as she let out a huge fart and shit and groned and grabbed her stain ache and said pleaseeee give me 10 mins. I said I can't hold on much longer I was holding my ass and stomach. She was realy having a bad time I went for a 1 min walk then I had to turn back I said please I'm going to shit myself she said ok ok. When she got off she had filled the hole bowl with a nasty shit she said sorry about that I think I'm sick I did not care I ripped my pants off shit started coming out my ass before I'd even sat down lots of loud farts and blasting creamy turds poured out I could feel it. On my ass the bowl was compleatly full and I wasn't finished I lifted my ass up just a bit and continued it was one of them shits that makes you feel sick a man came to use to toilet looked at me shitting my ass off and turned right around I couldn't help it I had 4 days worth of shit to get out verry embarresingMaria
What come in will come out
Hey everyone been awhile hope all is well, my pre- thanksgiving story , yesterday while at work I felt the need to go so I walked in the bathroom, closed door and locked it, pull down my down my skirt and panties to ankles and sat on toilet spreaded my legs apart, began to pass gas and my hole opens up began to poop , splash splash splash starts to pee feeling good what's happening put my hands on my hips , poop some more, splash splash splash , feeling relieved I hit up Deisse see how she coming along in her pregnancy stage, and she gave me some tips for me as I'm in early but getting close to 2nd trimester and she almost getting to her due date , but I'm eating more meats now I guess it's part of my craves cause I ate two chesse burgers and no they was not vegatable burger this time, but anyway , so after talking awhile it began to hurt sitting on toilet without anything else to come out, I end up telling her I need to wipe so I call her later, so I wiped 5 times front to back always nasty if any woman do the opposite , after seeing the time I was in bathroom 30 mins when I pulled up my clothing and washed my hands , and my boss came in asked me if I was okay I said yes just needed some advice plus had to go , he said hey take your time no hurry my speach be just fine, and we see where it goes from there, well that's all for now I'm sleepy Marcus be here shortly before gametime , hope everyone have a safe but great holidayAnnie
Sharted...again. And huge dump
Hi all. Haven't really had much going on in the bowel department for a while until yesterday. Had a major urge to go while talking to someone on Skype yesterday afternoon. Afterwards I rushed to the bathroom, grabbed the Garfield comic, pulled down my pj pants and undies and sat on the toilet. Then with a gentle push a giant load came out. I was finished within a minute. Stood up to wipe and check out my creation since I hadn't gone properly in a few days. Well, the toilet was LOADED, front to back with a giant soft shit! Not quite a log but not diarrhea either! Needless to say my stomach is much softer.
Today when I got up and started making tuna salad after going to the bathroom (pee-I didn't feel an urge to poop) I felt the urge to fart so I did. BIG MISTAKE! You'd think I'd learn from what happened last week while going out for breakfast (the shart out in public). Nope! Like I said, I felt no urge to poop so I assumed it would be safe to let the fart out. Not at all! A loud wet bubbly PBBBBBFFFFFTTT fart came out immediately followed by a warm, wet, gross feeling in the seat of my underwear. My husband heard it as he was only about a foot away from me at the microwave and looked over at me. The look on my face and saying "uh oh." said it all. My husband said "Oh damn, right when I need to poop too." as I waddled out of the room and up the stairs to grab clean underwear and pants from our drawer. Immediately went into the bathroom to finish going in the toilet and to clean myself and my undies as quickly as I could so my husband could use the toilet. All that came out of me were a few little flakes so obviously most of the load came out in my pants...a very noisy load too that stunk like rotten eggs. Blech. One wipe told me this one was too messy and that I needed a shower to clean myself up. Immediately took my pants off which luckily were unsoiled, my shirt and sweatshirt and took my underwear off as carefully as possible and went into the shower. Turned the water on cold first to deal with the mess in my underwear. Most of the mess came out and just left a gross mustard-coloured stain in my panties which luckily wasn't too bad of a mess. Then I turned the water on warm to clean my bum. Afterwards I dried off and redressed and left the bathroom so hubby could use it. Hubby looked at my pants and asked "Did you mess your pants?" since I was wearing different pj pants. I said no, but I wanted to wear clean ones anywhere. He made a joke about me being OCD and then made an Angry Grandpa joke (internet celebrity who is an angry old man who frequently farts and shits himself lol). I laughed with him since I wasn't as embarrassed anymore. My husband has witnessed a few of my sharting incidents and knows about my pants messing accidents, if I have them so he's used to it by now. He went to go poop and I used the stain remover spray and some detergent to scrub the stain out of my cute purple polka dot undies.
Sunday, November 23, 2014
John H
Comments for Jade and John B
Hi all.
Some responses in this post.
@Jade, Sharting sure is no fun as it is normally very soft messy poop that if not cleaned up will do a lot of damage even if there is only a small amount.
I think its cool that you never have sharted and hope that continues for you but it will prob happen at some stage as everyone can get caught off guard from time to time.
I would say the average size of my poops would be around a 6 or 7.
In terms of smell I would say that my poops are generally pretty smelly, prob would put the smellometer at around 8 haha.
If like John B I have been eating curry and drinking beer then a very smelly load the next day is a guarantee lol.Like you I really enjoy a good large solid poop that takes its time to come out but I do sometimes have softer dumps.
My last live post was an example of a softer dump.
I know what you mean about a softer poop clearing you out from time to time.
I hope you do get the chance to hear a man dropping a log soon haha.
To answer your general question about listening to other people going to the toilet increasing your own need, I would guess that this is more of an issue for women as men don't have to cue up to use toilets to often.
Not to say this never happens but it would be more common for girls as men can use urinals to pee which doesn't take to much time ad that also means that the toilets will be free for those men who need a poo as most men that only need a pee wont use a toilet.
Thanks for your questions and I have some more for you lol.
How long on average do you spend on the toilet pooping at home? Do you spend the same amount of time pooping in a public bathroom or do you try to be quicker?
When did you last hold a poo and how long did you hold it for?
When you are holding a poo, how do you deal with peeing?
Do you find it easy to pee while holding a poo?
Do you ever hold your pee or is it just your poo you like to hold?
Hope thats not to many questions lol.
Take care.
@John B, Thanks for responding and keep the posts coming.
Thats no problem that the post didn't make it.
That can happen for one reason or another from time to time.
If you get around to reposting it thats cool but iff you haven't the time thats fine too.
Take care.
Take care all,
John H.
kmd
To Jessica - comment and questions
Liked your story about the couple of big logs you had to release after waiting for your flatmate Lena. Sounds as though you had run out of pre-pooping farts by the time Lena came out of the shower - 25 minutes must have seemed like ages in your situation. Must have been a big relief judging by your description of your anus opening as you were getting seated on the loo. My guess is your flatmate Lena had a sudden urge to poop just after you went into the loo.
Prior to you using the loo did you have a feeling of pressure in your stomach or rectum - or both?
Did you get to hear Lena poop after she went to the loo?
Hope to hear more stories from you.
Natalie x - Liked your posts about the train poop and the more recent one about the gym poop. Don't worry about clogging public toilets - it really is no big deal. Cleaners are used to these situations. If the poop won't flush after one try then it's best just to leave it - especially if the water rises. Hope to hear more...
Jemma - glad you made it to the loo in time sounds like you really had to poop and had some distance to go to get to the nearest loos.
Hi - I noticed you mentioned you hadn't yet heard a boy or man using the toilet so I thought I'd recount an experience I recently witnessed. I do voluntary work at some weekends that involves cleaning at a local charity organisation. They have a cafe and small restaurant with toilet facilities located in a stand-alone building. My duties include cleaning the toilets. The ladies and gents are connected by a corridor and there is a cleaning cupboard adjacent to the ladies. The doors of both the ladies and gents are always kept open.
Last week I had just about finished cleaning the gents toilet when one of the chefs came in quickly. He is a friendly young guy in his early twenties with dark hair and a short goatee beard. He smiled as I was leaving after cleaning the urinal and went into the single cubicle and quickly pushed the door shut - he was in a big hurry.
Just after I heard him sit down I heard a HUGE gassy fart which sounded like Bbbbbrrrrrrppppppppppp...bbbbrrrrrpppppppppppppp accompanied by what sounded like mud landing in the pan for a only a couple of seconds. The farts continued but were no longer accompanied by the sound of poo landing in the water. They were extremely loud and I could easily hear them several yards down the corridor when I opened the cleaning cupboard i.e. just outside the ladies! The farting continued for at least two minutes almost non-stop. I felt sorry for the guy as he obviously had a huge amount of gas to get rid of. It sounded as thoug he didn't have to do much poo - it was almost all gas and the sound effects were spectacular (talk about rattling the rafters LOL). I didn't want to embarrass him so I waited until he had finished before rechecking the gents. Strangely, there was relatively little smell (considering the size and volume of his farts) and the toilet pan was still clean.
Like your stories and responses BTW Jade - hope to hear more from you.
kmdDude in distress
Continued
My friend overheard me straining and struggling and asked me what was wrong. When I told him I couldn't get my poo out- he was like "yeah that has happened to me before. You just have to push as hard as you can. It hurts- but you will feel better right away. Ha! If he only knew!
Dude In Distress
Terri
S2 nights ago a friend was staying at my place and I was HORRIBLY constipated. I had struggled for over an hour before I finally had a half inch of poo sticking out. It was sooo hard and I couldn't get it out any further. I sat back and relaxed- but it wouldn't go back in!Linda
Post Title (optional) Hemarrhoids
I was wondering what sort of treatment people use for hemarrhoids?? I've had a very painful hemarrhoid this week, from being so constipated. It was the type that protrude out, on the outside of the anus. I've had that type before and the internal type. It started off not too bad, just protruded out for a day or two and it was a bit sore. Then it went away for a few days but it came back again, after I had an extremely difficult pooping session (I've been very, very constipated lately) It VERY sore and it hurt so much!!! Pooping was excrutiating for me. It bled whenever I pooped (which was even less than usual because it was my anus was sore) and I became even more constipated. I went 6 days without pooping!!!
I didn't go to the doctor because I wanted to try some home remedies first. I read online that nappy rash cream (or diaper rash cream) helps soothe hemarrhoids. So I bought some at the supermarket. I put it on that night before bed. I was amazed at how well it worked. It soothed my hemarrhoid and it got rid of the pain. It also reduced the size and after a few days of applying the cream, its almost gone. The pain has gone away completely too. And I've been less constipated lately too. I've been eating lots of healthy food for the last week and going once a day!!! And today, I pooped twice!! I've also been doing some exercise. I started using KY jelly, by inserting some into my anus each time I need to poop. It really helps the poo to slide out more easily.
I have also found that taking vitamin C has helped get things moving too. I take 2 or 3 tablets a day and it really helps.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Abby C great story about your big poop.
To: Haley R first welcome to the site and it sounds like you and Riley both really had to poop pretty bad and what was up with other girl she just needs to chill out you didn't do anything to her and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Charlotte I bet you felt amazing after getting that beast of a poop out of you.
To: Chloe B great story it sounds like you, your mom and your sister all had good poop and I bet that other woman did to and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
JOHN
Reply to Jemma
Hi its John B.
Many thanks for your lovely reply to my question and indeed referring to me in the title as your mate as indeed you are mine too via this forum.
We obviously have an interest in this subject matter or else we wouldn't be here. For some reason we developed a rapport despite the generational difference, that I guess makes this forum almost unique inasmuch as it breaks down barriers and taboos!
I always look forward to your posts as not only are they informative but humorous and slightly self deprecating.
As for me I had a most satisfactory and satisfying poo at about 10.15 this morning at a leisure centre in West Sussex. The gents loos consists of two urinals and two cubicles. After my coffee I had s fairly urgent need to poo so off I went. The toilet was empty and I took a cubicle taking off my hi-vis tabard pulling down my jeans and boxers sat and had a long pee, immediately I finished my pee three logs of about four inches long plopped into the pan splashing my bum in the process! I remained seated and then did a rasping fart after which a couple of more turds plopped into the water. I was done and it sound strange to say I had a feeling of intense well being for want of a better expression and three wipes concluded the proceedings!
Well that's my toileting day recorded for posterity and I hope you enjoyed that.
Take care Jemma and happy plips and plops, lol xx
Greetings also to Megan and Jade also Adrian too.
John B x
Abby C
Big, long poop
Hi, today I woke up at 5 am to do a bowel movement
so I went to the first floor toilet. I locked the door walked to
the toilet, pulled down my pajamas and sat on the cold
toilet seat.
I didn't to push to let my poop out.
But my second was hard to push
out. I pushed so hard
and finally there was a splash of water
in the bowl. I looked in the bowl and the second piece of poop was very
long. I wiped and went back to sleep.
More stories on the way. Bye Abby C
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Mr. Clogs
Took a biggest dump of my life so far
I have a memorable bathroom moment to share. I took a massive crap of my life yesterday, it felt so good to a point I was aroused by it. The day before I had Jasmin rice, mustard greens, and a beef roast and popcorn for snack. Well this combination cleaned out in the morning. I haven't taken a good natural shit in a long time without laxatives. I felt much relieved so to speak with a nice mound of poop past the toilet water line piling at least 4 inches above the water! I was nervous about flushing the toilet because it might clog it, luckily it went down in one flush and no plunger. That's all for now keep the posts coming.
--Mr. ClogsBig Daddy Two
Question for Emma
Emma, I was curious whether you and your sister Sarah are identical twins or fraternal twins. I have read that identical twins, who share the exact same DNA, are very similar in all their habits, including their toilet habits. In fact, I remember a mother writing in to ToiletStool that her twin daughters had to poop at the same time and if one was on the toilet, the other would sometimes poop her pants waiting. Does anything like this happen with you and your sister?Haley R
Pooping in a zoo bathroom
My name is Haley. I've been a lurker on this site for 2 years now. Today my friend Riley, me, and Riley's mom went to a zoo. We were checking out the bears when Riley whispered in my ear "Haley I really have to go poop", I told her that we should go to the girls area. So Riley told her mom that we were going to the girls area, her mom said that she would be checking out the birds outside and to meet her when were done. We entered the girls area and only 2 out of the 24 stalls were left. I took the first when she took one in the middle. I locked the door and the zoo had squatty-potties so I squatted over the toilet. I let out a long fart and pushed again while some liquid poo squirted out. The person next to me had been looking under the divider to see what I had been doing. She was still looking at when I let out a long 50" log and about five more and liquid poo squirted out again for about two straight minutes. I did the same thing over and over again for fifteen minutes. I wiped for a long, long, long time. I pulled up my black panties and girl jeans. I waited for Riley to come out, I looked under the door and she was having a bad case of diaheria. I was washing my hands and this girl pushed me away from the sink and called me a slutty whore. I asked her "who the ???? do you think your speaking to you piece of shit!" Alright everybody that's it for now there are more stories on the way. Bye bye my "mofo's". P.S (Sorry guys that wasnt in my words "bye bye my mofo's". Sorry again guys):!)
Karen C.
Diarrhea, yuck!! Still sick, NOW it IS a stomach bug
Hi folks, and Hi Brandon and thank you so much for your wishes for me to get well. Thanks for the thought, and I'm sure I'll be okay soon.
I went back to urgent care after not being to keep anything down or in all day. This time they confirmed that I do indeed have a pretty bad stomach virus, the nurse said alot of people have been coming in for that it's going around. They gave me an IV and told me it wasn't anything to worry about just get lots of rest and use Immodium and I should feel better in 24 hours; nothing serious but toilet paper rash on my bum is no fun. After spending all night blowing nothing but clear water out of my ass and puking up nasty bitter yellow stuff I'd just settled into bed at around 5 am then I got called in to work at 9am on my day off because of heavy client demands and I'm only one of three who knows how to drive an old twin-stick manual which was the only truck available. The boss said I'd only have to work three hours so I went in to work and got finished with the delivery and was home before 10 am. Boy did I feel sick, but I completed the delivery.
I don't condone this because it's probably unsafe, but I put a super plus tampon up my bum to make sure I wouldn't have an accident; not the place they were meant for but drastic times call for drastic measures. It worked well in conjunction with Immodium AD. Sipped gingerale and nibbled saltines all morning to try to settle my stomach. Had to pull over on I-710 once because I felt like I was about to start vomiting, but there was nothing left in my stomach to come up so it was just the gingerale and chunks of crackers and then the dry heaves.
Got to the delivery site and backed up to where the pouring was to take place, but first I excused myself to go across the street to use the bathroom at a restaurant. I took out the tampon and blew another violent explosive torrent of nearly clear diarrhea out of my ass, tried to throw up but nothing came out, then I put in another super plus tampon and returned to the jobsite.
As I was pouring the cement I dry heaved a few times and spat up some of the crackers and gingerale onto the ground. It was yellowish and slimy and smelled really bad after being in my stomach for over a half hour. One of the construction guys ran over and held my hair behind my head for me as soon as I started barfing; I thought that was really nice of him. Or was he just looking for an excuse to be near me bending over in the tight slacks I was wearing (haha! havent' felt like doing laundry the past week, had no clean work clothes, so I dug out a pair of old khaki dress slacks I havent' worn in years now a couple sizes too small, and a black top). Came home and spent about an hour sitting on the toilet blowing gas and more crystal clear defecation in the toilet. I was so tired that I didn't even bother to wash my hair orshower.Tlana
Sister Act
Last week my older sister Sonya Sue and I just happened to make a quick stop in the same bathroom at school between 2nd & 3rd hour. This is unusual because with well over 2,000 students, we can go several days before bumping into one another. She was on the toilet for longer at home that morning when I was in the bathroom doing my hair. I know she was stressing over a Gov't test and she had her textbook on her lap as she sat when I left the bathroom.
We both came in through opposite entrances to the bathroom to find one of the biggest crowds. From girls doing makeup and hair at the sinks to others being bumped by others trying to get onto a toilet before the 1 minute warning bell rings and most of the girls just bolt up off the stool and make a run for it like rats when a light is turned on. Almost half the stalls have no doors and Sonya Sue and I hit almost head on when we were looking for one doorless stall that appeared open. It was almost in the middle and no one was standing in the doorway in an attempt to give the user a little privacy. SS knows me well and she knew I would be pooing and pooing fast. She told me she would stand in the doorway to give me privacy, but I HAD to do the same for her because she has never used a doorless stall. I told her I would but she would have to be fast because I don't want to get another Saturday School detention for tardies. There was a 12" or so ropelike turd floating in the water, so I flushed as I sat myself on the seat. I realized it was a mistake after I did it because I got splashed but I was trying to help my sister make 3rd hour on time. As usual my soft-serv like poo dropped within 10 seconds of me seating myself and I was wiping before the flush cycle went silent. I was standing and on my 4th wipe when SS shoved me aside, pulled down her jeans, and seated herself. I asked her to spread her legs a bit more as I placed my final wipe paper in the bowl between them.
While standing in the doorway, SS said she was constipated because she and Derek (her boyfriend) had had a large dinner on Sunday and that she had eaten too much. She especially likes meat loaf and potatos in addition to bread and dinner rolls.(Mom jokes about our food budget going down a lot when SS goes off to college!). SS rocked forward and back a couple of times, grabbed her knees and made an obvious heavy push. It worked and I could hear splashes in the bowl, followed by a sigh and a "XXXX" when SS looked between her legs at the size of the poo she dropped. Just then the 1 minute warning bell rang and I told her I had to make a run to class. She quickly stood, and was pulling up her panties and jeans as she started to run out too. She didn't take time to wipe, but went back in on her lunch hour. Her panties were messed up pretty bad and she dumped them in the trash. At home when we were talking about it, SS said this is the second time this year she's pooed at school. She hates it and both times she had to throw her undies out. She said her jeans are really coarse on her pubic area and cause he to feel she needs to pee more urgently than otherwise.
SS had a substitute 3rd hour who gave her a break on her tardy. I, however, got another one written down.Charlotte
Constipate
Sunday i was at my boyfriend house and we were ready to leave the i told him i better go for a pee before. So i sit on the toilet and wait a few minut the he show up in the door frame he ask if i was ok, then i told him i didnt have a shit since thursday morning and its poking my rear now. So he said do uour busines i will go prepar the stuff outside.so i smile to him and i start pushing hard i can , i end up pushing a big fatty one and i flush then i push another one and flush and the 3 time i clean my self and flush again :-) ouffff what a relief. So we when for a drive and later on we came back to his place. Before bed time i had to go back and then i clog the toilet whit another big log it took 3 flush to release it but i feel better i did the same thing on monday i clog the toilet again it was bigger then my arm and i am a bbw so imagin my poor asshole ;-(Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Emma first welcome to the site it sounds like you are going to have some good stories and I look forward to reading them thanks.
To: Tara that should've been more caring and helped you out.
To: Abby C great story it sounds like you had a good cleanout and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to and great story about your big poop at night and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Karen C I hope you feel better soon.
To: Redhead great set of stories.
To: Anna great story it sounds like you and that other girl both had good poops.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
JOHN
Response to Mina
Hi its John B.
Dearest Mina don't beat yourself up over your typos, you've absolutely got nothing to apologise for, just you keep posting because I certainly enjoy your stories and I wager your English is better than my Korean so don't be deterred, I've made several typos on this forum and Mina nobody here worries. If they do then more fool them.
Take care Mina and best wishes x
Regards to you and all my cyber friends here at toiletstool.
John B xxChloe B
Airport poop
So last week me and my sister and brother with my mom all flew up to see my grandparents for the week. As we got to the airport it was really busy and I had just had lunch and was in jeans tennis shoes and a tee shirt. We went through security for about 45 minutes and I began to develop the urge to poop. After went through everything we got to our terminal and were supposed to wait until our flight. My urge really was kinda big so I asked my mom if I could go to the bathroom and she decided that we all should go before the flight. So we all went into the ladies room and it was packed! So many people pooping and peeing! We found 2 open stalls next to each other and so me and my sister took one while my brother who is 4 was in with my mom. My sister was up first. The stall was small so I was practically right in front of her she pulled down her pants and pink undies and started to pee. She said her stomach kinda hurt and that it might take a while as she let out a big thud of a fart. Next door my brother just had to pee so he was done and mom took his place as she sat on the toilet and also started to poop. My stomach really hurt at this point but I think I could last my sister was still dropping logs and farting as someone next to us took the stall. My sister was almost done and started to wipe and my mom let out a big frrrrpppppp of fart! My sis was done so I finally got to poop! I pulled down my jeans and panties and began to let out some logs! I had a first series where 2 medium sized logs shot out and I let out a fart. My sister was complaining of the smell and she blamed it on me when it was her! The person next to us was still pooping but didn't make any noises. My mom wiped and flushed and told us she'd wait for us outside. As I was still on the toilet I let out 3 more long turds. I wiped 4 times and pulled up my panties and pants. After I washed my hand my sister dropped something and sent to pick it up and in front of everyone she showed them her Hanes panties bc she didn't pull her pants up good enough! I told her what happened and she looked so embarrassed! Well thats the story I'll have more to come! Bye!Thursday, November 20, 2014
Help
Hey, I am a 21 yr. old female.
I suffer from constipation.. I can go to the toilet only once a week sometimes.
But the problem is, even when I feel the urge to go I hold it in, unless I am alone in the house as I have such bad anxiety about being heard. I've been suffering from awful gripes in my stomach even after "going" today (was so happy I was alone in the house). I know it really isn't healthy for me and can cause me complications in later life, but I can't help it, I wanted suggestions on how to be more relaxed about going when others are in the house?
Is there anyone else who suffers from this?
Thanks.Jemma
to my mate John B
Hi John B
You seem an interesting character from what i can gather from you-
You always have such interest in my posts...
You asked how long the loo after i used it should be a "total exclusion zone"
answer - i spray air freshener thoroughly & bleach the loo every time if it's our loos so no vile smell
- if it's in public or at work i take "charlie" or "impulse" spray with me & use that afterwards... so no more than like 2 mins really, i just don't put that in my posts i just realised, haha! How funny!
Anyway, hope you & your wife have a good evening! My hubby & I will do the same :)
All the best, J.
Emma
Me and my sis
Hello, my name is Emma. I am a twin, my sis Sarah and me are very Similar, except for the way we do. She drops mega turds, I'm practically liquid every time I go. I try not to fart because half the time I shart myself, Sarah farts like crazy. When I do pull off successful farts mine are super loud and stinky, hers are, well also loud and stinky. I have to go right away, or else; Sarah will go anywhere. Like: on a beach, in the ocean, a bush, the snow, on the highway, portpotties, her pants.( She doesn't get embaressed when It happens.) she poops her pants less often. Has anyone else heard of something like this.
Tara
tried to be cool...embarrassed myself instead
When I was 21 I was at a frat party and at the end of the night a guy offered me a ride home on his motorcycle. I wasn't feeling great and I had to poop.but I wanted to look cool in front of my friends and the guy so I agreed. Long story short, the vibration and the tension from holding on caused me to accidentally poop in my panties and jean shorts while riding the guy's motorcycle. It smelled terrible and it was wet so it squished down my legs and out from under my shorts, so it was really obvious that I had an accident. I was so mortified! The guy told a lot of people about it :(Samantha
Am I the only one?
Hi. My name is samantha and I'm 11. I guess I'm weird ... any time i have to go pee when I'm at home i wait. I just dont like to stop what I'm doing to go, and i guess its like a game i play. Most of the time i make it with maybe just a dribble. Sometimes it comes out before i get there.
Am I the only one like this?Abby C
Embarissing Poop
1. Hi, today I had the most biggest urge to poop and pee. I left my classroom to go poop and pee. When I entered the bathroom all the doors had been pulled off by some 8Th graders. I took the middle stall. I pulled my tight jeans and g-string to my ankles and plopped my thin booty on the toilet. I started to push and let out a couple of loud farts by accident. I pushed again and about 4 20" pieces and 6 more with a couple more loud farts. I farted again and had a long, long, long, long piece. I wiped about 15 times, flushed, pulled up my panties and tight jeans.
2. Later on I went back to finish my urge of pooping and every stall was takin. I squeezed my cheeks together and held them. Finally somebody came out. I ran in and sat down. I pushed and farted while liquid poop squirted in sounding pee. I wiped, flushed and left.
There will be more stories on the way. Happy poops. Abby CKaren C.
Diarrhea, yuck!! Still sick, NOW it IS a stomach bug
Hi folks, and Hi Brandon and thank you so much for your wishes for me to get well. Thanks for the thought, and I'm sure I'll be okay soon.
I went back to urgent care after not being to keep anything down or in all day. This time they confirmed that I do indeed have a pretty bad stomach virus, the nurse said alot of people have been coming in for that it's going around. They gave me an IV and told me it wasn't anything to worry about just get lots of rest and use Immodium and I should feel better in 24 hours; nothing serious but toilet paper rash on my bum is no fun. After spending all night blowing nothing but clear water out of my ass and puking up nasty bitter yellow stuff I'd just settled into bed at around 5 am then I got called in to work at 9am on my day off because of heavy client demands and I'm only one of three who knows how to drive an old twin-stick manual which was the only truck available. The boss said I'd only have to work three hours so I went in to work and got finished with the delivery and was home before 10 am. Boy did I feel sick, but I completed the delivery.
I don't condone this because it's probably unsafe, but I put a super plus tampon up my bum to make sure I wouldn't have an accident; not the place they were meant for but drastic times call for drastic measures. It worked well in conjunction with Immodium AD. Sipped gingerale and nibbled saltines all morning to try to settle my stomach. Had to pull over on I-710 once because I felt like I was about to start vomiting, but there was nothing left in my stomach to come up so it was just the gingerale and chunks of crackers and then the dry heaves.
Got to the delivery site and backed up to where the pouring was to take place, but first I excused myself to go across the street to use the bathroom at a restaurant. I took out the tampon and blew another violent explosive torrent of nearly clear diarrhea out of my ass, tried to throw up but nothing came out, then I put in another super plus tampon and returned to the jobsite.
As I was pouring the cement I dry heaved a few times and spat up some of the crackers and gingerale onto the ground. It was yellowish and slimy and smelled really bad after being in my stomach for over a half hour. One of the construction guys ran over and held my hair behind my head for me as soon as I started barfing; I thought that was really nice of him. Or was he just looking for an excuse to be near me bending over in the tight slacks I was wearing (haha! havent' felt like doing laundry the past week, had no clean work clothes, so I dug out a pair of old khaki dress slacks I havent' worn in years now a couple sizes too small, and a black top). Came home and spent about an hour sitting on the toilet blowing gas and more crystal clear defecation in the toilet. I was so tired that I didn't even bother to wash my hair orshower.Abby C
Big, long poop
Hi, today I woke up at 5 am to do a bowel movement
so I went to the first floor toilet. I locked the door walked to
the toilet, pulled down my pajamas and sat on the cold
toilet seat.
I didn't to push to let my poop out.
But my second was hard to push
out. I pushed so hard
and finally there was a splash of water
in the bowl. I looked in the bowl and the second piece of poop was very
long. I wiped and went back to sleep.
More stories on the way. Bye Abby C
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Slice
To Lurenia
It sounds like you may have bleeding from your rectum, your vagina, or your urethra. My guess from what you're saying, is probably your rectum/anus. If you've had any problems with constipation, that's a pretty good bet. So far as not being menstrual, don't rule it out until you've either found it elsewhere, or have been checked out. I would likely rule out the bladder/urethra, as it's likely that any blood there would be mixed with the urine. Use common sense, if it's a lot of bleeding, then you need to see someone sooner than later. If it's not, it's likely that you have one or more fissures (cracks) in your anus. (Often from constipation, or very large and firm stools.)
Tlana
Information for AbbyC. on my school visitation
The bathrooms of the school I visited were about 3/4 the size of the bathrooms at my regular school. This was a modern, suburban school; mine is a much older, urban school. It's how the space was used that's different. At my school we're cramped in the stalls, some of the doors are missing and the lights suck and the toilets are old, the seats are black and the seats are often loose. Not to mention the flushers don't work well so that the wee and poo piles up, but once you see it if you don't sit down and go, you lose your opportunity!
Where I visited, in each of the 5 stalls there was a lot more room. Great lighting and the doors, latches and flushers were clean and worked well. I won't mention the ass gasket holder--I'll probably never use one of those again even if they are offered! I weed faster and better by sitting on the lower stools because I'm only 3'5". The large fountain-type hand washer was really neat. Sure it took up a lot more space than the individual sinks would, but the pedal was easy to use to turn it on. In one bathroom I think there were like 6 or 7 of us using the sink at once--although Mistee said sometimes it throws the water a little too high and the floor near it sometimnes gets splashed. She said she saw one teacher in heels slip a little on the wet floor, but I would think that could happen anywhere.
I just think that the more modern bathrooms are better and more inviting. They are planned out better and easier to clean and keep clean. More than anything else, I guess, I like the toilets that are lower to the floor. But can this cause discomfort for the taller users?
I don't know!
Redhead
Update
Hello. I don't think I haven't posted anything on here for the past couple months now, just been busy. Anyways, here's some stories that had happened recently.
Story 1
Last month, Karen and I was driving back home from visiting a good friend of ours. We've visited her a few times before and we usually take the same route, it usually takes us several hours to get there. The route we usually take normally would never have traffic, but we usually have to pass long paths of roads that's located pretty much in the middle of nowhere.
Anyways, while we were in the middle of driving back, Karen shown signs of discomfort. I asked if she was okay, she said she was fine, but after several minutes, she admitted that her stomach feels funny and felt like she was going to have the runs. We started to keep our eyes out for any places that she could possibly use the toilet in case if she needed to use it if we don't make it back home in time. After an hour or so, she said she already felt the urge and it was getting very urgent. I tried to keep her mind on something else but she couldn't help but to think about it. Several more minutes had passed, we entered a very small town with a small gas station that probably had a washroom. We parked nearby and I was about to go ask for the key while she prepared to wait by the door but suddenly we noticed there was a sign on the door saying it's out of order. Disgruntled and dismayed, we were about to drive off until we saw their pharmacy about a block away from us. She was desperate, worrying that she might have an accident, we decided to go there to buy something that she could use.
We went over there and decided to buy their bedpan because she couldn't wait much longer and need to use something very soon. We bought it and went back to the car. She was already at the point where she could barely walk anymore without possibly losing control of the urge. As soon as we made it back, she immediately laid it on her seat, pulled her pants and panties off, then sat on it. Without much hesitation, a very loud violent fart came out and what sounded like some very runny floppy came shooting out of her for some time. She held her stomach in the entire time. She grunted and groaned a few times. It didn't take long before it started stinking. I opened the windows up and started making some phew sounds. She laughed and apologized. I laughed as well and said it was okay.
This whole thing lasted for almost 10 minutes. By the time she was finished, I passed her some tissue paper to wipe with and as for the bedpan full of her so called "droppings", we decided to leave it in the trash near this alley nearby. Afterwards, it took us another few hours before we managed to make it back home and to this day, we have no idea if anyone had noticed that stinky pile of crap we left behind.
Story 2
Last week, I've been constipated for nearly 2 days and felt bloated, so I decided to use the enema for relief. Karen helped administer it and this time, I decided to take in 2 liters. I stood around for several minutes, doing stretches trying to get my insides going. Then after 20 minutes, the urge had gotten pretty badly, I went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. As soon as the butt had sat on the toilet, a violent clumpy amount of watery poop and many pieces of semi solid poop came rushing into the toilet. As soon as it started coming out, I sighed of relief and said I always felt the first big wave always felt the best. Karen laughed slightly while agreeing.
After several waves kept coming, I was eventually emptied. I wiped and got up, noticing how much crap that had came out, I was surprised I was still able to flush it all down within 2 flushes.
Hope you all enjoy our eventful happenings.
Redhead! :)Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Anna as always another great pooping story it sounds like you had a pretty good one and it sounds like that lady just made it in time and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Alexandra great story.
To: Mina as always another great story about you and your friends and you should always ignore any bad things people have to say they just want to hurt others and if nobody pays attention to them chances are they will stop since they are be ignored and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Annie yep a shart can feel just like a warm fart sometimes which can be bad its happened to me a few times.
To: Lurenia it sounds like it may be some minor tearing on your anus that's why there was bllod it happens sometime with dry or big poops or acidic or burning diarrhea as well hopefully that's the case.
To: Kaylee first welcome to the site and it sounds like you had a rough day I hope it didn't last to long and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Jessica great story.
Yesterday I heard a woman poop at the bookstore she went in and sat on the toilet I then heard a muffled fart then a plop im guseing her poop came out as she farted so a great catch and also there this youtube video of a girl twerking and while she is shaking her butt she pooped her pants at first you see a small dark spot appear on the back of her pants then you hear a wet fart so im guesing all that butt shaking had cork popping effect on her lol.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this site
sadmoongaze
questionaire
I was hoping if some of you could answer some questions i came up with?
1. When was the last time you ate something that didn't agree with your stomach and caused diarrhea?
2. How many times did you have to go to the restroom?
3. Did you experience any symptoms such gas, bloating, stomach gurgling?
4. Did you take any type of medicine (pepto ,imodium) for stomach relief?