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Marissa
Hi I am a 24 year old female from the Midwest. I am 5'7'' 128lbs, 34-20-32 size 6. I have green eyes and strawbery-blonde hair down to my waist that i usually wear in pigtails. I work in a cellular booth located inside a large mall, it is located on the second floor at the far end of the mall near a Dilliards. My shift starts at 11am, and I'm the only one there until Sarah relieves me at 7pm. Store policy forbids us from leaving the booth unless another employee is there or a mall security gaurd can be dispatched to keep and eye on it. I've had numerous close-calls and twice ive had an accident in my pants. The first time it happened was on a friday in july. I had worn a tight pair of baby blue sweat shorts with a white silk tube top. It was just after noon when I felt the familiar pressure of a large BM begining to move lower in my belly. I had been constipated for two days prior and I knew it was going to be a massive load. Throughout the entire day I was struggling to forget how badly i need to go, a few times i even had to sit on my heel until i regained control. I was so glad i had put on panties because I knew i had a stain in them by now and it woulda been my sweats if i hadnt worn them. By 5:30 I had to stay seated with my buttocks clenched as tightly as possible to avoid pooping my pants. I was so embarassed when i finally had to call mall security and ask them to send someone so i could go to the restroom. It was over ten minutes before the gaurd appeared, by then i was holding my bum with one hand and fidgeting quite noticably. I told him I would be right back and started to walk quickly towards the ladies rooms in the middle of the mall on the lower level. I made it to staircase in the center court when I lost control of my bowels. I began to fill my panties uncontrollably in full view of both the upper and lower levels of the center court. The baby blue material of my sweat shorts did nothing to hide what was happening and I just stood there frozen in shock while the massive load continued to come out. My face burned red with shame and i began to cry as tears welled in my eyes.. The bulge in my shorts was so big it looked as if I had a softball in my panties... but the brown wetness and the smell made it clear i had just pooped my pants. I waddled back to my booth without even goin to the ladies room. I told the security gaurd I had an emergency and had to leave. I locked the cases and shut off the register.. all the while drawing stares from people passing by as they noticed the now wet and sagging brown bulge in my shorts. I walked awkwardly to my car and sat down gingerly feeling my load as it flattened out across my ass..... I had to explain to my boss why I closed the store and I've heard rumors that mall security saved the video footage of my accident from the security camera located throughout the mall.

Thats all for now... I'll tell about the second time I had an accident in my next post..


To earn extra cash few guys in school work at our local supermarket. I know most by name, however, ond day a new guy named andy happened to be on the same brake and i met him just entering the gents. i wanted to dump real bad. anyway we just said hi and proceeded to enter, to my surprise we ended up in adjacent cubicles .

We were both obviously going to dump. The partitions were low so i could see andy's underwear had been lowered to his ankles, he was wearing mid blue briefs, bikini type. Wasn't too long before we were both plopping and farting. we ssemed to wipe at the same pace too.

I finsihed wiping my bottom and came out were andy was washing his hands, he laughed as we struck up conversation of how badly we both need to shit. We became good friends ansd now regularly dum p together at work, and chit chat as we shit and then wipe our bums.

how easely a good buddy dump can bring new friendship in us teen guys.


*Capt._Jansen*
i felt the urge of amonster poop come on the other day at the mall... so iu went to the nearest toilet. evryatall was occupied so i waited until some dude was done with his shit. the first person to come out was in the middle so i mosied on in to it and sat down on the seat. i know u shouldnt do this but i started to talk with the other 2 guys, we had a very nice conversation about movies and such... on to the crap. i started with a toilet rocker fart and 1 soft medium sized log immediatly after the fart, but there was a lot more after that. i then tried to push out a HUMONGUS sized poop witch came out in a bout a good 2 mins. the other people still there i decided the show was not over yet and the other 2 ppl must have the same crap as me as they were doing the same routine as i. after a bit more farts i came upon a bout of soft logs that lasted 1 minute and then another monsterous log. that 1 was a beast it took 5mins of pushing and talking to get that bad boy out of my a$$hole and into the toilet. by the way thesee were doorless stalls. that was it except for another toilet-rocker fart a a medium sized log... please reply back to me.

This is the life of a sniper,
belive me it's a hell of a life!


Cool pooper
i have to tell the poop of my career... it happened last week i remember it vividly. we were on a church camping trip with two bathrooms, one men and one ladies. me and my friend had to take a dump so we went to the toilet and saw that there were no stalls just to small toilets.so we locked the door and sat on the side by side toilets and began our lengthy loads. we started with a large fart then a medium sized turdand we started to talk about girls and video games and what not. then came the fun part... i started to push a grogan about 3inches in girth and about 8 inches long this cam eout to the world in about 5 minutes. and he went to a series of small turds in quik succesiion with some nasty big farts. he then pooped a snaek that was almost 10 inches long and about 1 inch in diameter. i then pushed a large log with relatively no effort witch landed with a splash, and suprisingly didnt get toilet water on my arse. he then farted a toilet rocker witch made him crap a turd so large he almost popped a blood vessel trying to push the monster out. the toilets were almost filled to the toilet rim at this point but we felt that we were not finishe getting all the poop out, so we continued on with our journey. i then farted up a storm and almost got the toilet to overflow with poop! ( keep in mind that these were small toilets). at that point my freind started to wipe and flush. his poop went all the out of the toilet and into the sewer after 4 flushes! wo but i still was not finished. i then was on the last leg of the poop race, it seemed that i had one super monster yet to come out of my bowels, so i started to grunt and push my brains out. this bad-bo took 7 minutes of pushing and straining while talking to my friend. that monster was about 3.5 inches wide and left my butt a tad-bit sore, but i was finally emptied. we left the outhouse with pride that day! :)


>Man With Gas
I just goy back from out of town and I'm not feeling to good in my bowels. I just had to take a massive dump 10 mins ago.


Sita
Hello everybody. It been long time I didn't write because nothing different happen on toilet. But yesterday I have new experience happen. It all start same as every time because turd only come out two times or sometime three times in a week. Yesterday I feel very full and uncomfortable in my bum for very long time and I know feeling is telling me there is big big turd inside me. So in middle of afternoon I feel full and heavy feeling get strong again and turd start pushing gently on inside of bum hole and asking nicely if it can come out. Because I'm home I go straight to bathroom and sit on toilet and try to relax hole to let turd know it OK now to start coming out. So I'm very glad when I feel hole start opening straight away and I know turd can see toilet water waiting below. But then my hole start to open very wide and hurt a little bit too because turd nose is trying to get out. Then it like my hole doesn't want to open wider and turd changes mind and decide it not really want to come out. So I now stuck sitting on toilet with turd nose sticking out of my bum and it not coming out any more. I was told always it not good to push turd out because that make it very angry and it can hurt very bad if it get too angry. So I sit on toilet for ten minutes hoping turd will change mind and come out but it decide not to and I start to get angry with it. I take toilet paper and push turd back inside and leave bathroom very upset. Then about fifteen minutes later I feel turd asking to come out again. I almost decide to hold it in to punish it but I told I should never ever hold turd in except to get to nearest bathroom. I go back and sit on toilet and this time nose come out straight away and not stop. I do two big long turds and I feel sooooo much better now bum is empty and all full and heavy feeling is gone. This make me think if anyone else has bad bad turd that changes mind after it start coming out. Also I read other posts here and people push and I like to know if anything bad happen. And does anyone hold their turd in and does anything bad happen then. Hope my English is getting bit better.


cheryl
hey long time and no posts, huh? anyway, so much for , as they say , having to " piss like a race horse" ! one from the horse trail this even though during my ride of 28 miles I had to pee four times, I was riding back just after dark with my little headlight and taillight on my new trek mtn bike and almost back to southbury at the end , I figured NOW is the time to PEE. besides I had to go really badly honey, and that wasn't the last time either! I drink lots of water when I ride , need to of course. anyway, about four milkes from the end and about to cross the first major roadway, I quickly stopped my bike , placed the kickstand down and turned out the front light. moving behind the bike to the side of trail , I quickly pulled down my sweaty , but not bad, black lycra bike shorts before squatting really low to the ground, about 6 " from it. one hand on my knees, the left one; with the other one I reached between my legs to pull my labia apart a little so the pee flows faster. and wow! did it ever! I heard this sissing sound of urine flowing from my twat and splashing onto the gravel horse path [ old RR bed] and could see some of it in my flashing red taillight. I peed like crazy for at least a minute, some dog barking in the distance at a nearby house maiing me a little paranoid and thinking " I hope no one is watching me pee here!"; this as I saw the lights in the distance through the woods as I'm "letting it fly " through the old "VENUS" FLY TRAP! [ my cunt!]LOL <-:P> oh goddess! all that smelly aromatic pee in the air smelling like the finest perfum at macy's, honey! making sure to get it all out, I pushed a few times , each time all the excess pee flowed out ; this I did like the banshee in 3 blasts of wild urine spray all over that gravel till I finished with one last squirt! (i)~~~~~~~~~~~{{{}}}} about a min and 20 secs later , it seemed anyway , being all done I struggled to pull up my bike shorts quickly. [ no I don't usually wipe along the trail as then you have to either 1. dig a " shit-style" hole and bury it[ paper wad] which for peeing does not make sense or 2. be a disgusting f***ing " ????????????" and leave your pee soaked rags for all to see like those "NASCAR GALS" who'd camp in the ocala natl forest of florida always seemed to do! [ nasty ????????? "pftttt"] I FIXED MY SHORTS ALL COMFY LIKE AND LOOKED IN THE FLASHING RED LIGHT AT THIS LARGE WET SPOT BY THE SIDE OF TRAIL'S SIDE! I'm guessing about a liter and a half " leaked" out of my little old twat! anyway, "HAPPY TRAILS" !!!!

cheryl "john" wayne or is that JANE WAYNE????

and another one. today thursday, july 28 at home I finally had to pee after like five hours! yeah I drank the usual two large cups of iced coffee earlier and topped that off with two , 20 oz mugs of raspberry crystal light diet drink, but due to the wamr day , it did not work through me untill about two hours later. I was in the bathroom fixing my hair in the mirror when I felt the need to pee. so, after lifting the lid , I unbuttoned my shorts, pulling them and my undies down before sitting to pee. with my trimmed, brown-haired twat now exposed and legs slightly apart, blue toenailed feet kicked back and blue fingernails[ hands]on my knees; I soon could hear the tinkle of urine splashing out of my twat into the clear toilet bowl's water. it just flowed out of me nice and easily for about 30 secs or so, quickly turning the water dark and yellow and yeah, FOAMY, as it bubbled in the water; of course making that distinct sound of feminine urination till it gently tapered off to a stop. meanwhile , DID IT EVER SMELL! a strong , acid-like scent of "coffee-pee" filled the air , rising straight up out of the bowl as I tinkled into the foamy water; the tinkle sound of course getting quieter as my pussy filled the bowl with all that nasty, stanky PEE! the water now "sizzling" from the "TINKLE FOAMIES", I began to gently tinkle for another 10 secs or so until I finally finished with another stop; then two more 3-4 sec "tinkles" in the water, and then, time to wipe![ fin-ished!:)] taking some paper and folding it, I tucked it between my legs , gently dabbing my twat before wiping backwards and flipping it into the bowl's water. as I got up and was pulling up my undies and shorts; I looked down at that bowl's water. it was a dark "reddish-yellow"[ more yellow of course] and was filled with all these scuzzy little " pee foamies" floating all over in the water; still covering at least 60% or more of the water's surface as I took my kewl looking blue nailed fingers and like the " little lady" I am; FLUSHED MY "TINKLE" HONEY!
-cheryl lynne-


AJ :o)
Gave birth to twins yesterday morning--EVIL twins!!!
At the start, I had this feeling as if I were having a baby elephant out my butthole.
You might say that it was a pain in the butt!
I'd already peed, so I flushed the water so that whatever came out of there could stand alone so I could get its exact color, shape, size, etc. clearly.
"OUCH! THAT HURTS!" I hissed.
It was just there at the opening of my butthole going nowhere fast (or somewhere slowly) and feeling as if it were stretching my ring a mile in each direction.
I got myself into the best position for making whatever was there obey the law of gravity and gave it a push to get it started again.
At that point, it slid out and landed with a dull plop.
When I looked to see what was there, I couldn't believe my eyes.
I'd given birth to two greenish-black lookalike logs that were about eight or nine inches long and about two inches thick at their widest point.
Most of each log was at its widest point, though they tapered some on the ends--except for one end where the butt-plug was (I assume).
It had a little ball of pebbles on one end.
There were places where it looked as if the logs were adorned with Spanish moss and/or seaweed (in the same greenish-black color).
When I flushed them, one of them slithered right down the hole--but the other looked for a minute as if it were going to stop up the toilet before it finally got swallowed, too.
What I wiped from my bottom was of a pea soup color with a pea soup consistency and was fairly easy to clean up.
Surprisingly, it left no skid-marks--even though I seldom do in spite of my average stool being softly-solid.
What a mess there was at the church on Thursday night!
It was our last night of Vacation Bible School, and I told Shirley (the lead kitchen volunteer) that I needed to take a fast pee before joining her in making the refreshments.
One of the toilets in the ground-floor ladies' room has been out-of-order for some time, so I went into the one that wasn't.
What a sight met my eyes!!!
It looked as if someone had crapped out Dutch-chocolate brains. No toilet paper, either.
Because I didn't want to get my butt even a mile from that mess, I decided to flush it first.
And the whole mess turned to a thick, Dutch-chocolate-colored liquid and began backing up, up, up, and--thankfully--stopping before it backed clean over the rim and onto the floor.
So, I went into the out-of-order one.
There was poop and toilet paper in it, too, but nothing like the other one, so I went ahead and peed in it--then told Shirley that the entire ladies' room was out-of-order (REALLY out-of-order).
Shirley and her son (the latter not there at the time) are in charge of maintenance, so she went to look for a plunger and couldn't find one.
She called her son to ask him where the church plunger was hiding, but he had his cell-phone turned off, so she couldn't get him.
So, she got on the phone and started calling people on the phone who might know where the plunger had wandered off to, and nobody was home anywhere.
Then, I saw Paul (the church studmuffin) and told him what happened, because he generally knows where things might be--but he had no idea, either.
It gets taken care of somehow (as far as aesthetics) but definitely isn't fixed, so Shirley puts an out-of-order sign on the door leading from the hall into the restroom.
Since I'm not doing stairs at this time, there's no alternative of going up to the second floor should I have to pee again, so that means that it will be the men's room for me.
So, next time I need to make a bladder-run, I get Shirley's grandson to make sure that the restroom is unoccupied and, then, stand guard outside the door while I go in.
That's all for now...AJ :o)


Connie Crapper
I usually poop in the morning, but don't get the urge until after my shower. Today it happened before, which I prefer. Isn't there something more satisfying about getting naked, pooping, then hopping in the shower? I just sat down with my legs apart and a log slid out easily. Then a good strong pee followed by two more pieces. After a minute another piece fell out. I wiped just my butt a couple of times to get the cleaning started (I don't like the idea of digging the full mess out with just my hand. ewww). I got into the shower and as I was soaping up I got an urge for a little pee dribble, which I stood over the drain and let out. That always happens in this situation. Does it happen to anyone else? Bye for now.


Thunder From Down Under
I do not describe myself as an exhibitionist but have no hang ups about dropping a load.
I have had two girl friends where dumping has come into play at an early stage in our relationship. I have posted one article on this last week. The other episode was a new girl friend who was interestate... we had met once before and this time I flew to her home and we went to a resort nearby and stayed at a motel. After tea we went back to the motel. it was a small room with a small bathroom. I needed to poo (bad) and just went in,closed the door and sat on the throne. It was a big diarhaerr (very rare for me) and the new g/f would have heard everything. I finished, flushed, and walked out and said I had just had a big diarhaer . Had a couple more "runs" that night. It was good because it made my g/f less self concious about going when I was in the area.
Another time I walked into the Mens Toilet at a very classy hotel and there was a female cleaner. Whilst I needed a poo, I was not desparate but nonetheless I went into a cubicle, dropped my pants, farted and released an average load, with this lady only a few yards away. I was not at all embarrassed because if she was there it is "voluntary assumption of risk" i.e. you have to expect it. Also I presume she drops loads too.
I have no problems dumping outdoors and have done it many times when it is way out in the bush and no toilets... tried an outdoor dump on Saturday but it was minimal due to constipation (OK now).
I have walked into toilets with men and just dropped loads.
I have hung my bum over the boat when fishing... it was normal practice.
I have never invited anybody in to watch me... although my partner sometimes comes into the bathroom when I am in action and it does not bother me.
For those that are timid about their bodily functions... get over it and enjoy it!!


Here is a recount of a bowel problem I had quite some time ago.
It was immediately after the birth of one of our kids that I developed indigestion and had a few uncontrollable sqirts of stinking burning mucous from down below... for some time I was not feeling like eating much. Could only manage things like fruit, vegetables and soups etc.. nothing fatty or grainy. I was taking some medicine for indigestion which might have caused this problem. One morning I had the need to do #2. I sat on the toilet and felt thsi piece of poo move towards my hole but it would not budge from there. It was too big. I pushed and pushed. My anus bulged and pouted. Yhe turd poked its head out and I could smell it but it was too big to get past my ring. I got a small hand mirror and could see it sticking out and spreading my hole WIDE but not wide enough. Yhought I would try squatting so got off the toilet and sqatted on the flow... all I did was dribble a bit of piss on the floor.. no poo.
I walked round like there was abrick up me so I went to the chemist shop and got a glycerine suppository. I put it where It was suppose to go and soon later got the big, big urge. Ran in and ripped down my pants and sat and pushed but all I could feel was this painful turd still not breaking free.> I then lent right forward with my bum pointing upwards and with an agonising push out it came ( and plenty more too) It streaked right down the side of the bowl and was very large and yellowish brown.
My problems over the next few weeks continued ( discomfort, no appetite, runny poos and a bit of constipation) I went to a health resort and saw the naturapath and she gave me an enema. I then flooded the toilet with brown water. That afternoon my stomach really hurt and I kept passing small amounts of mucous. I found a hot bath really settled things down. A few more weks of problems continued and I was put on to psyllium and a very low dose herbal laxative. After about 4 days of this I had 2 average poos during the day. I was farting a lot and that afternoon but my bottom on the toilet for a cleansing experience. I started off dropping a few average poos, a couple of loud farts a small amount of runny poo and then minutes of occasional farting and stomach rumblings .. then a couple of small pieces of poo and then I seemed to drop a small piece of poo very few minutes... I sat there for minutes with nothing but stomach pains and cramps. after several minutes I was "rewarded" with a solitary fart... and then.. logs large and small just effortlessly fell out of me, one after the other and the " grande finale" was a flood of butt piss.
I sat back and relaxed having removed my burdon. I was feeling well from then on.
There are a lot of people whoes health could really benefit from a big poo!


Saturday, August 06, 2005


ucgenie
Beachnut, loved your outdoor dumping story. Mike, everyone has accidents, few people talk about them thanks. Hislilpeemonster, pooping in the snd is best when I've pooped inthe water it tends to float and follow me. Joeljack, thanks for the info about Hairy assholes, I've always wondered how hairy guy got all their shit removed. I'm smooth and sometimed I know I get tired of wiping and still find brown on the paper.


Today I decided that I was going to piss outside. So tonight I snuck out and kind of paced around the drive way. It was awkward because the only experience I have with peeing outdoors is when I took a four minute whiz on the patio for fun. So finally I stood next to my trailer and sqauted down. When I was in position I fired away. I finished up and looked to see how big it was. HUGEEE. Then I went back inside up in my room writing poetry when I had to go again. So I crouched in the corner of my walk-in closet with my pussy aimed for the wall and peed and peed I kept going more and more. A good 5 minutes later I pissed and pissed and finally the stream fell to straight under me, a thick golden noisy pee and then I stopped, straightened up and went back to my poem.

Next morning: I slept on the couch and when I woke up I had to have a nice long whiz again but I was so lazy that I threw my panties on the floor and layed on my stomach. And casually had a 3 minute piss. As you can tell I haven't liked pissing in a toilet at all. Night yall.


HisLilPeeMonster
Delaware... It'd be so much easier to not be poop shy! Maybe you can bring a small container with you... one that you could keep in your sleeping bag and empty after you've used it? Another suggestion would be just taking lots of walks by yourself and pooing where nobody would find it (or where they would for the shock value lol).. and avoid the group situation there. Maybe give yourself a stiff enema before ya go so you're not in pain the entire time you're there :/
Good luck! And let us know any creative ways you come up with manage this problem ;)


THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
To KATE: I am impressed! We all shit and you put winning ahead of privacy. We can all shit behind closed doors but can we all win races?
To DELAWARE DOOKIE DUCHESS: It is bad to hold it in - push it out and be free, in control and liberated. I poo wherever (within reason). Walk into the toilet boldly. slam the door shut, drop your bum on the seat and "let her rip". Do not worry if anybody is around, assert your superiority!
Let us all know what happened at camp
To POOPY CHICK: I have had great success with soap up my bum for a really good fast poo. Saves all that discomfort.
To MASEY: What are toilets for? decoration as a water feature...I think not! When you need to drop a load you drop it. What happens when your friends want to go? Does their poo turn into thin air... if it does then maybe they have a right to complain, but if they shit like you and me then they cannot complain. A girl or guy that can shit under such circumstances is one step ahead of the others. Also he or she will probably have less bowel problems (and related health issues) when they get older. Well done Masey


Johnny Half-Pint
PRG,

You don't want to put bicarbonate of soda {a mild alkali} on wasp stings, it will only make them worse ..... bee stings are acid, wasp stings are alkaline. So if you ever get stung by a bee, just try to get stung in the same place by a wasp! Alternatively, think bicarb for a bee, vinegar for a vasp.

As for me, I recently had a no. 2 experience ..... I'm more of a no. 1 person normally, but this seemed worth talking about. I was at home, having a party to celebrate my birthday. After everyone had gone home, I felt the warning signs in my bowels. So I went to the toilet and had a bloody good dump. There was nothing really extraordinary about that ..... except that about 15 minutes later, I had to go and have another bloody good dump! And again another 15' later! It was not diarrhoea {though it seemed to come on pretty fast}, but proper firm shit. Just more of it than I could remember eating ..... Needless to say, I felt several kg lighter afterward.

Now that the dry weather is back, I have been having to water my garden with a hose. Every gardener knows it is a bad idea to water plants in bright sunlight, and I have been busy with other things in the evenings anyway; so I have been doing my waterings after dark ..... and taking a crafty leak down the leg of my shorts, so long as nobody is looking! It's a bit messy, but I have a shower afterward. Next time, I plan to dare to pull my shorts down and finish off properly out there.

Also, it looks like my friend Helen {whom I have mentioned before} might be coming to stay with me for awhile. She has an alsatian; and there is a distinct possibility of taking regular long walks in the country and one or both of us getting caught short. I wil keep you posted!

J1/2P


hi, my name is natalie and i am 18 with light collor hair and very pretty. i have been reading your story for a while and wanted to tell you guys about my accident i had. this was a week ago when this happen. i was out with my friends at a movie and i just got home. i was so tried that i went straight to bed with out go the bathroom.(i had 2 large cokes at the movies) about 2am i woke up having to pee so bady that i could not move. if i tried moving i would pee in my bed.so a minite went by and i got a my bladder under control where i could get out of bed. i got about half way to the bathroom when i got hit with a wave of pain that made me have to cross my legs and bend over. i was able to only squrt a little pee in to my panties. when i got to the bathroom door i went to open it and i was locked. my little sister was in there pooping.(she has colin problems)i knock on the door and my sister said she would be in there for alway. so i thought to myself i am going to pee my pants if i dont pee soon. i went and sat on my bed because i though i could control my pee better if i was sitting. my sister finally got out of the bathroom and i had squrted a little more pee in to my panties but not were you could tell on the outside of my pj pants. when i went to get up i squrted again. i got about halfway there when i lost control. pee started flowing full force from me i went running for the bathroom and all i could do was sit on the toilet with my pants on and pee. i left my pants on because they were wet already and i could not stop the peeing. my pants were completely wet. i went back to my room and change my panties and pants and went back to bed. i put my wet pant and panties under my bed and let them dry out before i put them in the loundry basket.
that is my accident i had and please tell more pee accient stories like i had.


AJ :o)
UGH!

I had one more butt-plug experience after the one I wrote about a couple of days ago.

Then, I had one that started out with a single butt-plug--but, after that, everything just slid out like soft-serve ice cream (though not as mushy).

I decided to see what I'd produced, and, as much as I was able to tell, I'd produced this kind of mix of green, gray, and brown that had sunk to the bottom of the toilet bowl and was mostly hidden down in the trap--at least, I assume that there was some hidden down in the trap, because I was initially afraid that I'd stopped up the toilet. But it ended up swallowing everything just fine!

The shape was something like when you squish several small bars of soap together to make a soap ball. At least, that's what showed above the hole where it all went down.

There wasn't a heavy odor, but the light odor reminded me of rotten cabbage--but it was so light that it was as if it were off in the distance.

The odor lingered a few minutes and, then, was gone--either that, or else I'd gotten used to it.

Anyway, I have the feeling that my bowels will be completely back to normal by tomorrow.

I know that I feel a lot better without being stuffed with that load of butt-plugs!

TTFN!
AJ :o)


Pee Man
Call Boy:

My gf took a 90 second piss in a urinal one time. It happened while we were on vacation. We were on old Route 66, and I really had to take a dump. We were on a virtualy abandoned stretch of road, and we came upon an abandoned gas station that haden't been used in years. There was no way we were going to last, so we looked around for the rest room. The women's room was a total wreck. All the toilets were bashed in, the stalls were knocked down and the windows were broken. Piles of crap were everywhere. The men's room was not much better, but the toilet and the urinal where in one piece. I had to use that toilet, so I just sat down and used my business. My gf came in doing the "pee dance," and she decided not to wait until I was done, so she dropped her pants, stood before the old urinal, spread her legs a little, and let loose with a rope thick jet of piss that I thought was never going to quit.

About 90 seconds later, the smell of crap and pee was overpowering. Niether one of us knew what to do about toilet paper, so we ended up "sacroficeing" my handkerchief, underwear, and onf of her tampons.

The Pee Man


L.C.pee pants
one time when i was 8.or10 me my dad and my grandpa was out fishing.my grandpa had gone to the river bank and got a hand full of water and he was putting it near his face.i told my dad and he said he was probaly smelling it.and i looked close and he was drinking it.just a minute passed and there was a boat drove by when one man had his naked butt sticking out of the edge.


Mr. Clogs
As a pre-teen/teenager I was like 12 or 13 yrs old, I once witnessed a shocking but interesting peeing in the cup experience (this is why I like to pee in places other than the toilet). Well let me explain why, at the time I was sharing a room with my mom and we had bunck beds. I slept on top, and she slept on the bottom. One night my mom was getting home late from work and I was sound asleep in my bed, I awoke to a sound like she was pouring a glass of soda because that's what sound like to me. So I turn my head to see so I could ask for a drink, being a curious person, I slowly inched my way to the side of the bed to see. I was shocked to my dismay that my mother was not pouring soda but peeing in a cup, she didn't really see me watching because she too busy talking on the phone with her bf, so I had a shocking experience! This why I said that this post is shocking but at the same time interesting experience because I wanted something to drink but she peeing loudly into this clear tall drinking glass that was kept in the kitchen cabinets. Anyways, I watched her fill the glass in a half squatting position up to the brim and placed it by her night stand, I was too shocked to go back to even go back to sleep after witnessing such thing! I haven't been the same since, I don't think that she even noticed that I had saw what she did. I figured I share this post to see what you all think, I hope that the moderator is not offended by this post neither because this is not my usual (boring posts). I have no life so to speek, this forum is my only ways expressing myself and others that do the same. I still live at home, and bathroom related topics such as that are open (although I tell her that she's discusting, but yet I do the same thing "but in a joking way"). She often tells me that while I'm taking a shower (I admit, I do take long showers that is like an hour.) when she needs to pee, she pees in a cup. Well I hope you enjoyed my post, if I could think of more like that, I'll post some later take care.

To puppet lady: Great post about pooping to bags, I tried it once, but I might try it again sometime. Keep the post coming.

ms perfect pee: Yeah I done it once, that was a while ago while I was working at my former employer job site. I was waiting for the bus to catch, and I didn't go to the bathroom before leaving the building. I needed to pee so bad and couldn't wait, so I found some bushes and peed behing them.

delaware dookie duchess: As far as advice, I say just go. It's hard when you're shy about poopoing while camping, find a someplace in private to do this and just go. I hope my advice helps.

Punk Rock Girl: Sorry to hear that, its also good to have friends for support.

Well got to take care of some personl business, take care.


Mandy
Olivia- I hope you made out okay and found a way to enjoy your new 'interest'! I had a very similar experience a little over a year ago and I still enjoy it ;). I'll post some stories later when I have time.


when i was a little boy
i must tell this storie because it's unbelieveable. when I was about 5 or 6 years old and were at a hike and i felt i had to shit. I went to the drytoilet at the camp and waited for my turn. after a while about ten minutes the little boy(5-6year) inside were done. I stepped in to see two really really big turds for beeing produced by a 6years old kid. We're talking two 10" long and 2" wide turds. I sat down and began. The shit came out slowly, it was a big one. I sat for about 15minutes just to squeeze out one turd. I pushed a little more and pooped out two small turds. It must have been the food at the hike because I crapped alot two. I lefted one 6incher(not so long I no) but it was 3inches wide that's why it took me so long to squeeze it out. The two other turds were about 3inches long and 1.5inches wide. And all my shit rested on the other boys shit. It was a hell much of shit in that toilet:)


artie
I am just going to enter seventh grade and the other day i was with my cousins at the movies when i needed to take a dump. I held it until the movie was finished and then i went to the bathroom. But when i took a stall and a little kid entered the stall next to me and the other stalls were available i thought it was wierd. Usually kids from 10 years old or less are embarrassed to use public restrooms, this kid wasnt.
Then he asked me :"are you pooping?"
I didnt answer and went on pulling down my pants to my knees and pushed out a small log.Then the kid said :"yes, you are pooping"
Then i heard him sat on the toilet and pulled down his pants and ust grunt a little. I continued with my second log as it was bigger, but not too much.Then it fell and it made a pop sound. Then i pushed the third and final log that was about 9 inches long. I grabbed some paper and wiped myself 6 times.Then i heard a grunt and a plop from the next stall. Then, before i pulled up my pants his father came in and opened the door of his stall and began grabbing some paper. I pulled up my pants and went to wash my hands.I saw a pair of feet under the stall. Then i left.

When i was little i made my own system of numbers according to the bodily function. 1 and 2 were the same, 3 was both pee and poop and 4 was diarrhea


Sita
Hello everybody. It been long time I didn't write because nothing different happen on toilet. But yesterday I have new experience happen. It all start same as every time because turd only come out two times or sometime three times in a week. Yesterday I feel very full and uncomfortable in my bum for very long time and I know feeling is telling me there is big big turd inside me. So in middle of afternoon I feel full and heavy feeling get strong again and turd start pushing gently on inside of bum hole and asking nicely if it can come out. Because I'm home I go straight to bathroom and sit on toilet and try to relax hole to let turd know it OK now to start coming out. So I'm very glad when I feel hole start opening straight away and I know turd can see toilet water waiting below. But then my hole start to open very wide and hurt a little bit too because turd nose is trying to get out. Then it like my hole doesn't want to open wider and turd changes mind and decide it not really want to come out. So I now stuck sitting on toilet with turd nose sticking out of my bum and it not coming out any more. I was told always it not good to push turd out because that make it very angry and it can hurt very bad if it get too angry. So I sit on toilet for ten minutes hoping turd will change mind and come out but it decide not to and I start to get angry with it. I take toilet paper and push turd back inside and leave bathroom very upset. Then about fifteen minutes later I feel turd asking to come out again. I almost decide to hold it in to punish it but I told I should never ever hold turd in except to get to nearest bathroom. I go back and sit on toilet and this time nose come out straight away and not stop. I do two big long turds and I feel sooooo much better now bum is empty and all full and heavy feeling is gone. This make me think if anyone else has bad bad turd that changes mind after it start coming out. Also I read other posts here and people push and I like to know if anything bad happen. And does anyone hold their turd in and does anything bad happen then. Hope my English is getting bit better.


Pee Man
ms perfec pee:

I like to do things like that, too. I live in a very old house, and my bedroom is up stairs, and there are two windows. I have a hose which I pee into at night time when I'm desperate which often happens. I just put my &%$# in the one end of the hose, and the other end of the hose in the gutter, and let loose. I never had a two minute pee, though. The best I can muster is about 25 seconds. In my earlier post, I mentioned my greatest amount, which was half a liter (500 militers). I was on the verge of wetting my pants when I did that.

My goal is to be able to get through a movie without having to take a bathroom break.

I was wondering something. Have any of you ever measured your output with a chemists flask?

The Pee Man


*Capt._Jansen*
i felt the urge of amonster poop come on the other day at the mall... so iu went to the nearest toilet. evryatall was occupied so i waited until some dude was done with his shit. the first person to come out was in the middle so i mosied on in to it and sat down on the seat. i know u shouldnt do this but i started to talk with the other 2 guys, we had a very nice conversation about movies and such... on to the crap. i started with a toilet rocker fart and 1 soft medium sized log immediatly after the fart, but there was a lot more after that. i then tried to push out a HUMONGUS sized poop witch came out in a bout a good 2 mins. the other people still there i decided the show was not over yet and the other 2 ppl must have the same crap as me as they were doing the same routine as i. after a bit more farts i came upon a bout of soft logs that lasted 1 minute and then another monsterous log. that 1 was a beast it took 5mins of pushing and talking to get that bad boy out of my a$$hole and into the toilet. by the way thesee were doorless stalls. that was it except for another toilet-rocker fart a a medium sized log... please reply back to me.

This is the life of a sniper,
belive me it's a hell of a life!


Thunder From Down Under
I do not describe myself as an exhibitionist but have no hang ups about dropping a load.
I have had two girl friends where dumping has come into play at an early stage in our relationship. I have posted one article on this last week. The other episode was a new girl friend who was interestate... we had met once before and this time I flew to her home and we went to a resort nearby and stayed at a motel. After tea we went back to the motel. it was a small room with a small bathroom. I needed to poo (bad) and just went in,closed the door and sat on the throne. It was a big diarhaerr (very rare for me) and the new g/f would have heard everything. I finished, flushed, and walked out and said I had just had a big diarhaer . Had a couple more "runs" that night. It was good because it made my g/f less self concious about going when I was in the area.
Another time I walked into the Mens Toilet at a very classy hotel and there was a female cleaner. Whilst I needed a poo, I was not desparate but nonetheless I went into a cubicle, dropped my pants, farted and released an average load, with this lady only a few yards away. I was not at all embarrassed because if she was there it is "voluntary assumption of risk" i.e. you have to expect it. Also I presume she drops loads too.
I have no problems dumping outdoors and have done it many times when it is way out in the bush and no toilets... tried an outdoor dump on Saturday but it was minimal due to constipation (OK now).
I have walked into toilets with men and just dropped loads.
I have hung my bum over the boat when fishing... it was normal practice.
I have never invited anybody in to watch me... although my partner sometimes comes into the bathroom when I am in action and it does not bother me.
For those that are timid about their bodily functions... get over it and enjoy it!!


Jack
Many years ago at High School we went on a geography field trip during the Easter vacation. We went up into the hills, about 20 of us and 3 teachers. One day some of us set off to climb up a small mountain to take rock samples. It was so boring! After a while me and two mates decided we'd try to slowly get away from the rest and find a place to go and light up a cigarette!

We slowly edged forward away from the rest - the teacher was too busy with his rock samples to see us. Eventually we came across a stone wall across a dip - it was about 4 feet high. Nobody from our group was looking our way so the three of us vaulted simultaneously over the wall to get out of sight.

However, we didn't expect what happened next! The dip was deeper on the other side, probably about 6 feet. As we crashed to the ground, we heard screams - there, squatting down in the grass having a pee was a whole troop of about 15 Girl Guides. All we could see was a row of bare asses in the grass. The Guide mistress must have decided that it was a secluded spot behind the wall so she told them all to have a pee to save time later. They all jumped up when they saw us, pulling up their pants - some of them still in full flow and running down their legs!

We tried to scramble as fast as we could back up the wall again but we were laughing so much we could hardly grip the stones. So much for a quiet smoke!


Thursday, August 04, 2005


Anon
Hey Kate (the one from the small town),
I just thought of something else that might help you feel better. I remember a while back, seeing this clip on TV of a woman who was in a long distance running race. Just a few feet, maybe yards, from the finish line, she collapsed from exhaustion. She managed to get up to her knees and crawl to the finish line, but also ended up crapping herself while crawling there, and that was on national TV!

Well, have you heard the saying "time heals all wounds"? It's more like heals most wounds, and this is one of them. It's probably not so much about you, but just the fact that it happened. Like I said before, it seems bad now, but eventually you'll be able to look backon this and laugh. For that matter, you may even forget about it as most others will do long before that.


delaware dookie duchess
i need advice i am going to a four day camp. i am poop shy. what should i do when i have to # 2? last year when i went to camp i held it in for the whole four days!


AL
hey michelle. i love your stories. keep them coming! maybe you can try going in swimsuits or tights. after pooping do you wash your underwear or throw them out?


jere
Sympathy poop

My wife and I were out on the beach,on a dark night when she had to poop. We had just started back to my truck, when an intense cramp hit her and she said, "oh no. pooping in my panties"I watched as a soft bulge stained her shorts. She started crying, and I held her ans said, "it's not a big deal" She said, "you're not the one standing here with their pants full of poo like a baby" I didn't answer, but stood in front of her and pushed the big load I'd been holding until we got back to the campground into my pants. Then I told her, "there. both of us are standig here with our pants full of poop.She stopped crying and hugged me. We walked back to the truck and drove back to the camp ground to change. I won't say what we did afterwards, but my daughter was born almost exactly nine months later.


Calboy
Tara K: Wow! That was an interesting farting-in-the-bathroom story. I have some questions for you.
1. Do you fart when you take a piss?
a. always
b. usually
c. sometimes
d. rarely
e. never
2. Do you fart after using the bathroom? (washing/drying hands)
a. always
b. usually
c. sometimes
d. rarely
e. never
3. When do you usually fart when taking a pee?
a. morning
b. afternoon
c. everytime
d. other (please specify)
4. Have you heard of anyone farting in the bathroom? If so, what was
he/she doing?
5. Is it OK to fart in a public restroom? It's OK to me because the
bathroom is where you get rid of all of your body wastes (gas,
liquid, solid).
6. Are you farts smelly?
a. always
b. usually
c. sometimes
d. rarely
e. never
7. Have you ever cleared up the whole public restroom w/ a fart?

I'll be glad to read your response...Calboy.




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