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Dutch camper
Have been camping for almost three weeks now. Still on vacation for another three weeks. We have an old time caravan car (VW Transporter type). My parents sleep in the car and my sister and I sleep in a separate tent. There is no toilet in the car and as we mostly stay somewhere in the wilderness all four of us have to go to toilet somewhere in the nature, not only to pee but even to poop. Peeing we all do just behind a nearby bush, but when needing to poop everyone tends to walk quite a distance from the car. We do not really discuss those matters and scarcely even mention when we have to go to toilet. But it is obvious when the others have to take a dump because that is the only occasion when everyone tend to walk away alone. My father is quite explicit as he walks away with the roll of toilet paper in his hands, my mother just put some paper in her pocket and my sister and I also do so. My father usually goes just after dinner in the evening. I like to go in the morning like my mother and my sister is quite variable (but mostly in the evening I think). I squat down low when pooping but I once saw my father and he just bent forward and supported his arms on the knees. My mother squats low when peeing and I also thinks that she does that when pooping but I am not quite sure as I have not seen her pooping. My sister squats low when peeing and even when pooping. My father covers his poop and paper used with soil, my mother leaves it on the ground but lit fire on the paper or put the paper away among some branches or stones, my sister leaves it all on the ground but throw some leaves or like over it and I also do so. My father, my sister and I usually pass two or three lumps but the times I have seen the poo of my mother it always have been just a long cable.

In the beginning I was somewhat embarrassed about going outside without a door to lock. But during the last weeks I have got quite used to it. My sister once walked in on me but that was not really bad. Else I do not think that anyone has seen me squatting. It has been quite easy to find some privacy when walking a bit away. But my father and my mother have been not so lucky because both of them have been walked in on by others. I once observed two girl scouts stumbling in on my father, but he did not mention anything about it afterwards. My mother told one morning that an unknown man had walked in on her when she was on toilet and that she did not know for whom of them it had been most embarrassing. I have seen many other campers head away for the woods, and I have seen lots of poop and used paper out there, but only a few times really observed others in the moment of relieving themselves. Once at a resting area in Germany. Another time I saw on distance a female biker pulling down and squatting behind a stone. Later I saw that she had been pooping there. Once I also saw a male truck driver squatting with his trousers down and just this morning I saw a quite mature woman (60+) when I was on my way to find a place in the woods to go myself. She probably thought that she had found the perfect privacy when she pulled down and squatted. I understood that she was pooping because she was sitting for a couple of minutes and she wiped herself several times before pulling up and leaving. I was a bit wondering about her because she and her husband had a very modern mobile home that obviously had a toilet which she of one or another reason did not choose to use. Possibly due to the smell?? I have also seen quite a number of other tourists with modern mobile homes going way from their cars alone, some even with a roll of toilet paper in the hands. Does anyone have an idea why they choose to go in the woods when needing a toilet which they have in their cars? I can understand that bikers, hikers and those living in a tent do, because they have no other option that going in nature.

If I have the possibility later I will try to send some more.


Yan
When she goes to the bathroom at school, I think, "Is she taking a pee or a #2?" In fact, at recess, she whispered to me, "Yan, I have to go pee in the girls toilet." He name is Grace, just like my big cousin. She wears nice pressed navy uniform skirts. When socks, I get to see her white undies.

Last weeks of school, we wore our navy uniform shorts. It was warm here. Monday morning at 9:30 AM, I took the pass and went to the boys toilet. Found, a clean stall with a new roll of toilet paper, undid my navy short trousers and striped Jockey boxer briefs to my ankles and sat on the bowl. I squeezed out a long fart and dropped four dark hard logs. I mean hard and painful. A boy came into pee from another class. He said, "That must be Yan. I know those shoes. Yan lives in the school toilet. You never constipated." In the afternoon, I had to move my bowels again. I returned to the same stall, sat on the bowl. My bowels were soft brown muddy logs. Another Filipino boy, came in and looked over the stall and talked to me. He tooked the next stall, dropped his shorts to his ankles and yellow bikini briefs. He said, "I got the runs." His bowels sputtered and farted. He stuck his head under the stall and we talked. Then, we wiped ourselves, flushed the toilet and left the bathroom


Bianca

Texas A&M

Hi, I just completed my first week of vocational training at Texas A&M. Concerning bathrooms, my bathroom )which is in the bedroom) had 1 toilet, 2 sinks, and a single-person shower. During my first week )a 5 week program) I only pooped once. My poop consisted of many peeces that were medium thickness. I walked a lot (to the point of soreness) which probably got things moving. I rode a golf cart to finish a trip whenever the chance arose which I found great pleasure in! This first week has been so mentally challenging, that I've been having some mild depression (homesickness) to the point I wished I could jump on the golf cart to ride it whenever I became miserable which technically, isn't an option that's allowed at this program. The water in the shower was also disappointing, but didn't drive me to the point of wanting a golf cart ride. The water in the shower only became warm, not hot. Today (, I pooped twice. It was stinky, semiliquid, and I let go some gas.


Dutch camper
I forgot to mention that I asked at the information office a very scenic area why they did not have any toilets at some points throughout the area. The woman at the information office said that it was regarded a greater hygienic problem with those simple outhouses or porta potties (requiring maintenance etc) than with the small amounts of human waste as long as the hikers followed some basic and simple rules as not going close to water and to go to places where nobody usually would go for other reasons than finding sufficient privacy and she added: Besides this is also an aspect of outdoor life when searching back to nature which many of us think is just as it should be. In the information leaflet a text like this was written: There are no toilets in the area. Remember to bring some toilet paper if you do not want to use nature's own materials. Find a spot away from water where you do not disturb anyone else and where nobody probably will not go for any other purpose than searching privacy.


Sean
Answers to Steven A's survey

1. Would you rather have to only have to pee or poop for the rest of your life?

I would have to go with Poop, you dont have to do it as often and if you have an accident it is not as noticable as wetting yourself.

2. Would you rather have diarrhea or constipation?

Much rather have Diarreah. being constapated is painful and more embarrasing and taxing on ones self esteem.

3. Would you rather go to the bathroom in the woods or knock on a random person's door to ask if you can use their bathroom?

If I knew the person I would just walk in and tell them the need for my buisness. But There is nothing like wickedly needing to shit in the woods and doing so whether it be squatting or resting your thighs on a log and just letting go.

4. Would you rather use a bathroom without doors or stalls in case of an emergency?
I would use either stalls with a door or without!would rather be seen in an exposed position than have my pants full of crap or have pissed on myself
5. In school during class when a teacher won't let anyone go to the bathroom do you sneak out without getting caught or try to hold it during class time?
ted on here
My Teachers were very sensitive to the need to use the restroom so there was none of this mean stuff that some have posted on here. read my story on page 1576 and let me know what you think about this particular question.

See ya!


Victoria

To Elisabeth

Always nice to hear from another girl with big dumps. It sounds like your loads are even bigger than mine-I've never actually had a three flush crap (though maybe I should have in light of my tendency to kill toilets). I do split my poops into two flushes: the first one is logs and pee and the second one can either be just paper or, more commonly, the last couple of turds and the used toilet paper. Like you, I eat a lot and don't feel a need to go every day. A jet engine flush toilet comes in handy when the heavy feeling in my stomach does visit!


Bloated Butt
To Linda:

Yes I'm so glad Alicia was in there with me. There's no way I would've gone in there if it weren't for her. I have to admit it was exciting, though. You can hear total strangers doing their business right next to you, and you know they can probably hear you. I was terrified of farting or grunting too loud but I have to admit the experience was exhilirating. And like you I didn't have to worry about clogging the toilet with my immense logs XD

To "Vute Linda":

Thank you! I'm flattered that you would want to hear me. I do make a lot of "ooohs" and "aaaahs" when I poop. Alicia confessed that she actually enjoys watching me go, because of all the sounds and movements I make. It feels wonderful to push out a massive poop, LOL. Is it the same with you?


Esteban

Hey Drew, thanks for your story

In my experience most guys are embarrassed when they see a guy on the toilet and they hurriedly turn away. I find that pretty rude. Not that I like strangers staring at me from a distance, that can be kind of creepy too.
My favorite experiences are when it all plays out just casually. Once a guy was peeing and was startled to catch a glimpse of me on the can behind him. But when he finished peeing he turned around to face my doorless stall and apologized for being startled. We talked for a couple of minutes about the lack of privacy and then he went on his way. Very nice. Very civilized.
Another time a guy was pacing in front of the stalls - both were occupied, one by me. I asked if he needed to use the can and said I was almost done. He said he just needed some toilet paper to wipe his nose, so he stepped into my stall and I handed him a piece of TP I had just unraveled. He thanked me. I asked if he needed more but he said he was fine and he left.
I think both of those encounters are much better than either the lurker or the guys who are afraid they'll turn to stone if they see you taking a dump,


JJ
One time I was hanging out with my friend at her farm. (her family owns a horse farm so we were just hanging out there) when I couldn't take it anymore and had to go to the bathroom. I told my friend I had to pee and she said she would come with me since she had to use the bathroom as well. Once we got inside,we then made our way to the bathroom which did not have a door! This was the first time I've ever used a bathroom without a door so I figured this should be interesting and boy was I right. My friend decided she should go first because she claimed she had to poo really bad and just couldn't hold it. I didn't mention how bad I had to pee but I figured since it was her house I will let her go first. She made me turn around so I wouldn't look so I figured she must be shy. Then she pulled down her pants and started to let it loose. She started out with a few almost silent farts and then the crackling of her poo became audible. I tried to keep a conversation going to make it less awkward but she kept have to pause in mid-conversation to grunt and strain. Finally, she pushed out what sounded like a massive log which opened up the gates for several smaller pieces to shoot out of her butt followed by a couple more silent but deadly farts. Then she stood up wiped and flushed. Then it was my turn. I didn't mind if she watched so she did which seemed odd since she wouldn't let me watch her but I found it kind of exciting so I let her do it. As soon as I sat down a strong stream started and went on for a few minutes until I was done. Then a huge smelly fart came out of me and we were both so shocked that we started laughing so hard that I let go another giant fart! When we finally calmed down I stood up to wipe and flush and we headed back outside. Then my friend turned to me and said "well that was fun! Thanks for letting me watch you even though I wouldn't let you watch me, I'm kind've shy about that stuff." I said it was no problem and suggested we should do it again, and to be honest....I hope we do!


Emma b

Amanda's accident

I remember once in year 8, a girl called Amanda was fidgeting in her seat a lot and I knew she needed the toilet really badly. I thought she was too shy to ask to leave the room so I put my hand to ask for her. The teacher wasn't listening properly and told me I could go to the toilet and I told him I didn't have to go. He got annoyed at me for messing him about and threatened to give anyone else who thought it was funny to waste his time a detention. A few minutes later Amanda was in tears as the smell of poo hit my nose. She put up her hand and told the teacher she really had to go and he went mad at her untill her diarrhoea began to leak onto the floor. Amanda jumped up and ran for the toilets leaving a trail of brown spots on the floor. The smell was awfull and I got the blame for causing her having an accident. I got a thousand lines for it and I was trying to help her!


It's taking some hard work to obtain my stool sample. The doctor just wanted to look at it but I couldn't go there so I'm trying at home. it is painful and I'm giving him a lot to look at. I hate it when I have this much trouble. I hope my poo is normal.


taking a difficult poop

So I had to take a break from my schoolwork because I felt a sharp pain in my abdomen after drinking two mugs of coffee. I'm sitting on the toilet now. I've already pushed out one medium sized log and now I'm working on a difficult one. I'm leaning forward as much as I can and trying to force it out of me, but it won't budge. Ohhh, I can already feel that this one is rock solid. I'm going to try to get it out with my fingers. Ughhh, it's almost out. Ugh. I was able to get a tiny chunk from it out but the log's still deep in there. I think I'm gonna have to try again later to get it all out.


Annie

Finally went for a poop

Hi all. Haven't posted for a while because I've had a bit of trouble with my bowels lately. I've been drinking lots of water because of the heat and lots of coffee too but haven't been exercising as much as I should so I think that's affected my bowel patterns. Haven't pooped in a few days to a week (can't remember) so I had a lot built up in there. Have been increasing the water lately and taking my laxative (Lax a Day) each day in my coffee so I finally got the urge in the middle of my second cup of coffee.

I thought it was going to be hard because it felt that way but I was wrong. I went to the bathroom, pulled down my undies and pj pants, grabbed the Garfield comic we keep in the bathroom and sat. It barely took any effort, just a gentle push and a giant poop came out. I knew it had to be a lot since I haven't gone in a while. I was done within 2 minutes. I wiped my vagina and stood up to check out my creation. It was a pretty big soft log, about 2-2 1/2 feet long. It was thick and curled in on itself. I was amazed. Wiping job was messy though and required a shower to get most of it off. The poop was really messy and required about 4 flushes and scrubbing the bowl with cleaner and the toilet brush because it left behind so much residue. I feel better though I'm sure there's more in there. I think eating spicy food last night and eating fruit etc over the last few days helped ;) My stomach doesn't feel as swollen or sick.


k ham

I Wet Myself In Public

I have had a lot of close calls in the past, but I was always able to make it to a bathroom except that day.
Last winter, I was on business lunch and got back to the office at about 3 in the afternoon. I felt a slight urge to pee and decided to take the lift to office toilet. Unfortunately it proved to be a very bad decision, I met my boss in the lift and it stopped working. I pressed the emergency button to call for help~{!#~}
Thirty minutes later, we were still in the lift I really had to pee as I drank like 3 coffees and the cold weather made me soon having to pee really really bad. I tried so hard to hold it in my boss was asking me if i am okay, obciously im not..but by this time I had to pee so badly, suddenly I felt a spurt coming out and started to panic! I was shocked that I let loose some pee so I tried to stop but could not. I started peeing involuntarily and started soon tears flowed down my face. There was so much pee that it started to soak my socks n shoes and a puddle was forming around my feet.. . Everyone in the lift were stunned to see me wetting my pants. I didn't know what to do!!
By the time people came to help, my pants were completely soaked, standing outside the lift was a crowd of office workers n collegues... and I had to walk out the lift in front of everyone. My face was bright red and sobbing uncontrol.
It was a truly aweful experience though. Not trusting myself after the episode , I will wear diaper as a precaution whenever I had business lunch.


nes

out door poop

Hi every one I'm new to this!

Today I was taking a walk up a country road when I needed to go bad. I have been constipated for a few days and thought it would be best to go now and not to hold it. There was an opening in to some woodlands by the side of the road so I decide to cut through into the woods. I found a hidden spot and pulled down my panties and tand started to go. It was a big long poop went from me to the floor. It felt really good.

Just out of interest does any girls out there poop with friends (poop buddy) or outdoors in a random place??

Be good to hear


Elisabeth
I take huge dumps and pretty much always have. I eat a ton, more than anybody I know (outside of my family) and only feel the urge to take a dump every other day.

So, this morning I destroyed my toilet. Yesterday, I had been eating my usual amount. I had a huge breakfast and a huge lunch, and then went over to a friend's house for a barbecue. There, I had two hot dogs, plus a healthy serving of baked beans. Naturally, when I woke up the next morning (today), I was feeling a heavy weight in my stomach and knew I'd be taking a massive dump very soon.

I let out a few loud farts as I walked to my bathroom. I blasted a few more while lowering my pajama bottoms and planting myself on the throne. I emptied my bladder and then set my mind to laying cable. I deposited four fat medium-length turds and then flushed to avoid a clog. But before the toilet was even fully refilled, I was already pumping out more logs. I did two more and then a really fat one came. After that, I gave a push and an incredibly long turd shot out. It was like a rope almost. When it did end, I needed to flush again, but I was still not quite done. I let out three more medium turds before I finally felt empty. I wiped my butt a ton and flushed everything down.

A three-flusher is unusually large, even for me, but it does happen sometimes. My usual requires a flush in the middle. If I tried to flush down everything in one go, there's no question I'd hopelessly clog that poor toilet. Maybe one of those toilets that Victoria mentioned in her post that sound like a jet engine could handle my productions, haha.


Victoria

Survey Answers

Thought I'd take Steven A's survey while I'm between drafts on other stories. Without further ado:

1. Would you rather have to only have to pee or poop for the rest of your life?

I certainly enjoy both but there really is no substitute for a good poop!

2. Would you rather have diarrhea or constipation?

I'd have to go with diarrhea. It would be a nice break from my normal loads and I can't imagine what I'd do to an innocent, defenseless toilet if I became badly constipated.

3. Would you rather go to the bathroom in the woods or knock on a random person's door to ask if you can use their bathroom?

Go in the woods! Being undressed in an unenclosed space, even temporarily, is deliciously naughty. I also really enjoy going from a squatting position. In fact, I'm thinking about getting one of those squatting platforms to convert my humdrum beige (ech) toilet into a souped-up squatter :)

4. Would you rather use a bathroom without doors or stalls in case of an emergency?

There are public bathrooms without stalls? Sign me up!

5. In school during class when a teacher won't let anyone go to the bathroom do you sneak out without getting caught or try to hold it during class time?

My teachers, elementary through high school, were generally understanding and didn't often deny a student who needed to go.

See ya!
-Victoria


jemma
Hey
havent posted for a while because i was in hospital
i collapsed at work & it turns out i had low blood pressure so i was in hospital for a while then been at home recuperating.
been constipated recently not really any stories.
still recovering.
hopefully b back with a proper story for u guys soon.
j x


Friday, June 27, 2014


Linda

Post Title (optional) To JW

When I was a kid, my mother often told me to grunt when I was trying to push out a big, hard poo. She told me it would help me to push the poo out more easily. I didn't like doing that because it meant the poo would hurt coming out. I hated telling my Mum when I was constipated - but she would always figure it out after I didn't poop for 2 or 3 days. Somehow, she always knew when I was constipated (as I've mentioned in another post).

I can also remember my Mum watching me poop, when I was constipated as a kid. She would make me sit on the toilet, until something came out. Sometimes, I would spend over an hour on the toilet, trying desperately to get a poo out. She didn't watch me all the time though.


Gio

Constipation getting better

My usual constipation has got better lately, now I am pooping every other day, and my poops usually take between 20 and 30 minutes instead of the usual hour. Also my hemorrhoids are much less swollen and not bleeding.
Linda, you asked some time ago about my worst poop, it is hard to tell because I have had countless long exhausting pooping sessions in my life, but I remember once I was away from home on a trip for a week and of course I did not have a poop during all this time. I came home feeling really full and bloated, and the first thing I did was to take all my clothes off and go to the bathroom to try to poop.
I sat on the toilet, knowing it would be a tough, long session, let out some farts and started pushing...the hard mass was not moving at all. I pushed and pushed for like thirty minutes sitting, then squatting on the floor, but it seemed like I had cement in my bowels. I became rather desperate, I was in dire need to get rid of the huge fecal mass inside my rectum, but it was not coming out. I thought of giving myself an enema, and when I went to take a bag, I realised I had run out of them and pharmacies were already closed. I had no suppositories left either. I felt really miserable.
I went to bed feeling rather uncomfortable, that night I was hardly able to sleep, my ???? was hurting a lot. Next morning I was determined to empty my bowels no matter what. Finally I did, but it was horrendous. I spent almost two hours of heavy pushing and straining, loud grunting, even crying from the inhuman efforts and the pain until I manage to pass two huge, incredibly hard and dry dark brown bricks that left me exhausted and my poor anus destroyed and hurting for the rest of the day.


John-on-the-John
Frank Jr

Your experience of 'wetting yourself' reminds me of a period when I was aged 7 and 8. I wet the bed quite a lot, and sometimes I was dreaming that I was in the toilet.

Zip

When I was small, family female members seemed to like to wipe my bottom when I was quite capable of wiping it myself. Is it a way in which some women like to keep control, or seeing the front part of a boy's sacred area as well?

Zip, you say that you haven't been seen by a female while on the can. In the last couple of years, on two occasions members of the opposite gender have seen me sitting in all my glory.

(1) I stopped at a transport cafe - I had started out too early to dump when I left home. I always TRY - by pulling both buttocks (cheeks) apart, but usually there is what I call a 'ripe' time, just before 7 o'clock. My ideal routine is to transfer from the toilet to the shower. Wiping with paper for me is sometimes not sufficient, and a good wash is ideally necessary, On this occasion, I stopped at the transport cafe, went into the men's room for a 'wee', had a coffee, and adjourned again to the men's room for what in the boy scouts was called 'having a rear'.. There was no lock on the door. As such, this didn't bother me. I wiped the seat with one hand, undid my trousers with the other, flushed the toilet and sat my bare posterior on the seat with no care in the world. Plop, plop, plop - one of the healthiest sounds in the world. Then the door was flung open - a cleaning women with a mop. 'Oh, sorry luv'. She must have heard the plops.

(2) I had made a journey of 180 miles from home, also starting out early, but postponing my dump. I stopped at a small seaside resort. I found the toilets on the sea front, went into the men's, and there was an unoccupied cubicle. I had taken some tissues in with me, just in case there wasn't any. There was some, as it happened, but there was no lock on the door. This didn't bother me - I wiped the seat, 'dropped trou', and down I sat. I needed a good 'wee', and pushed my penis down inside. When my bladder was empty, I clasped my hands, and it was my bowel's turn to make its contribution to the entertainment. A good succession of plops followed. But then, the door flew open, and a small girl came in. I don't like it when men take small girls into the men's toilets at the best of times, and I think he should have checked himself first. What disturbed me most was that my penis was sticking out, and she would have seen it. I wiped my bottom properly, deliberately not skimping that operation, flushed, pulled everything up to make myself respectable. I came out, washed my hands, and the little girl left the man whom I assumed was her dad, went into the cubicle. He didn't make any apology..

On the question of doors with no lock, or worse still, doors that don't shut properly, it does cause a dilemma. I can think of some where the toilet is too far away from the door for you to hold it shut with your hands.


Secret Pooper

My BIG poo last night

Hi everyone, so sorry I haven't been able to post any more poo stories on here since April. In all seriousness I have been going through a very difficult and testing time with not being well due to an injury and also feeling very depressed and not wanting to socialise due to being in very foul moods due to my depression which can be BAD at times. Thankfully I think I've come out from the 'dark side' and can see the hope of light again and signs of recovery in my current state. It's clearly the worst I've felt for a really long while and even now I'm in the recovery process I'm still not feeling myself as I feel mentally and emotionally as well as physically drained, sometimes I just feel like breaking down in tears I'm doing my up most best to pick myself up and take my time to get better again. In the meantime I have been reading all your brilliant posts on this site and they keep me going.

To Linda and all the sufferers of REALLY bad constipation and other bowel related issues like IBS etc ... I want to say to you that I really do honestly feel your pain and for you having to go through this absolute and sheer and utter agony in trying to have a poo. Oh god you guys go through so much HELL with the most strenuous and incredibly difficult pooing sessions and you try so hard and I know more often than not it's an almighty struggle having to do anything to just remove this waste from your body. I think of you and wish that you all will hopefully one day find a cure and be able to do poos without being in so much excruciating pain, straining so hard that it hurts so bad. I read all your stories and it's so worrying and hurrendous that most of you are extremely constipated nearly all of the time, of course it's not your fault it's just the way our bodies are and work. Believe me I too have suffered from terrible constipation before and it is just agony beyond belief so I know how you all feel. You're all so brave how you go on in life with these kinds of issues going on and how you struggle going without a poo for more than 5-7 days is so scary. It goes without saying it must frighten the life out of you too knowing that all these toxins are in you unable to escape easily unless. All the very best to you all xx

On to my story from last night, but before I start I just want to say that I've recently been on about two combinations of really strong pain killing medication myself of late due to a bad injury and it left me feeling constipated for more than 3 or 4 sometimes 5 days at a time. It was HELL but nothing like our fellow readers go through on a daily basis. Pushing out these hard stools that got hardened up in the rectum were an utter night mare to pass, so extremely difficult but once my doctor prescribed me stool softeners I managed to go thanks to the aid of prescribed laxatives like Sennakot or Lactulose, the latter can be dynamite as it's a sticky, sickly tasting sweet liquid laxative and it can give you snap bowel movement. It works!
Right so around 7pm last night I was feeling less than comfortable I had the onset of a bad bellyache from out of the blue accompanied with wind. I kept farting every few minutes luckily they were weren't offensively smelling wet flatulent farts they were a bit smelly but I was a bit concerned as I didn't want to release a wet one and follow through and destroy my sexy shorts and panties. In about the space of 10 minutes I broke wind a lot. I put my right hand on my belly and could feel it was full of poo because it felt oh so bloated and a bit crampy. I made my way to the loo, shut the door, pulled down my grey pinstripe shorts and black panties to my thighs and plonked my bum on the loo and started the fan as I knew this could be a really smelly poo. I crossed my arms and pressed them to my belly and lent forward a bit with my legs and flip-flop feet spread out a bit making it easier for this big brown beast inside of me to get seriously moving and drop out of my bum.
I broke wind but couldn't feel anything was moving and then about a minute or so later I passed wind again and I started to take some deep breaths and push as well as letting out some soft grunts to try get this load moving and it worked ... 30 seconds later I could hear that familiar feint crackle of a poo emerging from my bum thence could feel this big chunky piece drop out and it landed in the bowl with a loud PLOP! Then in no time at all I'd say about another 5-7 really chunky pieces of poo dropped out in rapid succession ... PLOP, PLOP, PLOP, PLIP PLIP PLOP PLOP!!! It was getting quite smelly in the loo but I wasn't quite done as I could feel another load waiting to drop and it did it slipped out of my bum with such ease and lack of effort ... Splopslopsplops! Aaaaah I was done and I knew I've had a good, satisfying poo. I can feel my bowels are slowly returning back to normal after being on strong meds for the best part of 4 weeks which is good. I looked behind me into the bowl to see what came out of me and it was just a mass of browny-green poo, quite a bit smelly as you can expect but nothing more so I tore off some loo roll and wiped my bum and the tissue was absolutely covered in poo my bum was all chocolately lol. Then on the 2nd wipe it was less messy, 3rd wipe was even less all in all by the 5th wipe my bum was clean again. I got up off the loo pulled up my panties and grey shorts and flushed the loo and left the fan on as it was still smelly from my poo and washed my hands. This was my 2nd poo if the day the one I had in the morning was a mushy, sloppy/sludgy one which also was quite smelly but it's because my belly has been a bit messed with meds that in a week or so everything will settle down.

Well that's it from me for now, I'm feeling a whole better now having had a good poo ... Happy days!
Love to you all xx


John H

A quick comment

Hi all.its been a while.
I am enjoying all the posts but want to give a shout out to George.
I really enjoy the detail that you include in your posts.
It's good to see you posting again and I would love if you could find a way to post more often.
Thanks for sharing and I look forward to reading more from you.
That's all for now.
Take care all,
John H


Laurie
Hi Jeb~ No stories about poop im more of a pee person, sorry maybe more pee stories though. Yes they get it everywhere and anywhere. Daughter and i always told g daughter just go wherever/whenever even if it makes a mess. I guess u can say we are a little like car mom when it comes to where to go, although im not sure if carmom lets her daughter pee the door panels or from the back window dash area (above backseat) but I even let g daughter do that.
As far as the smell we can always clean if it gets to be to bad of a smell but it typically dont bother us. Hope that answers ur questions and i will tell more stories soon. thats it for now


Anon

To Christa:

Hey Christa, sorry to hear of the ending of that story, but it happens. Remember to endorse yourself (give yourself a pat on the back) for coping with the day and being around all the noise and activity. Learn to do this for all the accomplishments that you make large or small. This will do a lot for your self esteem and don't dwell on the mishaps, you can't change what's already happened. BTW, I bet you and your mom will be a lot more careful to check your supplies before going out again. LOL


Dominic

to LINDA

I’m actually not overweight, in fact, I’m quite skinny and I always have been. So that doesn’t seem to be anything that affects my constipation.

I do love food, even if often makes me constipated. I tend to eat a decent amount, it just seems to cause me to have really big poops, but they don’t come out when they’re supposed to a lot of the time unfortunately. Sometimes I find myself eating more junk-type things as well, which definitely doesn’t help. But even when I eat healthier things, I still often end up a bit constipated.

And yeah, I&#8217;m constipated at the moment >.< I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s too bad, but it&#8217;s been a couple days since I went. The last time I did I was decently constipated. I could tell by &#8220;test pushing&#8221; that it was going to be a hard turd, so I decided to squat from the get go this time. It actually didn&#8217;t take too long to start coming out like usual, but it took some hard pushing to move it on out. I grabbed onto the turd with a piece of toilet paper as it was inching out and I could feel how hard and wide it was! But it was so relieving to get it out&#8230;almost clogged the toilet again too when I went to flush it. So I was constipated a bit, but it didn&#8217;t take very long to get it out (though it took a lot of pushing), especially since it was one big turd this time.


Tlana

Last Week of School Poo Problems

Our school year ends on Friday so this week is chaos at our school with the 8th graders celebrating and the other classes suffering from what's happening with fire alarms going off, toilets being deliberately jammed up (notebooks and papers dumped in the bowl and stacked higher than the seat and then the toilet's flushed), sinks overflowing and the grossest thing--a guy positioning himself an inch or so off the toilet seat and directly releasing his crap on it. My friend Lorenz came upon it as he was about to lift the seat to wee. Because the guys' seats are black, he said one of the 5th, 6th graders could have ended up sitting in it because many of them are rushed while pooing.

Yesterday, Lorenz was again frustrated by the condition of the bathrooms. He sits at our first hour study hall table, checked out to use the bathroom and you could see he was constipated and in a bit of discomfort, but when he returned after about 10 minutes, I asked him how it went and he told me that all six toilets in the bathroom that our end of the building is allowed to use had wee over the seats, bowls that were clogged and that two more of the stall doors had been removed by the administration. These are things that Lorenz has had a hard time adjusting to. So after school we went to a final exam review in math and while we waited for our later bus, I could tell he was having discomfort. When I brought the subject up and told him I needed to go in and wee, he upset me a little when he started complaining again about the boys toilets. So I grabbed him and shoved him into the girls room which was right around the corner where we were standing.

There were three stalls. The middle one had the door off and there were splashes on both sides of the seat. I felt really good that both Lorenz and I would have doored stalls. I told Lorenz it was his choice. He looked at both and selected the first one. I saw him drop his shorts and blue boxers to the floor and turn around and take the seat. I entered my stall, seated myself and started my wee, but listened carefully to his progress, hoping that he would be successful. At that point a girl came running in, swearing at someone on her phone, and she immediately dropped her jeans--and then threw herself onto the weeded-on seat with a thud. I counted three heavy-duty thuds into the water within less than a minute and then she swore again when she went to pull some of the toilet paper slips out of the holder and there were one. Again, she swore and she quickly stood, pulled up her jeans and walked out without flushing or washing her hands. I finished, walked over to Lorenz and asked how he was doing. Instead of standing up, he slid back on the seat, spread his legs more and I could see that he had half-filled the toilet. I took on a playful voice like his mother and pointed at him and said to wipe thoroughly. He pointed to the empty toilet paper holder. I went back to my stall, but I was out too.

I got to thinking to myself that at least we tried and had made some progress with him.


Zip

Nice story, Drew

Hey Drew. You were right, I did like your story about using the doorless stall at the rest stop. The rest stops on the highway in California used to be like that somewhat, but they have mostly been remodeled.

I know you said you would rather be seen on the toilet by a female. I haven't ever been actually seen by a female while on the can, but I have had them cleaning the floor around my stall and changing paper, washing sinks, etc while I've been dumping. Of course, the stalls had doors, but they could see my feet, legs, pants and briefs below the partition.

I've had many guys see me taking a dump, as you can tell by my posts. In fact, a couple of my more recent posts recount how a buddy of mine really likes to watch a guy dump and paid close attention as I dropped a load while squatting on the seat. It is my new favorite way to evacuate my bowels, and when the opportunity arose, I let him watch. Kinda funny to have someone pay attention to you while you are crapping. But what the heck. Whatever floats your boat....

I will be visiting a buddy of mine out of town, and a couple of times before, he has had to bring me paper because there wasn't any in the bathroom. Maybe he won't stock up again, and he may have to bring me paper while I'm squatting on the can! LOL! I think he would kinda freak out to see me perched up there. He will be traveling to Europe next month and I told him he needs to find a squatting toilet. Best thing for him. Maybe I will show him the pic I emailed to a friend of me using the squat. Ha! Better not freak him out too much.


Linda

Post Title (optional) Badly constipated!!!!

Well I've been having a bit of trouble pooping since I last posted but I was able to poop almost every day. However, I only pushed out hard pebbles and it took lots of effort to get them out.

Now I'm really backed up again. In fact, I'm constipated with a vengeance!!!! Luckily my house mate has gone away for the whole weekend so I was able to do a poo last night, at home. It was absolutely horrendous and I had an extremely difficult pooping session on the toilet!!!

I got home from work, around 4 pm. I took my pants and knickers off and started walking around the house. I hadn't pooped properly for the whole week and I had gone 2 days without doing any poo at all. I was literally full of poo, lethargic, miserable and bloated. My stomach was rock hard and I was doing lots of loud farts. I did some gently pushing and straining as I walked around but I wasn't getting much of an urge to poop. I went into the bathroom and smeared lots of KY jelly around my anus. I even stuck a finger up there, with some KY on it and felt around to see how high the poo was. It was high up, I could just feel the tip of a gigantic, rock hard turd. I could also feel lots of rock hard pebbles, lining the inside of my anus. Of course, I had lots of liquid poo up there too. It was all over my finger when I had finished with the KY jelly.

All that feeling around up there, caused me to do lots of farting and I was now getting a stronger urge to poop. I stood in front of the mirror and pushed hard. My large bottom was jiggling as I pushed. I pulled my butt cheeks apart and tried to look at my anus. I could just see it - my hemarrhoids were sticking out too. I kept pushing hard and I could feel the poo moving down slowly. I head my anus crackling as it opened up. I did more farts as I pushed. Then I really had to bear down. My face was red and contorted as I struggled to get this poo to move down. My anus opened up even more as the poo stretched it apart. My hemarrhoids were hurting and my anus was burning. I didn't care and I kept pushing and straining with all my might.

After 35 minutes, I needed a rest. I had another look at my anus and about an inch of poo was sticking out. It looked wider than a coke can!! It had really stretched my anus apart, beyond its limits and my hemarrhoids were red and bulging. My anus was on fire and it hurt like hell!!! I stayed in the bathroom while I rested for 5 minutes. I had to get back into it, before my anus decided to suck the poo back in. This time, I grunted loudly "Uuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I got so loud that I think the neighbours might have heard me!! But I didn't care. I did some more grunting "UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

It helped a bit and the poo continued moving down. I bore down with all my might, pushed and strained. Then I squatted, which also helped me because I felt the poo coming out a bit further. I stayed squatting for 15 minutes, pushing and straining with all my force. I got up again and had another look at my rear end in the mirror. This time, about 5 inches of poo were sticking out. I walked around the lounge room, with the big poo sticking out of me. It was stuck fast and not budging. I went into the toilet and sat down. I did some more grunting "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Jeez I was so constipated!!!!!!

I pushed and pushed and pushed like there was no tomorrow. The poo slowly moved down further and it was getting wider and wider, the more it came out.

By now, over an hour had easily passed by. I got up off the toilet and went for another walk around the house. I felt so uncomfortable, with a bit brown snake between my legs. I looked down and I could see the poo between my legs - it was massive!! About 8 inches were hanging out of my butt now. I went into the bathroom and had another look. I pulled my butt cheeks apart and they jiggled as I did that. The poo was so massive and my anus was literally on fire too. It felt as dry as sand paper! My hemarrhoids were hurting like hell and bleeding. I looked a terrible sight!! If anyone had seen me like that, it would have been like a nightmare - it was definitely a nightmare for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got back on the toilet and pushed and strained. I gave it everything I had!!! Finally, after an hour and 45 minutes, the poo was almost out. I bore down with all my might, screwed up my face, closed my eyes and pushed like I had never pushed before!!!!!! I had to continue pushing for 10 minutes and it felt like the poo was never going to come out. FINALLY, after 2 hours, the monster turd came out!!!!! It was 16 inches long, hard as a rock and very dry!!! My anus was so sore after that and my hemarrhoids were really sticking out and bleeding.

I haven't done a poo today and I probably won't do one today at all. I don't enjoy being constipated all the time lately!!!!!


Emma b

Held it five days

On monday morning, I decided to try holding my poo untill friday night as I love the relief of it when I finally get to go. As the week went by I became more and more aware of the need to empty my bowels and by the time I got to friday morning I was bursting to go. I went to work and as I walked past the toilets I thought about going in to have a poo because I was worried about pooing myself at work. I resisted the temptation though and clenched every time I felt the urge. Having a wee was difficult without letting any poo out but I managed it. By mid morning I was getting really desperate and I was scared I might have an accident at work so I went to the toilet at the back of the shop. When I got there I thought about how long I'd held it so far and giving up now would be such a shame so I just had a wee. I made it untill lunch time with the most urgent need to relieve my bowels ever but somehow I resisted the temptation to give up. Home time seamed to take forever and by the time five oclock came around I was fighting to keep control of my bowels. I knew I had to get to the toilet but I took a deep breath and clenched hard and won the battle. I walked out of the store thinking I was going to poo myself on the way home and to be honest I liked that risk. I got on the bus and walked down to the back of the bus but the driver drove off, unbalancing me which caused me relax the grip on my bowels and I felt a turd push it's way past my bum hole. I clenched hard but I couldn't help letting about three inches out into my knickers. No one noticed but I knew I'd pood myself and it was quite exiting. When I got to my stop, I got off the bus and felt the most incredible urge to go. I saw a large bush and I ran behind it, pulling my skirt up as I ran. I ripped my knickers down and bent forward as there wasn't time to squat. The load was soft and mushy and there was a lot of it. I managed to squat as it came out and what a relief! I felt about ten pounds lighter. I looked at the small turd in my knickers and took them off and used them to wipe myself. I left them behind on top of the pile of poo I'd done and walked home feeling a lot better.


JW

To: "Vute linda"

Is that you Cute Linda?? Who the hell are you...I wonder what the heck happened to you. You sort of fell off the earth...how you doing? You must be a grown woman by now!!!!


Brandon T

comments & stuff

TO: Katie Lover great story.

To: Marissa great story it sounds like you had a good poop and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to.

To: Christa great story.

To: Emma B great pee story.

To: Shane great story about your wife Annies big poop it sounds like she really had to go and I bet she must have felt pretty good afterwards to.

To: George great catch it sounds like Sandra had some good poops.

To: Jessie first welcome to the site and great story.

To: Amber great story it sounds like your sister had a really great poop.

To: Annie great story and what better way to end constipation then eat a very tasty laxative that takes the form of a fruit and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Brittany great story.

To: Victoria great story I bet that poop felt amazing and I bet you felt great afterward to.

To: Sarah great story.

To: Bloated Butt great story it sounds you guys all had really great poops.

Well that's all for now.

Sincerely Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Frank Jr

Totally Humiliating

Last week, I was on a business trip with my boss and agroup of collegues. Having been on a meeting throughout the day, we stayed out late and so when we got back to the apartment, I was so wore out that I drifted off to sleep, within seconds of my head hitting the couch while waiting for my turn to use the restroom which I badly wanted to pee.
When I was deep into my dreamland, I was dreaming that I was on a rocking back and forth boat, trying to find a toilet. there were so many people around. I felt yucky on the boat but I had to GO! I was afraid I was going to wet myself in front of the crew members but, luckily, I found a restroom in the center of the ship. I sat down and began to relieve myself. It felt so good.
After a period of time, I felt the warmth of the pee on my legs and got scared and woke up from the dream.Standing by the side of couch, the seat was wet, my pantsI was wet..I was MORTIFIED!!! Especially in front of my boss and collegues. I could not move, or think, or even breathe. I didn't even have enough sense to run away or cover myself. I just stood there letting my bladder to do it job and I can't do anything to make it stop. Everyone saw my pants get wet and my pee as it ran down my legs. There was a massive puddle by my feet which was still growing as I was still wetting my pants.
I didn't know what to do!! A few of the collegues burst out laughing. Tears of shame were welling up in my eyes, and I stared to cry uncontrollable, like nobody business. My boss was kind enough to help me to the bathoom
First time I wet myself as an adult, I cried for the rest of the night in the bathroom. It was too much. Too much to endure. It's REALLY embarrassing. I'm a grown adult in my 20.


John-on-the-John

Answers to Steven A's "Would You Rather..." survey:

1. Would you rather have to only have to pee or poop for the rest of your life? Rather a hypothetical question. This necessity of life I have learned to enjoy.

2. Would you rather have diarrhea or constipation? I would rather have diarrhea. I take some immodium with me on holiday just in case, but rarely have to use it.

3. Would you rather go to the bathroom in the woods or knock on a random person's door to ask if you can use their bathroom? I would never knock on a random person's door. I don't like using the toilet at other people's house. Sometimes it may be necessary for urination, but the 'Number 2 function' - only if I am staying overnight.

I have occasionally gone in the woods, not always easy to get in the right position, though learning to squat in toilets abroad is a useful skill in emergency.

4. Would you rather use a bathroom without doors or stalls in case of an emergency? It's a question of which is more embarrassing. To me, it's less embarrassing for someone to see me sitting with my trousers round my ankles, than to smell me when I've dirtied (or wet) my pants.

5. In school during class when a teacher won't let anyone go to the bathroom do you sneak out without getting caught or try to hold it during class time? When a pupil at school, I only remember having to ask permission once for a bowel movement (which turned out to be the starting of dysentery) and once when I was violently sick (fortunately I made it to the school toilets.)


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