I had it coming to me...
I've been lurking here for quite a long time and have never felt liek posting anything, but i just experienced something quite worthy of posting and it's a very odd feeling...i'm like "i read stories about this sort of thing everyday but i never thought it would happen to me." i obviously had it coming, and you other lurkers out there probably do too, so beware!
anyway, my name is kelly but i'll find another nickname to use whenever i post because i've seen plenty of kelly's. but what i'm here to report is that it's 3:10 am and the reason i'm up is because.. i accidentally pooped my underwear in bed...i can't explain it, i just...had an accident! for the first time...i felt fine when i went to bed, but at 2:30 or so i woke up and i felt a cramp in my stomach, but it was too late, as i set up i was quite alarmed to feel that i had already relieved myself into my underwear...squish!
it was pretty gross cleaning up, but i was fine, i didn't get too grossed out because obviously since i browse this site i hold some interest toward it,just never been interested in my own "actions", only those of others. but i must say, i'm more intrigued than i am embarrassed or ashamed. i mean i have no reason to be embarrassed, i live with my sister and her room is at the other end of the hallways so it's not liek she knows i pooped myself in bed. it's somehow fascinating to me though because it just kind of happened...it wasn't diahrrea, i mean it wasn't solid but i mean i don't understand why just a "normal" bowel movement would sneak up on me like that when i've never had an accident before. i didn't eat anything out of the ordinary and i didn't have to poop when i went to bed...anyone have an suggestions as to what may have caused this? i could ask my sister..not the one i live with, but i remember once when iwas 12, my two sister's an i shared a room and my oldest sister who at the time was 15, woke us up very late because she was freaking out. her reason was the same as mine tonight, she pooped her undies! i wonder if my other sister has ever done this...
i must say, it's pretty alarming when you've never had an accident in your life, then wake up in the middle of the night when you're 20 with something warm and mooshy in your undies!
well i'm going to go back to bed now, and hopefully not poop my underwear again..goodnight!
-kelly ann
amanda
Margie I like to poop my panties all the time and rarly go on the toilet. for over 15 years Ive planned out almost every shit. I have alot of stories but not alot of time to share them tonight, some I cant share at all here. I need to poop now the head is crowning and it is big have not gone in 3 days have a plan this is fun. My logs are over 2.5" around. almost nothing better than shitting.
fartbean
Reading this site makes me wonder: Why are some parents, teachers, spouses, etc. more tolerant of going to the bathroom than others? My parents were very uptight about accidents, having to go away from home, how often I needed to go, and bedwetting. I was not allowed to fart anywhere except the bathroom, because I am female, but my brother and Dad could rip it anywhere. I was 18 before I ever heard my Mom fart, and she was so embarrassed. My husband's parents were very cool about bathroom issues. My husband is very relaxed about it too. I tend to still be a little uptight, but I'm better than I used to be. We have a son who will be 1 year old ina week. I hope I can be cool about poop and pee accidents when he's older. I just want to say I feel really bad for all the posters here who have been punished for accidents, and for the ones who were denied to go by teachers. One time a boy peed his pants in my fourth grade class. He would ask to go to the bathtroom every day, and one day the teacher gave us a lecture about peeing before you leave home. I guess he decided not to go that day. I was doing my work when I heard the teacher say, "It looks like it's a little late for that. I looked up to see this poor boy fleeing the class, crying and peeing, leaving a trail of pee behind him. I bet his mom was mad at the teacher. I felt so bad for him. I like the poem posted by Marc. I've seen that before and I really like it!!!Linda
To LoggerMan: It was a great experience, doing a poo in the shower. I got into the shower, turned the water on and waited for it to get hot. Then I squatted down and did my poo before washing myself. I washed the shit pile down the drain straight away, as it was very messy, it went down the drain easily. It smelt really bad too. Then I washed my arse and the rest of my body. After my shower, I cleaned it out with bleach.
Ash. D: What a great constipation story! I loved reading the part when you looked between your legs and saw a huge turd hanging out of your arse. Let me know about any more constipation stories, I love reading about people taking good, long dumps.
Joel/Jack
To Justin:
I thought your story at the baseball championship was cool. I'm with you, I think everyone should just chill out about going to the john. My best friends and I all shit in front of each other and it's no big deal. I do have one friend who's so self-conscious. He throws everyone out of the can, runs the shower, the whole time he's shitting. He's not modest, he'll run around naked in front of everyone, but when it comes to taking a shit, he's out there. Good to see someone like you is pretty cool about stuff like that. Cheers!poops are cool
Wuddddddup? Hey Ihave a good story to tell: I was going for a walk with my best friend Jane, well we walked VERY far away, and I had to poop but I was embarresed to tell Jane, so I told Jane In gonna go look at the sign on the tree, but then I had very very bad cramps while walking there, I was scared I was gonna get direhha, so i walked to the tree and took my panties off, but before I let go, I thought, maybe it wont be direhha so I let go and direhha didnt go down, it went straight
and got all over my white skirt and some on the ground. I smelled it and it wasnt pleasnt, I didnt tell Jane, but I just stayed walking behind her, I went home and she went back to her home, I ran upstairs and to the washroom, I slowely took my skirt off and took a shower, and I had direhha for the rest of the day, but I bought adult diapers for safety (LOL) well g2g bye
Roberta
Diaper Guy's survey:
1. 13 year-old female
2. peed: bushes behind school pooped: same
4. none, because it's easier to pee/poop
5. When I peed my pants in the car several years ago
6. no
7. peeing, because I can do it standing up in a crowd of people and have none of them notice
8. none
9. almost every time, and fun not embarrassing
10. briefs
11. no
12. yes, accidentally
13. no
Leanne: I have peed in a lift, but it didn't flood.
Will post more soon.
Roberta
Anonymous User
I looked through all the posts, and almost all of them were about poop! I hardly get any pee stories. Do you have any? I have one. At swimming lessons, my classmate Elan had to pee really bad at the end of the class, and he was peeing for 2 minutes!Bubba
Whoa, I must have done something right in a former life...
I must send a warm welcome to both Megan and Lexi, and a sincere thank you for sharing both of your large bladder tales. There hasn't been a whole lot of this discussion that I love so much, and I do hope both of your experiences/anecdotes continue. The topic of bladder size, particularly among females, has always been of great interest to me. I wonder, when did both of you discover that you had larger than average bladders? Have you encountered people, other than in the stories you so graciously described, that couldn't believe you were able to "go" so much? Again, thanks for sharing...looking forward to reading more.
-BubbaJonathan
Hello. I am Jonathan.
Once, when I was at a park with my friend, Chris, he told me that he had to pee-- really bad. He was holding his crotch, and hopping around desperately, and I had to wash my hands, because the can of cola I drank got sticky. We both went in, and Chris waited desperately for the urinal. When he finally got it, he sighed, and let back a huge stream of piss. His piss lasted for minutes. Boy, how could he hold it in like that. He must have been absolutely dying to relieve himself. When he did, he left the bathroom smiling, with a sigh of relief, while I was all wide-eyed.
I am confused. My friend Jaime says that he can hold his pee for a week. I think that's impossible, but he swore that he wasn't lying. Can anyone tell me if that's possible? Also, if someone could tell me what it's like to hold pee for a week, that would be helpful.
oldpoop
Good morning; very warm here. The last two days my early morning poops have been very long, with the main piece being a foot or more. Yesterday I squatted on the rim and watched; a slight push and the knobby front end poked out. It turned into a J-shaped piece maybe 3" long, which dropped with a splash; then the main length came out, at least 11", followed immediately by another maybe 6" long. A couple of tiny hangers-on, and I was done; 3 quick wipes. Then I flushed--and it wouldn't go down! I had done a clogger, my first in years. The flush took the paper, but my turds were wedged in place. I flushed again, and it went. This morning I awoke early, came to the computer, and sat down. At that point I felt no urge to poop. After maybe a minute the urge came, very suddenly. Just to test, I placed a finger on my anus and pushed slightly to see if it would go up even though unmoistened. My anus was already slightly open, and my finger met my oncoming turd maybe a quarter inch up! I strode to the toilet, feeling the hardness of the turd just inside. Again I squatted on the rim and watched myself; this time the hard, knobby, dark brown poop came slowly out, but a nugget the size of a lima bean detached itself and splashed in, followed by another smaller one, all the time the main piece was slowly coming out. Then the main piece came faster, again about a foot long, followed by a couple of shorter ones. Unfortunately, they all shot straight down into the hole, and not a great deal was still visible; felt great though.
Not a lot of sightings elsewhere, though at work there are turdly traces of one sort or another every few days. Two days ago I did see four things of interest. I went into a Chinese restaurant and was seated at a table immediately behind a blond woman of somewhat rough appearance. Her shirt had pulled up, exposing some of her back, including the very top of the crack between her buttocks. Back at the office, I got exactly the same view of a young woman who was visiting; she was seated, leaning forward, shirt slightly up, and I could see the top of her bottom. Later, going into the men's room, I saw a tiny turd in the first toilet, together with some long skidmarks. Moving to the other toilet, I saw a large amount of heavily stained toilet paper--and a 6" turd, floating. It was light brown, fairly smooth, with a near break about a third along it. I flushed it down.
Happy pooping, everyone!
jere
The most embarrassing accident I ever had was when I was 7 years old. It was during the first and only little league game I ever played in. Since I couldn't hit the ball, catch it, or even throw much better than most girls do, I was relagated to playing only in the last innings when all the bad players were put in. I was sitting on the bench, thinking about how bad I had to poop, and glad that the game was nearly over, so mom would take me home so I could go potty, when the coach told me to go play right field. I hesatated because I had to poop so bad, but he said go, so I walked out to the field. I was standing there, praying that no one hot the ball my way, when a couple of little farts escaped, then it happened. I started pooping in my pants. I was just standing there feeling the mess in the seat of my pants growing when I heard a crack. I looked up and the ball was coming my way. I covered my head with the glove because I thought the ball was going to hit me.As the ball landed beside me and rolled to the fence, I managed to stop pooping. My teammates yelled to me to get the ball and throw it in. I walked bowlegged to it, picked it up and managed to throw it about halfway to the nearest teammate. For the rest of the inning I just stood there wondering how I was going to avoid being caught with my pants full of poop. The inning ended and I went into the dugout and sat down as far away from the coach and other players as I could. It didn't help much, because I really stank. Soon the coach came over and asked me if I'd pooped in my pants. I told him no, but he said I think you have and he took me by the hand and walked me over to my mom in the stands. I had to walk home with my pants full of soft poop. She helped me clean up and change my pants when we got there. I neverplayed little league baseball again. For years afterwards the other kids called me poopypants.
Mister Peeper.
I want to thank everyone for the response to my aunt Nancy stories. I wish I had more, but it all happened in a short time period and I was fairly young and can't remember all the details. I remember her mostly joking around with me telling me that, depending on the type of turd that was coming out, that her "snake" or "frog" was about to jump into the water and usually after that you heard a long "FLAAAADOOOOOP" or a short "PLOOP" or "FLOOOOP". Aunt Nancy was a lot of fun. I accompany my wife to the bathroom almost every morning. I told her once that I loved being in the bathroom with her while she poops and she didn't know how to take it at first and then she started inviting me to go with her and rub her stomach while she poops. She said it gives her a warm, sweet feeling. I have to admit though, I get jealous when she lets her daughters (by another marriage) in with her while she is on the toilet. Has anyone else ever had this problem? It's kinda funny in a way because I realize the bond a mother has with her daughters and it still makes me jealous. LOL.Leanne
Here's another on from me...
On My way home, walking down the street i felt the urge to pee... deperatly. I thought about peeing in the street but there was too much traffic and houses nearby. So I carried on, Cluching my pussy with my hand I weny to the corner of the street, and couldn't hold it anymore, I pulled my jeans and knickers down to my knees, squatted down and peed on the corner of the street; because cars were driving past I pushed the pee out, but it wasn't fast enough, abot 10 seconds after I started I looked at all the people in cars watching me and I felt really ambarresed, after about 30 seconds of peeing I got up pulled up my knickers and jeans and walked off. It was my most public pee ever.
P.s has anyone ever peed in a lift and did it flood?
Seeya, luv Leanne
Jerid
Hi, this is my firs time posting, I am a 22 year old boy, heres my story: When I was 15 I had this very long story to write for homework, so I was at home on my bed writing this story, my MOM brought me a sandwich and a cup of milk, I ate and drank and after I had to go to the washroom pretty bad, I was thinking I was gonna have direhha. and I had to go pee really bad to, so I raced to the washroom and I pulled down my stuff and stayed standing to piss, as soon as I started to piss, I wanted it to hurry becuase I had to shit badly, just in the middle of my piss direhha sprayed out of my ass and went everywere, then my Mom walked in to see what was wrong and she yelled at me so much I started to cry, I cleanded it up and took a shower and after finished my homework, then I wrote that in my book of memories, and went to bed after! it was a disaster!Pluto
Thanks for your reply Louise - I love to read your stories! Unfortunately, I don't have any interesting stories to post myself, but if I think of any, I will do!
Leanne, I like your stories too. What country do you live in? Does it bother you if anyone sees you peeing?
Hopefully I'll have something fun to post soon!Adrian
Melissa. Hi and welcome!
Working Gal Liz. I think reluctance to go for a poo in public restrooms/toilets is not all that unusual and entirely understandable. However if you you're away from home and you need to poo badly enough, nature will take care of your natural reluctance soon enough - as you already appear to have found out.
Nicola from Ontario. If you look through the archives you'll find plenty of accounts of husband and wife couples 'buddy dumping' and helping one another out with ???? rubbing - especially when constipated.
LoggerMan. I enjoyed your post although I would urge caution and discretion when going for a motion outdoors - for obvious reasons. I liked the bit about you taking a poo whilst in the Welsh countryside - we once had a regular contributor here called Sheila from Wales but she's not posted recently.
Mary. To answer your question, I sometimes have trouble peeing in a crowded public loo. I think a lot of men do. My guess is that it's largely pschological - having to stand alongside other fellas to publicly do something which at home would be done in private.LoggerMan
Hi everybody
to Leanne: I'm wondering if you were more embarrased doing your wee in the street where people could see you than you would have been wetting yourself. I wish I'd been there to see you, I think it's amazing that it was so in-your-face so to speak.
to Diaper Guy: answers to your research-
Q1.age/sex?
A1. I am 47, male.
Q2.Where is the wierdest place u have ever peed?Pooped?
A2. for some reason when I was about 13 I went on the roundabout at the local park, went round with my bum hanging over the side and dropped shits all over the place, quite a good spread. But (answer to q9) somebody was watching who knew me. I only saw him when I had done. He had a grin on his face and I was expecting everybody to hear about it. But nobody did.
Q4.What kind of underwear do you prefer(includes diapers/pull-ups)?Why?
A4. I always wear boxers because Yfronts are too constrictive. I sweat quite a bit down there. Occasionally if I want to poo my pants I wear Y fronts to do it in, because the turds would fall down my legs in boxers.But I don't poo my pants very often.
Q5.What is your most memorable accident?
A5. I had several accidents when I was 10 - 12 yo. I don't know if they could be called accidents - I refused at that time to use public toilets,including toilets at school- nothing accidental about that. So I quite often went home with my pants full. One day at the beach my mum dragged me from convenience to convenience but I wouldn't use them and ended up filling my swimming trunks. Thus ruining a day at the beach. (In those days, such 'accidents' weren't enjoyable like they are now)
Q6.Have you ever had an intentional accident?If so when, and how often?
A6. Since I got married I've only had a deliberate poo accident twice, both times when my wife was away. But when I lived alone I would go around the house with bowels busting and would either do it in my pants or on the floor. Kitchen floor mostly because easiest to clear up. Or grab a newspaper and do it on the paper. Once I used a flowerpot.
Q7.Do you prefer peeing or pooping?Why?
A7. I get more satisfaction out of pooing. Peeing outdoors is no big deal for a guy, though I like to pee on myself in the bath which I do quite regularly (every time I have a bath in fact) whereas I don't get the chance to really enjoy a poo that often. Those times are worth waiting for though.
Q8.Do you prefer a peeing or pooping accident?Why?
A8. Genuine poo accidents when they're unplanned usually happen because it's runny diarrhea, very unpleasant. If it was proper solid poo that would be different. Planned accidents - poo wins all the time. Just the physical sensation of it filling my pants, also the resistance of pants & trousers to it coming out, the sensation in the rectum and anus. And perhaps reverting to childhood? A feeling of being out of control and doing something really quite gross.
Q9.Have you ever been watched going to the bathroom?Was it fun or embarresing?
A9. When younger I did a couple of times have a poo outdoors when friends could see me.I got something out of the fact that they could see me, made it more exciting. One friend and I used to watch each other on the toilet, this when we were about 8. I said in a recent post that two women caught me having a shit in the Welsh hills and I found it embarrasing, not pleasurable in any way.And see A2.
Q11.Do you wear diapers?If so for a medical reason or for fun?
A11. I don't wear diapers (nappies) but have often fancied the idea. Again, something I might do when the wife's away. The idea of lying in bed all night filling my nappy is a nice one. But I might be embarrased about buying them.
Q12.Do you wet the bed?If so for fun or accidentely?
A12. No. Too much trouble washing the sheets. I have occasionally pissed on myself while in bed but had towels under me so I guess that's not the same thing.
Q13.Have you ever messed the bed?If so on accident of on purpose?Was it fun or disgusting?
A13. See A12. Don't think the wife would be too pleased either. Though again, a nice idea.
I have a couple of questions (to everybody) of my own to check out if I'm really warped or just averagely warped.
1. Do you like to watch yourself in the mirror while doing a poo?
2. Do you like to poo in your hands? (Is this too gross for this site?) I have started enjoying this over the last year or so (when the shits are solid, I hasten to add). I don't do anything with it, just drop it into the toilet.
Any British people, I saw the trailer for Rose & Maloney where it looked like Rose was caught having a pee/poo, but I didn't manage to catch the programme. Was she?
Happy crapping one and allMike
Hey guys.
I have a story from very recently about something I did, or tried to do.
I was on this site reading, when I had to poo bad. Well, rather than go sit on the toilet, I wanted to keep reading poo stories while seeing if I could perfectly keep my poo sticking out without falling.
So, when the urge to poo came, I stood up, pulled down my pants, and waited. Nothing. I decided to read a story directly related to poo coming out of someone's butt to help. Well, as I was reading about this person's poo, I farted, and my butt opened up. A nice, firm, poo started to come out. It kept coming and coming until it was 4 inches out from my butt cheeks. My poo was pointed at the end, and was fat and firm in the middle. Well, the poo broke off, and into my pants. Almost immediatly, my butt opened up again, and a smaller poo slid out and joined my previous poo in my pants. A nice long, stinky fart and another little poo ended my experience. I then went to clean up.
Well, that's all for today. I have to go poo now. This time in the toilet!
Take care guys.
JoJo
I just had an embarrassing experience. This is why you never leave it until the last minute!
Last Friday my husband got home really late from work, and we hadn't had time to "do the deed" for several weeks. He'd just gotten out of the shower, and I was walking towards the toilet to have a wee. Since I'd been out all evening, I had had no time to get to a toilet for a while. The pressure was tremendous, and I kept my legs squeezed together to hold it in.
Suddenly, he grabs me and starts kissing me, which would've been okay, had he not pried my legs apart and stuck his hand between my legs! That was my only barrier against losing control, and I felt a huge spurt dribble out onto his hand through my knickers! Embarrassed out of my mind, I raced to the toilet. He followed me, laughing. As I sat on the toilet, pissing away, he gently pried my knees apart and watched. It was very intimate and erotic although a bit awkward!
Richguy
I have a short survey about public restrooms.
1) Are you male or female?
2) Age?
3) Do you use public restrooms to pee?
A Yes
B Never
C only in an emergency
4) Do you use public restrooms to poop?
A Yes
B Never
C Only in an emergency
5) If you do use public restrooms, have you always used them. If not when and why did you start using public restrooms.
Answering my own survey I'm 45, male, and I use public restrooms for both pee and poop. As a child I was afraid to poop in public restrooms so I would always hold it til I got home. I outgrew that at age 14 and have been using public restrooms comfortably ever since
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Lexi
omg Megan we could be sisters. i've been to this board a couple of times but never shared because I didn't know there were others out there like me. I have a mega-huge bladder which is weird because my parents and younger brother don't, in fact theres are pretty small. it can be embarrasing when I'm really full and have to pee because it takes sooooooooo long to pee it all out and my brother will sometimes knock on my bathroom door and yell at me to stop because he'll go insane if he hears me pee any longer. But when I go on car trips with the fam I am never the one to need a stop. In fact I make fun of my parents when they need to stop and ask them "why can't you hold it like me"? and they answer with something like "not all of us were born with 10-gallon bladders like you Lex." Lol.
Megan your story about peeing around that girl who ticked you off was really good. I've never done that to get back at someone but it is a good idea. i've been at the same school for a while now but I try not to pee there if possible, which usually isn't a problem because I can hold so much. One day though for some reason I had to go really bad, I think I must have not peed that morning or something. Anyway I told my friends at lunch that I had to go pee and they were shocked because I was the one that never needed to pee but they didn't know why, not yet anyways lol. So a couple of my friends needed to go too and we all went into the restroom which thank god wasnt too crowded. well I managed to get into the middle stall between my two friends and started to pee before them, really loud as I usually do. Well it seemed I had hardly started when my friend Jenny on my right was finished and Trish on the other side stopped real soon after. God I still had to pee so bad it wasn't funny so I just kept going and going. My friends had cleaned up and were waiting for me outside of my stall, but I swear I just wasn't sure when I would finally run dry. Finally Jenny said "good lord Lexi are you hollow or something?" which cracked me up some and slowed my pee stream down. But it picked back up again and I just kept peeing and peeing until I was finally done. I didn't time it but like you said Megan it had to be a few minutes, maybe more than just a few lol. At least my friends thought so. The look on their faces was priceless as I left the toilet and I noticed some other girls gave me a funny glance as well. But really what could I say. I just have a big bladder and they I guess learned how big.
Brenda I liked your story about the weekend with your friends. I've never tried to use a female urinal thingy, but with Megan's experence I'm pretty sure it wouldn't work well for me either. I wonder if they make them any bigger for us more endowed pee-ers? Megan I like your idea of a contest. Maybe we can somehow work one out online. No one at home would ever compete with me lol. Anyways keep posting I like to read from others like me. Bye everyone, happy peeing.
Gracie
i thought of a story to share. i had considered posting it when it happened but was too shy. anyway here goes.
a few months ago i was studying at Barnes & Noble. i hadn't had a BM in two days, which is kind of odd for me. i was really hungry that day and i had eaten a large plate of lasagna for lunch, with some salad and bread, and had just gone out for dinner with my parents and had eaten soup, eggrolls, and a huge portion of rice and chicken at a Chinese restaurant. after leaving the restaurant i noticed a weird feeling starting in my stomach, but it went away by the time i sat down at Barnes & Noble. after about half an hour there my stomach started to hurt and i could feel some gas bubbles and stuff, so i thought maybe i was about to finally have a BM, but oddly i didn't have the urge to poop. i kept studying but soon my stomach ache couldn't be ignored anymore--it was hurting pretty bad and when i looked down, i realized my belly was bulging out a little. i got up and went to the restroom. one stall was already occupied, so i went to the very last one because i hate having other people in a public bathroom especially when i need to poop. when i sat on the toilet, i pushed and pushed but nothing would come out even though i could feel it all starting to build up. i pressed on my belly but still nothing happened. i was having some pains in my stomach and couldn't help letting out a groan, which i never do unless i'm really really hurting. i walked out of the stall and over to the sink and just sort of stood there. i was kind of scared because my ???? had never been bloated like that before, like it was visibly bulging, and i didn't know what to do. the woman who had been in the other stall came out to wash her hands and asked if i was okay. i said i just had a stomach ache, and then she said she had heard me groaning and thought i might be having some trouble "getting things moving." she told me to rub on my stomach with both hands and that might help things along. i thanked her and went back into the stall and started rubbing my lower ????. a few minutes later, i felt a big cramp and then finally some poo made its way out, then i got another really horrible cramp and had diahrrea for several more minutes. i felt very sick and went home right after that. when i got home i immediately had to poop again and as i was doing that, my stomach churned and i grabbed the wastebasket in the corner and threw up. right after i threw up, i felt better--no more stomach ache, no more cramps, no more poo. the throwing up part wasn't too fun, but getting the poo out felt really good once it was over.teddy
To Working Gal Liz:
Are you shy about passing gas around people too?Stevie
I had a emberracing acciedent today . At a resturant me and a friend had just order dinner. I wasn;t feeling real good, as i sat there i farted and filled my pants with this hot wet poop. I got up slow and went to the bathroom. Looking in the mirror ,there was a wet spot all up and down my crack. I had on my tight lightlow-ride jeans and a pair of thongs .So needless to say it was a mess. The bad part is the bathrooms are by the door and bar . When i walked out to back to my table ,two girls at the first booth saw my butt. The waitress was right there to see. I went back and sat down for awhile then tryed to slip out unseen by anyone else.All i can think of now is how the one girl at the booth said oh my gosh as i came out of the bathroom.Marc
Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."
Said the old man, "I do that too."
The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants."
"I do that too," laughed the little old man.
Said the little boy, "I often cry."
The old man nodded, "So do I."
"But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems
Grown-ups don't pay attention to me."
And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand.
"I know what you mean," said the little old man.
Fiona
Hi it's Fiona again. I posted a story about the accident I had the other day when I went for my road test. I said I'd had 4 past accidents which I'd post about later, so here goes with that!
Okay, the very first time I've had an accident was when I was 5 years old. I was in school and I was afraid to tell my teacher I had to go potty and i pooped in my undies. It was typical kindergartener accident. Oh well. My second accident occurred when I was 7 and happened when iwas in bed one night. I felt a little cramped in my abdomen before bad that night, and I tried to go potty before bed, but nothing happened so I just pulled up my pink power ranger undies (lol) and went to bed.. Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and my ???? really hurt and before I could get out of bed, i lost control and pooped my pink power ranger undies…my mom yelled at me when that happened because I left my soiled undies on the floor in the bathroom. I was only a little kid I didn't know what to do lol…
when I was 11, my mom picked me up from ballet and I had to poop. We were on the way home, and my mom asked me if I was hungry. Even though I was more focused on wanting to go to the toilet, I was a little hungry so I said yeah. I didn't think it would be too long, but the McDonald's drive thru had a pretty long line. It was about 15 minute's, and I was really struggling from having to poop so bad. I could have told my mom and she would have allowed me to go into the McDonald's to go to the bathroom, but I was scared to go in there in my leotard and tights…we got to the pick up window, and while my mom paid, I couldn't do it and I accidentally pooped my tights.my mom was stunned. She told me it was ridiculous, and when she got home she put my food in the refrigerator and told e to go wash myself and go to bed…I was starving.
When I was 13, I went to the airport with my dad to pick up my uncle and my two cousins. The airport is like an hour and 45 minutes away, and halfway there I had to go to the bathroom. I was wearing jeans and white panties. Well, I didn't even make it to the airport. Before we even got into the garage I crapped my pants. My dad told me to just wait in the car…didn't even let me come in the airport. I sat out there by myself for like an hour and half. I cried for 15 minutes probably….that was my most recent accident before my road test the other day.
Take care!jere
The most embarrassing accident I ever had was when I was 7 years old. It was during the first and only little league game I ever played in. Since I couldn't hit the ball, catch it, or even throw much better than most girls do, I was relagated to playing only in the last innings when all the bad players were put in. I was sitting on the bench, thinking about how bad I had to poop, and glad that the game was nearly over, so mom would take me home so I could go potty, when the coach told me to go play right field. I hesatated because I had to poop so bad, but he said go, so I walked out to the field. I was standing there, praying that no one hot the ball my way, when a couple of little farts escaped, then it happened. I started pooping in my pants. I was just standing there feeling the mess in the seat of my pants growing when I heard a crack. I looked up and the ball was coming my way. I covered my head with the glove because I thought the ball was going to hit me.As the ball landed beside me and rolled to the fence, I managed to stop pooping. My teammates yelled to me to get the ball and throw it in. I walked bowlegged to it, picked it up and managed to throw it about halfway to the nearest teammate. For the rest of the inning I just stood there wondering how I was going to avoid being caught with my pants full of poop. The inning ended and I went into the dugout and sat down as far away from the coach and other players as I could. It didn't help much, because I really stank. Soon the coach came over and asked me if I'd pooped in my pants. I told him no, but he said I think you have and he took me by the hand and walked me over to my mom in the stands. I had to walk home with my pants full of soft poop. She helped me clean up and change my pants when we got there. I neverplayed little league baseball again. For years afterwards the other kids called me poopypants.
Roberta
I was just remembering how I used to pee when I went out with my dad when I was four or five years old. I would go in the guys' bathroom with him, and if they had one of those little "kiddie" urinals, I would pull my pants down completely and stand over it facing the wall and pee "like a guy". My dad thought it was really funny. Now I do it without my dad there, and all the guys in the bathroom think it's "hot". Weird?
Will post more soon.