Ashley
Hey everyone its Ash! i hope that everyone is doing well ! i hope that all the ladies had a Happy Valentines Day! today iam here with an experience that happened a month ago! On January19th i was coming home from work!~ i had to work till 11pm! i always stop at the 7 eleven by where i live on a regular basis! on this night i as feeling the need to take a much needed shit! i had eaten my usual three meals a day! but i had big dinner that night! in my recent posts here on the forume i have posted about stopping at the gas station and using the ladiesroom! however this time the situation was different! as i made my way to the ladiesroom i pushed the door opened and noticed a huge crowd of woman in the bathroom ! it was a saturday night and it seemed that a big group of womans softball team that needed to relieve their aching bowels! the ladiesroom stunk really bad! some of the teenage girls were commenting about how made the bathroom smelled! alot of them had their tee shirts covering their noses! both stalls were completley taken and the other woman told me that it would be at least 30 minutes till they were out of the bathroom! i knew that the only other options would be for me to use the mensroom! i knew that i couldnt hold it and i didnt want to have an accident! so i ended using the mens bathroom ! the door was open! the mens bathroom had a urnial and a stall! the stall was completely empty! the bathroom was nice and clean! so i closed the door and placed myself on the tiolet! i pulled down my light pink panties! i took my tampoom out and placed it in on the ground! i started peeing! my pee stream quickly stopped! then i let out a fart! then i felt the first turd making its way out! then it hit the water! then i farted again! then the second turd made its way out! then i farted once again! the final turd was making its way it took 10 mintues! i was continuing to push and push! then it finally came out! i finished my bathroom session off with wiping i grabbed a decent amount of tiolet paper and started wiping my butt and around the vagina area as well! after i was done i placed my dirty tiolet paper in the tiolet and got up to look at what i had created!~ i created a huge snake about 15 inches long! then i created a small turd which was 4 inches long ! then the rest was just a pood scattered in several small pieces likes peices of ceral in a bowl! i got up and reached for the lever and flushed the creation down the drain! i washed my hands with warm water and soap! then i used a paper towel and picked up my dirty tampoon and placed it in the trash can! i exited the bathroom and purchased a good bite to eat!
Love,
Ashley
ps. will Godbless everyone and lookforward to the new posts on this forume!
<Unknown Dumper
Nice story, Tina. Sorry to hear about your incident. Happens to the best of us...to say the least.
P>fernando
Beach pooper: I really liked your story. I have never pooped at the beach before, but really want to try it. It must have been cool to drop your load secretly with all those people standing around.
College kid: dumping in a garbage can is cool. I did this once myself when I was at a park not far from my house. Me and some friends were playing basketball and I had to poop. It was the weekend and the bathrooms were closed so I went over to a trashcan that was located behind some bushes. When I was sure I was alone, I dropped my drawers, squatted my butt over the can and pooped out a long dangly log. As I was finishing up, a lady and her daughter who were visiting the park spotted me from far away. I heard the little girl yell "mommy that Mexican guy is poo pooing in the garbage can. I pulled my drawers up immediately and ran home as fast as I could.
Anonymous guy: I loved your last post. Especially the part where you mentioned pooping next to the big guy and not knowing what to expect. I am a big guy myself. Not fat but chunky or husky. Because of my size, people probably think I can make some huge turds and they are right! I have been known to clog many toilets in my day lol. To answer the question you were asking: I usually put a seat cover or toilet paper down on the seat of a public toilet when I am going to poop. Sometimes, if the bathroom looks really, really clean, I will just sit my butt on it without a cover. However, public toilets are usually gross, so this doesn't happen often.
adios
John H
comments and my latest college pooping experience
Hey all.
I am going to share a story that I didn't get around to putting in my last post but some comments first.
@Marissa, thanks for the update. Its good your brother understood that it wasn't your fault. Its good also that you are not as embarrassed about it anymore. If you feel that you liked the feeling of peeing in your pants then why not give it a try. Just make sure its in a private setting as you said. If you like it you are not harming anyone and keep us updated.
@Jed, Hey thanks for sharing your story. It was very nice of you to be so helpful to your friend. Have you had anymore toilet related situations with her since?
@Mis Hi, hey and welcome. That sounded like a massive clearout. It must have felt amazing to push it all out.
@Jordan, Re using public toilets I have no issue with using one if I need to. If the urge isn't to strong then I will hold it until I get home as I like to relax and take my time in the bathroom.
@Anonymous Guy, when I use public toilets I almost always put down some toilet paper on the seat. Sometimes I'll even throw a bit in the bole to prevent splash back. I always check how much toilet paper there is before hand and if there isn't much then I will keep what's left to wipe myself with. Good question by the way man. Will be interesting to see what other people post on this matter.
This story happened in college.
It was half way through the day and I had a strong urge to go to the toilet so I left during class as I couldn't wait until lunch and headed for the nearest bathroom. When I went in the bathroom was busy but the first cubical was free so I went in and locked the door.
As I lined the toilet seat with toilet paper a few people left and there was only one person outside washing his hands.
Normally I like to drop my load when a hand dryer is on or something but this time I wanted to be heard as I knew it was going to be an explosive one.
Quickly I dropped my trousers and boxers and sat on the toilet. I relaxed my hole and there was the sound of some soft farts and poop making its way out. Just as I was getting started though the person outside turned on the hand dryer so the first log plopped out unnoticed.
I relaxed for a moment as I really needed to get that out. The guy left the bathroom so I was alone.
I pushed again and produced several more soft logs which were accompanied by loud farts that echoed in the bole. After a few minutes I decided that I should finish up and head back to class but every time I felt empty there would be more farts and soft poop so I kept going. I really was pooping up a storme.
Just before I was about to wipe myself I heard a noise and realised that it was the sound of someone pulling toilet paper from a few stalls down from me.
Someone had been listening to my little show all along and they never made a sound.
I didn't want my listener to see me so I stayed on the toilet until he left and then I wiped up using a considerable amount of toilet paper in the process.
I washed my hands and went back to class feeling a lot better.
I haven't used a public toilet since this happened so it will be interesting to see if I will have the courage to repeat the show with people around the next time.
That's all for now.
Take care all,
John H
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Anatomy Student
More advice for Kelly
I read someone suggesting that you are normal. I rad another suggesting you "dig" the poop out... No offense, to each their own, but digging inside the rectum can potentially cause tears that will itch and burn. If you are uncomfortable, you are constipated. Normal means it is almost relaxing, smooth, and almost effortless. I have Ibs and flip between the runs and dry marbles, but in between the 2 I have nice comfortable bms. If you want real help, go see a doctor. People on the Internet like me are far from experts. Stool softener a and wheat bread with fruits and ???? is the best option, but if you would rather dig in your butt whatever. But seriously, the doc knows best.
Parent
Squat Potties
We train our kids to squat at home and sit outside of the house. They prefer to squat but can sit.
college kid
First post and little story
Hi. I'm an 18 year old male in college and my friend told me about this site, but he doesn't post. I think its cool what everyone talks about here and I am interested in joining in.
I will start off by telling a short story about me and my roommate Drew. We were paired up as dorm roommates together randomly at our college and we didn't know each other, but now after almost 6 months were great friends. Our college dorms have communal bathrooms, which means the whole floor shares a big bathroom at the end of the hall. It is a very big hall and our room is the farthest possible one from the bathroom. It is a pain in the ass if you have to get up and go in the middle of the night. Me and Drew complained to each other about it a few times the for the first month or so. But one night, I woke up from a sound I heard. I turned my head to see Drew sitting on something by his bed, and it looked like his pants were down. I turned on my light which scared him a bit, and I must have looked confused. Drew was sitting on our plastic garbage can, which is only about a foot tall (and luckily has no holes in it), and he had his pants down. I could hear he was peeing into the can. "Sorry dude I didnt mean to wake you and I know this probably seems really gross, but I really didnt want to put clothes on and walk all the way down there in the freezing cold for the bathroom" Drew said. I understood, because I even thought of that idea myself once, but didn't do it. I smiled and said "Dude youre a genius" and he laughed. I told him it was a good idea and we should make that garbage can the official middle-of-the-night toilet. He agreed, and went on with his poop. It smelled pretty bad, so he sprayed some axe on it and it was fine. Ever since then, we have been using our make shift toilet at night, and I have some funny things to tell about it. Plus, I have experiences in the real bathroom that are worth telling. I hope everyone enjoyed.tim
unasex bathroom at work
the bathrooms at my work are unisex and 4 stalls ad 2 urinals
so i used to work with this girl named Kelsey and one day i was washing my hands after taking a piss when she came running in grabbing her ass and all 4 stalls were in use and all shitting. she was almost crying when she let go i saw a big bulge in the back of her pants. finally someone came out and she went in to begin the clean updancegirl
super embarrassing accident...advice?
I am a 16 year old girl and had a terrible awful accident the other day. At dance practice I was feeling sick and I was worried I was getting a virus. We wear very tight one piece spandex dance costumes which are hard to take off to go to the bathroom. Anyways eventually while we were dancing I had to run off to the bathroom. It has 3 stalls and it is nice and clean. I ran to the first stall and leaned over the toilet, and puked into it. I was throwing up really badly and I hoped no one could hear. My best friend came in and was worried about me. I told her to wait outside the stall, which the door was open to. She stood behind it to comfort me. As I went to throw up I felt a fart that I couldnt control, and it came out as I puked but it wasnt a fart. It was watery diarrhea that squirted into my spandex costume and spread all over my legs and butt. My friend behind me saw what happened and gasped. I was frozen in embarrassment and pain. My friend yelled "Oh no! Wait there I will help!" She grabbed the little garbage can from the other stall and came to me. She turned me around to face her and helped me take off my dance costume, all very quickly. She sat me down on the toilet and held the garbage in front of my face. I had massive waves of diarrhea and puked a few more times. By now the poop from my dance costume was all over the floor and stinking the place up. My friend was so unbelievably nice and helpful to me and she was so understanding. I was so embarrassed that day, has anything like this ever happened to anyone???
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Petra great story about you pooping in front of your boyfriend it sounds like it was a good poop.
To: Punk Rock Girl great story it sounds like you got a great cleanout.
To: Jellytots it sounds like and that woman both had a rough time stomach bugs suck.
To: P.Princess and Megan great stories
To: OG great catch as always
Well thats all now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Tina
After Practice
Hi. I'm 18 and a senior in high school. I was on my way home after basketball practice when I had an accident.
I hate using the bathrooms at school for more than just number one, and had been holding a good "deposit for the bank" all day. Towards the end of practice I had really been feeling it, and was looking forward to getting home and giving birth to my mud baby.
As soon as I got in my car my body thought the sitting position meant it was time for delivery. I clenched and got things under control, quickly starting my car and heading home. Halfway there, I got stuck behind an accident. After half an hour, my body couldn't hold back any longer. I didn't realize what I was doing at first, but lifted my butt off the seat and proceeded to drop an enormous load in my panties and shorts. I felt my underwear tent out as the massive log made its exit from my body.
Finally traffice started moving, I drove the rest of the way home keeping myself slightly off my seat. Once there I made my way inside and bluffed my way past my parents and upstairs to my bathroom. I dropped my shorts, the bulge in the back of my Hanes high-cuts was huge. I got cleaned up, rinsed my panties out and hung them to dry.
Has anyone else had that feeling, when you have to go so bad you can't hold it anymore, and you just lose control, and don't realize what you're doing until after?
beach pooper
This is just something me and my friends tried a few summers ago. We wanted to go to the beach and take a poop in the sand with all the other people around but never get caught doing it. We found this really funny and entertaining when we were 13, so this is what we did.
Four of us went to the beach one hot day. We made sure to eat a big breakfast, and later a big lunch, and by then the beach was packed with people. One by one, we started to feel the urge to poop, but we waited til the others were ready. We dug small holes in the sand next to each other, only less than a foot deep and about the size of a toilet bowl. It just looked like we were bored and playing with the sand to everyone. We jumped in the water for a second to give us a reason to dry off and wrapped our towels around our soldiers. We carefully sat down on our holes, side by side, still wrapped up in towels. We were able to get the back of our bathing suits down past our butts and still be covered by the towel. From there, it was easy to poop right into the sand. I remember I farted loudly during my poop and a lot of people around looked at me, which was embarrassing. But it felt cool to do that right in the middle of the crowd. About mid poop, I got nervous because I had to pee badly and couldn't get up. I whispered to the friend next to me and he said the same thing happened to him so he just peed in his bathing suit since it was wet anyway. I did the same and it felt great. When we were finished we pulled the back of our bathing suits back above our butts, and once the scene was clear enough of people, we grabbed our stuff and left so the beach goers could find our poop surprise.whizzer
to Kelly
kelly your problem is you are not hydrating enough and not getting enough fiber.
Try drinking as least 6 to 8 glasses of water a day and getting enough fiber and you should not have this problem.
Good luck to you!!Kung Poo
Hi Parent, no I don't have kids.Tech Guy
Juanita has diarrhea
I was telling my friend Jim about our lodger Fel that I wrote about on Page 2260. I didn't tell him about her toilet habits as I don't think he is interested in such things but he told me about a lodger that he used to have. Her name was Juanita and she came from a country where the predominant religion has a spiritual leader who recently announced his resignation.
In Juanita's country, large families are common and Juanita had 3 brothers and 4 sisters. She came to the UK to find work but she had no family here and she told Jim that he was like a brother to her. Juanita told Jim that in her family they never locked the bathroom door. Jim thought that Juanita had rather a nice bum and he often thought how much he would like to see it bare. One day, he got his wish.
Jim likes to spend a long time soaking in the bath tub and he has only one toilet, which is in the bathroom. One day while Jim was enjoying his usual long soak in the bath, Juanita knocked on the door and asked him if he would finish soon. He said "No."
Ten minutes later, she knocked on the door again and said, "Please hurry before I do mierda in my panteleta!" Jim thought that he would be cruel to her so he carried on soaking in the bathtub. Five minutes later, Juanita knocked and said, "I must come in, I am desperado!" She turned her back to Jim then she took her panties down, bent over and hovered above the toilet seat. Jim said, "WHAT are you DOING?" Juanita answered, "I am going to zetoilet! I have diarrea!"
I asked Jim what happened next and he said that he would leave it to my imagination but it was the most revolting thing he ever saw. I asked him what she did and he said, "She bared her bum and I saw runny diarrhea coming out of her arse hole! The smell was terrible." Juanita told Jim that it served him right for spending too long in the bath tub.
Jim said that after that, he fitted a lock to the bathroom door and then when her 6 month tenancy agreement came to an end, he didn't renew it. Jim doesn't share my interest in such things but if I had a lodger who did that, I would renew her tenancy agreement and reduce the rent to encourage her to stay.Im carl and im 17 last week i was traveling with my mum to visit family in the lake district all of a sudden i needed a poo and to make things worse we were stuck in traffick i told my mum my problem shd said there were some pull ups in the bag in the back seat which my aunt had left as her 12 year old daughter wets the bed i was desparate by this time so i climbed into the back seat and sliped on a pull up lucky enough it fit. I then crouched down and let go and pooed in the pull up an hour later we stopped off at a service and went into a disabled toilet my mum helped me clean up thank god for the pull up lol post more stories soon.
Big Dan
MISHY
Mishy your dumps sound incredible! Wish I could get some big dumps like that, they sound very relieving indeed! Do you find because of your build that you produce such bug dumps? I think that's the case with myself. Have you ever had one so big it hurt? And do you eat a lot of meat?PN
short story
Just pushed out a fairly big, solid log a few minutes ago. Did a small airy fart just before it came out. I had to push a little, and in the middle I stopped pushing for a little while and let it hang there stretching my anus. Does anybody else do that sometimes?
teetee
to oldpoop
@old poop do you fart loud in front of your wife? And when was the last time you farted loud in public?
I meant him farting loud. Does he in public for people to hear?
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Iemon
First time haemorrhoids
long time lurker.
This is just a shout out to all y'all who want bigger poops, don't even try.
I normally pass every morning and it's always soft and not particularly voluminous, while proportional to the previous days consumption. I only hold it (which is uncomfortable) if I ate too much spicy food the day before. I don't know how it works really but the poops are more dry and solid and burn less when I pass them if I hold it, and less is left on the inside of my anus I guess so it burns less on the exit.
However, this time I held it longer than 1 day and got somewhat constipated, and now I have a haemorrhoid which is uncomfortable even now laying in bed.
Learn from my lesson so you don't have to :/
peacenluvJohn H
comments and my latest college pooping experience
Hey all.
I am going to share a story that I didn't get around to putting in my last post but some comments first.
@Marissa, thanks for the update. Its good your brother understood that it wasn't your fault. Its good also that you are not as embarrassed about it anymore. If you feel that you liked the feeling of peeing in your pants then why not give it a try. Just make sure its in a private setting as you said. If you like it you are not harming anyone and keep us updated.
@Jed, Hey thanks for sharing your story. It was very nice of you to be so helpful to your friend. Have you had anymore toilet related situations with her since?
@Mis Hi, hey and welcome. That sounded like a massive clearout. It must have felt amazing to push it all out.
@Jordan, Re using public toilets I have no issue with using one if I need to. If the urge isn't to strong then I will hold it until I get home as I like to relax and take my time in the bathroom.
@Anonymous Guy, when I use public toilets I almost always put down some toilet paper on the seat. Sometimes I'll even throw a bit in the bole to prevent splash back. I always check how much toilet paper there is before hand and if there isn't much then I will keep what's left to wipe myself with. Good question by the way man. Will be interesting to see what other people post on this matter.
This story happened in college.
It was half way through the day and I had a strong urge to go to the toilet so I left during class as I couldn't wait until lunch and headed for the nearest bathroom. When I went in the bathroom was busy but the first cubical was free so I went in and locked the door.
As I lined the toilet seat with toilet paper a few people left and there was only one person outside washing his hands.
Normally I like to drop my load when a hand dryer is on or something but this time I wanted to be heard as I knew it was going to be an explosive one.
Quickly I dropped my trousers and boxers and sat on the toilet. I relaxed my hole and there was the sound of some soft farts and poop making its way out. Just as I was getting started though the person outside turned on the hand dryer so the first log plopped out unnoticed.
I relaxed for a moment as I really needed to get that out. The guy left the bathroom so I was alone.
I pushed again and produced several more soft logs which were accompanied by loud farts that echoed in the bole. After a few minutes I decided that I should finish up and head back to class but every time I felt empty there would be more farts and soft poop so I kept going. I really was pooping up a storme.
Just before I was about to wipe myself I heard a noise and realised that it was the sound of someone pulling toilet paper from a few stalls down from me.
Someone had been listening to my little show all along and they never made a sound.
I didn't want my listener to see me so I stayed on the toilet until he left and then I wiped up using a considerable amount of toilet paper in the process.
I washed my hands and went back to class feeling a lot better.
I haven't used a public toilet since this happened so it will be interesting to see if I will have the courage to repeat the show with people around the next time.
That's all for now.
Take care all,
John H
a question for all you marvelous posters
Hi everyone.
I am a 22 year old mail, and I am visually impaired with Hypopituitarism Septo optic dysplasia, (which means that I have no pituitary gland) and I was wondering, has anyone urinated for 3 minutes nonstop, or do you think I might have a gigantic bladder?trekkie
Kelly: I'm reminded of a lot of stories where some poor kid has laxatives shoved down their throat because someone believes the body should be on some schedule other than its own natural one. Don't do it to yourself! If your body's schedule is not causing you sickness or discomfort or anything (I know you had some near the end of that story, but do you most of the time? With that "need to go, a lot in there that won't come out" thing, how many times is a few times?) then it's working as it should be and the best thing to do is to not fix what ain't broke. There's no schedule you're "supposed" to have other than what works with your own physiology. If you usually feel backed up that's one thing. If you're okay and just not going as often as other people do, and the struggling is because there's nothing in there even though there "should" be based on others' schedules, then leave well enough alone. Using laxatives when you don't need them can result in lack of control or coming to be dependent upon them to go at all.
Jed: If it was me, I'd have held it, or tried, but I can't imagine you could have made things any worse; it was already going to be a place nobody wanted to use and a place it'd be hell for someone to eventually clean up. When it's a choice between sitting in someone else's mess(es), going in your pants, or going on the floor there's really no perfect answer.tawnie
advice for kelly n coments for jasmine k
To kelly: hey Kelly it's me tawnie sorry you're having trouble by pooping and having small poops um I have some advice for you you can try like you were saying some suppositories and that will work but have you tried digging out your poop when I have to use the bathroom and the poop won't come out I usually end up digging it out and that works for me so if you want to try digging it outso if you want to try it try this way first sit on the toilet have your pants around your ankles or off then spread your legs wide and go in between your legs and you can use your fingers or toilet paper to dig out that stubborn poop I know it sounds gross but it really works for me when I'm trying to get stubborn poop out let me knowit works for you or you can also try sitting on the toilet with your pants around your ankles and your legs spread and spreading your butt cheeks really wide and pushing hard so let me know how everything goes and if these advice works for you Thanks
And for jasmine k. how is your poop coming along are you still constipated a little bit how is your sisters so have you tried possibly digging or what or even spreading your legs and spreading your butt cheeks apart wide and pushing really hard either or digging it out or spreading your butt cheeks wide really works for me let me know girl
Thanks
Tawnie....
Petra
Pooped in front of my boyfriend
Hallo. My name is Petra and I have a story to tell. It was around Christmas time 2009, and I was meeting my boyfriend Lukas's parents for the first time. I was extremely nervous, but they turned out to be very nice and everything went really well.
His parents have a cabin in the woods that they stay in every Christmas. The woods were beautiful and it was surprisingly mild as far as Winter weather goes. Anyway, one morning when I woke up, I felt a strong urge to poop. I usually have very smelly poops and I didn't want to stink up the whole cabin, so I figured I'd just go out into the woods.
I started getting ready to go, but Lukas asked where I was going. I told him I just wanted to go for a walk and enjoy the scenery. He said to wait just a bit and he'd go with me. Internally, I wanted to just scream - the whole point was to be alone so I could poop - but I replied okay.
By the time we were both ready and had left the cabin, I really had to poop! I was doing my best to hide it from Lukas, and I guess it worked because he didn't notice. We walked for a while, until we were pretty far from the cabin. I was nearly at my limit for holding it, and finally I said that I needed to go to the toilet. He knew as well as I did there were no bathrooms anywhere around, and asked me if I thought I could make it to the cabin.
I told him I didn't think so, explaining that I had needed to go for a while but didn't want to interrupt our nice walk together. I said I would try to make it back to the cabin though. We turned around, but not even five minutes later, I knew my poop was going to come out, whether I had my pants down or not. I announced that I couldn't hold it and walked deeper into the woods to find a bit of cover.
I told Lukas not to watch, though I was too busy trying to get my pants out of the way to really notice or care if he was looking. The relief when I finally released my hold and started pooping was incredible. I had made it with only seconds to spare. I unloaded four large sausage like turds and as I had predicted, they were really stinking. I was just glad the smell wasn't trapped in the tiny bathroom back at the cabin.
It was only after I finished up that I realized I hadn't brought any paper to wipe with. I had no choice but to pull up my panties. I felt the squishy mess all over my butt. When we returned to the cabin, I went and immediately had a shower, as no amount of wiping would make me feel clean.