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Accident clean up
If you know a poop accident may happen, you can prepare for a quick clean up. Here's what you'll need. 2 large 30 gal trash bags, a 5 gal plastic bucket, latex gloves, scissors, a sink with running water and a large roll of paper towels.
Now that you have a mess in your pants, here's what you do. Put on the latex gloves. Spread one large plastic bag on the floor, line the bucket with the other one and put the bucket in the center of the bag on the floor. Standing over the bucket, cut off the pants and underwear and let them drop into the bucket. Begin wiping with a handful of paper towels to get rid of the majority of the mess, putting the towels in the bucket. (using enough toilet paper and putting it in the toilet would likely plug it up) Once the majority of the mess is cleaned up, wet paper towels to complete the process.
Now all you have to do is tie the bag in the bucket closed and dispose of it. Shower as soon as you can.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: DonK great catch please any other stories like that you may have thanks.
To: Abby C great set of stories it sounds like you and you sister both had good poops and it sounded like she was kind of desperate and I look forward to your next post thanks and it sounds like you really to go a lot at church and I bet you felt good afterwards and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Kate C first welcome to the site I look forward to reading your stories.
To: Bria great story it sounds like you were pretty desperate and just made it to the toilet in time and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Jade great story it sounds like you were pretty desperate and just made it in time and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Jemma great desperate poop story as always.
To: LadyLooLoo great story.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this siteAndrew
Never feel ashamed. Reply to Adrian
Reply for Adrian.
I agree with your posting that there is no sense getting mortified over accidents in our pants. I am convinced a great many men and women have them, genuine caught out and cannot hold it accidents. Many people seem to get really shamed by something that could happen to anyone.
I was lucky in that I gre up in a house where accidents were accepted as being part of life's rich pattern. Several times I peed or pooped myself on the way home from school because I hated the school toilets. My Dads underpants were often quite stained and looking back on those times now I suspect Mum and Dad may have got off on pee and poop.
A few days ago I wet my pants walking home from the pub. It was not really an accident and it made me feel good so I have no regrets. When I was in my twenties I had a friend who I discovered had accidents in his pants and we were able to enjoy quite a lot of such experiences together.Mina
Kazuko's story, part 1
Hi everyone, I have new story about my friend Kazuko, she said OK to tell this story. She likes this site and my other friends too but they don't post because they not confident about their English. This story is long story so I divide into 2 or 3 parts so you don't need yawn.
Anyway Kazuko came to my house Saturday evening and brought night things with her because she planned to stay over night. We made dinner together and ate it but she didn't eat so much, I surprised because Kazuko is normally very big eater. Me too, but she eat more when she is with me because at home she can't eat so much, her mother say not ladylike to eat lot and not ladylike to do motion so do only little one every time and finish quickly so everyone think it is only wee. And her mother get very very angry, so Kazuko scared. I think, not ladylike to get so much angry.
Late in evening Kazuko made strange face and started breathe hard. I said, Kazuko are you OK? She said, Noooo….stomach hurts. I said, go to loo and take longtime, your mother not here. She said, I'm constipated since Tuesday or maybe Wednesday, don't remember exactly. I want to stay in loo until motion come out but my mother…. So motion never come out and now I am full of motion.
So she limped to loo with difficult and close door and I hear her sit down. And after wee, I hear Uuuuuh, Uuuuuh but no plop sound. I say to her, take it easy, you have lot of time. She said hai, that is Japanese for yes. And thank you she said.
But after about 5 minutes, I hear moan "Aaaah" and then louder Aaaah. So I went to loo and opened door little bit. "Are you OK Kazu?" "No….it hurts…. it hurts….aaaah….aaaah" " Shall I come in?" "Yes, come in, stay with me….aaaah…."
So I went in and on my knees next to loo and hold her hand, than I try to massage her stomach a bit and also lower back. Suddenly very loud AAAH and then another one and Kazuko breathed strongly and then BRRRAPPP SPLAT sound, very big one, Kazuko gave huge Aaaaah, then five seconds later big big explosion from her bottom, about 10 seconds, fart and splash in loo water and many sounds. "Aah" and then she said "Mina, look in the loo, is there blood? and she lifted up her bottom, very strong smell but I looked, the loo was all brown on sides except front and many chunks of motion in loo and lots of mushy but all same color so maybe no blood. So I said, no blood I think, and Kazuko sat down again on loo, and I flushed it.
I said, you're not finished I think. She said, there's lots more. I took her hand again.
Fuuuu, fuuuu, (that is farts.)
Bururruruuru.
Aaaah, aaah . Not so loud now. Maybe she feel relieved.
Thank you Mina, she said to me. I said, you stay on loo . Hai, she said.
Short pause.
Burururururu.
I flushed again.
Fuuuu. Fuuuu. Bururururu. Not chunks any more I think, just mushy.
And then Kazuko started to cry. Cry real tears! I said, Kazu are you all right? She said, I'm OK, just so relief! Oh so so relief! I caress her hair and then hold hand again.
Bururururu.
I tell you part 2 next time.
MinaAbby C
Hi, today after school I was waiting for my mom to pick me up and she said she wasn't going to be there until 3:30 and it was about 2:45 . So I went to the girls room I went to the first stall and 2 other girls were in the other stalls I pulled up my skirt and plopped my bum on the toilet. I started to push and one large piece fell into the toilet and then I pushed again and a piece the size of 3 small pools combined together made a big splash in the toilet . I wiped pulled down my skirt and left . Bye Abby C
Andrew
Never feel ashamed. Reply to Adrian
Reply for Adrian.
I agree with your posting that there is no sense getting mortified over accidents in our pants. I am convinced a great many men and women have them, genuine caught out and cannot hold it accidents. Many people seem to get really shamed by something that could happen to anyone.
I was lucky in that I gre up in a house where accidents were accepted as being part of life's rich pattern. Several times I peed or pooped myself on the way home from school because I hated the school toilets. My Dads underpants were often quite stained and looking back on those times now I suspect Mum and Dad may have got off on pee and poop.
A few days ago I wet my pants walking home from the pub. It was not really an accident and it made me feel good so I have no regrets. When I was in my twenties I had a friend who I discovered had accidents in his pants and we were able to enjoy quite a lot of such experiences together.
sister in law pooped in the car
Over the weekend I went with my brother and my mom to meet up with his wife and her friend at the store to do some shopping then go to lunch. The friend left from there and my brother also left from there to go to work and my sister in law drove me and my mom home. We were in traffic on the way back when my sister in law started fidgeting anxiously and was breathing nervously. She leaned forward towards the steering wheel and quietly moaned "ooohhh noooo..." under her breath. My mom asked her what was wrong. She said "I think something I ate doesn't agree with me..." my mom said "are you going go be sick?" She got really anxious and said "worse, I think I'm about to crap my pants!!" I just sat there in disbelief and intrigue and said nothing. My mom kept trying to back seat drive, telling her to get over to another lane and telling her where to pull over to find a bathroom, but it was already too late. My sister in law just goes "I'm so sorry, I'm not gonna make it" then she ripped a really loud, wet fart, followed by a series of more bubbly wet farts and some squishing and crackling sounds. The car instantly reeked and she just started apologizing profusely and her face was redder than a tomato. I could see her hands trembling on the steering wheel as she just kept reiterating that something she ate upset her stomach, as if she was trying to convince us that pooping her pants isn't a normal occurrence for her, which got me wondering. After an awkward and smelly ride back to her house she got out first and waddled to the front door as fast as she could while my mom and I just went back to my car. I looked at her butt as she waddled to the house. She was wearing tight jeans and they were stained wet on her hutt, almost looked like she has peed herself. it was a big sideways oval the size of a football across her cheeks and the tops of her thighs, and then a streak going up along her crack on top of the oval stain. Around the very center of this big wet spot was a faint brown stain just barely showing through.
I texted my brother later and told him she shit her pants in the car. He said that she already told him about it and I then asked if she was alright. He said "yeah she's fine. It's not the first time it happened to her and probably won't be the last." I asked if something was wrong with her and he said that he's pretty sure she has IBS or chron's or colitis or something that irritates her bowels, but she's one of those people who is really weird about going to the doctor and so she hasn't done anything about it. He has tried multiple times to get her to. He said maybe after a few more accidents she'll finally see a doctor about it or if it starts happening more frequently. I asked how often it happens and he said maybe every couple of months or so.
Annie
Recent poops, rant and anime show poop accident
Hi all. My poops have been pretty good lately. No other accidents since the one I told about last week, fortunately. Unfortunately the underwear had to be thrown out because they were white and I didn't want to deal with the mess in them so I trashed them. Since them I've been having some pretty good poops. Everything from really big 3 footers to mushy crap like I had a while ago. Been going every day to every two days or so. After dinner tonight I had a sudden urge to go to the point I almost was having an accident. And I wouldn't have wanted that, considering my husband and I have friends over and I knew it would be noisy and messy! And noisy and messy it was! I pulled down my black pants (my husband said they make me look really good, especially my butt) and my underwear (on my period right now -_-) and messy shit poured into the toilet with a crackle and sounded like water pouring at one point. A couple of really loud farts came out too. I was done within a minute but what a mess! It looked like a pile of mud with squiggly pieces in it, like undigested beef or something. Yuck. But I felt better, considering how close that was to being in my pants! I wiped and flushed and then cleaned the bathroom.
Has anyone on here ever watched Shin Chan? It's a Japanese adult-oriented anime revolving around this boy named Shin Nohara and his family. He's 5 years old. Anyway, in season 3, second last episode of the series, his mom, Mitzi, is desperate for the toilet and is yelling at him to hurry up. Shin is sitting on the toilet shaving with his dad's razor while Mitzi is whining and bent over, holding her stomach. Her sister Bitzi comes out asking where breakfast is. Mitzi whines "Poo." Bitzi says "I'll pass." Mitzi says "It's coming out Bitzi, ohhhh." Then suddenly you hear a really gross grumbling noise and Mitzi says "I don't want you to smell me this way." Then she walks off. She is shown later wearing different pants and she says "Ahhhh, nothing like fresh underwear." Her sister and Shin keep teasing her about messing her pants for the rest of the episode. Poor Mitzi lol. Her sister teases her again and Mitzi said "It was an accident." First time ever I've seen an adult have an accident on a tv show, let alone a pooping accident.
Speaking of Shin Chan, I was telling one of my guy friends about the show, explaining to him what it was and what it is about and told him about the episode I just told you guys about. And he said "Too much info." I said to him "It's a cartoon, not real life." But this type of double standard about the toilet makes me angry. Why is it OK for guys to talk about body functions and it's not OK for women? My friend is always telling me about how certain foods/drinks make him poop more but if I say anything related to the bathroom (ie. telling him about a show that someone has an accident) then he says "Ewww TMI." WTF? Double standard much? Ugh! Not fair! Anyone else bothered by this double standard?
JW
To: DonK
Loved your story, can't wait to hear more. I think the sound of someone pooping is even more exciting than seeing it!!
Anna
this morning at Starbucks
Hi all. My name is Anna and I am a 20 year old university student in western Canada. I'm short with blonde hair down to my shoulders and I am fairly curvy and a bit chubby. This morning I went to my local Starbucks to study. It was pretty busy and the only table I could get was a really small one next to the bathrooms. There are two single-occupancy bathrooms at this store and today one was inexplicably closed. Having worked for about an hour and after a big coffee I started to feel the need to head to the bathroom. Just as I was about to get up, a slim brunette passed my table and went into the bathroom. She was about my age, but skinnier with a tiny, really cute butt showing of in her yoga pants. She locked the door and soon after I heard two pretty loud farts echoing through the washroom she was in. Then there were some faint plops, about three or four. About a minute or so later I heard her wash her hands. She came out of the bathroom and joined her friend back at her table. I really needed to go by this time and quickly got up and entered the washroom. The brunette had left quite a noticeable poop smell in the room, but it wasn't too bad. There were also a couple of small skidmarks in the bowl. I pulled down my own yoga pants and panties, sat on the toilet and had a quick pee. I let out a small fart and my poo started to crackle out of my bum. It was pretty long, but eventually splashed into the toilet. I pushed out two more poos and a small fart and was done. By this time there was a strong poop smell in the room, as I had contributed to what the brunette had left behind. I quickly wiped, washed my hands and went back to my table, feeling really relieved. About two minutes or so later a cute guy entered the store and went straight to the bathroom. I'm sure it still smelled quite a bit in there and I was glad that he didn't know that it was the girl with the cute bum and myself that had stunk up the room badly.
Heidi
pooped myself twice as a teen
Hi everyone, what a fun site! Last night me and a group of friends from college were hanging out and somehow the conversation landed on poop stories. We shared a lot of doozies including two times that I've accidentally pooped my pants. My one friend then told me about this forum and said I should share, so here I am!
The first time it happened was when I was in 8th grade and I was 14. I never pooped at school if I could help it. There were times where I had to out of necessity but I held it for as long as possible. One day i had to poop since my second class of the day and by 6th period I was really needing to go. I just kept ignoring it and trying to hold it because when I did poop at school I normally did it during lunch when I had more time, but lunch was already over. After 6th period I debated going but I didn't make the decision quickly enough and then was too nervous I'd run out of time and just went to 7th period still needing to poop really bad. I just kept concentrating on holding it and eventually i got in the zone and felt like I could make it to the end of the day because I only had 1 more class after 7th period. I was doing OK, then maybe halfway through the class it got really bad...I felt the urge grow and then I started turtle heading and having to fight it back in. I started to panic and realized I HAD to get to the bathroom right away. To my horror, I then farted beyond my control but it wasn't that loud and it didn't seem like anyone noticed, but I still turned bright red. I raised my hand and asked if I could go to the bathroom, and I was excused. But it was already too late, I had waited too long.... when I stood up the pressure in my abdomen gave a push and it turtle headed again pretty far. I tried really hard to fight it back and stay calm so no one knew what was happening, but it had gone too far and continued pushing it's way out until it broke off and nestled in my panties with a faint crackling sound. My heart started pounding and i just tried to pretend nothing was happening and no one could know, even though the girl who was sitting behind me almost definitely notice a bulge forming in the back of my beige courderoys. I regained control after the first turd went into my pants and headed for the door, still trying to remain calm and not draw attention. By the time I got into the hallway there was no holding it back anymore, and thick, soft poop just churned into my panties as I tried to make my way down the hall. I could feel the warmth spreading upward and across my butt cheeks and I felt my pants get tighter as the bulge grew. It was a distinct sensation that I will never forget... honestly it didn't feel bad, other than the part where it's humiliating to do!
When I finally reached the bathroom I just stood there in shock for a moment. I was already done pooping, I lost the whole load in my pants. And it showed...when I passed the mirror I glanced back and there was a big lumpy bulge on my butt. It looked like i had a couple rolls of socks down the back of my pants... anyone who saw me in the hall definitely could tell that I had pooped my pants. I went into a stall and dumped the bulk of it out of my panties into the toilet, but it was thick and really caked on so my panties and my body were a huge mess. That's when I got really overwhelmed and finally started to cry. I wound up just pulling my dirty panties up and my courds, then I went to the nurse. She gave me wet wipes to clean up better and let me call my dad for a ride home, and called my teacher to have a classmate bring my things to the main office for me to pick up on my way out... the whole ordeal was super embarrassing, and it was obvious to my 7th period class that I had had an accident. The word obviously got around and so I had to deal with being self conscious about everyone knowing I did that...it was embarrassing but no one was ever mean about it to my face. I just heard whispering and got funny looks for a while.
The next time it happened was a lot more embarrassing. 1 because a lot more people saw, and 2 because it was diarrhea... I was 16 and in 10th grade... i had a slight discomfort in my belly toward the end of the day and I knew I would poop as soon as I got home. But my bowels had different plans...at the end of the day I got on the bus, and like 5 minutes into the ride my belly gurgled bad, and it felt like my guts just dropped. I instantly had to poop with an urgency I'd never felt. Worse than then day I pooped my pants in 8th grade. I felt my butt quivering under the pressure and I just knew I was about to erupt in my panties and navy blue leggings. I clenched as best I could and tried to hold on just because I had to at least TRY, but I knew it was hopeless. After a couple of seconds, a hot blob of gooey poop exploded into my pants with a loud bubbly fart that reverberated off the leather seat. I felt it spread to both sides of my cheeks and up along my butt crack toward my lower back, then more wet poop flooded into my pants with a chorus of more bubble farts. The bus filled up with the awful stench of poop. Everyone started groaning or giggling, and a lot of people opened windows. I heard things being said like "oh my god" "eww" "is she serious?" "Did Heidi just crap her pants??" "So nasty" and "that sucks." I just sat there in my hot mess and stared out the window, face burning red. I didn't say anything, I didn't look at anyone, I was even in too much shock to cry. It felt like it took 4 hours to get to my stop and I carefully waddled off the bus and could feel everyone staring me. I heard someone say "eww her seat is wet!" As I walked up the aisle, and just before I got off my bus driver gave me a look of pity and said "are you OK sweetie?" That did me in and I started bawling, and I told her "yes" between sobs. I waddled a block and a half home with diarrhea all over myself and barely able to see through the tears. That was so...so...so...so embarrassing!
I was pretty devastated from that one and took two days off from school. It sucked for a while, but like the accident two years before I stopped worrying about it a lot sooner than I thought.
Now its been like 7 years since that happened and I'm able to have a totally different perspective on it. It's funny to look back on and frankly, poop accidents make for great stories! Everyone is always intrigued and surprised, amused, and it brings you closer to people when you show them you trust them enough to share such an embarrassing story!Victoria B.
Comment and story
Hey! I've been terribly busy of late and I've forgotten some of the details of the story I intended to post. I probably can't do justice to it and so I'll just post a comment and an assurance that I'll do a better job of following up in future. I've been on a streak of huge dumps so I'll have plenty to write about if it continues!
To Catherine: My mother had to give me the same lesson when I was about eleven or twelve. The toilets in the house I grew up in weren't the best in terms of flushing and it became an unwritten rule that I had to use my ensuite if I "really needed to go." A clog was less of a problem when it affected a toilet that was only used by one person!
ExercisePeer
Girl pees while cycling
A story my friend told me, this happened when she was a senior in high school.
She attended a private school in New Hampshire and thoes schools have girls cycling teams, which my friend raced on. One race she was in, in her senior year she had been "pulling" (leading the pack) for most of the race and finally pulled in behind another girl. Almost as soon as she did however, the girl turned around to her and said:
"You probably don't want to be behind me right now, I'm going to pee!"
At the time my friend was pretty disusted by this thought and took off to get away from her, but telling me this story - I found it wildly hot! I know peeing one's self is common in womens biking (expected in Triathlon) But in a 15mi girls high school race it just seems silly - which leads all the more intrigue to this awesome story - and that awesome quote.
(I guess the girl did pee too, because my friend mentioned seeing her wet shorts right after the race)
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Mina
Kazuko's Story, Part 2
So where I left off? I think Kazuko was still on the loo and crying and I was on the floor by her left knee and squeezing her hand, and she said don't worry about my crying, just I feel so relief!
Bururururururu again.Then Kazuko took some loo paper and blew her nose. I heard small "plop" in loo water at same time. She put loo paper in the loo.
Fuuuuu, Fuuuu.
Bururururu, Bururururururururururururu! Very long one. So I flushed, and then…. I suddenly started to cry too! Tears came out very fast and very big ones. "Kazu, boo-hoo-hoo…." Silly Mina.
Kazuko said, "Mina sorry, I make you cry!" But I said, "No sorry, I'm just relief, like you, so much relief!! woo-hoo-hoo…."
So Kazuko caressed my hair, and I heard another bururururu, but quite small one. Then there was "plep" maybe little bullet shoot out of Kazuko's bottom like from pistol. Kazuko blew her nose again, and this time there was quite big burururururu. Kazuko still crying and crying, me too.
Again "plep". Kazuko said, "I finish soon I think." I was beginning to feel urge in my own bottom, so I said, "Kazu, I want to go too." She said, OK I finish now." I said, No, no, finish properly (in Japanese chan-to). So she said OK and squeezed my hand, she was caressing my hair with other hand.
Two or three little plip sounds and one fuuuuu, then one more plip, then Kazuko said "finished" and pressed washlet button to wash her bottom, then dry with hot air. Then she wiped and I flushed for her and she stood up and pulled up panties and jeans and I pulled down jeans and panties and sat on very warm loo seat. Kazuko said, do I stay here or go out? I said, stay here, so she sat down on floor and took my hand. This was first time for us to do motions together like this.
I had wee first and then began to push, I did farts first and then it came out slowly. My motions usually come out quite slowly unless I have diarrhoea. Both Kazuko and I still crying a little bit so we dry faces with loo paper! Finally there was big plop sound, Kazuko said "oooh" but I said nothing because the next motion was coming out.
After five plops, Kazuko flushed for me. Then I began to cry hard again, so Kazuko too…. and I blew my nose and gave big fart at same time, Kazuko laughed through her tears, I hit her on shoulder and laughed too with crying. Then I caressed her hair as sixth turd came out with loud plop. Then one more, and then little pieces, I knew I soon finish. Big smell. I said, sorry for smell. Kazuko said, sorry for even more bad smell! and I hit her again on shoulder and she did same to me and we laughed but still with tears. Then I said "finished " and used washlet and hot air and wiped my bottom and kazuko flushed for me and I dressed and we ant out of the loo.
"Wow, eleven o'clock!" I think Kazuko went into loo about half past ten but not sure.
I went into my bathroom, the bath water a bit cool so I pressed "warm up again" button so we have hot water, I said to Kazuko, you have bath first, but wait about 15 minutes as the water is not so hot. She said OK. Two people can fit into my bathtub, but it's not very comfortable, so maybe separate is better, though I am happy to take bath with Kazuko as we always take bath together at hot spring, there is big public bath there only for women, actually in some parts of Japan there is mixed bath.
By the way in Japan bath and loo usually separate. we don't like loo in bathroom. Some flats have unit bath, but I don't like, so in my flat bath and loo are separate.
Kazuko undress and pour water over body to wash, then she went into bathtub and said Aaaaah. Then she called, "Mina" so I went to bathroom and she said, come in, it's OK a bit of a squash". So I became naked and went into bathroom and washed my bottom and lady part outside bathtub and then climbed into water. Yes, a bit of a squash, but not so bad.
I wonder if people on this site know, in Japan we never wash in bathtub, always beside it. Water on the bathroom floor always flows away. In Wales the bathroom was not like that and after washing in bathtub I poured water away and showered my body to rinse well. I like Japanese bath better. So after Kazuko and I soaked in hot bathwater short time, Kazuko got out of the bathtub and began to wash her body. When she finished, I poured water from bathtub over her body, and she said "aaaah" and "feels good". I said, give me towel, I scrub your back. So she gave me towel with little soap and sat down on bath stool face away from me and I scrubbed her back. She said "aaah" and "feels good" and I said, stand up, so she stood up and I scrubbed her bottom, this was first time, in hot spring we scrub back but never bottom because other ladies watching. She said bigger "aaaah" and "feels very very good!" I thought, she has beautiful bottom. But in any case she is very beautiful woman, OK she has uneven teeth, but they are beautiful in unique Kazuko way.
I said to Kazuko, doesn't your bottom hurt after violent motion?
She said, hurts a bit. So I said, after bath, I give you cream. She said, thanks. She got into bathtub and I got out and washed my body, and she scrubbed my back, and she said "get up" and we laughed. I stood up and she scrubbed my bottom, it was very good feeling so I also said "aaaaah" like oyaji which is Japanese dirty old man, and we laughed more. Then we both together in bathtub again and enjoy hot water. Then we dried bodies and she said "Mina, you are beautiful", I said "No" but she said yes again and shut up Mina. So we laughed, and I hit her on shoulder just little slap.
I found cream for sore skin and gave to Kazuko, then I took it back and said, let me do it. Because you feel better. So she said OK and bent down and pulled bottom's cheeks apart, her bottom's hole very sore and red, I applied cream as gently as I can. She said "Thanks" and we put on pyjamas and went back to main room and turned on TV. Now nearly midnight, but we decided to drink beer! Beer tastes very good after bath, but I drink only malt beer not dry beer. Kazuko likes both, so malt beer OK.
Then we decided go to bed. My bed is quite large, semi-double, so we can sleep without touching. We are not lesbian, we don't want to make love, but sleeping in same bed is no big deal.
"Good night." (In Japanese "o-yasumi")
"Good night"
Suddenly, we hugged each other. Long hug. And cry again! And then laugh, and dry eyes with tissue, not loo paper (but Kazuko said, how about use loo paper? and we laughed) and then hugged again, short one, and got into bed, and soon sleeping, maybe, I don't remember that part.
I end part 2 here. Long story! I love telling story, I learned pleasure of that in Wales when I wrote story for school homework. But I'm tired now. So part 3 next time. Writing in English not so easy for me and maybe my English is not good, if you don't like it please tell me, then maybe i don't write on this site any more. Pity because I really enjoy. Thank you all for being you.
Love from MinaJade
Thanks for the welcome with comments to Bria, kmd & Jemma
As the title states I just want to say thanks for the warm welcome to this site. It's amazing and I'm glad everyone is so welcoming.
I haven't got any interesting stories to tell in this post unfortunately as all of my poos have occurred at home over the last few days and they've all been 'normal' ones unlike the sloppy poo I had last Thursday. Although I did have a 'sweetcorn poo' yesterday which always fascinate me lol.
Bria - Hi, your 'Diary Disaster' poo sounds very similar to the one I had. I'm not lactose intolerant but I do have the occasional runny poo and I agree with you about the only way to describe them is "Thick mud". Take care and happy pooing.
kmd - Hi, Yeah I agree with you. The relief I got from releasing that poo in Asda was unreal so I know exactly how much relief the other women got lol. I love hearing people poo as I love the sound of it crackling out and then the plop of it hitting the water, I especially like it when I'm pooing too as I can join in with them lol. Take care and happy pooing.
Jemma - Hi, Glad you haven't had any accidents either. I'll be honest and admit I have had the odd skidmark in my knickers from not wiping properly or leaking a small amount when getting to the toilet but who hasn't and I almost lost a bit in my knickers in my recent post when I had a dodgy stomach. I'm only 17 and I'm guessing I will poo myself at some point in my life and to be honest I don't think it would bother me as it sounds like it's quite common for people to have accidents from reading stories on here. Hope you don't mind me asking how old you are? Is it weird that I actually like the feeling of being desperate? I find the relief fantastic. It sounds like you had a very desperate poo when you were out in the bar and I bet the relief you felt was immense. Take care and happy pooing.
Abbie
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Hi everyone, sorry I haven't posted in ages. I'll get on to my latest story after a couple of comments.
Megan- great story about going for a poo at the shops, you and your neighbours must have felt really relived.
Sam- good first post, glad you managed to make it onto the loo in time, hope you can post again soon.
Jade- sounded like a relieving poo you had at the supermarket, please post any other stories you have
Now on to my story, I've been at university for 4 weeks now and have come back home this weekend. I'm sharing a house with 5 other girls- Jess, Alice, Sarah, Freya and Anna. By now I've heard most of them on the loo, the upstairs toilet is next door to my room and theres just a flimsy partition wall in between so if I listen carefully I can hear pretty much everything ! The other morning I was sitting at my desk working, I'd just eaten breakfast but hadn't got round to getting dressed. I could feel I was starting to want a poo but it wasn't that desperate so I figured I'd use the toilet in a while. I thought about getting dressed but decided not to bother, I didn't plan on using the loo until my need was quite urgent and knowing my luck if I put clean pants on I'd end up getting them dirty! Suddenly I heard the toilet door closing and the bolt being pulled across to lock the door. I heard the rustle of clothes being lowered and the seat creaking as someone sat down, and then a steady wee stream starting up, it lasted about 20 seconds before stopping and then it went quiet. Whoever it was stayed sitting so I guessed they needed a poo, it was quiet for a few minutes, I strained to listen and thought I could hear some some grunting and panting as they tried to push it out. My own need was getting steadily more urgent, quite soon I knew I'd have to start clenching my bum to stop my poo from poking out into my pants, just as well I hadn't changed them! Just then I heard a loud plop, and shortly after two more. Silence for another minute or so, and then a final plop. Shortly after I heard the toilet flushing and the door being unlocked, I didn't want to embarrass my housemate by going out straight away so I waited for her to go past my bedroom door and then I peeped out and saw it was Sarah. Five minutes later my need was getting pretty urgent, I could feel a big poo coming and it was starting to force open my bumhole. I opened my bedroom door but saw Freya coming along the corridor and my heart sank as I realised I probably wasn't the only one who was bursting for the loo! Freya said, "Hi Abbie!" I blushed red as she stopped opposite me in the corridor, I was just wearing what I'd had on for bed, basically a white tee-shirt and yellow flowery pants underneath, the tee-shirt only just covered my bum and I knew my pants would be showing through. Luckily sometimes I've seen some of the others go to the loo in their night clothes too so it could have been worse. I quickly said, "Are you going to the loo, only I'm really bursting!!" Freya said "Yes, Anna's on the loo downstairs, I'll be really quick I promise!" I managed a weak smile, my poor bum muscles were quivering, and trying to hold a massive log at bay which seemed intent on escaping at any moment. I went back into my room and sat on my heel to try to relieve some of the pressure, next door I could hear Freya weeing like mad! When she was done she flushed the toilet and came out, I knew in the time it took me to walk out of my room, into the toilet and lock the door the log would escape slightly, and I could feel that my pants were stuck up my bum really badly so I knew I'd get a massive skidmark. As I predicted by the time I was on the loo with my pants down I had about an inch of poo sticking out already. I relaxed my quivering muscles and felt a hard log start to slide out slowly, it was getting fatter and fatter and was stretching my bumhole wide open. I looked down at my pants and saw a combination of the normal faint skidmarks which I pretty much always get and a bigger mark from where my poo had just been poking out. No matter which pants I wear I always seem to end up with at least a slight wedgie, but I was down to my last few pairs of clean pants which are the ones I always leave till last as they get well and truly stuck up my bum, so I decided to put a load of washing on as soon as I was finished. By now I had what felt like 3 inches of my log sticking out of my bum, I took a deep breath and bore down and could feel the log gradually sliding out, as usual I knew it would take some hard pushing to get it to drop. I did another big push and couldn't help grunting as I stopped straining, I was aware that Alice's room was on the other side of the toilet and that she could probably hear everything going on just like I could, but I was having to bear down really hard to pass this log. After a few more hard pushes and embarrassingly loud grunts I finally got the log to drop, I followed up with a few smaller pieces which needed a bit of pushing but were much easier to pass. I wiped my bottom several times and pulled up my pants before flushing, washing my hands and then going back to my room to get dressed. I took off my tee-shirt and pants and opened my underwear drawer, I only had one pair of clean pants which were white so I put them on and then got dressed. I then collected up my dirty socks and underwear ready to put them in the wash. Hope you enjoyed this story, bye for now!Dude in distress
To Linda
I was horribly constipated these last few days. Yesterday I managed to pass several marbles. Today I was determined to get it all out. Finally I had about an inch of ROCK hard poo sticking out. When I reached down to check my progress- I realized this poo was at least 2.5 inches wide!!!! I used my fingers to push down against the sides of my anus while I strained with all my might. After nearly an hour, I was exhausted and had to stop. I laid down in bed for about a half hour. The turd remained poking out of my anus. Once I rested, I got up and hovered over the toilet in a semi squat , and pushed until I was red faced and sweating. After about my 6th unsuccessful attempt- I was angry and frustrated. I pounded my fist against the counter and grunted angrily. And that was enough to finally push the whole thing out!!!
Justin
Drug test pee
I took a pre employment drug test today, and was surprised that it was as supervised pee. I drained it pretty good, and then the lady got mad that I shook off. What the hell am I supposed to do when I get done. Seriously?