Julie
COYOTE'S PEE SURVEY FOR THE GIRLS.
1. when you sit to pee on the toilet, which most girls do, do you pee? a)straight down
b) toward the front a little - I PEE TOWARDS THE FRONT _ SOMETIMES A LITTLE, BUT IF MY BLADDER IS VERY FULL QUITE A LOT.
c)toward the back of toilet bowl
d) to the sides
e) toward the front a lot - SEE ABOVE.
2. does your pee stream come out in?
a) a steady powerful stream? ITS A THICK STEADY STREM, BUT IT DOES MAKE A SORT OF HISSING NOISE. EITHER a) OR e)
b) on and off stream?
c)a wide spray?
d) a slow dribble?
e) hissy ribbon?
3. does your pee always splash into the toilet's water? why? or why not? IT DOESN"T SPLASH SO MUCH THAT IT COMES UP AND HITS MY BUM.
4.when the water level does not come all the way up to the front of the toilet bowl[ like in those older models with just a little water spot 4-6" round or oval toward the back];do you prefer to?
a)sit straight up and just let your pee hit the dry part in front?
b)lean foward so your pee splashes into the water
c) or, even if the water spot is low, does it still splash into the water if you sit up straight on the seat?
d)if so, why? or why not? NEVER BEEN ON THOSE TYPE OF TOILETS _ IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO SPLASH.
4) how wide is your pee stream usually? and how wide when you really have to pee a lot?
a)about 1/8 inch wide? I DON"T KNOW MEASUREMENTS SO WELL _ SEEMS QUITE WIDE.
b)1/4 inch wide?
c) wider than that? if so how much wider?
5) when you girls pee into the toilet's water, DO YOU USUALLY MAKE FOAM? [ OR BUBBLES?] NO, NOT USUALLY
IF SO, HOW MUCH PEE FOAM COVERING THE WATER'S SURFACE? SEE ABOVE.
a)none at all?
b)about 1/4 of the water?
c)1/2 bowl's water?
d)3/4 of the bowl's water?
e)all the water's surface covered?
f)bubbles? how much and how big?
6)if/when you do make foam? why or why not? and when?
7)what does it sound like when a girl pees into the toilet?
a) loud "tinkle"[ like a guy standing]?
b)soft "tinkle"?
c)somewhat loud " tinkle"?
d) piddle?
e)soft hissing sound? I GUESS THIS< AS WELL AS A SOFT TINKLE.
f) other sounds?
why? or why not?
8)if someone was standing outside the door, what would they hear?
if anything, please describe? THEY WOULD HEAR THE WEE HITTING THE WATER I THINK.
9)when you wear a dress or skirt, how do you pee? how about in those " evening gowns, is it harder? WITH A SKIRT YOU PULL DOWN THE PANTIES AND HIKE UP THE DRESS. IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARDER WITH A LONG DRESS, BUT SAME SORT OF PROCESS.
10) do girls ever get " splashback" while peeing into the toilet bowl? when and why? NO, NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEM.
11) do girls ever have to " aim" their pee? yes or no? NO, THE TOILETS STRAIGHT BELOW.
12)do you ever pee outside? if so how easy or hard is it? YES, SOMETIMES. GOT WATCH OUT YOUR FEET DON"T GET WET FROM WEE RUNNING OVER THEM.
13)what's your usual pee color? clear? bright yellow? dark yellow? LIGHT YELLOW, OR CLEAR.
14)do you always wipe after peeing? why? or why not? YES, SO THAT I DON'T GET MY PANTIES WET.
15) have you ever peed in front of guys? other girls? YES, MY BROTHER AND OTHER GIRL FRIENDS.
16) has anyone ever complained about you peeing in front of them? if so, who and why? NO.
17) (BONUS QUESTION) HOW MANY GIRLS STAND TO PEE? where and why? ON DIRTY TOILETS I SQUAT OVER THEM SO THAT MY BUM DOESN'T TOUCH THEM.
Rex
I just have to comment on my girlfriend's (Regina) post about peeing on me. She was just sitting on top of me, and I had no inkling that she was about to do something like that. She definitely got it right that I was shocked! I'm going to have to get her back for that.
So, I just have to relay the story of my poop yesterday. Having eaten a lot on Thanksgiving, the poop was a significant one. I am at my parents house, where there are three bathrooms. One is downstairs, one is off the master bedroom, and then there is one off of the hall next to my bedroom. I like that one the best since that's where I keep my things when I come to visit. The problem is that the toilet doesn't flush well and generally just kind of swirls turds around in the bowl. I went in that bathroom, not really thinking about the bad toilet. After I had deposited my huge load, and flushed (ineffectively) I started to worry about how I'd dispose of the load. I opened the toilet tank, and played with the mechanism to fill up the tank a little more, figuring a little extra water would make it flush better. Bingo. It flushed well and almost everything went down. One more flush helped out by some extra water, and the bowl was clean. Whew.
That's all for now.
Dave form Upstate NY
TO: Eli, Great story about Ken.
Bryian
To pissypants: Enjoyed your story
To unnamed poster who went in the bushes..liked your story
To Regina: Welcome...enjoyed your story
To Silly Girl: Liked your story
To Ron: Thats cool what was on tv
To Punk Rock Girl: Liked your story..funny thing i too experienced some cramping and diahreaha after thanksgiving...i'll post more at the bottom...
To eli: Loved your story....cool what you keep seeing in the bathroom...liked your story about the dude walking in on you too..loved that camping story too
To Melanie: Liked your story
To James: Loved your story
To Jenny: Enjoyed your story
To *Survey Girl: To answer your ?s..... 1.yes 2.sitting 3.no 4.sometimes 5. once or less 6.yes 7.yes 8. sometimes 9.farting/bloating fullness 10. no 11.no 12. no 13. no sure..its never happened 14.yes
To POOP ROUND THE WORLD WITH INGRID AND EVE: Liked your story
To Julie: No problem for taking the survey
This is to every one and prg....i mentioned up top about having diahreaha after thanksgiving....i ate a whole lot on thanksgiving then i went to bed early cause i was tired...i woke up around 3am with really bad heartburn, something i usally don't get...it was really bad that i had to take something. The only thing i had was some milk of magnesia and it said take 2-4 tsp for heart burn and 2-4 tbsp for constipation...i took like 1 1/2 tsp and went back to bed when i got up to go to work later on i had cramps and diahreha...i didn't feel so hot so i stayed home from work. Could my diahreaha be from milk of magnesia that fast? i toook some last year for constipation after having surgery and had to take dose and doses and still couldn't shit. can any one answer me? thanks
post some more pee stories girls Please!!!!!!!!
Todd
Hi 29 single male here I would like to know has anyone flushed poopy undies, panties, or diapers down the toilet before if anyone has i would like to know thanks.
pisser
i love to take my pants off just to piss.
Louis
Julie
Great survey! Can't wait for the next instalment.
And I had a good laugh reading your answers to your own male peeing survey :)) I must say, some of us guys can probably see a couple of problems with your answers, especially:
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee? I WOULD SHAKE IT ABOUT A LOT UNTIL ALL THE WEE WAS OFF.
If you shook 'it' about that much, you'd end up with another problem entirely ;) That is, if you hadn't got beaten up for staring too long at your neighbor!
To answer your (how does that milking thing work?) question - it's the action that several other guys who responded have described of pulling down on the penis to get rid of the last few drops. I find I don't need to do it but my brother Ari does and I always joke that it looks like he's milking a cow. Same sort of action.
mike
To *Survey Girl Here is my answers to your survey
1. Yes if i have to do it i will do it
2. Sitting or Bending halfways over
3. Sometimes
4. Yes
5. 2
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Sometimes
9. Gas or fart
10. Yes
11. No
12. Yes
13. No
14. Yes
Buzzy
Hey all, hope you all had a great turkey day-I sure did! went to my sisters and we all ate like crazy and i got up this a.m, at around 8am and figured this was going to be a great dump to do at the gym so i got dressed and headed for the gym and whe I got there,it was a little slow at first and I wasn't feeling anything coming on yet,so I went upstairs to start my workout.After about 30-35 mins the place started to get hopping and all the cardio machines were occupied and I started to feel my rectum start to fill up with all that thanksgiving dinner,so I let it really build up and after another20 mins or so,I really had to go and so down the stairs I went to the stalls and not to my surprise,they were full,so I had to stand there and wait and as I'm standing there,i can hear all the guys i the stalls grunting and letting loose with their thanksgiving dinners.Man, there was some serious dumping going on and a guy comes up behind me and says"Oh great there's a line to take a shit"and I recognize him as a guy i've dumped with here a few times before and he looked a bit like he really had to go himself and I said"yeah,it's a drag to stand here having to go so bad and hearing all these guys dumping away"he says yeah,man I really gotta go bad'' and I said "me too after all that turkey" Then 1 stall came open and I said" go ahead,you look like you got to go worse than me"he said " Oh great thanks" and dashed off to the stall.Now ,I let him go ahead of me cause this guy really takes some great dumps and I wanted to be on the bowl going along with him and I heard him clean off the bowl and quickly sit down and let out a long hissing fart that was cut off with the turds starting to come out his but with a lot of crackling and ploping as he moaned in relief and this really make my urge build up with cramps and pressure on my starting to bulge anus and I really had to go bad now!Then a stall opened up and I went in and it was right across from the guy I was just talking to and as I'm cleaning of the seat,It's like all these guys are just letting out all kind of dumps from hard plops to loose and a lot of farting and groaning and i hear guys talking to each other like "man I can't stop shittin' and I think i dumped twice as much as I ate and I ate alot"It was great and I'm starting to sit on the bowl with all this going on and I had to go and as soon as my ass hit the seat,I let out a nice loud pre-poop fart and at the same time I did that,i heard he guy next to me let loose with barrage that lasted 15 seconds or more and I'm hearing this as I relax my now doming anus as I feel a long rope of poop start to leave my body and I just sat back aginst the toilet tank with my legs spread and I just let all this stuff start to coil in the water as it's stiil coming out my ass.I didn't have to push at all as I just sat there with my eyes closed and filling up the bowl ending it with a wet fart as I looked in the bowl and saw 1 piece smooth and curled around the bowl.It was a good one,i'd say about 12-15 inches long and about 1 1/2 inhes thick and man, it felt sooo great coming out that I groaned in relief as it finally came out! I just sat there enjoying the relief,but I didn't feel done yet as I listened to all the other guys dumping like crazy and as i'm sitting there a guy come in the stall across from me and he's on a real hurry and doesn't close the door all the way as I can see him pull down his shorts and let them fall to the ground as he sat spread legged on the bowl and I could see thru the partaiily open door him first sit down and the he let out a grunt and 2 tight farts as he started to read a magazine he brought with him and I could see cause he had his legs spread apart,a seemingly endless rope of poop leave his butt.This guy really had to go as it went on and on-it was amazing how much this guy went.the light was right above him so I had a pretty good view of it all-it was interesting to see this guy poop that much.Then he just continued to sit there and read his mag and just then I got another cramp and I had to go more as I let out a hissing fart followed by a bunch of soft ice cream poop that just piled into the middle of the bowl as I groaned in relief and let out a long fart at the end of all this stuff-I was feeling great letting out all this stuff with the other guys here at the gym!Then I saw this guy across from me start to wipe and as I'm watching him clean himself,I had to go more and let out a wet fart followed by the tail end of my thanksgiving BM with a lot of loose stuff and a few wet farts.Now I felt done except I could feel a long piece of mucus hanging out my anus and I just let it hang there as I decided to have some fun and after that,I peed quite a bit and wiped my tender butthole which was a bit sore after all that pooin'Man I felt great! that was one of the best poop sessions I had there at the gym!And all this time I could still hear all these guys pooing like crazy and I dumped quite a load myself-it was fun! now i'm straight,but I really enjoy the sights and sounds of guys pooing here at the gym! it's great! Happy thanksgiving,all--lets' hear some of all your post-turkey poops! BYEJimmy R
This morning I made bacon and eggs with coffee for breakfast, then an hour and a half later, I was letting out some long, loud farts. I then felt the urge to take a shit, so I sat on the toilet, let out 3 thick turds, let out some wet farts, before pooping out a couple more smaller pieces of poo. I wiped my ass 9 times until there was no more brown on the paper. I flushed the toilet, then used the brush to clean the skidmarks off the porcelein. I left a strong smell behind, so I sprayed the room with air freshener.
OzGuy: Whereabouts in Australia are you from? I'm from Melbourne.
Franco
Buzzy
yeah the whole shitting the pants thing is pretty out there. I too had that accident when I was a kid, but for some reason I kind of found out I liked it. I would rather buddy dump though...less frigging mess to clean up. Have you ever had those experiences when you have held in a big shit and then when it was time to let the bomb go you were scared cause you knew it was going to rip you from stem to stern? I remember being a kid and always constipated. i had these 2 friends who were brothers and we used to hang out at the lake together. They had this 2 seater outhouse. I went in one day and sat down and their dad came in like nothing was out of the ordinary, and dropped his shorts to have a huge dump-this guy was big and had the reputation for taking monster dumps...man he worked like a hog to get that shit out but at the time I was too freaked out to let my load go so I pretended like I had done it and left the outhouse. later that day I tried again, this time my friend came with me to use the other seat. He was killing himself laughing cause I was so scared to sit down i knew the big log I had inside was going to hurt coming out. It was like a team huddle in there with him chantign "Push push push" and me turning red as I worked out my huge log that left my ass throbbing.We gotta buddy dump sometime, that would be cool- hopefully when both of us are loaded up and dying to crap.
Eli-cool story about the kid in the stall. I'm not that tall so looking into another stall is hard unless you are staring in a door-less stall. Universities are the best cause the guys don't give a crap about doing it loudly and in front of people. I am totally not shy about taking a noisy dump infront of people and at times have scared off guys who are looking for "other" things in men's rooms. I remember being in this men's room and this one guy came in, went into the stall besdie mine and sat down and farted very loudly, then grunted and farted some more, weird explosive farts that made me think maybe he had a condition of somekind like lactose intolerance. His friend came in looking for him and looked thru the crack in my door then his and then his friend went into the stall beside him and pulled his pants down and farted the same way. They laughed and talked and grunted and farted , huge amounts of gas-really loud, and laughed some more, they talked about a girl they both wanted, they talked about what they had done the night before, all while taking massive very smelly dumps...it was cool.
Gotta go ride the pot.
F
Stan
Stan at 15
Julie:
A survey for the guys:
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when? If I am shitting.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why? all except pants to my ankles or taking them off.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee? I shake it if I am standing or if I am sitting on the toilet, I will let it drip or I will wipe the tip with toilet paper.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips? yes.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet? not much.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say? sister said that there was a spot on my pants and she knew that I took a piss.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies? yes, sometimes.
(b) Talk to them? sometimes
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body? maybe
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave? no, I just keep a straight face.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who? many, my parents, friends and my sis and strangers in public toilets.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee. no.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe. I had to for laboratory specimens.
Annie and Robby
Hi Everyone,
Wow, it has been a bloody long time since we wrote on here. Robby is sitting right by me but is too down in the "loins" to write. He is doing better. I will help him until he recovers. Now, for a story!
On the day Robby came home from the hospital I was there with the car and the nurse got him all situated. On the way home Robby got a pained expression on his face. He told me he really had to wee. Well, we were on a freeway going 70 mph so I couldn't stop immediately. Finally we stopped at a rest area. The problem was that he had to helped to the loo(toilet). Impatient and desperate, Robby just stood up, dropped his pj trousers, and let fly. His bum was in full view of everyone. His wee made a wonderful arch. A policeman came around and ask what was happening. We explained and he was very nice until some of Robby's wee splashed on his shoes. At this the poor man flashed us a hostile look and walked away. We continued our journey and Robby and I laughed the rest of the way home. I nearly weed myself!! Of course the girls(Sarah and Meghan) thought it was really embarrasing,LOL!
TIM and SARAH: Hi dears! We are so glad you are still here. We have missed you. Robby wants to thank you for the story. Sarah, that was a wicked poop you took!! I'll bet your arse was sore! Tim, you were a perfect gentleman! Glad to know the youngsters are fine. Take care and stay here! Lots of Love and a hug from Annie and Robby
RIZZO: Hi dear friend!! We have missed you, too! Robby nearly did what you did in your story. At least you didn't flash your willie and wee in front of 20 people,LOL! Hope your wife is tip top! We miss our Kendal and Andrew, too! We hope they are ok!! Lots of Love from Annie and Robby
HELLOS TO: ADRIAN-we hope to write more often. JANE AND GARY- hope you folks are fine, BRYIAN-glad you are still here. There are so many new posters!! We are glad!! PV, STEVE and LOUISE, EPHERMAL, INA,CARMALITA, WHERE ARE YA???
HAPPY POOS AND WEES
ANNIE AND ROBBY
Ken
Hi, everyone. Long-time lurker making his first post here... nobody else here using the name "Ken," right? Anyway, here are my belated answers to Julie's survey:
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
Only if I have to poop too.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
Unzip fly, pull penis out over waistband of undies. It seems like the least amount of work.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
Shake, or occasionally squeeze.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
Almost never. Doesn't really get rid of the drips anyway.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
Not usually. Even when wet, only the last few drops.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
Not that I know of.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
(b) Talk to them?
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
I try not to look at anything (it's an unwritten law!), just take my time finishing and leave.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
In boyhood, with best friend(s). Since then, only in front of significant others who wanted to watch.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
No.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
Nope, always eventually able to produce something.
coyote
sorry moderator, nevermind, it is at the end of this page. and whoever said that the bottom page is NOt loading, is right, as only half showed up, and my survey for the girls did not at all.
movies? there is a scene in COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER where the actor who portrayed lorretta lynn is heard urinating in the motel room toilet. this I saw only on TV and am not sure if she could really be seen pissing. anyway, I have to watch the uncensored version to find out I guess, as we know that TV makes a big deal out of everything they consider " offensive to children" [ yet they shove about every kind of toy and cereal and brainwash them into buying. ]
Monday, December 01, 2003
pissypants
Hi, all. I just stumbled upon this site today and I'm really really intrigued by it. Ever since middle school, I've taken an interest in my bodily functions; I sometimes even wet and/or mess myself just for fun. Until a few short years ago, I thought that I was just weird until I started stumbling onto sites like this. It's cool to hear that other people have had experiences similar to mine.
Anyway, I pride myself on having excellent control and when I do wet myself, it's always planned and in private. I don't remember having a genuine accident since kindergarden, although I did come VERY close once when I was 17 ...
I went on a class trip with about nine other students to France. We visited several cities and stayed in 3 or 4 different hotel rooms, but I always roomed with the same girl. In fact, I had a major crush on her, but that's a whole 'nother story! I was a shy kid in high school so - as I was with this girl or other members of my group 24/7 - pooping became a very difficult and embarrassing task for me. I've always been a loud (farty!) and slow pooper anyway and that combined with all the odd French food that didn't agree with my system made for some painful nights of me waiting for my roomie to go to sleep so that I could unleash my farts, grunting and smelly shit into those cramped little hotel bathrooms with poor ventilation, praying all the while that she wouldn't be awakened by the commotion. It was tough but my method worked well until the end of the trip. It was one of our last days and we were embarking on a loooong bus trip across the country to visit one final city. We stopped for lunch at a small cafe but I didn't have much of an apetite because my stomach had been feeling funny that morning. Just as the bus was getting ready to depart, I realized that the unsettling sensation in my gut was the result of a huge dump just dying to get out. I decided that I would HAVE to suck up my fear and take a shit before we set out again. My roommie and two of the guys we were traveling with ran down the street to the public paytoilet, knowing we had only minutes to spare before the bus left. For those of you who don't know, these toilets are self-cleaning, cylindrical metal enclosures seen mainly in Europe. I let everyone go ahead of me, knowing that I would take longest and feeling like I would leave a smell no human being would want to experience after me! I'm sure that the three ahead of me only pissed but it nonetheless felt like an eternity until it was my turn to use the fixture. Finally, I went in and was impressed to see that the facility was actually one of the cleanest I'd seen in days (though at that point I was so desparate I wouldn't have cared!) I yanked down my pants hurriedly and to my horror I saw that I had gotten my period! I had no sort of tampon or maxi and knew that my friend wouldn't either so I hurriedly made a tampon out of compressed toilet paper. I was just about to sit down and try to push the shit out as quickly as possible when my friend banged frantically on the door and said that we were already late! Being a slow pooper anyway, I knew that I wouldn't have adequate time and if I didn't leave right then we would be in big trouble with our bitchy teacher. So, almost on the verge of tears, I yanked my pants back up and my friend and I ran to the bus. I must have cursed at myself 1000 times in the next few hours for failing to shit when I had the chance. The bus ride was absolute AGONY. I knew we wouldn't be making another pit stop for hours. The bus was, of course, equipped with a tiny little closet of a restroom, but I vowed to hold out as long as I could because I knew I would stink up the whole bus and being the shy kid I was, I would've died of embarrassment. I was in pain and on the verge of tears. The people around me were dozing, listening to headphones, or talking quietly and seemed not to notice my plight. I'm not sure whether it was menstrual cramps or the utter desparation to shit or both, but my gut was reeling and I was doubled over in pain every few minutes. I kept feeling the shit trying to squeeze out but I was clenching my butt cheeks together with all I had. Finally, about three hours later, we stopped at a department store to browse and use the restrooms. Having taken the last available seat on the bus at the last stop - a seat which happened to be in the back - meant that I was one of the last people off of the bus and I saw the line for the small restrooms form quickly ahead of me, a mile long. I knew that I absolutely could NOT wait any longer so I tried desperately to think of something. I was about to humiliate myself by begging my tourmates to let me ahead of them but I was so embarrassed about the thought of taking a really loud smelly shit in front of everyone. Suddenly I spied a janitor's closet several feet down the hallway and I decided that was my only prayer. My friend saw me start to slip away and looked at me questioningly but I whispered to her that I only needed to change my tampon and 'didn't feel like waiting' in that line. I must have been convincing because she didn't give it a second thought. I dashed to the janitor's closet and shut the door. Naturally, there was no toilet but I didn't care. I had NO time to waste to be shy or discrete or polite. I barely had time to pull my pants down and spread my legs over an empty bucket before my body absolutely exploded with a torrent of piss and really runny, smelly, messy spurts of diarrhea. My farts echoed loudly. The piss made a loud hissing sound and the shit made some strange plopping noises as it hit the plastic bucket. It was a large bucket meant probably to hold several gallons of mop water but I swear I filled it up halfway and must have lost 10 pounds in the process as I experienced diarrhea like only lousy foreign food can provide! I felt like everyone must have heard me but after a long relieving purge of pent-up shit that lasted probably nearly 10 minutes, I exited the janitor's closet as discretely as possible and realized to my amazement that no one had noticed I'd been in there! I knew better than to hang around the scene of the crime and so I dashed into the store - smiling and RELIEVED - and tried to act natural. To my knowledge, to this day none of my travel buddies were ever the wiser.
Well, thanks for listening and hope you enjoyed. Happy pooping, all! :)One day I was going to school. I really had to pee badly! I tripped and couldn't hold it any longer. My friend was right next to me and told me to go in the bushes. I didn't want to go in my pants in front of her even though I do it privately so I did. THe pee was so much that it squirted backward onto her. She got soaked and I laughed so hard that I pooped onto my new shoes while the school bus came. THe whole school bus came and saw me with my pants down and poop on my shoes and pee on my pants. I never lived it down. I didn't have any other clothes so the principal who heard about it put me in a diaper since we have a preschool next door to our school. I was mortified! Well hope you all enjoyed this, it was horrible!
Regina
Hi all,
I, too, am new. I have to say, peeing and pooping are sometimes the highlights of my day...but maybe I just have a slightly stressful existence. I had an interesting experience today when I went to visit my boyfriend. I was sitting on top of him on his bed, and I decided to pee. He was a little shocked at first, but he ended up enjoying it. We also have a poop log...it's cool to see just how often I poop. Anyway, it's back to work. Vale!Amber
To Samantha C - Wow sounds like you have a nice story planned!! I think you should try and post it here, and i'm sure if it got submitted, everyone would enjoy it since its so long. For me, the longer the stories are the better! Although some short ones are pretty good too, i like them all!! its just that the longer ones usually have more detail, but i think you should send it here!!
To The Neighbor - Hey, those must have been very fulfilling experiences for you!! I have a little sister who's 11, and we never played any "doctor" game like that, but I have often teased her before about my poops being bigger than hers. We used to joke around all the time about that, but we only do it on occasion now. Did your younger sister ever poop in that soup bowl as well, or was your older sister only allowed to? Thanks.!.!.!.
I'm gonna go take a shower now and let my mom use the computer.....I'll reply again when some more stories come up!!!!!!Bryian
The last few days i been dumping alot....i dumped a load saturday night then again sunday morning...then i must have pooped 3 more times on sundayBryian
To Ed: Intresting story...thats cool about the women peeing in the urinal
To Ash.D: Loved your story about pooping in school
To jesse: Loved your camping story..cool
To joey: Loved your story...how old are you and your sister?
To aj: liked your story
To eli: Loved your story...how old are you? and did that kid see you peaking at him?
To Rex: Enjoyed your story
To the neighbor: Enjoyed your stories from childhood
To Jeri_l: Liked your story
To Sarah S and Meghan: Saying hi back
To unnamed poster: who was constipated as a child..liked your story
To Moderator: latly the bottom of the pages hasn't been loading
Silly Girl
I am a high school student. Here's a good one, one time someone was giving a presentation, and then I farted very loud. My teacher said something like "I am sorry that was a great presentation try to be more careful next time...." Then he said my name, which ment he knew it was me. I made the situation worse by saying "I FARTED!!!!!!!" The class laughed even harder, right when the laughter was about to die down.
Ron
Tonight on Celebrities Uncensored they showed a drunk woman (they did not say who she was or imply she was a celebrity) come out of a night club arguing with the paparazzi cameramen that were there. She was really pissed offed. She leans on an opened car door and pees a long strong stream in front of a crowd. It was great!
This is the first time that I know of that they actually show the pee coming out of the woman and you can see everything except for her genitals which are blocked out. It is definately worth seeing. I hope this starts a trend and more shows will show women peeing, and dare I hope, dropping big loads of of steaming thick turds :) I hope one day our society will be liberated enough to show that and accept it.
JW
Linda- Sounds like what you have is called encopresis. Holding in BM's untill you can no longer pass them on your own. I'm very curious to here how you got over it? What sorts of things did your Mom do, besides the soap stick and laxitive to help you go. --JWDose any one have any laxitive storys if you will you please post them!
rick
what movies have girls pooping
Punk Rock Girl
Well, I hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving! I'm headed to Colin's house for dinner tomorrow. Thanksgiving dinner almost always gives me a bout of explosive diarrhea a few hours later, and yet, I still stuff myself every year. Why might that be?
Happy Holidays!
PRGEric in Chicago
OzGuy: Cool about your friend peeing blue; that's definitely an excuse to show off at the urinals! Actually, if you do it (by consuming the dye methylene blue, which is an ingredient of some pills for bladder infections; it's also available at the fish section of pet stores; just don't consume the version that's used as a microscope stain, since that usually contains toxic amounts of zinc) you can get a real good idea of just how far your piss goes from where you think it does. You'll see blue spots on your underwear, and blue spots on your bathroom floor. No matter how well you aim, there's always some splatter. But whipping it out and squirting a blue stream is *fun*, no matter what it says about your sanitary habits or lack thereof (it also makes for some awesome snow-writing!).eli
Well here another story from the university library! I got there Sunday to study and it was about 12:30. Once again the stall door was locked. Oh I am so glad i am 6 feet 4 and can peer over the top with such ease! Anyway I looked over and saw this kid with a red t-shirt on hiked up all the way to just beneath his shoulders leaning way forward on the bowl. I am pretty sure I saw this kid in one of those eating contests that they have Saturday nights at the Cluck U we have on campus. He must have been eating the jalapeno judging by the sounds he was making. He could not get comfortable it seemed, he was rocking back and forth in between crackling dumps and explosive ones. I cannot understand why tdudes do this to themselves and eat like that. I really thought the kid was gonna die in there. I went back a half an hour later and he was still in there moaning and dumping to beat the band. What a stench!Melanie
Hey.
I'm not very interested or bashful about my bodily functions. Everybody pees and craps the same way. But, I prefer to do it alone. The first time I ever went to my boyfriend's apartment, it was after eating dinner at a Mexican place. Well, within a couple of hours, my bowels were churning and creaking and I knew I'd have to empty them soon whether I wanted to or not. His apartment was small, and the bathroom was right off the living room, right next to the kitchen. In other words, there was nowhere he could go except outside to not hear my noises. Finally, I was desperate, and I said, "Ooooo, I have to use the bathroom."
I went in and closed the door. I pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. I tried to be easy and controlled, but it all came out in a big rush, and I let out this horrible, loud wet fart. It actually hurt! It was followed by what sounded like feet sloching through mud. It lasted for several minutes, and then I was done. The bathroom reeked, and unlike almnost every other guy I knew, he had no air freshener.
I wiped myself and flushed the toilet. I opened the window and washed my hands, then walked out and closed the door behind me. He said, "Oh, is it really raunchy in there, I've gotta pee." I said, "You'd better wait a few minutes."
Later, after we'd gone out a few more times, I told him how embarrassed I was that first night. He told me it kind of warmed him up to me, because he liked that I was a girl who could take a dump like that at her boyfriend's place.
Well, later!Aloo
Anyone have any true school wetting stories? Preferably recent ones!
AlooBuzzy
Morning,all-well it's about 8am or so and time to respond to some posts-
TO ASH.D-As usual,a wonderful story with you and Katie in the stalls-I enjoy hearing women groan and moan as they poop and your stories are always so descriptive! Good stuff
TO FRANCO-you and I sound like we have the same tastes when it comes to the pooing subject except I do not enjoy pooing in my pants at all!Yes,i've had a few accidents over the years and except when I was about 9 they have all been small accidents-When I was 9 i had a big accident cause I was in catholic school and the nun wouldn't let me go to the boys room to poop and i pooped in my pants in front of 30 kids who proceeded to humiliate me-so I don't equate pooing in my pants with any pleasure at all! I'd much rather dump it straight out my butt out in the woods or on a bowl-the few times i "plotched" in my underwear,it was really a drag to clean up and stuff and really repulsed me-Hey different strokes for....you know,but I enjoy your stories a lot and probably you and I would have a cool buddy poop if we ever ran into each other-Good stuff,i enjoy reading all your posts!
TO PENNY-Hey,haven't head from you in awhile!I used to always enjoy your outdoor "plug and poop" stories!Sounded like a fun buddy poop at the prez. cup I'd enjoy a good woods buddy poop with you! it surely would be fun!L lets hear from you some more-i always enjoyed your stuff!!
.speaking of stuff-,as I sit here,i'm feeling my rectum starting to fill up with my morning excrement-this site often is like a good cup of coffee and it makes me have to poop---Ahh- the power of suggestion- Does this happen to anyone else here?-Hey i'm off to the bowl to dump!! good stuff,all!! BYEeli
Hey Franco! Glad you enjoyed my posts. I have a million of 'em! Thats one thing about college life, you get to see about twenty thousand dudes taking a dump if you live on campus and nobody ever gets disturbed about it. Last semester I was in the student union building which is the heart of our campus and I felt the urge to take a crap. This time I was the victim of an eating contest. The night before my buddies and I had gone to the Pizza Hut just off campus to the all you can eat pizza buffet to try and close 'em down. Did I pay for that! Anyway I was having a cup of coffee with a friend and started sweating and feeling like my stomach was going to explode. I made a b-line to the bathroom in the s.u.b.( student union building ) and locked myself in the third stall nearest to the wall because I knew it was going to be a mammoth shit. Slowly I began to strain and i felt my face turning red as i pumped and pumped, just as this huge horse log began to ease out of my butt some kid opened the stall door on me and there was nothing I could do but grunt and moan. Then the huge turd hit the water and I was both so relieved that I did not give a shit about the dude staring at me. I simply put my head down and kept on pooping. He shut the door slowly and left me alone to finish dying on the pot. It took another twenty minutes for my colon to be cleansed and finally I wiped myself and went back to my buddy who had thought I died in there. I saw the guy who walked in on me again a few weeks later at the Cluck U and he smiled and said dont forget to lock the door next time! I laughed. Thats my story for today.Flying Dutchman
Hey everybody!
Yesterday I had a not so wonderful experience while admiring my nicely shaped projectile. As I bent over just a little, my cellphone slipped out of the pocket on my shirt. It dipped in my deposit and took a dive in the water. Okay, luckily it didn't crash onto the bowl and okay, the water cleaned up the mess a bit, but the thing didn't work anymore. So I cleaned it up with a little soap and water (as it was already pouring out), dried it as good as possible and placed it onto the central heating. Guess what! Today it started up fine!Byron
Hi Julie - hey its cool that your interested in guys pissing, I love that!!
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
I usually only piss when I'm sitting down if I need to have a crap. Usually after a crap I have a piss as well.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
If I'm at home I usually pull my pants right down to the floor. It leaves my hands free to aim, and its also what I've always done so feels right. In public places I piss through the fly.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
I shake my penis down wards, and squeez it to get the piss out.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
No
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
I usually don't get rid of the last drops and end up with a wet patch on my underpants
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
Yes I have. I was at a party and wearing light pants, and ended up with a big wet patch showing on the front. The guys there teased me something awful, and I felt badly humiliated, and left. A girl I really liked was also there, and she has not looked me in the eye since, and seems to even blush when I try and talk to her.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
I try not too as i get embarrassed
(b) Talk to them?
Never
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
Yes. i get very embarrassed so notice if they look down at my piss.
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
Yes - Sometimes I can't piss if they stand next to me.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
Yes - my brother father and mother, and once my aunt who got very angry
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
My aunt. She told my mother and I got a beating for that.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
I had to piss in a glass for the doctor once and couldn't I had to take a bottle home and brung it back the next day. His nurse laughed at me after that.Adrian
My answers to Julie's survey are:
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when? Occasionally and only ever at home.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why? I pull them to one side.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee? Shake.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips? No.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet? Sometimes. Not much.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say? Possibly but nobody's commented.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
(b) Talk to them?
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave? Mostly D.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who? Not that I remember.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee. No.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe. Yes, I was once unexpectedly asked to give a urine sample in a hospital out-patients about 5 minutes after I'd been to pee. That was difficult!
Sarah & Meghan. Sorry to hear about Robby's bypass and I hope he's soon much recovered. I enjoyed the account of Meghan's latest dump - it was great.
Penny. People you'd think were as refined in the bathroom as they are in social life can often come up with some enormous surprises. One great thing about bodily functions is that they're a great social leveller. Today the Queen will be opening Parliament and it's always quite a long ceremony but I expect that Her Majesty will have heeded the advice which George V gave to his sons about making sure you've 'been' in both senses of the word before undertaking lengthy public engagements.eli
I almost forgot about this!!! Its amazing what you remember with the right stimulus. I remember when I was in camp and only about 10 years old there was a camp counselor there named Ken who used to disappear for half an hour at a time and nobody could figure out where he was. Until one day of course!!! Ken was 17, pretty tall ( not as tall as me now but back then when I was little he seemed tall), he had dark hair and resembled Pacey from Dawsons Creek except with a more muscular body. He was going to pull one of his disappearing acts one hot summer afternoon ( must have been back in '93 when every day was over 90.)I decided that i would sneak off and follow him. So as usual all the kids went swimming after lunch and the counselors all sat together to keep an eye on us ( they could care less the dudes were interested in hooking up with the girl counselors.) I saw Ken walking away and into the bushes. I got out of the pool and walked quickly after him. He headed off into the woods to the cinderblock bath house which we used for changing which also had some stalls in it. Ken locked himself in the last stall. I went into the stall next to him and to my surprise there was a crack in the wall where the toilet paper dispenser was with a gaping hole in it large enough to view whoever happened to be sitting on the toilet. Ken began by taking off all his clothes and getting stark naked. Then he sat down on the bowl with his legs as wide apart as possible and leaned way forward. He stayed that way for about five minutes and i thought he had fallen asleep when suddenly he let out this immense roar and a great plop hit the water. He kept groaning and straining for a while but nothing. Then it all began to come out as he could not catch his breath between logs. I chose that moment to make my presence known, I knocked on the stall wall and asked him if he knew what time it was. At first he did not answer me totally into his dump. Then I knocked again and he answered me in a voice that sounded like the devil in the exorcist, " i-i-its about thr-a-eee". Then with a heavy sigh he collapsed into another jumbo turd as I was consumed by curiosity. After that he wiped up and cleaned up then left. But he did not flush and I wanted to see what was in that toilet! I unlocked my stall and went in where Ken had been. The stall smelled horrible and the toilet seat was wet from sweat so I did not touch it. I looked into the bowl and I will tell you I saw a turd that was as thick as coffee can in there. I never took a crap that large and wondered how it was humanly possible. I found out 8 years later after one of my nights out with my buddies over at Cluck U!!! Since then its been Chock Full Of Nuts at least once a week!! But I had forgotten all about Ken. Thats experience was intriguing.Sumaya
To whoever asked about objects in the toilet...
I've seen some items in the toilet before. Usually toilet paper, but sometimes others. Otherwise I've seen some normal restroom waste like pads, tampons, disposable baby diapers, pull-ups, band-aids, or disposable razors. If I see something like a diaper I usually just flush it until it's out of sight, then flush a few more times just to be sure it's gone forever. The more bizarre things i've seen are flashlight batteries, lipstick tubes, bottles, cans, and so on. Once saw an AOL CD in the toilet - and I don't think any amount of flushing would get rid of that!James
I posted about a week ago, but I guess it got lost. Anyway, I wanted to update everyone on my last poop incident. I came home from school and had to poop, but my mom was'nt home yet, so I decided to wait downstairs for her. By the time she made it home, I was desperate.I guess she assumed that I already pooped, because she asked me to help unload the grocieries. On the second trip I started to feel like I was going to lose it, so I told my mom '"Im going inside." She told me to stay and help, and as I told her that I had'nt pooped yet, I lost control. The poop started coming out, and I told her "Nevermind. I just pooped my pants."
We went inside and I had to get changed. I took my pants off but left my underware on, and walked out to the kitchen where my mom was putting away the groceries and I showed her that I was still wearing my poop filled underware. She told me to go wait for her in the bathroom, but instead, I stayed in the kitchen so that she could smell me. When my dad came home, he asked what happened, and my mom told him. I just stood there and grinned, and so he took me to the bathroom and helped me change. Afterward, I talked about it for the rest of the night. My parents just listened, and I could tell that they felt like it was my moms fault for not listening to me. I did'nt tell them that I had been home a long time when my mom got home. Im going to do something like that again, soon.Mike
Hey guys.
I have noted some interesting surveys these past few days. Interesting answers too. I thought I would ask a few questions of the general population here.
As I am writing this, I feel my second poo of the day coming on. One question is: What is everyone's record for going poo (poo, not diarreah) the most times in the shortest time? My record is about 7 good size poops in 1 hour.
I will ask my next question after I go poo.......
Ok, now for my second question. I have this (unique?) ability to tell the size of my poo just by the feel of it in general, and with my fingers up my butt (due to the discust factor, I don't do this too often). For example, if I feel my poo is round and firm, that means a good long one about 6 inches.
Well, that's all for now.
Take care guys.
Jenny
Went out Christmas shopping at the weekend (got to be done!) and felt the urge in one of the department stores.
Waited in the queue, successfully holding back from soiling my knickers, and was relieved to get to the front when a girl emerged from a stall to herald my turn.
When I looked in the toilet I saw she'd left some little 'gifts' floating on the water.
I would have tried flushing but was too desperate, so I downed tights and knickers and sat to evacuate, then promptly dropped three good portions followed by a relaxing long pee.
When I wiped, I looked to see the small pellets floating above my well-formed donations. It was like rabbits droppings, "is that what a diet of carrots and lettuce looks like?" I wandered as I flushed before straightening my skirt.
The toilet had swallowed my load with no problem but the rabbits remained defiantly.
I was aghast at the thought the next visitor would think it was me who would be bunny-hopping around the store afterwards, so I tore off a good length of paper and tried flushing again. The toilet wasn't playing, so I had to wait which went against my conscience with such a queue.
After what seemed like an eternity, the filling noise stopped and I flushed decisively.
When the water subsided, there still remained a couple of stubborn pellets and I was tempted to finish the job.
Common sense and conscience prevailed, so I stuffed a handful of paper over the remains and left promptly (hoping no-one I knew would follow me).
I've seen rabbit droppings before and wonder whether any of you produce these.
If so, what do you eat ??
I'm mystified….
*Survey Girl
Hi there everyone, can you please take my survey? Anyone can feel free to take this, all though I would possibly like to hear some girls answers for these, thank you soo muuch! And sorry if some of these questions are the same as in other surveys, cause I know there have been other ones, but I haven't really looked at them yet..........
1. Do you enjoy pooping?
2. What position are you in when you're pooping? Sitting, standing, etc.?
3. Do you get stomach aches before you poop?
4. Do you make grunting noises when you're going?
5. About how many times a day do you poop?
6. Do you look forward to sitting on the toilet and going?
7. Do you find pooping relaxing?
8. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
9. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)?
10. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping?
11. Have you ever had sucha difficult time pooping, that you cried afterwards?
12. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the toilet, or do you get it done as fast as possible?
13. How do you feel about having someone in the bathroom with you, like to keep you company?
14. Have you ever got off the toilet, thinking you were finished pooping, but then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done?
*To The Neighbor -
Those sound like neat games that you've played. Me and my younger sis neva did anything like that, but glad you liked it!! Wait I kinda remember that once we dared each other to poop on the bathroom floor. We both chickened out though, but I squatted down and tried to go but I felt like the whole world was watching me lol.
Thursday, November 27, 2003
Tim (and Sarah)
Dear Sarah and Meghan: Sarah and I were concerned and saddened by the news about Robbie. Please let him know, we are thinking about him and wish him full strength on a speed way to recovery! We hope to „see" him around here very soon again, entertaining us with his nice stories and good humour. In case he can't get up, yet; I especially wish him an easy poop on the bed pan...and hope, in case he got a katheter for the operation, it did not hurt too much.
Our little rascals are fine. They changed a bit in their behaviour, which is interesting: Our little „revolutionary on the peepee front" Josie has calmed down for the moment and rather enjoys a quiet pee on the toilet, whenever she needs to go. Loewie on the other hand, who was always the „well behaved" one when it came to toilet training seems to have dicovered the concept of „marking" his territory: He needs at least one tree or wall to pee against when we are outside. I guess I can' t blame him, he just enjoys his outdoor peepees, lol.
So here is the second part of our summer weekend adventure, especially for Robbie:
On Sunday we drove back. It was really hot that day so we agreed with Sarah's parents on the phone to pick the kids up a bit later, so everyone could go for a swim- us at a nearby lake and the kids with their grandparents at the pool. We enjoyed a good time at the lake and ate some of the big amounts of food, our hosts had packed for us. Afterwards we lazed in the shadow ( too hot yet to continue driving). I noticed my beloved wife wasn't feeling well and I got it out of her that she felt miserable as she hadn't pooped since Friday, as she did not have access to a proper toilet. After a bit of encouragement she agreed to try to relieve herself in the woods. I wanted to give her her privacy, but she got up and took my hand to pull me up, saying she needed my help...Of course I was delighted to do so. We told our grinning friends we would go for a walk and wandered of into nature to find a nice spot. We decided for a fallen tree, behind which Sarah could squat. She took her light summerdress and bikini bottoms off and squatted, now just wearing a short T-shirt and sandals. I sat down on the tree next too her, holding her hand.
Oh my poor sweetheart had to struggle: A big, hard lumpy pice of poo needed to be pushed out- it took pushing, moaning, clamping onto my knee- I had too stroke her hair, neck and back, encourage and comfort her- but finally that mean piece of shit landed in the grass. Sarah had to take a pee and a breath, but finally was able to finish it off. With still some pushing but much less pain the rest of a big, firm load finally came out: Three more fat turds- altogether a really big pile. After all that hard work Sarah got a deluxe, extra careful wipe for her bum. Then she waited for me, while I laid two good sized turds into the grass.
Late in the evening I took another decent dump into our home toilet. So we could't agree, who would be poop king of the day: Me, who made three healthy piles within 24 hours, or Sarah, who had squeezed out one of the biggest heaps, I had seen in a while. You should have seen it...Lots of love to all of you and extra hugs and kisses to our sick friend!
RIZZO:
What a delight to see you back. Your story was so excellent- you are such a great writer!!! Sarah said, she was sorry for you having a little accident, but really had to laugh about the image of your willie shedding a tear. Funnily enough, I also brought myself into an embarrassing situation by drinking too much Bavarian beer (that stuff should have warnings on the glasses: Only consume if you are in immediate access to a toilet within the next ten hours!). My story started at the pilgrimage place of too much beer drinking: the Oktoberfest! I went for a „tent crawl" with some mates from work. Litres of beer entered thousands of bodies and indescribable amounts of pee were produced: the queues to the toilets were miles (male and female) and wild peeing was nearly inevitable. We left with a group of about ten towards the station and had a good group wizz against a container at the park entrance. I felt relieved enough to make it home without another pit stop, but was very wrong: the train was late and there were no toilets on the train. By the time we reached our home station, I got off with legs pressed together and one hand in my pocket. My brain was numb with only one thought: Find a corner- I got to PEE! So I steered behind a shed and told my colleague, whose wife was supposed to give me a lift, to excuse me I would be right back. I stood in a corner between the shed and another wall and AAAHHH! - sent an endless long, strong, wonderfully relieving stream into the corner. While my bladder emptied and my brain became less occupied with my "up to date No 1 worry", I realized slowly that I had brought myself into a rather embarrassing situation! No- very embarrassing indeed! Cause, next thing I would have to go to the car park, find my colleague and meet his wife for the first time- so they could finally give me a lift, after waiting for me, knowing that I just pissed into the corner there. After zipping up and taking a deep breath, I went to face my task. I thought for a minute about running away and taking a taxi, but that would have been even more rude. So with a bright red head I met the lady: I did not offer to shake her hand though! I apologized for the wait and tried it with a clumsy joke that I wanted to save her car seats. I got an embarrassed smile back and we drove home with not much conversation. I was very embarrassed!!! The next day I apologized to my colleague again for the awkward situation. He said, his wife was just a bit shy, but could understand if I was in desperate situation. I am not sure if I should believe this, but hope it's true. I'll probably see her at he company christmas dinner next month. Hopefully she will still talk to me...Big hug from Sarah and me. We hope you got time for more stories, even Sarah loves to read them and you know she is not so much into the topic, so I guess that's a compliment! I think I told you when I wet myself a bit whilst coughing last year, so I could really understand your situation..POOP ROUND THE WORLD WITH INGRID AND EVE
Ingrid from Sweden
Hey this is my first post, but not the last, I intend writing regularly about my pooping experiences as I've just set out round the world with my best friend Eve. We are both Swedish, slim with long blonde hair and good bodies.
We have been in Thailand for a few weeks where pooping usually involves a normal stall or bucket with a hose to flush, we are staying on an island sleeping in beach huts with no facilities, if you need to shit, you walk behind the hut into a wooded area. After holding back for a couple of days except for peeing. Eve announced as we lay on the beach that she had to shit, I agreed that I couldn't hold for much longer and we headed for the woods.
It was a sunny day, and we were hot from the beach, we went through the woods a bit and behind some bushes, we pulled down our swim suits, and at that moment too more girls who were staying in a hut just along from the beach came along. We stood there with our swim suits down around our waists and they asked what we were up to. We said we had to do something everyone has to do sometimes. The two girls guessed what we meant and said they had to shit too. "Maybe we can do it together?" We said why not and all pulled our swimsuits down to our ankles. I squatted down and began to push and I felt a big log coming. Eve was squatting next to me and was producing a large amount of soft logs. Finally my poo came out. It was a big log. At the same time I saw between the legs of the other two girls who were squatting opposite us, a big log was emerging from both of them. We all squatted in silence shitting our loads out, me and the other girls were finishing up but Eve was starting to push a good sized log out which was taking a while. I shared round some tissue and we all wiped. We then agreed to see each other the next morning for our morning shit.
When Eve was finally finished we cleaned up and headed back to the hut for a meal and sleep.
Next morning we were woken by the sun and heat and the urge to shit, now that we had got ourselves going there was no stopping ourselves. We walked out of our hut and onto the beach, the beach was deserted so we grabbed the toilet roll and headed for the bushes. We decided to find a different spot and I felt I may need to squat for a while and yesterdays spot was in view of some of the beach. We found an old fallen tree which looked as if it was high enough off the ground to sit on and hang our butts over. We pulled our shorts down and sat down and dangled our arses over the tree, Eve said that she may be a while, I agreed as the spicy food from the night before would take a while to work through. I started to push and a couple of little farts squeezed out. Eve giggled and then let out a loud toot. We then proceeded to push out two of the biggest shits I have ever seen, mine felt so good and judging by the look on Eve's face and the noises she was making, her's felt amazing aswell. The turds dangled out of our arses growing longer and longer until finally they dropped, thudding onto the woodland floor. We weren't finished we produced two mountains of shit by the tree before we were finished, then we wiped and headed for the beach, on the way back the girls from the day before were squatting in the same spot, they didn't see us but judging by the smell were in mid poop.
Tomorrow we head back to the mainland, I look forward to finding a normal toilet to shit on, only if for a couple of days. I will report with the next exciting installment of Poop the World with Ingrid and Eve.coyote
INTERESTING SURVEY JULIE! ANSWERS BELOW. [ survey for guys]
1)guys,do you ever wee sitting down? if so when? always at home and at other's houses and often in unisex restrooms; simply because I am fascinated with how it feels to be a girl who has to sit and pee in the toilet. I did this up in vermont this summer at a general store when the woman allowed me to use their unisex bathroom in the back. [ prior to that, I held it until I got to a restroom to use so that I could understand the meaning of " toilet mapping"LOL ] . anyway,when I had asked" do you have a restroom I could use?"; she told me, " sure, it's in the back last door on the right." the toilet was one of those old style round front types[ 1940's or maybe 50's era? and clean]where the water only filled the bowl from the back to about 5" behind the front rim. I was curious if a girl would " tinkle" or just " hiss" when she peed in this toilet bowl. [hey girls, y'all pee straight down when you sit? right?]anyway, yeah I did and made this hissy " piddling" noise as my pee splashed into the water right about 2" behind the dry part in front and I filled the bowl with deep yellow pee but no actual foam-just three small swirls of pee scum in front after that memorable 2 mins. and 40 secs. of peeing. [ the last 25 sec. splash sprayed a little to the front on the dry porcelain but tapered back down into the water, but the rest of it all "piddled" into the water and I really felt like a had a vagina/vulva! yeah, I wiped like y'all too]
2)when you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? why? I usually pee out the fly, but with bike or gym shorts [ no fly] you have to pull them down a bit and wee over the top.
3) how do you get rid of drips after you wee? A) sitting? I wipe like a chick would with toilet paper. B)standing? simply shake " it" a few times.
4) do you ever wipe yourself after to get rid of all drops? a) when sitting like a chick does, yes always. b)standing? no not usually
5)do you usually make your underwear wet from all the drips after you wee? if so, how wet? yeah I do always when I sit down like a chick does, and sometimes when I stand as well. how much left? maybe a yellow stain or a few dribbles.
6) have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? if so when , and who saw and what did they say? yes I did, a few times[ maybe more] while peeing outside standing and either a car or person goes by. I think one time a guy friend had said " what the f**k? did you piss all over yourself? [ that's what happens when you don't get to finish peeing! probally the best memory was while I was walking and stoned in downtown orlando, florida and this girl says loudly to these two punk rockers" dude! don't look I'm peeing! oh no dont look!" and of course they looked as she was pissing in some doorway. I did not see much besides a girl squatting in her goth leather skirt with her girl-friend coaching her on]
7)when you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you? [always, if so? why? sometimes if so say when? never if so why?]
a) look at the wee coming out of their bodies? I try not to, as i could still hear those guys in 6th grade saying, " don't look you ****** faggot or I'll beat your ass"
b) talk to them? not unless they talk to me first, usually.
c) notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body? well, sometimes I happen to overlook and you could see some big moosy truck driver at the rest area with his gusher whizzing out of his " big johnson" and he may turn and look quickly [ sometimes I have to wonder why those women choose to become sports reporters at american/canadian football games? LOL]
d)stop weeing as fast as I can and leave? yeah, when pee shy at times. and since I have to be one of the few dudes who dyes his hair like a teen/20 something bohhemian-goth-punk at age 41 in connecticut, well they often look at you like you're gay even when you're not. and that makes one very pee shy.
8)have you ever weed in front of someone else? if so who? [ good one julie, I bet you'd make one kewl girlfriend:)if you're 18+ that is.LOL] and yeah, usually in front of the guys outside while hiking. but you know what's so kewl? when you feel close enough to urinate in front of yout girlfriend and with my ex girlfriend christine, I did this within 4 weeks of knowing her intimately while hiking up to the talcott mountain state park hubelein tower[ mile of ledges]near avon, connecticut; and quite a few times in the bathroom together. at one gas station she let me into the separate " ladies room" to join her one night so that I could see how a girl's pee comes out all bloody when a girl has her period.no one saw us! I used to watch her too and in fact, I taught her how to pee in the woods when she could not use the " ladies room" [ store clerk in rhode island said " no public restrooms, lady, sorry" and she was brought up " proper"]
9) has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee? believe it or not, a few guys have! my friend marshall will never pee outside and will hold it till he finds a restroom, even in new york city where as you may know, most guys piss in the doorways,subway stairs/platforms and right on the street corners in busy manhattan.[ watched a homeless man pull it out and pee as about 100 guys and GIRLS walked by once and laughed]you dont' see this as much ever since former mayor rudi guiliani cracked down on " quality of life laws, but down in greenwich village the girls often squat and pee in the doorways down the steps.
10)has anyone[doctor, nurse.etc.] ever asked you to wee and then you can't. please describe? yeah a few times . but you know back in 1992-93 when I was seeing this probation officer for a pot possession charge-living in orlando, florida, I'd often wish that would happen! he wanted to know why the lab would always say " low creatine level" [ water-clear urine]and it was always negative for " drugs". I took golden seals and would rink lots of coffee, water, and a few super big gulps that day; then pee as often as possible till it was crystal- clear! he got suspicious, said I was " drinking vinegar" and ordered me to outpatient rehab, where I would make sure to use the convienence store unisex restroom , then pee again in the bushes outside just before going in to make sure it was clear. LOL after like 12 times though, that one time they caught me[ violated, but no jail]this woman counselor there would either have the male counselor watch me pee, or say, " leave the door slightly open so that I can hear you tinkle". I often felt like saying to both him and her, " open up! here's your drug sample ao y'all can taste the THC" LOL
NOW A PEE SURVEY FOR THE GIRLS.
1. when you sit to pee on the toilet, which most girls do, do you pee? a)straight down
b) toward the front a little
c)toward the back of toilet bowl
d) to the sides
e) toward the front a lot
2. does your pee stream come out in?
a) a steady powerful stream?
b) on and off stream?
c)a wide spray?
d) a slow dribble?
e) hissy ribbon?
3. does your pee always splash into the toilet's water? why? or why not?
4.when the water level does not come all the way up to the front of the toilet bowl[ like in those older models with just a little water spot 4-6" round or oval toward the back];do you prefer to?
a)sit straight up and just let your pee hit the dry part in front?
b)lean foward so your pee splashes into the water
c) or, even if the water spot is low, does it still splash into the water if you sit up straight on the seat?
d)if so, why? or why not?
4) how wide is your pee stream usually? and how wide when you really have to pee a lot?
a)about 1/8 inch wide?
b)1/4 inch wide?
c) wider than that? if so how much wider?
5) when you girls pee into the toilet's water, DO YOU USUALLY MAKE FOAM? [ OR BUBBLES?]
IF SO, HOW MUCH PEE FOAM COVERING THE WATER'S SURFACE?
a)none at all?
b)about 1/4 of the water?
c)1/2 bowl's water?
d)3/4 of the bowl's water?
e)all the water's surface covered?
f)bubbles? how much and how big?
6)if/when you do make foam? why or why not? and when?
7)what does it sound like when a girl pees into the toilet?
a) loud "tinkle"[ like a guy standing]?
b)soft "tinkle"?
c)somewhat loud " tinkle"?
d) piddle?
e)soft hissing sound?
f) other sounds?
why? or why not?
8)if someone was standing outside the door, what would they hear?
if anything, please describe?
9)when you wear a dress or skirt, how do you pee? how about in those " evening gowns, is it harder?
10) do girls ever get " splashback" while peeing into the toilet bowl? when and why?
11) do girls ever have to " aim" their pee? yes or no?
12)do you ever pee outside? if so how easy or hard is it?
13)what's your usual pee color? clear? bright yellow? dark yellow?
14)do you always wipe after peeing? why? or why not?
15) have you ever peed in front of guys? other girls?
16) has anyone ever complained about you peeing in front of them? if so, who and why?
17) (BONUS QUESTION) HOW MANY GIRLS STAND TO PEE? where and why?Julie
Thanks to all the guys for answering my survey - I'm glad you all liked it so much. I will try and think up more questions, but I'm really interested in how you guys do it because we are so different from you, and much less interesting. So thanks BRYIAN, VINCE, UPSTATE DAVE, JAZZFELLA, BYRON, JOEY, OZGUY, WINDOWS98, MIKE OF MD USA, LOUIS (how does that milking thing work?) and REX and anyone else who i've forgotten who is still going to take the survey. I must say I think if it was girls who wee'd like you guys do there would be a lot more talking and looking and discussing going on. Perhaps the girls can take my survey and say what they would do if they could wee like guys. Here I go for a start....
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when? NO NEVER - WHY SIT DOWN WHEN YOU CAN WEE STANDING UP?
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why? I WOULD PULL MY PANTS RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR SO THEY DON"T GET IN THE WAY, AND IT WOULD BE FUN TO STAND THERE NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN FOR ALL TO SEE.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee? I WOULD SHAKE IT ABOUT A LOT UNTIL ALL THE WEE WAS OFF.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips? YES I WOULD DO THIS TO MAKE SURE IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DRY
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet? NO, BECAUSE I WOULD WIPE WELL AFTER A VERY GOOD SHAKE, THERE'S WOULD BE NO POSSIBILITY OF THIS.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say? NO, AS ABOVE.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies? YES I WOULD DEFINITELY LOOK AT THEM WEEING, ITS SO INTERESTING.
(b) Talk to them? SURE ITS ONLY POLITE, AS WELL AS INTERESTING. IWOULD MAKE SURE I TALKED TO THEM ALL.
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body? YES I WOULD. IF THEY WERE INTERESTED I WOULD MOVE SO THAT THEY COULD SEE BETTER.
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave? NO WAY.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who? I WOULD WEE IN FRONT OF LOTS OF PEOPLE.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee. IF THEY WERE OFFENDED I WOULDN'T WEE IN FRONT OF THEM.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe. I THINK I WOULD BE ABLE TO WEE ON DEMAND ON ANY OCCASSION.
Neon
Hi I'm a 19 year old girl with short brown hair, and I thought I would do Mel.D's survey
1.How often do you poop? about 4 times a day or if hold it I do real big ones when I wake up and before I go to bed, sometimes mess my panties tring to hold it
2.How many times a day do u fart? alot
3.Have you ever watched someone pooping or been watched? If, No would you like to be seen or see someone? well yes I have watched my best friend pooping alot of time and she has seen me too
4.Do you enjoy the sensations of relieving yourself? Why? well yes because it feels good to get all that out of me
5.Name all the places you have pooped other than the toilet? ok I have pooped in alot of places like the bushes, in the lake, outside in a trashcan(not out in the open), in the car in a bag when my best friend was driving, I did it into a dumpster once, and one time I did up in a tree because I had to go really bad when I was up real high and I didn't want to do it in my panties, there was this one time when I on top of the house and the ladder fell and I ended up pooping all in my panties, and the bath tub because I was sick that was gross, and in the shower too also because I was sick, well and of course on the side of the road
well I will tell you more some other time
Has anyone seen any objects in the toilet?
What are those objects?
Do you pee/shit on it or flush before you use it?
Samantha C
Eric in Chicago - Yeah, I know what you mean about the airborn thing versus direct contact, but I was sort of making a certain kind of assumption that I maybe shouldn't have made. Trying to be the better safe than sorry sort of person and all that. *shrug*
Ron - I've had the Hepatitis A and B vaccine series, and I'm very religious about getting my flu shot. I've also gotten a kind of vaccine called pneumococcal, and there's also this normal "vitamin booster" kind of shot cocktail that my doctor gives me about every three months. There are also vaccines for things like typhoid and stuff, but I haven't gotten any of that.
I got to say sorry if I get too personal about myself. It's hard to finally find a really good group like this that sort of feels the same as me about this stuff, and then I want to tell you all about it but I know there's limits. My life is my life, and I'm sure it's as boring as crap to everybody else, right! But then again it's like the times I've had that make for interesting poop and pee stories are also really some pretty wild stuff. I guess that's just how things happen for me, just crazy things in my life sometimes. Most of the time it would put you straight to sleep, but then I remember stuff that you guys would like to read about, and so I'm trying to type them up when I think of them. I hope they are stuff that can keep getting posted and all. Sorry, this looks so stupid now that I read back over it, but I hope you understand.
I got a pretty long post I'd like to send about something that happened at work last year, but it's like 2,100 words long, 3 pages in Word, in 12 point Times New Roman. If that's too long to post here, what should I do? Do I break it up into smaller posts or do I post it on some other site and then tell you guys to go read it, or what? Anyway, thanks for the help figuring it out, and thanks for being so nice!Ed
I was at a bar with muh buds and we had had a bunch of beers and then it hit me i had to pee now!!!!! so i like ran as fast as i could to the bathroom and right as i opened the door and saw that there was a girl sitting in the urinal pissing. she looked up and said its ok i just couldn't find the ladies room don't be afraid to pee here i'm done
and at that she ran to the stall wiped her but and ran out. by then i had already pissed myself!
Ed
historian
Okay, here are the places I've pooped besides in a toilet: In a tin can (because I wanted to), In a plastic bag (because I was working on a house that didn't yet have plumbing), many times outdoors (sometimes because I wanted to and sometimes because I was caught short), once in my pants because I ate a whole box of granola bars the day before.
Sunday, November 23, 2003