Becca
To Heidi: Mary certain did do a big poop that day. She told me she had been constipated and hadn't been for 3 days.
Mary stayed over at my house last night. This morning we both had to do a number two. We went to the bathroom together and I went first. I peed for a long time before passing a short piece. I passed another piece similar and then I was done. I wiped once in the front and four times in back.
After I got up, we examined my poop. It was two pieces, one four inches and the other three inches. I flushed and Mary sat down. Right away there was a plop. She peed while I could hear another piece crackling as it came out. It fell into the water with kind of a floomp sound. She continued to pee for a little longer. She stopped peeing and there was another plop. Then she wiped once starting in the front and going to the back. She wiped two more times only in the back.
Her poop consisted of a very short piece, probably only a inch and a longer one six inches or so. Then her longest one was about a foot long.
Later that afternoon, we went to the swimming pool and swam for the full two hour session. After we had finished, I had to go number two again. We changed back into our clothes and Mary left to wait for me outside as I got in line for the toilet. I was behind one other girl and a mom with young twins I'd say three years old or so. One of the two stalls opened fairly quickly, and the mom let the other girl go first, opting to wait for the handicapped stall. The girl went in. A few minutes went by before the handicapped stall came available and the mom and twins went in. Shortly after that, the girl came out of her stall and it was my turn.
I sat down but my need to go had gone away some. I continued to sit, hoping it would return. I listened to the mom in the other stall as her girls both peed and then she said "Good job. Now mommy has to do a poopy."
As I listened to her sit down and start pooping right away, my own need came back. I was able to push out a single firm piece. I only had to wipe my butt one time. The mom sounded like she was having a lot of small pieces and would be a while. I quickly looked in the toilet and saw my nine inch long piece. I flushed it away and left as the mom was still going.A.W.
Re: Tinkle at the fair
Hey Alley, great story! It was strange how ur friend made u wait to go pee lol. Hope u have more stories to come!
Christine, great pee accident story. You did great for holding as long as you did. If you have anymore accident stories, please write them :)oldpoop
false alarms
The past month or so I have had more false alarms than usual--times I would feel a full rectum but sit down on the toilet only to pass gas with no bowel movement. That happened again twice yesterday. The first time was mid-morning; the second time, I got up in the middle of lunch, excused myself, and went into the bathroom knowing I really had to poop; sat down, blasted out a couple of long farts, and pushed for the b.m., only to havee the full feeling go away. I went back and finished my lunch. Since I had already had a good early-morning movement, I was not worried about constipation. Later on in the afternoon, we went to our local grocery store, and I felt the sensation again. This time I could actually feel a turd pushing against my anus, so I again excused myself and went into the store's nice new bathroom. I sometimes carry a small mirror with me, and I used it to watch myself as I had a large slow bowel movement, several thick solid pieces 4-5" long each and a couple of smaller ones, a nice satisfying poop. But I wondered why that time was different from the earlier false alarms. Perhaps I am not drinking enough water to bulk up the stools.
How about it--Do any of you have similar false alarms frequently? You feel full and ready to poop, but when you sit down all you get is gas.
Jeremy
Girlfriend's amazing bladder capacity
I appear to be in the minority on this site, being someone who prefers peeing stories over ones about pooping. It seems to me that back in the days (from what I can tell from the archives anyway), there was a mixture of peeing and pooping stories. Now, it's shifted to almost exclusively pooping. To each his/her own, I suppose, but I know what I like...
On that note, I got quite lucky and found a girlfriend who has a very voluminous bladder, and on top of that, is okay with me listening to her pee. She usually pees only twice per day, in the morning and then not again until she gets home from work.
I asked her if she'd be willing to measure how much she pees, and she agreed. A few days ago, she came home from work and we went to the bathroom, where I had already set up a wide-mouthed, transparent, one liter container. She took off her pants and panties and squatted over the container and began to pee.
Her stream started off a weak trickle before suddenly changing into a roaring waterfall. I don't know exactly how long it took, but I'd guess no more than 30 seconds had passed before she had filled the container over half way and she was still peeing a lot. She kept peeing and when it got close to spilling over the brim, she cut off her flow. I dumped the container in the toilet and replaced it between her legs and she started back up again.
Once she had reached the quarter filled mark a second time, her pee stream wavered and died off. When she was fully finished, the container was filled to just past the 300ml mark.
I read somewhere that the average bladder capacity is about a liter, but she had just peed over 1300ml. Plus, it now occurs to me that she wasn't even really bursting to go. I bet if stretched to her absolute maximum, she could hold 2 liters.
Friday, July 27, 2012
Little Mandi
Annoying poops and surveys
My poops have been kind of annoying lately. I sit on the toilet give my little push to get started and it'll start to come out normal then I'll get this slight pain in my butt. When I feel it I stop my poop from coming out then let it out slower till its finally all out. Its getting annoying. Maybe its from my poops being too hard. I never push too hard so it can't be from that.
I bought a bottle of prune juice today. Next week when I have some free time I'm going to drink a lot and see what happend. I think I could use a clean out but I don't want to do an enema and I'm kinda nervous about taking a laxative.
Now for some more surveys. I enjoy those.
Mrs.Toilet Trooper's
Urination Survey
Age: 20
Gender: Female
1. On average, how often do you have to piss a day?
On average I'd say about 5 times a day.
2. On average, when you piss, what colour is your urine?
Normal yellow or clear if I drink a lot of water.
3. Do you have to piss at this very moment while taking this survey?
Nope
4. What type of beverages do you usually sip? (i.e coffee, water, soda, tea, juice, liquor, milk, etc.)
I mainly drink Water,coffee,soda,iced tea,vitamin water and gatorade.
5. Do certain types of beverages make you have to piss more frequently than normal? Only 1.
6. If so, what beverages might those be?
Coffee. It goes right through me.
7. Would you describe your bladder as weak, normal, or strong?
Strong. I could hold it for hours if I had to.
8. Have you ever had an accident where you pissed on yourself?
I've only once fully peed myself.
9. Have you ever pissed on yourself deliberately?
Not a full pee. Only some small squirts.
10. Do you wipe after you piss?
Always.
11. Have you ever drank an excessive amount of liquids just to make yourself piss frequently?
No
12. Have you ever pissed outside?
No
13. Have you ever pissed in something other than a toilet?
No
14. If so, where or what did you piss in?
I tried to pee in a maxi pad one time.
15. Have you ever pissed in the shower or bath?
Yes
16. Have you ever pissed in a swimming pool?
I don't think so.
17. Have you ever pissed in a natural body of water such as an ocean, lake, river?
Yes I've peed in the Ocean and Bay many times.
Females:
18. Have you ever pissed in a urinal?
No
19. Have you ever pissed standing up?
No
Males:
20. Do you prefer to use the urinal, toilets, or it doesn't matter?
21. Have you ever pissed sitting down?
Lorraine's
1. Do You Usually Fart Or pass gas After peeing and pooping.
Sometimes. I almost always fart after my morning pee.
2. Does A Fume or Odor Is Left after Using the Toilet
Sometimes
3. If You Have A Loud Fart After Using the Restroom, Do You usually Wipe
Not if I don't have to.
4.Do You Usually Spray the restroom After Farting
No
5. Have Anybody ever heard you pass gas or have you ever heard anybody else pass gas in the restroom stall
No one has ever heard me fart in public but I've heard others a few times.
6. Do You Have Wet Farts Often
No,I rarely ever get those.
7. Have You Ever Farted So Loud People Outside The Restroom Stall heard You
No. I'd never allow that to happen.
8. Do You Farts Usually have a weak, moderate, or strong smell
Most of the time they don't smell too bad.
9. Have You every Put Lotion on Your Butt Before Or After Farting
No
10. have You ever Been on The Phone in the restroom stall and farted and then was heard by the person you were talking too
No
11. Ever Had a Long & Continuous Streak of farts and keep coming
Its happened but it doesn't happen offen
12. Do you Have Explosive & Wet Farts Often
No I rarely ever get them
13. When You Do Fart, Do you Have any thoughts before, during, or afterwards
Not really. The only think I think about is trying to silence it and hope no one smells it.
14. Have Had any Unexpected farts you could not control or slow down
Many times
15. Even If It was Private, were you ever embarrassed after farting in the restroom
I don't get embarrassed when I fart at home and I try not to fart in public but if I did fart in public I'd be very embarrassed.
Vince
Mrs. Toilet Trooper's survey
Thought I'd de-lurk for a bit to take Ebony's pee survey.
Age: 29
Gender: Male
1. On average, how often do you have to piss a day? 4-5 times
2. On average, when you piss, what colour is your urine? Clear or slightly yellow
3. Do you have to piss at this very moment while taking this survey? No
4. What type of beverages do you usually sip? (i.e coffee, water, soda, tea, juice, liquor, milk, etc.) I have one coffee on workday mornings. Other than that I stick to water most of the time. That excludes alcohol, of which I usually drink beer; sometimes bourbon whiskey or some type of cocktail.
5. Do certain types of beverages make you have to piss more frequently than normal? Yes
6. If so, what beverages might those be? Alcohol or excessive amounts of water - pretty standard stuff.
7. Would you describe your bladder as weak, normal, or strong? Normal to strong
8. Have you ever had an accident where you pissed on yourself? Not since potty training
9. Have you ever pissed on yourself deliberately? Maybe while playing around in the shower; never while wearing clothes.
10. Do you wipe after you piss? Usually not necessary
11. Have you ever drank an excessive amount of liquids just to make yourself piss frequently? Yes
12. Have you ever pissed outside? Yes, many times
13. Have you ever pissed in something other than a toilet? Yes
14. If so, where or what did you piss in? Chamber pot, potted plant, Pringles can, empty soda bottles, trash can, plastic bag, maybe others...
15. Have you ever pissed in the shower or bath? Always
16. Have you ever pissed in a swimming pool? No
17. Have you ever pissed in a natural body of water such as an ocean, lake, river? Yes, in the ocean, also in a small lake
Females:
18. Have you ever pissed in a urinal? N/A
19. Have you ever pissed standing up? N/A
Males:
20. Do you prefer to use the urinal, toilets, or it doesn't matter? Usually urinal, it's easier - unless it's too crowded. I prefer a one urinal buffer zone.
21. Have you ever pissed sitting down? Yes, always while pooping and sometimes at night on rare times I have to get up to pee - so as not to wake up my wife.Tia
Tawnie's Survey
1: when useing the bathroom n goin pee /poop are your pants around your ankels or where? Out in public, I just pull them down to my knees. At home, I will drop them right down to my ankles or take them off.
2) do u spread your legs or wat when u go pee/poop? Yes. All the time. Unless I am peeing, of course. Just when I poop they are spread wide.
3) do u make loud plops,ka plunks, or quiet n if u do make loud plops or ka plunks do u get splash bacs? Usually I make plop sounds and if they are big poops, the plops can cause splash back.
4) when pooping in public have u heard other females make plopping sound or wat sounds do u hear? I have numerous women pooping when I am in a public bathroom. I have heard everything from diarrhea to constipation.
5) on a scale 1-10 how hard do u have to push? 10
6) when pooping in publc have u seen under the stalls n noticed the other females with ther pants around there ankels n spreadin ther legs? I have never seen other women have their pants all the way down, but there have been times where I have seen their legs spread apart and toes pushing into the floor.
7) when pooping. N pushing relly hard n still nuttin have u ever had your pants arond your ankels n spreadin your legs n wide n have to dig out your poop cause it was to hard or big to come out or half way stuck ..?. if u have had to dig say yes but if u have not had to explain how u got your poop out.. I've never had to dig. I just push and push until the poop finally comes out.
8) have u or any one u knew that has had to dig cause it was to hard or big or stuck to come out? Nope
9)when poopin n pushing hard have u ever had your legs sprad n pushing hard with your face all strunched up n red in the face? Lots of times. Most of my poops are like that.
Emma
to Noelle
I wouldn't worry about it at all. It's not too unusual a reaction, and it sounds like you handled it pretty well :) hope your bladder infection gets better soon!
If we ever meet, you can have a hug XD
To answer your question, once, when I was your age, I was tripping on LSD. I kept thinking that I was peeing myself, or about to pee myself, when really I let no urine out at all, even when I went to pee in the toilet. Most strange
Lots of love
Emma from LondonKaren
Interesting, haven't eaten corn in a week, yet ...
In my last post, which may or may not have gotten posted, I wrote about how I got pretty sick saturday night several hours after a spaghetti dinner at my brother's house. I feel alot better today but kinda tired with a washed out feeling. I've been able to keep down gingerale and triscuits with cheese. Feeling stronger though. Sipping now on a protein shake with protein powder, vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, honey, a frozen banana, and cocoa powder. Did a few air squats and went for a long walk this afternoon. So far so good.
As for the diarrhea, which ended early this morning, I saw remnants of corn and lima beans in it, and I haven't even had either of those two foods for over a week. Scale is down almsot pounds due to the water I've lost which means my carb load failed, I wanted to retain that glycogen for muscle building in my lower body. Tomorrow I may repeat my saturday workout and carb load again, quads and glutes are looking flatter than usual, my jeans are looser in the places I want them filled out.Alley
Tinkle at the fair
I'm 14 years-old, my friend and I about a month ago where getting ready for a fair that had come to town and we where in the car and putting on our make-up. I had bought one of those ultra-huge bottles of water. Once her parents started the car and we where on our way, I drank most of it and my friend drank just a little. Now, a little before we got on our way, my friend, she had warned me not to drink all of that water or I would pay for it, and she din't mean money,lol :) But anyway, by the time we had gotten looking for parking spots, I felt the urge for a tinkle, and a super-duper bad one at that. So, we parked and went into the fair and my friends parents told us we could go off by our selfs so we did. By this time my girl bladder was bursting at the seems, I told my friend this but she made me wait to stan in line for the potty so she could get some kandy, which was fair because she did warn me remember.So she got some kandy and we went to the line to potty. I had to go pee soo bad, and i'm telling you EXTEREAMLY BAD! I was putting my hands between my legs, crossing my legs, figditing up and down, hopping up and down, THE WORKS. My friend at this point side to me that I told you not to drink all that water, and she just rolled her eyes, I should press your bladder for this, she side to me, luckly she didn't but she should of because again she did warn me before and I did not listen, I was being so stupid. But anyway, By th time we got hafe way through the line, I couldn't hold my pee any, I went pee-pee all over my self, it was horrible I started crying my little eyes out.
So, tellme what you guy's think, espicaly you Brandon T :) You're an awsome guy :)
John on the John
Tia's 'old survey'.
I belong to the guy half (approximately a half) of the population, for whom the seat is irrelevant for most of our visits. But when we do use it, it's VERY relevant.
You ask in your list of questions in your survey: 'Is there a place you have pooped at but you won't do that again?
Yes, is the answer. I had an unnerving experience when a schoolboy, which I've only ever told one person about. I was aged 14.
Behind this it is necessary to mention the strict routine I had been taught - to allow at least 10 minutes after breakfast before catching the school bus, in the bathroom. My young uncle, my mother's younger brother, not many years older than me, helped to train me in this routine. He called it 'TTD' - 'Teeth and Trousers Down'. On this particular morning, multi-tasking, I cleaned my teeth while undoing my belt and zip, letting my trousers drop to my ankles. When I'd cleaned my teeth, I put some warm water into the wash basin to wash my hands when I'd wiped my bottom. I pulled my underpants down to join my trousers. I sat on the toilet and held my penis inside for a wee. Then I clasped my hands, but nothing happened except a few farts.
I knew it would be time to get my 'bus, and I called it a day, apart from a wipe of my rear because of the wind I'd produced, flushing the loo.
A quick wash of my hands, pulling out the plug, I made myself look respectable, put on my school blazer, and I picked up my backpack to go to school.
I felt the urge to 'go' during the lunch break, but hated using the school toilets for that purpose. There were no locks on the doors, and there was hanky-panky - pushing toilet doors open, standing on the toilet in the next cublicle, looking down, and pulling the chains (yes, they were very old fashioned toilets, which the school governors refused to modernise.) I think in the seven years at that school, I could count the number of times I pooped on one hand. (Sorry, I'd better alter the wording - the number of times I pooped was less than 5!)
Now after school I had to do an errand for my mum in a shop. Things by now were bubbling up in my lower regions. Before getting my 'bus home, I went to a men's toilet which I had visited once before to urinate. I hadn't liked it very much, because the urinals didn't have petitions, and there was a man standing there looking at other people. Fortunately, I had some paper handkerchiefs which I always carried. There was once cubicle, and there was a lock on the door. I pulled my trousers down just to my thighs, and my bowels immediately responded. But one thing which was disturbing. There was a small hole in the door, and a man looked through, and kept winking at me.
There was a police station nearby, and I think there must have been some incidents of perverts reported.
The one person I DID tell was my young uncle when he was home from university. He went and reported it to the police. He also said that I should have 'gone' at school when I felt the urge, and asked one of my friends to keep watch.
Not long after those loos by the police station were closed.
<Noelle
Accidents while high
Hi all. I've been a lurker for a long time, but finally got the nerve to post a story, mostly because I finally got a story to post. I'm 16, half Japanese, about 5' 2" tall, just under a hundred pounds (a scrawny little thing). I'm a bit shy about my body so I won't describe in too much detail... I've got a swimmer's physique though, so I'm pretty in-shape.
I live in California and recently got a medical card for marijuana. I thought it would cure my insomnia, which has gotten so bad that I can barely stay awake in school. I tried it, and it worked like a charm. I fell fast asleep, and had a good night's rest for the first time in I can't remember how long.
Last week, however, I smoked a lot more than I probably should have, and started getting really paranoid. As soon as I lay down to go to sleep, I farted really badly and realized that I probably had to poop. I started panicking because I couldn't really feel my body and didn't know how I could hold my poop in, so I clutched my butt and prepared to make a dash to the bathroom. As soon as I got up, however, I felt my bowels release and a huge turd fell into my nightshorts.
I was horrified, and didn't know what to do because I was so high. I sat back down on my mess, just trying not to let any more come out. I've NEVER had any trouble holding in my poop before, and have only wet myself once when I was twelve, so I couldn't believe what was happening. Eventually, I just lay on my side whimpering, trying to hold my butthole closed with my hand. All I managed to do was get messy hands and before long I let out another turd, then another.
That was the longest night of my life. I kept on wanting to go downstairs to clean up my accident, but I could hear my parents talking and didn't want them to see what I'd done. The longer I waited for them to go to sleep, the more I pooped my pants.
Eventually the weed made me too tired to stay awake, and I slipped into an uncomfortable drowse, still semi conscious of my cold and sticky bottom. The next day when my mom tried to wake me up I shouted that I wasn't feeling well, and would skip school today. Since I had never missed a day of school, she let me off the hook and I had to wait in my dirty undies for about four more hours until she finally left for work and I could clean up.
I got the worst diaper rash in my life from waiting so long to clean up. I also got a really nasty bladder infection because a lot of it went up my crotch... I'm sorry for all the details, I won't talk anymore!
Sorry if my story was too gross or graphic. It was a really really bad experience and I needed to share it somewhere where no one would know me.
Basically: my question is this:
Does someone else have an experience where they or someone they knew had an accident while high? Drunk is fine too, but I'm just feeling really uncomfortable about myself right now and knowing someone else is in the same boat as me would really cheer me up.
Noe-NoeBrandon T
comments & stuff
To: Beca first welcome to the site and great story about you watching Mary pooping it sounds like she really had to go and probaly felt pretty great afterwards to and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Karen as always another great story it sounds like you got the stomach flu hopefully its not ecoli and I hope you feel better soon diarrhea and vomiting are no fun and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tia as always another great story it sounds like you really were desperate and very lucky to make it to the toilet other wise you wouldve had a major mess to clean up and it sounds like you really emptied yourself out to and great story about you easy poop to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Poopygirly as always another great story it sounds like you werent the only one having a good poop it sounds like that other girl or woman must have felt pretty good after her poop to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Stevie as always another great story it sounds like you must have been desperate and it sounds like you had a nasty time thats kinda why you never trust a fart and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Jenn as always another great story it sounds like you had the dump hell from hell if not worse I bet that woman wont soon forget that and I bet they probaly needed a hazmat suit to enter that bathroom from the way you described it and it was lucky you didnt have an accident and it had a happy ending which is good your boyfriend became your husband and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Christine it sounds like you were beyond desperate to pee at least it happened at home in your bathroom which made easy clean up and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Heidi as always another great story it sounds like that big poop was like a cork holding back the diarrhea and it sounds like you had a good cleanout to I bet you felt great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Alley I hope you make it in time you could go outside and do it I look forward to the results of what happened.
To: Katiepie as always another great story it sounds like your dragon ball z powers backfired litteraly luckily you were on the toilet when they did now remember to use your powers for the greater good and to becareful where you use them lol and as always I look forward to your next pos thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
P>Musician
Gas
I've had the worst gas the last few weeks! I can't pinpoint a change in my diet that would cause this. But for some reason, every night I'll get into bed and all of a sudden have to let it out! My girlfriend doesn't appreciate this and who could blame her. It's getting to the point where I'm laughing about it, I was a little embarrassed at first, but now it seems to happen so often that . . . well . . . what else is there to do about it?
The only things I've been doing differently is smoking and drinking a lot less (trying to save money and drop about 20 lbs) and eating around 2,000 calories a day. I was drinking 4-5 times a week, and eating anywhere between 2,500 - 3,500 calories a day (not including the alcohol). It's a wonder I didn't get super mega fat. I've already lost about 10 lbs in the last month or so, and I'm guessing maybe it was all gas? Haha, seriously. Earlier tonight I started laughing as I got out of bed because I knew I was going to explode into the toilet and I did and it echoed throughout our new apartment (good thing the walls are sound proofed well).
Mrs. Toilet Trooper
Good afternoon, ToiletStoolers. It's Mrs. Toilet Trooper with a reply and survey.
To Jenn: That story you posted was entertaining to read. However, it was basically just a slightly edited copy of the story "Mimi's Revenge" from PoopReport.
Here is another survey that's been long overdue. I have been curious about other people's toilet habits ever since I discovered this website, and many people answered my curiosity regarding my last survey about doing number two. For those of you that took that survey, thank you again. I hope this survey about pissing is not problematic for anyone.
Urination Survey
Age:
Gender:
1. On average, how often do you have to piss a day?
2. On average, when you piss, what colour is your urine?
3. Do you have to piss at this very moment while taking this survey?
4. What type of beverages do you usually sip? (i.e coffee, water, soda, tea, juice, liquor, milk, etc.)
5. Do certain types of beverages make you have to piss more frequently than normal?
6. If so, what beverages might those be?
7. Would you describe your bladder as weak, normal, or strong?
8. Have you ever had an accident where you pissed on yourself?
9. Have you ever pissed on yourself deliberately?
10. Do you wipe after you piss?
11. Have you ever drank an excessive amount of liquids just to make yourself piss frequently?
12. Have you ever pissed outside?
13. Have you ever pissed in something other than a toilet?
14. If so, where or what did you piss in?
15. Have you ever pissed in the shower or bath?
16. Have you ever pissed in a swimming pool?
17. Have you ever pissed in a natural body of water such as an ocean, lake, river?
Females:
18. Have you ever pissed in a urinal?
19. Have you ever pissed standing up?
Males:
20. Do you prefer to use the urinal, toilets, or it doesn't matter?
21. Have you ever pissed sitting down?
Thanks,
EbonyTia
Wal-Mart Poop 2
Well I took another poop in the Wal-Mart bathrooms today. I had to poo all morning ever since I woke up, but I didn't have time to go in the morning before heading to work. I need at least 10 minutes to poop and I had less than that this morning. So all throughout my shift today, I could feel the pressure building up inside of me, and I was so anxious to get off work so I could finally poop! At noon, I was done work, and I headed next door to Wal-Mart. I went into the same bathroom as last time, but I took the 5th stall down this time. Another lady followed me into the bathroom, and we both started peeing at the same time. As she was wiping and about to leave the bathroom, I felt my poop coming out. I gave a little push and I heard the crackling sound that my poop makes when it's coming out. The first piece was pretty soft and I could feel it break off a couple times as it was coming out. All three pieces made a soft splash sound as they went into the water. I pushed for another 3-5 minutes and I heard a couple plops and splashes as two more small pieces came out. After some more pushing, another small piece came out. I had been on the toilet for almost 10 minutes, but I could still feel like there was a little bit more inside of me. A bunch of other ladies came in during that time frame, but they all just peed. I pulled my pants down a little more, so I could get into a more easier pushing position and then I got to work on the next bit of poop! I was letting out little grunts when no one when was in the bathroom, too. After some more strenuous pushing, a heard some more tiny plops. For the next 20 minutes, I just sat and pushed and pushed and pushed. All I managed another 5 small pieces or so. I felt pretty empty, so I wiped and flushed. Altogether, it was a 30 minute pooping session.Thirty Something Female
Held it too long again
Hello, everyone. Been away a while. Mostly from being busy, but also because aside from a few small leaks here and there (what else is new?) I've had nothing to add (which is a good thing, right?) Well, in true TSF fashion that all changed Sunday afternoon.
After a morning at church, then lunch with the family, it was back home for a quick change before heading back out again. I threw on a top and a pair of khaki Capri pants and flip flops and out the door I went with the kids while my hubby stayed home to work in the yard. I drove the kids to their respective drop-off locations for their activities and then I had to go to the store. I hadn't been to the restroom since before church, I realized, and since then had a glass of tea at lunch and had been drinking water as I usually do, and by then my bladder was letting me know. Of course I just ignored it and held it.
To the store I went instead and started filling the cart with groceries and such for the week. Not being a hurried shopper, this took at least an hour and by the time I was done my bladder was very full and I was getting pretty desperate. But of course I would be home before long, why use the public restroom at the grocery store when I could just hold it and go at home? So I shuffled my way through the checkout line, shifting my weight, crossing my legs, etc. I paid and wheeled my buggy out to the mini-van and began loading everything, having to catch myself a couple of times when a strong urge hit me, especially when lifting anything heavy.
I hopped into the van and began driving when I noticed that the gas light was on and I was nearing empty. I knew I wouldn't have enough gas to get home and then get back out to pick up the kids later so I decided to go ahead and fill up then, in spite of my desperation. I drove on, one hand between my legs squeezing to keep things inside, and found a gas station with a decent price not too far from home. I had to wait for a pump to open, of course. Then I had to get out and push all the buttons and swipe all the cards, the whole time standing with my legs crossed and doing the "pee-pee dance". I begged the pump to work faster and stood so that I could grab myself with one hand so that the pump handle blocked anyone else's view of me holding my crotch, dancing in places, squeezing for all my worth. Finally the pump stopped and the tank was full and I breathed a sigh of relief, but I guess I also relaxed a little too much. I felt a large squirt of pee escape and felt the tips of my fingers go warm and damp on the outside of my Capris and a trickle of pee move down the inside of my left thigh. I clamped shut and squeezed harder and cutoff the flow but I could tell from the wetness that it was bigger than just a small "leak" and that it was probably visible to the outside world. I slammed the pump handle back into the slot, resumed my pee-pee dance in earnest, not caring who saw that I was holding myself now, and begged the receipt to print faster. It finally did and I jumped back into the van and looked down. Sure enough there was a dark, obvious wet spot on my crotch and the very tops of my upper thighs and I'm sure it was slightly visible on my butt as well. No way I was going to run into the gas station bathroom now, not if everyone would see I had already started to wet myself!
I took a deep breath, resumed holding myself, and took off, driving a little faster than I should have been, and headed home. I got stuck at a red light - of course! - and sent my hubby a text that said "home in a few. need help with groceries and dry pants haha" The light changed and I took off, staving off soaking the carseat. I got a text back from hubby a minute later "ok. pee urself again!? ;)" (He knows me too well!)
I pulled into the driveway a few minutes later to find my husband standing a waiting with the garage door open already. The effort of pushing the brake pedal to stop caused another small leak despite my best efforts. I slammed the van into park, threw open the door and jumped out saying, "No time!" as hubby just laughed and shook his head. I tried to hurry towards the door to the kitchen but after only a couple of steps I felt "that feeling" and knew it was too late. I stopped moving and the dam burst and I began flooding my Capris completely. Hubby just laughed harder and I slowly turned around to face him, still going, making a big puddle on the garage floor. I just let it all go, face red but laughing with him, as he watched me completely piss myself for the umpteenth time in our lives. I finished and said, "Told you I needed dry pants." I stepped away from the puddle and kicked off my soaked flip-flops. I said, "I may as well help with the groceries now." We laughed as we grabbed bags and carried them inside and put everything away, my pants dripping here and there on the kitchen tile as I recounted my afternoon and how I had come to once again hold it too long and wet myself.
After we mopped up the pee puddle and drips from the floor I stripped off my soaked Capris and panties and threw them into the washing machine. (Funny how often the same or similar circumstances result in my winding up "bottomless" in my own house, which feels weird.) My yard-work sweaty hubby and I then hurried into the shower together and took very good advantage of our remaining hour of alone time without kids. Laying there afterwards hubby even admitted that seeing me have an accident was kind of cute and turned him on a little. I may have to have accidents more often, haha. ;-)
TSFShana
Squat poopster
Hello, it's me again.. :-)
I had a very satisfying dump this morning.
When I woke up, at 8.00, I went to the bathroom, took off my night clothing, and squatted on the toilet seat.
As soon as I relaxed, I started to pee firmly.
Il lasted for about 40 seconds, then it trickled and stopped.
My anus started to stick out a little, as I relaxed my anal muscles.
After a minute or two, I let out a loud and wet fart, and a few small but firm turds slid out of my hole, making a "plop..plop..plop.." sound.
After that I remained squatted, because I still felt some pressure.
About a minute later, i hade four more wet farts, but nothing but a little mucus came out of my anus.
Another minute or three later, I farted twice more, and a load of mushy poop shot out of my butthole, for about 30 seconds.
After that I was so relieved.
I sat there, squatted for another minute to make sure I was empty, farted once more, and wiped about 5 times.
XXXLORRAINE
FARTING INSPECTION SURVEY: IN THE RESTROOM TOILET STALL ONLY
1. Do You Usually Fart Or pass gas After peeing and pooping.
2. Does A Fume or Odor Is Left after Using the Toilet
3. If You Have A Loud Fart After Using the Restroom, Do You usually Wipe
4.Do You Usually Spray the restroom After Farting
5. Have Anybody ever heard you pass gas or have you ever heard anybody else pass gas in the restroom stall
6. Do You Have Wet Farts Often
7. Have You Ever Farted So Loud People Outside The Restroom Stall heard You
8. Do You Farts Usually have a weak, moderate, or strong smell
9. Have You every Put Lotion on Your Butt Before Or After Farting
10. have You ever Been on The Phone in the restroom stall and farted and then was heard by the person you were talking too
11. Ever Had a Long & Continuous Streak of farts and keep coming
12. Do you Have Explosive & Wet Farts Often
13. When You Do Fart, Do you Have any thoughts before, during, or afterwards
14. Have Had any Unexpected farts you could not control or slow down
15. Even If It was Private, were you ever embarrassed after farting in the restroom